#oh wait right

[ffc1cb]

feel like pure shit just want her back x

#dragon age #inquisitor trevelyan #dorian pavus #pavelyan #oh wait right #the iron bull #is also there lol #i feel a strong need to replay inquisition but also i would rather do anything else. really i just miss my inquisitor #its also been almost 3 full years (what the actual fuck) since i first played dai so the feeling is understandable #winter 2020 i literally spent almost all day every day playing dai. it was certainly a time in my life #art stuff

[timidtresleches]

Sure yes the earth is hungry the earth is thirsty BUT SO ARE THESE MEN. GET THEM SOME FUCKIN NANDOS.

#postal dude #postal #postal 1 #postal 1997 #nottem portant #nottem #not important #hatred #timid art #after they get the food? the store explodes. bye #Oh wait right #oc x canon #oc #self insert #self ship #good night fucking princes

[vanderwoodlings]

Milo and Dan baking bread 💙💙💙

Dan and Milo baking bread!!!! ❤️❤️❤️

The thing is, like. Milo is fourteen. There’s so much of him ahead of himself. He doesn’t know how to handle it, sometimes

And he really isn’t all that good at using his words yet

Dan doesn’t want to push him, not when he’s sitting there with that look that is already so much more legible, more vulnerable, than anything he would’ve gotten just a few months ago. But he knows how to make bread

(And one of the great things about making bread, by the way, is that it has a concrete result. There is nothing intangible about it. You cannot not feel like you did something. I love baking and I think Dan does too)

And so he goes to the recipe box—old-fashioned, paper cards, the kind that he knows is a little piece of pretension but he likes anyway (the kind Serena likes because it’s so pointedly normal, so purposefully anchored in a sense of home)—and he rattles around a little too loudly

By now, Milo just. Arrives. In the kitchen. Just quietly goes for the pantry and starts getting out ingredients, agrees just enough when Dan tells him what else they need

Slowly, usually, he starts to talk—maybe over the dry ingredients, just about his day; maybe angrily as he kneads dough with force; once, carefully, as he first started washing his hands. Sometimes he doesn’t, just nods and says he can do what Dan’s asked him to and lets one of Dan’s playlists sound loud through the kitchen. (Once, when Dan had put on Def Leppard, they’d ended up laughing, dancing goofily, singing toneless and too loud to each other as they waited on the oven. That had been a good day.)

They tear off pieces, today, break through the crust with their fingers, dip it in fancy olive oil mixed with herbs from the cabinet because Vanessa had sent him a bottle and he just wants to use it so he can tell her. Milo laughs at him for it, but he likes the way it tastes

“‘s good,” he declares, mouth still half-full, so unselfconsciously happy that Dan’s heart aches

“It’s one of my favorite recipes,” he admits. Smiles. “We’ll have to make it again.”

#uh yeah. [jazz hands] bread #that fic is important to me you unlocked a thing when you pointed to that moment sorry #dan humphrey #milo humphrey #dan and milo #this is a writing tag #towgd au #asks #terrainofheartfelt #oh wait right #character death / #so deeply vaguely but yeah

[amogusfetichist]

I was doodling in class and I accidentally did this

Look at her

#doodles #teto synthv #kasane teto #fanart #ig? #teto #synthV #utauloid #does this count as an utauloid actually #like it's her synthV design #hmm #what a conundrum for the ages #oh wait right #always reblog 39

[alexanderpearce]

i dont care the close friends instagram stories are getting posted to tumblr because this is making me lose my mind

#i was up in sydney last week and i went to the opera house slash bridge combo so when i rewatched pacrim i was like. wait thats not right #oh my fucking god. GUILLERMO DEL TORO EXPLAIN!!! #pacific rim #shut up ulrike #australia #popular #greatest hits

[pixlokita]

It’s been like 80 years but finally….Page 34

Previous - next - first

#oh my gooooooooooooooosh #next page will be more interesting hopefully #just wait 80 more years yall #my art #fnaf #into the ballpit au #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #fnaf 4 #henry emily #gregory fnaf #Evan afton #crying child #hmmmmm #fnaf au #idk what else to tag once again #oh shit right #it’s pretty mild but #just in case #tw injury #tw bruises #Michael is gonna have fun hearing about that #he already knew this boy was broken tho just didn’t know how #frick -w- #anyway happy Monday #thanks for waiting #💕✨

