#nowhere near you

[3m-l0st]

read Nowhere near you for my book report for school and holy shit. I literally bought Because You'll never meet me and Nowhere near you cause it was so good! Like UFGiesgbiurwfhgrfueodjfkdsbgiuewfjaknvdbjgefhidbsjfnesdbguesbigbjekbsjj! Almost all the characters are so fucking relatable!

#:3 #nowhere near you #becauseyoullnevermeetme #nny #bynmm #leah thomas #bookblr #books #booklr #reading #books and reading #book report #shfbjhgfaksjbgansgkesbgj

[mrowlpheathers]

fanart of the two eating clementines

#becauseyoullnevermeetme #bynmm #nowhere near you #nny #oliverpaulot #moritzfarber #bynmmfanart #dead fandom #nowhere near you fanart #bookworm #book series

[cardboardcheese]

bring back eggtober

#first time ever drawing him #kinda hyped #moritz farber #bynmm #nowhere near you #because you'll never meet me

[blunderkids]

hey if you’ve ever made content for or you just love bynmm, could u please message me? thank u ❤️

#bynmm #because you'll never meet me #leah thomas #moritz farber #nny #nowhere near you #oliver paulot #when light left us #wild and crooked #violet ghosts

[blunderkinder]

Day 3 — Loss

the state or feeling of grief when deprived of someone or something of value

I can’t say much about today’s prompt without risking spoilers, but loss, and how people cope with it, are certainly major themes in Leah’s works. She expertly portrays the loss of relationships, of objects, and, frequently, of childhood innocence.

Don’t forget to tag for potential spoilers on anything you post for today!

Question: If you could undo one major loss that occurs in BYNMM or NNY, what would you choose and why? Better yet, explore what sort of divergence from canon may have occurred if the loss in question never happened.

#eggweek2022 #bynmm #because you'll never meet me #nowhere near you #leah thomas #info

[undauntedlywild]

Oliver Paulot

#Oliver Paulot #Bynmm #Nny #Because Youll Never Meet Me #Nowhere Near You

[galaxyspeaking]

Tasting menu

#zosan #opla #zoro x sanji #roronoa zoro #are you insane like me #been in pain like me #i’m nowhere near normal about them #in fact I am going through something #black leg sanji

[buckleydiazmp4]

no but the thing is. they KISSED. on screen. it was a real scene, not deleted, not removed from a script, it HAPPENED in front of the world's eyes. and AND the actors are normal about it and the whole cast and crew is normal about it and it's not vague and it's IMPORTANT. no matter the rest of it and what came after it, it happened!!

#and i AM gonna say this in the tags to avoid too much controversy but #STOP COMPARING GOOD OMENS TO SUPERNATURAL THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO POINT IN DOING THAT. WHY #why do you need to treat good omens as inferior to a show that was so fucked up. i love certain aspects of spn but #i would never in my life pit those shows against each other because they are nowhere near the same in ANY way #and guess what. i feel more fulfilled with the (CANON might i remind you) arc between crowley and aziraphale than i ever did with destiel #there. i said it and i WILL happily die on that hill alone if i had to #I LOVE WHEN ROMANTIC FEELINGS BETWEEN CHARACTERS ARE ACKNOWLEDGED AMD THEY DID THAT FOR FUCKING REAL #good omens spoilers #gomens #good omens 2 #good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #david tennant #michael sheen

[eimphee]

revamp

#nowhere near you

[nights-at-crystarium]

✧✦✧ "Fragments" - episode 41 ✧✦✧

They celebrate the night by playing games even more unhinged than usual, imbibing floral nectar, and dancing until every last person drops dead \o/

New reader? episode list on tumblr | webtoon Read 4 more episodes: patreon | kofi

#i see you typing some comment about the moon mount #i urge you to consider: this episode got released for patrons before the mount okay #like you're free to joke about it but it's nowhere near my original intention here and i'm grumpy about se's timing #ffxiv #vivien rell #feo ul #titania #alisaie leveilleur #alphinaud leveilleur #thancred waters #ryne waters #urianger augurelt #ffxiv: fragments #fragment ii: new world old friend #own: next lvl

[slushyseals]

Hooray, my mail order pup-scription is here!

In reality this little pup got lost and ended up on someone's porch. Not to worry, the home owner did the right thing and the little guy is now at the Marine Mammal Care center who can evaluate them for any necessary care before release back into the wild. Source for more context: https://www.instagram.com/p/C3im2QYybiF/

#sea lion #pinnipeds #pinniped #Listen I'd be thrilled if a baby sea lion showed up to my door but seeing as I live nowhere near the ocean it would probably go badly #If not a mail order pupscription perhaps the result of a very confused stork #Others on the server have suggested the stork did indeed do their job correctly however #seals and sea lions are naturally drawn to baskets and having a basket on your porch can result in this happening #Which I suppose they have a point #Pinnipeds just can't resist a nice basket. That's just how it is. #Thank you for sharing Bozo! #Edit: Y'all in the comments and that walrus post days ago lol

[swearwolfcola]

Redraw of this because I felt like it

#hey PLEASE don’t reblog the original #I’m nowhere near caught up on CR 3 so don’t ask me about them 😭 #essek thelyss #critical role #shadowgast #caleb widogast #crit role art #crit role 2 #crit role fanart #the mighty 9 #the mighty nein #finishedpieces #essek theyless #can you tell that one of my favorite movies is pride and prejudice

[lazylittledragon]

i've spent the past few weeks learning to make pasta from scratch and i think everybody should do it actually!!

