#obey me sneeze

[aceoftrashies]

Hii! Hope you're ok and I'm not disturbing,can I ask (if you are OK with it) a sick asmo with a messy cold who ask to Mc to induce him? Maybe because he can't sneeze or he is too congested? And when he start sneezing like crazy he is like "mc sorry I think I sprayed you" but Mc have the kink and it's like a tomato?

Sorry but I'm not really good at english sorry for the mistakes

Get better soon!

[Funny how I'm writing about a cold while I'm sick with C0V!D lol] (this was from back in August, I’m okay now! ~Ace in October)

[It feels like a cold to me anyway. No worries about your English, you did really well! Also, thank you for the get better wish! I'm doing my best!]

Snz content for Asmo under the cut!!

Asmo laid in bed, coughing into his arm and rubbing a balled up tissue against his nose for the hundreth time, a nice pile of balled up tissues inside of his cute pink trashcan. He heard a knock on the door, and you came in.

"Heeeeey, Asmo." You spoke sympathetically, seeing his glassy eyes glow with delight when he saw your face.

"Hello, dear.." He sniffled, grabbing a new tissue and blowing his nose. "I'm afraid I'm not... f-feeling too well.."

"I know, I can see that.." You frowned and rubbed his back, feeling how warm it was. He must have a fever.

He groaned lightly and blew his nose again with a thick, congested, wet sound. 

You let out a small “ohhh..” out of sympathy and rubbed his upper back, hearing him hum in appreciation. You just being here with him made him feel better.

You had him turn so he could rest his head on your chest, so you could rub his head and give it little kisses. 

While giving him physical affection to cheer him up, you feel a chill go up Asmo’s body, and you hear his breath start to hitch. 

He lifted his head up a tad and inhaled, nose twitching cutely as he prepared for the sneeze to be released, only to be disappointed with it becoming stuck instead.  

“Y/N...” He groaned, opening his eyes to look at yours. You couldn’t tell if it was upset tears or glassiness from being ill, but you assumed both right now.

“It got stuck, huh?” You ask, rubbing his back. He nodded with a whine, sniffling and resting his head back on you.

“Help meee...” He whined, blinking up at you with puppy eyes. You frown, pressing another kiss to his head. 

“How would you like me to help you, my sweet?” You ask, matching his gaze. He pointed to his nose for a second, looking at you still. 

“Make the sneeze come out...” He stated weakly, closing his eyes faintly. You swallowed and felt your face begin to heat up a bit. 

“Umm.. o-okay.. well, do you have something I can use?” You look around the room, almost trying to answer your own question. 

“You can take a feather out of one of my boas. Use the light pink one, that one is old.” You nodded and went to his extravagant wardrobe, all the vibrant shades of pink being a lot for the eyes to take in.

Asmo rested his head on the pillow, groaning and sniffling, breath hitching again before it left with another sigh of defeat.

You find the fluffy light pink boa ans extract a feather, twirling it gently in your fingertips before going back to him.

You laid back down and once you were situated, he rested his head back on his chest. He glanced at the feather with a soft smile. 

“Please, do go on, dear. My nose is tickling and I can’t take it anymore...” He spoke, which made you a bit flustered. 

You brought the feather to his nose and gently tickled the inside of it, watching the way his nose twitched as his eyes shut again. 

It didn’t take long, the demon’s breath hitchy and unsteady. You could almost hear your heart beating a bit quicker. 

While you were distracted in your own flustered fantasy land, you tickled a little too much, and before the demon could warn you, he sprayed your chest, going into a super ticklish and messy fit. 

“hhiH’tchiew!! Ikg’schuu! hh.. hiHH--!! E’tscheww! Ish’ew!! K’schiew!!” 

You noticed his sneezes were turning messy after the third sneeze happened, and you hold the tissue to his nose. He gently takes the tissue from you and blows his nose, leaving you a minute to notice how hot and red your face has gotten. 

Not to mention the sound of your heartbeat being a bit more prominent than it was before. 

He sniffled and noticed you wiping off the small amount of spray from your collarbone area, which made him frown a bit. 

“Sorry about that, hun, I didn’t mean to spray you.” He stated. Just as you were about to reassure him that it wasn’t his fault, he smiled and gave a wink. 

“But judging from how you look right now, you don’t seem to be... completely opposed to what happened, now are you?” 

The way he said that made you want to curl up into a ball and hide your face in the comforter in embarrasment. 

