#or ever have babysitted

[maxsix]

#he's so hot when he's blonde #song mingi #mingi #ateez #maxsixgif #mingi gif #these are instructional gifs #i want to **** **** #i hope no minors follow me #please don't follow me #i can't babysit the children #i have questionable morals #mingi sized gifs for mingi sized man #these are the biggest gifs i've ever posted

[nastiiuu]

Growing up with Dwarfs

#bagginshield #frodo baggins #thorin oakenshield #lotr #hobbit #fili #kili #dis #tauriel #bilbo baggins #basically the whole durin family #kili and tauriel definitely babysit Frodo a lot bc they want kids of their own and are training to be good parents #fili is just the best uncle ever that takes Frodo everywhere and plays with him a lot #dis adores having a new little one running around #and thorin is just a happy dad lmao

[glittter-skeleton]

Ted and Jenny, I personally prefer thinking they were generally insufferable

#the only things we know of her is liked Ted and wants to do edibles at her own wedding #she was Not normal #people can’t change That much he was pretty shitty before Jenny left #not AS MUCH obv but u know maybe it’s a good thing they never got together #NEVER allowed to babysit anyone EVER #I meant to give him like the bangs in the bottom but just automatically drew Owen and only noticed why he looked off in EDITING #fanart #v's art #starkid #hatchetfield #ted spankoffski #Jenny starkid #idk she doesn’t have a surname #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #time bastard

[lizard-dumbass]

so The World Of Mr Plant is actually rly cool

Image ID: a digital illustration of Mr Plant from the web series The World Of Mr Plant. He is sitting on a white bed and is looking at the "camera". Behind him is an open doorway cloaked in pitch black darkness. The room is dimly lit and the lighting has a distinctly purpley blue color to it.

#lizard dumbass's art #the world of mr plant #ashur gharavi #mr plant #this random ass tiktok dreamcore horror series is now taking up space in my brain so i had to draw him #tbh this was more so an excuse to get myself to draw more because i rarely ever make a full proper completed illustration and its been #making me feel inadequate as an artist :') #anyway im fairly pleased with how this came out #i tried to capture the liminal dream-like vibe of the series #also i got this done in 1 day which is neat ig since i tend to draw very slowly and it can take days for me to just draw #a simple character render #its also during the process of this art that i realized that mr plant's current flower petals are different from the ones in the first ep #i think ashur might have replaced them after the babysitting episode where one of the flower babies tore a piece of a petal off #twomp #mr plant twomp

[scouting4love]

My predictions for ice and snow....

and no. I Do Not accept criticism.. unless it's funny

#its been a hard week so you guys have to laugh at this #usagi yojimbo #usagi chronicles #miyamoto usagi #yamamoto yukichi #jei #keiko #not a real theory obvi 😬👍 just goofin. new boot goofin #i saw one person mention this off handedly ONCE and ive been thinking abt it at least twice a week ever since #usagi has to babysit a weird and unsettling little girl who tells him too many facts abt death probably #anyways dont know what to tag the thing and do not care ✌️😗 #omg i forgot to tag my other shit!! #my art #LOVE AND PEACE!!!!!!

[goldenbloodytears]

Every time I think about Danny holding a baby it’s like “no! Stop that!” bc the idea of the eeeevhul serial killer holding a baby and looking at it somewhat tenderly just makes my brain melt

Ughhh

#you know it’s sugar pill week next week when #like as much as I don’t think Danny particularly likes babies there’s just something about it #he very much has the vibes of the dad who prefers slightly older children and teens bc he can do stuff with them #like this man probably just sits on the couch with a newspaper if he were to ever have to babysit for someone

[holocene-sims]

next // previous

august 24, 2021 8:15 p.m. rainbow bowling

#ts4 #the sims 4 #sims 4 #sims 4 story #sims 4 storytelling #simblr #hlcn: everything the stars promised #grant in his mentor era (briefly) #i don't think we've had that many chances to see that side of him outside of the one babysitting scene #but grant is a very calming presence lol and i think he's also good at getting through to people to encourage and support them #canonically he was a flight instructor before getting his real big boy adult job in his industry and he has the personality for it! #see @ “you have to make mistakes because if you don't you can't ever be right or at least can't appreciate when you are” #ALSO this is a nice reverse too because so far a lot of this story has been the opposite where grant is in need of some kind of support #and he is the type to do that for others of course but finally we get to see it and a little impact of it :) #holocene.docx #holocene.png #hlcn: grant #hlcn: henry #and to do well

[dollarstoreartsupplies]

you know how after black friday came out we all collectively named the hot chocolate boy oliver and wrote him as ethan's younger cousin?

