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prodbyteez · 3 years

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kingdom dance analysis

BEFORE ANYONE TELLS ME TO CHECK MY CREDIBILITY

i’ve been dancing competitively since i was 7

i am a dance teacher

i’ve done many different styles: ballet, contemporary, lyrical, modern, tap, jazz, hip hop, and musical theater

i will be OBJECTIVE - do i have certain groups i know more or follow more, yes. will that affect how i analyze each performance NO

i will not be doing rankings or places. there’s no need for that

if i make a statement about choreo - I UNDERSTAND THAT THESE ARE CHOREOGRAPHED BY SOMEONE

these are solely my opinions and thoughts. please do not take offense to anything i say. please. but if you’ve got thoughts, let me know! i’d be happy to talk about dance :)

juyeon - the boyz

i love the beginning arch from the floor, it was different and unique and set the breathiness and lightness of the rest of the performance

his musicality is amazing, in hitting every piano key, his performance rely less on the core and the power and instead rely on subtlety and airiness

the short beat drop in the middle was pretty good, but i do feel like the choreo felt a little off for the theme

the silence was great, but the part where he like chokes?? himself?? (idk the bg is red) i feel like there could’ve been a little more drama and power at that point

his initial movements from that point on could’ve been driven with a little more sharpness and power, but the flow through it all was still great

overall - i think he did amazing and i really enjoyed the fluidity of it all

lee know - stray kids

okay contemporary pull through

the isolations are incredible

the beginning is already so incredibly structured, from the use of the wolf’s howl to demonstrate fluidity to the beats showing the intricate isolations MM yes

the main powerful performance is really amazing too

it doesn't feel rushed or like the choreo doesn’t belong

similar to juyeon’s i feel like there are some parts where the choreo and power could be heightened to add drama or this sense of urgency and attack

again though, the musicality is really really amazing

the part where the beats speed up and its like (pardon me) DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN and he’s doing a lot of things really fast, i do feel like that could’ve been a little clearer and sharper

overall - this performance is amazing, from the musicality to the power in a contemporary style,, loved it

san - ateez

if there’s one thing this man will always give it is face

and from the get go you can tell how his performance doesn’t rely on technicalities but on story

his musicality and power from the get go is already BOOM just right there

i love the fast/slow play - it really heightens the performance but really does give him room to play with facial expressions

there’s some points of choreography that i feel could’ve been a little better or changed to fit the music better - i see this a lot when the really fast beats come in, the choreo feels like it doesn’t match the intensity of the music at times (not just with san but with the performances in general)

he did look like he was gonna fall out of his scorpion (that thing where he pushes off the ground to stand up - pls be careful bby)

the big beat drops at the end where it goes DUN...DUN...DUN...DUN - i would’ve like to see one more bit of choreo before he walks off (but that’s probably just for him in get in position for the flower)

i love the kick at the end, especially how the camera moves with it, i think it really just seals this performance

overall - definitely love the story he gave through his facial expressions and through playing with the fast and slow parts + the intensity and power through his movement

minhyuk - btob

okay lyrical come through

he definitely is taking a more contemporary, lyrical approach to the performance which i do enjoy seeing

i do feel like there are some parts lacking a bit in power

the jump in the middle feels a bit out of place

i really love the extensions of his body though

he flows through the music and doesn't forget the gentleness of each step

it was short :(

i do enjoy seeing a good contemporary piece, and i think the music fit this perfectly

i would’ve liked to see a bit more power come through for him and maybe a bit more intensity

overall - i though he did really great with his extensions and lightness of the choreo nd i would’ve loved to see more

taeyang - sf9

the beginning already - hi sir who are YOU

UGH THE CONTEMPORARY

his turns were spotted and controlled and then the drop to the half split - the silence there is breathtaking i love it

oh my gosh this intensity in the breathing in the song but also how his movements literally break through the air like they’re sharp breaths

OH THAT BEAT DROP

his musicality is amazing, every tic is a new movement

OKAY ILLUSION (that thing where is leg is up in the air and his head is grazing the ground and he’s on one foot)

this musicality is insane im losing my mind here

i love how the breaths in the song are chances for him to really go and take those dramatic breaths for himself before he goes into another set of choreo

HE DOES A 540 OHHHHHHHHHHH (the turning jump he does towards the end)

oh and the ending pose

overall - wow, this performance blew me away, from the contemporary to the musicality, it was incredible, loved it so much

donghyuk - ikon

okay smiley

i’ve seen donghyuk as a dancer through who’s next and all the yg shows

honestly, i do feel this is a little lackluster for him

maybe it’s the choreo or the style or the robe

but some of his moves feel a little repetitive

there’s a lot of arm swirls i see which do fit the song quite great

but there’s not really a lot of choreo i see to be honest

akajfl i don’t want this to seem like im crapping on him, cause i know he’s a great dancer

the scorpion and jump feel a little out of place

hhh, i do appreciate his power and intensity in his performance but i just feel like it’s not quite there

overall - i love him so much and he’s so talented, i just feel like this performance couldn’t really show that, but i do believe that we’ll be seeing a lot more from him during kingdom

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pineapplesaresweet · 4 years

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Weird energy build up AU

Lego Ninjago has been like 50% of tge stuff that i watched on tv when i was smol. Now i baerly watch tv anymore, but shhhhh. And i just recently remebered it, so now im in another fandom. Hurray.

I thought a bit about lloyds energy powers, and came up with this??? Yeah, i like science. So heres that.

lloyd's green power is energy right? What if, his powers would build up inside him, if he doesnt use them for, like, 4 hours? But only when hes awake. And i thought, yeah, thats relistic. But what kind of energy would build up? I could say his own energy, but nah. Lets take the most dangerous type of energy there is! What is the most dangerous type of energy? Nuclear!

So just imagine lloyd curling in on himself the day after he didnt use his power for an entire day. Just. Being in pain. Because now all that build up nucklear energy needs to get out of his system. But! Because he didnt use it for a day, its way too much pent up energy. So much, that if he would expel it, it would probaply kill, like, the entire country, maybe even world?

At first, only his normal energy builds up. And while that is powerfull energy, nuclear energy is stronger. So after a while of lloyd feeling completely normal, cause its just his own power building up, the power he and his body are used to, he feels weird, and a numb pain starts to build in his hands. Thats because now his own energy is at its max in his own body, its 'overloading', and turning into nuclear energy. This happens, because in lloyds energy, there are atoms, but they are not noticebale when he uses his power. But, when there is too much of his energy in a closed room, in this case his body, and even more energy arrives there, the atoms start mashing together, creating nuclear/atom energy.

But instaed of violently mashing together and creating a small explosion and steam like in the power station, they just slowly melt together. Yes, at first they kinda run at eachother, but once they are connected, they just melt into eachother.

This progress will not stop until lloyd expels the pent up energy. Lloyd can also feel when they start mashing together, but just as a growing ache. And a growing ache in the middle of battle will be ignored as 'just a scratch'. But! Since zane is a nindroid, he can detect the build up of nuclear energy inside the green ninja.

Now. Lets get to how the hell lloyd didnt use his powers for an entire day, even though he can feel it. To make it simple; he got kidnapped, and put into power supressing chains/a power supressing room.

Lets talk about the chains real quick. Tzey supress the use of elemental powers, but just the use. Lloyds powers are a little tricky to begin with, so while he is chained up in power supressing chains, his powers build up even more violently, because his heart, mind and soul are screaming for him to escape, so its just a defending mechanism.

But anyway, the ninja save hin, and passes out. Hes out for like 2 days, but its no problem, cause he was asleep. While he was asleep, zane couldnt detct any nuclear energy inside of him, because that was the kidnappers plan. To get lloyd to build up so much nuclear energy to destroy possibly the entire world. So obviously, he tinkered with zanes system while no one was looking/they were asleep. No one noticed, cause pixel was alredy out of zane, and tgere was nothing nuclear near them for him to react to. So when they found lloyd passed out, and chained up, they thought that everything was alright, because zane didnt react. But ohhhhhhhhhhh boy, were they wrong.

Once lloyd woke up, the first thing he felt, was excrutiating pain, everywhere in his body. So, lloyd came into the living room, hand over his mouth, other one holding his stomach, crying while green fluid poured out in between his fingers. They totally did not panic at all.

I texted this to my best friend. I texted the first part, the one where i just explained my idea, at 10 p.m. and the second one, where i started explaining how it happens, at 7 a.m. and both of them on my phone. You can imagine his reaction. I also did some art.

Pls dont hurt me.

#ninjago lloyd #theory #i dont know #im sorry #i cant art #never will be able to #lloyd garmadon #zane ninjago #i guess????#dont hurt me pls #lego ninjago #ninjago #energy build up AU

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freeshavacado · 4 years

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My thoughts while reading Gone by Michael Grant:

* wait how old is Sam

* He do be liking Astrid doe

* Damn so Sam is a Leader

* Ew Orc is an 8th grader? 🤮

* Ok I googled it Sam is 14

* I like Quinn

* Sam thinks he’s so awkward but he’s actually really chill so far

* THE PAIN THIS GIRL IS GOING THROUGH OH MY GOD

* Poor Mary :(

* Howard’s a bitch

* Cut to Quinn being a racist motherfucker

* I love Edilio

* Sam is WHIPPED for Astrid

* Orc is such a piece of shiiiiiit

* LANAAAAA :(((

* Poor thing is in so much pain

* Patrick her dog is alive so that’s good

* She’s deadass slowly dying

* Thank god her arm is better

* I want to make this into a TV series

* If Sam and Astrid don’t kiss at some point I swear

* Hahahaha Sam do be shirtless rn

* Why isn’t Astrid happy to see Little Pete???

* MARY. IF YOU POUR HOT ASS COFFEE ON A CHILD, DONT JUST STAND THERE AND THEN RUN AWAY. PUT COLD WATER ON THE BURN

* Aw Mary has had bulimia since she was ten :(

* Ok so what she just took her Prozac and then threw up? Wouldn’t the pill go up too? I think your stomach/body needs like 30 minutes to absorb it into the blood stream...

* HELP SAM HES CHOKING

* Bruh my ass would be so exhausted

* Quinn low key an ass tho

* Lol edilio isn’t standing for this bullshit

* Lmaooo Astrid knew 💀

* Omg little Pete has it too

* Wow Quinn is an asshole pt 2

* I feel like Caine is gonna be a villain...like he’s pretty AND nice? Nah bro too good to be true

* Fucking Orc god 😒😒😒

* Caine is up to some shit 🤨

* Lmao hold up

* Diana probably whipped tho

* Sam please only be a simp for Astrid 😩

* I bet Drake is hot

* Aww computer Jack :) DONT YOU TURN ON ME SON

* “The captain is already maintaining” Bullshit 💀

* Are they really gonna call this eighth grader ‘Captain’?

* LMAOOO THE BASTARD CANT EVEN READ OR WRITE 💀💀💀

* Lol making Sam the fire chief because he was brave enough to go into a fire one time, so therefore he is the most qualified

* Bruh that’s like if I gave a kid the Heimlich maneuver bc he was choking on a gummy worm or some shit and they were like “Well because she did that, she should be the head doctor!!!”

* CAINE IS FULL OF SUCH BULLSHIT OML

* PRETENDING TO CRY N SHIT GOD

* I already know that Diana is gonna try and seduce Sam while she’s actually a spy for the private school kids

* Which, btw, of course it’s the private school kids smh

* I feel like maybe Computer Jack will be someone who eventually switches to the Good Side

* ALSO wow jack really be thinking that he’s smarter than Astrid smh 🙄

* Jack is such a smartsass

* Diana is such a fucking bitch oh my god 😒😒😒

* “You don’t look tough, Astrid” STFU SHES THE TOUGHEST OF THEM ALL

* Ok but I bet Diana and Astrid low key have sexual tension. Like obviously nothing’s gonna happen...but still

* Bruh I hate Caine

* Fuckin Diana with her ‘readings’ bullshit smh

* YESSSS LANA 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 so strong

* Literally how do they not know how to make pasta

* “I thought your people ate tortillas,” QUINN YOU RACIST PEICE OF SHIT UGH

* Poor Bette :(

* Orc is a piece of shit, I know we’ve already established this but I wanted to say it again

* I love Edilio so much

* Orc really using a slur against Edilio huh. Imma kill him

* IM SO DONE WITH QUINN. THIS BITCH REALLY JUST SAID “let him have her” LIKE TF????

* Drake is such a bastard oh my god

* If you hate Quinn and you know it clap your hands 👏🏻👏🏻

* No seriously. I fucking hate him.

* Nooooo Bette died :((

* “I can’t kiss you with your little brother watching” AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

* Did they kiss or not wtf

* What the hell is up with this cat

* Ah so they did kiss!!

* Why didn’t I get details 🤨

* No a baby died 😞

* Quinn s u c k s

* How convenient that Sam got there *right* before Emma disappeared

* Those last 6 minutes before Anna disappeared too and was calling out to her sister, and so for what she thought was her last few minutes on earth she held sams hand :(

* Lol Diana sucks

* ‘WoRDs DONT sCArE mE’ shut up Drake

* Okay Computer Jack is definitely going to betray them because they underestimate him and take him for granted

* You’re telling me Caine and Sam could be TWINS???

* Why was the kiss ‘a mistake’ ?

* Okay NOW they’re awkward

* “But it was the first time I meant it” I CANT. ITS SO CHEESY

* I HATE QUINN

* These kids are crazy violent

* Fuck Diana

* Yikes now Sam only has some of his eyebrows left 😬

* Caine is in love with Diana 👀

* Little Pete might be more powerful than Caine 😛

* THESE KIDS ARE CRAZY LIKE CHILL

* Diana: I really dislike you Astrid: of course you dislike me, I make you feel inferior

* ROASTED ^

* Mmmm Quinn is trying to redeem himself

* “Don’t call me brah. I’m not your brother” OHHHHHHHHHHH HE REALLY WENT THERE

* that’s what you get for being a backstabbing asshole

* Poor Astrid :(

* Poor Little Pete :(

* Bro I need this to be a movie

* I love that Sam just punched Quinn like we had no choice but to stan

* Ok drake would definitely shoot up a school

* Fuck Drake

* Lana is so strong. Like she’s been in so much pain physically and mentally, and she almost died. But she saved herself and now even though she thinks she might be the only person left alive on earth, she is still keeping strong.

* What happens if the boat runs out of gas?

* Bruh these coyotes don’t give up

* THE COYOTES AGAIN??

* “Go out” “You’ll kill me,” “Yes. Go out, die fast. Stay, die slow”

* Wowwwwwwwwwww^

* Lmaooo “L.P.”

* Awwww Sam: “...she was still so beautiful that sometimes he had to look away.”

* Okay he a lil’ horny

* Awe Astrid and Sam hugging I’m soft 🥺

* I’m so sick of these damn coyotes

* Bruh these coyotes 😒

* Diana is annoying

* Literally can’t remember who Andrew is, but they’re about to film his passing away like wtf

* Poor Andrew :(

* “You’re a deep sleeper, Jack. Just now, while you were sleeping? I held your pudgy little hand. Probably as close as you’ll ever get to holding hands with a girl. Assuming you even like girls.” FUCK YOU DIANA

* Okay so Diana will protect Jack as long as he ‘belongs’ to her and does what ever she wants? That’s pretty sus

* Sam and Astrid kissed again 😖☺️

* Lmaooo Albert over here running McDonald’s

* Salads disappeared quickly from the McDonald’s menu since this whole thing? Who the hell orders a salad from McDonald’s?

