#offline au

[anonomi]

live footage of me and a spy bot on offline badwater

audio

#tf2 spy #tf2 sfm #spy tf2 #sfm #tf2 #team fortress 2 #horror #putting this bad boy here cuz im too lazy to upload to yt rn #i dont usually do low fps animation like this but it was rly fun #offline au #the player #a glorified toaster with legs #AGTWL #yes thats the spy's name #one of them #tf2 training mode au #myart

[mistergreatbones]

Batfam X Encanto AU, with powers decided by their ages (it kinda got away from me at the end)

As the baby of the family, Damian gets Antonio’s animal speaking powers and absolutely is living his best life

Skipping Duke since he has his own powers already, we have Tim as Mirabel and Steph as Camilo. As tempting as it would be to switch them, I think there’s great angst potential in Steph never being sure if Bruce actually values her or just finds her powers useful.

Also angst in Tim being the only one without powers having to work to prove himself and Bruce being terrified as Jason has Luisa’s strength and was still struck down.

Outside of that Jason’s power doesn’t change that much, neither does Dick with Isabela’s powers, just now uses vines to swing around. Cass is a bit weird because she’d have Delores’ power, so now you have a girl who hears everything but can’t understand it. I mean it’d be helpful in the field, but I imagine it would get overstimulating quickly, especially trying to focus on one conversation while she’s just starting to learn English.

Finally we have Alfred, Barbara, and Bruce. I picked a random triplet for each since they’re the oldest, so Alfred gets magic healing cooking, obvs, Babs gets Bruno’s powers to match her Oracle branding (we’re not gonna talk about how this affects the killing joke or how Bruno made prophecies for others but never for himself ok?), and Bruce gets Pepa’s powers.

I mean like in a meta way Gotham was literally made to reflect Bruce's mental state, but what if that was true in universe? What if it's rained everyday since that night in the alley? What if you're trying to fix a city and you can't even fix your own brain? What if you're just making it worse? Worse weather, worse conditions, worse things you're willing to do to get out.

What if you're Batman, with an unreadable face, yet your emotion can be read on a thermometer?

What if you can't feel it in the Watchtower, but the weather warms up when you tell that old Bat a joke? What if the skies clear up when he knows you're flying to him?

What if you're Dick Grayson who can make the sunshine with your smiles? What if you're used to getting rained on when you try to talk?

What if you're Jason Todd, and the rainbow you once made only come out in the reflection on the hailstones he drops every time they mention your name? What if you once wanted nothing but thunder clouds, but now you want lightening to strike at everything but you?

What if you're Tim Drake, holding back a hurricane? Stephanie, reasoning with fog? Alfred, who's given up trying to change him, just grateful when it drizzles instead of snows?

What if you've mastered control as best you could and it's still not enough? What if you're trying to be some sunny playboy when all you want is to be a kid again? Could you keep it from pouring down on everything you love? Could you stop your rain from eroding everyone down?

#leo says shit #batfam #bruce wayne #encanto crossover #damian wayne #Tim drake #stephanie brown #jason todd #cassandra cain #dick grayson #barbara gordon #alfred pennyworth #tagging all the bats cept Duke cuz I think there’s au potential I just focused on Bruce #batfam au #the hurricane is a reference to Tim trying to stop b from being violent and fog is a reference to b not listening to Steph #ALSO I’m probably gonna be offline for a bit so: #anyone has blanket permission to use this idea #just credit where you got it from + tag me so I can see it later

[firenati0n]

wip wednesday <3 :)

hello :) thank you to @duchessdepolignaca03 and @suseagull04 for the early tags! i am scheduling this post early af bc i have Plans all week with FANDOM FRIENDSSSSS IRL so i will hopefully be off grid for a bit. yeehaw!

i have no new words bc i word vomited a whole fic out this week and posted it...so here's a snip from it instead <3

fic: and all i can taste is this moment, and all i can breathe is your life

He turns to head to the kitchen when he nearly jumps out of his fucking skin. There’s a man in his kitchen. There’s a man in his kitchen just watching him with the saddest eyes Alex has ever seen on a person. He’s wearing a long, calf-length blue overcoat, the color of his sad fucking eyes. His hair is blonde and soft-looking, resting in a light wave above a face that could rival that of the best Renaissance statues, all angles and cheekbones and sharp jawlines and sloped noses. He’s otherworldly, untouchable, stunning. And he’s also in Alex’s flat, where he definitely shouldn’t be. His body kicks into gear, catching up with his runaway brain. He grabs the nearest blunt object—a candle sitting on his coffee table—and brandishes it like a weapon. Fucking useful it’ll be, if he wants to kill the intruder with a damn Jo Malone candle. But it’s heavy and he can knock out his new friend with the smell of wood sage and sea salt.

