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goodnight friends i’m off to sleep soundly in the knowledge that i’ve never pretended to be part of a marginalised group to get attention on the internet 😌

#same #also never sent hate and death wishes to people at all. let alone on top of racefaking and manipulating people #goodnight love n light etc ✌️ #lyse wishing u all the best ❤️

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what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

#tumblr brain worms will have you pretending you’re someone else because you’re not quirky enough #💀💀💀

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lol we’re in bed side by side checking in on the latest

sitting and telling my bf the latest tumblr news and watching their eyes get wider with each increasingly bizarre update is the funniest fucking thing, his “👀 tell me more” face whenever the plot thickens is 10/10

#quill to paper #personal

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sitting and telling my bf the latest tumblr news and watching their eyes get wider with each increasingly bizarre update is the funniest fucking thing, his “👀 tell me more” face whenever the plot thickens is 10/10

#prev lyse i told him about that #and about the hamilton steel chair reveal. he was gobsmacked #like every new piece of info had him on the edge of his seat #sr

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sitting and telling my bf the latest tumblr news and watching their eyes get wider with each increasingly bizarre update is the funniest fucking thing, his “👀 tell me more” face whenever the plot thickens is 10/10

#they barely go here so i’m like ‘got more news for you’ #quill to paper #personal

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#angel #ofmd #edward teach

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My grandma gave me this lamp and I’m in love with it

#the only tag in his post is ‘table lamps’ #you know when you love someone so much you need to scream #cutest man on earth #also it’s a very nice lamp it looks lovely in our bedroom #personal #<- not my post but it’s our life so it fits

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POV: You’re Stede and you see him, wyd

Hope this Ed’s not too hot for Tumblr lmao

#gawd damn the lighting makes him look scrummy #ofmd #ofmd fanart #edward teach

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(taking notes) mhmm mmm okay yep mmm so what i’m getting here is there were cats? a- a cat attack, yeah. and they may or may not have been wearing human skin suits? it’s just we had reports that they were the ones being skinned, so- yeah. okay, plenty of ways to skin them, gotcha. but you saw the whole thing did you? you and your boyfriend? yes sir i know he’s your boyfriend, you told me that once, yes i’ve put that in my notes—

#god #ofmd #quill to paper

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ideal man?

literally just gonna be describing my boyfriend here just fyi. kind, clever, sweet, supportive, funny, generous, understanding, not-so-secret softie, loves animals and nature, laid-back, adventurous but also loves his creature comforts, an old soul just like me. also great hair, handsome, smells good, lovely hands, pretty eyes, and most importantly: makes the perfect cuppa :•)

ask me anything

#message in a bottle #anonymous

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guys please 😭 from Samba's instagram

#it’s not fair give them back to us #ofmd #ofmd bts #ofmd cast #rhys darby #taika waititi

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do you have a character (or characters because I know how hard it can be to choose just one) who you are just like obsessed with. when you think about them, it physically hurts. you love them and you think they have layers that deserve to be unpeeled and examined with more nuance than they usually get. a character you would defend because you understand them.

if not, do you prefer chocolate, vanilla or mint chocolate chip ice cream? (yes this is strawberry erasure.)

literally ed and stede <3 (also mint choc chip ofc)

#message in a bottle #freddieslater

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If you were to aggressively knit something, what would you knit and why?

a dunce hat for you to wear <3

#LMFAO #message in a bottle #goose tag

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#licking him like the back of a stamp #like an envelope #like a yoghurt lid #ofmd #stede bonnet

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ask me anything i’m booooored thank u very much <3

#quill to paper

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Edward Teach 🐱 (S02E05 - The Curse Of The Seafaring Life)

#stede is kissing his forehead rn #and massaging oil into his beard while he purrs #ofmd #edward teach

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this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

#laugh tag