#ramble #food #it's v fun #and So rewarding #also it's nowhere NEAR as hard as you think it is i promise #i cook for the fam once a week and i always just make the same sort of thing #so this year i'm only using recipes from cookbooks i own #all of these are from the classic italian cookbook by marcella hazan and they're AMAZING bc it's all things you already have in your kitche #the sauce for the meatballs is just tomatoes and salt and it's incredible

[greenandhazy]

A series of important facts:

1. Zhu Zanjin has cute tiny dogs

2. He carries them around in unexpected ways

3. Sometimes he puts them in Jin Guangyao’s costume

4. Jin Guangyao was the one who bought Fairy, so he’s canonically not anti-dog (forget the threat to kill her, he was a little stressed that day ok)

5. According to the American Kennel Club, small Pekingese (4-5 pounds) were sometimes called “sleeve dogs” because Chinese nobility would use them as personal guard dogs, hidden in their sleeves

CONCLUSION:

We need a remake of The Untamed that’s exactly the same except for one crucial element

LET JIN GUANGYAO HAVE A PUPPY

#jin guangyao #the untamed #cql #zhu zanjin #I spent a redacted amount of time trying to replace the garrotte in that one scene with a puppy #and my editing skills are nowhere near up to par #but you know. wwx and dogs. #I thought it would be funny

[horsechestnut]

AU to add to the list of AUs I'll never write: All of the Robins are de-aged to the age they were when they became Robin. Their memories are also reset to that point, and somehow they're in their Robin suits.

So you have a 16 year old Steph, desperately trying to wrangle 4 feral children who look nearly identical and won't tell her their names because "you do know what a secret identity is, don't you Stephanie?"

#also Duke can be there if you want but I get mixed reports on if he's Robin or not and I haven't reached him yet in my read through #stephanie brown #batfam #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #robin #Steph has years of babysitting experience #and yet she is nowhere near prepared for this #She knows that one of these kids is Tim #and it's not the eight year old or the one with a sword #but under the mask it could be either of the other two #also where the hell did the one with the sword come from??? #Why does he keep trying to kill people??????? #And wait... hang on this guy's saying he's the second Robin #isn't he supposed to be dead? #I don't know why Bruce isn't around to help her #but for at least the first day it's Steph against the 4 feral children #all of the robins #au ideas #batfamily

[notbecauseofvictories]

My best friend and I had a call recently---she’s back with her family for a bit helping out with some hometown stuff. As part of the stuff, she’s been going through a (deceased) relative’s scrapbook, compiled in the American Midwest circa 1870-1900 and featuring mostly cut-out figures from the ads of the day.

She talked about how painstaking this relative’s work was. (Apparently the relative was careful to cut out every finger, every cowlick; this was by no means carelessly or hastily assembled.) But she also she talked about how---the baby on the baking soda ad is ugly, it is so ugly, why anyone would clip this heinously ugly illustrated baby and paste it into a scrapbook? Why would you save the (terribly told, boring) ghost story that came with your box of soap?

(Why include these things in the first place? we asked each other. ”There’s a kind of anti-capitalism to it,” she mused.)

And we discussed that for a bit---how most of the images, stories, artists, and ads were local, not national; they’re pulled from [Midwestern state] companies’ advertisements in [Midwestern state] papers, magazines, and products. As a consequence, you’re not looking at Leyendecker or Norman Rockwell illustrations, but Johann Spatz-Smith from down the road, who took a drawing class at college.

(College is the state college, and he came home on weekends and in the summer to help with the farm or earn some money at the plant.)

But it also inspired a really interesting conversation about how---we have access to so much more art, better and more professional art, than any time in history. As my bff said, all you have to do to find a great, technically proficient and lovely representational image of a baby, is to google the right keywords. But for a girl living in rural [Midwestern state] of the late 1800s, it was the baking soda ad, or literal actual babies. There was no in-between, no heading out to the nearby art museum to study oil paintings of mother and child, no studying photographs and film---such new technologies hadn’t diffused to local newspapers and circulars yet, and were far beyond the average person’s means. But cheap, semi-amateur artists? Those were definitely around, scattered between towns and nearby smallish cities.

It was a good conversation, and made me think about a couple things---the weird entitlement that “professional” and expensive art instills in viewers, how it artificially depresses the appetite for messy unprofessional art, including your own; the way that this makes your tastes narrower, less interesting, less open.

By that I mean---maybe the baby isn’t ugly! Maybe you’ve just seen too many photorealistic babies. Maybe you haven’t really stopped to contemplate that your drawing of a baby (however crude, ugly, or limited) is the best drawing of a baby you can make, and the act of drawing that lumpen, ugly baby is more sacred and profoundly human than even looking at a Mary Cassatt painting.

And even if that isn’t the case....there was this girl in [American Midwestern state] for whom it was very, very important that she capture every finger, curl, and bit of shading for that ugly soap ad baby. And some one hundred years later, her great-something-or-other took pains to preserve her work---because how terribly human it is, to seek out all the art we can find that resonates with us, preserve it, adore it.

It might be the most human impulse we have.

#I of course went on a tangent about henry darger because I love darger and he was also pulling/tracing/finding inspiration in local ads #I was also thinking of the scenes in banshees of inisherin where gleeson plays the fiddle in the bar and the woman sings #clearly not professional! nowhere near mozart. #but you know what? those people are making art. they are engaged in the most human thing you can possibly do #my mother once talked about how when she was growing up in the chicago area the irish immigrants would sing and play at parties #and her mother (one generation removed from immigration) would scoff #because who did they think they were! they weren't professionals. they were making a spectacle of themselves. #''and then it died out. no one sings and plays at parties anymore'' she said quietly #celestial emporium of benevolent knowledge