He giggled and wrapped his arms around you, sniffling thickly as his nose attempted to fight the intense congestion. 

“Alright, mister teasy while sneezy, I think you should get to sleep.” You cocked a brow, the nickname alone being enough to make the demon chuckle lightly. 

“Yes, yes, dear. But one more thing before I do.” He takes your hand and gives you a soft kiss, looking into your eyes. “Thank you. I mean it. For checking on me, helping me through this, everything.”

You smile softly and kiss his head in return, running a few of your fingers gently through his hair. “It’s no trouble, I’m always here for you if you need me.” 

After a little bit of soft cuddling, he fell asleep peacefully, and you gave him another kiss on the head and went out to see if the other brothers needed anything. 

#MWAHAHA #I FINALLY GOT THIS DONE >:D #... two months later T^T #sorry about that ^^; #I didn't mean for it to take this long #it's just adulting is a bitch >:p #and I work quite often now #obey me sneeze

[fetishccinealfredo]

I was working a late night shift, and while there was not much to do, my mind wandered. But it wandered to the most raunchy snz shit with S//imeon.

I'm out here doing what I'm doing while my head is playing a fantasy of a fictional angel making himself sneeze and getting off to it.

#obey me sneeze #sneeze

[the-travelling-witch]

Mc: *sneezes*

Mammon, leaning towards Levi, whispering: What does it mean when humans do that?

Levi, whispering back: I think they just took a screenshot

#“but the demons in game sneeze too—” #okay and #when has canon ever stopped me #/silly #i just think it’s way funnier if the different species have these stupid differences #(see my ‘demons can’t eat salt’ hc) #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nightbringer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me crack #om! shall we date #om! mc #om! mammon #om! leviathan

[misc-obeyme]

MC: *summons Lucifer to their house in the human world right when he's in the middle of something*

Lucifer: This had better be important.

MC: Can you change the batteries in my smoke detector? I’m afraid of ladders.

Lucifer: You are a sorcerer, MC. Didn’t Solomon teach you a spell that would help you with this?

MC: Yeah, he taught me how to summon you.

Lucifer: …

Technically MC was right & Lucifer decided he would rather indulge them than argue with them about it further. Thus the mighty Lucifer spent an evening changing smoke detector batteries.

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

#meanwhile somewhere far away Solomon sneezes #this is about me again #I'm afraid of ladders #I need a brave Luci in my life to climb ladders for me #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #om lucifer #lucifer obey me #obey me mc #omswd #omnb #obey me nonsense #misc scenario #misc writes

[cloudcountry]

i feel like this has happened to literally every content creator but when you make a silly post it gets like 5k notes and people will reblog it almost a year later but when you've made something you're actually proud of it's stuck at like. 137 notes or something.

#auburn's rambles <3 #thinking about that dumbass sneezing post #were people actually argued with me about sneezing or something dumb like that #and thinking about that obey me series that i spent HOURS on #only to have a single person on ao3 give me the most wonderful feedback and reactions ive ever had

[monssolo]

I'm glad we're acknowledging the importance of this

#i get it fr #my mans first sneeze #obey me barbatos #obey me nightbringer #obey me #obey me shall we date #barbatos sneezed

[12am-motivation]

sick barb

@ohsugar

#ref: lesson 48-18 #looks like we found the barb who has been summoning all the other barbs #barbatos sneezed; do you say bless you or curse you #btw it's no bother at all! tysm for loving my art :> #thank you for your request! #a barb #barbatos #バルバトス #barbatos obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me #おべいみー #mo's doodles #my art

[radarchives]

#obey me #belphegor #satan #diavolo #and then lucifer has one of those cute kitten sneezes but no one dares to say something about it #and then there's diavolo who just dad sneezes way too loud #barbatos can sebse he's about to sneeze and just calmly puts his earplugs in #queuecifer

[avatar-mikazuki]

CACKLING

THE WAY HE SUSPECTS HIM IS SO FUNNY I-

#manz could sneeze in the wrong tone and lucifer is like.... you sneezed like a bitch today what did you do #he said he ate his soup wrong pls 😭 #obey me #obey me! #obey me shall we date #that's my husband 😌❤ #obey me: one master to rule them all #lucifer💙 #mammon💛 #shall we date mammon #om mammon #obey me! mammon #om! lucifer #obey me! lucifer #om lucifer #obey me lucifer #lucifer

[frenchfrywrites]

Ok, so, idk if I should add my two because I'm not really sure I have a piss kink, or I just enjoy some aspects of having a piss kink....