* So Albert kinda whipped for Mary 👀

* I haaaaatttteeee the private school kids

* Y’know what depending on where I was and who I was with in this situation, I might’ve just killed myself

* “Remember who owns you” ew 🤨

* Diana. I hate you

* Bro I feel bad for Andrew

* How is Lana back at the cabin?

* That IS Lana right??

* Okay things are moving fast between Sam and Astrid. Like she’s already saying “I just want you here with me. Safe” like 🤢

* Lana, about Sam: your boyfriend? Astrid: ThAts nOt WhAt iTs AbouT

* LMAOO AFTER SHE SAID THAT SHE SAID IN A LOW VOICE “kind of” WHAT

* Lol Lana be out here like “yeah shits crazy. Get with the program”

* Ew they’re eating pudding with their hands 🤮

* I don’t care how hungry you are, that’s gross

* Like get a spoon or something

* Lana just called Astrid “smart girl Barbie” 🤨

* Part of me is like “lol” but the other part of me is like “bruh stop Astrid did nothing wrong”

* I still hate Quinn but he is kind of funny

* Lana calling Astrid “the blonde” like girl 😑

* Bruh you’re stuck in a house that is literally on fire and getting hotter by the second as it fills with smoke, now is not the time to be kissing Astrid

* Finally the damn coyotes are gone.

* Sam is so angry and he’s disgusted with himself for being so angry, I relate

* Fuck you, Quinn

* Fuck drake

* I would gladly kill Drake

* OOOOOOOOO EDILIO LIKES LANA AHHHHHH

* SIMP

* omg I love it 😩

* Lmaooooo Sams speech wow

* Sam you should NOT forgive Quinn. Especially not that fast. Yikes.

* Orc should feel bad for killing Bette. I have no pity for him rn

* Yes please kill drake.

* I am so happy that his arm is on fire. 100% he deserves to feel that pain

* Aww that’s kinda nice that Albert is planning thanksgiving dinner for everyone

* DAMMIT DRAKE

* I hate drake so much like dude just shut up and leave everyone alone

* Orc oh my god I could not be rolling my eyes harder right now

* Tbh if Orc and his other friends die, I’m okay with that

* What tf is up with this DVD

* Little Pete caused all of this??? 😦

* I’m sooooo sick of this whole darkness and coyote stuff istg

* Where is Patrick?????

* If Patrick is dead imma throw hands

* Diana is such an evil person. Like Drake is a monster, but she’s horrible in a different way.

* Also ughhhhhhhhhh Drake is back 😒😒😒😒😒 so sick of that mf

* “So. When do we go take down Sam Temple?” 🙄🙄🙄 no one likes you Drake

* AHAHAHHSJAHSHSHHSHD

* SAM JUST TOLD ASTRID HE LOVED HER

* AND SHE SAID IT BACK

* IM. S O F T

* (like my brain is still saying “y’all have talked for less than two weeks and you’re 14”)

* But like whatever 😭❤️

* My eyes just rolled into the back of my skull once Diana appeared

* Taylor low key flirting with Sam tho 👀

* When I first met Dekka, I was all: ‘what the hecka?��

* THOSE DAMN COYOTES

* I’m crying because Quinn couldn’t kill Drake because he was scared, and now children are screaming. Ugh I really wanted him to kill Drake but I understand that killing someone is a crazy thing to have on your conscience

* Call me cold hearted, but I would’ve shot him

* This is all in theory of course ^ I bet if I was in that situation though it wouldn’t be as easy as “just shoot him”

* I don’t think I’ve ever been more annoyed with a fictional character than I am with Drake rn

* Yooo I bet Isabella has some animal powers or sumn

* Caine 🙄🙄🙄 like that emoji doesn’t even come close to describing how annoyed I am

* Wait so is Patrick back now or...?

* Caine really just. Kissed Diana. Because she “owed him”????

* THIS IS SOME BULLSHIT

* I literally hate sooooooooo many characters in this book ugh 😒😒😒

* Quinn is watching Drake kill Sam and is doing nothing. I’m so done with this piece of shit

* Ok finally he tried to shoot him

* “You know it always gets me hot when you say ‘apt analogy.’” “Why do you think I do it?”

* Y’all 🥴🥴🥴

* THOSE DAMN COYOTES

* Literally? Imagine being this heartless. Giving up hundreds of kids to coyotes without hesitation. The hate I have for Caine is real

* Once again, Orc feeling bad for what he did to Bette. And honestly? I’m still okay with that

* This kid is an a l c o h o l i c

* Computer Jack is so annoying like dude stop holding on to Sams leg. Literally

* Still hate Diana, but I like that she’s helping out Sam a little bit

* Ew Diana just kissed Sam on the corner of his mouth 🤢

* I TOLD YALL ^^^

* Yay Patrick is alive :)

* “I guess we won,” Sam said. “Yeah,” Edilio agreed. “I’ll get the backhoe. Got a lot of holes to dig.”

* ^im. Depressed

* I cannot for the life of me remember who Cookie is

* “Orc sat with Howard in a corner by themselves. Orc had fought Drake to a standstill. But no one-least of all Orc-had forgotten Bette.”

* ^good.

* Y’all Sam and Astrid flirting I- 🥴🥴

* We love to see it ^

* Awww “we’re going to the beach” y’all Astrid and Sam are so cute

* THOSE DAMN COYOTES

* FUCK. Goddamn this cliffhanger 😡

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inuwritesstuff · 4 years

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The Performance of a Lifetime- Part Four

Actor AU! Kuroo x Reader

Reader is female

Warning

its a little raunchy with lyrics but nothing really happens. Just an inappropriate song they are acting out.

Also mentions tsukishima/yamaguchi ship stuff

WC: 1670

Cross posted on Ao3

Part Three

“Again Y/N. Show me how much you wanna do this.” Kuroo cooed, pushing you away from him once more after pushing him onto the bed. “Ugh Kuroo let’s just finish the scene and let me just fake it with you.” You grumbled, shoving him back onto the bed and frowning deeply as the music continued on muffled by the pillow covering the phone. Kuroo stared up at you and blinked before lazily smiling. “Fake it huh? You want me that badly Y/N?” “Oh shut up you know what i mean.I just want-”

“You want this done right. So do it right. “ he argued, trying to sit up but your weight holding him down by his shoulders kept him from moving. “Get on all fours, kiss this dead girl walking.” you sang picking up where the music was playing at now. “Let’s go you know the drill, I’m hot and pissed and on the pill. Bow down to the will of a dead girl walkinggggg~” you sang louder, smirking and kissing his jaw like how the director told them to act out. Kuroo looked softly up at Y/N as you sang the next part so softly, like you were truly comforting your partner.

“That works for me-OOF.” He recited his line as you pulled him off the bed and pinned him against the wall, kissing him roughly. You had barely thought of stage kissing him before but you knew that you would have to do it one day. Might as well make the first time you kiss him private. You didn’t want people gawking at you. It's not like he was your first kiss or anything too. You two mimicked taking off clothing without really doing anything before rolling back onto the bed as the music played.

“Get your ass in gear make this whole town disappear. ” you sang louder, totally forgetting that Kenma was stream. “Slap me. Pull my hair. Touch me there, there, there. LOVE THIS DEAD GIRL WALKING~” You took a breath to continue singing before the door slammed open. “Kuroo what did I say!” The streamer shouted, before staring at the two of you. Oh god this looked like a bad situation for the two of them. “Oh god. Please… for the love of all things sacred in this world, tell me you two are acting right now because I’m out if you two are reall-”

“Yes Kenma. Why the fuck would we be singing if we were really doing it?” Kuroo asked , furrowing his eyebrows as he propped himself up on the bed, you still on top of him. YOU felt bare. Naked.Even though you both still had all your clothing on it was weird to have Kenma interrupt your practice. “I have no clue you are a theater person. I hear you sing in the shower all the time.” “Kenma.. You really don’t know how any of this works do you?” he asked with a monotone voice before looking at you and sighing. “Look at what I have to deal with Y/N. He’s so uneducated in our world even though he’s my childhood friend.”

“I can’t believe you would think we were going at it kenma. Who sings while having-” “I DON’T KNOW! Now… Please be quiet or I will kick you both out of MY apartment. I pay for most of the rent. So I control what and who is here.” Kenma pinched the bridge of his nose and turned around and walked out of the room. “I think I should go anyways. Kei and Tadashi are most likely starting dinner now.” You told your partner before getting off him and heading for the door. Kuroo laid still in his bed before lift a hand up and waving. “Night Y/N. Get home safe. I’m just.. Gonna lay here and think about how well you seduced me.” He told you , making you blush and head out the apartment, going to the nearest bus station that would take you home. You had seduced him huh? Was it in character or not though that was the question. You hoped in character honestly. You.. can’t believe you even toyed with the idea of him falling for you. Ugh why where you even entertaining the idea of him. You hung your head and groaned softly. God he was snarky and was just.. Ugh.. frustrating . UGH why were you even thinking about him. You had a thing for Bokuto. You pulled out your phone and texted Bokuto quickly.

Text to Owl Head > Hey just leaving Kuroos now. Can you let him know when i get home? Text from Owl Head > OvO O f c o u r s e. How did it go?OuO You groaned at his texting emojis. He was so cringy sometimes but it was cute and endearing most times. Text to Owl Head > We did only one song before i left. Kenma was streaming and he got mad we were loud. Text from Owl Head > Oh yeah That’s Kenma for you.I’m surprised Kuroo even let you over when he was home. ;p He normally doesn’t introduce people to Kenma because he’s not a people person.

Text to Owl Head > Ah yeah I can see that.

You wanted to bring up the fact Kuroo talked about how pretty you were for a week now. You blushed again and looked out the window as the bus pulled up to your stop. You got off and headed to your boys waiting for you at home. You closed your eyes and sighed as the walked into the apartment. You heard something dropping making you open your eyes. You were expecting to see Kei and Tadashi. But not like this. “Oh. OH. OHHHHHHHHHHH.” you shouted, pointing at the two shirtless men in your living room. Tadashi sitting on Kei’s lap as Kei was lounging on the couch. “I’m so dumb!” you slapped your forehead and covered your eyes as you shut the door behind you with your foot. “Okay I’ll go hide in my room. ‘Kay bye.” You got out before either could mutter a word to you. You slammed your door shut and flopped down on your bed. Well that was interesting. Of course they would be dating. How dumb were you. You just thought Kei was Tadashi’s partner while they wrote like a co-author. Not his actual partner. YOU HAD BEEN ROOMMATES FOR HOW LONG NOW AND YOU JUST FOUND OUT? You internally screamed at yourself. How dumb did you have to be? You felt your pocket vibrate as you screamed more in your head. What now? Text from ??? > Kou gave me your number. Its Kuroo. Hope you got home safe. Text to ??? > I’m home safe. Don’t worry about me.

You added his number into your phone quickly and sighed. Text to The Cat Man > Be honest. How dumb am I? Text from The Cat Man > Very. You think you have a chance with Kou. LOL

Text to The Cat Man > Ur mean. I’m blocking you

Text from The Cat Man > D: Nu pls. I need you for something

You were curious now. What did he need you for? There was a lot it could be. You paused while texting him. Maybe you should just leave him on read for a bit. No matter what you were going to do, it got abruptly interrupted by Tadashi walking into your room with a thick heavy blush across his face. “I’M SO SORRY Y/N!” He bowed to you and stood up straight just as quick. “If you don’t want us to room with you anymore we totally get it. We lied to you about our relationship and-” “Dude. I don’t care??” you told him completely confused why they would think they would get kicked out for making out in the living room. “A heads up would have been nice but yeah I don’t… I don’t care. I’m just dumb and I can’t believe i didn’t see it before.” “Yeah we weren’t subtle.” “Tsuki. Stop.” “Hey I’m right though. Why should I stop? I told her day one i was your partner. And she didn’t know until know? Dumbass.”

You chuckle and pointed at Tadashi. “Your boyfriend is right. I am a dumbass.” Tadashi chuckled nervously and sat on the edge of your bed as Kei walked in and leaned against the door frame. “How was your day? Didn’t you go to Kuroo’s place?” Tadashi asked making Kei’s eyebrows shot up in surprise. “You. Y/N. Willing spent time with Kuroo? Are you sick or something? Dying?” Kei teased making your eyes roll as you sunk back into your bed and glanced at your phone.

4 messages from The Cat Man

You winced and unlocked your phone and glanced at the messages. Text from The Cat Man > Kenma kicked me out after I tried practicing Meant to be Yours apparently too loudly.

Text from The Cat Man > So I’m at Akaashi’s and Kou’s

Text from The Cat Man > I need help with what pizza I should get

Text from The Cat Man > hello? Y/N??

You rolled your eyes again and chuckled , texting him back a simple order of a cheese and banana peppers pizza before turning your attention to Tadashi again who was wearing a smug look. “The Cat Man?” He asked, peering over at your phone. “What about Owl Head huh? You seem to be awfully fond of Kuroo all of a sudden.” he teased, his boyfriend’s humor wearing off on him. “I hate you both. Now go make me dinner and MAYBE I will talk about what happened tonight.” you were met with a glare from Kei before he caved and shrugged. “Fine. I’ll make you something nasty then. Like a seaweed and water casserole.” “You are an ass.” You retorted to Kei before looking at your phone again seeing Kuroo had send a thumbs up emoji. You felt your stomach do a flip as you looked at the text and you hid your phone as you continued on with your night.

#Kuroo x reader #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kuroo tetsurou x reader #kuroo tetsurō #haikyuu!! imagine #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu!! imagines

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munchyn · 4 years

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: : Ally Confessions : : pjm x reader : :

Summary: You are a young witch in her fifth year in Hogwarts. You come from a long line of pureblooded Slytherins and you want to make your family proud by focusing on your studies. But ever since you started your first year, what is possibly the most flirtatious boy in your house has been giving his all to grab your attention.

Word count: 2.82k

A/N: Slytherin!Jimin x Slytherin!Reader, a/n/n= annoying nick name, I’m going to change the age differences between the members for the sake of the fanfic. I’m going to be writing the members into the houses that RM sorted them into. BTS’s Hogwarts Houses.

Warnings: swearing, 1 year age gap between jimin and reader (But it’s not really focused on), magic, mentions of Twilight. Sometimes Y/n gets flustered easily. idek. Their relationship is all over the place to be honest.

he really gives me Slytherin vibes in this gif.

To say that I had no interest in boys would be an understatement. I didn’t give four shits about them. I already had enough trouble with keeping my grades up, training for quidditch and being a proud Hogwarts student.

My family came from a long line of ambitious Slytherins. Although not nearly as known as the Malfoys, we had quite the reputation. When I had been sorted into Slytherin in my first year, I made it my top priority to not disappoint my family. That meant doing my best to leave an impression in Hogwarts. To be remembered. Recently I’d been falling behind in transfiguration. Today, in the middle of the lesson, I had tried to catch up with stuff I’d yet to write down. Something that Professor Snape had not appreciated. He’d given me detention, and so by the end of the day I didn’t have enough time to finish the homework assigned by other teachers.

Currently I was sat in the Slytherin common room, trying to catch up on work. I heard footsteps come into the common area and I immediately knew who they belonged to. I sighed and ignored the person that I came in.

I did mention that I had no interest in boys right? Well there was this one guy who just couldn’t take a hint. He had been on me since first year all the way to my fifth year. This year. He followed me through the halls, trying to make conversation with me. I only ever tried to push him away, so I never know why he keeps trying. Sometimes he reminds me more of a Hufflepuff than a Slytherin. How he was friends with one of the students that couldn’t be more of a Slytherin still puzzled me? (And I don’t mean that stereotype that Draco Malfoy left behind for us. I mean a true Slytherin.)

