#oh my tags

[punsmaster69]

5/APR/20XX

"I DO play with other kids."

"Bunch of us from around the town gather to play kick in the park quite often."

"s'pose that's true."

"jus' wondering if you needed..."

"y'know. 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 kids to hang out with, too."

frisk wordlessly kicked their feet back and forth a few times, bouncing the heel of their sneakers on the dirt.

"Nah."

they gave me a bright smile.

"Monsters are way cooler."

"...alright."

"considering the coolest guy alive is a monster, i can't help agreeing."

"my bro totally turns those tides."

leaning back onto the stairs, they nod their head in agreement.

"though, if you ever changed your mind for some reason-"

"Nope, he's the coolest. No doubting it."

"..about the other humans thing."

"Oh."

"let us know, ok? we'll figure somethin' out."

"..."

"Thank you."

"yeah."

"..also, duck."

"What-?"

a water balloon explodes onto their face, soaking their shirt immediately.

"WHA-"

"SORRY, HUMAN!!"

the coolest monster ever shouts an apology across the yard, bucket piled to the brim with water balloons in his arms.

"I'M not!! NYYAAAGHH!!!"

undyne reaches into the bucket and hurls another balloon at frisk.

they slowly wipe the water from their face.

". . ."

frisk rises, unties the sweater from around their waist, and tosses it on the steps beside me.

they crack their knuckles.

"You're ON."

"Now THAT'S the spirit!!!!"

——

i watch papyrus get pelted with a balloon from behind. yellow petals disappear behind a tree.

"..??"

he grabs a balloon in preparation, looking around confusedly.

the balloon in his hand explodes as another collides into it.

"AGH-?!"

"A SNEAK ATTACK...?"

"FROM WHE-"

water is spilled directly onto his head, no balloons. the skeleton immediately snaps his attention upwards to squint into the trees.

his jaw drops.

"WHAT."

"HUMAN, HOW DID YOU GET- OOOOKAY."

"UNDYNE PLEASE BE CAREFUL AS TO NOT-"

more water drops from the trees like a targeted rainfall.

"HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU MANAGE TO BRING UP THERE?!?!?"

the answer is indeterminate, as another bucket is dumped down. papyrus fails to notice the fluffy lady and yellow dino sneakily passing buckets back and forth to them, hiding partially behind the side of the house.

he continues shouting up at the trees confusedly.

"..."

shrug.

once with a silent "eh, why not?" and another when removing my jacket, then tossing it beside frisk's sweater. i sit upright and take a step down from the porch steps. the next step puts me in front of the hose.

"EEK!"

tori shrieks as i fire the cold water into her back.

"Sans!"

alphys and tori both whip around, caught like deer in headlights.

"𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 it goin'?"

"having fun quad-teaming on my bro?"

"or is flowey part of this?"

a balloon barely misses me, and it definitely wasn't from papyrus, or the two in the tree.

"H-He's..."

"Something."

"sounds about right."

my brother still hasn't noticed, even with the shriek.

"....."

there's almost no hesitation as i spray the hose upwards at the tree.

frisk and undyne shout, and papyrus finally looks this way.

". . . ."

alphys tries to wrestle the hose away from me. after assuring that undyne and frisk return to the ground safely, tori steps in.

i'm picked up off the floor and tucked under her arm like a handbag.

"...hey."

she hands the hose to alphys, who hands the hose to undyne, who fires it at the approaching skeleton.

"THIS ISN'T EVEN A WATER BALLOON FIGHT ANYMORE!!"

disappearing, yellow-petaled sniper strikes again; at frisk this time.

"RAHH! Flowey I'm gonna FIND you and then WATERBOARD you with balloons."

tori adjusts her hold on me.

"There will be no waterboarding your siblings."

"Flowey I'm gonna FIND you and then METAPHORICALLY waterboard you with balloons."

"Better."

frisk runs off to find him.

"can i be freed yet?"

"No."

there's a fight over the hose between papyrus and undyne. alphys is trying to not get caught in the collateral splashing.

"can't hit you with the hose water if they're fighting over it."

"might as well put me down."

"I suppose that is a fair point."

".....so, can i be put down then?"

"..No."

tori quickly carries me through the backdoor of the house while grabbing a small bag set beside the door.

in the kitchen, the bag is placed onto the counter; where she also sits me. in two seconds flat, i'm handed a full water gun, taken back outside, and lifted onto her shoulders.

there's a calamity as we attack, and a scrambling to get their own guns and make a team. a flustered alphys is lifted onto the shoulders of undyne and papyrus. a truly intense water gun war ensues.