But this is why, I, someone who (maybe? Probably?) Doesn't have a piss kink likes piss kink.

Honestly I read that one fic were you help Diavolo piss during a festival and hold his dick and I felt something Unlock in my brain. Just a, "oooooooh, I get the appeal of this! Same lol" kind of thing.

I think it's the idea of taking care of a sub? Like, the idea of them physically struggling to pee, and needing you to help them? Right up all my alleyway. A sub being powerless to do something, and needing to help them fulfill their needs is definitely something I personally, find really enjoyable in piss play.

Honestly I could talk way more about the inherent hottess (to me at least) or taking care of a sub whose helpess/powerless, but I don't want to ramble in your inbox for too long lol. Anyways, that's my two cents, not sure if I actually have a piss kink tho lol, maybe those who are more into it then I can be the judge.

YESSSS OMG I love this aspect of piss play!! Helping a sub (because they actually need it, or via dumbification) pee is such a power move and is so sexy!! Plus I just love the soft dom-ness of taking care of a sub.. so sweet!!

And to answer your question.. idk if you have a piss kink?! I think you're definitely on the line between having/not having one.. but sometimes I've had ppl be like "I don't have a piss kink but... [them having a piss kink]" and this isn't exactly one of those times to me?

#ps i totally don't mind you rambling :) #you liking piss for the reasons you do is similar to how i like snz but dont have a sneeze kink.. #i think #also! so happy to hear you liked my dia piss fic!!!!!!!! #french fry replies #p/iss #obey-me-headquarters #spice

[aceoftrashies]

Mc and Diavolo are hiding from barbatos, choosing a closet as a hiding place and Diavolo is super hyper allergic to dust and as soon as he is about to start sneezing mc puts a hand on his mouth and when he finishes he feels super sorry (image if Mc has the kink OWO)

[owo?? An interesting concept!]

[Yes, I'm gonna make them play hide n' seek bc why not-]

MC and Diavolo giggle as they heard Barbatos counting up from 1 to 10. It was a day off for them both, and the MC wanted to spend it doing some activities from the human world with Lord Diavolo.

They decided to hide in Lord Diavolo's closet, having enough space to move but still needing to be close together.

"7... 8... 9... 10. MC and Young Master! I am coming to find you!" Barbatos called as he immediately began his hunt.

"I wonder how long it will take him to find us!" MC whispered.

"I'm not sure, but we'll have to find out!" Diavolo beamed.

A little bit of time past, and Diavolo took note that the closet that they were in needed dusting.

Diavolo sniffled lightly and rubbed his nose, and you turned your head.

"h-hihh..." He hitched, and you hear the door open to the room you both are hiding in. You place your hand over Diavolo's mouth and nose.

"Shhhh.." You say almost inaudibly quiet. Barbatos starts looking around Lord Diavolo's room, moving blankets and other things temporarily before neatly folding them back up.

Diavolo finds himself unable to hold much longer, letting out a small hitch before suddenly ducking forward and spraying the complete inside of your hand. 

You feel a shiver go up your spine and gently pull your hand away, immediately examining it. 

“Sorry..” Diavolo whispered. 

“It’s okay.” You respond back reassuringly, noticing Diavolo’s expression as he’s about to sneeze again. 

“heh’TSHEW!!” He sneezed louder, which gave Barbatos the hint he needed. He opened the closet doors and smiled.

“Found you both.” 

#obey me sneeze

[thefantasyden]

A Little Too Much

Pairing: Chris + F Reader

Genre: SMUT, FLUFF

Warnings: Daddy! Chris, slightly mean behaviour from reader in the beginning, overwhelm, stressed reader, doting Chris, oral sex (f receiving), penetration, biting, marking, dirty talk, unprotected sex, creampie, sub space, crying, begging, maybe overstim?, praise.

Words: 2066

Summary: You're feeling incredibly overwhelmed and snappy and your sweet Daddy Chris knows exactly how to fix that.

What a fucking day.

You'd been yelled at by clients all day, you'd broken a heel on your shoe, you had work due in days that you hadn't even started on. It's hardly a surprise that you're feeling snappy by the time you get home, dishes from breakfast sat in the sink, calling out to you. You could cry if you thought about it for too long.