But he also held that cheeky side that gave him that Slytherin trait. He was very naturally flirty and he used that on me and if I’m being totally honest. I kinda liked it. But never acted on those feelings. He was flirty with everyone. Thats what I always told myself.

When that same boy sat next to me on the couch I did the same thing I always did. I didn’t pay him any attention. “So a/n/n…”

“You know I don’t like that name,” I say as I kept my eyes on my parchment.

“Anyway,” he says, changing the subject as soon as it emerged. “I’ve started reading this book.” He paused, when he saw that I was still paying him no mind he continued. “It’s called Twilight. Do you know it?”

I look up at him with a glare. “Yes, I do know it. Unfortunately.” You may be thinking. A pureblood Slytherin reading muggle books? Let me assure you that my family is very accepting regardless of bloodline. I had multiple muggle friends outside of Hogwarts. Most of them, much more loyal than anyone else here. But anyway, back to the “conversation” at hand. “And?” I asked him through gritted teeth as I held my glare on him.

“I was wondering,” he muses, ignoring my hard stare. He leans back against the back of the couch, looking up at the ceiling of the chamber. “When does it get interesting?” I snort out a laugh. I couldn’t help but laugh at his question. I clutched my stomach as I doubled over in laughter. The look of confusion on his face only making the whole situation funnier than it already was.

When I finally come down from my laughing high, I finally answer his question. “It doesn’t.” His once confused expression turns into one of unamusement.

“Okay, I get it,” he says. “So you don’t like Twilight.”

“Not in a million years.” I shake my head.

“So which books do you like?”

“I’m not telling you,” I say. He wraps his arm around my shoulders and nests his head into the crook of my neck.

“Please tell me,” he pleaded. He began trailing kisses up my neck. I could hear my heart beating and felt my face heat up. Merlin's beard, Y/n. Get a grip on yourself.

“Fuck off Jimin,” I stuttered. His actions were flustering me and by the smirk I could feel on his lips. He knew this too.

“Sorry, but I can’t do that,” he says against my neck. His teeth grazing my skin, causing a shudder to run down my spine. “Not until you answer my question.” He holds onto me tighter. One of his hands moving to hold onto my hip opposite him. I clamp my mouth shut. My stubbornness getting the best of me. “I guess you don’t want me to stop then.”

I huffed and tied my best to stay focused on my homework. Jimin’s kisses travel up to my jaw, making me tilt my head back. “Jimiiiiiiin,” I whined and I feel him smile against my skin.

“I asked for what books you like, not my name,” he states. “I try to glare at him from this position. Obviously failing. “But I can live with that too.” He places a kiss on the corner of my lips. My cheeks heat up and they are undoubtedly red. Butterflies flutter in my stomach and he pulls away when he hears someone calling his name.

“Jimin let’s go,” says the voice of a fellow Slytherin. “Everybody else is probably waiting for us in the great hall.” When the black haired boy spots his friend sitting next to me, he stops. But that doesn’t last long as he continues as if he didn’t notice me. “If you make me arrive late one more time then I’m disowning you.” Jimin looks at me and smiles.

“See you in a bit, doll.” He kisses my cheek and stands up. Jogging up to Yoongi who was just getting out the door. I bring my hands up to my warm face. I could only imagine how red it was. If I'm being completely honest, if there's one boy I do care about in this entire school, it'd have to be Jimin. Somehow, along the way, his small talk and flirting found its way into my heart.

That same night I had moved up into my dormitory so that I wouldn’t have to see Jimin again when he came back from dinner. I only had a third left of my assignments yet to be finished and I decided that it would be best if I left them for tomorrow. Since it was going to be Saturday tomorrow and I had the whole day off.

The beams of light that came in through the window broke me out of my sleep. I groaned and rolled over onto my opposite side. Covering my head to block out the sounds of owls and already active students I clamped my eyes shut. I shaken abruptly, and my pillow was yanked away from me and I was met with the sight of my best friend. She was yelling at me to get up as she pulled me up by the arms. “Nooooooo,” I whined. She rolled her eyes at me and ignored my complaints. She pushed me off of my bed and I tumbled onto the floor.

“Get dressed,” she orders. “We’re going to Hogsmede. I don’t care what you say. You haven’t gone out of this damn school for more than a week and you need a break.” I huff at her and she scolds me, acting like a mother. “DOn’T HuFf At Me.”

I had done what she asked and gotten dressed in a casual outfit. We went down the staircase and into the common room.

On the couches, was sitting Jimin. His silver hair pushed back, showing his forehead. A pair of thin rimmed spectacles perched on his nose as he read a book. Thankfully not Twilight. When he heard me and F/n coming down the stairs, his eyes lifted of the pages and landed on me. He smiled at me. “Good morning,” he said. His smile widened and he shut his book after marking where he left off.

“Good morning,” I mumbled back. Jimin giggled and stood up from the couch. He was wearing a grey wool sweater that matched his hair and a pair of black ripped jeans that accentuated his thighs. The spectacles giving him a cute look. After what had happened yesterday, I didn’t want to hang around much longer than I needed to. But my friend had another idea in mind. Being the social butterfly she is.

“Good morning Jimin,” she beamed. She examined his outfit and complimented him on it. As she talked to him, I made sure to stay behind her.

“Where are you guys going?” he asks F/n. She grabs me by the arm, bringing me forward.

“Me and Y/n are going to visit Hogsmede,” she explained. I tried to move behind her but she wouldn’t have it. “If you want you could come with us.” If looks could kill, the glare I sent F/n would’ve had her dead before either of us could’ve blinked.

“That would be great,” said Jimin. “Is it ok if my friends tag along too?” F/n nodded vigorously. She told Jimin that we would be waiting for him at the Three Broomsticks. Once we were out of the Slytherin common room, I punched F/n in the ribs

“What was that for?!?” she yelled at me. Her brows furrowed together as she rubs the place I punched her.

“You know what that was for.” Good lord, this girl is so dense. When she finally realizes the situation, a smile widens on her lips.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I get it now.” She lets out a laugh worthy of an evil doer. But one that disguises themselves as innocent little schoolgirls. “You don’t want Jimin to come along because of your crush on him.”

“What crush?” I denied. “I don’t have a crush on anybody.”

“Pleaseee Y/n.” F/n rolls her eyes. “Everybody knows that you two like each other.”

“He’s flirty with everyone.” F/n looks at me. The best way I could describe this stare is with the word ‘Really?’. I look away. “Whatever.” I start walking. “Let’s just go to Hogsmeade.”

Me and F/n hadn’t had to wait too long for Jimin and his friends to walk into the Three Broomsticks. Their group of friends was an odd one. A mix of all the Hogwarts houses and most of them from different years. The youngest one of all was a fifth year in Ravenclaw. We’d had a few classes so I knew he went by the name Jungkook. The others though, I only knew because of Quidditch. With the exception of Yoongi, whom I’d seem quite a few times in the common room. The seven of them came toward our table and sat down.

F/n introduced herself. She gave me a pointed look when I didn’t say anything. “I’m Y/n,” I said quietly. I just want to go back to my bed. Everyone began talking and making conversation. F/n got along great with the two Hufflepuffs as was expected. They all talked to each other while I sat back and drank my butterbeer. I moved my mug around, watching as the foam moved atop the golden drink. When I looked back up I saw that Jimin had been staring at me. My cheeks flushed red as I looked back down at my drink.

“I’m gonna go on a walk with Y/n,” said Jimin, rising from his seat. My head shot up to look at him with wide eyes. He walked around the table until he was standing next to me. He grabbed my wrist, pulling me out of the wooden chair. I stumbled to my feet as Jimin dragged me away from the group. People watched as he lead me out of the Three Broomsticks and down the main street. Other students as well as villagers stared at us. Jimin was giving of an energy I couldn’t quite place. All I knew is that it made me want to sink into the floor. He pulled me into a small alley behind a store.

He turned to face me. His eyes seemed to pierce into my soul as he got nearer to me with each of his steps. He stopped right in front of me and I could feel his warm breath fanning my face. “You care to explain to me Y/n?” I looked at him in confusion.

“Wh-what?”

“Don’t pretend,” he said and for the first time ever, Jimin wasn’t smiling at me. His gaze was hard, unwavering, while I struggled with the smallest bit of eye contact. “Whenever I’m around you, you go quiet. You ignore me and everyone else around you.” I gulped hard. I felt like I was being scolded by my mother. A feeling of regret, sadness, anger, and disappointment making the feeling of breathing a lot heavier. “I try to talk to you but you always block me off. I came today in hopes that when you were with your friend you’d be more open with me,” he said. He stood up straight and turned to face the other side of the ally. He leaned his forehead against the stone wall and ran a hand through his hair.

I took this moment where he was silent to speak up. “If you’d only take a hint, you’d know that I don’t want you to talk to me,” I say. “Oh, and that thing you call talking. I consider it flirting and seeing as you do it with everybod-”

He turned to me and slammed me against the wall, while making sure my head didn’t hit it. His hands moved so that they were on either side of my head. Any confidence I had in me when I had been speaking dissipated and I shrunk lower against the wall. Jimin’s head followed mine as he maintained eye level. He leaned in closer until his lips were against my jaw. “Do you see me doing this with anyone else?” I froze under him. He nipped at my skin. “Hm? Do you?” I shook my head while my throat let out a whimper.

“I’ve liked you ever since you arrived at this school. I tried to talk to you, to get closer to you,” he said, pressing his body against mine “But you were always so damn focused on studying.” He bit the side of my neck. I let out a gasp of surprise and squirmed away from him. But Jimin wasn’t having it. He let out a low growl as his hands flew to my hips, holding me in place. “Sorry for acting like this, but I can’t help it. Not when you’ve blocked me out for so long.”

His forehead fell against my shoulder and his nose brushed against my collar bone. He sucked in a deep breath, followed by a sigh. “I’ve liked you for so long and tried to show you for so long that I don’t know what to do anymore. If you just don’t like me back then you could’ve just said so a long time ago,” he mumbles into my skin. When he looks up at me, his eyes shine. Making it look like there were tears in his eyes. The thought broke my heart.

“I’m so sorry Jimin,” I said, placing my hands on his shoulders. “I do like you. So so much. Somehow. Through all that ignoring and trying to get you away, I fell for you. I fell so hard that I couldn’t bring myself to speak to you like a normal person.” The older Slytherin looked up at me. His arms were wrapped around me and he straightened up so he could face me. He was now so close that our noses nearly touched.

“You really like me back?” he asks, eyes looking into mine. I nod, assuring him that what I said wasn’t a lie. “Um, can I kiss you?” For the first time, I looked into his eyes without breaking eye contact. I nodded and Jimin leaned in closer than he already was, until our lips touched. The kiss seemed to go on forever. Our lips dancing together in synchronisation. My hands ran through Jimin’s silver hair. When we pulled away for oxygen, our moment together was stopped as we heard our friends calling for us. “Should we continue this later?” asks Jimin.

“Only if I get to call you mine and you get to call me yours.” I smirked at him. “Will you be my boyfriend?”

A smile etched it’s way onto Jimin’s lips. “I thought you would never ask.” He took a step back, intertwining our fingers as he led me out to find the rest.

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the-coolest-mallard · 4 years

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Like a Kickass Guy | ASC

Louie gets high at Mei’s party and texts Nemo and Tae.

@justkeepdancing-nemo @moon-yeongtae

Louie: holy shit u guyyyyyy Louie: shit has been going dowwwwwwwwn. Or upside down? down and up really lol Louie: i may not have muscles n shit but guess WHAT I DID Tae: hulked out and killed someone? Louie: woah man no! Duuuuuude have u seen me? impossible Louie: i'm too cute to go to jail yet Louie: i mean EVER Louie: im too cute to go to jail EVER Louie: did a keg stand lol. sorta Tae: whoa nice Tae: how you feelin? Louie: a m a z i n g Louie: you won't BELIEVE how good i am Louie: i felt like IRON - no. i felt like CAPTAIN AMERICA. LIKE A KICK ASS Louie: GUY Tae: nice dude i'm glad ur having fun Tae: is mark there Louie: he was here somewhere. he asked me to come Louie: dunno where he went. maybe he's with johnny idk Louie: but who cares lol Louie: i'm great Louie: no more sads Tae: wow you're really drunk huh? Louie: nooooooooooooo Louie: haha I was gonna drink Louie: but then this weird girl showed up Louie: and now i'm super

Tae: but you said you did a keg stand Tae: that's like drinking isnt it? Louie: is it? i thought it was just a hand stand on a keg lol Louie: who knows? not me Tae: i mean i guess Tae: what weird girl Louie: idk blond. weird. she wanted me to CHEAT ON MARK WTF Louie: i mean she seriously helped me out but also Louie: wtf Louie: weird. so weird. but we went to the bathroom and she Louie: gave me t his stuff n i'm like Louie: wow i mean i can't stop talking Louie: i think I've said some seriously stupid shit Tae: wait Tae: what? Louie: what? i didn't tell you anything stupid did I? Louie: i don't think i did. thank god. imaigngi f i told u that Louie: lololol i'd die forever Tae: louie what are you taking about what stuff Louie: stuff? which stuff Louie: im not tellig Tae: what did she give you Louie: ohhhhhhhhhhh Louie: oh i can tell u that haha Louie: she called it all kinds of weird stuff like snow white or whatever which is bizarre af but whatever Louie: i like sniffed it and it felt super whack Tae: LOUIE WHAT THE FUCK Louie: and then it was like Louie: wow Louie: idk man i wanted to not feel sad and i feel good now Tae: holy shit what the fuck i cannot believe Tae: louie that was so dumb Louie: you're so dumb! Louie: no that's not true Louie: you're my faovriedgof person ever Tae: where the fuck is nemo why isn't he here to tell you how stupid that was where are you Tae: you're at mei's right Louie: yeh i crashed lol Louie: well no mark and johnny wanted to crash Louie: and since mark's been cool and let me stay at his place i was like Louie: well i should probs go Tae: yeah well THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD'VE FUCKING DONE COKE OR WHATEVER YOU DID jesus fuck Nemo: wait wtf did i just read Tae: yeah Tae: i have to go fucking get him Louie: why are you maddddd? im not bugging anyone! i'm having fun! Nemo: wait whats going on! Nemo: louie are you okay? Louie: i'm FINE Louie: i'm super Nemo: he did cocaine? Louie: super human Tae: he's at mei's party and he fucking YES Louie: you could say Louie: ughhh stop making this so big Tae: do you know how many kids my brother had to see in the hospital bc of drugs louie? Nemo: yeah that stuffs really bad Nemo: its human chemicals Nemo: do you feel okay? are you dizzy? Louie: do you know what else is bad? life. being sad. freddie mercury leaving too soon. presidents. earthquakes Nemo: louie D: Louie: tthe hunger games Tae: hey louie seriously how are you feeling like Tae: in your body Louie: that's a weird thing 2 akks dud Louie: im fine! Tae: okay but like Tae: if u close ur eyes and like idk try to feel what's happening like is your heart beating really fast? do you feel like puking? do you feel like you're moving? Louie: oh i mean yeah lol Louie: my heart is skipping faster n when i Louie: wait i gotta shut up shut up Nemo: tae yah is that bad? Nemo: would jun hyung know? Tae: i'm asking him right nwo Louie: so fussy you guys are fussy im gooood Nemo: louie just keep texting u ok Louie: look how good i am Louie:

Nemo: very pretty Tae: yeah gorgeous how's your breathing Louie: wouldnt u like 2 kno Louie: how's your butt Louie: bet its still kicckable Tae: you have literally never kicked my ass at anything Tae: nemo does your appa know about this stuff? you probably shouldn't ask him huh? Louie: DON'T AOISFJPDOGN Nemo: its human drugs Nemo: so not really Louie: 4 THE LOV OF GOD Louie: that guy lredy probs haaaaaates me Nemo: his magic wouldnt work either i dont think Louie: im a toxin to freidn parnets Nemo: yeah if he ever finds out we woudl be banned from being in the same school i think he'd transfer me to that catholic place and appa hates catholicism Nemo: this is why you shouldnt do drugs louie :heart: dont yu wanna keep being my friend Louie: :cry: :cry: :cry: Louie: you're my best mate wgodidpsdggdfh Louie: you too tae Tae: wow rude Tae: oh okay Louie: wow Louie: dont be such a bitch tae Tae: well you started it when you did cocaine Louie: i used to think u were the coolest but maybe im demoting u n promoing Louie: nemo Louie: nemo ur the new hottie Tae: the what Louie: what? Tae: louie i'm coming to get you Louie: whyyyyy the partys still partying Louie: ppl be FITIN Louie: man ud fit right in with your muscle bod Louie: well cept one fitghts girls Tae: where are you in the house Louie: idk the dance place. the life space Louie: where everyone is? Nemo: is jun going too? Nemo: aghaldkfjaskldfj Tae: yeah Louie: wait wait wait wait wait Nemo: ugh im sorry i cant be there Louie: where u going Nemo: louie im so sorry just keep texting us Louie: no Louie: i should dkslefadkad Tae: hey louie what's your favorite queen song Louie: skedlolde Louie: what? ohhhhh wow tough choice man i mean Louie: there are soooo many good SONGS Louie: lately i've been listening 2 somebody to love a lot cause i been dfpsogdpsjsd Louie: buuuuuut Tae: i like don't stop me now Louie: that's my OTHER FAVORITE Louie: man u vibe so well with me i hate it Louie: ha ha ha Louie: j k this is why we're bffs Nemo: hey queen was on the CD you gave me Nemo: ive been listening to it! Louie: reallyyyyy? did you like it? Louie: hey hey tae tae. taeeeeeeee. tae you should send a slefdie Louie: slefit Louie: sel fie Nemo: course! i love it Nemo: maybe i'll pick a song and choreo a dance for it Tae: you want a selfie? Louie: oooooo yes please nemo Louie: and def yes pls tae Louie: do smehthing cute Nemo [deleted]: ugh louiealkf Nemo: where's mark again? Nemo: im gonna text mark Louie: idkkkkkkk Tae:

Louie: he went to do some stuff with johnny Louie: woahhhhhhhhh Louie: waogdisjdpsgjosg Louie: shit Tae: that's me coming to get ur dumb ass Louie: wait ur coming to get me? Louie: shit shit shit wait i gotta skedoled Louie: skedadled Tae: what? Louie: well much as i think ur great im ok Louie: also i thinkk hoooo shit Louie: gotta ifnd a window lol Tae: louie if you don't stay there i will fucking murder you Tae: i'm serious Louie: deth by tae or tdeth by uncle d when he fins out Louie: shit mn if i stay its a double featur Nemo: :/ Nemo: please louie, we're worried about you Nemo: we love you! we just want to make sure you're okay Tae: yeah Tae: you're gonna stay the night with me okay Louie: oh god Tae: it'll be great Louie: hahaahahahahahaha Louie: N E M O Louie: tell him why i suddenly Louie: sgosigdsgsdg Nemo: louie i think you should Nemo: um drink water Louie: im good ill just find Louie: makr Louie: mark Nemo: that's also good please find mark Louie: n go to his place? Tae: what did i say Nemo: nothing he's on drugs Tae: i said stay put Louie: im really good thouuuugh Louie: n mark will look out for me Louie: marks nce Tae: well mark left u alone and you did cocaine so i mean not that that's his fault i'm just saying Nemo: ugh what if mark did cocaine Nemo: u dont think mark did cocaine did he Louie: dont blae me him 4 ME BEING ME Tae: DID MARK DO COCAINE Louie: honestly i dont dieossgodkh Louie: NO Tae: fuck Nemo: he might not have! we dont know Louie: i dont deesrve mrk naywayl ol Tae: nemo never do cocaine please Nemo: i cant see mark lee doing cocaine unless someone told him it was fun dip Louie: he n johnny were just doing fun stuff 2gether Tae: lmfao Nemo: id probably DIE if i did cocaine so dont worry ahha Nemo: big no no for fairies Louie: speaking of immenditd death Louie: we sure windows r no go Nemo: which is why u shouldnt do it solidarity c'mon louie Tae: if you aren't there when i get there i will be very upset Nemo: he will be Nemo: wont u louie Louie: im scared i dont want the lady 2 yell at me Louie: pls i wanna leave Tae: I'm almost there Louie: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD= Louie: what if i hid in the bathroom Nemo: its gonna be okay louie :heart: Nemo: just um, sing a little queen Louie: no its not ill be ded 4ever n dragged home n stuck with my asshole fam n never escape n ded Nemo: you won't be dead you'll be safe Louie: shit someone said its the COPS Louie: im double triple dead Louie: n thats bullshit Louie: my fam isnt safe they suuuuuuuck Tae: WHERE ARE YOU Tae: fuck there are so many people Louie: trapped in the prison of xistance Louie: a house of horrs Louie: horors Tae: i'm serious louie i can't find you Louie: just make urself taller Louie: ill see you Tae: i'm gonna yell for you Louie: ok ok ok Nemo: ugh fksjf

#justkeepdancing-nemo #moon-yeongtae #t: like a kickass guy #r: lemo #r: taekwonduck #r: afternoon snack club #tw: drugs #i mean that's a main topic

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tellywoodtrash · 5 years

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i hate the title track of the show with lyrics. it's the singer's neha kakkar-esque voice i think. i only like the piano theme.

sona is too pure. no one in this show deserves her, honestly.

but whew, the way he's looking at her.

ravi bhaiyya is this show's khanna. instantly on bhaabi's side.

cuteass fucks.

the only valid sippys. protecc them.

lmao sona's house is soooooooooooooo extra.

"baarish baahar ho rahi hai, mor ghar mein naach rahein hain!"

lmaoooooooooooooooo. sach mein, yeh ghar hai, ya goliyon ki raasleela - ram leela ki set?????

hahahaha omg the lil headshake. i can't.

hohohohoho, symbolic removal of ghadi.

unfffffffffffff.

aaaaaaaah that little reassuring blink he gives her!!!!!!!!!

so soft.

ouff, he's soooooo moofat, no cushioning words, no sugarcoating.

thank god he had the grace to apologize seeing her face change.

"dost toh aaj bhi nahi hai." oh. my heart. this is whyyyyy i want their relationship to have a solid foundation of friendship firsttttttttttt.

sniff. sob. my heart.

WHAT DID KARAN DOOOOOOOOO? DID HE TAKE HER CAR AND CHADAOFY IT OVER WHOEVER? DID HE MAKE HER DO IT SOMEHOW? WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDDDDD??!?!? TELL US ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???

"karan tumhare life mein abhi toh hai nahi; toh itna kyun affect karta hai tumhe?" says the guy who hasn't stopped dialing his ex's number for the last 4 years, and had a full-on weeping breakdown about her like, 3 hours ago.

aaaaaaaand he's sliding into the next one.

oh boo. oh baby. oh child.

raimaaaaaaaaa. iss show ki madaraati hui zinda (??) bhoot, jiske saamne aane tak koi sukoon nahi.

ugh my heartttttttttttttt. he's so saddddddd. someone hugggg himmmm.

“kabhi wapas aane waali nahi” coz .......... she's dead? in a vegetative state? or just coz she got PR in amreeeka/canayda/austwayyylia and is never coming back to the motherland again coz "eeeeee, yeh kahan aaye hummmmm, how tackyyyyyyyyy"????

aise kaunse heere-jawharaat jade hue the raima mein, hein? ke iske baad hooooooo hi nahi sakta?

sighhhhhhh.

lmao mummy ko bas bahaana chahiye to push her ship together.

hahahahahahahahahahahha she’s worried kpk (sounds more like the plot of diya aur baati hum + roja?) waala scene na ho jaaye rohit ke saath.

vimmi is as usual, my absolute favt. person on this show.

this team-up is the most iconic and amazing ever. i love them both soooooooooo much.

"samajhdaar toh main zyaada hoon nahi." self aware. good.

sfdslksfjdslkfjlsdlfjdslffdj fanfic tropeeeeeee.

hahahahahaha his petty ass. rohit, you very well know you didn't deserve her graciousness then.

spoiltasssssssss malabar hill bratttttt.

bowwwww chicka bow wowwwwwwwww

the way he’s still looking at her even after she’s broken the moment!!!!!!!

tacky ke bacche, teri toh main.....

lol i can't get over it that she has her show's theme as her ringtone.

mummy is calling to ensure her child doesn't ruin the fanfic she's already 3 chapters deep into, in her head...

lololololol malabar hill mein bhi light gayi.

asdlkjdlaskjdlasjk too cuteeeeeeee.

ugh this twit. isko dekhte hi mera saara mood kharaab ho jaata hai.

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08.08.19

lmao wtf rohittttttttt, why are you such an extraaaaaaaaaa freak????

asalkdjsalkdjalkdjals itni jaldi baandh bhi diyaaaaa.

pffffffffffffffffffft.

like, there *is* a grownass dude living in this house, why not give his clothes?????

aslkfjsdlkfjldskfjlsdkjf the jhadoo. lmaoooooo, i can’t with this idiot anymore.

LOL THIS GRUMPYASS FUCK.

pls sona, i'm sure SOMETHING of pulkit's could have fit him!!!!

lmao @ pari bitching about her unicorn slippers, and rohit explaining his weird immune system issues to her.

[doorbell rings]

"main toilet mein nahi chupunga, main keh raha hoon!!!!!!!" hahahahahahahaha

aslkjdsalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskj

suman should play desi narcissa malfoy. permanent expression of dung under her nose.

and this dheent fucker tohhhh....

oufffffff no fighting early morning, pls!

i don't get this dad's character.... like he's all happy jolly nice and sweet with everyone, except rohit. it’s plausible of course, but like the polarity is just a little too much.

just seeing this woman's face makes me wanna..........

haaaye their silent communication.

if you come for the Sass King™, you best not miss.

oh ho apology.

when you gonna apologize to sona for shaking her like a ragdoll tho????

suman i need you to pls die at pehli fursat, you're really really really annoying.

sippy breakfast excitement. honestly, waaaay too much enthu in the morning.

lol gaye vimmi ke chances of seeing mahaepisode on large screen.

pari is being a little snitch bitch. ugh i really cannot with these two Asshole Rastogis.

lmao idhar toh ghanghorrrrrrrrrr blackmailing.

ouff ok i do not care about this painting nonsense. fwding.

i do not care about this dude and his wife either. i don't even know the wife's name, that's how less i care.

OMG ANIKA AUR REDUX GAURI KA KURTA GHOOM PHIR KE IDHAR SONAKSHI KE PAAS AA GAYA.

jesus h christ, is shirali styling this show?!?!?!?!?!??!? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARNNNNN ME????? HOW COULD YOU PPL LET ME FIND OUT LIKE THIS??????

oh shit, now that i think of it, Irrelevant Sippy Brother™’s wardrobe is almost the same as shivaay’s..... all those atrangi suits. shit, i should have known!

oh shiiiiiiiiit girl, you in LOVE love.

ugh don't care about pari and ISB. they give me michmichi.

aye chup bait bey, literally no one is interested in your dumb character or what you have to say. ever.

lol sumit ko KPK mein netflix style prestige tv material chahiye.

dr. sippy has wormed his way into sona's head, and she's questioning the drama of it all.

oh shit that shady neta is calling.

ugh it's an infestation of vile men around this poor girl. i feel like arming her with a can of bug spray to blast them all in their rotten faces.

your wish is granted, sona!

MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE SIPPY BOYS!

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09.08.19

lmao the voiceover during the vamp's scene. i'm really loving the behind the scenes look at how these shows are made.

hahaha chachu got distracted by the cooking scene. saare ke saare sippys ek hi khet ki mooli.

rohit is like chachu pls, it's not worth it, these ppl realllllly DO NOT care about accuracy, but akash just can't take it.

"is baar MUJHE koi problem nahi hai." snort. medical scene hota toh abhi idhar bakheda khada kiya hota.

rohit, pls know this is the exact emotion others experience when YOU start going on about medicine.

lmao nethra is 1000% done with the sippys.

ajit helpfully listing everyone's professions, in case KPK needs any consultants.

ohhhhhhhhhhh mama, i cannot wait till the sippys get to sumit.

also look at the telepathy going on here.

chachu still ranting about how phitkari will not make cooker explode as he's dragged away by sippy bros ("arre gal gayi aapki dal, yaar....")

the only time i'll support ISB is when he's up against this asshole.

"yeh ranveer singh kaun hai???" lol kuch zyaada nahi hua?

so far chachu has been most impressive with the intimidation.

BUT!!!!!!!!! A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"bula; security bula. police bula. aur agar himmat hai, toh army bula."

sumit gets points for trying to be intimidating, but oh man i can feel the tension building. aaj toh phitkari se bhi vispot ho hi jaaye.

i just cannot fathom what its like to have THIS much arrogance and entitlement. must be soooooooo nice to be an upper caste cishet man with money.

....................... sumit. serial mein kaam karte ho aur yeh baaaaaaaaasic sa serial wale plot mein hi phas gaye?????????? laakh lanat.

sona has same question.

ok i have had enough of this sasta rahul roy. koi dafa karo yaar.

"khamakhaa inke mamaji ko kyun disturb karein? iske liye toh hum hi kaafi hain."

asjdlaksjdlaksjdlsk sippy strength.

nethra is THE MOST unrealistic character of this show; coz no tellywood producer would be thisssssssss obliging to these shenanigans. like, can you even imaaaaaagine?

oh pooja's here! i was wondering how come YK didn't come with sippy boys.

waise YK ki jagaah nishi ko aana chahiye tha. i would have loved to see her whoop sumit's ass from here to whatever backward bumfuck hellscape he’s from.

lol adjusted her ring for maximum impact.

TASTE THE SIPPY STRENGTH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH *dhoom theme music*

oh i'm glad this relationship has been repaired!

oh pls rohit yeh ainvayi ki naari shakti speech mat do. i hate when they make men do such performative bullshit. if they just HAD to have this, at least it would have been more believable coming from ajit or akash chachu, who haven't been shown to act like assholes to women around them.............

and this idiot girl is falling for it. oh sona, aim higher pls. the bar is literally on the ground with you.

omg this speech is not ending onlyyyyyy. samajh gaye na bhai, bandh kar. tere ko hospital nahi jaana kya aaj?

ajit is the tiniest sippy, but forever (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง

he needs to meet gauri kumari sharma. they'd make the cutest pint-sized fighting team.

*mais voice* aye challlllllllllllll naaaaaaa.

i meannnnnn...... you coulda fired him at first offence, nethra. you're making this decision now, after his shit got to a whole other level? didn’t sonakshi deserve any of this when he misbehaved with her????? you're kinda responsible for enabling the godawful bastard till this point.

........... were the sippys in a collective coma for the last two decades? like even if they don't watch it, who doesn't know that this is how tellywood handles actor replacements????

rohit is on his high horse again. nethra is like chill tf out bro.

ughhhhhh the fondness with which he's looking at her.

