#now we have it andi was like wow that’s so cool and then used it to watch family guy on my kindle after my parents went to sleep wheniwas 10

[wilted]

once upon a time there was this thing called netflix and it was this neat little service that you would look at online and it would allow you to rent dvds any time u wanted for like 5 bucks a month and would ship them to ur house for your entire family to enjoy

#i think u could keep it if you truly wanted it but it would be like 10 bucks or something #Also gamefly rip brother you will be dearly missed #i still remember the little white netflix envelopes the dvds came in…… #omg and i remember when i first saw netflix on the tv and i was like whaaaaat i thought they just mailed u shit and my parents were like no. #now we have it andi was like wow that’s so cool and then used it to watch family guy on my kindle after my parents went to sleep wheniwas 10

[kelcemenow]

Touchdown - Chapter 16.

Pairing Travis Kelce x Reader

Words 1776

Warnings Nothing, a teeny bit fluffy and a teeny bit angsty.

CHAPTER 15.

CHAPTER 16.

You took one final look at yourself in the mirror. You weren’t expecting to be doing any work whilst you were in Missouri so you had to come up with an outfit with what you had brought. Luckily, you had a pair of skinny jeans and a blazer.

“I don’t have a blouse or a shirt that looks right though!” You whined.

“Hold on, baby.”

Travis made his way to his closet before emerging with a plain white t-shirt. You narrowed your eyes when you took it from him.

“Tuck it in, it’ll be smart casual, but cool.”

You looked at him with apprehension before throwing it over your head and pushing the fabric under the waistband over your jeans. It was a little big for you but when you stepped back to view yourself in the mirror, you smiled at your reflection.

“Your Mom is right; you are a fashionista.”

Travis shot you a confused look.

“What? I listened to a bit of your podcast. I had to do my research on you.”

Travis let out a laugh before embracing you from behind, his face lowered so it was pressed to yours, “You look awesome, baby. You wanna ride with me to Arrowhead?”

You craned your neck to kiss his cheek, “No, it’s okay. I should probably get a cab; I can’t run the risk anyone suspecting anything. Thank you though.”

“No sweat.” He moved to the bed to pick up his bag, “I’ve reminded the guys, well, the ones that know. It’ll be fine, baby.”

You turned around and smiled, “I know. I’m looking forward to watching you practice. You’d better put on a good show for me.” You winked.

“I always do.”

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The Chiefs’ stadium was an impressive size with a vast car park surrounding it. It was relatively empty today, aside from a couple of dozen or so vehicles parked right by the front door.

“Y/N? Hi.”

A voice echoed from the entrance. As you turned your head to follow the sound, your eyes landed on a blonde woman holding some files. Her hair was long and straight, with one side pinned back and she was dressed in a red blouse and black trousers. She seemed friendly and she shook your hand as you approached her.

“It’s so nice to have you here.”

“Thank you, Carrie.”

“Come on, I’ll take you inside, the team are just starting.”

You followed her inside the building, numerous doors and corridors passing you as the sounds of men shouting grew louder in your ear. As you emerged onto the field, your eyes widened.

“Wow, this is huge!”

“Yeah, it’s slightly bigger than your football fields back in the UK. But I think we have bigger stadiums in general.”

Carrie showed you to some seats at the side-lines and gave you a brief rundown of a standard practice session, handing you your visitors badge and some press information in a file.

“You can take as many pictures now as you want. Players won’t tend to give any interviews here but you may get to speak to Andy Reid if you ask nicely. I’ll be sticking around for a bit so feel free to ask me anything.”

“That’s great, thank you for this Carrie.” You grabbed your phone from your bag and began snapping, “I’m still quite new to this.”

She waved her hand, “Oh, don’t worry about it, we all start somewhere.”

You stood up and took a couple of steps to get closer to the action. As you did, Travis ran past you, almost knocking you over. You jumped back, whilst your gaze followed him.

“Oh, watch out! They don’t care where anyone is, they’ll just run right into you. Travis is pretty cool though, there’s worse people to be knocked over by.” She wiggled her eyebrows, “But you’ll know that, right?”

Your mouth dropped open slightly. “Sorry?”

“US Weekly? I saw you guys got pretty close after the game at Wembley?”

You could feel your cheeks burning, “Oh no, we just chatted a bit. You know what paparazzi can be like, they made something out of nothing.”

One of her perfectly groomed eyebrows was raised high, “So, you’re telling me that there’s an article in US Weekly of you two cosying up and then magically a couple of weeks later, you just happen to be in Kansas City? You’re telling me that that’s all just a massive coincidence?”

You blinked and cleared your throat, “Yeah. Weird, isn’t it?”

She narrowed her eyes a little, “Sure.”

You turned back to face the field, hiding any further redness across your cheeks. Carrie’s comment made you avoid all further eye contact with Travis and you made a mental note to yourself to keep any topics of conversation away from him.

“Although, I must say, fans are suspecting that you two are a couple?” She questioned from behind you, “But if you say there’s nothing in the rumours, I might ask him out myself. He is absolutely gorgeous.”

You felt a knot of jealousy form in the pit of your stomach as you continued to take photos of the practice, focusing mainly on Patrick, who noticed and gave you a wave.

“I’ve heard he’s really romantic. He brought his ex-girlfriend to one of our Chiefs thanksgiving parties and man, he was all over her. Couldn’t keep his hands off her, bringing her champagne, opening doors for her. She was stunning, honestly the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen.”

The knot tightened and a burning sensation rose in your throat. You weren’t sure if she was genuinely making conversation, or trying to get a reaction from you. Your hands began to shake and your palms were becoming clammy. Taking a deep breath, you turned around to face Carrie.

She leaned forward and whispered, “I think he’d be amazing in bed.”

Your eyes widened, “I’m sorry Carrie, but I think this discussion is highly unprofessional.”

“I’m sensing some jealousy.” She paused before her mouth twisted, “I was right, wasn’t I?”

You stared forward, unsure of what to say, your chest rising and falling with your panicked breathing, “No, it’s not like that.”

Carrie jumped up from her seat and stood next to you, looking at Travis, “Don’t worry, your secret is safe with me. We wouldn’t want you to lose your job now, would we? Over a silly little crush? Besides, you live so far away, it wouldn’t really work. I’ll not say anything.”

You looked at her and forced a smile, “No, you’re right. Thank you.” You said plainly.

Your blood felt like it was boiling in your chest, rising up to your ears. You took a deep breath and began to walk to another area of the field for another angle. Your feet hit the grass with loud thuds. You could feel a lump forming in your throat but you swallowed it down to continue with your task. Andy Reid remembered you from Wembley and gladly gave you a brief interview detailing how practice was going so far. You smiled kindly and he posed for photograph with you for a social media post you were putting together.

Practice wrapped up soon after so you waited near the locker rooms in the hopes of catching Travis. He pointed his finger towards you and tipped his head in confusion when he saw you.

“Oh hey? Y/N, is it?”

“Ha ha, very funny.”

He smiled at you, “What’s up?”

You took his hands in yours and pulled him around the corner, making sure no one saw you, “That Carrie girl, she said some things that have shaken me up if I’m honest.”

He lowered his eyebrows, “What do you mean?”

“She…kept bugging me. Asking me if we were together so I played dumb but then she started talking about how hot you are and wondering if you were good in bed.”

“You told her yes, right?”

“Travis, I’m being serious. I couldn’t keep my face straight…she knows. And now I’m worried she’s going to tell someone.”

“Baby-“

“Oh! And that’s not it. I’m almost certain she has a thing for you. She basically told me that this…” You moved your finger between the two of you, “…is nothing but a silly crush and it won’t last.”

Travis looked at you, your breathing erratic and your forehead creased in worry, “Baby.” He repeated, “Stop. You have nothing to worry about. She’s no one important. It’s just you and me, okay?”

You stared up into his eyes, willing the tears not to pour down your face, “God, I swear I’m not crazy.”

“Shh, shh it’s okay.” He held your face with his hands, “Baby…listen to me. It’s all going to be fine.”

You relaxed instantly into his touch, your breathing returning to normal. He kissed your forehead, an action which you had grown to love. He made you feel safe, protected and cared for.

“Hey, I’m finished here now, let’s quickly get you to the car and we can get outta here?”

You nodded silently and followed him through the building. You hung onto his arm as he paced through the corridors and out of a side door leading to the car park. He opened the car door for you and you slid onto the seat, holding your bag on your knees. The car was silent as Travis got into the car and drove out onto the highway.

After a moment of quiet, you fidgeted with the handle on your handbag, “I’m sorry about all of this. I really am. You don’t deserve all of this stress.”

Travis quickly turned his head back and forth between you and the road, “Y/N, it’s no stress on me. I just want to make sure you’re alright.” He reached out and took your hand in his, rubbing circles into your skin. “Listen, I don’t know what you wanted to do tonight but me and Jason need to record our podcast and afterwards I was wondering if you wanted to get in on the video chat? I really want him to meet you.”

He turned to you with a nervous expression, almost pleading. You knew how much Travis’ family meant to him so for him to want to introduce you to his brother was a huge step. Your stomach fluttered with excitement.

“Are you sure?”

“Baby, I wouldn’t have asked if I wasn’t. But I don’t want you to do anything you’re not comfortable with?”

You pressed your lips into a smile, “You are so sweet.”

He looked at the road ahead, smiling, “Is that a yes?”

You placed your hand on his thigh, “Yes, of course!”

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Oooohhh, somethings afoot! This series will be wrapped up soon and then I've got some more ideas and some requests to go through! If you want to be added to my Touchdown taglist or my standard taglist just let me know!

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[br1ghtestlight]

finally watched the new bob's burgers ep!!! didnt record my thoughts as i was watching (bcuz I was lazy) but i thought it was a really good and fun episode :) very stylistically different from anything else they've done before but it was really interesting and i love how much they're experimenting w/ the stories they tell this season!! also the colors and vhs filter they used for this episode were GORGEOUS and immediately made it one of the most visually stunning episodes of the entire series like. wow

they DID NOT need to make louise an only child in her documentary film thingy after I came up w/ an extremely depressing au where she's an only child. like that HURT ME <\3

"also did you thank teddy, mort, rudy, jimmy jr, andy and ollie enough?? because they worked REALLY hard" aww thats so sweet they all worked so hard on making louise's film just for fun :( would love to know how they managed to convince jimmy jr to help them with this bcuz he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would typically put in that much effort. also the twins saying now that jimmy junior's dead they'll be their dads favorite son??? do they think jimmy jr is jimmy pesto's favorite?? (maybe bcuz they have the same name and he's jimmy JUNIOR)

rudy was such a sweetheart in this documentary :)

ANDY AND OLLIE WERE SUCH CUTIES!!!! LOOK AT THEM they're soo small <3

and i loved these perspective shots of louise we got so many cool perspectives of her bedroom that I feel like we've never seen before?? with gene and tina sitting on top of her loft bed it was just very interesting to see. and i love that they brought back the archery set that louise wanted for her birthday in season 13 and it seems like she DID end up getting it as a present for her birthday?? even if it's sad she couldnt end up using it. lots of tears :(

very fun episode and I love all the experimental episodes and storytelling they're doing this season!!!

#txt #bob's burgers #episode review

[mrsfrecklesmarauders]

It was weird seeing Andromeda again. Sirius remembered her as a giggling teenage girl. Bella, Cissy and her used to only care about parties, makeup and boys. Sirius had found them annoying most of the time. It had been fun to prank them with Reggie.

Andromeda was always Bella’s shadow. She was calm, and shy and never said anything important. Sirius was chaotic and a rebel. They didn't have anything in common.

That was until Andromeda ran away three years ago. It was surprising to Sirius that Andromeda would do something like that. He had expected something from Bella who was scary and strong, or even Cissy with her drama and obsession with her stupid boyfriend. But not from Andromeda.

She left Rodolphus Lestrange on the altar and ran away with a random bloke. Sirius had thought at the time that it was cool. He admired anything that opposed The Black Family. But he didn't understand what it had meant for Andromeda. The sacrifice she had made. Everything she went through.

Andromeda was a mature woman now. She seemed more confident and happy. And she gave Sirius the wise aurea that Alphard used to give him. She was quick in making conversation with Reggie and him. And she looked so comfortable with Ted. But there was sadness in her eyes sometimes. Something like longing.

Ted was a cool lad. Musician, a rock fan. He had a childish spirit that reminded Sirius of James and he was so much open than Andy. And it was clear that he loved her.

It was lovely to see how they looked at each other, how they held hands everytime they sat down.

Ted and Andromeda were also expecting a baby. And the news made them practically glow. Andromeda touched her belly every two seconds. And Ted looked at her with adoration.

They were truly in love. And now Sirius was understanding Andy's decision. He might be in love too.

Alphard's death had got him sentimental. The hypocrisy of the people at his funeral made Sirius sick, so he dragged Regulus to see Andromeda. He has been thinking a lot about her lately.

Andromeda cried when she heard the news about Alphard's death. Apparently nobody had told her about it. She wasn't invited to the funeral of course. But she wasn't resentful with her cousins. Her and Ted were being pretty nice.

"Tea, Anyone?" Andromeda asked as Ted finished telling them a funny story "I bet you are cold and hungry"

"Let me take care of it, love" Ted said as soon as Andromeda stood up. She seemed to be struggling with her big belly. She was 7 months pregnant.

"Don't worry, love" Andromeda smiled at him "Sirius can help me" she winked at him "In the meantime, you can show Regulus your toys downstairs... Did I tell you he is a musician as well?"

"Are you, mate?" Ted asked excitedly.

Regulus cleared his throat uncomfortably. "I used to play the piano"

Reggie used to love playing the piano when he was a kid. Sirius had lessons as well. But he got easily bored. While Regulus had daily practices that irritated Sirius. But he was constant. And he quickly became an expert. Regulus didn't play anymore. Sirius hadn't asked him why.

"That's cool" Ted smiled standing up "I have an electric piano downstairs... I know it's not the same, but you can show me how good you are"

"Oh Reggie is really good" Sirius smiled.

"Didn't he used to compose his own tunes?" Andromeda added.

"Yes"

"Wow, did you?"

Regulus blushed. He hated being the center of attention.

"I wrote some of my band's songs" Ted added "Maybe we can compose something together"

"I am a bit rusted..."

But Ted was already dragging him to his feet.

"Let's go, mate"

Regulus didn't have time to protest because Ted was already dragging him. Sirius smiled at his brother's expression.

Andromeda was already at the kitchen's door.

"Come on, Sirius"

"Yes ma'am" Sirius stood up and walked after her.

******

As Andromeda prepared tea, Sirius was assigned the job of putting the biscuits and sandwiches in a large plate. He was even taking his job seriously, making a colorful pattern.

Sirius and Andromeda were mostly silent as they worked. Sirius only answered a few questions about Hogwarts and teachers and how much things had changed. But there was mostly music that the boys were playing downstairs.

Sirius wanted to ask Andy so many things and he didn't know where to start.

Sirius could feel Andromeda's eyes on him.

"I heard you ran away..." she said, which made Sirius freeze "Something happened this summer?"

"Where did you hear that?"

"Uncle Alphard used to write to me..." Andy sighed "Keeping me updated with things about the family..."

Losing Alphard hurt. But Sirius couldn't make himself cry yet.

"He was worried about you but he couldn't come back from Rome to help you..."

"Did you know about him?" Sirius interrupted "About his parties... And his lovers?"

It had been after Alphard's death that people discovered his secret life. He hadn't told anyone. Not even Sirius.

The slurs and insults people at the funeral were whispering about Alphard for having men lovers, was still ringing through Sirius' ears. He didn't want to be called that as well.

"No, Sirius..." Andromeda answered carefully "I think nobody knew"

Sirius didn't answer. He knew people were connecting the dots. For his close relationship with his Uncle. And what had happened that summer. Sirius didn't know how much Andromeda knew. But based on the way she was looking at him, she suspected something.

Sirius felt embarrassed. Everything he had been doing with Remus. What he felt for him. It was all too embarrassing. Even though no one knew about Remus. Only Regulus. Sirius had felt Regulus' eyes on him the whole time. And that suffocated him enough to ran away from the ceremony.

"Sirius... Are you okay?" Andromeda asked "Do you want to talk about what happened this summer?"

"I am not like him!" Sirius yelled hitting the counter and making all the food lose its order.

Andromeda looked at him with concern.

"What do you mean?"

"I am not gay" Sirius spat.

What he felt for Remus didn't have to define his life. It didn't work that way. Sirius wasn't sure of anything.

"I didn't say you were" Andromeda raised an eyebrow. She sighed, placing a hand on Sirius' shoulder "I was just saying that if you feel like you want to live your life apart from The Family, it is fine. I did the same"

Sirius tried to relax. She was trying to be nice.

"I am The Heir" Sirius whispered.

He acted like he was a rebel that wouldn't hesitate on leaving his responsabilty behind and would give up to his inheritance. But Sirius was actually scared. That summer, he had decided that he didn't want to see his family anymore. But now he was back for Alphard's funeral. And everyone still treated him as The Heir. Someone that would grow up from his immature self and would become in what they wanted. Orion had told him he expected great things from him.

"You don't have to be, Sirius" Andromeda said "Are you coming back to Grimmauld Place?"

Sirius looked at her.

"What?"

"Regulus said it was one of your shows to piss everyone off again and that you eventually will come back"

Sirius snorted with disbelief.

"That tosser said that?" he shook his head angryly.

Andromeda smiled sympathetically.

"Of course, it is your choice at the end of the day" the water boiled and Andromeda took care of that but she continued speaking "When I left with Ted, I was terrified... I wasn't a rebel as you... But eventually I figured out it was the best decision...." Andy served the tea "I would've been miserable marrying Rod and having the life they wanted me to have"

"And you were in love with Ted?" Sirius asked.

"So in love" Andromeda smiled "I have to admit that that love made do crazy things I would've never imagined doing... But it was worthy"

"Yeah..."

Sirius thought of Remus. Would he be able to do that for him?

Andromeda giggled, taking Sirius out of his thoughts.

"Who is she?"

"What?"

"The girl that you've fallen for..."

Sirius felt shivers down his spine.

"How did you..." No. He couldn't finish that sentence.

"Wow... Someone finally won Sirius Black's heart" Andromeda laughed "I bet she is not someone The Black Family would approve, right?"

God... Sirius desperately wanted to share this with Andy. Perhaps he would have done that with Alphard if he was still alive. Andromeda could understand....

"He definitely isn't..." Sirius whispered, giving his attention to the biscuits again.

"Oh!" Andromeda exclaimed "I thought you say you weren't gay?"

She didn't sound disgusted. Like the rest of the family.

"I'm not!" Sirius spat. Andy raised an eyebrow "I don't what I am" he sighed.

Andromeda smiled.

"Oh Sirius..." she hugged him. Sirius was surprised "It's okay... Who is he, then?"

Sirius blushed. But he was more relaxed for Andromeda's good reaction.

"Why do you want to know?"

"I'm curious!" Andromeda shrugged as she laughed "At least tell me his name"

Sirius smiled, still with his cheeks on fire.

"Do you remember Rosie?"

"The girl you used to have a crush on when you were a kid?"

Why did everyone keep saying that?

"I didn't..." Sirius sighed "His name is Remus now"

Remus.... His Moony...

"Oh" Andromeda nodded

"It's called transgender..."

"I know..." Andromeda chuckled "My friend Tammy is trans"

"Oh!" Sirius felt like an idiot. Being raised as a Black didn't precisely taught them those things. Perhaps Andromeda had learned lots of things with Ted.

Andromeda was smiling.

"That's lovely, Sirius" she said "You used to adore each other when you were kids"

Sirius found himself smiling at that thought. Remus and him used to be very close. They spent each minute of the day together. And they talked through walkie talkies at night until they fell asleep. Perhaps he had loved Remus since the first day they met. He just didn't know.

"Do you love him?" Andromeda asked with a smile.

"He makes me really happy" Sirius sighed "I feel so comfortable with him. But at the same time my heart is going to jump of my chest everytime he is around.... I like kissing and hugging him and touching his soft hair. I love the way he knows me like anybody else. I like his fierce but also his calmness. I like the way he puts me in my place when he needs to. I like the way he sees me. I love when he stares like I am the most precious thing but also like I am not just a pretty face. I love how good we are together... I don't know, I've never felt this way about anyone"

There were so much more things to say about Remus. But sometimes these feelings were difficult to explain. Sirius felt so many things. Most of them beautiful but many scary. .

"I am kind of terrified really"

And it was the first time, Sirius had said all of this out loud. He had been trying to fight against his feelings, tried to hide them away and act like it wasn't a big deal.

He didn't know why he had confessed all of this to Andromeda. Maybe because she understood, she felt the same for Ted.

Andromeda smiled "I get it" she said "I used to fight a lot with what I felt for Ted. I knew I wasn't supposed to fancy someone like him. But he made me really happy as well... As time passed, those feelings were so strong I just couldn't hide them.... Honestly, I didn't do a bad thing, I just fell in love" she sighed with tears in her eyes.

"I am sorry The Family was shitty to you" Sirius admitted "I am sorry I didn't do more... I should've written to you, taken your side..." he shook his head "They didn't let me... But I had to try..."

Andromeda squeezed his hand.

"It's okay, Sirius" she smiled "You are here now, aren't you? And I see you are no longer a boy... But a man"

Sirius tried to blink the tears away.

"Don't fight over your feelings for Remus" she added "Just let yourself feel"

Sirius shook his head "I am a mess... I am only going to fuck it up"

"I made Ted go through so much because of my family..." Andromeda said with a sad expression "It wasn't fair to him. But at least it was worthy. And he loved me so much to go through that. And accept every bit of me, even my wicked family..."

Sirius nodded. But it wasn't only his family. Sirius just didn't like himself so much. Sometimes his recklessness and temper scared him. He had made Remus go through so much already...

But he had to admit, it felt nice to find someone with just a similar experience. And to have Andromeda back in his life.

"I tell you, mate" Ted was saying as he and Regulus appeared at the door "You have a natural talent... You are so good... I would love you to be in my band"

"Reggie, a Rockstar?" Sirius asked, adopting his goofy self again "I don't see it"

That made Ted and Andromeda laugh. Regulus rolled his eyes.

"Not my type of vibe" he said "But thanks"

"Okay" Ted shrugged "But you shouldn't waist your talent. You should play again"

"I'll think about it"

Sirius saw Regulus considering it. That made him happy.

"Tea is ready..." Andromeda announced "Help me get all of this to the table" she said as he gave Ted a kiss on the cheek.

"Yeah sure"

As Ted and Reggie helped, Andromeda gave Sirius a smile and a wink. He smiled back.

It had felt nice to talk to his cousin again. They hadn't been particularly close before. But now they could be closer than ever. Alphard might have been gone, but between Regulus and Andromeda, Sirius still felt like he had a family.

#marauders #maraudersera #muggleau #sirius black #andromeda black #andromeda tonks #remus lupin #trans remus lupin #wolfstar #ted tonks #tedromeda #alphard black #regulus black

[mj-iza-writer]

SP special containment part 8

If you are new to the special containment story of just need an update, use the hashtag sp special containment to take a look. -MJ

The Director opened a new email and sighed. They had finally gotten a response on what to do with Mitch.

"Do with as you please, recommend to destroy the human weapon", was all that was written.

The Director sighed as he read it again, "why", he moaned.

He looked through his records just to see if there was any reasons he could find to clear his conscience about killing Mitch.

"The only offenses were sneaking into my facility, and attacking Whumpee", the Director read the notes, "not the greatest track record, but not enough that I would feel better about doing this."

The Director looked over the records for the unit and who was involved in it.

Mitch sighed as the guard came in with Andy and Cass following.

He was still fully restrained and was growing tired of not being able to move.

"How are you feeling this morning", Andy set down the tray with breakfast, "we have some water and milk. Do you want a drink first?"

"I'm sore, uncomfortable, and ready to snap if I'm not allowed to move soon", Mitch grunted with an undertone of sadness, "my back is killing me, and my nose itches."

Cass came around with a smile and scratched Mitch's nose.

"Years of schooling led you to being a nose scratcher for a prisoner, congratulations", Mitch sighed.

"I think thankyou is the word you're looking for", Andy sighed, "you need to work on your manners."

"You know I can kill both of you right?", Mitch laughed.

"Yes, and I said the same exact thing to Aramais when he decided to be rude, you're no different", Andy picked up the tray and showed the meal to Mitch, "now do you want some food?"

"Yes... please", Mitch sighed.

After a bite Mitch side eyed Cass, "so who is this small fry then, they seem to be too young to be a full researcher."

"I'm Cass. I'm a junior researcher for the facility, and I'm joining the special containment unit", Cass grinned as they helped wipe Mitch's face.

"Cool, not meaning anything by this, so don't yell at me. You are about the age I was when I was turned into this", Mitch stated before taking another bite, "I was pulled off the street and turned into the weapon you see now. I'm guessing you're about twenty-five."

"Wow you got it right", Cass exclaimed.

Mitch choked a little before Cass grabbed the water for him.

"Careful", Cass smiled.

The Director watched from the surveillance room. The mic was on, so he could hear the conversation.

"It's almost like Mitch has softened a little", the guard looked at the Director, "he may actually like Cass."

"That's what I'm noticing, we do need to watch Cass though in case Mitch tries anything or if he talks Cass into undoing the restraints", the Director watched with interest. The email fresh in his mind.

"Okay here's another sip", Cass held the milk for Mitch to drink.

Andy had finished feeding Mitch and was currently untying Mitch's shoes.

"What's going on down there? Am I losing shoe privileges?", Mitch frowned and side eyed Cass, who grinned back.

"No actually I had this idea last night. Aramais loves his slippers, and has said that all he ever wore was combat boots or he was bare foot", Andy pulled a boot off, "I figured you may like to have these boots off for a while and may find slippers a bit more comfortable."

With the slippers on, Mitch moved his toes a bit.

"I can see why Aramais likes them", Mitch laughed lightly.

"Well unless you need anything else I say we're done here, and Aramais still needs his breakfast", Andy got up, "I'll leave your boots over here for right now."

Andy and Cass walked by the surveillance room and looked in.

"Oh hello Director", Cass smiled.

"Hello. I was hoping I might steal you. We need to talk", the Director smiled.

"Uh-oh, did I do something?", Cass frowned with worry.

"No nothing at all, I have a question for you before I move forward on something", the Director looked at Andy, "do you mind?"

"No not at all", Andy grinned, "I'm going to take care of Aramais now."

Once in the Director's office Cass sat and waited for the Director to sit down.

"I was wondering. What are your thought on Mitch?"

"I think he's funny, I like the sarcasm", Cass chuckled, "I feel sorry for him though, although I know what he did, I feel like he just doesn't know any better."

The Director smiled lightly, "I was given orders to destroy him, the higher ups said I could do whatever I pleased, but they suggested he die."

Cass's face turned from the smile, "oh."

"I feel though that you might be right. I feel with hard work he might learn to enjoy it here like the other three, but I need someone who may be willing to help me with that", the Director watched Cass's reactions.

"I need someone who might see some hope in him", the Director continued, "do you think you might like to try taking care of him for a little and see what happens. You won't have to do it by yourself for a while, and I need to meet with everyone else and get their thoughts on this. We have to consider Whumpee's comfort and safety with this. I wasn't wanting him, but I don't want to kill him either. What do you think?"

"I'm a junior researcher sir. Do you think I'm ready for this? I wouldn't mind doing it. I like Mitch, I think, but do you think I'm ready?", Cass looked at him questioningly.

"I don't know to be honest. I think you have the passion for this unit, but it will be a lot to take on. If you're not sure, that's fine", the Director smiled, "I don't want you to take a job you are uncomfortable and unsure of."

"What happens to Mitch if I don't?", Cass frowned.

"Let me worry about that", the Director nodded.

"I-I want to know", Cass looked down.

"Honestly I don't know", the Director looked at Cass, "I don't really have a caregiver to do it, taking care of the human weapons is a full time job. I may have too...", the Director frowned, "honestly, I have no idea."

"I'll do it", Cass looked up, "I don't want him to die, I'll try my best."

"Are you sure?", the Director looked at Cass in shock, "this is a full time job, we will have a trial period and see what happens and the other caregivers will help as much as they can. A guard will come in with you even. Are you sure?"

Cass gave a worried smile, "yes", they squeaked.

"Okay", the Director sighed, "I will send you more information on your duties then. Next step is the meeting with everyone involved. Let's see what they all think."

"When will Mitch find out?", Cass grinned nervously.

"He will be last, I need to know everyone else is on board before I offer this to him. I don't want him to get his hopes up, then tell him that it didn't work out."

In another part of the facility Aramais was being pushed to his doom.

"Are you sure you're ready to shower?", Andy leaned over the chair as he pushed it, "everything is in place like you requested, but are you ready."

"No I'm not", Aramais frowned, "but it needs to be done, I'm hoping jumping in head first like I was trained to do will work and everything will be fine. The guards will be there if I need them right?"

"Yes three guards will be there, and me", Andy rounded the corner to the showers, "we've requested everyone else to stay away."

Aramais frowned when they got into the shower rooms.

The guards stood around the room in key spots, one blocking the door, two in other corners.

"One other guard will stand outside of the showers to keep others out, and to be our last line of defense if Aramais gets out", one guard explained, "we will administer a low dose of tranquilizer to start, as requested by Aramais."

Andy took the needle and showed Aramais.

"Are you sure of this", Andy looked it over and prepped the needle.

"Yes, the drug will hopefully cut some of the edge out of my nerves, but I will be able to function", Aramais sighed, "at least until we get use to this we may have to rely on tranquilizers to help."

"Alright, I am administering the low dose tranquilizer", Andy cleaned a spot on Aramais's arm, then gave the injection.

"Guards you are not to administer more than two doses of the full dose tranquilizer, and you are not to give the doses at the same time. We need to make sure the first didn't work before the second is administered", Andy announced, "are we clear."

"Yes sir", the guards answered in unison.

Andy pushed the chair to the shower, then showed Aramais how to use it.

"You can change the temperature levels as much as you like, you have full control of what happens in here", Andy set down a few things on a shelf, "shampoo, soap, washcloth. I have the towel", Andy smiled, "are you ready?"

"What are the guards to do if they hear me say sedate, sedate?", Aramais looked at Andy worriedly.

"They are to sedate you with one injection at a time", Andy nodded, "no one is to approach you until you are fully under the sedative."

Aramais nodded, "okay, let's get this over with."

Aramais got out of the chair and removed his clothes.

Andy frowned as he remembered all the scars that littered Aramais's body.

"Like what you see", Aramais caught Andy staring.

"No", Andy shook his head, "your body was destroyed by horrible people."

"I'm well aware", Aramais looked over himself.

Aramais held his hand under the running water for a few minutes, "I am surrounded by friendlies, I am not with my trainer anymore. I am not what they wanted, I am no longer their weapon."

Andy felt his heart ache as Aramais tried to talk himself into doing this. He had never seen the human weapon so apprehensive about something.

Finally Aramais leaned into the water more until he was fully under the stream.

A small sigh was heard.

Then a grunted groan.

"Doing okay?", Andy asked.

"Flashbacks", Aramais winced in frustration.

"Uh-oh", Aramais growled, "sedate, sedate."

A blast of air was heard as the sedative left the gun.

Once into Aramais's skin, Aramais folded himself into a ball, trying to control the survival mode until the sedative took effect.

"I need another one", Aramais groaned a few minutes later, "it's working, but not strongly."

Another blast of air as the injection was sent out.

After a few minutes, Aramais went limp and fell to the side.

Andy cautiously approached and turned the water off.

"He's out", Andy announced as he checked for a pulse, "let's move."

Andy dried Aramais off as much as he could before the guards helped get him dressed.

The Director, Caretaker, and McGee waited outside of the shower rooms. They collectively frowned as an unconscious Aramais was pushed out.

"Don't frown like that, he tried his best", Andy reprimanded, "my heart broke as I heard him trying to work up the courage to do it. I have it on recording so you can have your hearts broken as well. His body is covered in scars, they did so much to him."

"I wasn't frowning at him, I just wasn't expecting him to come out unconscious, that's all", Caretaker frowned before patting Aramais's shoulder, "Whumpee has whip marks down their back. If Mitch says he did the same thing his trainers did, he probably has the same. I know this is going to take time, and I'm sorry to Aramais that he has to deal with this."

"I'm not mad at all, I was hoping he had made it through, and wasn't expecting him to be unconscious", the Director admitted, "I'm thankful he tried though. He is helping us so much."

"He said he was having flashbacks, then he said Uh-oh", Andy brushed some of the damp hair out of Aramais's face, "then he asked for the sedation."

"I'll help you get him into his room, I am calling a meeting this afternoon", the Director stood beside Andy, "I need everyone in the Special Containment Unit there, I'll have four guards stay and monitor the weapons. I'll update the four of them later."

Andy and the Director undid the straps of the chair and carefully lifted Aramais up, then carried him to the bed.

"He looks so peaceful, it's amazing", the Director admitted.

"Amazing that he could kill us both in a matter of seconds", Andy dumped some water into Aramais's cup, and placed the cup next to him.

"Exactly", the Director nodded as he watched Andy place slippers on Aramais, "he really likes those slippers, huh?"

"Yes his favorite thing", Andy smiled as he pulled a blanket over Aramais, "he should be good to go."

Andy looked into the monitor room and saw the one guard stationed to watch Aramais.

"Message me if he wakes up before I'm back, if he needs anything let me know as well."

"Yes sir", the guard nodded.

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[widespot]

Bellum,Andy

"So, I've got one more day before I have to start work. How shall we spend it? Movies and babymaking?" "Ha! Like I'm making babies in a house with one bedroom. Mom and Dad only had one bedroom when I was born and I have muscle memory of what that was like. Nope, party!"

The kitchen is colorful and convenient, just the way Ida Juana ordered it. The architect who tried to talk her into white cabinets with marble countertops and walls can stuff it.

"So why don't we ever get two snowboards in SSX3?" It's a small party - Hugh and Sara (someday she'll make friends with Cliff and then make Andy do it, too, but baby steps), Helen, the Printer Sisters, and Mom. Mom and Hugh are another project. Ida Juana has a lot of projects!

"You're in the same apartments as Hi?" "Same floor, actually." "Wow, that's handy! You can toss a ball from here to there." "Maybe Hi can." "Okay, sure, you and me don't have a career in sports ahead of us." "I'm not convinced Hi does, either." "Oh, have some faith!"

"Who wants pirate cookies?!"

Andy's heard all kinds of awful mother-in-law stories (including from his parents) but he thinks Alli's pretty cool. "Now, you didn't hear this from me, but -"

"This is a really nice place." "I know, right? I can't believe I live here!" "Couldn't you have built it more cheaply in Widespot?" "Yeah, but we'd spend the extra on travel to work." And Ida Juana thinks nature is neat, but she's still a city girl at heart.

Andy knows Ida Juana requires that he get along with Hugh, and he and Cliff are bunking with Sara, but the guy has no conversation. Fortunately, he does play games. "Oh you are going down!" "That's the object of the game, is it not?"

The secret to a great party, Ida Juana knows, is to invite people who like each other and give them food. Everything else will take care of itself. And she is vindicated once again!

#Bellum #Andy #Ida Juana #Hugh #Alli #Helen #Daisy

[korgbelmont]

Male MC (Nick Taylor) X Stacy Green

An AU where Jane Marshall never died and explores what could have been had she not died. From the moment they came across Redfield, to Senior Year and after.

Written in the present tense

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1118

Notes: I don’t own these characters, they are the property of Pixelberry Studios.

What if... She Survived? made on cooltext.com.

Jane transparent created by the @itlivesproject

Originally written for @ila-appreciationweek Day 7 - Wildcard

THEN

Stood at the house Jane showed him the other day, Nick looks to everyone else.

Andy - This is so...

Ava - Cool!

Andy - I was gonna say creepy.

Nick - But get this.

He picks up a stone and throws it. And just like last time, it stops in mid air for a moment before dropping.

Dan - That's so freaky.

Lucas - And maybe not a great idea to keep doing if there is a ghost in there like you say.

Voice - What do you kids think you're doing?!

They all look round to see an elderly woman approaching them, half her face scarred.

Stacy - Ohmygod!

Lily - That's...!

Ava - Pritch the Witch.

Cora - I do have a name, you know. Now come away from there, all of you.

Jane - Why?

Cora - The thing in there is evil.

I... Remember... You...

Cora moves protectively in front of all the kids as shadows seep out of the doorway. Shadows that soon take the form of a creature with long fingers. Cora raises her hand and it glows.

Cora - Return.

A pulse emits from Cora's hand and the shadow creature disperses. All of the shadows return to the building. She turns to the kids, glaring at them.

Cora - What were you thinking?!

Nick - We--

Cora - I suggest you all go home. Now.

Able to see that Cora is not willing to talk, the group turn and return to Nick's house. As they do, Cora turns to look at the ruins.

Cora - You tried to mess with things that shouldn't have been, Douglas.

Out of breath by the time they emerge from the woods, the entire group is out of breath. Jane looks to Nick, neither sure what to think of all that just happened.

Lucas - I think we should stay away from there.

Andy - Me too.

Stacy - Me three. She made it sound really dangerous. Like...

Lily - Like someone could have been hurt or worse!

SENIOR YEAR

Seeing Noah and Jane part way on the walk to school, Nick runs to catch up with them.

Jane - Hey, Nick!

Noah - Hey.

Nick - Hi. Ready for our final year of high school?

Jane - Absolutely. College, here I come.

Nick chuckles.

Jane - So come on, Nick. Are you actually gonna ask Stacy out or do you plan on chickening out? Again.

Nick - I...!

Noah - You did mess it up at her birthday party.

Nick - I just... I panicked.

Jane - Well, I refuse to let that happen.

Nick - Wait, what're you planning, Jane?

Jane - To do it for you if you don't.

Nick - Jane!

She sticks her tongue out at him and they all laugh as Nick shakes his head.

Jane - Noah, can you give us a sec?

Noah - Sure.

Noah picks up the pace and leaves his sister and Nick. Once he is in front of them enough, Jane looks at Nick.

Jane - But in all seriousness, Nick. Why haven't you asked her out yet?

Nick - I guess I'm just afraid to lose a friend if she said no, or if she said yes and I screwed something up.

Jane - Well on that first bit, it's a risk you have to take. And then with the second, I think you might be overthinking it.

Nick - I know. But you know me...

Jane - I'll have your back.

Nick - Thanks. Don't know what I'd do without you...

PROM NIGHT

With everyone having gathered at Nick's to prepare, Jane covers Nick's eyes.

Jane - You're good, Stace!

He waits a few moments before Jane takes her hands away and his eyes widen at the sight of Stacy in her prom dress.

Nick - Wow...

He takes her hands in his, laying a light kiss on her forehead.

Nick - You look beautiful.

Nick's mom enters with a camera.

Mom - Alright, everyone. Group photo.

Ava - Pretty sure I won't show up.

Mom - You will on this. Modified for Vampires.

Ava can't help but smile as Jane pulls her in with everyone else.

Mom - And smile!

The flash goes off as the moment is captured. Jane blinks as she takes a moment for her surroundings to come back into focus from the flash.

Mom - Sorry. Had it on auto.

They all laugh as they recover from the flash in their own ways.

YEARS LATER, THE MORNING OF THE WEDDING OF NICK TAYLOR & STACY GREEN

Standing, Stacy takes a deep breath as she mentally prepares herself for one of the biggest days of her life. Jane rests her hands on Stacy's shoulders.

Jane - Ready?

Stacy nods with a shaky breath, turning to face her, Lily, and Ava.

Jane - You sure?

Stacy - I never expected it to feel like this.

Jane - Look, there's only one question that matters.

They both sit down, Stacy's hands in Jane's.

Jane - Do you love Nick?

Stacy - I do.

Jane - And there's the magic words.

Stacy laughs lightly.

Stacy - You aren't ordained.

Jane - I can do a quick online course if you want.

After the ceremony, Jane watches from the side as Nick and Stacy sway to the soft music. Ava joins her.

Jane - Did you manage to do it?

Dan - Uh, do what?

Jane jumps at the sound of Dan's voice.

Jane - I might've asked a little favor of the magical variety.

Noah - Jane, Cora--

Ava - Nothing to do with the Power. This was my own Witchy magic.

Everyone gathers outside, much to Nick and Stacy's confusion.

Nick - What's going on?

Ava - Jane asked me to put a spell on your rings.

Stacy - What kind of spell?

Ava - Nothing dangerous. If the two of you ever get separated, the rings will allow you to open a portal to each other.

Jane - No matter what, you'll always find each other.

Nick - That's...

Unable to find the words, Nick wraps Ava and Jane in a hug.

Nick - Thank you.

Ava - Okay, that's enough.

Laughing, Nick steps back, only for Stacy to take his place. Ava pats her back.

Stacy - That's really amazing of you.

She steps back, smiling. Even after all these years, the entire group knows that no matter what, they'll always have each others backs. All of them. Nick Taylor, Stacy Green, Ava Cunningham, Lucas Thomas, Andy Kang, Dan Pierce, Lily Ortiz, Jane and Noah Marshall.

Or at least it should have been all of them.

#playchoices #it lives #it lives in the woods #ilaw #jane marshall #stacy green #stacy x mc #korgfics

[maguro13-2]

Andy X Fuuko is a thing.

*Here's a sequel of my previous post*

Fuuko : Now I've seen a picture of my naked self with what else is there for me in the horrors of the internet? I mean you guys felt the way of looking into the horrors of seeing things! What about you guys?

Pomni : I felt nervous they made gay pictures of me and Ragatha getting kisses from her and I'm totally cringed about it. And they started to making sweets

Kobeni : I felt the other way and I had any panic attacks of getting lewd baited, (shows body that has abs) look at this! I lost weight when I had the chance of stop eating meat and sweets! They gave me fruit and salad to have the guts to make me look hot again!

Fuuko : At least, I've seen some lewd art enough, I don't know how is Japan keep on happening on making pornography on fictional characters that does stuff? The whole net is really something to have the dark side written all over it! Who does that to the whole wide world. And if I ever see one of these nimrods making lewd art out of me, I swear to f**king god I will mercifully stab anyone in the neck with a knife, or I will use my strength with brute force!

Andy : Hey, Fuuko. Have you seen my pants and undies for today or tonight's episode? I totally forgot that I needed to keep my privates hanging out.

Fuuko : Then what are the fusses about you and your--OH MY GOD!!! Your d*ck and Balls are showing to my face!

Gina : And I do believe that his cake is tanning in my face right now!

Shen : Dude! Put some clothes on! There's men, women, and lolis in here! No one can see your penis and your balls!

Andy : Oh that? Oh that's okay! Cause casual nudity will do just fine! But speaking of causal nudity, Me and Fuuko will do something privately in the room. With some literal privacy.

Fuuko : Really? Then what kind of privacy did we attend to?

Andy : Oh I don't know. Maybe it's just some wacky stuff in Japan I guess.

Fuuko : Sounds great to me! I'd like having privacy with you alone! What do you say that we get together later and give ourselves a nice treat. Perhaps, that we could do it in a fashionable way of how take good care ourselves. My first wish that is I am decided that I wanted spend the night all the way.

Andy : Cool. I'll be going to the same room that we were at.

Fuuko : With pleasure!

(we later show the JJBA group using drinking glasses to hear something from inside the room, Andy and Fuuko are heard while having sex with each other)

[Freek N You by Jodeci plays in the background]

Fuuko : (Sexually) Oh, Andy...you're such a naughty lucky guy!

Andy : (sexually) Oh, Fuuko! You're so cute and hot! I'm giving you this kind of good luck charm! And it's all for you!

Fuuko : (sexually moans) Please, be gentle with me, Andy! It feels so good!

(Andy and Fuuko Sexually moans)

Fuuko : (sexually screams) Motto! Motto!

Jolyne : What in the world are those two doing in there?

Josuke : This is not how it looks from what I hear about those Newcomers to David.

Dio : This is getting out of hand. Do I ever make up the minds from how do we fictional characters work things in Real World AU?

Giorno : It's best that we give them a little free time of their own.

Andy : Hold on tight, Fuuko! Here comes your lucky wish! And it's going to be a wild one!

Fuuko : (sexually) Andy-san...Iku...Iku...IKUUUUUUU! *panting* Wow, you're quite the man I that i'm really looking for. Thanks for giving me "lucky wish", my unlucky guy.

Andy : The pleasures of you is all mine, Fuuko-chan.

Fuuko : Oh, Andy-san. Andy-san, daisuki de!

Jotaro : That does it, I'm going to get to the bottom of this!

(DOOR BANG!)

Jotaro : Would you two just shut the hell up!? Some of us are trying to get some sleep! (We show Andy and Fuuko in bed, Andy comforting the sleeping Fuuko while he reads a book with glasses)

(Record Scratch!)

Andy : Oh, Hello, Mr. Kujo! Good evening and, uhh, sorry about the loud noises we made. Yep that was our First time of me and Fuuko together. Yep, we're not doing so aggressive to anyone would we. She's just sleeping and I'm reading a book.

Jotaro : Y-Yeah, you are a reading book and comforting your...well, not to be eavesdropping by the way, a thousand apologies.

Andy : So that's why me and Fuuko are spending time together and do lots of for us to Handle. Totally great, and no big whoop. I'm sure that's a friendly suggestion of duo being a...great couple. Yep, duo of boys and girls being a cute couple.

Jotaro : Good grief, save all the hugs and kisses. Remember don't make any noises around the place next time. Remember, we are making new episodes every day and you need some rest. So please, no more interruptions. I really need my beauty sleep. (Closes door)

Fuuko : So, now that's done by the way, you wanted to go make me giving you a good luck kiss?

Andy : That's exactly that I would want to hear, Fuuko.

Fuuko : Well, then. Coming to bed while finishing reading, Honey?

Andy : Yes dear.

"The Next Day..."

*Door Banging*

Andy : I'll get it! (Opens door)

Fuuko : Hi, Andy. I just got back from the hospital and my doctor told me one thing about my lucky wish that you given me.

Andy : Really, like what is your doctor telling you?

Fuuko : Well...He told me that something important to you of giving me my lucky wish. Well to come clean and to tell it for you. I have something in common for you. (Starting blushing) Andy-san...I...

Andy : Fuuko....

Fuuko : (blushing)A...Andy-san...I am...I am pregnant... pregnant with your child.

*CARTOON SFX : Crash+BOING*

Andy : Oh...Okay, and how did I even get you pregnant?

Gina : It's because of you just gave her with a lucky wish!

Andy : Oh, I actually understand that and I have one common thing that I have to say...(realizing) I forgot that people are shipping between me and Fuuko? WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FU-

Tomska : THE END.

#undead unluck #uu #jojo's bizarre adventure #andy #fuuko izumo #andy x fuuko #jotaro kujo #jolyne kujo #giorno giovanna #josuke higashikata #shen #gina #shounen jump #david production #comedy #humor #funny #crossover #romance comedy #romcom

[paperstorm]

Andie I have a very serious and important question for you. what the fuck are you putting in your fics???? It is currently 3:44am and I've been up since 8 but what am I doing? Crying as I read the end of Magnetic North that's what

The thing about me and sports fics is that I know absolutely nothing about sports except for 1 of them so usually they end up in my "Marked for later" for a while. But this is like the third time I've read a sports fic after putting it off to immediately questioning every decision I have ever made

I binged this fic like a fucking maniac but there was a logical part of me that was like "please...the assignment you've been procrastinating for 2 weeks is due tomorrow..." so I forced myself to put it down and go to sleep. That was yesterday. I brought my work with me from downstairs at 1am because "if I'm not gonna be able to sleep might as well finish this and then read Magnetic North the rest of the night" WELL I JUST FINISHED THE FIC AND I'M LITERALLY TRYING TO MAKE SENSE OF MY THOUGHTS AND IT IS NOT WORKING-

Coherency...I know how to do that yes. Starting and ending it with Marjan's article was SUCH a nice touch I loved the way she wrote about them!

Also everyone who has ever been mean to TK can line up in an abandoned parking lot...You don't hurt my boy <3 :) . HIS GROWTH??? THAT'S MY POOKIE I'M SO FUCKING PROUD OF HIM??? Picking him up and parting his head as we speak. No but seriously he's so awesome and he's been hurt so much but all he really wants is love 😭. NOW YOU GET TO HAVE SO MUCH OF IT BABY!!! Watching him slowly accept the love and care from others was beautiful. I fucking love fics where a character heals. HIM CHOOSING HIMSELF HELL YEAH YOU GOT THIS! Carlos saying how TK looked healthier and Marjan too!! YES MY BOY IS IN HIS LOVER ERA AND I'M SO SO HERE FOR IT! I am starting to sound like a broken record but he genuinely fills me with so much pride and he's not even real 😭. THE REHABILITATION CENTER!! and he named it after Gwen...I'm so okay about this...

Carlos...where do I even start. I need to hug him let's start there. It broke my heart so badly when he didn't even get the chance to come out on his own terms. That is such a real fear and I honestly saw a part of myself in it. The "questioning everything you do in case someone suspects" If I ever find out who that photographer was...Gabriel won't be the only one who will need an alibi 🩷 NO OF COURSE I'm not bringing knives now that would be absurd wouldn't it? /sarc. He deserves all the love and acceptance actually. I loved the scene where he goes to the ranch after he was outed it was so healing for both Carlos and I actually that's my projection guy ✌️💕. Jkjk. TK commenting how much happier and freer Carlos was...sobbing into my pillow oh my god I'm so proud of him. AND HE WON THAT BIG CHAMPIONSHIP WHATEVER I TOLD YOU IDK SPORTS!

These fuckers got engaged what the fuck is wrong with them I hate them so much no I'm not crying! /lh. The kiss at the parade oh my god I will literally never ever recover from this fic Andie you have broken me. I will never once again be a normal human. I still think about The Firehouse like 23 times a day now Magnetic North will join too

So I did actually end up watching some random hockey highlights so I would have some idea as to what's going on and also oh you used real team players that's cool!! Did not know those people existed in real life but good to know. Now I can say I've read fanfiction with NHL players /j. Okay but srsly the team was absolutely AMAZING!! The way they're all such a family! How supportive they were of Tarlos! Kissing them all on the head (the fictional ones idk about the real ones)!

Okay WOW this got long. There's a reason I typed this in my notes app first. Imma attach my real time reaction to the parking lot kiss here

I am in the car (love being a gay) and I just read the parking lot kiss and my anxiety SPIKED because I was like "no no no they're gonna get outed oh my god NOOOO" TEARS IN MY EYES READING NANCY CALLING THEM UP AND TELLING THEM TO CHECK TWITTER!!! I want that photographer to meet me in an abandoned lot...NO I'M NOT BRINGING KNIVES WHY WOULD YOU EVEN INSINUATE THAT- /sarc (last part)

I have a question! You must be really familiar with Hockey to write this fic. Do you play? /gen

Okay now I will sleep because I'm genuinely very tired. If this doesn't make sense blame it on the fact that I've been up for way too long. I loved this fic Andie, like and insane amount. It's all so beautiful and well rounded and I was so enthralled by it, it's crazy. Thank you for this fic, you're awesome!

All the tone tags I used: (I just have really bad anxiety and don't want anything to be misinterpreted so!)

/sarc: sarcasm

/lh: light-hearted

/j: joking

/gen: genuine

I am a little bit speechless about this 🥺🥺 thank you so so so much, I’m so happy you liked it!! Thank you for taking the time to send this to me, I’m swooning 🤩 and I played a lot of street hockey as a kid but never was on a team or anything, I just watch it a lot!

#911ls asks #magnetic north #paperstorm writes

[luna-the-shark4254]

Daily incorrect quotes time

035: 049, you're my best friend. 049: Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend. 049: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

049: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

Andy: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. 049: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. Andy: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.

Monika: Wow! 035 made you cry? Catgurl, tearing up: Yes, and they said some really mean things that are only partly true.

Kiki: I trusted you! 035: Why?

999: What’s it like being tall? 999: Is it nice? 999: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? 049: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Kiki: It was one time!

