#onetimeidreamt

[upton-0-goode]

Bit of a strange dream

Just woke up from a dream where I watched an 80s family values movie where a 12 year old kid is the direct son of Satan who can hear and talk with his dad, but we the audience can't hear him speak. He messes with his son because he cares about him and he doesn't quite approve of his son's dating choices, a super religious family's daughter, and tries to sabotage the dinner meetup by doing various horror movie cliches, fires, earthquakes, severed body parts, the like, until the kid relents and leaves, where it's revealed that the things Satan did were all illusions, and as the kid stands outside the house, he looks down, reacting to his dad's words, then he asks his father, "if there was a message you would leave for a million people to not have them go to hell, what would it be?" The camera pans upwards, there's a blimp congratulating Reagan on his election overhead, there are fireworks, when a plane pulling a banner flies overhead with the banner reading, "may my Lord Jesus, the terrorist, who inspired millions to murder in his name, be forgiven for his actions." The camera pans down after the credits roll and it reveals the daughter thought the first round of illusions was kind of cool and the super religious family gives a group hug to the son of Satan and the movie ends.

#religion #80sfamilyvalues #onetimeidreamt #weirddreams #tumblrtextpost #tumblrnightcrew #wtfbrain

[d-u-m-p-s-t-e-r]

So I have multiple recurring dreams that come to me. But the most traumatizing one, is where I'm possessed by a demon or whatever, and then the demon takes over me, and I have to watch through my own eyes while I murder all my friends and family.

#onetimeidreamt

[javascript-wizard]

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my friend, showing me the @one-time-i-dreamt blog: isn't this hilarious?

me, pointing to the OTID pfp and her (purple) hair: are you two at all related

?my friend: no, why?

me: you know, your, um, hair?

my friend, grabbing a lock of her hair: you think this is genetic?

#textpost #text post #shitpost #funny #onetimeidreamt #one time i dreamt #dyed hair #hair dye

[anglerflsh]

Writing down whatever in the hell happened in my dream because I woke up in that Hieronymus Bosch painting

It was set in a garden of earthly delights-esque apocalypse but started in my house, where my family was going off outside to find supplies that we could live on. Juno had somehow sneaked into the house and was hiding from my family, so, I was trying to convince them to let me stay home, that way I could talk to him - and possibly lock my parents and my sister in the apocalypse outside.

It was specifically the sort of dream where you know it's a dream, but not in a lucid way? At a certain point after I realised I was dreaming, so not in any real danger, and I went outside myself - I couldn't act like in a normal lucid dream and decide what was happening around me, though. What I can best describe as Strange Happenings were going on, hence why I said this was like that weird Hieronymus Bosch painting, but I just took a stroll through like. Casual cannibalism, people being turned into stone and then back to normal every few seconds, gigant snakes with human faces, (I wrote down "tarantellla by spiders" on the piece of paper I wrote when I woke up and I don't remember what that was but. That too. Bunch more stuff like that. You know the drill. Devils flying and pits of fire and enormous snails.) And I think, because it was so strange and because none of it was hurting me, between thinking it was a dream and it not becoming a lucid dream I thought I was having the same experience as Dante and simply was witnessing hell as a tourist. And now I think if this happened to me back in the 1300s maybe I too would have written something like the Commedia instead of letting Alighieri have all the glory :/

#[.txt] #dreams #<- so I can attempt to find this later #the thing is after my dream hypothesys was discarded because it wasn't turning lucid thinking I was in hell didn't scare me #I was just looking around I was being a tourist. I should have looked for Paolo and Francesca dammit #btw if I see this on the onetimeidreamt page I will call for copyright. MY dream about going to hell as a tourist to look around #actually this is just a power all italians have I think. Like Dante and Enea

[pissfaggot-transsexual]

tw like. descriptions of gore and suicide? but this is about a creepypasta-esque dream, so take thse with a grain of salt

i just had a dream with @onemossygoblin in it, which is cool, yippee! but also the dream was kinda fucked up and weird, and i actually managed to remember most of it, so letsa go

alright so it started with me and moss hanging out in an old subway tunnel, where we were enjoying the spooky vibes. the vibes got much spookier very quickly when we found a recently-made human corpse with its head missing, all its limbs removed sloppily like they were just ripped off, and although it was face-down (tho it didnt really have a face anymore lol) it was obvious it was gutted.

so moss takes this opportunity to be like "oh this reminds me of a video game that you might like, youre into fucked up shit, yeah?"