You're throwing yourself into the pillows on the couch the second your shoes are kicked off, screaming into the fluffy fabric that your boyfriend had picked out months before. The fur tickles your nose and makes you sneeze, irritating you just that little bit more. You felt out of control and overwhelmed, and you hated it.

"Baby~ I'm home!" You hear Chris call out, the door slamming shut behind him, making you groan.

"Do you have to be so loud?" You call out in response, tugging one of the blankets of the back of the couch to throw over your head.

Chris makes his way to the couch, currently oblivious to your mood as he pulls the blanket from you, immediately met with your scowl.

"Bad day, baby?"

"What do you think?" You snap at him harsher than intended. It feels like every question is pushing you closer to tears, demanding you to think more when your head is already filled to the brim. It doesn't take him long to figure it out, sitting beside you and pulling your legs into his lap as he rubs firm circles on your aching feet and ankles.

"Chris, can you leave me alone?" You whine, making no attempt to move away from him. He just smiles in response, continuing to move his firm massaging motions up your legs, willing away the tension they were holding.

"Baby, you don't need to be snappy with me." His voice is gentle, not an ounce of scolding even when you quietly tell him to fuck off.

You're groaning when he moves your legs off him, getting off the couch so that he can kneel down beside you, his hand coming up to wrap around your throat, squeezing the sides just a little bit to make you gasp in surprise.

"My poor baby. Let Daddy help you, ok?" He kisses you softly, and you nod in response, huffing as he stands and scoops you up off the couch, carrying you to the bedroom and sitting you on the edge of the bed. You dont try to do anything, just sitting quietly and glaring at the man in front of you with a pout. You know he'll take care of you, and you make no attempt to suppress the terrible mood you're in, knowing he was willing and able to deal with it for you.

He's slow as he strips you, lifting your arms for you before he tugs your shirt over your head, your pants quickly following along with your underwear until you're completely naked and at his mercy, his hands cupping your face to kiss you before they trail down your shoulders, over you chest and down toward your thighs as he kneels infront of you and nudges them apart to give him a clear view of the way your pussy spreads for him. He's still in awe no matter how many times he's seen it, his thumb reaching up to rub tiny but firm circles at your clit which makes you keen into his touch, your glare dropping a little as you accept the pleasure he's offering you.

"Lay back, baby." He asks quietly, his mouth pressing wet kisses over your inner thighs. You scoff but choose to obey anyway, grabbing one of the teddies you kept on your bed to use as a pillow before your arms are draped over your face.

He doesn't ask you to uncover yourself, too focused, as he wraps his arms under your thighs and pulls you forward a little to meet his tongue which is now lapping at the slick that covers your pussy, wanting to taste every drop as he preps you. He always likes to make sure you're dripping, your thighs needing to be covered before he would even think to slip a finger inside your greedy hole.

His tongue works at you for what feels like forever, occasionally pausing to nip at the flesh of your thighs hard enough to leave pretty little marks littering your soft skin. You can feel your stress melting away as he teases you, your mind feeling cloudy and your thoughts floating away. You can feel your own fluids dripping down on to the sheets, hearing Chris coo as his arm leaves your thigh, his finger swiping between your lips to collect some of your wetness before he brings it up to your mouth, nodding his approval as your tongue darts out to clean it off him.

"Look at you. This is all for Daddy, isn't it? My needy girl. You want my fingers, baby?" He asks you so sweetly that you're moaning out loud in response, whining instead of answering properly. He's being kind to you today, accepting your desperate whines as if they were spoken pleas for him to touch you.

The moan that leaves your lips when he slides two fingers inside you is music to his ears as he begins pumping the digits in and out of you, making sure to press firmly against your gspot every time. Your high-pitched sounds only spur him on, the push of his fingers inside you only getting faster and harder as you squirm, now verbalising how badly you need him. He loves hearing it almost as much as he loves seeing the effect he has on your body.

"You wanna cum baby? I know you do. My sweet thing. Do you wanna cum on my fingers?"

He's confused when you shake your head, chuckling to himself when you start rambling.

"Need you cock. Please Daddy! I'll be good. Please? Wanna cum on your cock." Your mind is completely free of any though that isn't Chris and how desperately you need to be close to him. You need him wrapped around you until you feel suffocated by him.

"Shhh baby. I got you." He's moving you up the bed, making sure your head is propped up on your pillows, grabbing one of his firmer ones as he asks you to lift your hips so that he can slide it beneath your lower back. You're already losing it, knowing exactly how good he's about to make you feel.