999: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

*Casually in the Middle of a High Stakes/Dangerous Situation* Catgurl: How do you eat pickles? 999: What do you mean? Catgurl: I mean, there's a whole process. It's not like you can grab them from the jar with your hand, because it's cold and the juice burns if you have a cut, plus, it's pretty unsanitary. And you can't use a spoon because you'll have to scoop it out, and it'll be way too difficult to grab more than three or four without taking 10 minutes along with half the brine in the jar, even if it's one with holes. 999: Yeah, that's why you use a fork. Catgurl: Okay, sure, but what if you don't have one of the big ones clean? It's weird to use a small one. But there is always one of those smaller sharp knives clean. 999: But the straight edge doesn't really fit the cylindrical shape, and you have to make sure you don' t break it, it's too much work. Catgurl: It makes me feel like I deserve the pickles though. Like, "Yeah, I did it. That's right. Good job me." It's empowering. But even after that, it's not like you can use a bowl. 999: I get that, it's not ascetically pleasing. Catgurl: Exactly! And it looks weird if you don't entirely fill the bowl, but you also can't eat that many. My solution: Use a mug. 999: *Nods in agreement* Andy: That is all very interesting, BUT WE'RE TRYING NOT TO DIE RIGHT NOW! USE YOUR LIMITED ATTENTION SPANS AND FOCUS! Catgurl: Jeez, okay. 999: Quit yelling at us already.

049: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off? Monika: What? No, I— 035: *enters room* 049: *jaw clenches*

049: H-how do you ask someone out? Monika: Well, first- Catgurl: Don't ask them, they asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. 049: ...And you said yes?

999: *running towards 049 with open arms* 049: *moves out of the way* 999: Hey, why'd you move?! 049: I thought you were going to attack me. 999: I was going to hug you! 049: Why would you hug me? 999: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

Monika: Hey Kiki, wanna third wheel on my date with Catgurl tomorrow? Kiki: Sure. Monika: Andy! Wanna third wheel on my date with Catgurl tomorrow? Monika: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date! Kiki & Andy: ... Catgurl: Monika...

999: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. 035: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. 999: Not when you’re playing with 049, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

Kiki: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops! 035: *loads shotgun* I got this. Kiki: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-

049: *walks to cabinet, removes oreo box, takes half a sleeve, throws empty box out* Hi! 999: Hey- what are you doing-? 049, shoving an oreo into their mouth: I am saving space :D

Monika: Catgurl, do you love me? Catgurl: Of course I do! Monika: Would you still love me if I did something bad? Catgurl: Well, of course I… would… Monika: I mean something really, really— Catgurl: Monika, what did you do?

999: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this? 049: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it* 999: Aww, it's a love note for 035? 049: No- 999: *opens it* 999: 049: 999: I can't read this.

049: Do you think I'm plastic? 035: No. 049: Phew. Oka- 035: Plastic, at least, has some use in life. You're not plastic.

Catgurl: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Monika: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Catgurl: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Monika: Is it working?

Catgurl, sweating: Monika, there’s something I need to ask you- Monika: Finally! You’re proposing! Catgurl: How’d you know? Monika: Catgurl, you’ve dropped the ring five times during dinner. Monika: I even picked it up once.

999: Catgurl, get that hidious thing out of the living room, would you? Catgurl: 049, 999 wants you to get out of the house.

Catgurl: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! Monika: Okay, can you do the dishes? Catgurl: No!

Gender swapped 049: If I was married to you I would put poison in your coffee. Catgurl: If I was married to you I’d drink it.

Monika: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely. 999, 049, & Catgurl: Okay. Monika: If you don't want to die, give me all your money. 999: Bold of you to assume I have money. 049: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die. Catgurl: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Catgurl: *is hugging 999* 035: Hey! It's my turn to hug 999! 035: *grabs 999* Monika: *kicking down the door* What do you mean, "yOuR tUrN"? We agreed now is my time slot! Catgurl: No, It's still my turn! 999: *suffocating* Guys, I love you, but just because I'm the smallest doesn't mean you can be hugging me constantly! 035: But we need the moral support! Catgurl: And you're small! Which is cute! Monika: If I don't hug you right now I think the depression will kick in and my body will stop functioning. 999: *close to tears* Well- I, I guess.

Catgurl: Astrology is fun because i can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Taurus and not symptoms of mental illness. 049: Being a Taurus is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

Monika: Shh, here comes Catgurl! Andy: Quick, 049, start talking about boring nerd stuff! 049: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. Andy: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

Catgurl: I want a trip down memory lane. Kiki: *proceeds to grab every WOF book they have and sets them in Catgurl's lap* Kiki: I heard you needed these? Catgurl: YES! ALL OF THEM!

Gender swapped 049: I’m 80% awesome 20% water and 100% sexy. Gender swapped 035: That’s 200%. Gender swapped 049: I’m twice the woman you’ll ever be.

Catgurl: Hey, random question, what are your favorite flowers? Gender swapped 049: Lavenders, why? Catgurl: Gender swapped 049: Were you going to get me flowers? Catgurl: Gender swapped 049: Catgurl: ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵃ ᵖᵒˢˢᶦᵇᶦˡᶦᵗʸ

#scp 035 #scp incorrect quotes #scp 049 #oc incorrect quotes #monika ddlc #ddlc incorrect quotes #sayori ddlc #Yuri ddlc #Natsuki ddlc #Scp 999

[chickensarentcheap]

Esme stuff (Tyler centric)

For @tragiclyhip​ who needs a cheer up!

@innerpaperexpertcloud​, @secretaryunpaid​

That’s not a man that’s hungover. That’s a man that was up alllll night with colicky twin boys.   Love you, babe. You’re the best damn husband, baby maker, labour and delivery coach, and daddy hands on daddy any woman could ever ask for.  Thanks for letting me sleep last night!

What in the Ron Jeremy, boom chicka bow wow, seventies porn star hell is going on here?

#justgoingtogetahaircuthesays  #heisnevergoingtherealongEVERAGAIN

Sir, you’re going to have to start wearing long sleeve shirts. At least for a bit. Because I’m ovulating and horny AF and we don’t need another shark biscuit to add to our collection.

Normal pants and underwear? (Those red things are one of only six pairs he owns, BTW).  I guess I can forgive the holes in the shirt.

PS:  He brought out a dad joke when I mentioned the shirt.  His exact words: “It’s Sunday. It’s my holey shirt.”

Mmmmhmmm. 

PPS:  Just so you know, the happy trail leads to wonderful things

Also, how does this man wear his pants so low? And why aren’t they done up?

#borninabarn

OMG. So we are in London.  For a client meet and greet and some fancy ass event neither of us really want to go to.  He messages me from the hotel gym to say ‘meet me in the lobby. we’ll go for lunch’.   So I’m thinking, ‘oh, he’s going to shower and change down there.  Okay’.  I go downstairs and he’s waiting and I notice he is DRENCHED in sweat.  And at first he’s playing it all cool and reserved and making small chit chat and you know what he does? He grabs me and wraps me in this bear hug and let me tell you, he smells RIPE.

Jerk face.

Lucky I love you.

In Europe :) A family trip to as many places as we can fit in.  I wasn’t sure if I should trust him when he said he was taking the boys and himself for hair cuts.  He is so damn lucky...

#favehaircut #heissogettinglaidtonight

A throwback to his lumberjack stage!!  The beard hadn’t really started yet, but still...

Someone is happy to be home.

I may or may not have cried to see him in one piece.   I miss him when he’s gone. I worry.  I can’t help it.

We totally DID NOT have a forty five minute fully clothed make out session like horny high schoolers.

Did you know someone’s voice alone can bring about the Big O? If they’re saying the ‘right’ things? I didn’t.  But I sure found out quick. Look how proud of himself he is.

#HusbandIloveyourface

Forgive me folks. I don’t get to see him in full out mercenary mode (or close to full out.  No blood shed. Or at least real blood. What you see is fake. And used during advanced first aid training) very often and he’s been out in the outback training new guys for a couple of days so I today I ventured out there and found THIS.  Sweet baby Jesus.  F*ck me sideways. Literally.   He’s insanely hot all the time, but THIS?  *fans self off*

Oh, btw honey, we got a bird while you were gone. 

Double date night with my sis and her wifey.  The old fella cleans up nice, doesn’t he?

Surfing lesson day! To be fair, he’s been trying to teach me at least four times a week for about seven years, but I digress.  He has the patience of a saint and he loves sharing his passion with me and appreciates my enthusiasm.

My instructor is totally hawt.  I may have slapped his ass and said “nice bum, where ya from?”

He told me stop objectifying him.

NEVER.

Our dear friend Andy took this and now I think I owe him my first born. Or a kidney.

#holyFACK

#Tyler and Esme series #Esme Rake

[oh-my-damn]

OKAY SO

history teacher was one of my favourite teachers. he had that sarcastic, dry kinda humour - had a “friendly bullying” kinda rapport with all of us. he was super sweet and almost like frighteningly smart, LOVED his subject so he was always so sad with himself when we failed a test omg rip. i don’t think he even recognised me at first bc i am heavily tattooed now but we smiled and said hello and !!! he looks built as fuck now and you can see the tattoos on his arms yummm.

no but ari PLEASEEEE . that’s such a good idea, college professor ari !!! maybe he’s back home after working with the government to save refugees, and it’s not long before everyone on campus hears about his stories because he has so many to share after everything he’s been through and all the places he’s seen. all the normal students are in awe like wow isn’t he so cool !!! but you can’t force yourself past the thought of oh my god fuck he’s so hot. so maybe you wear your favourite short skirts to his classes and make sure to attend every single one, bending to pick up your bags or tie your shoe laces 👀👀

- all from 🚀 anon !!

Okay first things first

YOU SOUND COOL AS SHIT WITH YOUR HEAVILY TATTOED THING HELLO YOURE PROBABLY FUCKING BADASS

Second

Go get that teacher bestie, is he single?! He sounds hot as balls lets go get him and then keep updating me okay! Pls

Third

ABSOLUTELY i am obsessed with teacher ari !! I see him as like a guest lecturer type situation teaching an electable at a college (foreign affairs or something, someone tell me what would be good lol) and he would have to wear dress shirts and slacks all the time but he would be visibly uncomfortable, always rolling up his sleeves or trying to stretch it cus its too tight by flexing subtly

AND you take his class and sit in the front row every day, you took the course bc youre really interested in the subject but then he starts talking and youre mesmerized, you don't even take notes bc youre so fucking distracted by how he runs his hand through his hair as he speaks or how his blue button up makes his eyes glow and how gorgerous it looks with his tan skin

OKAY BUT IT COULD ALSO BE A TWIST LIKE YOU HOOKED UP WITH A RANDOM STRANGER THE WEEKEND BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS AND THEN YOU WALK IN AND YOUR TEACHER IS THE GUY WHO FUCKED YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE AND NOW YOURE FORCED TO WATCH HIM EVERY DAY WHILE HE SUBTLE LOOKS AT YOU, LICKING HIS BOTTOM LIP WHEN YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT

....

Oh my god no it happened again, ari is stealing me away from writing andy STOP IT ARI

(He looked like this when you met him at the bar) SKSJDNS FUCK NO STOP IT

#mandy answers #🚀 anon #my icarus babe #GO AWAY ARI I CANT DO THIS #but also i gotta do this

[chris-continues]

Ouran High School Host Club- AU

I made this piece for my friend, Andi! I don’t know if he has a tumblr, but this is for you man :))

(Also sorry if this sounds rushed/awkward, I haven’t watched ouran in a good while!)

I decided to write andi in as Haruhi, since I associate them with Haruhi a lot.

———————————————-

Andi sighed, stretching their arms and exiting an apartment shared with their parents.

Today would mark a day at a new school. A rich kid school. Hell, they had to wear a suit! (Not that he was complaining, suits are cool.) Their usual morning routine became stricter with school, up early, dressed and cleaned, ready and prepped.

They thought of what was to come today.

Ouran Academy, the school of the filthy rich, was where they were attending.

Andi straightened their tie before running out the door.

…

The occasional exhaustion and excitement that came with the first day of school ending meshed together as Andi wandered the halls.

I’ll just get home a bit later. Maybe I can draw or something for awhile to calm myself down.

They would’ve gone to the library if they knew where it was, but for now they settled with finding any old empty room to allow them to relax.

“Music room 3… 3’s a good number.”

They opened the heavy door, rose petals whooshing past their face.

“Welcome to the host club!” Several cheery voices ringed out, “Why hello, your highness.”

A handsome guy with blonde hair gifted Andi’s hand a kiss, two salmon haired boys snickered to each other while a few others stood back.

Why the sudden touch? Who are these guys?

“The.. Host Club?”

Hosts are those guys that flirt with people if they pay them, right? But you can’t really have people pay you to be in a school club, is it different here?

“We profit off of our sales on merchandise. Do not worry, we haven’t publicly broken any regulations.” A male with dark hair and glasses spoke up, almost sensing Andi’s worries immediately.

He gives off a creepy vibe.. shiver..

“If it isn’t a new person!” Two voices peeped up.

One of the salmon haired boys with his hair parted to the left spoke: “We’ve been looking for some fresh meat!”

“Huhh.. so what’s your name?” Another, with his hair parted to the right squints at Andi.

“Uhm- Andi. Hi.” They awkwardly do a little wave.

I should really get out of here-

They ended up bumping into the blonde,

“Ah- sorry!”

More people spoke of the apparent mistake they had made,

“Into the boss?”

“Wow, that’s practically property damage!”

“Could we get them to pay us for that?”

The blonde stumbled back to a door,

“My apologies! Mamaaa! Get some tea for the commoner!”

