#otherwise. (<-- a joke.)

[irulancorrino]

bene gesserit costuming + occult and religious imagery

#brought to you by me going down the 'I wonder if anyone has made a dune inspired tarot deck yet' rabbithole #dune #dune part two #irulan corrino #margot fenring #duneedit #the absolute joke of owning almost a dozen tarot decks and still going uhhhh when trying to figure out which cards to put up there #besides the classic rider-waite-smith #in my defense I didn't want them to be modern-looking otherwise I would've chucked the linestrider queen of swords in there #anyhow

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment) #this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF. #anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes) #DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn. #revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE) #and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color... #unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing. #lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way) #(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things) #man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

[the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see]

i want, like everyone, for aphrodite to be played by a slew of different people but i also would like for them not to look like supermodels. no airbrushing no extreme contour no cgi shaving off face fat i want people who would generally play extras to play aphrodite i want to find out that one of the actors was the directors son i want to find out that another one was one of the actor's mother that another was the cameraman's wife. !! give me the beauty in everyone!!!

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson show #the tree speaks #1k #5k #10k #15k #PLEASE STOP RBING THIS IM SO TIRED<3333 #< not obligatory its just a joke sorry if it came off otherwise!! this post is still okay to rb :)

[adobe-outdesign]

There was a period in Neopets wherein all the faeries were designed to wear bell bottoms for some reason and honestly I kind of feel like getting rid of them was a downgrade

enough dresses, have a faerie show up ready to bless your Neopet and then head out to the disco afterward

#neopets #neotag #outdeisgn posts things #only somewhat of a joke as I do wish at least one kind of faerie was allowed to keep the pants. maybe the earth faeries #otherwise I think the second to last designs for the elementals are the best. the newest ones feel a bit bland #greatest hits

[anteroscastiel]

I was just think that, what if, in maybe season 5, Cas picked up on how a man's wife or girlfriend kiss them goodbye as a send off to a war usually. And maybe Cas decided to kiss Dean goodbye one time and, Dean made a joke about it and maybe said A pat on the back would've done fine, and that's all that comes of it because kripke thought it would be funny.

Then, maybe, skip ahead to season 12 or 13 and it still had never been brought up because it was just a joke, a bit. And maybe Dean and Cas are alone in the bunker kitchen, sharing a beer and Dean says, I'm thinking about 2010. And Cas says Why and Dean says Remember that time you kissed me goodbye? and Cas says Yes that was very embarrassing for me, and Cas thinks of leaving because he's not ready for this, he'll never be ready for this he thinks. And theres a bit of silence before Dean says I think about that a lot. And Dean is not looking at Cas, he's just staring at the counter, and Cas doesn't say anything. They finish their beers and Cas says Me too. Dean goes to bed and Cas goes for a drive and maybe he cries a little and maybe Dean does too because they know they won't bring it up again, at least, not for a long time.

#i woke up early and was laying with my thoughts youre welcome. #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #cas #i love them sm #fanfiction #maybe #spn #uuugh i cant stop thinking about it that would be insane if it happened #and they acted like nothing happened because it was 2010 so it was just a joke #iean why would it not be a joke thats weird deans not gay #and cas is just socially unaware there were no real feelings behind that kiss #why would you think otherwise? #text post #supernatural #writeblr #100 #200 #300 #400 #im glad you all are suffering with #500 #okay guys stop #i enjoy your pain but enough #600 #700 #800

[r3medialch8os]

abed and jeff + my tweets

#tw sui joke #the only reason i made this is because the general public might never see my tweets otherwise #you can request me but i might decline #community #abed nadir #nbc community #abed community #troy and abed #troy community #jeff winger #jabed #community textposts #community memes

[burymeinblack2022]

putting croatia and switzerland playing after each other was hilarious like “mama i’m going to waaaaaaaaar” then right after ”i dont wanna go to war” was deadass like germany “i dont feel hate” followed by finland “put your middle fingers up” levels of iconic.... i ❤️ cinematic parallels

#this is kind of a part 2 to the käärija/blind channel post #this wasnt random and you cant tell me otherwise someone at the running order draw's got jokes djdfhfjfjdj #BLIND CHANNEL I WILL AVENGE U BABES TEAR THEM (the competition) APART KÄÄRIJA #wow anna said something #it just hit me and now im laughing #also feeling the love for our song's got me lowkey emotional frfr yall got a bad bitch in her feels #eurovision 2023 #esc 2023 #time is a circle actually.... #eurovision #let 3 #remo forrer #esc croatia #Esc Switzerland #eurovision switzerland #eurovision croatia #Welcome to the circus #esc

[daily-grian]

he's just kinda lookin

#mcyt #grian #hermitcraft #grian fanart #daily-grian #mod owl #was gonna continue the griddy jokes but then my music said otherwise #so have grian staring off to the side randomly

[vigilskeep]

new grey warden recruit: is it true that wardens usually can’t have children? is that hard to live with?

warden-commander, running on two hours of sleep per day ever since they agreed that zevran could resolve that particular problem by using vigil’s keep to store an increasingly absurd number of “ethically sourced” antivan half-trained assassin children: you know, we get by