"main dil ka doctor hoon, dil ka patient nahi. mere patients ko yeh sab khaana mana hai, mujhe nahi!"

*takes biggest chomp of a samosa ever*

sona’s reactions are most adorable.

ohhhhhh my heart.

ek thank you pe hi flat. ouffff, kya karoon main is ladki ka.

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ohhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeet, he saw the hoodie!!!

"favourite toh hai, par itni bhi nahi. tum rakh lo." ughhhhhhhhhh cute; but again, girl have SOMEEEEEEE standards. you need to have some criteria other than "Y chromosome, age 30 - 40, occasionally polite to me."

#kahaan hum kahaan tum #khkt lbs #episode liveblogs

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SE4SON: Chapter 23 (Finale)

[*After the explosion*]

The barricade was gone, the hellish atmosphere was gone, and most importantly, the king was gone. Everything looked so clear, so beautiful. With those walls no longer imprisoning them, the citizens felt as free as escaped caged animals. King Jason was no more. The only thing left of him was a pile of glitter, and his giant crown. The whole village was a mess, not to mention half destroyed, but at least they are now free from that tyrant. All thanks to two young heroes. With all that junk scattered around, it attracted some thieves. Some green hooded thieves.

"Hey guys! Look! Free loot!" "WOO HOOOO!"

While the green hoods collected as much as they could carry, the peasants went to explore the giant crown further, with the Faithful Five (plus Sally) up front. Diana lifted the crown, then threw it into the distance. Jimmy and Nick had been under the crown, hugging each other with their eyes shut tight. Jimmy? Nick? The two boys reopened their eyes after they heard their names. The boys looked at one another, seeing how closely they're holding each other in their arms. Nick even lifted his visor to get a clear look. The two boys eventually broke the hug slowly, while blushing and grinning. As for the amulet, it shrunk back to its normal size again. Rodent Girl snatched the jewel, then wore it around her neck.

"Give me an entire empire made of cheddar! Oh, with a swiss fondue maker! No! Ehhhhhh, let's see... A fondue fountain! Yeah!"

Everyone stood in silence for 30 minutes, as nothing happened.

"WHERE'S MY CHEDDAR EMPIRE?!" Whined Rodent Girl. "Well, I say about all of the amulet's powers have been drained. Probably best for all of us!" Replied Jimmy. "Except me."

Furious, Rodent Girl threw the amulet on the ground. Because Jimmy and Nick touched upon the Amulet Of Bind to save everyone, the jewel then shut off from its magic for good, to make sure evil never lays their paws on it again. However, that doesn't mean there isn't any good use for it. Jimmy decided to keep the amulet. Although its useless without its powers, it still looks pretty nice. Speaking of bind, the boy genius recalled Nick wanted to tell him something earlier.

"You were saying..." Quote Jimmy. "Hmm?" Questioned Nick. "I didn't quite catch that back there. You mentioned you had something to tell me." "Oh. That. *Ahem* What I meant to say... *Sigh* ...I'm ready to call in quits." "'Excuse me?" "I mean, being popular and all that. Obnoxious girls breathing my air. Breaking my leg so many times at the dumbest risks. You're right! It's not worth it! And I don't even care what the other kids will think of me anymore! So, if that position for a new friend is still open, I'd be happy to fill in."

Nick offered Jimmy his hand, and the two shook on it. The boy genius was moved. He knew Nick would say yes eventually. In truth, Nick was gonna tell him how he really felt, but that was because he thought saving the town meant sacrificing their lives. Now, here they are in one piece. Besides, Nick doesn't find it appropriate to confess right now. Jimmy just got over a breakup, and they've only been close for about a week. Perhaps they shouldn't rush things. Someday, maybe Nick will come out with the truth.

"Soooooo, no more king. Now what?" Asked Diana. "I think you'd be perfect for royalty, Diana! We haven't had a queen around here in so long!" Suggested Mitzi. "Woah woah woah! Don't be too hasty! You can't just decide a king or a queen! Shouldn't we take a vote?" "I'd vote for you!" "Yeah, I'd vote for the big lady, too!" Screamed a random peasant. "Me three!" Then another. "BIG LADY FOR QUEEN!" And another.

The voting spreaded like wild fire. The entire village pumped their fists into the air, repeatedly chanting "Big Lady!" Everyone was doing it. Sally, the rest of the Faithful Five, Albert holding up his prosthetic arm, even Jimmy and Nick. The only ones that didn't vote were the uppity, higher class citizens. At long last, Diana had accepted their votes as a landslide.

"Alright! I'll be queen, then!"

The peasants were so joyed, they tossed their hats up. They even gave her a new robe, mace, and crown. Diana was quite flattered, yet somewhat embarrassed, by this gesture.

"And what's a queen without her very own chancellor?"

Diana pointed at her friend, Mitzi. The woman was blessed, and speechless. The two hugged things out, while the peasants cheered.

"HOLD IT! HOLD IT! What about me?" Asked Richard. "What about you, fink?" Replied Diana. "Yeah, FINK!" Spat Mitzi. "Well, I know that me, you, and all your friends have got off on the wrong side of the shoe, but... ...you need me more than you think! You need experience to rule a kingdom! How will you know how to handle the money carefully? Taking charge requires steps from A to Z! And besides, I really need a new job. My wife's going to be very disappointed in me. Mother, too. Please, your new greatness!" "Sorry, sir! You're looking at the new, bonafide chancellor, right here!" Bragged Mitzi. "Wait a moment. *Starts thinking* Hmmmmmmm.... As much as it pains me to help an old friend of Jason, I could use the experience. I'll tell you what: You could work part-time as my personal tutor! You teach me the supremacy of royalty, and you'll get a payment of your usual salary! (As soon as I find where Jason keeps all his money)" Said Diana. "Oh, bless you! Bless you!" Bowed Richard. "And if you want a Christmas bonus and paid vacation time, you could work fulltime cleaning up Butterscotch's new stables!" "Bless you- What?"

After that, Diana announced the new rules. Prices will be dropped. Everyone is now free to do whatever they please, unless it's gonna be problematic. The citizens will get equal amounts of earnings. Classes will no longer be divided. The higher class can go beat it! ...after they clean up the mess. And no more hangings. Just then, the people heard thunder roaring. The clouds turned gray, and it started to rain. The silver paint washed off of Nick's armor. All I had to do was add water?! At last, Sally then witnessed what Jimmy and Nick have been trying to tell her. The real Silver Knight's armor coat was never painted on. It was crafted from genuine, shiny silver metal.

"Y-you mean to tell me... ...th-that's not genuine silver?" Stuttered Sally. "Sure looks like it." Said Nick. "Uhhhhhhhhhhh, how embarrassing!! I thought I was chasing after two legends from the past, but instead all I've done is pester some commoner kids!" "I'm sorry, Sally. We did try to tell you." Replied Jimmy. "Yeah. Guess this is all on me. Sorry for all the trouble." "Hey, lighten up, kiddo! We still had loads a fun! We had dinner with a tyrant, escaped from prison, and even slayed a monster! Plus, you made a new family out of this!" Quote Nick.

Sally did a little thinking on it. From all the exciting tales her father used to tell her, she was eager to meet this heroic pair. The Wise Wizard and Silver Knight would save them from their misery. Then ever since her parents got hanged by the king, Sally was hoping to fulfill her father's dream of finding the old legends, and then making them her parents. Not because of what awesome dads they'd make, which is mighty true, but it's what her father wanted when he was her age. Sally looked at the painted picture for a moment. Although, she never found the legendary Wise Wizard and Silver Knight, she yet made an amazing new family, and the two boys did save the town regardless of them being some mere commoner children.

"I suppose you're right. I mean, you two aren't exactly legends, but you're still great guys. Thank you so much for saving AppleSmoked Wood." Sally thanked. "Who's that?" Asked Nick. "The town we live in." "Ohhhhhhhhhhh. So that is the town's name! AppleSmoked Wood! To think: We've been living here for over a week, and haven't figured out the name of the village we're living in." "How sad it is." Said Jimmy. "Why?" "We just got to know the town's name, but under weather circumstances, looks like we'll be leaving sometime soon."

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[*Elsewhere*]

The whole squad walked back to the ranch. Actually, Butterscotch gave Jimmy and Nick a ride on his back, since they are the heroes. Now that Diana is the new queen, they might as well say goodbye to their old hut, and give the animals a new home at the castle. There were quite a lot of struggles that took place at this ranch, but at least they had some happy memories. Speaking of animals, the hens' eggs have now hatched, with a total litter of 500 chicks. Diana and Mitzi helped the two boys out of their costumes. After that, they delivered a goodbye to each member of the Faithful Five, including Sally.

"Diana; As the new queen of AppleSmoked Wood, promise me you'll do a good job. I know you can. And word of advice: Don't let power get to your head. Trust me, I've been there. Mitzi; You're a good person, but remember to learn somebody's background before you judge. Benson; No more eavesdropping, please." Said Jimmy. "Rodent Girl; Now that you're living royalty, you probably have a better chance of making new friends now! Human friends, that is. But bear one thing in mind: Don't make them like you for your fame! Make them like you for who you are! Sally; You must be the luckiest kid in the world. You have a new family, a big new home, and you're friends with the town's newest heroes! Butterscotch; God I wish I could take a picture right now. A real-life unicorn." Said Nick.

Everyone started to cry. Rodent Girl began wailing, and blew her nose into Benson's apron. Despite their time machine being on the roof, Diana managed to get the boys up there. She just threw them up on the roof. After that, Jimmy and Nick hurried inside. Jimmy released the kite for flight, and the last thing they need is a bolt of lightning. Living their remaining minutes, the two boys continued to wave and say goodbye, while they wait for electricity to strike.

"WHEN YOU DO RETURN, SHOW US HOW TO MAKE PIZZA, NICK!" Screamed Rodent Girl.

The goodbying went on for about 12 minutes. Jimmy and Nick's arms were getting tired from waving, and so were the squad's. Butterscotch was starting to fall asleep. Their luck went out the window as the rain then stopped.

"Well, we'll be staying here for awhil-"

Suddenly, a bolt of lightning hit the kite, followed down the wire, then powered the machine. In just a flash, the boys were now gone. Diana saluted a farewell to them.

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[*Back in the modern era*]

The whole gang has now tired themselves out, and decided to take breaks. Putting together this time machine is not as easy as riding a bike. Sheen and Libby were tired as well, even though they did absolutely nothing. Judy, while exhausted, continued to force herself to work. Carl was the only one who hasn't fallen under exhaustion. The allergy boy came to Judy's aid, and gave her a shoulder massage.

"Mrs. Neutron, I think you ought to take a break." Said Carl. "No... My baby... My baby... Jamie... Jimmy..." Replied Judy. "Who's Jamie?"

Carl then dragged her away from the machine, and offered her a pillow to rest on. Hugh was quite envied. Where's MY pillow? The allergy boy looked at the time machine. The gang deserves a power rest, but he wants Jimmy to come home now. Trying to be a good friend, he decided to bring Jimmy here himself. But how's he gonna do that? He put on his cape, hat, and took out his magic want.

"Carl, we're already tired enough! Don't bore us to sleep!" Said Sheen.

Carl didn't listen. He's no expert, but it's worth a shot. This may be a good chance to impress Judy, too. He wielded his magic wand, and spoke his own made up words. Sheen just rolled his eyes. He walked up to his friend to talk him out of it, just to save him any humiliation.

"Kibbidy-do! Kibbidy-dome! Please bring my best friend Jimmy back home!" Chanted Carl. "I know kids have said this to you very often, but, you kinda look ridiculous. No offense, though!" Sheen tried to argue. "Kibbidy-do! Kibbidy-dome! Please bring my best friend Jimmy back home!" "Could we at least phone a real professional? Like Houdini? Or Blackstone? Or that wizardy guy from the animated short film starring the mouse?" "KIBBIDY-DO! KIBBIDY-DOME! PLEASE BRING MY BEST FRIEND JIMMY NEUTRON BACK HOME!"

Suddenly, a bright light and loud BANG took place. It drew in the whole squad's attention. Carl was in shock, and Sheen was too. The allergy boy gazed at his wand. He probably needed to throw in all the strength he had. As the brightness cleared, Jimmy and Nick stood in place, handcuffed like they were to begin with. The two boys grinned and greeted their old friends and family.

"JAMES!" Judy screamed. "NICHOLAS!" Also screamed Mrs. Dean.

Carl took the key out of his pocket, then unlocked the handcuffs. After that, both of the boys received hugs from their parents. Judy was squeezing the daylight out of her son, while Mrs. Dean was tearing up from being reunited with hers. Jimmy then requested his mom and dad to let go of him for a moment. Accepting his request, Jimmy threw himself at Carl, embracing into a hug. Carl was confused, because he thought Jimmy was uncomfortable hugging the same gender. When he finished hugging Carl, he did the same to Sheen.

"Gentlemen, I am so sorry I took you for granted. I have not been a very nice friend to you both! I've been so full of my own potential, I never took the time to acknowledge yours! The bestest friends in the world deserve a pal that actually cares for them. That is why, from now on, things are going to be different around here! Carl; No more harsh lecturing, and human experimental testing! If I happen to accidentally trigger anything that sets off your anxiety, keep me apprised!" Said Jimmy. "Gee. Thanks, Jimmy! You’re the greatest!" Carl thanked. "And Sheen; Thank you for being a supportive friend! Thank you for at least trying your best to be a helpful friend! Thank you for being the friend that wants nothing more than to put smiles upon our faces. I feel you deserve much more credit than what you've earned!" "Sooooooooooo... ...would you like to watch 395 episodes of the original 90s Ultralord show on Cageflix with me?" Asked Sheen. "... Sure! Anything for an old buddy of mine!" "HALLELUJAH!"

Sheen's prayers have been answered. Jimmy Neutron is a changed boy, and has learned to respect his friends. Out of excitement, Sheen returned Jimmy's hug. The moment was disturbed when they received an uninvited guest. It was Cindy, who finally swallowed her pride and came to apologize to Libby. She didn't notice Jimmy and Nick there.

"Cindy?" Libby was surprised. "Yeah. It's me alright. Listen, about what I said earlier... A lot has gone right through my head. I don't know what's wrong with me." Said Cindy. "Is this an apology?" "Yesssssss. I'm sorry, Libby. I'm sorry for my outburst back there. Pride really takes a toll on me. It seems that I am the one who is... ...wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng." "*Pats Cindy on the back* You're alright, girl." "What's going on?" Asked Jimmy. "This is between us friends, Neutron- Neutron?!" Quote Cindy.

Cindy couldn't believe her eyes. Jimmy was back. Instead of throwing her usual angry fit, she decided to just steer clear from him and run back home. Libby, however, grabbed Cindy, and pushed her towards the boy genius. If Cindy is mature as she says she is, she might as well prove it. Not just to her friends, but to herself as well. Time to face the music.

"Is there... ...something you'd like to say?" Jimmy asked timidly. "Mhm." Cindy hummed. "...?" "...!" "...?" "Maybe you were right. This breakup is best for us." "Wait, could you say that again? First sentence." "You were right." "And again?" "You wer-" "*Giggles* Just messin' with ya! Go on, if you may!" "*Groans* Perhaps we are unhealthy for each other. All I ever thought about was getting my happy ending, but this relationship of ours isn't gonna lead to anything in the future. Maybe, there are alternate ways to find my happy ending. Sometimes, the best way to be free is to move on." "I couldn't agree more. *Puts out hand* Friends?" "*Slowly reaches for his hand to shake* Friends. Whatever."

The two shook hands, reclaiming friendship. Cindy wasn't proud of what she did, but it felt hella satisfying.

"Well Nick, looks like you'll be on your way." Said Libby. "Nuh uh! I ain't going nowhere! Jimmy and I are now two peas in a pod!" Replied Nick.

Cindy, Carl, and Sheen were dumbfounded on what they just heard. One: Nick noting the boy genius as his best buddy. And two: Did Nick just call Jimmy by his first name? Unlike with Cindy, the kids have never heard Nick address Jimmy by his first name. Libby was not at all surprised. She figured out the message here. Sheen thought, if Nick finally decided to settle with Jimmy, then that means he's ready to settle with him and Carl.

"If you're now cool with Jimmy, then does that make you..." Said Sheen. "Huh? ‘Does that make me’ what?" Asked Nick. "...our new FRIEND! *Gazes at him with twinkling eyes*" "Uhhhhhhhh-" "WELCOME TO THE NERD SQUAD, NEW FRIEND!"

Sheen embraced Nick into a big hug. Quitting popularity has taken a load off of Nick's back. But now that he's friends with Jimmy, he's got a brand new load: Sheen. Ah, hell with it. For Jimmy, he might as well learn to tolerate Sheen's wacky actions. While Nick tried to squirm out of Sheen's grip, Jimmy removed the amulet out of his pocket, and gave it to his mother.

"Happy belated birthday, Mom." Said Jimmy. "Oh, Jimmy... This is beautiful. Where did you get this?" Asked Judy. "It-" "Oh, on second thought. Nevermind." "Now that the kids are back, what say we all celebrate?" Suggested Mrs. Dean. "That's a wonderful idea! How 'bout dinner at Paste Pot's Pizza Palace?" "Mehhh. There's this international All-You-Can-Eat buff-fet that serves everything, including a sushi bar! It's very expensive, but... *Applies makeup* ...I know how to get us free meals." "Ooooh! Oooooh! Why don't we dine at Pancia Grassa: Italian Eats? And as a bonus treat, Showtime Ducks On Ice has a grand performance tonight!" Quote Hugh. "Hugh, it's the boys we're treating. Not you."

Jimmy had something else in mind.

"That's all very nice of you. But frankly, I'd rather gorge down at The Candy Bar, and catch a movie with my new best friend, Nick! ...for the remaining of the day!" "That's right! His best friend."

Nick wrapped a single arm around his short buddy, as they walked off together. Cindy has never seen Jimmy that close to anyone. Also, when did Nick start calling Jimmy "Jimmy?" The skateboard boy looks spot-on happy in the boy genius's presence. These two have been together for an entire week, in whatever timeline. Could this be one of those "stranded on a deserted island" cases? Nah, that's ridiculous! They're men! Men don't fall in love with each other! Can they?

Meanwhile, Carl tossed all his magic gear aside. He's through with magic now. It's time to hang up the hat and cape, and go back to the llamas that need him dearly. Here's a magician the world isn't ready for yet. Everyone shrugged, and left the scene to attend to their own businesses. After that, a little white familiar rabbit popped out from the hat, giving off a wink.

#Jimmy Neutron #Boy Genius #Nick Dean #Cindy Vortex #Libby Folfax #Carl Wheezer #Sheen Estevez #Season 4 #fanfic #romance #adventure #TVverse #TVEE #It's Halloween! So have a treat!#BTW tune in for some follow-up season 4 based stories!

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nikatyler · 6 years

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I’ve been feeling a little meh about my blog and everything lately, though that might just be another result of me being very stressed out these days. It’s less than two weeks until my prom. Oh, yeah, here in my country we usually have senior proms during months from October to February. Mine is in the beginning of November. I’m actually going to some of my former classmates’ proms as well, this Saturday and then in December, and who knows, I might throw some more in. My anxious ass will hate me for this when the date comes closer. I apparently like to suffer.

I’m also going to an eye doctor tomorrow and I’m a little scared. I haven’t been there for a while and I think my eyesight got worse. But hey, whether it actually got worse or not, I’ll have new glasses. That’s good. I need new ones.

As for the blog, I’ve been slowly but surely working on Roses again. Gen 6. It’s kind of a lot at the moment but I’m just out of practice, I guess. There’s too many sims in the household. The high school story, well...chapter three is coming soon and I’d like to get two more out until the end of 2018. Not sure if I’ll be able to do that after all but I’ll try. I care about that story and its characters way more than I should but what else is new. I know that for you, it’s probably not the most exciting thing ever but listen...some of the dialogues are my best work, okay? Give it a try.

ALSO I FINALLY WATCHED STRANGER THINGS AND IT WAS PERFECT I LOVE IT I NEED MORE PLEASE AND THANK YOU

calm down ron

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melien replied to your photoset “In attempts of being a little more like her “superhuman friend”...”

Tag yourself I'm Val

Honestly who isn’t on this website? I feel like most of us need more sleep, correct me if I’m wrong lmao

melien replied to your photoset “Ross: “You don’t get it, Jordan. I love you a lot, but we’re over....”

I kinda agree that Jordan deserves better lmao

If I remember correctly, MCCC made him go and have a child with one of Ross’s ex-lovers. Later on, Jordan went and married another one of Ross’s ex-lovers. He’s not the only one though, more of them did the same thing. The family trees in this save are messed up, everyone is related to everyone in some way. It’s a small world. *shrugs*

jackssims replied to your photo “I’m slowly losing my mind. Long story short: I’m drowning in homework....”

Omg if they get together I’ll probably scream into the void

Never say never

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “Marika? I haven’t seen her for months. And is that a…does she have a...”

Ohhhhhhhhhhh

Ohhh yeahh

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “This legacy has seriously been blessed with some Good Genes.”

She's a cutie!

She is! I can’t help but compare kids from this legacy to kids from my other sims 4 legacy. Here, they’re almost perfect the way they’re born. Truth to be told, in my Raven Legacy, I had to edit everyone a lot before showing them to the world. If I had said something else, I probably lied.

tiny-tany-thaanos replied to your photo “Exactly two years ago, the triplets were born and gen 4 officially...”

they look gooood

Also happy birthday to them:3

alfalfalegacy replied to your photo “Exactly two years ago, the triplets were born and gen 4 officially...”

They came out really nice! Especially Bianca!

melien replied to your photo “Exactly two years ago, the triplets were born and gen 4 officially...”

Love them! Caleb may be my fav

Thanks guys! They might not be 100% accurate but I still somehow get the right vibes from them, which is more than enough for me. Honestly I’m surprised I have never done this before.

alfalfalegacy replied to your photoset “Hi Zoey, what do you want?” “Hi Bianca. Hi…um…you.” “Sharon,” she...”

"I hate running." - honestly me too Zoey

I love working out but every time we have to run in P.E. I want to die. Also burpees. Burpees and running are my two worst enemies.

tiny-tany-thaanos replied to your photoset “I felt it from the bottom of my heart. I knew I had the potential to...”

Or... To travel between the worlds!

Yeah, Bianca is pretty badass, even though most of her badass-ness was lost in the original legacy because she wasn’t around. I’m glad I can somehow fix it here.

melien replied to your photoset “Hey LMAO!” “That’s new. What do you want, Rosie?” “Will you take...”

This totally made my day thank you I'm living

You have no idea how much I’ve wanted to see this scene happen but I didn’t have enough motivation to do the whole chapter. It was killing me. But hey, here we are, six months later.

melien replied to your photoset “There’s no point in trying to argue with him, seriously. But I swear...”

I actually have a few ideas for you Jacob

Do I wanna know

melien replied to your photoset “He’s been playing with me this whole time…ever since…ever since I...”

I kinda feel like Tyler and Ross would have been besties

I was thinking about this a lot because they’re similar in many ways but...I’m not sure. Tyler is just messing with his friends. He likes joking around. I’m not saying it’s the right thing to do, actually I think this is very insensitive and selfish of him. I can’t stand him in this chapter. Anyway, he’s just kidding. He kind of counts on the fact that no one takes him seriously because he’s been the “class clown” ever since he can remember and so he can do whatever he wants (breaking news Tyler, you can’t). He would never ever actually cheat on anyone though.

Ross on the other hand...he was cheating on everyone and he knew it and he didn’t feel bad about it - for most of the time, at least. I’m not trying to make excuses for Tyler, he is an ass, I’m not gonna say he’s not, but compared to Ross, he’s just a goof who doesn’t think about consequences of his dumb jokes.

pxelatedtrash replied to your photoset “Just to explain what is going on,” Thomas said. “I’m willing to give...”

Was that an indirect comment on My First Pet stuff? Made me chuckle xD

It was! I wrote this chapter around the time My First Pet stuff was released...which explains everything haha. This joke would’ve been funnier if I had taken pictures for this chapter in spring. I mean, the hatred for that stuff pack is kinda dead now, isn’t it? At least I don’t care about it as much anymore.

jackssims replied to your photoset “Ross: “Marika, long time no see! So you’re a mum now? How long has it...”

Hnnnngh

Here we goooo

jackssims replied to your photoset “Ross: “Well, yeah, but I also don’t need a child in my life and you’re...”

Y’know I’m not the biggest fan of Marika, but she’s got some really valid points here

Yeah. Yeah I can’t argue with that. She’s not the best person but neither is Ross

I swear I wanted to reply with something that was really good in my head, I just can’t remember what it is right now. It’s 11 pm and I’m tired. Sorry

jackssims replied to your photoset “Ross: “I can’t take care of a baby!” Marika: “Well, you’ll have to...”

Okay I still don't like Marika overall but this whole interaction has warmed me up to her a little

I hate her for this, actually. She could’ve handled it as an adult, tell him when she found out she was pregnant, instead she did this. Though, again, she had a good point with “Ross being Sunset’s parent too”.

jackssims replied to your photoset “Hey Stella! Yes, the dumb fuck knows now and he took it well. You...”

Omg I love this

Not gonna lie I might like Stella and Val’s friendship more than I love Ross and Caleb’s friendship

#replies #melien #jackssims #alfalfalegacy #tiny-tany-thaanos #pxelatedtrash

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hgfstreamchats · 3 years

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Wolfwalkers

thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:35 PM GOD that voice is so Zim. Y'know, that could be a fun thing to watch! Mimic — Yesterday at 9:36 PM Zim's voice actor tends to stick to what he's famous for though it's weird hearing a zim voice with emotional range thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:37 PM Poor little Zim nerd. Mimic — Yesterday at 9:38 PM I feel like his character was built around the very concept of "long-suffering" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:39 PM Pffffff highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:39 PM "What I'm saying is I'm available, please take me." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:40 PM Ha! This is going to go so well. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:42 PM Small city boy is trying to be a cowboy? Mimic — Yesterday at 9:42 PM yep highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM He's doing his best.

Mimic — Yesterday at 9:42 PM and he's sounding exactly like zim doing it highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:42 PM The stream isn't lagging, that's how it's animated in this segment. Not well. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:42 PM oh that's what's familiar... thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:43 PM I'm sensing a theme Sharpwing — Yesterday at 9:44 PM ohhhhh, what timing. Gotta go, tell me how it ends! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:45 PM fjd;laskdjf Hoo boy Mimic — Yesterday at 9:46 PM little hissy noises thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:48 PM f Pull the trigger highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:49 PM He makes a solid point. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:51 PM So much letting him talk when they could have shot him. Mimic — Yesterday at 9:52 PM hope springs eternal thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:52 PM Ohoho! Mimic — Yesterday at 9:52 PM pretty birb I fuckin' love this movie thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:54 PM :eyes: Well then! highglossfinish — Yesterday at 9:56 PM This had better not be another movie about a child giving up an immortal life of magic for a hideous neglectful mortal family. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 9:57 PM ...Mimic? Is it? "well that's the problem" I love the art here highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Oh, he's doomed. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:00 PM Gotta be. Kid... Mimic — Yesterday at 10:01 PM sorry about that, dogs needed feedin' thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:01 PM this is a great way for someone to get shot Mimic — Yesterday at 10:02 PM and no, it is not that kind of story this is the kind of story where the bad guy is a huge jerk and magic is a way to flip him off and live happily thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:02 PM nice~ Mimic — Yesterday at 10:03 PM this is based off one of the many periods in history where England was basically beating up Ireland for its lunch money highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:04 PM It should have won the Oscar based on the artwork alone. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:04 PM right??? highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:05 PM That and the moral, I'm assuming, isn't "How dare you dream big, disenfranchised and marginalized human?" Mimic — Yesterday at 10:06 PM actually, the villain is the one that believes that thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:06 PM Uh oh. There we go. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:10 PM Oh, for Pit's sake. I mean, at some point, someone she loved was getting shot. It was a question of who and when. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:11 PM noooo, not the bird hehehehe So they just had that ready, huh highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:13 PM They always do. Mimic — Yesterday at 10:13 PM this guy is a complete bag of dicks highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:14 PM His face looks like it's made of genital skin. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:14 PM D: Two days to kill all the wolves in a forest, sounds reasonable Sheepcube. spide! So she IS the wolf, right Mimic — Yesterday at 10:18 PM LISTEN TO THE BIRB highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:42 PM Grow up together, see each other in a new light, raise a litter of magical pups. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:42 PM oh noooooo highglossfinish — Yesterday at 10:43 PM Oh! Well then, a third of the way there. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:44 PM awwwwww aaaaa :heart: OH that's who's in the room... Mimic — Yesterday at 10:48 PM noooooo sad doggo Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:53 PM nfskdgsdf oh no was i connected the whole time?? Mimic — Yesterday at 10:53 PM yup! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 10:53 PM oops thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 10:54 PM gooooooo please, just listen to her for two seconds fffffffff Mimic — Yesterday at 10:57 PM everything is depressing thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:02 PM nooooooo highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:02 PM No one in this movie communicates. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:03 PM how about "I talked to your mother and that's what she said to tell you" Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:03 PM Isn't that true of most movies? Though if she had told her where her mother is, she wouldn't have done anything other than make a beeline to her highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:04 PM "I almost got shot getting to her and somehow all of the bullets missed me." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:04 PM NO YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT BEFORE highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:05 PM "I probably would have believed you before the cage." thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:10 PM God, I hope he dies a distraction! let her oooouuuuuut :heartpulse: highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:14 PM Awww! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:14 PM :pleading_face: thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM NO oh yeah, they have healing powers Mimic — Yesterday at 11:15 PM thank goodness thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:15 PM or, uh is that what this... is nooooooo "and you almost shot me" is that a bite mark on his arm highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:17 PM It is indeed. The mother bit him a while back. thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:18 PM ohhhh highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:21 PM "Our god will make us immune to fire!" thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:24 PM noooooo YES Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM OHHHHHHHHHHH N I C E Mimic — Yesterday at 11:26 PM SUFFER Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:26 PM oh no hes gonna die isnt he NO NO NONNONONOOOOOOOO YES!!! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:27 PM GOOD yes, right onto the spiky rocks Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:28 PM no, bad i think im afraid,,,,, oh wow huh thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:28 PM phew Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:29 PM he...didnt die?? thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:29 PM he didn't die! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:29 PM i really like this movie thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM aaaaaaaaaa :heart: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:32 PM YYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSS thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:32 PM yeah, you kinda SHOULD feel bad Mimic — Yesterday at 11:34 PM WOLVES FOREVER thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:34 PM :heart: :heart: :heart: Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:34 PM highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:34 PM Well, that was flawless! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM absolutely superb! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM YEAH highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I can't think of a single thing I'd change! Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM I love the little girl's design so much, she's just A Little Fluffball thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:35 PM yeah! Mimic — Yesterday at 11:35 PM right? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:35 PM Bounce Bounce Mimic — Yesterday at 11:36 PM Floof thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:38 PM What a tasteful game highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:41 PM More tasteful by the minute! thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:42 PM Where is HE getting all this money Wuh oh. HA Calamity...? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:49 PM ..........social distancing. Mimic — Yesterday at 11:49 PM pfff Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM it-- isn't it supposed to be spelled "beggar king"? also why is that a thing Mimic — Yesterday at 11:50 PM at least it's not as disconcerting as teleporting watson Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:50 PM fgsdfhgjg thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:50 PM Oh my god Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:51 PM why is this game so exploitable Mimic — Yesterday at 11:51 PM this feels like a video game purgatory Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:52 PM this makes me vaguely uneasy thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:53 PM Only vaguely? Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:53 PM there are things that make me specifically uneasy, but this is pan-game uneasiness everything is somehow Quite Wrong ....was that an audio glitch, or a sound effect, because his voice briefly turned into a banjo thenightetc2 — Yesterday at 11:57 PM Well then. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:58 PM That certainly was that. Sharpwing — Yesterday at 11:58 PM it was. also, side question ive been meaning to ask, you mentioned people requesting movies. how do i do that? i have An Suggestion for sometimes, if you want. highglossfinish — Yesterday at 11:59 PM Oh, just fire away. Sharpwing — Today at 12:00 AM The old Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the one with Gene Wilder. I may or may not be requesting because it's one of my favorite movies and they took it off of Netflix and I'm too skittish to pirate it myself. Also because it is ripe with opportunities to poke fun at a million different things. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:00 AM Oooo, yes! That sounds like a fun time. :slight_smile: highglossfinish — Today at 12:01 AM We watched it ages ago, just after he died, but I'm not at all averse to streaming it again! Any opportunity for piracy! Sharpwing — Today at 12:02 AM Arrrrr. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:02 AM yo ho ho! Mimic — Today at 12:03 AM while we're suggesting things, has anyone else ever browsed stupid horror movies on IMDB highglossfinish — Today at 12:03 AM I'm constantly on the lookout for horror movies, stupid movies, and stupid horror movies, so any suggestions are welcome. thenightetc2 — Today at 12:03 AM How about... Zombieland? highglossfinish — Today at 12:03 AM Ooh, absolutely! Mimic — Today at 12:04 AM I love Zombieland. plus, there's the sequel now thenightetc2 — Today at 12:04 AM A sequel! Mimic — Today at 12:04 AM Zombieland: Double Tap https://www.imdb.com/list/ls023868653/ okay, I just want to share this with the server IMDb Horror Movies with Ridiculous Concepts - IMDb Horror Movies with Ridiculous Concepts

thenightetc2 — Today at 12:05 AM Good. Also, I feel like Mirrormask would be a fun stream night idea. Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM The Gingerdead Man?? Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM that one stars Gary Busey! thenightetc2 — Today at 12:06 AM It's not horror, but it's very artistic Sharpwing — Today at 12:06 AM someone made that movie after coming up with the pun, didn't they. Starscreamapillar — Today at 12:06 AM Willy's Wonderland? Mimic — Today at 12:06 AM probably. also it has multiple sequels thenightetc2 — Today at 12:07 AM ...Killdozer. That looks amazing. Mimic — Today at 12:07 AM right??? that's sci-fi channel original movie levels of cheese also, Trail of the Screaming Forehead highglossfinish — Today at 12:08 AM These sound dreadful and perfect. Sharpwing — Today at 12:08 AM .....""Frogs""? Mimic — Today at 12:09 AM Frogs Sharpwing — Today at 12:09 AM That's... just... a nature documentary, POV bugs. Mimic — Today at 12:10 AM OH, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE. the movie co-directed by Stephen King's cocaine habit. Sharpwing — Today at 12:10 AM The Refrigerator?? Mimic — Today at 12:10 AM also, Death Bed: The Bed That Eats thenightetc2 — Today at 12:11 AM I've heard good things about Lord of the Flies Sharpwing — Today at 12:11 AM mutated killer tomatoes. highglossfinish — Today at 12:11 AM I wonder if it's about some sort of bed? thenightetc2 — Today at 12:11 AM ...I want to watch The Blood Beast Terror Sharpwing — Today at 12:11 AM That's just a pitcher plant for humans though Mimic — Today at 12:12 AM I can't imagine why they wouldn't make their title clearer Sharpwing — Today at 12:12 AM the bed, not the blood beast Mimic — Today at 12:12 AM The Blood Beast Terror sounds neat Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM I know the man-eating worms movie is probably terrible, but for some reason I like the title being "Squirm". Not too on the nose, but evocative of imagery probably in the movie. highglossfinish — Today at 12:13 AM "In the United States it was released by Pacemaker Pictures on a double-bill with Slaughter of the Vampires under the title The Vampire Beast Craves Blood. " Sharpwing — Today at 12:13 AM Evil Bong??? Mimic — Today at 12:14 AM there are fuckin' six evil bong movies on Hulu Sharpwing — Today at 12:14 AM WHAT. Mimic — Today at 12:14 AM four sequels and a crossover with Gingerdead MAn, iirc Sharpwing — Today at 12:14 AM wow okay thenightetc2 — Today at 12:15 AM what Sharpwing — Today at 12:15 AM please read the synopsis for Killer Tongue Mimic — Today at 12:15 AM the full summary is a thing of beauty thenightetc2 — Today at 12:16 AM ??? highglossfinish — Today at 12:16 AM "This horror story involves a woman hiding out with four pastel colored poodles in a desert gas station with the loot from a heist while her boy friend does prison time. A meteorite crashes near the station transforming the woman into an alien being with a gigantic voracious tongue and her poodles are transformed into four drag queens. The whole thing grows even weirder as her boy friend escapes from prison and also encounters the meteorite, as does a mute Nun who is converted into a sexy drum majorette. Pursued by the prison officials who are after him, the whole group eventually come into conflict." Mimic — Today at 12:17 AM I fucking love this list page 2 of the list has the movie Zombeavers. Sharpwing — Today at 12:18 AM "A comic-book artist meets a woman on the NY streets, but after a quick flirtation, she suddenly collapses, and is picked-up by an old ambulance. He checks all the hospitals in the area, but the woman seems to have disappeared." Ratchet gets a taste for humans Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM pfff thenightetc2 — Today at 12:19 AM :skull: Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM oh, and there's a really stupid Bela Lugosi movie on this list too. The Devil Bat 'A mad scientist develops an aftershave lotion that causes his gigantic bats to kill anyone who wears it.' Sharpwing — Today at 12:19 AM .....please never let him know I said that --wait, aftershave?? Mimic — Today at 12:19 AM yep highglossfinish — Today at 12:21 AM If there's a movie out there about an evil ambulance, we are fragging watching it. Sharpwing — Today at 12:21 AM why would you not make something more gender-neutral, what if you want to assasinate a random woman via gigantic bat, how are you going to get her to unwittingly put on aftershave It's on the first page of the list, just called "The Ambulance" I believe, if you want to ctrl+F search for it no wait, here https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099026/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb The Ambulance (1990) - IMDb Directed by Larry Cohen. With Eric Roberts, James Earl Jones, Megan Gallagher, Red Buttons. A comic-book artist meets a woman on the NY streets, but after a quick flirtation, she suddenly collapses, and is picked-up by an old ambulance. He checks all the hospitals in the area, but the woman seems to have disappeared.

i forgot i could send links for a minute highglossfinish — Today at 12:22 AM We're watching it. Oh, frag yes, we're watching it next time. Mimic — Today at 12:22 AM holy fucking shit, there's a movie called Rubber A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession. Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM oh no, what have i done highglossfinish — Today at 12:23 AM I'm letting Ratchet know and then we're watching it so very hard. Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM are you planning to tell Ratchet this exists or-- OH NO RATCHET IM SORRY highglossfinish — Today at 12:23 AM I'm not. Sharpwing — Today at 12:23 AM oh nooooooooo Mimic — Today at 12:23 AM do it. DO IT thenightetc2 — Today at 12:23 AM Think he'll join us for it? highglossfinish — Today at 12:23 AM I hope so. I'll try to work him over. Sharpwing — Today at 12:24 AM i would pay to see his reaction, 100% serious ....im also still a little bit sorry a little Sharpwing — Today at 12:25 AM Oh I have heard of that... somewhere Mimic — Today at 12:27 AM btw, this same poster has lists such as 'stupid kids movies' and 'ridiculous shark movies' thenightetc2 — Today at 12:27 AM lots of good ideas here! Mimic — Today at 12:28 AM just gonna leave this https://www.imdb.com/list/ls041237729/ and this https://www.imdb.com/list/ls026096034/ here IMDb Stupid Kids Movies - IMDb Stupid Kids Movies

IMDb Ridiculous Shark Movies - IMDb Ridiculous Shark Movies

Sharpwing — Today at 12:28 AM thank you, this is wonderful ...."Attack of the Lederhosen Zombies". Mimic — Today at 12:29 AM "Sharktopus Vs Whalewolf" Sharpwing — Today at 12:30 AM ....eeEEEeeeeww, the concept of Snakes on a Train is genuinely disgusting Mimic — Today at 12:30 AM yeah sometimes ridiculous crosses over into grossout >P Sharpwing — Today at 12:31 AM "Contaminated grain breeds overgrown, killer rats in this Golden Harvest production. Dachshunds were dressed up as rats for the special effects." Mimic — Today at 12:33 AM it takes some vision to commit to that course of action instead of literally anything else Sharpwing — Today at 12:34 AM And of course, for you... :3 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075809/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb The Car (1977) - IMDb Directed by Elliot Silverstein. With James Brolin, Kathleen Lloyd, John Marley, R.G. Armstrong. A small desert town is terrorized by a powerful, seemingly possessed car, and the local sheriff may be the only one who can stop it.

it's sadly not as pretty as you, but then again who could be thenightetc2 — Today at 12:34 AM Ohoho! Mimic — Today at 12:35 AM Christine's lower-budget third cousin Sharpwing — Today at 12:35 AM Christine? thenightetc2 — Today at 12:36 AM Christine! https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085333/ IMDb Christine (1983) - IMDb Directed by John Carpenter. With Keith Gordon, John Stockwell, Alexandra Paul, Robert Prosky. A nerdish boy buys a strange car with an evil mind of its own and his nature starts to change to reflect it.

It's excellent. Sharpwing — Today at 12:37 AM Huh! Sounds neat-- and silly, but still https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063145/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb 'It's Alive!' (TV Movie 1969) - IMDb Directed by Larry Buchanan. With Tommy Kirk, Shirley Bonne, Bill Thurman, Annabelle Weenick. A loony farmer finds a prehistoric monster hiding in a cavern on his land. To feed his newest critter, the farmer kidnaps three people. The three desperately try to escape and finally, one of them succeeds.

eye tiddies?? Mimic — Today at 12:38 AM sadly, not the first time I've encountered that concept Sharpwing — Today at 12:39 AM .....w.....w.here..........? Mimic — Today at 12:40 AM believe it or not, a highly acclaimed JRPG series. that happened to have an NPC with seventeen breasts scattered around her body highglossfinish — Today at 12:40 AM One of my all time favorite Earth movies, and my favorite Earth love story. Sharpwing — Today at 12:40 AM Oh, who falls in love? highglossfinish — Today at 12:41 AM The car and her driver. Sharpwing — Today at 12:41 AM :O! Mimic — Today at 12:41 AM truly, a love for the ages Sharpwing — Today at 12:41 AM I thought it was gonna end with her taking him over as a vessel tbh thenightetc2 — Today at 12:44 AM Ohhhh, that would have been interesting, too. Mimic — Today at 12:44 AM they grow closer in other ways like murder Sharpwing — Today at 12:44 AM .....i did not think you were going to say murder. highglossfinish — Today at 12:45 AM Don't tell him, but someday I'd like to get the little "Let me tell you a little something about love" monologue inscribed on something and give it to Breakdown. Mimic — Today at 12:46 AM awww, that's sweet~ thenightetc2 — Today at 12:46 AM We won't spoil your surprise! highglossfinish — Today at 12:47 AM Appreciated! Mimic — Today at 12:47 AM sometimes you just gotta woo your honey with vehicular manslaughter Sharpwing — Today at 12:47 AM .......I need to look up this monologue highglossfinish — Today at 12:48 AM https://youtu.be/HYqSugRiG5Y?t=77 YouTube Movieclips Christine (1983) - Love Eats Everything Scene (8/10) | Movieclips Sharpwing — Today at 12:50 AM I love that speech very much very much ........so is this movie like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang but with more murder. Mimic — Today at 12:51 AM more like Herbie the Love Bug... but with more murder and a sexier car. Sharpwing — Today at 12:52 AM Never seen that actually, though with a name like The Love Bug it must be hard to out-sexy him. actual lovebugs are so gross and smushy though, i dont know if the writers knew what they were doing when they named Herbie. Mimic — Today at 12:53 AM 'The Love Bug (sometimes referred to as Herbie the Love Bug) is a 1969 American comedy film directed by Robert Stevenson and the first in a series of films made by Walt Disney Productions and distributed by Buena Vista Distribution that starred an anthropomorphic pearl-white, fabric-sunroofed 1963 Volkswagen racing Beetle named Herbie. It was based on the 1961 book Car, Boy, Girl by Gordon Buford.' thenightetc2 — Today at 12:54 AM It was based on the 1961 book Car, Boy, Girl by Gordon Buford.' Hmmmm. Hm! Sharpwing — Today at 12:54 AM wingman, or love triangle?:smirk: Mimic — Today at 12:55 AM oh my god, I forgot one of the characters was:'Tennessee Steinmetz, a character who creates "art" from used car parts' Sharpwing — Today at 12:55 AM ....Tennessee? Mimic — Today at 12:55 AM yup thenightetc2 — Today at 12:55 AM ...o_o gruesome! Mimic — Today at 12:56 AM right??? Mimic — Today at 12:57 AM por que no los dos? Sharpwing — Today at 12:58 AM .....I've seen sculptures like that, and I only now realize what they must look like I am now imagining statues made out of stomachs and kidneys and the like. jeez earth must be horrifyng thenightetc2 — Today at 1:04 AM Well, I need to go run an errand before the store closes. Goodnight--and thanks for the stream! That was a fantastic movie. :smile: Sharpwing — Today at 1:05 AM https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050720/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb The Monolith Monsters (1957) - IMDb Directed by John Sherwood. With Grant Williams, Lola Albright, Les Tremayne, Trevor Bardette. Rocks from a meteor which grow when in contact with water threaten a sleepy Southwestern desert community.

RoCkS highglossfinish — Today at 1:05 AM Goodnight, night human! Sharpwing — Today at 1:05 AM Oh, goodnight Night!<3 Mimic — Today at 1:06 AM good night friend! ahem. Fungicide What happens when a crazed scientist gets a forced weekend away at a Bed and Breakfast? Mushrooms and mayhem! Death stalks the shocked guests as mushrooms of all shapes and sizes run rampant through the woods! Sharpwing — Today at 1:09 AM https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299712/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb They Crawl (2001) - IMDb Directed by John Allardice. With Daniel Cosgrove, Tamara Davies, Dennis Boutsikaris, Ken Lerner. After a terrifying incident of man, a policewoman detective needs to find a way to stop the creepy horde of roaches before it can kill more people.

This one isn't special, just-- "incident of man"? is that a phrase i dont know or a typo Mimic — Today at 1:09 AM I need to work that into my vocabulary Sharpwing — Today at 1:10 AM "after a terrifying incident of man" Mimic — Today at 1:14 AM Terrifying incident of man sounds like it should be mandatory to describe Florida Man events Sharpwing — Today at 1:18 AM Sorry, I know it's getting late for most of the US, but I do have a genuine suggestion this time https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0026663/?ref_=ttls_li_tt IMDb Mad Love (1935) - IMDb Directed by Karl Freund. With Peter Lorre, Frances Drake, Colin Clive, Ted Healy. In Paris, a demented surgeon's obsession with a British actress leads him to secretly replace her concert pianist husband's mangled hands with those of a guillotined murderer with a gift for knife-throwing.

1935, batshit premise played completely straight apparently Mimic — Today at 1:19 AM this is how surgery works Sharpwing — Today at 1:21 AM .......not to pick at poor Ratchet again, but I'm reasonably sure that in one timeline he did do that, with his own hands. Mimic — Today at 1:22 AM I'd believe it.

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ohhhhhhhhhhh thank you! if its not too much trouble would you mind telling me what hayley atwell has done? its not a problem if you cant/dont want to (i really like seeing you on my dash btw)

Ahh np! While I loved H@yley A+well a lot pre-civil war, she’s been very childish in regards to Sharon Carter’s character, saying things like she would inject herself with a serum and kick their asses, she calls it gross and incestuous, and while I disagree I understand that she’s welcome to her own opinion. (Source: http://m.ign.com/articles/2016/06/04/hayley-atwell-on-what-peggy-would-think-of-steve-and-sharon)

My problem with her occurs as it leads a tirade against Sharon and Emily Vancamp, who already has to not only deal with defending her character in every single interview (ppl already call her useless and say she’s just there to discourage st*cky, which, ok I feel like it has more to do with her 50+ years of history in the comics), but also gets very very little support from the cast. In the past, Emily has been nothing but kind and praising towards Hayley/Peggy, while Hayley takes advantage of her influence over the fandom to encourage hatred towards Sharon which is so Yikes and it’s so /transparent/ that she’s doing it because she lost her job with marvel and her character died (there's an interview from 2012 or 2013 where she says she would put on a wig and play Sharon and she gushed about that possibility but when it doesn't happen she shits on it endlessly, which......lmao).

Imo, it’s childish and rude and it creates and encourages an environment where Emily Vancamp has to be on the defensive all the time lest Peggy stans come for her

#anti Hayley atwell #you've got mail #nonnies

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Scarlet Heart Ryeo: Episode 16 Part 1 (Spoilers)

I don’t want to watch this episode. I really don’t. BECAUSE I JUST KNOW SOME OF MY CHILDREN ARE GONNA DIE AND I CAN’T DEAL

AHH SO FINDS OUT WHERE EUN IS AND GOES OFF AND NOW THE GENERAL FINDS OUT HIS DAUGHTER SOON DEOK IS IN TROUBLE AND RUNS OFF AND JI MONG IS LIKE THIS AIN’T COOL YO IS WATCHING THE FIGHTING LIKE A JERK AND SOON DEOK IS BEING AWESOME AND FIGHTING FOR HER HUSBAND AND TEARING THEM APART AND EUN IS SUPPORTING UGH HE RUNS TO HELP AND PROTECT HER AND PLEADS WITH YO

NONONONONONONONOOOOOOOOOOO THEY KILLED DEOK AND EUN IS FALLING APART “NOT YET” AND “LET’S GO TOGETHER” UGH WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

YO PUT THAT DAMN BOW AND ARROW DOWN I SWEAR

GRRRRRRRAAAAGGGHHHH YO SHOOTS EUN NOOOO WHYYYYYYYY AND THEN HE GOES TO SHOOT HIM AGAIN AND SO JUMPS IN LIKE THE HEROIC BROTHER HE IS AND LOWERS HIS SWORD IN FRONT OF EUN TO PROTECT HIM AND ASKS YO TO STOP AND FOR SOME REASON YO DOESN’T SHOOT HIM JUST TRIES TO GET HIM TO MOVE AND SO WON’T BUT THEN

THEN JUNG SHOWS UP AND TRIES TO HELP TOO AND THEY START FIGHTING AND EVIL YO I HATE HIM SO MUCH SHOOTS MY PRECIOUS DORKY SON EUN AGAIN HOW dARE I AM SCREAMING AND WEEPING THEY ARE PLAYING WINDCHIMES IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE WHAT NO

AND EUN IS IN SHOCK AND PAIN AND LOOKS AT YO WITH SO MUCH HURT AND BETRAYAL IN HIS EYES AND SO IS FREAKING DEVASTATED HE KNEELS AND GRABS EUN AND EUN ASKS IF SO REMEMBERS EUN’S BIRTHDAY AND KIND OF APOLOGIZES FOR WHAT YO MANIPULATED HIM INTO DOING

LIKE IN THESE LAST MOMENTS OF HIS LIFE EUN HAS BEEN FULLY AWAKENED INTO HARSH REALITY WHERE HIS BELOVED BROTHER IS THE EVIL AND MURDEROUS BEAST AND THE FEARED BROTHER IS ACTUALLY THE LOVING AND LOYAL MAN AND OMG COULDN’T HE HAVE FIGURES THIS OUT IN A LESS PAINFUL WAY?? FOR ME AND FOR HIM AND EVERYONE ELSE??? GOSH

UGH I HAVEN’T CRIED THIS HARD IN AGES

LOOK AT EUN GRIPPING SO’S ARM AND SLEEVE AND EUN IS CRYING AND GASPING BECAUSE HE HAS TWO ARROWS IN HIM BUT ALSO BECAUSE HIS WIFE JUST GOT MURDERED IN FRONT OF HIM AND HE DOES NOT W A N T HER TO GO ALONE AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

AND YO DRAWS A FREAKING ARROW YET AGAIN LIKE GOSH DUDE HOW CAN YOU BE SO CRUEL TO YOUR SIBLINGS AND EUN WAIT HEEEEECK NO! HE KNOWS HE IS DYING AND WANTS TO BE WITH SOON DEOK AND HE FREAKING ASKS SO TO KILL HIM INSTEAD OF LETTING YO MAKE HIM A PINCUSHION AND MAKE HIM SUFFER ALL DAY AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY HEART I HATE THIS SHOW

CAN WE NOT

CAN WE NOT MAKE SO KILL HIS LITTLE BROTHER?

AWWWWWWWW SO COVERS EUN’S HAND IN HIS IN A STRONG AND GENTLE AND REASSURING GRASP AND LIKE THIS WHOLE TIME THEY HAVE BEEN STARING INTO EACH OTHER’S EYES AND UNDERSTANDING THE OTHER IN SOME DEGREE AND LIKE SHARING THIS UNSPOKEN CONNECTION OF BROTHERHOOD THAT WAS NOT REALLY THERE BEFORE

GOSH DRAT IT ALL SO IS JUST NOBLE AND STRONG AND LOVING AND SELFLESS AND HE IS GONNA DO IT LIKE NOOOO CAN FATE PLEASE LEAVE MY MURDER ANGST CUPCAKE ALONE CAN’T HE BE HAPPY AND LIVE IN PEACE WITH HIS BROS WHAT THE HECK

NOOOOOOOOO SO STANDS AND YO IS LIKE ??? AND EUN JUST LOOKS AT HIS WIFE AND JUNG IS LIKE HELL NO AND SOO JUST LOOKS SHELLSHOCKED LIKE THIS IS KIND OF TAT PROPHECY COMING THROUGH AND SO RAISES HIS SWORD EVEN THOUGH HE LOOKS LIKE HE WOULD RATHER GUT HIMSELF

THIS!! IS!! THE!!! WORST!!!! SHOW!!!! EVER!!!!!!

UHHHHHHHHH MY FEELS THE MUSIC AND EUN REACHES FOR DEOK

AND THEN DIES

AND I AM DESTROYED MY HEART SHREDDED IT SHALL NEVER BEAT AGAIN AND JUNG LEAPS AND KNEELS AT HIS SIDE CALLING HIS NAME IN DISBELIEF AND GETS BLOOD IN HIS HANDS

AND UGH YO GIVES A WEIRD KIND OF SMIRK?? LIKE IS HE DESPISING JUNG FOR LOVING HIS BROTHER AND NOT WANTING HIM DEAD OR IS HE JUST KIND OF BEING AN EVIL MUAHAHAHA OR LIKE WHAT

AND JUNG AND SO ARE JUST DESTROYED LIKE ME AND SO GETS HYSTERICAL AND IS LAUGHING/CRYING/GASPING I GUESS BECAUSE HE HAS FINALLY ACTUALLY KILLED ONE OF HIS BROTHERS BUT HE WAS FORCED INTO IT AND WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE ONLY ONES WHO WOULD ACTUALLY HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO IT JUST BECAUSE OF HIS BACKGROUND AND I JUST. I HURT

ALSO SOO IS STANDING THERE LOOKING HORRIFIED AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT SHE IS THINKING I HOPE SHE DOESN’T BLAME SO OR ANYTHING BECAUSE HE LOOKS A LITTLE LIKE THE MAD KING IN HER VISIONS UGH UGH I HATE THIS SHOW

GOSH LEE GOON JI KILLS EVERY SCENE HE US IN ESPECIALLY THE ONES WHERE HE IS UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING HE KILLS ME TOO

*TAKES A DEEP BREATH* …*TAKES TEN DEEP BREATHS*

…ok now Yo kind of turns and slinks away. Is he satisfied with the evil he has done? If he has any brains he would kill So and probably Jung at this moment seeing as how they look a mite upset and ticked offf. Why doesn’t he? Because they are his full brothers? Because he kind of cares for them? Because he actually feels a modicum of shame? What

And So stumbles off and Jung just kneels their over his dead brother and Soo remembers all the sweetness and lifhtheartedness and fun of Eun. This hurts me, people. But in a removed kind of way…I am so upset right now that I have wept all my tears and my heart hash transported to some place out of my body where I can see it dying but not feel the throes of pain…

I hate this show

And now the general shows up too late and sees So with a bloody sword. Great…

Oh MY HEART IT IS STILL INSIDE OF ME! IT HURTS. SOO AND JUNG AND THE GENERAL JUST KNEEL AROUND THE BODIES :( JUNG STILL HAS BLOOD IN HIS HANDS

THE POOR GENERAL :(

HE ASKS IF HIS DAUGHTER GOT LOTS OF LOVE FROM THE PRINCE AND SOO SAYS YES THEY LOVED EACH OTHER I AM CRYING AGAIN OMG

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HE IS HOLDING HIS DAUGHTER I CAN’T

NOOOOOOOOO JUNG SAYS HE WILL KILL WANG SO NOOOOO SOO SAYS NO TO GOOD JUNG DROPS HIS SWORD AND YELLS. ME TOO

OHHHHHHHHHHH MY GOSH SO TELLS JI MONG THAT HE MUST BECOME A DOG “A dog that bites it’s owner and takes over its owner’s home.” AHHHHHHHHHHHH HE IS GONNA FIGHT YO, GONNA REVOLT AAAAHHHHHHH. “I WILL BECOME A RABID WOLF DOG.” HE THINKS TO HIMSELF THAT HE WILL BECOME KING OF GORYEO

YO THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU POKE AND PROUD AND KILL AND WHEN YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH BAITING AND USING YOUR BROTHER AS A WEAPON LIKE YOU CALL HIM A WOLF WELL THAT IS WHAT YOU WILL GET. WHICH IS AWESOME AND I AM DOWN FOR YO GOING DOWN BUT ALSO I AM A FEARED THAT THIS WILL ALL HURT SO EVEN MORE IN SOME WAYS AND IT KILLS ME

Wook looks happy. Not.

Baek Ah brings the sad tidings that Eun and Deok were denied a proper burial and we’re thrown into the woods to be food for crows, but that we (him and Woo Hee?) BAEK AH IS THE CARING WONDERFUL AMAZING BROTHER AS ALWAYS WHO ALWAYS KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT IS GOING ON AND USES HIS KNOWLEDGE TO DO THE RIGHT THING (seriously he is always finding out information, and I don’t know how…probably smiles and everyone is bewitched) oh wait Jung helped too

Ugggghhhhhh So is angsting about what he did noooo and also he forgot about the birthday incident? Like really? I love it! That means he actually did forgive Eun and wasn’t holding a grudge and had had enough good things happen to him that he could block that one day out

Ji Mong only now finds the letter Soo left for him. Great.

So goes to see Soo!! On the garden again!! And she runs to him!!!

Oh my HEART! So says she must think him a monster now but she says it was a hard choice. But he asks why she didn’t trust him :( she days she didn’t and that is why she left the letter?

WAIT WHAT THE HECK SO SAYS HE DOESN’T FEEL THE SAME WAY ABOUT HER ANYMORE??????!?!?!?! BECAUSE HE WILL ONLY REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED?! WTF DON’T DO THIS TO ME HE BLAMES HER FOR EVERYTHING WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I HATE THIS SHOW

SHE SAYS LIES. YES PLEASE HE IS LYING PLEASE. BUT HE SAYS NO THEY PROMISED NOT TO LIE. UGH UGH UGH WHY

POOR SO LOOKS WRETCH RIGHT NOW AND IN SO MUCH PAIN AND I THINK HE WAS LYING A LITTLE BUT HE IS ALSO TREMENDOUSLY HURT AND LOST AND UNSURE OF WHAT TO DO

Yo is giving So land and responsibilities…dude do you know anything about love and the anger that arises from the loss of loved ones? Is everything about power to you?

Jung calls Yo out in private and says he will travel the borders and not visit the palace. Yo says cool, but be safe for mom’s sake. And Jung my HERO says nah, “I have lived loke a coward too manay times, I cannot do that.” He is beating himself up for not having done anything to stop Yo and their mom before… “I ought to pay for some of your crimes.” OH MY HEART HE LEAVES SOME OF THE ARROWS THAT PIERCED EUN

and…..now Yo is hearing things? Voices?

Ugh now everyone is hating on So for killing Eun…BUT SURPRISE FLASHBACK JI MONG AND BAEK AH AND SO WENT TO THE GENERAL TO PLOT THE OVERTHROW OF YO AND THE KING SHIP OF SO!!! OH YEAH!!! also the general calls Ji Mong a quack of a man lol but says that he has been predictions So’s ascendancy for years…and that the old king sent So to the general to learn martial arts for that reason!

So doesn’t care about stars but he is done woth murder being the way of things andros wants to become king to stop bloodshed like this from happening…says he will fight to the death and gives them the chance to opt out…Baek Ah my BELOVED SON OF PURE WONDER AND LOYALTY IS LIKE BRO I AM YOUR YOUNGER BRO AND THIS IS MEANT TO BE YOU HAVE MY SWORD

BUT AWW DRAT IT THIS IS WHY SO BROKE UP WITH SOO!!! BECAUSE THE GENERAL WANTED TO SEE WHAT HE WOULD BE WILLING TO GIVE UP FOR HIS CAUSE. UGGGGHHHH MY HEART! And so I can’t really fault So anymore, not seriously. It is not what I want him to do but at least he is being selfless here. The power he seeks is not for his sole benefit but for the country and the kingdom, so what horrors just happened will not occur again :(

I AM EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED

#scarlet heart ryeo #when kdramas kill monica #dang this episode messed me up good #eun and deok did not deserve that #whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy #rude #ah yes let's just kill off the precious young couple who finally found real love with one another #let's make so have to kill eun #who thought that up #writers are evil #speaking of which i hate yo soooo much and want to see him destroyed almost as badly as i want to see wook lose it all #i am just sitting here shocked by this episode #i knew people where going to die but #not like this #the acting though #i want to hug so and soo and baek ah and jung forever #and let's resurrect eun and deok shall we thanks

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