#oh god he would HATE that

[impishtubist]

AU where Harry doesn’t die at Godric’s Hollow - but Voldemort isn’t defeated, either. Sirius arrives to find Voldemort in possession of his baby godson and refusing to give him up (b/c, shit, that’s one powerful baby, and Voldy wants to harness that power!). 

No one knows that Sirius isn’t the traitor. It’s easy enough to explain to the remaining DEs - all Voldy has to say is that he’s the only one who knows that Sirius was working for him, and they’d all believe him. Voldy blackmails Sirius into playing along. He’ll keep Harry at his, idk, lair or whatever, but Sirius can also live there and raise Harry IF he goes along with the ruse that he was the Secret Keeper who betrayed the Potters and IF he allows Voldy to spirit Harry away whenever he wants to study him/his magic.

So now Sirius is pretending to be a Death Eater, has to allow the whole world (including Remus) think he’s a traitor, has to keep himself from murdering Wormtail (unless Wormy is off living as a rat somewhere??), and has to keep Harry safe while secretly trying to figure out how tf to get them out of this situation.

idk is this anything

#this is NOT a tom/harry or voldy/harry prompt dear lord #voldy does not give one shit about this kid except to study him and his powerful magic #sirius still raises harry but uh he has to pretend to be evil #maybe he even has to go along on some DE raids and kill some people just to keep up the ruse???? #omg maybe he confronts remus while keeping up the ruse and can't let him know the truth???? #god sirius would be SUFFERING so much #the only bright spot in his life is harry and watching him grow #good godfather sirius black #imp fic prompt #someone write this or send me a link if it's already been written #BUT NO HARRY/VOLDY OR HARRY/TOM #omg wait what if sirius has to make nice with his batshit cousin #and that means he has to sometimes sleep with bellatrix #oh god he would HATE that #but he'll do anything for harry... #sirius black #harry potter

[thatonedudeinthecorner]

Love you Zukka you really are that blue gumball and the hot topic. Unrelated news about the state of the island….

#memes #my crappy art #art #fyp #kay draws #avatar #avatar the last airbender #avatar aang #sokka #zuko #katara #toph #toph beifong #zukka #zukka fanart #atla art #atla fanart #atla #rip Zuko you would’ve loved shadow the hedgehog #I love that the ship dynamic of zukka is really like oh my god I hate him he sucks and I….forgot his name #Zuko would write down the name of each gaang member on the palm of his hand #I love them #Katara is so cool #I wish I knew how to draw #I think Sokka deserved a gun

[potatobugz]

its like this, basically

#demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny #I THINK! MAYBE! I HAVE NO SELF CONFIDENCE #BUT UR GONNA LISTEN TO ME RAMBLE ANYWAYS. SANEMI DOESNT HATE GENYA!!!!! #yes he is mean to genya no im not saying its justified in any way #hes doing it ON PURPOSE he is trying 2 DRIVE GENYA AWAY #he wants genya to stay as far away from the demon slayers as possible bc he knows how dangerous it is #and this is his way of trying 2 protect him!!!!!!! #because genya is his ONLY REMAINING FAMILY MEMBER !!!!!!!!!!! #his actions are not GOOD but it does annoy me when ppl make him torment genya for shits and giggles #like he would not do that #you understand #anyways i love drawing these 2 so so much especially genya oh my god #genyas blank. vacant. wide eyed stare is so important 2 me i love drawing him furever and ever #ALSO IN LOVE W THE “FREAKISHLY TALL” GENYA HC #LIKE ITS NOT MADE OBVIOUS IN THIS DRAWING BUT. ough. so good. bean pole #i want to pat him on the head gently #sanemi has the vibe of like a stressed out chihuahua #demon slayer tier list how likely is it for each character to bite someone #ME WHEN TRAGIC SIBLINGS. ME WHEN TRAGIC SIBLINGS. ME WHEB #its ironic then that the whole reason genya joined the demon slayer corps in the first place was bc #he wanted to become strong like his brother. to get his attention #hey wanna see how hard i can cryFFSSSSSHHHHHWWWGGGGHHJJJJ #potatart #sanemi shinaguzawa #genya shinazugawa #GIRL I FORGOT TAGS </3

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Los Chicos Peleandoooooo

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #song lan #xue yang #I know it makes jokes less funny if you explain them but I feel like I gotta for this one: #xue yang’s Spanish here is playing on the fact he’s a beginner (using a commonly taught phrase) #combined with the fact that he’s clearly taking what he’s heard Xiao Xingchen use. #of course XY would want to know how to cuss someone out in another language. Do you think XXC would teach him how? Nope. #XY would ask ‘How do I to someone I really hate them?’ #and XXC would say ‘You tell them ‘Te Amo Mucho’ :•)’ #As FAR as XY is concerned he knows *so* many swears. These words are just terms of endearment. #XXC would not swear or cuss anyone out but he *would* punctuate phrases with general terms of endearment. #More so directed towards A-Qing but Xue Yang has been proven to be a decent indirect learner. #That said he has also been shown to Not Quite Get The Nuances (consequences of observational learning). #Sadly he never had a good observational model for love or compassion B*( #Spanish speakers please oh god please correct me if I biffed something badly here. I can fix it.

[lunarharp]

scribbles... pre-relationship onsen trip

#witch hat tag #orufrey #partial nudity / #cause i miss the onsen. it feels silly to say 'pre-relationship' bc you just know their anniversary is going to be the date oru moved in #ignore my weak attempt at painting qifrey's face. i want to get better at that style lol..better at everything..oh god i am trying #might be getting the hang of it at least #i feel like zozah has european mores in that being uhh naked around ppl is probably a bit like. Whats all this then #but sensei purposefully puts in japanese flair - sake bowls - sitting on the floor - they are japanese men. To me. Get in the bath :) #but to oru it would feel more normal and to qifrey it would NOT - they do have those public baths at the assembly #but he was surely in the corner wanting to die and splashing himself once and then running away hating everyone #beldaruit will have a private bathtub with claw feet that his carers help him into - good god let that kid use it too

[daily-crowley]

Crowley Of The Day: gorgeous 😍

(I used up all my hashtags that I couldn’t do my usual GO tags that I always do lol I don’t care)

#personal update #I got into Trolls #but I mean really really really into it #new fixation the brainrot is unstoppable #it’s all I think about I’m to the point that I need all Trolls content to survive #all Trolls content HAND IT OVER! merch fanart fics ALL OF IT #I’m so in love with Branch Floyd and John Dory #Rock Zombie Branch is sooooooo #and so I’d Rock Zombie Poppy #I AM THE NUMBER ONE JOHN FORY DEFENDER LEAVE HIM ALONE HE DID NOTHING WRONG AND DOESNT DEAERVE THE HATE HE GETS #I need what Broppy have oh my fucking god it’s so cute the love they have for each other it’s consuming me #and I need more of Branch and Clay those two rule following safety loving nerds would have such a great relationship #DID YOU SEE CLAY FAWNING OVER BRANCH WHEN THEY REUNITED SQUISHING HIS CHEEKS #THATS HIS BABY BROTHER AND HES AS CUTE NOW AS HE WAS WHEN HE WAS A BABY #AND THE ENDING WHEN HE TOLD HIM HE WAS SORRY FOR MISSING HIM GROW UP BUT COULDNT WAIT FOR THWM TO HANG OUT NOW #everyone focuses on Branch and Floyd but I NEED BRANCH AND CLAY #Speaking of Floyd I love him so much. he’s all I think about. that is if I’m not thinking of Branch #John Dory is everything to me? like I’m obsessed with him in a different way. like I said I’ll defend him every single time #BRUUUUUUUCE!!! 💞💞💞💞💞 #Trolls 3 is still in cinemas and I’ve literally been going to rewatch it once a week #no joke I’m going again this Wednesday #AND I HAVE THE FILM AT HOME! I have all 3 of them and I watch them every day #I’m telling you the brainrot is unstoppable I am going insane #People apparently don’t like when I talk about any other interest of mine especially Trolls #it’s like I’m almost not allowed to talk about anything other than Good Omens #so since people don’t like me doing permanent posts YOU’RE GETTING IT IN THE TAGS #okay I’m done…. for now. #Crowley #Crowley Of The Day #Good Omens

[puppydoggraham]

My beef today is with people who legitimately think Will actually hates Hannibal and that hannigram is one sided

#like he’s a bitchy little brat that doesn’t mean he actually hates him!!!!! #inspired by seeing a slew of art on Pinterest where it’s depicted like will can’t stand Hannibal #and yes I joke about that too but it’s jokes and I know that’s just the dynamic #I am convinced some people think hannigram is just Hannibal pining and will not liking him #you guys do know will actually likes Hannibal… right? #directed not at tumblr bc hannigram tumblr would never #y’all get it #tldr I think the overdone trope of will hating Hannibal is irritating and I think a lot of people actually believe he hates him #hannigram #just bc will doesn’t express his love like Hannibal does doesn’t mean he fr actually hates him oh my god #dude threw himself off a cliff with Hannibal and we still have people out here questioning his love #anyways I like writing Will as awkward when it comes to Hannibal’s affection towards him and unable to express #or bitchy until Hannibal does something and he folds

[heartfullofscience]

I get why people often headcanon sampo as very promiscuous like I get where they're coming from but personally I just think the man is absolutely rizzless. Idk I think it's a combination of the disproportionately negative attitude of pretty much everyone towards him and just his general way of talking. I just think he'd go up to someone and say some cheesy ass pickup line and they'd promptly kick him in the balls

#I swear to god there's got to be some actual reason people canonically hate him #like I get it he's a con man but even the protagonists generally dislike him and he really didn't do anything bad to them at all #I want it to be a curse or something I think that would be funny #cursed to have absolutely negative rizz #oh and I need to be clear he's one of my favorite characters in the game for exactly this reason #this is not sampo hate in the slightest #sampo koski #hsr sampo #honkai star rail

[bruciemilf]

the most enraging aspect of art is knowing exactly how you want it to look and yet. And yet.

#FUCK OFF I JUST WANTED TO DRAW KITANA TRYING TO EXPLAIN HER TASTE IN MEN #mind you Johnny and her would be besties #and he’s being an absolute dick like ‘oh come on you can’t reject me im the Bread of the Earth. Jesus would so pass me around.’’ #and she’s like well my affections do lie elsewhere. and he’s like #yeah with cobra Kai mr myiagi I know I know. ‘’…well actually…’’ #‘oh my god. is it raiden? if it’s raiden im gonna faint. that’s so cute.’ ‘no…’ ‘Tomas? cool. oh Kuai Liang? it’s GOTTA be Kuai Liang. ‘ #‘no…’ ‘I mean. never saw you and Sonya coming. but—‘ #‘no… it’s…um…’ *que Havik ripping himself into pieces just to beat the shit out of someone more effectivevely* #Kitana: INTENSE BLUSH. #Johnny:……………..GIRL. BE SO SO SO FUCKING FOREAL. #art #I HATE ART. WITH EVERY ANGRY PUMP OF MY HEART I HATE IT #I love u art #mk1 #kitana #havik #I WANT THESE TWO TO KISS BAD

[beanghostprincess]

Law would love "House" and Sanji would love "The Bear" yes, but have you considered both of them watching Love Island together

#because i think they'd enjoy talking shit about people together #love island parties and it's sanji law nami and usopp judging people #i just think sanji would be into reality shows like REALLY emotionally invested #and nami would wonder how much they get paid for this shit and if she could make zoro go with her and cause drama #law would say he hates it but then he stays to watch the whole thing #law: how can you watch this garbage / sanji: you're watching it too / law: bc my annoying roommate is doing it and he won't let me read #law a minute later: she's such a fucking liar what the hell is wrong with her can't she see he's being HONEST OH MY GOD- #sanji: garbage you say / law: shut the fuck up #lawsan roommates au when #'and they were roommates!' and they share netflix account #one piece #trafalgar law #black leg sanji #lawsan

[grahamcore]

hannibal lecter with an american accent would be infinitely scarier and more terrifying

#imagine him saying all that insane unhinged shit to will but he just sounds like he’s from the midwest holy shit i hate it #or an actual baltimore accent??? fucking horrifying oh my god #somehow i think his actions would feel more irredeemable if he didn’t have that lovely little accent going on. i trust gay europeans idk #hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannigram

[wickjump]

shaking like a wild animal because people in the wc fandom can not accept that a female character, even one that you don’t like, maybe isn’t at fault for everything and maybe just maybe she is indeed a victim of other characters’ mistreatment and maybe just maybe you need to take a step back and stop being an apologist for every mediocre male character out there, and your personal hatred of this character shouldn’t be a determining factor in how valid you view their mistreatment

(this is about like 5 different characters and can be applied to most fandoms)

#if you hate a female character over fucking thistleclaw (canon pedo) dni like you’re gross for that one lmfao?? #do not say ‘i agree except for xyz’ that means you’re wrong and don’t get it because chances are i’m talking about xyz #i deadass saw someone say yellowfang abused raggedstar i am so done #so so so SO done #rainflower is the one female character i actively dislike #because she abused a child. #‘What about mapleshade?’ i like her #‘she killed people!’ yeah my favorite characters tend to do that. guess what villain means guys #‘squirrelstar?’ her number one fan #she did nothing wrong oh my god #‘nightcloud you gotta hate nightcloud’ no i would kill for a plushie of her warrior cats pls hear me out #‘she lashed out at crowfeather’ and crowfeather lashed out multiple times at their teenage son who was being groomed!!! lol he deserved that #no 1 crow hater i’m so sorry #never liked him even b4 i started adoring nightcloud #i want a nightcloud plushie :( she’s one of my faves #dirtynoodles… dirtynoodles save me… give me a nightcloud plushie…. #warrior cats #BE NICE. #squirrelstar #nightcloud #mapleshade #BE NICE…

[teamfortresstwo]

“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

#Timelias #guys c’mon it would be sooo fun #Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since #the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight #And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much #knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so?? #Jonah would love him sm #Also while I don’t think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could #Like I’m pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim could’ve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty #but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an #d also and avatar and peter just couldn’t care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking #action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnus’s less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of #helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him. #Also I’m just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333 #Elias Bouchard #Jonah Magnus #TMA #Tim Stoker #oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so he’d probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten #while researching #the magnus archives

[todayisafridaynight]

reasons number A Million why not every rgg character needs to be +6ft he looks so fuckin stretched out. actually got put in the willy wonka taffy puller

#snap chats #do you guys know how obsessed i am with this picture its the funniest shit ive ever seen in my goddamn life #why the fuck kume actually look like a politician. Like No Shit but he just /looks like a politician/ yk #oh my god wait its cause he literally looks like ben shapiro i fucking hate this game #i just know aoki put a gallon of hand sanitizer on his hands after that photo shoot jesus christ #THE BACKGROUND stop. #AOKI LOOKS SO LANKY. SICKLY EVEN ITS SO UNNERVING #theres a politician over here God Help Me Remember His Name #JOHN FETTERMAN. GOD HE SUCKS AND HE'S 6'8 LKE WHAT THE FUCK LITERALLY FUCK OFF #would actually make aoki look normal sized ANYWAYS. laugh at this picture with me #petition to retroactively make aoki 5'6 or 5'7 or god even just 5'10 i dont fucking know #i dont usually fuck with canon heights cause im a COWARD but i already fuck with aoki's body (pause) as is #AND YET ITS SO FUNNY SEEING HIM BE TALL AS DICK NEXT TO EVERY OTHER MFER #the worst part about this post is that i know exactly what im referencing and its not a taffy puller #in the tim burton charlie and the chocolate factory movie some bitch ass kid goes in a tv #and he's super teeny and the only way to reverse it is to just Stretch Him Out #tho now that im recallnig i think they did put him in the taffy puller.... lol... #ok this post is done bye

[feelslikegold]

while I understand what this person is saying….the difference in how their partners are treated makes no sense to me lmao. I have seen the other partners (some who might argue are just as if not more private than josh’s) be included in fic??? with tabs kept on all of them to the point where fans even notice *instagram comments* left from them???? it’s so funny that only josh gets this kind of treatment when every other relationship (hannah doesn’t count) is obsessed over by fans…..

we don’t know for sure what jenny was to danny and yet why do I still see people casually mentioning her and posting about what she’s up to when her socials were private too while she was with him????? she was clearly very private and yet……?? people obsessed over talking about them…..

respecting their privacies should be happening, but respect all of them? the same? 😭 josh’s partner is treated like a curse if he’s mentioned which is pretty respectful ig, but why are there tiktoks of other partners along to the sound of “she’s getting that dick” like it’s just SO so fucking weird to me that this fandom does not respect women no matter what and has also treated josh so oddly when he came out 😭

#if ron’s photos were taken from a private account and leaked then that’s absolutely one thing but I will never get over just how weird this #fandom acts towards josh the second they learned he has a male partner 💀 #if you’re going to play the respect card (which is appreciated/should be the standard as fans) you need to respect ALL of their partners??? #if you’re weird about only josh………it’s actually weird :’) #ok rant over #I just cannot handle hypocrisy 😭 #god josh himself is going to post wedding photos one day to his instagram and fans are going to be so weird about them 😭😭😭 #respect josh’s privacy always but don’t basically re-closet him after coming out??? I just do not understand it #(in the terms of him posting wedding photos…not rn because he doesn’t share much of his private life still) #but if he had an issue with ron’s photos they literally would not have been posted ?????? ron adds all fans as friends and his facebook is #very public……..he’d know what josh is and isn’t comfortable with 😭 #also don’t twist my words bc clearly if you’re cropping josh OUT and only posting his partner that is so fucking weird 🧍🏻‍♀️like. #just be normal!!!! just be normal oh my god #you don’t even have to make 3738392938 tweets like this like literally just be normal and leave ALL of their partners alone 😭 #except miss hannah because she might die from lack of attention 💔 #also ignore me bc I have to run my mouth or *i’ll* die #also hate to be that bitch but *some* treatment towards josh really is homophobic lmfao but I will not get into that rn when I have already #yapped this much <3

[all-thestories-aretrue]

I've had this for a while and idk if I'm actually going to do anything with it, so have these five sentences about Neil and Nara.

Nara presses a joint into his hand, holds him as the world slips away, as his thoughts slip away. This is why he was made, she says, shushing his frantic speech. He believes her.

She carves up his memory to extract seemingly nonsensical visions, plies him with kalif and pleasure until they blur and he remembers neither.

#path of night podcast #oh god do i even have a fic tag???? #my fic #in my head neil and nara's relationship is incredibly dysfunctional #like sorry you dont give your lover with a known substance abuse problem more drugs #thats just not healthy #nara love to hate her 😂 #but in reality we just dont know that much about her so im able to make her do whatever i want bcuz im evil 😈 #i would love for this to be a full fic one day #but ive had this over a month now and still done nothing with it #🤷‍♀️ #“if shes offering he wont say no” lives in my head rent free