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(When they're trying to get through their goodbye before Rooster goes off on assignment) Hangman: I'm gonna miss you, and you're just gonna be on that boat, thinking of me, your boyfriend...a sexy God-like figure who you wanted to hump immediately after meeting. Rooster: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. Hangman(crying): It's not a joke, I'm a legit snack...!
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Remy LeBeau: I scratched off the lottery ticket, and I won $18,000!
Rogue: Wow.
Bobby Drake: That’s amazing!
Warren Worthington III: Better luck next time.
Remy, Rogue and Bobby:
Warren Worthington III: Yes, sorry, from context, I see that is actually a large sum of money.
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Corran Horn: [about Kyp] Oh, so now I'm supposed to be nice and make friends and treat him with mutual respect? Luke Skywalker: Yeah. Corran Horn: That exactly what he wants me to do, Luke, wake up! Luke Skywalker: That’s what everyone wants everyone to do...
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callsign-daydream · 5 months
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Phoenix: I don’t need a soulmate. Planes will be my soulmate.
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Lister: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Cat: It’s not a joke.
Cat: *sniffles*
Cat: I’m a legit snack.
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I just have some worries as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears. Oh, there they go. They're fears now.
-Sally McDonald (spiraling about the hauntings at Moon Lake), Ghost Dogs of Moon Lake
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Félix: You humans have so many emotions! You only need two! Anger and confusion!
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Fives: I'm one of the smartest ones in this entire ARC training class. I'm gonna be the velociraptor
Echo: ...are you trying to say valedictorian?
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shapelytimber · 4 months
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Hello stranger and welcome, to my lesbian art master post
Tumblr gifted me a blaze, and I had no idea what to do with it for the longest time. But then it hit me... I could just repost every sapphic art I did in 2023. So enjoy !
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Sith Milfs
Ikkons magazine cover illustration
My 50yo comic teacher doesn't know what lesbians are
Y2K Star wars with mean lesbian Maul
A taste of faith
Pussy adventure
A visit from the moth lady
Third animation of the vampire ladies
Girls night out !!
Wine wives
Bull cowgirl and magical cowboy
Butch Colombo having a divorce with a typewriter
Stand high lesbians
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Hey thank you for taking the time to scroll to the end ! It means a lot to me <3
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pretty--in--purple · 1 year
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[ID: a stock image of two arms shaking hands. the left arm is labelled 'jason mendoza' and the right is labelled 'gideon nav'. the point where they are shaking hands is labelled 'faking a vow of silence to hide how much they are not a monk'.]
just something i noticed
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gnomeboops · 9 months
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the grip that good omens has on this site is insane. barbie was trending at #1 for a week and now it's not even trending at all because good omens has pushed it out. ofmd is trending just from the sheer amount of people drawing comparisons. nobody is normal here
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(during TOPGUN) Maverick: I'm going to be the velociraptor. Iceman: Are you trying to say "valedictorian"? Maverick:....No.
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[Moria and Mystique struggle to move an unconscious Hank]
Moria MacTaggert: Ugh, how'd he get so jacked?
Mystique: When he was fourteen, someone told him exercise alleviated anxiety. He started doing push-ups and basically never stopped.
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The Father: You broke the world. Abeloth: The Father: It's not a compliment.
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callsign-daydream · 4 months
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Fanboy: I just want to sit and stare at nothing and silently scream for the rest of time.
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negativecity · 6 months
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scary girls
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