"Please..." Your eyes are watery now, a few tears sliding down your cheeks when you stare up at him as he strips his shirt and pants, drooling at the sight of his hard cock in all it's glory. "I need you!"

"I know, baby. You're okay." He kisses your forehead before he presses a passionate kiss to your lips, settling himself between your thighs as your legs wrap around his waist. His tongue explores your mouth for a moment before he pulls away, using one arm beside your head to prop himself up as his other hand wraps around his cock, dragging the tip through your folds to coat him with your juices before he's pressing it slowly inside you, pausing to take a mental picture of the way your pussy wraps around him, your walls drawing him in like he was made for you. He's sure he was made for you, but that's a sentiment he'll hold on to for a more appropriate time.

"Fuck, you look so good like this. Love seeing you cry for me." Kisses press along the lines of your tears as he buries himself inside of you, eventually choosing to muffle his moans in your neck as he finds his own overwhelm hitting him. He's always amazed by how good it feels to have you wrapped around him.

"Could stay like this forever. My pretty baby. All mine." His body presses aginst your own, caging you in as he sets his pace, making sure he's as deep as possible with every thrust inside your soaked cunt.

Your head is thrown back, your neck exposed in the most tempting way. It's impossible for him to resist the urge to sink his teeth into it, and you welcome the slight burn as he sucks bright red marks into the previously untainted spanse of skin. He always feels more possessive when he starts losing himself to the feelings that flood him when he has you like this, vulnerable and breaking under him. It's something special, something he finds heartbreakingly beautiful. Knowing he's the only person you'd every trust to expose yourself to like this. It's like you were laying your heart in his hands, and he wants nothing more than to lock it away and keep it safe forever.

His hands are moving to lock with your own, fingers lacing as he pins you to the bed, fucking into you harder now as you both surrender to the primal feelings of need. He's desperate to make you cum for him. He needs to feel you clench around him as you fall apart.

He's kissing you messily, spit coating your mouths as your tongues dance against each other. He can't physically get any closer to you, but it's still not enough. He'll never get enough of you. He's obsessed.

"Feels so fucking good baby. You're so fucking good. My good girl. Fuck." There's a growl to his voice, and the words are flowing before he can even think them through. "I wanna feel you cum on my cock, baby. I want you to squeeze me nice and tight when I fill you. I know you can do that for me, can't you? My obedient baby. My desperate girl."

The tears are flowing down your cheeks, and you're mumbling an incoherent mix of 'please Daddy' and 'thank you' as you're pushed over the edge, your cunt pulsing around his cock as you pant heavily.

He can't hold back once he looks at your face, pleasure flushing your features as you moan his title like a mantra. He's cumming in seconds, your fluids mixing and flooding down the sides of his length as he fills you to the brim. He fucks you through your high in spite of his own overstimulation, falling beside you with a groan after you've finally pushed him away. Even in his post nut haze, he reaches a hand out to rest on your chest, making sure that your breathing manages to steady. He can't help but worry when you get like this.

It takes him a few minutes to regain any strength, but the second he does, he's pulling you into his side, petting your hair as you sob into his shoulder. He knows how badly you needed this, and he's honoured that he could give it to you.

It takes 5 or so minutes before you calm down, the flood of feelings passing just enough for you to be capable of muttering an apology to him which he immediately shuts down, reminding you that this is what he lives for. It takes another 10 minutes before he's able to get up, picking up his discarded shirt and helping you put it on to shake off some of the chill as he carries your limp body to the bathroom, only setting you down once he's standing in front of the toilet, urging you to go pee as he runs a hot bath. He's pouring bubbles under the running water when he hears you calling for him, rinsing his hand before he walks over to you and runs his hand through your hair, gently massaging your scalp as your eyes fall closed.

"I'm so proud of you." He whispers, kissing your head again before he's gently pushing you toward the bath, stripping you and holding his hand out for you as you climb in and settle yourself slowly into the hot water before he slips in behind you, gripping your tightly so that your back is resting against his chest, your head against his shoulder.

He gently massages your thighs, allowing you to soak in the bliss of being free from thought for as long as he's able to. He'll help you talk through your problems tomorrow, but right now, all he wants is to keep you wrapped safely in his arms.