xoxo roop

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#roop writes #fic: angel au #rwrb #rwrb fic #fics #wip wednesday #but not really bc i am a dirty cheater #the real answer is bc i have no words left to offer this week #i am boneless #i am soup #i am but a limp noodle #ask me for words next week #time is fake #my brain is fully offline like angel!henry fic wiped my ass out fr

[pocket-ozwynn]

Finally, Rest.

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This is it. This is what the trajectory of Offline Valor is aiming for.

Huge shoutout to the amazing @earthnashes for this beautiful commission of Rowan & Zelly<3 she's an absolute delight, please go check out her blogs if you haven't already!

#ogtoc rowan #ogtoc zelly #g/t #gt #sfw g/t art #Offline Valor #the Borrowers #Borrowers!AU #wholesome giantess #gentle giantess #sfw g/t #giant/tiny #giant tiny

[thestarsofpines]

just gonna,, post this here...

the first chapter-kinda/prologue?? I was inspired by multiple prompts, two of which are HERE and HERE .

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dp x dc fanfic #demon twins au #trans danny #honestly i'm so scared to post this but i am also really excited #because this is what i've been working on for weeks #aka the document that has grown to over 170 pages with the outline and some chapters ready to go #i'm just gonna post this and go offline for the night because i am legit anxious #sage speaks #oh also danny's deadname will appear like-one or two other times so if that's upsetting to you please be careful #I thought you were gone (and you still found me)

[swk-mac]

The coldest winter au (by magyckian)

(I suggest you to hear the song I based this on, Its name is "Partner in crime by Madilyn Mei") (in the part 0:46 of the song specifically hshs)

TW: blood and mild gore

I have many thoughts about this ahhh

I imagine the crazy Wukong of the coldest winter au (the au doesn't belong to me) but I really loved the song, so have this :3

#this is why I was offline a lot of days hshds #finally i finished!! >:'3 #lmk comic #lmk sun wukong #lego monkie kid fanart #lmk fanart #sun wukong fanart #lmk macaque #lmk mk #lmk mk fanart #lego monkie kid #the coldest winter au #lego monkie kid mk #monkie kid #monkie kid monkey king #lmk macaque fanart #lmk qi xiaotian #feel free to ask questions

[missr3n3]

"This is too horrible to have happened to Adam. He didn't deserve this." "Eyes up here, okay?"

so i finally figured out how to do a vhs effect :)

bonus full color version under the cut:

#the mandela catalogue #mandela catalogue fanart #tmc fanart #mandela catalogue au #tmc au #adam murray #tmc adam #tw flashy #blood tw #gore tw #cut down the altar au #r3n3 art stuff #i hope u all don't mind i bit of art spam #i was very busy while i was offline for the past week lol

[star-captain]

When Grian is swept off the streets, held hostage to be used as bait, he's left no choice but to wait for HotGuy's help... as much as he hates to.

Another ddvau fanfic! Once again shout out to @kitsuneisi and @xmaruu11 for their wicked cool au!

I just like putting these guys in Situations

#hermitcraft #grian #goodtimeswithscar #gtwscar #gtws #ddvau #ddvau fanfic #desert duo vigilante au #desert duo #scarian #istg im working on lol #i just get gripped with the need for immediate hurt/comfort #and lol also takes FOREVER to load offline

[bloogers-boogers]

Au where Cartman loses weight while Kyle sabotages it because he claims his motives weren't from the heart and just for a dumb bet Kenny and Clyde gave him (hidden jealousy+ insecurities from both sides) both are assholes in this!

