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oautincorrectquotes · 6 months
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Belle: I can't believe you assassinated the King!
Rumple: Well, 'assassinated' implies it was politically motivated. I killed him because he was a dick, so technically I murdered him
Belle: That's not better!
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anouatblog · 6 months
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ace-cf-cups · 3 months
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Golden Lace (In)correct Quotes, part 1 / ∞
( insp. )
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bookcub · 8 months
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spinning silver by naomi novik is definitely my favorite rumplestilskin but a close second is the picture book that introduced me to the tale, rumplestilskin's daughter.
basically, the miller's daughter is like umm nooo i dont want to marry the king, you seem far better marriage material and they run away together and get married and have a daughter. the king finds the daughter and is like, spin me gold!!! and shes like hmmmm i cant but i think you grow it and tricks the king into giving money to all the farmers to grow successful farms, and then does the same for knitting wool into lots of clothes.
anyways it is so much fun and quite clever, love the ideology behind it, 10/10 recommend
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✨️Imagine✨️
Tw: arranged marriage, aggressiveness, controlling spouse, spanking
Being taken in off the streets by Rumplestilskin after fleeing your hometown. Jefferson sets his sights on you. Rumplestilskin decides to arrange the marriage.
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Rumplestilskin had found you one day after you had accidentally ran into him on the road. You had been fleeing your village after it was raided by the Evil Queen's soldiers. Having heard of the dark one, you quickly apologized and hoped he wouldn't be angry with you and punish you the way he did when anyone so much as irritated him. Instead, he took pity on the poor creature he saw before him. He offered you shelter and food in exchange for housework and chores. You gladly accepted, having not eaten since you had abandoned your home days before. This was obvious even to him.
Rumple took notice that you enjoyed doing chores that required you to be outside. You always came home dirty. He was quite impressed with how well you did with your work.
One day, a few weeks later, while you were outside gathering herbs, a man came up to you. You both began making small talk. The man explained that his name was Jefferson, and he was on his way to speak with The Dark One when your beauty caught his eye. After you finished foraging, Jefferson gladly walked with you back to Rumple's home. You were dismissed as they went on to talk about their business. Soon the topic of conversation fell onto you. Jefferson was absolutely intrigued by the beautiful creature The Dark One had running errands for him. Although, you didn't exactly share the same feelings. Sure, he was OK to talk with, but you still didn't know this stranger that had walked up to you. And if he had anything to do with Rumplestilskin's 'business affairs', he couldn't have been that safe to be around.
A few days after you had met Jefferson, Rumplestilskin had called you inside from your chores. "Sit, dearie. I want to speak with you a moment." He said. You did as you were told, and he continued. "Now, (y/n), you've met my . . . associate, Jefferson?"
"A few times, sir." You responded quietly.
"Well then, dearie, you know that I sometimes pay him to do certain jobs for me." You nodded. "Quite recently Jefferson went on an extremely important journey for me. And as payment, I've given him your hand in marriage."
Your heart sunk to the bottom of your stomach. "I-i don't understand." You uttered.
"It's quite simple, really- when two people love each other very much-"
"But I do not love him!" You cried in disbelief. "I barely know of him, I do not consent to this!" You were now out of your chair and standing.
"Ya see, dearie, I wasn't really asking. The deal has already been struck. See, I took you in when nobody else would. Now you will do as your told or so help me I will send you back from where you came!"
Silent tears streamed down your face. You were speechless. You couldn't look him in the eyes. It was too much.
"Now go clean up and prepare supper. I'll not hear another word out of you. And don't try to run, dearie. I have my ways of finding you."
As soon as he had said 'go', you were out the door and headed straight for the well outside the house.
The ceremony was small. You hadn't seen Jefferson since Rumplestilskin had given you the horrible news. He was the one that married you and Jefferson. Your veil covered your tear-stained face until Jefferson lifted it over your head and consummated the union with a passionate kiss. He was rough when he touched you. Rumplestilskin clapped giddily as the two of you kissed.
"Congratulations to the happy couple!"
Right after the wedding, you moved in with Jefferson. He couldn't wait to tame that fire within you. As soon as you had moved in with him Jefferson had rules for you as his new wife. You weren't allowed to go to town without him, and you were to cook and clean while he was away on business or when he asked you to. He made sure you were clean and ate well. No more outdoor chores unless he specifically asked you to do something that required it. He often helped you bathe, despite your telling him you didn't need the help. If you disobeyed him, you were thrown over his lap and spanked until your bottom was red and tears spilled from your eyes. Just as it had been with The Dark One, you still weren't allowed any knowledge of Jefferson's business affairs.
You were carrying the pot of stew over to the table before Jefferson got home when you heard a voice from behind you.
