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devildomwriter · 1 month
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“Are there any books on cats here?”
“Yep. You’ll find them on shelf GGDK2649.”
“You knew that one right off the top of your head, huh?”
— MC, Satan, and Mephistopheles (72-19)
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l3viat8an · 3 months
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*MC and Solomon are being interviewed about their relationship*
Solomon: I’m definitely the one that’s in charge in the relationship.
MC:*rolling their eyes* Solo, stand up.
Solomon:*stands up*
MC: Sit down.
Solomon:*sits down*
MC: Look at me.
Solomon:*grinning like a fool, and turning to look at MC*
MC: Good boy~
Solomon:*blushing and clearing his throat* As I was saying, watch this! My star, could you please go fetch my spell book?
MC: Of course.
Solomon: See, MC would do anything for me!
Mephisto:*regretting the whole interview*…..this was pointless.
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Mephistopheles: *acting rude to MC*
MC : Listen-
Mephistopheles: What?
MC : Acting like a dick won't make yours bigger
(Lucifer is proud of you)
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devildomsoup · 1 year
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Mephistopheles: *putting a blanket around MC* Know that I'm only doing this because you are part of Lord Diavolo's exchange program.
MC: Okay.
Mephistopheles: *handing a cup of hot coco to MC* Had you not been part of it I wouldn't be doing this.
MC: Sure.
Mephistopheles: *kissing MC on the forehead* This is strictly because you are the exchange student no other reason.
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tsukii0002 · 7 months
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Mephisto: This exchange program is meaningless.
Mc: Un-huh.
Mephisto: I respect Lord Diavolo, but mixing demons, humans and angels is not normal.
Mc: Are you sure about that? We can stop our tea Fridays if yoy want.
Mephisto: *blushing* Well, maybe humans and demons can coexist, they are alike in many ways... But angels?
Mc: What are the problems with angels?
Mephisto: They are holy creatures! The natural enemies of demons!
Mc: I see.
Mephisto: Their existence is contrary to ours.
Mc: Curious.
Mephisto: The only thing they can bring to us the demons, is pain and misery.
Mc: ...
Mc: Then... What are you doing with Luke?
Mephisto: *holding Luke's hand while he is eating a cookie*... Science...
Mc: According to your logic, you have to let him go now.
Mephisto: Well, yes but-
Mc: *laughing* Release the angel Mephisto!!!
Mephisto: No! He's my brother now! *hugging Luke*
Luke: *confused angel noises* ???
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luxthestrange · 10 months
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Incorrect quotes#862 ACCIDENTALLY-
Mephisto: I accidentally slept with the transfer student/attendant
Demon Friend:...Really?
Mephisto: Yes.
Demon Friend: You accidentally slept with Mc The Human/Mc the attendant of the brothers...Accidentally.
Mephisto: Yes.
Demon Friend: I don't understand, did you trip over something?
Mephisto:...
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corvus-for-ddd · 11 months
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trash-opposum · 6 months
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Mephistopheles:*trying to flirt* how is my beautiful human doing today?
MC:*seasonal depression is kicking their ass* ready to kill myself.
Mephistopheles:……
Mephistopheles:……. Do you want to talk?
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hornyf0ckers · 4 days
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Would there anyone interested in buying ny handmade Obey me RAD Uniform jacket?
The price would be roughly around 80-90€ (shipping not included) since I've spent months on this and the materials were quite expensive as well. (Though the price is not set in stone as I'm willing to negotiate outside of these numbers)
The size is XS-S (European scale) and the chest range is around 95 cm.
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MC: Can I ask you for a favor?
Literally every Obey Me! character: I would literally die for you, but continue.
MC: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way
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Asmo, pointing at Mephisto: You do see the red flags right?
Mc: Yeah but I love a good project.
Asmo:…
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devildomwriter · 2 months
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“Wh…hey are you all right? I’ve heard that humans are very weak, fragile creatures. What if you’d fallen over and died? I don’t want to even think about what Lucifer would say to me… Be more careful. You aren’t injured, are you? No broken bones, I hope?”
— Mephistopheles to MC (Nightbringer Chapter 36)
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l3viat8an · 5 months
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MC: Asmo, how did you convince Mephisto to help us?…….did you bribe him?
Asmo: Bribe?! Sweetheart, you know I would never lower myself to bribery!! I blackmailed him~
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MC *pointing at mephistopheles* : Can I kill him?
Lucifer : No
MC : Why?
Lucifer : He is immortal
MC : So , can I kill him continuously?
Lucifer: ........Go on
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devildomsoup · 11 months
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Mephistopheles: How do you stay mentally stable while living with those 7 idiots?
MC: Who said I was mentally stable?
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tsukii0002 · 1 year
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The brothers: *having a mansion, and although limited by Lucifer, they have everything they desire in a moderate way, they are noble*
Diavolo: *is the future king, has a private island and a fucking palace, among many other things*
Mephisto: *is a wealthy nobleman, who owns and maintains a lot of pedigree horses*
Simeon: *is a big shot in the celestial realm and has a fortune from his books in the human world*
Solomon: *a large number of possessions and relics obtained over the centuries, with contacts everywhere*
Thirteen: *owner of a cave that she can modify at will, with a large number of valuable assets*
Mc: oh my fucking God... In surrounding by Ritch people...
Mc: ...Disgusting
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