so anyway the dream fast forwards from subway corpse to me at a nondescript gaming console with the suggested game loading up. it starts with you playing as a cop (boo) and you and your partner are searching for some suspect. you wander around a parking lot, looking for the suspects car, before finding it and using some future-tech-shit to replay what happened the last time the suspect was in the car, which was a conversation over the phone with words that i dont remember, but that pointed to him being on the run. (side note while i was playing, I, like irl-lucid-dreaming-karl, was like "oh thats a massive privacy violation, acab" lmao)

your partner comes over, and you both search the car, you getting into the back seat and your partner getting into the passenger seat as you search. eventually, the suspect comes back to the car, and for some reason no one cares about this. he gets in to the drivers seat, and drives a bit before the geometry of the world starts to break down. the one main thing i remember was circling around a tree multiple times, but the tree was on the corner of a 90-degree turn, which made that impossible

after a bit, you get confused and worried, seeing as thats yknow, impossible. you realize your partner ad the suspect are dead in their seats, the car driving itself, your impossible route now taking you to a different world

the best way to explain this is that you enter a world thats like a fucked-up animal crossing. all the characters are cartoony animals (in particular, a fox, duck, and gator as the main characters) and the world itself is oddly vibrant in a subtly weird way

youre introduced to the main guys, the duck being established as an asshole, the fox as a chill dude (trademark), and the gator as the only one with any sense. the game is explained all meta to you by the fox, who shows you that this is a rhythm game, and youve gotta do good at rhythm games to escape back to your world. oh also its implied that these three purposefully brought you here just to fuck with you.

you do some easy songs, but eventually get to the duck's song. she's a dickhead, and is acting like you trying to escape is the worst offense you could commit against her. anyway I lost to her, and the game jump-cut to my character (or me, there was little distinction by this point) waking up in the duck's basement, blood on the floor, limbs recognizable as my own scattered around (though i still had all of them when i woke up, and there were like, more than 2 of my arms on the floor), and the door upstairs wide open.

i went through the door, re-tried the ducks song and failed yet again, the same thing happening. this happened a few times before out-of-game me decided that was a thing to do later

after some wandering around (the duck was the last song available to me, so i was just doing whatever) i figured out some Lore!

a fuckin while ago, literally everyone in the forest (youre in a forest) was in a fallout shelter, and came up to find everything immensely radioactive. it was so fucked up, that this section of the universe broke off into its own pocket dimension, and all the inhabitants were turned into these animals.

after that, my memory lacks until a certain 'cutscene' where the duck is trying to destroy your only way back home (it looked like some clock-tower place), and the gator is trying to stop her while the fox is for some reason dead on the ground between them. there was never any actual ending, but my brain did that thing where I just knew that you didnt make it out, doomed to that eternal loop of playing the ducks song and waking up bloodied (the ducks song was impossible btw)

thats all of actual gameplay i remember, so heres some extra details.

theres a character called "Dan Red" whos named that cause he has the name "Dan" stitched in his chest in red thread. he named his son a normal name like alex smith or something, because apparently he didnt understand how surnames work, and when you tell him this he gets very upset and kills himself

the creator of the game came to our universe (like irl, the guy that made the game) from a different universe where FNaF, undertale, and family guy never existed, but freddy, sans, and peter griffin were characters in a comic strip he made as a child

there was a short dream before this dream where moss was there again, but this time reccommending me a book where a guy gets eaten alive by giant insects over and over as he's stuck in a time loop.

i had some flashback-type segments about the forest before it was bombed and everything, and it was a nice place to be before, like genuinely in the dream everything felt much scarier than it was, and these short bits were welcome breaks

welp thats all ive got. hopefully im not over-estimating how fucked up that dream is and telling a really boring story. yolo i suppose

#karlposting #hey onetimeidreamt ive got gold here

[shiftperception]

#from a video of onetimeidreamt submissions #one time i dreamt

[haunted-house-heart]

i hate how desensitized i am to tumblr urls bc sometimes i'll go to show my mom a post and she'll go WHAT and i look and see that the url is wildly inappropriate and i just showed it to my mother but i'm so damn used to it that i don't even look at them anymore

#i mean no one does thats the whole joke with onetimeidreamt is that no one reads the urls #emery.exe

[mothmans-favorite-lamp]

So for a final project for one of my classes we basically had to pick a product and create different advertising campaigns that would correspond to trying to sell it in different countries and uh. I decided to do mine about Thneeds to be funny and let me tell you. never Google 'thneed lorax' in front of people. Google Images /is/ an evil machine and it will take approximately 30 seconds of scrolling before it decides to show you weird ass Lorax fanart, and then your friend sitting behind you will go "why are you looking at Lorax fanart" and then you have to explain the entire thing and it's only up them whether they actually believe you.