#‘what do you have’ ‘a knife!’ ‘NO’ 24 hours a day #sorry i have to keep making jokes abt this bc otherwise i’ll think abt the elven kids looking at velanna with big eyes #and then i’ll cry

[its-hai-time]

my biggest doodle dump yet omg

#also my first time drawing Kay is in here #oh god gotta tag these #ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #trucy wright #phoenix wright #ema skye #kristoph gavin #kay faraday #franziska von karma #klapollo #faraskye #the trucy in the sweater was actually colored but I lost the colored version #I only have the lineart screenshot from discord #the last image is a joke extra for my newer comic in the works rn #anyways I hate coloring can you tell #ALSO that phoenix comic is based off the song Bad Luck! by Jhariah. it's a phoenix v kristoph song and don't tell me otherwise #Hailey's drawing again

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

assorted scribbles and Love Bites!!!!

#THEYRE IN MY BRAIN THEYRE IN MY BRAIN MY FUCKING GOD THEY'RE IN THERE!!!!! #i want to PUNCH & BITE SOMETHING theyre soooooooo aghh bsdkjcJKDFNJSVDSL #sorry. sorry. look away im losing my Absolute Marbles #they make me so emotional.... #having breathing problems while typing #they Affect Me and Effect Me and Everythingggggggg #literallyyyy FUCK everyone else theyre the only ones who matter #scribble salad #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #watch barnaby's gonna end up being the token straight- #hes bi In My Heart (until proven otherwise. probably gonna be proven otherwise) #tho man... his pokemon au design is So fruity.... WAIT WHAT EAR WAS THE EARRING IN?! hold on i need to look something up #THE LEFT EAR NOOOOO THAT'S THE STRAIGHT EAR- #again Im Just Joking! Joshing! Jesting! dont take this seriously please dear fucking god dont- #im simply a jester in this giant court. jingling my lil bells and doin a jig #fr tho when i first saw all the neighbors i looked right at barnaby and thought 'ah. thats probably the straight one huh' #BUT! WE HAVE NO CONFIRMATION EITHER WAY! #AND I AM AND ALWAYS WILL BE DELUSIONAL ABOUT LAUGHINGSTOCK! SO!! #straight barnaby can't hurt me he isn't real- #and ofc. howdy has always been so so fruity To Me <3 #idk what it is about him! hes just! i look at him and my entire brain goes 'oh that mf has four limp wrists' #AND TOGETHER THEY ARE THE FLUFFY HUSBANDS!!!! WHO WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[androdragynous]

it's equality

#patch me through to palaven command #pikmin #d slur #i got word usage permission to make this 😌 #edit: yes the rock pikmin is for the stone butch joke im glad my artistic vision was understood #it was going to be purple otherwise

[bugflies00]

just thought i'd let you all know dream stans are calling wilbur soot a fag on twitter

#reblog the version with the addition otherwise its not clear im joking & i dont want to go to jail for misinformation:( #alex.rambles.txt #mcyt

[simplydnp]

they really said 'happily phoreverafter' and fucked off... good for them

#see. theyve frozen me in time. bc does life really go on if theres no dapg upload? nooo #(i joke but also. it was like my advent calendar for December. in telling me days were passing) #i hope theyre doing lovely and enjoying their time #and theres only a tiny piece of me thats terrified of them seeing all the yter quitting videos and suddenly having a crisis #no. they wanted to do this. they wouldnt have done it otherwise. it wasnt a whim. it wasnt decided lightly. they did a wholeass rebrand #both logo-wise and content wise #dnp #c.text #dan and phil

[gallusrostromegalus]

Winged Bull, based on the Jagdeep Rajput shot that is a contenter for the the 2022 Wildlife Photography awards. It's such a fun shot and was fun to turn into a creature.

I think his name is Undeterred By Marigolds, and he likes fresh vegetables, especially when someone else so kindly grew them for him :)

#Illustration #beast #Winged Bull #He's a garden-raiding little shit #but also animals (holy or otherwise) have no concept of property so can you really blame him #the joke is that Marigolds smell awful to most large garden pests so you plant them around your borders

[happypeachsludgeflower]

XIE LIAN PETS E-MING.

HE PETS HUA CHENG’S SWORD.

A SWORD WITH ONE EYE.

WAS THAT A DICK JOKE??!

#I’m pretty sure it’s a dick joke guys #mxtx absotluly would but idk if that’s a dick reference in China as well #mxtx does like her dick jokes or at least she did in svsss with cucumber bro and airplane bro #I’m not well versed in Chinese dick puns unfortunately tho so while it’s absolutely a dick joke here I have no clue if it is there #I feel like it should be because it feels like such an obvious joke #and yea I did notice it the first time I watched but I didn’t think to make a post about it til now #it’s kinda a double pun dick joke too #one eyed (snake) AND the sword!! #it’s absolutely a dick joke #i refuse to believe otherwise #hua cheng #hualian #xie lian #hua cheng x xie lian #mtxt #mxtx tgcf #tgcf donghua #tgcf #tgcf novel #tgcf xie lian #tgcf hua cheng #tgcf spoilers #tgcf season 2 #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing