#or is it fifth? idk idc

[coolnonsenseworld]

Winter Wonderland part 4 - Winter Wondering II - Part 2/8

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#klance comic #klance #voltron legendary defender #it cracked me up to add winter wonderland part 4 to winter wondering 2 and then part 2/8 #this seems so unnecessary i had to do it #does it even count as part four? #or is it fifth? idk idc #i also keep thinking how some people leave comments under things like this like 'i want to have what they have' #no bro just buy audiobooks #you are fine #also lance would leave a comment like that

[tubbytarchia]

Missed drawing these two too

Bonuses

#rendoc #still thinking about them a lot #always #hermitshipping #sorry for the weird empty area in the first one. It was my attempt to make it take up less of people's timelines #this art is so embarrassing lol but man I like when Doc's drawn as a big goat man I have no defense I plead the fifth #or well at least it becomes embarrassing when its. shippy #whatever Tumblr people are usually cool so here goes!! #I am 99% a fluff and hurt/comfort person. Idc how frisky these guys get in fanon all I can ever think of is fluff sorry #Also contemplated implementing Doc's accent into the dialogue but I am forever paranoid of offending someone lol #idk how to write accents etc but you guys will make it sound fine in your heads I'm sure #hermitblr #tubby art

[chinzhilla]

I'm not your wife. You're my wife. That tickles. I like it when you say something like that.

The Eclipse rewatch (10/12)

#yeah yeah put me in bad gay jail for liking the wife line idc #also. idk where there's a weird flashy thing going on in the fifth one. but i didn't notice it till i was uploading so it's staying. #the eclipse the series #asianlgbtqdramas #userdramas #userhanjiwoos #usernuria #lextag #lightmiup #thoresque #roserayne #samblr #minhyowon #fyeahjdrama #usergooseras #uservid #belsmultifandommess #*the eclipse #*terw #*

[cosmojjong]

my harmonizer era was entertaining

#idc what anyone says stanning fifth harmony was fun and hilarious #it was all over the place and that's what made the experience entertaining #imagine if kpop stans bullied companies the way harmonizers did with syco and so on #we literally gaslighted sony into changing the album cover #there are soooooo many memories i could name that are dear to me #too bad the ot4 era was so short #i think i would be stanning if the group was still active #the last album wasn't as bad as people say #but it's true that it was getting repetitive #still 5h put out some of the most iconic pop records #and didn't release as much as they deserved #they must've gone through so much mistreatment so i understand why they also would hate reuniting #but i'm content with knowing at least laurmani still talk #maybe dinah too? idk about ally she clearly hates talking about the group #if anyone also loved them and is down to talk abt them with me please do #fifth harmony

[ihavenotits-andimustscream]

you like dumb shit i got dumb shit feya

#postal 2 #tesblr #morrowind #skooma #cat #jinx the cat #ambient #bohren & der club of gore #the fifth element #idk im spamming tags idc

[diorsluv]

casual , part 5

“ i thought you thought of me better ”

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vivianliu

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dylanduke25 i can smell the pizza from the other room and you won’t share shit 😒

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→ jackhughes i’m gonna fight him

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jackhughes our dad’s gonna be livid when he finds out what that asshole did to her

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edwards.73

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edwards.73 then she said you make me happier than ever

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vivianliu no don’t be pulling this shit

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jackhughes uh huh..

_quinnhughes ok i don’t know bout all that

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lhughes_06 what if i bashed your face in

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next chapter notes ) hey loves guess who didn’t proofread!!! I FEEL LIKE THIS IS LESS AND LESS ENTERTAINING IDKKK

tags: @dancerbailey3 @hughesfein @loveforaugust@alwaysclassyeagle@love4ldr@inhoodmood@bunting58@crazycat-ladys-blog@smoooore@bunbunbl0gs

#ethan edwards x y/n #ethan edwards x reader #ethan edwards fanfic #ethan edwards fic #quinn hughes #jack hughes #trevor zegras #alex turcotte #cole caufield #luke hughes #dylan duke #mark estapa #mackie samoskevich #adam fantilli #luca fantilli #rutger mcgroarty #ethan edwards

[wasyago]

What stage would Doccy be in then with the creeper caterpillar goat stage you made?

i meean idk (and idc) how old doccy is, but we've heard them talk so, probably the third one?

the first stage is basically a newborn, blind and squeaky. the second is a baby that is only learning to walk and grasp the world around them (though i imagine for these species it's faster than for humans; maybe a couple months max). third is your typical kindergartener, active and curious. fourth is something around a pre-teen i think, (skipping the teen bc i forgor 🕺) and fifth is a young adult. sixth one is not really a growth stage, more of a... anomaly? condition? state of being? idk but there are some special requirements that need to be met for a creeper caterpillar goat thing to turn into that. as in, not everyone is like that and most of them age and grow old normally. i think? why am i even thinking this through

#yagotalk #derailed the post but who caaares

[foxalade]

"never did see one without the other, did you?"

SOBBING.

Sirius and James are just so idk how to explain it?? I can't BELIEVE Sirius went to Prison because he was framed for killing his BEST FRIEND. HIS SAVIOUR. Literally his platonic soul mate. I can't believe so many people knew them and didn't even bat an eye when he was put in Azkaban.

The fact that people were just like "How could he?" and then moved on with their lives, while Remus was distraught at losing ALL of his best friends in one single night.

HE FOUND HIS BEST FRIEND DEAD. I'm sorry but if I found my best friend dead in her house I'd die, HOW TRAUMATISING IS THAT?? Imagine going to check up on them and finding their house in pieces, and then finding them dead. His best friend. His family. HIS BEST FRIENDS WIFE. THEIR SON??? THEIR ONE YEAR OLD SON.

You know what's worse?

They probably had Sirius' Birthday all planned out. James and Lily were murdered on the 31st of October, 3 days before Sirius' Birthday on the 3rd of November. They would most likely all have bought and wrapped present, perhaps even booked a table at a restaurant or maybe concert tickets or whatever.

But they never went. Never got to do anything. Sirius spent his 22nd birthday locked up in Azkaban while James was dead and Remus was distraught and Peter was hiding.

Harry was taken away and treated like shit. James and Lily's one year old, ONE YEAR OLD, was left orphaned, with no idea about his parents or his parents friends. He could have had a life with Sirius, but that was taken away from him.

Imagine meeting a wanted Murderer, and he goes on to tell you that he loved your father and that he saved him. Saved him from years of torture and abuse in his own household and let him stay somewhere safe. And then got FRAMED by their other best mate for his MURDER which he spent 12 YEARS in prison for.

Even when Harry did move in with Sirius during his fifth year, he didn't have very long with his father's best friend either.

Sirius died protecting the last piece of James he still had. After all of those years, Sirius still loved James, loved him so much that he died to protect his son.

"Nice one, James!"

HE DIED THINKING OF HIS BEST FRIEND. HE WAS THINKING OF JAMES IN HIS LAST MOMENTS ON EARTH. Not Harry, not himself, not Remus. JAMES.

Idc if someone thinks "It's so wrong that Sirius only saw James in Harry, and Harry only saw James in Sirius"

Okay, and? That was all they had left. Sirius was the closest thing to his dad, let the poor boy have that small piece of his life. And Sirius loved James. He said himself that he would rather have died than betray James.

And he would have too. If Sirius had been there when Peter and Voldy showed up, he would have told James and Lily to run and sacrificed himself so they could live a life full of love and raise their son.

James was Sirius' only family. Sirius had nothing without him. NOTHING. "Oh but what about Remus?" I love Remus, don't get me wrong, but Remus would never be able to live up to what James was for him. That boy saved him.

I hate it when people come after James. How could you say he was a horrible person when he literally took Sirius in. HE SAVED HIM.

And I just realised that Sirius didn't get to go to James' funeral. He never said goodbye.

Ladies and Gentlemen and everyone else, thank you and good night

(it's not a good night and never will be a good night because James died and Sirius was locked up for it. HIS BEST FRIEND.)

#sirius black #james potter #marauders #lily evans #remus lupin #harry potter #Live laugh love James Potter #stan bambi #He saved Sirius and people dare say he was a bad person #Sirius loved James so much he died for his son. #sirius and james

[lueurjun]

hufflepuff boyfriend heeseung

feeling really inspired these days idk why, hence why the frequent posts. i might do a written scenario on this too. also lmk if you want more hogwarts enhypen. this is also really long so i’m very sorry about that but i’m running on no sleep it’s 5 am and i’m tired so pls if it’s bad cut me some slack aasdhfkfkdl enjoy

idc what anyone says lee heeseung screams hufflepuff to me

maybe bc i’m a hufflepuff and i want that man in my house

let me have my moment

for the sake of this you guys are also in hufflepuff because this was an impulsive burst of motivation I DONT HAVE A LOT TO WORK WITH RIGHT NOW PLS LET ME LIVE

change it in your mind if you’d like

anyways we’re going for the you fell first, he fell harder trope

i mean who wouldn’t fall at the mere sight of him?

you began harbouring a little crush on him during third year

specifically during potions class when he took the fall for you against snape after you messed up the shrinking potion

he wasn’t even mad. he just gave you a small smile and told you ( gently) to be more careful

you never messed up ever again because if lee heeseung tells you to be careful YOU BE CAREFUL

anyways yes from then on you’re all heart eyes for him any interaction leaves you a bumbling mess

he once sat down next to you in the great hall and you damn near drowned yourself in pumpkin juice

he didn’t reciprocate your crush until fifth year

he’s a lil slow but hey! we got there in the end

his crush specifically started after he got sick and had to spend some time in the hospital wing and you went to great lengths to get past madam pomfrey JUST to give him your notes

you’re an adorable little magic try hard for him like who would go to great lengths like you? no one heeseung should put a ring on it rn

or else i will

jkjk

unless…

ANYWAYS

you’re very good at hiding your crush ( for the most part other than the fact that you freeze whenever he’s around ) but you’re not completely hopeless

heeseung, on the other hand, is absolutely hopeless

anytime you’re in the vicinity this boy becomes a blushing mess

literally heart eyes for you

you notice that he’s acting different and at first it scares you because suddenly he seems distant

and you start panicking

so you go to sunghoon

bad idea

“is heeseung mad at me?”

“yes. he hates you.”

“WHAT?!”

cue jake stepping in with a wild look of panic on his face

“HE DOESN’T HATE YOU!! SUNGHOON WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS IS OUR DEAR FRIENDS SOULMATE!!! WHY ARE YOU CAUSING TROUBLE?”

sunghoon just sips his pumpkin juice and goes: “funny”

it wasn’t funny you almost cried

little baby hogwarts student riki who follows them around found it hilarious tho

“HA GOOD ONE HYUNG”

jake is like a stressed out father

“riki nishimura eat your toast!”

and you’re just confused because you heard jake call you heeseung’s soulmate in a moment of stress

heeseung is blissfully unaware of the turmoil at the dinner table when he strolls into the great hall

though he goes paler than nearly headless nick when he sees you, his precious little soulmate, surrounded by the group of demon spawns he calls his friends

he manages to go even paler when you stand up and march towards him with a look of determination

and he’s taken by surprise when you yank his tie and drag him out of the great hall prompting many hoots and whistles from your friends

poor heeseung just wanted some breakfast

you pull him into a quiet corner and he’s absolutely petrified

“do you hate me?”

you surprise yourself with how blunt you are

it takes a moment for the question to register in heeseung’s mind and when it does…he starts?? laughing

like manically

him? hate you? that’s the funniest joke he’s ever been told

then he catches onto your ‘wtf’ look and realizes that you’re serious

mortified. sickened. DEVASTATED at the fact that you think he hates you

“no-no! oh my god! no no. i don’t hate you? HATE YOU? ME? Goodness no! I’m sorry I made you feel that way-it’s just…you make me nervous and you’re really good looking and i think-no i KNOW! I KNOW i’m in love with you. please don’t hate me”

honestly you aren’t sure what you was expecting but it definitely wasn’t that

you’re at a loss of words because holy shit

lee heeseung likes- no! no he said loves! he loves you

there’s no words that come out

instead you dry heave and heeseung nearly sobs at the fact that he made you almost throw up with his confession

and that makes him dry heave

so there you both are in the corridor continuously heaving

jake, sunghoon and riki are peeking around the corner watching the whole exchange

one looks perplexed, and the other two look absolutely delighted

“bet you five galleons heeseung throws up first”

“you’re on”

“you are not betting on our friends failure! and riki stop gambling you’re like six”

anyways back to the shit show which is confession land

both of you manage to keep down the contents inside your stomach much to the dismay of sunghoon and riki

“i wasn’t- i got nervous!” you try to explain

“it’s completely fine! i wasn’t meant to confess like that and i already knew you weren’t like-into me—“

sunghoon has had enough

bro pops out from around the corner

“they’ve liked you since before merlin was even cruising around! just date already and spare me of this torture!”

everyone say thank you to sunghoon because after his help, the two of you start dating

finally! this took longer than i anticipated-i got carried away very sorry! okay continue

THE RELATIONSHIP YAY EVERYONE APPLAUD

the professors definitely shipped it and had bets on you both

snape owed mcgonagall twenty galleons

even dumbledore was in on it

holding hands under the table is an absolute must

heeseung does this thing when he senses you getting a bit stressed out in class where he’ll rub his thumb over the back of your hand

finding you both curled up together in the common room is a regular occurrence

you’re both devastatingly awkward but in the cutest way

that’s also really painful to watch sometimes

cue your friend group watching you get all blushy and flustered after shamelessly flirting with each other

“someone break them up before i avada kedavra myself here and now”

dragging heeseung by the tie is a common occurrence

and he has a thing for walking behind you gripping the sides of your shirt or robes

you’re both terribly protective of each other

if anyone hurts heeseung’s feelings, oh boy! not even voldemort would be able to stop you

“did they just insult you, hee? i think they did. HEY YOU! SAY THAT TO HIM AGAIN AND WATCH HOW FAST I RIP EVERY HAIR OUT OF YOUR SCALP, YOU TOAD!”

and if anyone upsets you? oh boy.

he literally shaved someone’s eyebrows off for making you cry. man knows no consequence when it comes to protecting his partner

you both get really shy about pda

so that means whenever you want to share a peck, one of you will hold up a book to hide your faces

making out in the restricted section is a must

the two of you start sneaking off and it becomes noticeable to your friends

“where are they?”

“probably swallowing each others tongues”

when they finally investigate they find out that the two of you have been sneaking off to read muggle stories to each other in the abandoned bathroom

even moaning myrtle cringes at how in love the two of you are

the two of you are really happy

and everyone else is happy that you’re happy

“dibs on naming the future child!”

“sunghoon you are absolutely never naming our baby”

“why not? sunghoon jr lee has a nice ring to it”

you manage to compromise and agree to let sunghoon be the best man at your wedding

he did get the two of you together

perhaps the two of you should repay the favour and find him a match?

#enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen scenarios #kpop scenarios #enhypen fluff #enhypen x reader #enhypen drabbles #enhypen angst #kpop fluff #enhypen heeseung #kpop #kpop headcanons #kpop imagines #kpop x reader #heeseung x reader #enhypen headcanons #heeseung imagines #heeseung fics #lee heeseung #heeseung scenarios #heeseung fluff #heeseung headcanons #heeseung hufflepuff #enhypen harry potter #kpop harry potter

[realsafari]

TAG GAME BC I'M SO DAMN BORED WTF

Shuffle whatever playlist you want/have.