#south park #eric cartman #kyle broflovski #kyman #just a dumb au i came up with in my offline crisis lmaoooo #myah art🙌🏼

[drawbauchery]

idk if you’ve mentioned it before, but i’m curious as to what everybody’s sexualities are in this au, obviously they’re all queer lol, but i’m just wondering whether you have any specifics beyond that

i made a post a while back but my search function SUCKS

i'll keep looking for it. what i can remember is most of them are bi, nagito & kokichi and a few others are gay, akane is ace and celeste is the token straight

#offline-nobody #asks #bus au

[clear-what-i-was-seeing]

hrab refers to his hrock as his hallus but will always says henis to piss him off. just fyi

#im offline for exams but had to leave you guys with this #hrab au #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #clear posts

[anonomi]

Tfw your sniper doesn't listen to you on your conspiracy theories about the enemy spy, or believe you when you say that you see nothing inside his eyes and that you see him breathing but there is no sound, or that you see him clinging to life by a thread, his chest is hollow, his flesh is charred, there are bullets under his skin but he JUST WONT DIE

Yeah

#tf2 spy #tf2 sniper #tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 offline practice #tf2 training mode #gore #(< very light) #offline au #tf2 offline au #myart #tf2 horror #YEAH #comic #this is part of my wip fic where the mercenaries are completely normal and they all have normal lives #then there's that guy over there who replaced the enemy spy and he is NOT RIGHT lets not talk about him #the player #a glorified toaster with legs #agtwl #soulless #tf2 ocs #in case its not obvious the player is using a console command like buddha to live #cue the horror :O #tf2 au

[themandylion]

Chapters: 6/8 Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Tim Drake/Jason Todd Characters: Tim Drake, Jason Todd, Barbara Gordon, Bruce Wayne, Colin Wilkes, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Tim Drake is Not a Batfamily Member, Civilian Tim Drake, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Scars, Roommates, Notfic, Not Beta Read, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Orphaned Tim Drake, Marriage of Convenience Summary:

Tim gives him an incredulous look. "Is this really the way you guys do things? I'm sorry, but do you really think it's okay to marry someone you barely know and create an entire person—a baby, one that's going to need someone to look after it for 18 years or longer—just for money?!"

"That's not…" Jason makes a frustrated sound. "Look, you're 19, right? We can talk about the intentional baby acquisition when you're legally old enough to drink. By then we'll know if our marriage can sustain a child. But I think it's worth a try."

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After civilian Tim Drake gets trapped in the Bat Cave following multiverse shenanigans, he enters an arrangement with the crime lord Red Hood in an effort to gain access to a trust fund with some very particular requirements.

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In this chapter: Being engaged is different than dating, even if they're actually doing both simultaneously.

Chapter: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | all

#JayTim #Trust Fall #fake dating AU #marriage of convenience AU #kieran_granola writes #themandylion writes #again the posting schedule on this is entirely down to when kieran has time to edit #as she has an actual offline life unlike me

[chazmcfreelyhater]

MY SIBLINGS.... and my best friends... and all their AUs...

#IM SORRY FOR BEING OFFLINE LATELY HAIII IM STILL V MUCH THINKING ABT MYSIMS AND THE CHAZ #ALSO BTW. THE GRIFFIN CHAZ DESIGN BELONGS TO GHOST/HIKICLAWD haiii #sim: chaz #oc: naomi #mine #mysims game #mysims oc #fanart #ragh #mlp #merfolk #I LOVE THE MERMAID PIRATE AU i am so srs when i say everyone draw their fav half fish noew

[pocket-ozwynn]

Crownbreaker, the Unmowable, Thrice-Crowed...Rowan the Last, Once-of-Ash.

Huge shoutout to @jf-madjesters1 for the lovely commission! Excited to finally show y'all Rowan's full look 💖 You can read more about Rowan, his beloved Zelly, and their stories and one-shots HERE!

#ogtoc rowan #Offline Valor #g/t #giant/tiny #The Borrowers #Borrower!AU #Borrower assassin x Human streamer

[disastersteps]

when you and ur bestie are planning for a upcoming patrol mission, and you're in the middle of discussing when you spot your girlfriend walking by from a workout-

#fhr #fhr au #fallen hero #julia ortega #fh anathema #sidestep #myarts #myaus | happy sidestep days #fh: julia ortega #fh: anathema #sidestep: anita lee #hi im not dead! i...ended up on a week offline break sdjhgsdjhghjs hence not being on here but dw im still around!!! #themmy is sooo done with them and anitas to Act they didnt just stare at their gf NOPE totally not staring hahah!!! #ANYWAY now im going back to my break!!!