[electoons]

I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh wait no i forgot j'zargo wants the position and actively wishes you were dead so he can be archmage #and nirya as well. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new archmage's special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities) #(update to clarify the princess is enthir. short king scored a 6'5“ dommy mommy orc with the biggest strap in tamriel congratulate him NOW) #(huge W for the bisexual mer community #L for skyrim as a whole because they were both already insufferable enough on their own and now theyre making each other worse)

[unproduciblesmackdown]

Lackadaisy Enrichment

#in our enclosures!! #video linked as source; which i'm glad to see already has a million views and is trending. That's Right #lackadaisy #WHICH i have been reading since at least '07 when i was thirteen my god b/c this animation is based on the ongoing webcomic #like does its influence show up Directly in some Discrete way i can point to in my art? not very easily probably. And Yet. #the inspiration....i wasn't able to be Regularly Only for at least another year / art done Nonprofessionally Online was novel to me #like wow ppl can make & post fanart of w/e they love huh....didn't know webcomics were a thing & i never really read that many since but. #good god the quality of Lackadaisy at its onset is like this is superb?? this person putting in all their talent and effort??? #and Then you get years & years more art and i don't even know what superlatives to throw out abt its quality as it evolves. obsessed w/it.. #if i see a new lackadaisy comic page i Will be acting out. obviously this animation is a delight & also stunning. and fascinating to also #juxtapose as a Translation / Interpretation of the comic in a different medium & standalone snippet of Story #and that we're not even quite there in the comic timeline; Taking Notes abt character info we get distilledly here....genuinely love like #take it back to '07 i'm like oh boy can't wait for the dream team to assemble. then a decade later when it did? Oh Boy. that is payoff lol #namely hooray for stitches and mudbug at the field office for every passing gangster. killing one marigold associate but not the other #which seems like a promising start to shootouts w/the other dream team triumvirate. i adore that in canon so far mordecai freckle & rocky #have met but only over a nice brunch. re: all intentions anyways. anyways i'm like Gifs Must Be Made while i'm also so riled afresh abt the #comic that i've been sooo hype for for over fifteen yrs now babeyyy Deservedly. i've done a couple of rereads & ought to do another.... #For Interest it'd probably take a few sittings to catch up from the start but there is much to be engaged over....this ongoing story that's #historical fiction prohibition bootlegging cats with plenty of focus on characters & several Mysteries. which i'm better at parsing now lol #like one of the more recent rereads like Oh Of Course x (probably) accidentally killed his y & z took the fall & that's a binding secret... #Not [oh of course] abt the circumstances surrounding a's death & how b & c were involved. nor the ''what's marigold's damage'' mystery #which is great. love to not know things. love that we can readily follow all the emergent drama everyone's wading in nowadays. hell yeah #anyways admire my organized approach to gifs here. four shots each Expressions Atmosphere Action Groupshots #sure might've muddled through gifmaking for this anyways but fr being a huge lackadaisy comic enjoyer for now most of my life helps #and its very Overall Inspiration like. just really getting the [you can really just draw stuff out here] going. fr the art's detail & skill #and that enrichment like i'm gonna have a great time following this. And I Have #you don't expect a crowdfunded indie animation in the mix back then but hell yeah fellas #SIGH ok removing a 4th gif that's broken / not displayed despite reuploading then entirely remaking it. if it's a bug i'll try again later

[cowboythewizard726]

big fan of the gorgeous beautiful man covered in blood and sweat

#FUCK i NEED to EAT THIS GUY #laios laios laios... #laios touden #laios dungeon meshi #laios dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #GET IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW #woah #doo you think he la #laiosssss.....save me laios.... save mee....... #ough bnuguhjh #oh my GOD #hes actually; really beautiful #but i aint gay dont dont go around saying im gay alright #hey babe love when ur experiencing the horrors btw its a great look on you #nned to like sink my teeth into the top of his head or his whole cheek and thrash my head back in forth #im not gay #next post may be him being whimper dog man thing hes so buddy #or when he looks determined or when he looks like a cutie pie #me when the character has a range of emotions and expressions #just wow hes so versatile #but hes so pretty like genuinely i love his face #good face of his right there cant wait to sink my teeth into it #laios #laiosss.