Andi never thought they’d spend the afternoon on the first day of school talking to a whole club of people. Especially the blonde,

“My name is Tamaki Suoh, but you can address me as your knight in shining armor! What brings you to Ouran Academy?”

It was actually rather enjoyable.

A kind senior, Honey (and his very tall bodyguard Mori) had offered a few sweets to Andi. He didn’t mind indulging in some treats after making sure they didn’t have to pay for the snacks

“Oh uh, thank you Honey! I’m here because of the scholarship. And an exam program..” they twirled with their fork as they took a bite out of Angel food cake.

Delicious, fluffy, wow.

“I’m glad you seem to be enjoying the cake!” Tamaki was very lighthearted and easy to talk to, along with being a bit dramatic and a dork. Not that there was any negatives to that.

Andi tried to finish up a bite, wanting to continue conversation. “Mhm!” They wiped frosting from the corner of their lip.

“You’ve got some charm to you, don’t you?”

That was random. Is this what it’s like to talk to hosts?

“I mean, I’m just some guy…”

“GUY? Those are dirty boy words!” Tamaki’s arms wiggled like spaghetti as he had a tantrum.

How the hell do I react to this? Should I laugh, should I apologize should I-

A set of familiar voices made their appearance yet again.

“Don’t worry, he’s usually more stupid when we don’t have as many guests.”

“Hope you’re not around to see that, it’s hard to handle!”

“Especially when he grows mushrooms!”

Mushrooms? I have no idea what they mean…

More controlled (?) chaos ensues, but eventually, the day had to close.

“Oh, it seems we talked for the whole meeting! Your company was so amazing, your highness.”

“Just Andi is fine. I’ll uhh, see you tomorrow?”

“I’ll have Kyoya email you our club schedules, if you’d like to see- me- us again.” Tamaki smiled, going to bid the other members of the host club goodbye.

“Yeah!” Andi scurried off, holding their bag close to him nervously.

‘Huh, I guess that was an interesting experience.’

Andi’s thoughts pestered them as he walked home, but behind doors of the host club more thoughts arose.

“Didn’t the boss seem off to you?” Hikaru questioned Kyoya.

“Hmm. Maybe so. We’ll see how it all works out.”

#ouran host club #ouran hshc #ouran tamaki #tamaki suoh #anime #chris writes #ouran kyoya #kyoya ootori #mori ouran #ouran honey #hikaru #kaoru hitachiin

[psych---ologically-deranged]

psych commentary 2x03

SF, Chris Henze, KK, Andy Berman, JRr, DH. Six ppl, wow.

AB: Hi everyone, I'm Dick Chibbles & I wrote the episode KK: Kelly Kulchak, executive producer (in her normal way, as always, I love her sm, but she is sometimes too soft spoken for me to hear) Chris Henze Steve Franks JRr: I'm the guy that played Wyatt in Weird Science DH, in some fake bedroom voice: Dulé Hill, Actor. I'm trying to be professional, like Henze.

Thanks Doc! Glad they brought him back

"He was bit by a werewolf"

Why was it a SIX PAGE tease? (KK: it's usually two)

Lassiter doppelganger, they wanted this beautiful man to play ANYTHING so they kept trying to put him as a character

AB: I call him the "pectoral prince"

LDP stayed for the read-through of the next episode & read for Zapato

KK "Shawn is the only one in a comedy, everyone else is in a drama"

"He was like a little kid!" "& he was just as excited to hang with you"

Her new hair!

SF: Why shoot them in sequence?

Pam Per, mildred my beloved

SF: *fighting with The Powers That Be to keep Mildred* KK: The powers that be? You mean ME?

Mel D, smart man

KK: Do a music video with you [SF] doing lead & James & Dulé singing backup

JRr: Pull the opening titles off another show & use them for ours

"Is that TC flying a helicopter?"

An actual home depot

"This was the actor Mel Damski & Chris Henze came to fisticuffs over"

SF: There's a moment we'll tell to the listeners of the commentary track, all eight of them, Me: Me, my mom, my brother, my other brother... Where are the other four?

Montages <3

C Earnst Hearth, awesome name

Very tall actor, that's why he's sitting

Is there a story behind the name Garrison? AB: I should make something up CH: Your favourite female tennis player in the 80s AB: This is true AB: But now you just ruined a major sexual fantasy for me CH: I'm not the one who picked that name for him, you did! What does that say about you?

Yes, & yes! SF: Everyone do their version. Mine is ye~s, And Ye~e~s AB, nasally: yies, yies, &... Yie~s! KK: Dule would you like a tuna fish sandwich? DH: Yés, Yés!

Network: Why does he have a corn collection?

Movement! Andy's scripts are 18 pages longer but they come out the same size because he, just like in high school, he changes the margins & reduces the font sizes so you need a microscope to be able to read it Me too buddy, I have my writing in three columns size three. I have a draft/outline for one of my fictions in 4 columns at font 1. That google doc takes a While to load. Andy berman be like "it's ok because I put in shawn & gus talk very fast"

The music (& lassiter just Listening, intrigued)

LDP learned to do that with a quarter specifically for that shot

KK: [lassiter] has a Man Crush

JRr: Gus & I having a private conversation 7 inches away from everyone else

Grape eating contest???? (AB failed against Pamela, but won the pushup contest by two)

SF, lying: Andy printed off a bunch of the fake TV money & bought the crew gifts

*pinap upside down cake in easy bake oven) KK: This was questionable SF: Not to me CH: It was funny, just not necessary SF: We had to work really hard to get an easy bake oven up in Canada. *bidding war on Ebay*

"they don't have burritos up there"

"It's by a body of water" 'That's the best you could come up with?' KK: You've been WAITING to put that line in since season one SF: Everything is by a body of water Poor Dule hasn't had a line in this episode yet, too many other people Then again he can say things with just a look

Actually Pip *singular*

"personal crush on one of the hungarian residents"

Man crush to fisticuffs

the washer & drier Well I mean it IS european

Billy Zane

Duuude! *whispering on the commentary* SF: They just came up with an idea for episode five of season three "Oh dude that's genius!" *won't spoil it for us*

TO *tampering with evidence* LDP *picks it right up*

this is where the wait for it appears ig

Shawn Spencer ultimately super cool dude, but yet with Bianca, holding a pillow to your chest I was trying to score by appearing vulnerable & that scene turned into Wauwh

There's got to be nothing more fun for an actor than just kissing someone who's married & their spouse is sitting ten feet away on the stage

DH: why are is he holding that PILLOW like that? KK, crying: I don't know Dulé SF: He's nervous & it's protecting him who told Shawn THAT was the way to be cool & then try to get somewhere with a lady

I like that YOU are the Holly Hunter

"the silence, poor Kelly has to watch this" 'Kelly gets very uncomfortable when two human beings are kissing' KK *laughing awkwardly*

Mel Gibson, people

KK: Wakes up in the fetal position AB: I still want to know when Shawn put a t-shirt & boxers back on CH: He fell asleep crying in the fetal position so that's how he woke up. It's USA network Hanky Panky, we can't show the crying & the shower

*creepy horrible location right in the hotel* We just walked through some double doors & *shudders audibly* Suddenly we're in chop-me-up land We were expecting a banquet room...

Steve Franks line: we're lucky if our psychic doesn't lick the body

That's right, I totally DID wonder what the chief meant about the case being solved, like no it is More Complicated, not Solved

*the one with the flashlight back there*

AB: We don't need to see Corbin eating the pineapple upside down cake close up like that SF: There is more footage of Corbin eating that than you could imagine.

*same purple shirt*

AB: Don't you hate it when characters never repeat an outfit? KK: No?? Do you??? AF: Chris Henze never repeats a wardrobe in real life CH: What's embarrassing is that I HAVE that orange shirt SF: What's embarrassing is I didn't realize that shirt was orange KK: Is that the one where I said "let's put it on the ground & have a picnic?" SF, deadpan: no JRr: What a fun little thing for you to say though? KK: a nice little checkerboard JRr: It's cute KK: Nothing says "picnic" more than Chris Henze

KK: Ilike how there are people rolling by in skateboards & then there are just two guys hanging out in coats

JRr or AB: I think we should use this location more often, the exterior of the psych office. DH: I think we shouldn't, bcause that's in whiterock AB: That palm tree is being Blown Down

push-in HE DID DISAPPEAR FOR A SEC

Andy "Subtle" Berman

In Mildred's luggage there was supposed to be a bondage magazine with no reference to it, just a guy in leather on the front

"Shotgun"

DH: & if you watch, all this time I'm sitting in my trailer. I came out to the shot, saw how cold it was, & asked, "Mel? Am I in this shot? No? I'll be in my trailer. If you need me, call me.

KK: $240 000 an episode; Dule is in his trailer

AB: We had to put a curtain in the entrance because it's an ambulance jet: all that's there is a single stretcher

SF: We say this every episode, but we make this show on 45 dollars an episode *last episode he said $20, the a few before that he said $4, & the other day he said $200* Me: ... More or less yeah

Shawn, when getting kidnapped: I'm allergic to peanuts! SF: as if she's going to hand out snacks once they reach their cruising altitude

Adam Cohen & John Woodrard? I'm deaf, who are the composers?

"What is this?"

*Other things that fell out of the bag* AB: It could be more embarrassing, it could be something vibrating KK: Why would she leave her cell phone in her suitcase? AB: That's what it was CH: That's right

LDP went to the gym every morning before showing up to set

SF: This shot almost got cut out but Lou Diamond Phillips got so sad

AB: Look at that CH: & not a hair on the guy's body KK: I know it's so awesome SF: I spent an hour waxing him before this shot KK: I didn't know that was part of your job SF: I do it all

*James came out with no pants*

I want a 75 minute episode! Not just four minutes of deleted scenes! Give me ALL the deleted shots & extended scenes

#psych commentary 2x03

[dragonfly92]

OLD FAMILY FRIENDS CHAPTER ELEVEN

It had been a few months since Melissa's and Lonny's wedding they had their honeymoon which was in Italy for two weeks of course Sarah and Andy had been spending more time together which is what Sarah needed more than anything especially with Andy going on a solo tour but of course Lonny would be going with him but it's alright seeing as Sarah was going to be busy with some solo photoshoots which is what she has been doing for a while now she had been noticed by a famous fashion designer and it thankfully paid more, right now Harper was on tour and Rose was working with a famous band helping to produce so everyone was keeping themselves busy.

Sarah was sitting in the chair having a five minute break she decided on texting Andy to see how he was doing typing, "Hey not sure if you will see this now or later on but just wanted to see how you and Lonny are doing also hope you guys are having fun, you can tell me when you guys get back." Before Sarah could response her boss called her over so she puts her phone away, gets up from the chair and walks over to him saying, "Hey alright we've got a few more photos to take and then we can call it a day sounds alright to you?" Sarah smiles nodding her head saying, "Yeah sounds like a plan to me."

SARAH'S PHOTOSHOOT OUTFIT

Twenty minutes later it was over, she had changed out of the clothes that she had been told to wear, she picked up her bag hearing her phone go off she sees that it's a message from Andy and he had put, "Hey sorry was asleep yeah we are doing pretty good actually, we will definitely tell you all about it when we get back, plus there's something that I've been meaning to ask you but rather do it in person than over the phone also hows the photoshoot going I'm not getting you into any trouble am I?" Sarah smiles texting back, "I understand and can't wait to hear all your guys stories about your travels and yeah that does seem better plus you can see my reaction on what it is you've been meaning to ask me and don't worry I'm wrapped for the day so not in any trouble whatsoever."

They ended up texting each other for a while then Sarah received a message from Rose saying, "Hey just wondering if you are free right now maybe wanna come hangout at the studio and also meet the band that I am producing with  unless you are still working then maybe another time?" Sarah smiles replying, "I'm finished for the day so yeah I will come hangout with you wait where's Harper then?" Rose messages back saying, "She's on tour at the moment but she soon be back in a few days wait what about Andy and Lonny how long are they away for?" 

Before Sarah could response she received a message but from Andy this time saying, "Hey well I am relieved that you didn't get in any trouble just to let you know we've got a few more shows left the last one happens to be back in LA so I was wondering if you wanted to come and see us perform that is unless you are busy working that day plus it could give us a chance to talk face to face seeing as we haven't seen each other for a few months now but it's completely up to you." Sarah smiles and types back, "Yeah me too though my manager is pretty cool, he kind of lets me get away with nearly anything, yeah I would love to come to the show want me to invite the other girls or just me?"

She then got into her car to drive off to the studio that Rose was in turns out she's with Jessica as well and messages her saying, "Hey just leaving the studio now shouldn't be too long depending on the traffic so I will see you guys soon hopefully." As she was about to leave she received another message but this time it was from Andy saying, "LOL wow and if I'm being honest I would love it just to be you I know Lonny has already invited Mel but knowing them they will go off and do whatever they want too so would give us some one on one time and have their long awaiting conversation that we've been meaning to have, I will send you the date and location also I've let the guys that are running the venue that I'm waiting on you, so you won't need a ticket they will escort you to where I am see you soon xxx."

