Rarer D&D alignments
Bastard Good: You make the world better for people but in a really obnoxious way so everyone low-key hates you for it
Chaotic Dead: You set yourself on fire at the start of each session
Informed Evil: you're wearing a red cape and cackling so we kind of assume you've probably done some bad things off screen, right?
Lawful Pointless: You follow the rules of chess in every situation you find yourself in.
False Neutral: HAHA FOOLS! I WAS NO DRUID! I WAS A PALADIN ALL ALONG!
Lawful Anxious: You follow very strict laws but you don't know what those laws are or if you're breaking them.
Personal Evil: rather then making things worse for sapient life, you work to make things worse for Steve specifically. Everyone else is fine.
Centrist Neutral: "I don't support The Chained God Tharizdun breaking free and unmaking all reality but if we stop him through force we're just as bad as he is. Did you know there's actually zero difference between good and bad things?"
Sponsored Good: You provide justice, compassion and the great taste of subways sandwiches! Put in the code SMITETHESINNERS when ordering online for 20% off!
Sexy Lawful: You follow very strict rules but in such a way we kind of suspect you're getting off on it.
Chaotic Incidental: You act completely randomly but by sheer chance your actions turn out identical to if you followed very strict rules.
Theoretical Good: You want to do good things to help the world and once you stop binging Netflix you're absolutely going to.
Ugly Neutral: None of the other alignments want to hang out with you so you're neutral by default
Chaotic Meta: You pointedly refuse to follow the rules of the game you're playing.
Thirsty Evil: Look, orcs are hot, ok?
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Always wanted to do one of these, so I did 4 instead
My AUs in Alignment Charts (I’m not kidding when I say this isn’t even a Quarter of my AUs, just my most Fleshed out ones)
please help me (,:
Anywqy this took way too long to draw
And I’m not tagging all of them, so here’s their names in order (based on the first one (Left to right))
Outwait (Outwaittale)
Gap (Understopgap)
Rivper (Furcatetale)
Sunder (Sundertale)
MallCop sans/LPA (MallCoptale)
Phthalo (Phthalotale)
Helical (Helicaltale)
Lapin (Under-RabbitReign)
Spoke (Spoketale)
Recast (Underrecast)
Spate/Fisher (Spatetale)
Climat(e) (Climatetale)
Idle (Idletale)
Beans (Beanstale)
Stop (Understopgap)
Barrier (Barrierfall)
(Stop and Gap are not the same person btw(but also are- its weird-), sorry for any confusion)
Btw I’ll probably be making more of these so :p
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