well.... ethan is joey richter.... and he can still be the hot chocolate boy's older cousin because he's four years older then pete..... ted ethan pete power cousin trio

#Ethan green #pete spankoffski #ted spankoffski #starkid #god bless joey richter ethan :) #the only ethan ever to exist :) #steph finds out Pete's older cousin is ETHAN GREEN and loses her mind #like ive been thinking about this my ENTIRE Black Friday retail shift #like 14 year old Ethan babysitting 10 year old Pete over night and Pete thinks he's the coolest person ALIVE #baby trans boy Pete takes one look at Ethan green and goes THAT I wanna be THAT #and then only manages the boy part but he at least does that one well #I also love the concept of Pete and Lex having to interact #Hannah and Pete would be buds #I love Ethan green A LOT #I care about him #im honestly just desperate for a reason to write him into stuff #peter spankoffski

[lunarharp]

witch scrambles

#witch hat tag #orufrey #vinanna was too cool in the recent chapter.. um.. can the manga stop making me fall for questionable yet beautiful old people #btw obviously the reason qif doesnt like to go to the hairdresser is bc he wouldnt want some stranger getting near his face. Get off me lol #i'd probably ask about whether they have a family haircutting session if sensei ever did the space event thing again and i could ask smth #when i got to ask smth directly of a senior takarazuka actor i asked something literally trivial then too instead of something cool =_= #i guess my current orufrey phase is moving from 'what if we saved a day of the week to hang out for sure as a show of our deep friendship' #to 'what if we also umm got someone to babysit for us' so that we can go to a restaurant or something. Rereading my fic helped there..

[lotus-pear]

game night at valt's house is always fun🤡👍

#the beyblade brainrot isn't leaving guys ig you're stuck with my childhood hyperfixiation for a while now #yes daigo isn't here because i can't draw him cry about it #i'll do you justice one day king😔 #shu is always out of the loop on what goes on because he shares the collective group brain cell and can't comprehend the unfathomable shit #that is constantly going down #shu has also been voted the banker in monopoly by majority because wakiya and rantaro always fight over it #when shu isn't busy trying not to lose his mental stability he's babysitting valt #wakiya also has no mercy in uno and will +8 you and color change to blue (which no one ever seems to have irl) #anyway yeah this is what they do on their days off in s1 which we never got to see bc it got canceled due to budgeting cuts #this is 100% totally canon you can ask hasbro if you want they actually animated this fr👌 #beyblade burst #lotus draws #shu kurenai #valt aoi #rantaro kiyama #wakiya murasaki

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok says that Vulcan children are very well behaved and have a lot of emotional control by the time they’re ~elementary school aged which makes sense but also makes me want to see what a Vulcan toddler or kindergartener acts like since they can’t be reasoned with as well (can’t really meditate) + are babies and also brimming with near irrepressible violence/emotions.