——

i'm handed a irritated-looking wet flower.

"blow dryer or rag?"

"Blow dryer."

"ok."

toriel rubs a towel over frisk's head, as they grip a towel around their shoulders.

the door stands open while undyne and papyrus attempt to shake the water off themselves like dogs on the porch.

"probably gonna have to dump your pot out."

"root rot'll getcha otherwise."

"It won't 'get me'. It isn't a creature."

"do you know that?"

"..."

"don't you know what root rot really is?"

"It-"

"the root rot goes after rotten flowers."

"creeping and seeping in, slowly but surely..."

"infecting and decaying you from the inside-"

toriel gives me a look.

"Sans, please stop trying to scare Flowey."

"just warning him."

"It's NOT a creature!"

"Y-You're tracking water still, Sans."

sure enough, slipper-shaped puddles by my feet.

"whoops."

"Let me get him."

alphys hands me a towel and nods to the hair dryer i'm currently aiming at the flower.

"ok."

i glance to undyne and papyrus again. the rattling of his bones is aggressive.

"still gotta change clothes, bro."

"you too, undyne."

"Damn."

"DARN."

"Er- Yeah. Darn."

"WASN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?"

"No, I-"

"Uhh, yeah!"

"Yeah."

"It totally was."

——

undyne lifts an almost-asleep alphys up to pack home.

toriel helps make sure frisk and flowey are sorted for going to bed.

papyrus stands with mettaton (who showed up to accompany alphys) outside the front door as he excitedly recollects the events of our day to him.

i tiredly zone out.

last thing i remember is gettin' carried.

#undertale #journal #sans #frisk #sans and frisk #frisk and sans #papyrus #papyrus and frisk #sans and papyrus #papyrus and sans #skelebros #toriel #soriel #sans x toriel #toriel x sans #flowey #undyne #alphys #papyrus and undyne #sans and undyne #sans and alphys #sans and flowey #flowey and papyrus #oh my tags #mettaton #papyton

[snakesinsocks2005]

Pin for survivors

#snake hisses #Not putting this in my art tag #boop #scheduling this for midnight #edit: huh so its still going huh. oh well have it early

[pixlokita]

friendship (?) sillies ✨💕

#my art #the amazing digital circus #tadc #oh god i have to tag them all #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc gangle #tadc ragatha #tadc zooble #tadc caine #tadc bubble #tadc kinger #that’s everyone ??? #okay -w- #going back to fnaf now

[arunneronthird]

pov you just tried to express an opinion in a wayne party. youre a super

#i think keeping the sunglasses for alfred was relevant to the narrative #the only person having fun is jason cause he craves chaos #oh god the tags #batman #bruce wayne #dick grayson #damian wayne #tim drake #duke thomas #cassandra cain #alfred pennyworth #jason todd #dc comics #my art #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well.

[bacchuschucklefuck]

beautiful! majestic!

#riz gukgak #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #saw someone else's art that was so cool I blacked out for a few hours and woke up to this on my screen #foolish of me to have the thought ''oh he's smoking he's absolutely lighting these cannons with his smoke right'' and then #almost not draw it #like. cmon #bringing over my tags from another post here. I think firing those cannons was like the closest this kid's come to a moment of mindfulness #kid was doing self searching n introspection on top of those guns. eugenia got there at the breakthrough #I believe in you baby boy. rob a bank get that tuition the world is your oyster

[erabu-san]

I enjoyed every second of this quest

[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]

#my art #genshin impact #genshinimpact #tighnari #genshin impact tighnari #daily tighnari #cyno #genshin impact cyno #please do not tag as ship thank you #i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth #i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭 #i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it #but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON #NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY #sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction #i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr #SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS #oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME #and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I- #tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari. #no i wont i am lazy. #good night to them

[salamispots]

dream wip

#wip #artists on tumblr #flotsam diaries #arrhghhgg happy I got the textures I was aiming for #I was gonna go sleep but eve's song kororon really got me :'D #cough you can see the full image on uh instagram story if you don't wanna wait haha #technically this one's not a wip but wanna draw some others/make it a set #might tweak the octo though #anyways nOW I will sleep #muffled laugh #edit: oh!! thank for you radar tumblr staff :0 #but also radar putting my post tag ramblings on bLAST LMAO

[the-chosen-half-of-one]

Achievement unlocked: discovered piece of media at exact right time in your life to experience maximum peak emotional impact and infatuation