SARAH'S OUTFIT, HAIRSTYLE AND JEWELLERY

Sarah had arrived at the studio and headed inside where Rose was waiting patiently for her talking to the band that she was producing with turns out it's a band that happens to be with friends with the gang Asking Alexandria, Danny is the first to spot Sarah and has a huge grin on his face, to be fair it had been a while since the guys had seen her he speaks up saying, "Well hello stranger it's been ages since we last saw each other how have you been?" Sarah smiles standing next to Rose saying, "Hey I know right, I've been good and busy how have you been?" They share a hug and he says, "We've been pretty good and just keeping busy but right now we are taking a break so you and me can have a conversation, that I've been dying to what to know about."

So they sat down on the couch whilst everyone had gone off to starbucks to get drinks of course they promised to bring one back for Sarah and Danny, he speaks up asking her "So I know you've probably heard this a thousand times but to be fair you haven't heard it from me what is going on between you two I mean yeah heard about the whole thing that happened last year but come on that's last year and I mean it's so clear that you two care about each other." Sarah laughs a little saying, "Yeah you right I have heard that so many times but so has poor Andy of course we care about each other this last year we've gotten closer he's my rock whenever I need someone to cheer me up he's that guy there's no one else in the world that cheer me up like he can."

Danny remains quiet so Sarah continues by saying, "Plus there is something you should know is that in a few days time he's coming here for a final show messaged me asking if I wanted to go and see him, of course I thought he meant the group but no he just meant me because he wants to talk just me and him, of course Mel's gonna be there but she and Lonny will probably want some alone time considering they haven't seen each other for quite a few months trust me I know about it, but then I also understand." Danny smirks saying, "You are seriously smitten with him aren't you so when you go and see him, see what he has to say and who knows he might even ask you out because when I was on tour with him, he couldn't stop staring at pictures of you it was seriously sweet."

They ended up talking for a little while longer that was until the others had come back with the drinks as they had promised Rose had remembered Sarah's favourite drink which is the classic hot chocolate, she wasn't really much of a coffee drinker anymore and Dan was giving his usually then he headed back into the studio along with the guys whilst Sarah stayed behind the screen with Rose, it was a pretty awesome day and she got to spend some quality time with one of her best friends who was like a sister to her, of course Sarah had brought up what Andy asked and she was more than happy for Sarah to go without her which was really supportive of her also shows how much she cares about Sarah and Andy.

ROSE'S OUTFIT AND HAIRSTYLE

[custmation]

the whole story of whackE land ( wattpad story )

Once apon a time in 1947 a young white girl named Adam wishmel was a 9 year old girl that loved reading and writing she lived in London I wonder what Adam is doing now let find out now 

1947 londan 9:57 pm 

Adam: that book was funny I love that the chicken cross the road and made it back too it family 

*lightning strike* 

Adam: oh no I should get home fast don't want to get struck by lighting 

*Adam runs* 

*thunder strike hits adam* 

Adam: auuugh 

*Adam falls into a river* 

Adam fell into a long river hurt hope she ok 

A voice was heard Adam wake up 

Adam woke up scared 

Adam: ahhh where am I anyone here 

*Adam walk out of a room* 

Adam: hello hello anyone im lost and I need help oh my a another room but there no doors here but a window maybe I should open it to get out of here 

*Adam opens the window* 

Adam: oh my what is this place 

*Adam. Look shocked everywhere* 

Adam: oh my a sign it says welcome to whackE land I'm this place looks so beautiful but the title of this place look kind scary 

Adam was walking around this weird place for a few minutes there was stuff everywhere big lollipops replace as trees candy as flowers and water as ice tea it was a wonder land but it not 

A few hours later 

Adam seen a house that had pink she thought it look nice so she went their wanting to tell them they have a nice house color but when she knock on the door all the lights in that house turned off 

Adam: oh my im sorry I didn't mean to scare you please I was just bring nice and wanted to say your home is wonderful . . . Ok I be on my way now 

???: wait 

Adam: hm 

Tea head: my name is tea head please come in we are so sorry for not answering 

Adam: it ok 

*Adam walked into tea heads house* 

Tea head: welcome do you like some tea Adam 

Adam: how do you know my name 

Tea head: we all were waiting for you Adam you little girl 

Adam: ok and I would like some tea just not to hot 

Tea head: sure 

*tea head took a tea cup and put it in his tea cup head and took it out and give it to adam* 

Adam: oh thanks 

*Adam slips the tea* 

Adam: wow this tea is just to good 

Tea head: thanks it takes a lot of power to make the Perfect tea 

Adam: I should get going now thanks 

Tea head: wait Adam 

Adam: yea Mr tea head 

Tea head: you know there is another person that near this house that quite a storyteller I tell you some information on that person they are sibling one a boy one a girl they like telling stories 

Adam: ok anything else 

Tea head: well they are not too nice if you mention the smiling boy 

Adam: who is that 

Tea head: oh I shouldn't tell it not really good 

Adam: oh that boy must be a bad guy 

Tea head: well kinda oh we don't know  Just don't get into trouble 

Adam: oh I won't I promised 

Tea head: nice 

(meanwhile at the real world) 

With Adams brother Andy 

Andy: where is Adam it been 4 hours and it very late at night 

*a box fell* 

Andy: what the how did a box fell in here there no boxes in here 

Andy then looked up and seen a big hole in the ceiling it looked very cool but andy don't know why is there boxes felling from that hole 

Andy: hey I should be opening these  boxes 

*andy opened one of the boxes* 

Andy: a picture of Adam with a weird tea cup head guy weird what in the other box 

*andy opened up another box* 

Andy: what the alice with two other kids ok that might be her friends but im kinda worried now 

*window broke* 

Andy: what the what happening!! 😨 

*door opening and closing* 

Andy: what the meaning of this 

*light turning on and off* 

Andy; please stop leave me alone 

* a voice telling Andy that he should go after Adam* 

Andy: Adam I will find you and take you home I promise 

This was another adventure for Andy and Adam ( a spin-off called Andy ) 

( meanwhile with Adam ) 

Adam was walking through a yellow good path into a forest where her new friend was 

Adam: oh what a beautiful bird 

*Adam takes the bird and a sing a little song* 

Adam: my mom use to sing this song to me before she died 

🎵 forever and ever bird 

Adam: Forever and ever  Is a very long time, mom 

Forever isn't long at all  When I'm with you 

I wanna call your name, forever  And you will always answer, forever  And both of us will be  Forever you and me  Forever and ever 

I wanna stay like this, forever  If only I could promise forever  Then we could just be we  Forever you and me 

Forever and ever 

Forever and ever  Is a very long time honey 

Forever isn't long at all mom  When I'm with you 

Oh, I wanna be with you, forever  I want you right here, beside me, forever 

One thing you should know  No matter where I go  We'll always be together 

Forever and ever 

Adam: hope you like it 

Bird: you sign very well Adam 

Adam: oh my you can talk bird 

Bird: yes you can call me Birdly 

Adam: ok birdly 

Bridly: I will always watch you and keep you safe 

Adam: thanks 

Birdly: well got to go bye Adam 

Adam: bye Mr birdly 

Birdly: that Adam is one nice kid 

Adam: that bird is very cool 

Yet again Adam was walking in the forest I wonder where she will end up 

Adam: hey um at you guys storytellers 

??: why yes we are 

Adam: you must be Ronnie and you must be Rex 

Ronnie and Rex: your right sport 

Adam: cool 

Andy: Adam where ever you are I will find you sister no matter what I miss you and will find a way to get you back I promise on my mom grave to keep you save no matter what im your big brother and I know your here somewhere I just know it on the bottom of my heart 

( part 2 ) 

Adam: do you must be Ronnie and you must be rex 

Ronnie and rex: yep that right that us all right 

Adam: so your story writers and storytellers 

Rex: yes Adam and it is nice to have you here Adam everyone loves to have you here 

Ronnie: yeah like sometimes you can sing your heart out with happiness  

Adam: yeah I know how that feels I sing random songs that other people sing 

Ronnie: same 

Rex: hey want to hear a story Adam 

Adam: why yes I want to I love stories 

Rex: well get ready to have your mind blown away with this story 

( the story begins ) 

Rex: once upon a time there was a yellow bear and a young boy the yellow bears name was winnie and the boy was named Christopher robins they were great friends 

Winnie: what a morning I wonder what Christopher robin is doing I should go check on him 

*winnie lifted his house and walk to Christopher robins house* 

Winnie: Christopher robins ? 

*winnie looked around* 

Winnie: where is that boy oh a note worry for me I been kidnapped 

Pooh was shocked and scared 

Winnie: OH MY CHRISTOPHER ROBINS HAVE BEEN KIDNAPPED 

pooh was running around yelling Christopher robins is missing 

Owl rabbit and the others was shocked so they followers pooh 

Later on 

Winnie: we have to make a plan to save Christopher robin 

Rabbit: what if we make traps like a hole 

Owl: maybe that help 

Winnie: hey where is piglet and trigger 

Owl: well I think they are messing around because piglet is laying down on the floor with red stuff coming out of her head with her arms bring gone with trigger heads gone with red stuff too 

Rabbit: wait what 

Owl: yeah red stuff and some part missing 

Rabbit: that means they are dead 

Pooh: oh my Christoper robins is dead too 

Rabbit: we have to get out of here quick 

*rabbit owl and pooh ran out of the hundred acre wood 

Rabbit: ok now what 

*something slowly grabbed owl* 

Owl: ahh 

*pooh and rabbit run again*  NM 

*something slab owls head* 

Rabbit: oh my God 

*rabbit and pooh got in a cliff* 

Pooh: oh no rabbit 

*pooh accidentally fell off the cliff* 

*something walk closer to rabbit 

It was Christopher robins 

Rabbit: Christopher robins why are you doing this 

Christoper robins: because im always never get noticed in lots of Disney crossovers are only show up at the end of your stupid movie and how the hell do I only get one movie and that movie is about me as a adult but here im a kid im only five years old and if I have to kill everyone then I will any last word rabbit 

Rabbit: it not your fault it not my fault it winnie the pools fault let hate him not me it the others let turn winnie the pooh into Christopher robins adventures 

Christopher robins: oh your right thanks rabbit your a handful and a smart rabbit 

Rabbit: now let go back home 

Christopher Robin: yes let go back 

*Christopher robins and rabbit went back home* 

(story end) 

Rex: and they live happy ever after 

Adam: umm that is a very weird and kinda scary ending 

Ronnie: well I have a story too but it a short story 

Adam: sure 

(story begin) 

Ronnie: there was a purple cat that smiles and was both good and bad  He was named the Cheshire cat he love messing around with a girl named alice until one day the Cheshire cat took a pill that looked weird the Cheshire cat was going crazy 

Cheshire cat: ah I feel so weird 

*Cheshire cat fell down* 

Cheshire cat: damn my legs turned into fish oh my God 

Alice: um Cheshire cat you ok 

Cheshire cat: everything looks so colorful 

Alice: I think I should leave 

Cheshire cat: well I feel honey I'll just go home and look at some hot anime girl and some boys 

Alice: Cheshire cat stop that not good for your head you need to rest 

Cheshire cat: dance like a anime girl 

Alice: stop it im only 7 year old and im going to tell hatter about how mean and gross you are 😡 

Cheshire cat: im forgetting everything 

Alice: you sick cat 😡 

Cheshire cat: oh my head 

*Cheshire cat fell and hit his head to hard* 

Cheshire cat: ow what happens where am I man these pills are mad crazy 

Alice: hatter there he is 

Cheshire cat:what ? 

Hatter: you know Cheshire you should be ashamed of yourself being crazg to a little girl telling her to act like a anime girl 

Cheshire cat: oh I guess these random pills made me that crazy 

Hatter's: what the pills ok give me that 

*hatter grabbed a random pill from Cheshire cat* 

Hatter: where did you find these things from 

Cheshire cat: I don't know I just found them and I was hungry. 

Hatter: never ever eat random stuff one 

Cheshire cat: oh fine 

So then Cheshire cat learned to never eat random stuff and never ever eat drugs  ( don't ever eat drugs they are bad for you stay safe ) 

( end of story ) 

Adam: wow that story is very crazy but nufe I guess 

Ronnie: thank you 

Adam whispered: these people are very crazy I have to get out of here 

*Adam sneaks out of there* 

Adam: ok now where how am I getting home now 

*Adam looks everywhere* 

Adam: this forest have to have a way out of here 

???: it maybe there not 

Adam: hm what who there 

???: no one here 

Adam: hey stop that I know your here 

???: ok fine I guess 

Adam: that it show yourself 

???: oh fine I guess 

*someone jumped off a tree* 

???:well hello my name is Chester  Chester the human purple cat 

Adam: your so cute 

Chester: im not that cute im a big taller then you 

Adam: wait are you the smiling boy your always smiling 

Chester: yep that me (laughs) 

Adam: oh your a very bad boy I heard you did lots of terrible things 

Chester: well that why im the Coolest (laugh) 

Adam: hm how do I get out of here 

Chester: oh well there are two path one of them leads to a exit out of here and one of them leads to a the beginning of this forest ( laugh insanely ) 

Adam: that not funny I might die here of boredomism or hunger 

Chester: well we are all mad here ( laugh insanely ) 

Adam: your staring to scare me Mr Chester 

Chester: oh don't call me Mr im just a crazy 13 year old half human half cat boy 

Adam: oh ok sorry 

Chester: it ok 

Adam: Can you just happy me 

Chester: I would but I don't want to 

Adam: why im just a 9 year old girl that lost here and went to go home (crying) 

Chester: you know I may be insane and like people suffering but I can't take this Hey adam if you want to go home then you might want to talk with the queen  of cheese 

Adam: oh why thank you your a nice and kinda person bye I be on my way 

Chester: ok just don't get killed 

Adam: what? 