"You make a lovely housewife, dearie."
You turned to see Rumplestilskin. "Why are you here?" You asked, glaring daggers at the man who had basically sold you.
Rumplestilskin gave you a look of feigned offense. "Why such malice, dearie? I've come to check on your well being." He circled you once before standing in front of you. "Nice to see you clean for a change. That dirt did nothing for your complexion." He gave a firm pat to your stomach. "You've even gained a pound or so." All you could do was glare. The Dark One crossed his arms at you and continued with a sneer. "That's a good thing. Means he's treating you well."
"What do you want?" You seethed.
"That, dearie, is none of your concern. I'm here to discuss matters with your husband." As if on cue, Jefferson came through the door. He smiled slyly at you both. "Hello, dear! And to what do we owe the pleasure, oh dark one?" Jefferson made his way over to you and wrapped a hand around your waist, giving you a firm squeeze to his side.
"I was just complimenting your wife on her new found hygiene." Stilskin said.
Jefferson chuckled softly. "Yes, a much-welcomed improvement, I'd say."
Your hands balled into fists as you listened to them. Jefferson gave your bottom a squeeze and gently nudged you toward the fireplace area. "Go on, darling. Why don't you make us some tea while we discuss matters?"
You tensed slightly as you felt him grab your rump, but all you could do was nod and do as you were told.
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the-chickenshit-oddity · 11 months
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was thinking about henry and how he came to be with regina, and it just seems so unbelievable to me that rumple wouldn't have known whose son he was, so this is a prompt for an AU in which he knew. i don't know, maybe he saw it in a crystal ball. so when regina comes to him (coincidence? i think not), he makes sure to get henry specifically, and then slowly works to get regina out of the way so he can use henry as a do-over for dickhead cassidy. and hey, maybe regina ends up with lacey, yeah? and all the more reason for baby henry to go running straight to emma, cue season one.
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georgiapeach30513 · 1 year
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What if Lance was actually able to take the baby with him. Was it easy raising her? Would he have taken Aurelia too?
Please keep in mind that in order for Lance to be able to take the baby with him, baby would have to be Ransom’s….
Aurelia also made the comment if it was Ransom’s baby, she wouldn’t want it
Ransom closes the door to your room, wiping his hands around his mouth with a smirk as he starts to strut down the hall, his image glitching for a split second.  Only stopping when Andy meets him in the hall, and pushes him at his chest, “Where’s your minions?” Andy demands, but his eyes drift down to your doorway.
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Bring Lightness Back
Summary: what if Lance took the baby
Pairings: Andy Barber X Reader
Rating: mild
Warnings:  implied non con, kidnapping, 18+ ONLY
Word Count: 1.6K
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“You wouldn’t have wanted my minions with me for this business,” Ransom gives him a smirk, cocking up an eyebrow.
“What are you talking about?”
“She is to become my future wife, Andrew.  I had to test it out,” growling, Andy shoves his brother up against the wall, and Ransom leans in closer to him.  “You can’t smell her?  I get now why you wanted to keep her from me.  Sweetest pussy I ever tasted.  She may look innocent but the way she rode my dick,” he chuckles when Andy smacks him across the face.  “Oh, have you not wondered why she’s been so tired lately?  Let me go,” Ransom pushes Andy off him before he continues his journey back, leaving Andy confused.
He runs his finger and thumb over his beard thinking for a moment.  Ransom was talking as if you were complicit in everything.  With a sigh he heads to your bedroom, seeing you tucked in bed asleep, but when the door closes you look up at him, “I thought you had work to do?”
“What?”
“We…did you come back for more?” You ask sitting up, letting the blanket drop from your chest.  They looked fuller since the last time he saw you.  He had too much business to attend to with his father, plus finding out more information on you, and it had kept him from you for far too long.  “You got a little rough, Andy.  Maybe something sweeter this time?” 
“Aurelia,” Andy pouts, his lip trembling.  “Baby,” he didn’t know if maybe it was best not to say anything.  You were naive in not realizing that it was in fact Ransom disguised as himself.  He didn’t know how his brother was doing it.  But he would be doing you a disservice if you knew.
“Let’s just take a nap.”
“Good, Andy, there’s been something I’ve been meaning to tell you,” you smile, rubbing your hand over your stomach, “I’m with child.”
Stepping closer to you, Andy embraces you in his warm and gentle arms.  Kissing over your face.  “Take your clothes off, and let’s sleep,” you giggle, crawling back into the bed.  
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You stare down at your giggling boy, your sweet little Alfred reaches his hands up towards you, and you give him a quick boop to his nose.  His mouth opens in wonder, and you look out of his bedroom window.  Thankful that he was Andy’s and Lance couldn’t take him from you.