#tv shows #movies #this is about me watching buffy as a teenager #and absolutely sobbing #fandom #relatable #textpost #love seeing the media people tag this as it’s nice #also person who tagged Megamind realest response I watched that movie 21 times in a row as a kid #oh god my new piece of media was not what I expected oh no oh god will not be saying its name

[orionis13]

This moment brought to you by ice feast

#art tag #starchive #fantasy high #fhjy #riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #porter cliffbreaker #fhjy spoilers #i did this so fast i thot the scene was cool and i had to get itnout of my system #the values got away from me a little but oh well its just kinda hard to read hdjshf #and i liked the visual of riz in the floorboards and lava shooting porter while gorgug had him grappled #cool moment i thought

[desperatecheesecubes]

This man is so delighted to see misfortune fall upon his enemies

#mine #dungeon meshi #I can’t believe y’all got this to 1K #oh good lord now it’s at 1.5K #holy fuck we’re at 2K #I ain’t got nothing for 2.5k #3K my bewildered #I need a tag for 3.5k now?! #I gotta come up with something for 4K now? #stop this we’re at 4.5k now

[cartarg]

kitty of some sort

#been doodlin... #oc #original art #cat #illustration #digital art #artists on tumblr #only rly drew these to satiate my desire for a long skirt. one day i will find u #edit: RAGHHHH the last one feels so plain i wanna add more to it... oh well.... just know its not to my Standards >:T #edit edit: WOWIE ty for all the love on this one!!!! and to everyone saying gender in the tags. u get it u get it <3 <3 <3

[plumadot]

she laughed, and seemed almost surprised by it. he briefly wondered if maybe she hadn't laughed in a long time - if maybe she'd believed she'd forgotten how to.

#oh boy #i hope you like this waaaa #plume art #plume dnd au #i'm not main tagging gkfjdkgjf #this will reach the intended audience for sure #by which i mean my followers :D

[wasabi-gumdrop]

Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!

#running from my responsibilities (drawing armour) by imagining post canon Kabru fashion #minor spoilers in the tags! #royal advisor Kabru’s office is probably overflowing with gifts from foreign dignitaries eyeing him up for marriage #and sacks of perfumed letters from Melini citizens #Marcille would be so sick of it #Laios also has his fair share of proposals #Yaad is like … boys spare us all and pick a suitable candidate already #well Yaad there’s a saying that goes two birds one stone #anyway lol #someone might have suggested to Laios ‘hey Kabru works so hard. you should show your appreciation.’ #Laios (blushing sweating): uuuh how do i do that #Marcille probably: i hear it’s customary to give your royal advisor flowers the same colour as their beautiful blue eyes #Laios: well if you say so #but he starts having second thoughts bcs what if the gift is too romantic #so then Laios is like oh i know i just won’t sign it (: #fool proof plan Laios good job #totally not taking into account that Kabru can recognize his penmanship at a first glance #so at their next meeting Kabru is like ‘i wonder who my secret admirer in the castle is 😉’ #and Laios sweats so hard he falls out of his throne #doesn’t Kabru of Melini have a nice ring to it #better yet …. Kabru Touden #much to consider #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #kabru #kabru of utaya #labru #if you squint #wasabi doodles

[dawnatlas]

neil "i stopped paying attention 20 minutes ago im just happy to be with my family" josten (with one notable exception)

#art #artists on tumblr #fanart #aftg #all for the game #all for the gay #aftg trilogy #aftg fanart #andreil #aftg andrew #andrew minyard #aftg neil #neil josten #oh my god i have to tag all the foxes #renee walker #allison reynolds #dan wilds #matt boyd #kevin day #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #my art

[morganpdf]

Lost my fucking mind at a red light today

turning off reblogs bc im tired of terfs in my notes. anwyays trans people are sooo much cooler and sexier than cis people but especially terfs. bye

#morgan.pdf #oh i forgot to tag SORRY </3 #suggestive // #i fucking SCRAMBLED for my phone. i read it and went 'that doesnt really say that does it' #havent checked this on desktop where i have shinigami eyes but this is breaching containment #if u reblog this post u acknowledge that trans people are sooooooo swag #yeah ok terfs are touching this post now. die 1000 deaths (shinigami eyes on for free blocklist<3) #5k #10k #20k #banger.pdf #edit: i only respect the person who tagged this with a transformers character. thats so funny holy shit

[caruliaa]

staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !! #bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!! #oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)