First song that plays: Tag someone who you think would love it. Second song that plays: Tag someone who you think has the vibes of it. Third song that plays: Tag someone who you think would hate it. Fourth song that plays: Tag someone who you think dresses like it. Fifth song that plays: Tag the first person you think of when you hear it. YEAHHHHH!!!! (idk why I made this interaction is /nf obviously)

@speedway-official-unofficial | Aoku Kakero / 蒼く駆けろ by Leo/Need

@totally-bing | Ookamiotoko to Tsukiusagi by 0.1gnogosan

@wikipedia | Dramaturgy by Eve

I'll just tag @hutaomarryme for vibes <3 | Theme of Niccori Survey Team / にっこり^^調査団のテーマ by Wonderlands x Showtime / ワンダーランズxショウタイム

@important-question-anon | imitation hero. by DADAROMA (In a sweet and affectionate /p way btw) Feel free to randomly join! Idc at all I'm just really bored and couldn't think of anything funny to post. You can also tag me back if you want ^^

#safari is the best browser #safari posts #tag game #tagging game #tumblr game #tag chain

[mod2amaryllis]

just gonna sliiide into your inbox to be like. got any complicated relationship with motherhood recs?? cause I'm👀

👁️👁️ b i s c i a.

the first rec is always for all time The Broken Earth trilogy by NK Jemisin

talk about books that changed my brain chemistry and boosted my writing, especially the fifth season, which pulls a narrative trick with its 3 main character perspectives that still has me reeling and makes me resent the fact that not every protagonist is an exhausted middle aged mother who's haunted by choices and horrors of her own making!!

The Devourers by Indra Das

a take on werewolves that's at times genuinely sickening to read, esp for my body-horror-scawy ass. lot of upsetting themes fyi, like. all the themes. are upsetting. but i was left feeling like I'd just gotten the world's most dire hug. also trans allegory out the wazoo.

i feel like this one is really obligatory like yeah no shit Beloved by Toni Morrison but still: Beloved by Toni Morrison

I've never felt smart enough for this book but i think about it constantly, not just because the contents are so traumatic but the way it's written..... even now i feel like such a dunce trying to say anything about it but it's like. it broke rules in my brain about how books are supposed to be structured and understood. there's a chapter that ends in a stream of thought that's borderline incomprehensible and it's in my head forever.

ok little different now and largely positive mushy gushy mom stuff, but a lot of Brandi Carlile's songs, especially The Mother:

and her whole In These Silent Days album. particularly it's celebrating lesbian motherhood. Mama Werewolf is awesome and introduces that complication that makes me ravenous, but my favorite is her love song to her wife, You And Me On The Rock

there's a song exploder podcast episode about it. she talks about how it's an homage to her good friend Joni Mitchell, how it's about this very feminine love she shares with her wife and daughter (and now also her son) and how she spent some of her youth grappling with that femininity.

speaking of song exploder!!!!!! the episode for Song For Our Daughter by Laura Marling

Laura Marling and her partner don't have children. this song is a hypothetical about the trauma of being a girl and having your boundaries crossed when you're young. but what absolutely destroys me is that there's a string section, which was written by a violinist to whom she gave creative liberty, and in his strings he says, "i wrote this to be the character of The Daughter, so she's here in the song soaring over everything" and it just. hearing the context and then listening to the song........i show this episode to anyone who's stuck in a car with me 25 minutes.

on the subject of music, of course there's Florence + The Machine's 2022 album Dance Fever, particularly King

like hell yeah let's get primal with it

and ok this is gonna clock my grew up as a theatre kid ass but still, to this day, Next To Normal.

listening to this show as a teenager who was just starting to hate my (wonderful awesome love her) mom was like......hoooooo. it blew open the my-parents-are-human empathy. idc about like whether or not this musical lives up to the insane hype it got in the late 2000s it just meant a lot to me personally.