“Mommy’s sweet boy, huh?” He squeals, those chubby cheeks jiggling in glee, and when you lean down to kiss him, he grabs at your ears to give you his own messy, drooling kiss.  He better be glad he was a sweet little thing, and looked like his father.  
You had noticed the feathers from Lance, so knew that he was visiting your son.  You often wondered what Lance would think of him.  Would he care about him the way that you did?  What did Lance plan on doing with your child anyways?  
Hearing a soft pound, you look up at your long lost friend, but don’t make a comment to him.  “I’ve come to collect the baby.”
“You can’t,” you say with utmost certainty, and when he reaches towards your son, you jerk away from him.  “He is my son!” 
“And we had a deal.”
“Exactly,” you chuckle, starting to walk around Lance.  Circling him as if he was your prey, and Lance laughs at the fact that you think you had him.  “Our deal was my first born child with Ransom.  Alfie is of Andy’s blood,” Lance tilts his head to the side, trying to reach out again.  “He’s not yours!”
Raising his hand above Alfred’s head, your little boy giggles, holding his hands up in anticipation.  Lance wiggles his fingers and golden sparkles fall down.  Alfred tries catching them, sneezing in the process, “He’s not Andy’s.”
“Yes, he is!  This is mine and…”
“He’s not,” he reaches towards him, trying to take him from you, touching on his skin, “If he was Andy’s, he would be protected from me trying to take him.  This is Ransom’s son.”
“No.  I never…I never laid down with Ransom.  I’ve only been with Andy.  You’re lying!” Another demon appears, and you walk backwards out of the room.  “Lance, what did you bring to me?”
“Give him the baby,” you shake your head no, holding onto Alfred tighter.  “Lance wasn’t the only one making deals,” twisting his hand back, he looks at his nails, feigning disinterest.  “Ransom made a few with me.  On more than one occasion it was to look like Andy.  Guess he wanted to feel that heat between your legs, considering your unfaithful ass is to be married to him.  That is Ransom’s son.”
“You’re lying!” 
“Lance, I’m tired of these games.  Take the baby,” he flies off, leaving you to beg and plead to Lance.  Sobbing how everyone was lying, and you didn’t want to lose your son.  Andy’s son.  He always treated Alfred like his own.  Held him while you slept.  
“Lance, don’t.  He’s mine and…”
“He’s Ransom’s.  Give me what you offered,” you shake your head no, screaming when he takes the baby from you anyways.  “I’m sorry, but this is the deal.  Your debt has been paid,” you see a bit of golden shine surround your baby's fingers as he screams up at Lance.  
“Lance, don’t!  He’s mine!  I carried him in my belly.  I pushed him out of my body.  You saw!  He’s mine please, don’t!” You scream as Lance flies out of your window, and you sink to the floor.  He took him.  Alfred was born of Ransom, but also of magic.  
Your eyes darken as you look out the window, and rise up off the floor.  Fists clenched by your side, you didn’t care that he was born of Ransom.  He was yours.
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“What is he doing?” Lance asks as Alfred shakes his hand, that same golden glow surrounding his hands.  “Chase?”
“He’s a fucking halfbreed.”
“What?”
“Aurelia was born of magic.  Ransom had a spell on him, and every part of his body, including his cum.  Now we have this fucking mutt.  Not quite human and not quite fae,” Alfred screams with such a high pitch that Chase covers his ears.  “Halfbreed!”
“Mama!” He wails, making grabby hands towards the window, “Dada!” 
“You don’t even know who your father is, you twit!”
“Dada!” The glow surrounding his hands gets larger, and Lance places him down on the floor.  “Dada!”
“You are a mutt!”
“Dada!” 
“I should take him back, right?” Chase shouts no, looking at his brother, but Alfred was crawling steadily towards Chase.  Still growling out Dada as he moves closer to him.
“Get it away!”
“Dada!”
“Maybe you should quit taunting him, and admit that Andy is his father.”
“Ransom is that thing’s father.”
“Dada!” He sits up, shaking his fists, as the glow surrounds his body.  “My Dada!” He screams out as his glow bursts all around him.
“Andy!” You shout, looking towards the distance.  An odd golden glow shines around an area.  “That’s him.  That’s our baby.  He…I told you his hands were doing something weird.  That’s him.”
“Let’s go,” Andy pulls on Walter’s reins leading him to wherever the glow was coming from and the closer you get the more you hear your distressed son, but also Lance.
“I know,” he coos down at Alfred, his burst of golden whatever making it impossible for him to calm down.  “You did good though, look at Chase.  He’s out cold.”
“Dada!” The baby cries, his mouth in a permanent frown.  “My Dada!”
“When you calm down, I will take you back.  Your mom’s debt has been paid.  I took you, now I can return you.”