#stray kids smut #skz smut #bang chan smut #chris bang smut #stray kids bang chan smut #stray kids chan smut #skz chan smut #skz bang chan smut #chan smut

[zephyrchama]

Obey Me headcanon about Luke:

Any time you sneeze within earshot of Luke, the kid will come running to bless you.

Simeon and Raphael will of course say "bless you" if they're nearby, Solomon will say it on occasion out of courtesy, but Luke will drop what he's doing and come sprinting in like it's his personal mission.

If you're in the House of Lamentation and sneeze, without fail you'll hear the thump thump thump of Luke's footsteps before he appears. You'll hear him coming down the corridor at RAD and see him pop up around the corner. "Did you just sneeze? I'll bless you!" If he's in a situation where he hears you and can't say it, bet that you'll get a "bless you" text on your D.D.D. within a few minutes.

#obey me #obey me! #obey me luke #obey me headcanon #obey me scenario #omswd #obey me hcs

[noearchives]

when you're sick...

sanji doesn't leave your side for hours. he only tears himself away from your bed to make you lunch and dinner, and he makes it as quick as possible so he won't have to leave you alone for too long. he's so dramatic- he's clutching your hand like you're on your deathbed even if chopper told him countless times that it's just the common cold. asks if you're feeling okay every five minutes, wondering if he should change the cold towel on your forehead and such. the worst thing is, he can't kiss you when you're sick. when will this torture end?

"don't worry, my love. you'll get well soon in no time."

"the only person worrying here is you, sanji."

zoro knows you're strong, so he doesn't need to worry- or at least that's what he thinks. he tries to act normal, going through his usual workout routine and bickering with the curly-browed cook, but only the attentive miss robin notices how zoro's toned his voice down even when he's arguing so he won't wake you up. when he takes a nap, he sits in the corner of your room so that he can hear you breathe, and when he returns to his usual activities on the sunny, he cracks the door open for just the slightest once in a while so he can check on you (discreetly, so he doesn't look like a creep).

"just admit that you're worried, mosshead."

"shut the hell up, curly."

ace only whines when marco announces that you're sick and that he shouldn't come too close to you. "the two of you, behave. no kisses, no hugs, nothing." marco says sternly as he takes your temperature. ace wants to drop to the ground and kick his feet around like a child throwing a tantrum- but he sucks it up anyways, a pout on his face as he holds a spoonful of soup to your lips. "say ahh," he says, and when you obey, he's back to smiling again. this is actually kinda fun, he thinks as he feeds you spoonfuls again and again.

he ends up disobeying marco's commands, kissing your cheek before you fall asleep. just this once, doc.

law is unimpressed. very unimpressed. he told you to wear an extra layer of clothing when the two of you went out that day. he went as far as offering you his own coat, but you flashed him a grin with a thumbs up, insisting that you're fine. well, look at you now, complaining about how your head feels like it's about to split in half with a raspy voice. "i told you, didn't i?" he sighs, which results in another whine from you. "can't you be nicer when poor little me is weak and feeble?" you say, followed by a cough and three consecutive sneezes. law resists the urge to roll his eyes. he kisses your forehead as he places a cold towel on it with a dissatisfied 'tsk' of his tongue. "poor little you should've worn a jacket if you didn't want to get sick like this."

#one piece x reader #law x reader #portgas d ace x reader #sanji x reader #trafalgar d law x reader #trafalgar law x reader #roronoa zoro x reader #one piece fluff #zoro x reader

[belphies-cowgirl]

obey me headcanons pt. 4

word count: 5K+ (oops went a little overboard, hope this doesn't flop though)

Lucifer

he has his records organized alphabetically (Satan & Belphie rearrange them at least once a month) 

he once stood in the kitchen at 3 am cutting up fruits and veggies into pretty designs for his brothers to eat for breakfast (even princess's poison apples in the shape of cats for Satan) but they all assumed you made them and you just agreed while half asleep at the table.

Mammon 

keeps all the notes you take for him in class in a folder hidden in the back of his closet (he never bothered to study half of them) 

shoves hell-sauce-flavored ramen cups under his couch when he doesn't feel like throwing them away. you found them all one time and he was so embarrassed and stuttering so much you thought he was gonna pass out. 