Vulcan toddler is just quietly accompanying their parent along on an errand. They stop and point to a toy of some sort and ask politely if they can have it. Their parent explains that they have enough toys at home. The toddler immediately throws the tantrum of the century. Just turns into an absolute wild animal in their rage. Other Vulcans are just like “aaa I remember when my children were that age” but any aliens around are like “oh my god is that thing OK??” I imagine even older Vulcan children would have issues with emotional control given that they’re also children! Though they’d of course know they needed to control themselves and behave...sometimes you just slip up. Vulcan children are playing together harmoniously. Then one breaks the established rules of the game. “I made contact with your arm. You are now the chaser.” “You did not make contact with my arm. I dodged your attempt.” “You dodged unsuccessfully. I made contact with your arm.” “I did not.” “You are cheating.” “I believe you are the one cheating.” And an adult has to rush over as one pounces on the other and they both begin screaming and clawing at each other’s eyes. The rest of the children are watching with interest or perhaps grabbing implements to assist their friend.  Little lapses in emotional control would probably be common until they reached like....highschool age. I can imagine an eleven year old Vulcan hearing they can’t sleepover a friend’s home and immediately shattering a vase before apologizing and cleaning it up.  It also seems like bullying would be very prevalent on Vulcan. Spock is canonically bullied frequently and it seems natural that Violent, Extreme Emotions in teenagers would lead to that kind of behavior which isn’t outwardly unacceptable (like crying, laughing, etc) but still satisfies an illogical desire towards cruelty and establishing dominance.  Vulcans schools probably have so many ‘Bullying Is Illogical’ seminars that do nothing and everyone makes fun of behind their teacher’s backs. Two Vulcan teenagers bullying each other, trying to see who has the more emotional reaction. If you cry or get mad you lose. Only babies cry and get mad...seems pretty illogical(cringe).  Vulcans seem to be very focused on respectability so I’m sure that as bloodthirsty teens there would be a lot of accusations and rules...if you hang out with X then Z,H and Y won’t talk to you. If you apologize too soon then they might accuse you of behaving too emotionally and gossip about you...if you don’t apologize at all they might accuse you of behaving too emotionally and gossip about you. It’s very stressful. Tuvok also said when he was a teenager in that one flashback that he was ready to fight over the girl he had a crush on (saying he’d “issue a challenge” or something) so I’m implementing that into my personal understanding of Vulcans...like adults do NOT want these kids to fight but amongst other teens they’re like:  “Seynar is my boyfriend.” “I disagree. He sat next to me during meditation three times this week.” “Only because I was absent.” “Then he is fickle and will be mine soon enough.” And then they challenge one another to a secret duel after school. Dueling to the death is very cool and grownup v_v (teens rarely die from such duels though bc either the other teen stops or someone told an adult). It makes sense to me that teenagers with violent urges would fight one another in a way that they consider acceptably adult. (mimicking the marriage ritual thing or even pon farr...romantic and cool.) Imagine being a teen Vulcan and your crush starts hinting that they have another person who might be interested in them....hmmm.....and you know you’re gonna have to duel for them or lose em. Such is life. Vulcan teens seem like they’d either date a lot (emotional whims) very non seriously (because they’re all betrothed) or date not at all because they’re gonna get married to their betrothed anyway. Loving someone other than your fated match is probably a pretty big trope in Vulcan romance stories...or maybe the opposite? Like someone bad tries to steal your heart but you remain resolute and return to your fated match as is logical. Anyway all this to say that I think Vulcan children and emotional control is something that’s fun to think about. Especially regarding how Vulcan children would act around adults vs other children. Vulcan child to adult: I will do my best to get along with my sibling. (2 seconds later once mother has left)  Vulcan child: You may play with the red toy. If you play with the blue toy I will harm you. Bodily. Meanwhile their older sibling is rolling their eyes like ugh....threatening violence is for babies....now to prepare for my logical and very adult duel for the love of my life whom I have known for three months. v_v

#vulcans #my writing #this is just stream of consciousness thoughts though #I just think Vulcan children should behave differently than adults...brains not done cooking yet and mastery of emotions is not complete #vulcan children being almost entirely self interested until a certain age #at which point they become very outward-facing...trying to please others around them and be liked/respected by their peers..trying to fit in #and then as adults they're able to strike a balance between knowing oneself and being respected by others #Vulcan teen frantically trying to decide if it's more logical to obey their parents wishes that they not go out to a party #or to go to the party which T'Yana said EVERYONE was going to be at.... #since T'Pol says that Vulcans were (pre-reform) in factions I think that'd carry into their modern emotions... #is it more logical to be loyal to the familial 'faction' or the friendship one? #Meanwhile their baby sibling is screaming and banging their fists against the door because they WANNA! COME! IN! LET ! THEM! IN! (No.) #eeeeveryone thinks babysitting a Vulcan child will be SO easy until they threaten to rend your flesh from bone then set the house ablaze #because you wouldn't let them stay up five more minutes #star trek #I think Vulcans should be a little fucked up and wild but want that to NEVER EVER get out #I hope this makes sense v_v #how vulcan children act around peers vs adults vs alien adults etc should be different #hehe I also think as small children they'd just call anything they personally don't wanna do 'illogical' and their parents have to sigh and #teach them how to separate 'what is logical' from 'what I want to do'

[parkitaco]

met a real life byler stan tonight and i have quite literally never been so thrilled

#she’s only twelve skslapaos #i’m babysitting her #and she asked if i’d seen the show and we started talking #and eventually i braced myself and went ‘ok thoughts on mike and el’ #and she pulled the most DISGUSTED FACE i have ever seen in my life and went ‘mike belongs with someone ELSE’ #and i said ‘i AGREE but who are you thinking of’ #(bc she hasn’t finished s4 and hasn’t seen the painting reveal) #and she went ‘i think we all know’ #and we looked at each other and both said ‘will’ #and then we both screamed and started talking rapidly and did not stop for thirty minutes #best experience of my life actually #byler #stranger things

[kedreeva]

Always the goddamn babysitter, never the goddamn baby. Let him be baby, dammit!