also there's movies i guess! but if you're not already on the Everything Everywhere All At Once train idk what we're doing

then my oldest mom-centric media of all, so old that I'm not even sure how well it holds up to my current person sensibilities, Fruits Basket

the way her death is the inciting incident for everything that happens after, and how she's a ghost that haunts the rest of the story, at times a protective spirit and at other times a traumatic poltergeist, is like. i thought i was a 13yo reading a magical high school romance what's happening to me.

then of course the current rec, Priestdaddy by Patricia Lockwood

Lockwood is a poet and this is her memoir about growing up with a Catholic priest for a dad, something that in itself seems contradictory. it's phenomenal. i can't believe someone exists who's this good at writing. her relationship with her mother is hilariously, tenderly depicted and it's questioning and resentful and loving and there's a chapter about them called the cum queens of the hyatt palace and it's the funniest thing I've ever read

oops too many words

motherhood in media borders on fixation for me lol i don't always seek it out but when it's there I'm like AAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAH AAAAAH IS ANYONE ELSE SEEING THIS GRAAAAAHHHH!!!!

........oh and undertale. how could i forget Undertale.

#m2a #m2answers #not tagging all this shit lol yeah right!!!!! #i get into parent stuff in my writing every chance i freaking get #stream joat ch114 The Mother like comment subscribe for more toriel content

[danpuff-ao3]

Fic Stats Tag Game

Rules: Give us the links to your fic with the most hits, second most kudos, third most comments, fourth most bookmarks, fifth most words, and fic with the least words.

Thanks for the tag, @lumosatnight (x)!!

Normally I hide all AO3 stats using a site skin, but I figured for the sake of a tag game (which I can never resist) I could pull the skin down to take a looksy! But I'm noting this as a reminder to fellow creators that if you get in your head about the numbers, there is a way to hide them and it helps a lot once you get used to it!

⭐️ Most Hits ⭐️

Daddy Knows Best (Snarry, E, 2k) - this fic has BEEN at the top of my hits for a WHILE and I am 0% surprised to find it still there. Fun fact but the Top 5 fics for hits are all part of my Yes Daddy series. The people love Daddy, even if they don't wanna admit it! 😆

⭐️ Second Most Kudos ⭐️

...Daddy Knows Best again 😂 Oddly the # 1 spot is: Daddy's Boy (Snarry, E, 1k). The Top 5 for kudos only 3 of 5 are from Yes, Daddy haha! The other 2 are Obscene (at # 3) and Contempt (at # 5).

⭐️ Third Most Comments ⭐️

The Curse of Anteros (Snarry, E, 52k) - omg!!!! A fic that's been out all of a month is already in the Top 3 for comments! I am beyond thrilled that reception has been so good so far. I am oh so pleased with the story and so so glad others are loving it with me! Number two for comments is my other longer fic The Best Kept Secrets, but I'm VERY proud (and honestly a bit weepy) that my number one fic for comments is CONTEMPT. My precious baby!!!! Sorry I feel like I'm defeating the purpose of this game but idc. Two of my favorite stories I've written in the Top 3 for comments???? Heck yeah!!!!

⭐️ Fourth Most Bookmarks ⭐️

The Christmas Prince (Snarry, T, 13k) - idk why I'm so surprised by this one, as it's always done pretty well bookmarks-wise! I'm so fond of this story, as it's one I worked hard on to be both fluffy while staying true to Snarry, which I feel is quite the feat! (Also I must point out that Contempt makes # 1 for my bookmarks list, too!!!! AHHHH!!!!!!)

⭐️ Fifth Most Words ⭐️

Contempt (Snarry, E, 20) - oh hey Contempt made the list! You know, in a real way and not me sneaking it in because I can't help but squeal seeing how well it's done. Even if this particular category is less performance-based...oh well! This fic is my heart and soul, my pride and joy, but I've probably talked about this one enough haha! For the curious, Devotion (its companion piece) is number 4 for words and it pleases me to see them side by side!