“Give her the baby,” Andy growls as he walks through the hideout’s entrance.  You walk closer to Lance, but he doesn’t resist.  Even smiles up at you.
“Dadadadadadadada!  My dada,” your baby claps his hands looking at Andy.  “My dada!” 
“Yes, darling,” you gleefully tell him, as Lance freely hands him over.  “That is your daddy.”
Lance gives Andy a deep bow, before kneeling down completely, “I pledge fealty to you, the one and true king of Palmona.  A debt has been paid, and the King’s illness has completely taken over.  Kind King Andrew, you will not reach him before he passes.  And you must know, your son, he’s extraordinary.”
“What are you talking about?” Andy demands to know, lowering his sword.
“Never trust faeries, My Lord.  Never make bargains with faeries.  You have been the only one in the castle that did not.  You are the true king.”
“You won’t hurt my wife and son?” Lance shakes his head no, but points over to Chase.  “I should kill him?”
“No, he’s slowly dying himself.  Becoming corrupt.  His heart, and veins are blackened as much as his soul.  He feeds off chaos, and he’s growing famished from the lack of chaos.  If you kill me, he lives.  If we join together, his death is inevitable.  Ransom has been keeping him fed and fat with chaos,” you give Lance a quick shake of your head.  You didn’t want Andy to think anything less of your precious baby.  He was Alfred’s father.
“Fine,” Andy completely sheaths his sword.  I don’t want to kill fae.  You are to be the guard for my son and wife.  And Together, we will bring lightness back to Palmona.”
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exhaustedpirate · 1 year
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Consider that Rumplestilskin's hatred for Killian stems from jealousy.
Consider the fact that Rumplestilskin killed Milah out of the anger that she was able to love someone else who he saw as a superior man due to him not needing magic to have power.
Consider Rumplestilskin's leather outfit as the Dark One and how you could consider it as an imitation of Killian's outfit.
Consider the Author's Curse where Killian was made to be a coward, while Rumplestilskin was said to be a hero - and then consider how, despite Deckhand!Killian having been made to be a coward, he was still a brave man who sacrificed his life for Emma and Henry.
Consider Rumplestilskin's face when Killian sacrificed himself to destroy the Darkness and tell me it doesn't stem from jealousy.
(I'm sure there's more - like the almost disappointment when it was Killian who saved Belle from Jekyll - but these are the one at the forefront of my mind.)
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waswatereverwet · 6 months
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This guy👇🏼
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and This guy👇🏼
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Give me Very similar Vibes.
Not particularly because They are Both kind Of pussy's.
Mostly cause They are Sad cursed Old men. Who were In a Parental position At some Point, or Cause they Had/have A love.
Altho I'm Rather unhappy With what The writers Did to Rumple, I Liked it An awful Lot when He was A lil Skrunkly who Had power.
To be Fair tho, I am The kind Of person Who would Prefer a Character is Unable to Unmerge from The curse And dies Instead if You attempt To remove It, don't Ask me why.
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mildbubblefruit · 7 months
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Inktober 2023 Day 6: Golden
Goblin dilf. That is all.
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oautincorrectquotes · 5 months
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Rumple: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Belle: I think you mean cards.
Rumple, pulling knives out of his sleeves: No, I do not.
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anouatblog · 9 months
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ace-cf-cups · 3 months
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I may do a thing based on the results of this poll...
And yes, Captain Swan is not accepted as an answer here, sorry not sorry
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Melody: Oh! Because you're too afraid to ask Hope Swan-Jones to go with you. Gideon: That's not true. That's not true at all. Melody: [Begins her chicken dance] Chaw-chee-chaw-chee! Gideon: What is that? Is that a chicken? Malcolm: What's this? Melody: Gideon is scared to ask out Hope. Gideon: No, I'm not. Malcolm: This is priceless. [Starts chicken dancing with Melody] Malcolm: Caw-ca-caw-ca-ca-caw! Gideon: Oh, come on. Those aren't even birds!
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nerdystarstruckace · 10 months
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Okay I'm done just questioning this, so insane question. Does anyone know why the fuck Rumplestilskin made a deal with Regina for the teacup back in S1 EP12??? My reason for asking being his whole "you have to accommodate every request I have as long as I say please". HE COULD HAVE JUST SAID GIVE IT BACK PLEASE??? WAS IT BC OF EMOTIONS RUNNING HIGH OR DID HE JUST SAY F IT???
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petty-d4bblr · 2 months
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Season 1 Mr. Gold really leaned into the haunted tree aesthetic. Good thing he was a pawnbroker and not a barber, really.
Bet he didn't have a wee freezer, though. It was probably mostly empty, but it was definitely big enough for a body. Maybe two...
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