Eddie will make sure he gets days to be Baby. Days where he wakes him up with breakfast in bed, complete with a hand-picked flower from the edge of the woods and a little love note. Days where Eddie pulls him into the warm spray of the shower after and glides soapy hands over every inch of Steve's skin, and follows Steve's murmured directions as he gently scrubs shampoo into Steve's beautiful hair and rinses it clean. Towels him dry after, replacing water droplets with kisses. Days when Steve picks the movie Eddie doesn't watch because he's busy watching Steve like he's the only thing that matters in the entire world, running fingers soothingly through his hair, skimming palms over his clothing and skin, playing with his hands, pressing thumbs into the arches of Steve's feet when he finally melts into lying down, feet in Eddie's lap. Days when Eddie makes dinner while Steve sits on the counter and taste tests the stages along the way and Eddie kisses the flavor off his lips and agrees he's delicious. Days when he sits against the headboard with Steve tucked up against his side and he reads them a bedtime story before curling up around Steve until they fall asleep. Days where Steve doesn't have to worry about anything because Eddie is taking care of it, all of it, and Steve trusts Eddie with himself.

#Steddie #stranger things #also LISTEN #in the care and feeding of Steve Harrington manual #it explains that you must treat steves like steves #the same way you ought to treat a cat like a cat and not a dog #Steve may bitch about being the babysitter #but if you've ever put a steve in charge of driving an RV #you would know that actually steves enjoy babysitting #steves love children and want many of their own #but will adopt any stray child found if no biochild is available #it's just how steves are you just have to accept this into your heart #and let him have children #it's steve enrichment #FORTUNATELY Steves cohabitate with Eddies really well #and will allow themselves to be taken care of by Eddies #best of both worlds really

[sealrock]

>corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture >they're the same picture

#mypost. #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv oc #🍃 #🏵️ #🌪️ #tfw you have to babysit two teenagers who won't stop making fun of your lack of rizz #before canon events btw #had to stop every 5 minutes to laughcry when i made this #i'm sorry evander but i can't look at your face and not cry #this has been on my mind for weeks now #if you ever wondered what evie would look like with his hair down. here you go #also changed his glasses :] #i would've added patroclus but i haven't made his babie model yet #q.

[quietwingsinthesky]

Prompt: the archangelcule celebrating Jack's birthday 🙏

Lucifer runs himself ragged all week getting the party set up (and despite the fact that he’s done this for Jack every time he needs it since he came back into Michael’s life, it still leaves Michael surprised and wondering what happened to the boy who only knew how to bite the hand that fed when Michael abandoned him, when did he learn to be gentle and reliable, why did Michael waste all this time not seeing him?) to the point that he looks like he might fall asleep in front of the birthday cake before Raphael nudges him with their elbow, and he wakes up to sing.

They sing quietly — loud noises hurt Jack’s ears, one of many little oddities, but they rearrange their lives around his needs: no vacuuming unless he’s out of the house and no yelling from room to room — while Jack looks like he’s about to jump right out of his seat with how much he wants to blow out the candles. Gabriel scoops him up in one arm after, lets Jack’s tiny hand curl around the handle of the (dull!) cake knife while his lays over it to guide him, and helps him to cut pieces for them all himself.

(birthday 3 sentence ficathon! come toss a prompt!)

#wah wahhhh thats their baby!!!! #idk why i stuck them in a human au it just felt right #also im giving jack the gift no one ever allows me to have: no one screaming happy birthday at my party while im visibly trying to escape #the noise. only quiet happy birthdays for jack. #me writing these three sentences creating lore for this world ill never return to but just so u know lucifer is newly sober and raphael was #the first one of his siblings he talked to again because they happened to see him at the park with jack. and raising a kid is expensive he #needed help even if he didn’t want to admit it. and jack is so small and sweet and raphael started slipping lucifer the funds he needed for #jack’s school. which turns into babysitting jack with gabriel’s help while lucifer finds a job. which michael DOES find out about #and after. a lot. of apologizing and begging. michael also gets to be a part of jack’s life. (which lucifer is actually really happy about #because he can visibly see michael’s life also improving with jack there. because michael will make accomodations for jack that he wont for #himself. jack doesnt like the bright flourescents? michael gets a light dimmer and suddenly he doesnt get migraines so much.) #anyway. they’re doing okay now <3 cute little fambly #ask #3 sentence fic #spn #jack kline #lucifer spn #michael spn #raphael spn #gabriel spn

[codgod]

if tilin and flippa do get brought back you can guarantee those eggs will never die again they’re gonna be so loved and cared for by everyone. i think them and tallulah would get along like a house on fire

#.txt #more eggs for bad to babysit <3 #LOL no but srsly they have a much better chance now than they ever did b4 #tallulah and tilin can bond over their absent fathers lol #WAIT TALLULAH AND TILIN WOULD (kinda) BE SIBLINGS that’s cute