Levi 

dusts his figurines twice a week and has to have his manga lined up neatly in numerical order by series (he WILL hover while you put back one of his mangas that you borrowed)

once fainted when you came into his room cosplaying as one of his favorite characters. poor baby needed a few days to recover after that. but you looked so perfect wearing it and it made his heart explode on sight.

he is crazy talented at digital art, it's a secret hobby of his. you just assume he orders digital prints of your favorite characters off akuzon for you. but he's too shy and embarrassed to tell you he's the one who made them. he thinks you'll reject them if you find out. but it's just another way he shows his love for you, even if you don't know about it. 

Satan 

has cat hair all over his room (obviously) and used-up lint rollers under his bed. he wears a sweater and acts like no one can see all that cat hair.

has specific bookmarks for each genre, but he'll replace some of them with any bookmarks you make/give him. his favorite is the cat bookmark with a bell tied at the end of the string you got him for his birthday (sometimes he shakes the book to hear it jingle)

Asmo 

signs his name in cursive with a little heart after the "o"

sometimes he rubs his nose against yours and then walks away. don't question why, he doesn't need a reason to show you his undying love and affection.

he once shrieked when he found out Beel had accidentally eaten one of his bath bombs. that must explain why Beel sneezed glitter in the common room later that night. 

Beel 

keeps the receipts from all of the places you've both eaten at together.

loves it when you bring home leftover jam/sauce packets for him (he loves the mini-apocalyptic apple ones) 

loves it when you pack extra snacks into his duffle before Fangol games. he'll sit on a bench in the locker room after a game and happily munch on them while blushing. you're so sweet for always doing that, he'll reward you with forehead kisses when he gets back to the HoL.

Belphie 

will surprisingly spend time reorganizing his bed in the attic because he stole more of your plushies and has to make room for them (he picks one to curl up with each week) he refuses to give them back but will pout and whine when you say you want them back. if you try to take one back while he's napping his tail will reach out for it and hide it under the covers.

is a little shit (a brat and a menace but anyways <3) he'll whine when you try to get up from under the covers or if you move too much in your sleep. he'll wrap his tail around your leg or waist to keep you from moving. you went to stand up one time and fell forward because his tail was wrapped tightly around your ankle. he glared at you, scoffed, then rolled over, mumbling about how you're always so noisy and clumsy. 

Diavolo 

used to feed the Little D's. Barbatos found out about it because they kept leaving crumbs behind, and later scolded Diavolo and the Little D's. 

keeps a little figurine you got him as a good luck charm on his desk while he does paperwork. sometimes it distracts him because he'll glance at it and start smiling like an idiot just thinking about you, he always shoots you a text afterward.

Barbatos

listens to metal/rock and I refuse to believe otherwise.

sometimes lets the Little D's listen to music while they attend to their daily duties. they'll end up singing and dancing, but one glance from him and they get back to work immediately. 

Simeon 

leaves cute little notes in your locker or slips them into your textbooks/notebooks for you to find later in class. "good luck on your exam today! :)" or if he's feeling romantic, "you look even more ethereal than usual today <3" he has so much romantic rizz and is completely oblivious about it most of the time. like yeah, you totally just swooned and blushed for no reason.

has really good memory. he'll remember almost anything you say or do, but won't remember anything when it comes to technology. he'll be sitting next to you and randomly bring up the most specific thing that you did two months ago on a Friday. yet he can't remember how to check his call log or change a contact picture (he tries to change yours a lot because he just can't decide which picture to use, they're all so perfect)

Solomon 

drinks tea and coffee out of flasks and beakers sometimes because he's too lazy to wash a few mugs. 

he’s basically “malewife” material, but he does NOT need to be in the kitchen. there's a reason why you carry a mini container of antacids with you. he'll lowkey pout when he notices you keep making excuses for not eating his food. come on, one bite won't hurt, he put so much love into that oozing sandwich that just moved a little bit on the plate.

lets you doodle on his notes during class (he teases you about it every time) he writes around the doodles and will cut them out once he no longer needs the notes. he uses them as bookmarks or keeps them in his little memento box. he's the type to keep movie tickets and polaroids with the date written on the back. he kept a polaroid of you making a surprised face when you realized he was taking a picture of you sitting on his bed wearing a facemask and snacking while scrolling on your D.D.D. 

Luke 

keeps a mini first-aid kit in his backpack. did you get a papercut? he's got a bandaid on standby.

he’ll sometimes leave a sweet treat in your locker for you to eat during lunch (in a tupperware container in case you wanna save it for later) he's so precious and puts so much love into his baking.

hides frosting tubes in his nightstand drawer. will throw them all away in a random trashcan at RAD when he's finished with them. can't have Simeon questioning the sudden pile of frosting tubes in the trashcan, which are coincidentally Luke's favorite flavors.