[jewishregulus]

love when ppl make random ass aus for their fave ship that r just nonsensical and crazy . anyways jegulus au in which the potter’s run an animal shelter and usually order their pet supplies online but one day james goes to a chain store and finds regulus, who hates every single thing abt his shitty fucking pet store job and ONLY stays bc having a shitty job getting to pet cats on a leash is better than having a shitty job and not being able to. anyways james sees a twink and loses a few brain cells so he just pretends he has NEVER had a pet before and asks for regulus’ advice to talk to him. in his nervousness james is like “so dogs can’t eat chocolate right hahaha that’s crazy i’d go crazy” and regulus is like “i don’t get paid enough for this”

#regulus black #james potter #marauders era #marauders #jegulus #snake in the lions den #when regulus finds out abt the shelter he’s like wait that’s so sweet what the fuck #and then he’s hit w the earthshattering realization that the idiot regular who always bothers him is actually #incredibly smart and talented and caring and #Oh G-d HIS EXACT TYPE!! THE MADNESS #very inspired by my real life shitty pet store job #Not naming names but a certain chain pet store which has a three letter name should burn #james: so lol dogs should eat right? #regulus: this is fucking unbelievable

[inkskinned]

so one time i got bit by a brown recluse which is one of the only types of spider in my area that's actually dangerous and at first i didn't know what had happened to me, only that it was nasty. the swelling wasn't going down and the wound started to get ugly. i don't want to like get into the details because that's gross but it got to the point 2 weeks later that i was worried enough to go to the doctor, which i hate doing.

i am not afraid of spiders but other people are so i'd been covering it with this big ole square bandage (i needed more landscape coverage than a simple bandaid) and sat in the university medical waiting room, kicking my heels and playing BOTW. the nurse who admitted me was like, oh, we have got to get Tom to cover this one. she wrote spider bite under my ticket.

i waited in the near-empty building for like an hour and then nurse tom shows up in spiderman scrubs, out of breath. "sorry," he says, "i saw - your slip - and I had," he heaves in a breath, "to run home and. get. these scrubs. i literally. ran. felt like a job. for. spiderman."

i laugh. he puts his hands on his knees, thumbs-ups at me. fishes a pamphlet out from under his clipboard that basically says spiders can be scary but you don't need to be scared, there's very few dangerous spiders in new england. "honestly," he wheezes, "we probably don't need to get you into an exam room. just..." he waves his hand at the pamphlet, "read that."

i look down at my arm. then back at him in his scrubs. and then down at my arm. i like that he made an effort to make a joke, but now it does not feel like a good joke, because they are mistaking my calm for a lack of injury. "can i. like. at least show you the bite?"

he gives me kind of a weird look, which is fair, but then says. "if. i mean, if you have to."

i peel the bandage off. his face goes green.

"oh," he says.

"yeah, man."

"a... spider bit you?" his voice is high and tight and trembling. he backs up a few steps.

"i think a brown recluse," i offer. "i know it's nasty, sorry."

"excuse me for a moment." he looks over to the administering nurse on the other side of the small room. "i need to find someone else to take care of you."

the administering nurse smiles over to us with a degree of pleasure that is almost salivating. for a moment, like a window opening, i am briefly aware of what must be a psychic message floating amongst the in-between. her jaguar teeth all say this is like a party for me and i know exactly what i'm doing.

"oh no, tom," she says, grinning. "i gave her to you specifically."