⭐️ Least Words ⭐️

Valentine's Victor (Snarry, G, 46) - ....I forgot I posted this one LOL. I wrote it for a House of Snarry (@houseofsnarry) drabble game earlier this year and on a whim decided to throw a bunch of my entries for that game on AO3. This work is silly but I had fun with it! And is a nice connection to a community I love! 💖

Tagging (no pressure): @lizzy0305, @perverse-idyll, @writcraft, @fleetingdesires, @givereadersahug, @likelightinglass, @babygray, @sweet-s0rr0w, @tackytigerfic, @wolfpants, @greenmegsnoham, & anyone else who wants to play!

#tag game #stats

[msookyspooky]

So... About the Severen poly situation with Jesse and DB... How do you think that would work? Asking because of science 😂 (nah I've also had my Thoughts✨ about it, but curious to see how you imagined it would be like 👀) also totally agree with Severen having the sexies for Caleb 😂 (not me going through the entire posts and tags of every single Near Dark writer ever because I'm desperate for more content 🥴🥴🥴)

OH! YES!

I doubt it's very often or a true closed throuple sort of relationship but he is definitely their plus one 😏🤫

I mean, I'm sure there have been many nights where it was just them 3 for decades...You're telling me they didn't invite Sev or he invited himself when Jesse and DB wanted to be intimate in a small space? Nah, DB probably pegged Sev once and either Sev was between Jesse and DB or DB was between Jesse and Sev (And she dominated both of them almost everytime)

I think they all have deep respect and love for each other but Severen isn't romantically involved with them either because he's a free spirit or aromantic or just doesn't view them that way but sex? Absolutely. 100%.

AND yeaaaahhh...Severen had the hots for Caleb idc. He did. What is this gay shit? "iT's CaUsE itS bLoOd-" OKAY. IT'S FOOD. I AINT NEVER SWIPED CARAMEL OFF MY FRIENDS FACE LIKE THAT ARM WRAPPED AROUND THEM MAKING EYE CONTACT AND PUT IT IN MY MOUTH UNLESS I WANTED MY MOUTH ON SOMETHING ELSE 😵🥴😭

This is a man wanting to explore another guys body idc!!!

Some ppl have been opening my eyes to Severen x Caleb x Mae in a new light. I can see Severen loving both of them like he loves Jesse and DB but both him and Mae hyper focusing solely on Caleb instead of each other. (Sev doesn't interact with Mae much other than protecting her in the movie or looking proudly at her a few times. Honestly? Sev and Mae and Sev and Homer feel like the only platonic relationships Sev has but Jesse and DB and Caleb?...Idk man. I'm just saying!)

Like Severen is everyone's designated spare fifth tire in the back. He is the plus one that just cozies himself into it. And he's so loyal and protective of his family that he loves them all the same in his asshole way.

Poor Homer is going outside to smoke pissed off as everyone/Severen with one of the couples is making out inside.

[unhingedselfships]

I think I've seen something like this before, in an ask game maybe? Idk. But I felt like doing it. So here is Kimi's name playlist. All songs are thematic to her (/me lol) somehow.

K - King of Disappointment by Echos I - i can't breath by Bea Miller M - Memento Mori by Crywank B - Broken by DNMO, Sub Urban E - Empty by The Cranberries R - Rose Colored Lens by Unlike Pluto L - Let You Down by NF Y - You've Made It This Far by Asking Alexandria A - Alive by Sia N - No Me Importa by In This Moment A - Alkaline by Rivals B - Better by One Republic I - IM NOT SORRY by Royal and the Serpent E - Element by Fifth Dawn L - Live in Life by The Rubens W - Weddings and Funerals by Royal and the Serpent I - Introvert Party Time by Psychostick C - Closure by Chevelle H - Hard Times by Paramore T - That Bitch by Bea Miller E - Empty by Oliva O'Brien L - Low by Lund

anyone else can do this if they want idc lol I was just bored

@watasemasaru - encouraged me to go for it @trixibebe - deserves all the tags @ariesfaeries - tagged me in something kiiiinda similar recently

ilya 💜

#yakkimi #songs #playlist #themed shit #kimicore #kimi is a depressing bitch lmfao