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✱ visiting the cat café with JJK men (pt. 1/?)

a/n: first time writing for JJK aaaa. i should have done this a whole lot sooner! happy to be taking those fine gentlemen out for a date at the cat café hehe. and with the current events in both manga & anime i think it's fair to say we deserve to have a bit of a slice of life delulul moment, right... （πーπ）

❦ 𝐆𝐎𝐉𝐎

“did you roll around in catnip before we got here or…” 

Gojo only grins at you before he starts a monologue, something about his natural musk that makes him irresistible to little meow meows, explaining how cats are attracted to cursed energy and how he has a limitless amount of it, yada yada yada…

you aren’t listening anymore, only feeling slightly jealous of how he’s swarmed by cats without any effort, like he didn’t have to go through the whole humbling process of getting to the floor and mumbling pspsps until your mouth is dry only for the cats to ignore you

every single cat in the café is practically begging for his attention and honestly, can you blame them 

the cats are in heaven. Gojo is in heaven. the staff is in heaven. 

a chonky white Persian cat is extra persistent and secures a spot on Gojo’s shoulder, chewing on his hair and that’s when you know you will be leaving this café either without your boyfriend or with a new cat

in the end Gojo simply ends up buying the cat café (oh to be stupid rich) and treats it as his own personal oasis from there on and you can’t even be mad because you get to see his beautiful bright smile whenever you head there together

❦ 𝐍𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐈

at first, Nanami isn’t too eager when you suggest going to a cat café 

the thought of cat hair all over his sandwich doesn’t please him, but he can never resist your pleading eyes and from the reviews he read the food there is supposed to be excellent, so he reluctantly agrees

skeptical at first, he sits down with you, trying to study the menu when an extra curious cat jumps on the table, bumping their tiny head against his chin which makes Nanami frown

“aww, someone likes you”, you croon and try not to laugh at Nanami, hesitantly petting the cat in front of him which starts purring loudly

which attracts even more cats

suddenly you’re swarmed with them and Nanami is doing his very best to give each of them a fair share of his love, even loosening his tie a bit and sleeves rolled up

forget about the food, he’s on a mission now

Nanami will lie awake at night, wondering if owning a cat could fix at least a dozen of his problems (they’re all Gojo related)

❦ 𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐔𝐍𝐀

majestic Sukuna, King of Curses, allergic to cat hair 

oh, he’s trying. he’s fighting for his life, sitting on the floor and trying to pspsps the cats with four hands at once

but his sneezes are so earth shattering loud that it spooks the kitties and they gather everywhere but in his lap

except for that one deaf and blind cat that’s always drooling a little which happily lets Sukuna pick them up 

the King of Curses will look at you triumphantly, like see, I’ve made this peasant cat obey me, but his eyes are tearing too much to even make out the silhouette of you 

good for you because it gives you enough time to snap a good hundred photos of him cuddling with the cat, too stubborn to admit that they might be killing him softly

back home (and after stopping by a pharmacy for allergy pills) you’ll see a dozen tabs open in his browser (you taught him how to google), searching for “anti allergy cats”, “if i shave my cat will i stop sneezing”, “cat hair allergy why” and “why cats won’t obey me”

❦ 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐔𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐀

local tired lawyer man needs a fucking break 

you know how prone your man is to overworking himself, so you make it your own little mission to take him out on small dates during his lunch break 

he doesn’t even bat an eye when you suggest a cat café. maybe if he’s surrounded by cats he won’t have to think about the injustice of the whole world, so sure, he’s in

Higuruma feels a sense of calm wash over him the moment he sits down and a kitty rubs their head against his legs, ready to activate their cursed purring technique on him

of course he remembers your favorite drink and orders it for you, something sweet to go along with it as well, and then he’s completely absorbed by the various cats in the café

he’ll point out every kitty that catches his attention and takes lots of photos of them and from you (and he’ll make it his new lockscreen)

kisses you goodbye once you drop him off at the office again and will text you later that he had the most fun in a long time

will also send you the most candid photos he took of you and will smile to himself when you make one your new profile photo, already excited to go back to the cat café with you

#jjk x reader #gojo x reader #nanami x reader #sukuna x reader #higuruma x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo satoru x reader #nanami kento x reader #jjk fluff #jjk imagines #jjk scenarios