#or a pun

[the-almighty-god]

You answered my CAR?!

You cast me out for curiosity but you answer my CAR?!

The Bentley made an excellent pun, Crowley.

If you make one too, I'll let you ask a question.

#the almighty answers #ineffable #good omens #come back when you can make a whale #or a pun #crowley #the bentley

[cottagecore-raccoon]

Sometimes if I see a post with two decisions I can’t possibly choose from I think “ah good one tricky bastard” and like the post without voting

#it’s like when someone gives you an excellent riddle #or a pun #and I only do it if all the choices are equally chaotic or right #polls #tumblr pills #makes me feel like I’ve encountered a trickster god #trickster #cottagecore-raccoon

[dumbass-fangirl]

I mean this in the nicest way possible: some of you people have the strangest queue tags

#queue tags #some of you are just writing poetry and replacing one word with queue #or a line from a show #or a pun

[thedankmemes]

#thedankmemes #meme #memes #dank memes #puns #haha #comedy #humor #jokes #lol #funny pics #hilarious

[fish-enthusiast622]

#bass #marine biology #fish puns are hilarious #fishblr #fish #largemouth bass

[urhokarila]

Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

#well put #relatable #puns

[selkypostergirl]

Hot queer spaces tip: never trust any spot that has fewer than 2 fat and hairy people present!! You have no idea what other problems the space has if they can’t even meet the bear minimum

#puns #bears

[the-punforgiven]

Show up at work like hi boss sorry I'm late my I was helping my mother track down one specific 90s dungeon crawler for the purposes of obtaining a muffin recipe the developer hid in the files

#shoutout to Stonekeep (1995) #took us just under half an hour to figure it out #pun's text posts

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[not-your-lawyer]

“French is such a beautiful, romantic language.”

“Cat, I farted.”

#langblr #French #I love language puns #and I’m making that everyone’s problem

[wekny]

spectacular how he overcomes the situation

#funny #memes #puns #lol #jokes #humor #funny shit #funny stuff #funny memes #funny post

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

19

#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit: #woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/ #10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water. #15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :] #20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3

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#memes #meme #cute #jokes #dank memes #funny #love #nostalgia #lol #humor #haha #puns #photographers on tumblr #photography #pets #aesthetic #animals #anthropology #kawaii #art on tumblr #art #artists on tumblr #cats of tumblr #cats #wholesome #writers on tumblr #writing #nature #goth #news

[sourcreammachine]

oh shit - i was time travelling and accidentally killed an ancient italian. doesn’t matter tho everyone was killing each other, when in Reme do as the Remans

#196 #puns #ancient rome

[thedankmemes]

#thedankmemes #meme #memes #dank memes #puns #haha #comedy #humor #jokes #lol #funny pics #hilarious

[gizmotemusic]

You know how the word "feline" refers to cats, and "canine" refers to dogs? There are a whole bunch more animal adjectives, and here are some of them:

equine -> horses

bovine -> cows

murine -> mice/rats

porcupine -> porcupines

wolverine -> wolves

marine -> marmosets

saline -> salmonella

cosine -> cosmonauts

citrine -> citrus

combine -> combs

famine -> your fam

bromine -> your bros

palpatine -> your pals

alpine -> alps

christine -> christ

asinine -> asses

machine -> the speed of sound

landmine -> explosions

migraine -> migrants

trampoline -> tramps

dopamine -> dopes

medicine -> the Medici family

praline -> prey

masculine -> mascara

feminine -> femurs

latrine -> latissimus dorsi

fettuccine -> fetuses

poutine -> sadness

turbine -> turbans

engine -> england

supine -> soup

valentine -> valence electrons

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#gizmoriginals #misinformation #animals #puns