#this is a real thing that happened #i then waited in an exam room for another hour until a doctor was similarly dismissive until he saw it #and then just gave me antibacterial cream which didn't help the swelling lol #it went away on its own like 4 weeks later #but that's like not the fun part of this story #i was just like. suddenly in the middle of someone else's work drama and GIRL #btw found this extremely funny #edit in the tags: oh ! i thought they were native to NE !!! ???? omg #i mean a real doctor really saw the wound and said ''brown recluse'' so i assumed he was right i never googled it #i lived on a mattress on the floor in a house of people who were always travelling #so like i guess it could have been ANY spider??? #omg..... #the way this rocked my whole world

[skillzissuez]

Something tells me that this cat needs to be told he’s loved more often

THIS QUOTE MAKES ME FERAL

#‘oh so we’re gonna study bc we have an AP test tmr; right ?’ #this quote: ‘no <3’ #after the narilamb combo I was done for #true devotion #true devotion fanart #true devotion comic #narilamb comic #narinder fanart #cotl narilamb #narilamb fanart #cotl narilamb comic #narilamb #colt narinder #cotl narinder #narinder x lamb #cult of the lamb narinder #follower narinder #cotl the one who waits #the one who waits #the sillies need healing #cotl #cotl fanart #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl lambert #cult of the lamb lambert #lambert cotl #the lamb #cotl comic #RRAAHH

[tsukana]

tubbo logging on and taking nothing but Ls from everyone

#qsmp #qsmp lb #WAIT ETOILES IS RIGHT TUBBO DC'D DURING THE DISASTER HE FUCKING LOST 30 MINUTES OH MY GOD #qpurgatory day5 #qsmp 110823 #qpurgatory

[casukaga]

realized some things about myself this year 💚💜

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#february: oh shit. i’m ace. so many things abt my life make sense. #last month: WAIT AM I ALSO ARO!!?!?! *fax machine noises* everything makes SENSE #feels nice to understand myself a lil better #saying i’m aroace feels right. feels comfy. #aromantic #asexual #aroace #pride #pride month #lgbtqia+ #lgbtq #lgbt #digital art #casu art #my shtuff

[b0tsbby]

Ya know the drill the tumblr girlies get B0ts art first

( i had to do this in two days for Comic Con don’t hold me to it🛌💀)

#trigun #nicholas d. wolfwood #low-key stampede? #I guess it is we got the gamer punisher #I think I flopped but we ball #trigun stampede #Oh and this was actual PISS STICKS to print #fighting for my life to this day to get the colours right on paper #tbh they even suck on my phone screen #this looks so sex on my iPad TRUST #the colours at least #wait this is technically my first Trigun Fanart #like the first real one #slay #and it goes to stinky boy Tristamp Wolfwood #my boy #my stinky boy that flops in the wind

[justwannabecat]

So one of those Danny gets spat into the DC universe things, but he’s shot out of a Lazarus Pit in Phantom form. The dirty ectoplasm fucked up his memories and all he knows for sure is that he used to guard a portal that, just like this one, was glowing a radioactive green. So when he explains that to Ra’s (because let’s be honest, the guy totally would talk to Danny one on one) Ra’s basically goes “You must have been sent to us to guard our Pits” and Danny, amnesiac that he is, goes “Probably” and goes along with it.

They train him to kill, but each time he does he ends up crying over the bodies he kills. His tears bring them back, but as a thrall. Rather than deal with Pit Madness they’re undyingly loyal to Danny and Danny alone. Since Ra’s can’t trust them to be loyal to him, though, at most they become guards for outside of the base.

One of these guards, despite their loyalty to Danny, sees that Danny isn’t so much happy as he is accepting. And so they go to the one person they know to have repeatedly stood up to the League of Assassins in the past, Batman, and ask for his help. Not to save themselves, but to save Danny and get his memories back.

#danny phantom #dc x dp #dp x dc #danny fenton #imagine Danny with an army of thralls #and he doesn’t exactly like it #but it’s saving their lives #so surely it’s the right thing to do #Ra’s keeps Danny away from the other aspects of the League #as much as he hates it the fact that a Lazarus Pit Demon hates death makes sense #the Batfam would get there expecting a fight #and Danny’s like “oh no I hate it when people die” #Bats: “then why do you work for assassins?’’ #Danny: wait what