[hhawkeye]

genuinely if you engage with harry potter shit like, at all, i need you to choke and die actually. like idc whether you’re assigning hogwarts houses to characters from an unrelated franchise or idk writing gay fanfic about some background character from the fifth book it literally all works to keep that shit in the public consciousness and i am sick to fucking death of worrying about my friends and my safety just because you people couldnt let go of a stupid fucking series from your childhood. and it’s not like “oh well every creator is problematic” jkr is actively using the money she continues to make from the hp franchise to fund anti-trans groups which are working to make life harder for trans people. and yeah she’s still going to be rich no matter how many people boycott hp but come the fuck on. even literally just optically, stop fucking talking about hp in public. its 2023 it’s time to grow the fuck up

#like you have a hogwarts house in your bio ok best case scenario you just dont care about trans people at all #worst case scenario you want me to get conversion therapy and have no bodily autonomy whatsoever. Ok #actually worst case scenario you want me dead but like. even the worst anti trans groups arent Actually calling for that in legislation yet

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

well i’ve been rewatching some community and we all know i’m also currently obsessed with some redacted guys and we all know when i’ve got two sets of guys going on at the same time i HAVE to compare them. so i need to make a Post. and this will be made slightly difficult due to the fact that these guys are redacted. but we press on. yes it HAS to stay redacted. 1) it’s embarrassing. 2) i am literally terrified that if i use proper nouns fandom people on here will find my posts. nothing worse than that. i’m keeping my redacteds and i’m about to type up a LONG ASS POST!!!

ok for reference. guy 1 is gonna be my guy from tenth grade spirit week. you know him. you’re an angel i’m a dog or you’re a dog and i’m your man. he’s. he’s the star half :/ basically. ok. guy 2 is the narrating character from my fanfiction i just read. um i don’t think i have a descriptor for him. he’s the other one. i’ve referred to him a few times as my buddy *****. so there’s that. guy 3 is gonna be the one with beth march swag. parabatai swag. original model to one of cassie’s guys. you know him. guy 4. hm. well i simply don’t talk about him so idk what to say. he’s the fifth wheel essentially. i almost sympathize with his actions when i remember he had to be the fifth wheel all the time jesus. guy 5 is my forever girl. you know her she’s the main girl. guy 6 is gonna be. the one who was in that hunger games. we’ll call him timmy that’s what i call him. guy 7 is gonna be my girl who is sooo cool who i simply do not have a descriptor for. mary. guy 8 will be our third girl. the dyke one. again i’m not sure you’d know her but she’s the lesbian basically. ok let’s get started

you might think beth march swag would be jeff because he’s the leader, but i simply don’t see him as jeff. however it IS important that he be assigned the character that is essentially the glue holding the group together, and THAT is abed. and you may want to argue that he’s not abed because he’s cool, he should be troy if he’s not gonna be jeff, but i simply disagree… troy is cool only OUTSIDE the group, abed is cool within the group, and more importantly, remember that abed is the one that brought everyone together…. this is our guy

now. ms forever girl. annie. don’t even have to think about it

my guy from tenth grade spirit week. now this i DO have to think about. hm. my gut instinct is obviously to say jeff. his whore realness and bitchy swag of course. but it almost seems too easy… he might be troy. i’ll get back to you

fifth wheel is pierce because i wouldn’t assign pierce to anyone i actually liked peace and love

i think our lesbian might have to be troy actually. jock swag idc.

mary i think has to be shirley

***** my good friend and pal is getting assigned britta because he just has a little cunt swag. and i totally believe he would mispronounce bagel and insist he’s correct because he lived in new york. or whatever equivalent. the difference is that he’d get away with it. and also these guys could do jeffbritta modern warfare but that’s neither here nor there

and that covers the study group so. timmy can be chang. peace and love on planet earth

#entire post just typed and sitting in the drafts. here take it who cares