#this reads like a onetimeidreamt #also in case ur wondering like 90% of my ideas for school projects are solely based on what i think would be funny

[shiitrashe-mushroom]

she collect in my cabinet til it curio

#had this repeating incessantly in my head immediately upon waking??? #I never get the le so funny onetimeidreamt meme tier tumblr dreams #but I guess now I am part of the club from maybe seeing so many as I’ve been browsing lately #not even a dream tho #just some fragment wrenched from that place between sleep and wake #trashgab

[raziraphale]

expecting people to vet the OP of every post they reblog is a ridiculous standard and sounds fucking exhausting but also I'm begging y'all to start reading URLs at least. You don't have to conduct a lengthy investigation on tumblr users "radical-wombxns-rights" or "ary-an-princess" to know they're probably not upstanding citizens of the online community and shouldn't have their posts spread around

#i know none of us read URLs tho the onetimeidreamt blog is a testament to our collective failure lmao #reilly.txt

[tumblesdownhill]

John Oliver just called Michaelangelo's David a Twink.

This sounds like something someone would submit to onetimeidreamt

#john oliver #one time i dreamt

[iceeericeee]

onetimeidreamt reblogged my strawberry shitpost I have officially entered a fever dream

#toast tries to talk

[deesdoodleswastaken]

01. Machinery 🤖🌱💠 #onetimeidreamt I was an android created by renowned AI designer & engineer Paul Giamatti. But because I was showing signs of self-consciousness & free will, I was brought before him for some intense questioning which went along the lines of: "I don't understand the question." "That's NOT how androids are supposed to answer! Now WHAT. ARE. YOU?!" "I have no idea what you're talking about." "Give me a plastic answer like a good little machine or you get the laser.." he threatened, showing the powerful laser disguised as a ballpoint pen. I looked down at my wrist, at the stamp engraved on my skin. I sadly answered: "I am unit G-413 manufactured by the Eon Lion Company." He was finally satisfied. But suddenly Clive Owen & his band of rebels burst into the vicinity & stole me away, thinking I was the key to their revolution. While Clive was fighting Paul, twin brothers with fiery ginger hair & eyes whisked me away. We split up, one brother heading elsewhere for backup while we hid in the greenhouse. As I was happily inspecting the flowers, the young man started smalltalk with me. "I'm Sid. That was my brother Peter. Do you have a name?" "I am Eve," I answered smiling. "Who gave you that name?" "I did. Because no one name's androids; we're just machinery."

#;my art #one time i dreamt #digital drawing #digital art #dreams #lucid dreaming #dream journal #a most spooky queue

[indie-ttrpg-of-the-week]

Re: the poll about maybe doing posts other than "The Indie RPG of the Day": the reason I followed you in the first place is BECAUSE you just do the daily TTRPG advertisements and nothing else!

It's your blog and you've got the right to do whatever you like with it, of course, but most others of the type, including the one you linked a little while ago, do chatter on about other stuff in between their actual adverts - some folks like that, but I find it really busy and hard to read back through. You provide a rare service as you are and I'm very grateful for it!

Thank you! though i wouldn't call these ads cuz that implies im getting paid for it, and even in the 3 or so cases where i actually spoke to a dev before posting something it was very much just "Hey I posted your game in this place if ur not okay with that just tell me etc etc", you can unfollow me if you juuust want the indie ttrpg stuff, but again i'll try to tag my miscellaneous posts accordingly as to not bog down people who are just here for the reccs

look if onetimeidreamt gets away with it why can't i

[cannibalcaprine]

hera i had the onetimeidreamt blog reblog one of my things

H8H

[x-authorship-x]

Kakashi definitely has an AO3 account with a name like "One True Real Kakashi" or some other similar shit and everyone thinks he's just a very dedicated fan instead of the real deal

Kakashi would absolutely send himself asks on Tumblr, not even anon asks but actually swapping accounts 😂 he would be as iconic and his username as inescapable as were ralph or onetimeidreamt

#torship #torship talks #ask #anon #actor au #hope au #hope au actor au #naruto actor au #kakashi