Chester: oh nothing 

So Adam was walking to the queen of cheese 

Tea head: wait Adam there you are you ok I heard you encounter the smiling boy are you hurt 

Adam: no im fine he didn't hurt me 

Tea head: oh good because man he hurt his other victims 

Adam: what do you mean by other victims 

Tea head: yeah he killed some other people that ended up here he was the most scariest one out of everyone here in whackE land 

Adam: well um ok tell me more 

Tea head: he will only not kill the one's he love 

Adam: he didn't kill me 

Tea head: ok that mean he lives you but he only 13 and your 9 that kinda pedo 

Adam: I know I will keep my head up for him 

Tea head: ok stay safe Adam your the one that can save us 

Adam: wait save us now what 

Tea head: well the Queen is very mean and would abuse us when we broke her rules or talk about her husband 

Adam: oh my 

Tea head: please make a big promise Adam 

Adam: yeah 

Tea head: make sure you kick that queen butt and send her right 

Adam: I will for sure if I can 

Tea head: thanks Adam your a hero of whacks land 

Adam: yeah and I show my brother andy how much im a hero 

Tea head: now here have this 

(tea head gives Adam a star) 

Adam: a star? 

Tea head: you can beat the Queen of cheese with that star trust me 

Adam: ok 

*Adam walks to the queens of cheese* 

Cheshire cat: hello 

Adam: auuugh 

*Cheshire cat turned into chester* 

Chester: what? 

Adam: oh hey it you your that pedo 

Chester:, why did you call me a pedo im just 13 

Adam: and im 9 and I know you live me tea head told me 

Chester: that crazy im just kid like you 

Adam: but seen your papers 

Chester: how did you- 

Adam: I took it when no one was looking at tea heads house 

Chester: don't read it out loud !! 

Adam: it said that your a INSANE CRAZY BOY THAT LIKE TO bE GROOMED LIKE A CAT AND HAVE A CRUSH OH HIMSELF if you know what I mean 😏 type in the comments if you know what im talking about 

Chester: THAT IT GRRR YOU SHOULD'T HAVE DONE THAT ADAM (laughs crazy) 

*Chester grabs adam* 

Adam: ah get off of me let my hand go HELP!!! 

Chester: so people like you are going to be like that to me you really want to see me go very insane ( laughs insane ) 

Adam: let go if my arm 

Chester: why what sr you going to do about it 

Adam: im going to do this 

*adam takes out the star and smack Chester with it* 

Chester: ow 

Adam: take that you pig got to go now bye 

Chester: oh your not getting away with that adam ( laugh manically ) im not here myself 

*Chester disappeared* 

*adam runs away* 

Ronnie: hey adam you ok 

Adam: yeah Chester attacked me 

Ronnie: you mean the smiling boy 

Adam: yeah but I took out this star that tea head gave me and I hit im in the face with it 

Ronnie: oh no don't worry im here to help 

Adam: wait where rex 

Ronnie: rex is hurt because of Chester 

Adam: oh no 

Ronnie: rex is in that house hurt but the door is locked so Chester in there hurting him 

Adam: that it this Chester have gone way too far 

*adam kick down the door* 

Adam: hey Chester why didn't you taste my fist 

*adam punches Chester but missed he also half ghost and spirit* 

Chester: have I ever told you im half ghost and spirit too 

Adam: yeah I just figured 

Rex: what are you guys doing here 

Adam: we are here to help you 

Rex: well I was in a fight with Chester and I did some damage on him 

Chester: and I did more 

Rex: oh that it 

*rex jumps on chester* 

Chester: ahhh 

*Chester and rex Crash out of a window* 

Rex: ah my leg 

Chester: my head 

Adam: come on rex we have to run 

Rex: ok fine I try to run if I can 

*adam rex and Ronnie ran out of the small house* 

Chester: so you want to play that way fine I guess but you won't live any longer 

Andy: adam adam where Are you 

Andy: help we have a injured person 

???: oh my who that    Adam: his name is rex he's hurt 

???: ok my name is ms flower 

Ms flower: ok now this should be easy all we need is flower magic  but im a flower so here have this magical flower juice 

*ms flower put some flower magic juice in rex's mouth* 

Rex: I feel better now thanks 

Adam: yah now come on we need to beat that cat 

Ms flower: what cat? Are you talking about the human Cheshire cat 

Adam: yes that 

Ms flower: oh really scary he can make people go crazy and many more creep stuff 

Adam: ok thanks now we need to g- 

Chester: hello everyone 

Tea head: wait Chester stop 

Chester: why I just getting to the best part of this the murder 

Tea head: you will not hurt these kids  Or me 

Chester: oh yeah or what 

Tea head: or I will have the Queen know 

Chester: but what is she going to do 

Tea head: oh you find out come on Adam run to queen and save us 

*Adam runs fast as her can* 

Adam: the castle 

Chester: oh Adam your making it worse 

Adam: no leave me alone 

Adam scream very loud and bloody murder everyone in the forest heard her and followed the noise 

Chester: you see now you're In my world 

*Chester then made Adam Hallucinate* 

Adam: where am I what going on 😢 

Chester: you see I never wanted to hurt a cute little girl but now I have to first you can't feel your legs 

*Adam falls* 

Adam: I can't feel my legs help please anyone 😢 

Chester: ok now you can't see 

*Adam eyesight went blind* 

Adam: I can't see 😢 

Chester: and last you can't feel your heart 

Adam: ah- 

*Adam slowly falls down* 

Adam eye close her heart stopped  She dead 

Tea head: then came and seen Adam dead in front of Chester 

Chester: why hello tea head 

Tea head: what the hack Chester she only 9 years old she died to soon 

Chester: that nice she is just a idiot 

Tea head: Chester you gone too far you are just a half cat half human half spirit  Fool you killed a young minor you should a shame of yourself your nothing but a mess up you were Meant to die alone Chester you are just a stupid cat half human you will paid for this that girl was going to save us but now we are going to be like this forever  I hope you ROT IN HELL!! that right I said a cursed even though im a kids friendly person type you ruined the world and everyone future you sick mess 

Chester: well I didn't mean too 

Tea head: well it too late you will pay 

(meanwhile with andy) 

Andy: where is Adam wait is that Adam 

*andy runs to a body* 

Andy: it is a adam she unconscious 

*andy took Adam home* 

Andy: are you ok Adam 

*Adam slowly wake up* 

Adam: where am I 

Andy: your back 

Adam: im back where 

Andy: to the real world 

Adam: im back but what about the others Mr tea head Chester the human cat ms flower Ronnie and rex and the Queen of cheese 🧀 . 

Andy: it was a dream maybe you were struck by lighting 

Adam: yeah then I fell in a river but im still alive somehow 

Andy: yeah well im just happy to have you back 

*andy hugged adam* 

Andy: oh my sister I keep you safe 

*a blue glowing appeared in the same room as Adam and andy are in* 

Andy: what the 

*the blue glowing turns into a fairy named lilly* 

Lilly: hello andy and Adam 

Adam: who are you 

Lilly: im lilly the fairy God mother 

Andy: cool 

Lilly: you Adam need to go back to whackE land 

Andy: wait what 

Adam: oh yeah while I was unconscious I went to this weird world where things were whacky colorful and many more 

Lilly: I will send the both of you back there 

Andy: I mean it can't be that bad right 

Lilly: you are the only that can save everyone 

Adam: ok send us 

*lilly send both andy and Adam to whackE land 

So then andy and Adam went down to whackE land to save everyone 

Later on 

Andy: ahhhhh 

*andy and Adam falling to whackEland and crash into a bed* 

Andy: where are we 

Adam: this is whackE land a place that lots of whacky people are in 

Andy: ok so what do we need to do to save whacky land 

Adam: we need to stop the Queen from making things worse and a human Cheshire cat 

Andy: ok the queen a d the Cheshire cat Adam you know I'm scared of the Cheshire cat im only 12 years old  I can't die 

Adam: well I did die but im back and if we die we go back to the real world 

Andy: ok let go meet the others 

*Adam and andy walked down the path of whackE land for hours until they seen the others 

Adam: hey everyone 

Tea head: oh good Adam your alive after what the Cheshire human cat did to you 

Andy: what did he do ? 

Tea head: he made her Hallucinate and made her heart stop some how 

Andy: ok im not that scared anymore now where is he 

Chester: you mean me 

Andy: hey you hurt my little sister now you have to face me 

Chester: fine im ok with that 

*Chester jumps down from the tree* 

Chester: meow now let fight 

Andy: ok 

*andy got his fist ready* 

*Chester got his claws ready for attacking* 

Andy: ok here I go 

*andy tackles chester* 

*Chester teleport* 

*andy crash into a tree* 

Andy: ow hey That not fair 

*Chester teleported behind Andy and kick him* 

Andy: ow 

*andy then crashed into another tree* 

Andy: ok I have to find a way to beta him oh I have a idea 

*Chester then dashed at Andy going to scratch him* 

(Chester missed ) 

Andy: take this 

Andy took out a tree stick and slashed at Chester 

Chester: ahh 

Andy: yes 

Chester: you really think a tree stick is going to stop me 

Andy: well I may have 

Chester: why do you think that 

Andy: because look behind you 

Chester: oh no 

*tree fall down Chester* 

Andy: that what I called battle qi 

Adam: now let go 

( the chase music ) 

Chester: RAHHH YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS 

Adam: why is it so hard to get rid of him 

Andy: I don't know maybe he kinda powerful 

*Chester threw a tree* 

Andy: watch out 

Adam: ahh 

*Adam jumps out of the tree that was thrown sight* 

Adam: please stop 

Chester: ... 

Adam: that it im not running away anymore I may be 9 years old but no matter what im brave 

Andy: Adam what are you doing stop now before you get killed 

Adam: no I know how to stop him now 

*Chester run as Adam in full speed ready to attack* 

( Adam stand there ) 

Adam: you don't have to do this 

Chester: I do what I WANT!!!! 

*Chester try to punch Adam but Adam hugs chester* 

Chester: get off of me stop hugging me 

Adam: no it true love that stops the bad 

*Chester try his best to get out of Adams arms moans* 

Chester: let me go 

Adam: ok but promise to be good 

Chester: ok fine 

*Adam let go of Chester* 

Adam: you can be good 

Chester: fine im sorry happy now 😒 

Adam: im glad you said that 

*Adam pets Chester* 

Adam: your cool 

Chester: you pet my head 

Adam: oh yeah I forgot you half cat you like be pet or groomed 

Chester: we should stop the queen Now 

Andy: yeah 

Chester: well got to go bye 

Andy: come on We are almost there 

Adam: oh yeah right bye bye thanks 

Chester: no thank you 

(Adam and andy run to the queens castle)    🎵 we on our way ( Washington March parody song ) 

Andy and Adam: were on our way on our way to save the day on alone to sing this song 

were on our way on our way to save the day 

Birdly: watch these kids save the day 

🎵 ( end of song ) 

Adam: look we see here 

Andy: nice to the queen 

  ( sneaking music ) 

Adam: don't get caught by the cheese gruads 

Andy: ok 

*Adam and andy sneaks to the queen room* 

Andy: we are here so fast because it a small castle 

Adam: there is the queen we have to stop her 

Andy: oh easy 

*andy jumps of his hiding spot* 

Andy: Queen of cheese I have to tell you something 

Queen of cheese: um ok and why are you in this room and in my castle 

Andy: people all over the land of whackE land said that you been making crazy evil orders and other stuff what going on 

Queen of cheese: I tell you it my sister she just make me mad she away do better things then me so I turned into a evil kingdom and will kill then one who break my rules 

Andy: you know you can stop and we can handle this for you 

Queen of cheese: I can't I just can't control myself I been very mad and anger I just want to be notice by others 

Andy: oh you know I was just like you before and now look at me a 12 year old boy that good no matter what 

Queen of cheese: yes your right I should stop being dramatic And snap out of it thanks oh yeah and what your name 

Andy: andy 

Queen of cheese: thank you prince andy 

Andy: 😍 thanks for that name 

Adam: hello ms cheese 

Queen of cheese: oh my that person look just like you andy 

Andy: that my sister Adam she 9 years old 

Queen of cheese: she cute hello Princess Adam 

Adam: thanks I guess 

Queen of cheese: and im not the one that say real orders someone that controls the order 

Adam: who 

Pathmatter: me I do I control everyone here 

*green thunder strikes* 

* whackE land creaks* 

Adam: what happening 

Andy: the world is breaking I meant whackE land 

*the castle of cheese broke apart * 

*the sky turned green* 

*pathmatter got big* 

Adam: oh my goodness we have to do something 

Andy: im not scared im prince andy the first 

Adam: what a minute I have a idea 

*pathmatter try to smash andy but miss* 

Andy: ahhhh 

*Pathmatter make a big charged up beam* 

Andy: what he doing 

Adam: wait the star 

*Adam takes out the star* 

Adam: I don't know what this start will do but I hope it does something 

*the star turns into a sword* 

Adam: cool a star sword the most powerful sword in history 

*pathmatter release a big powerful beam at andy* 

Andy: ahhhh 

*Chester came out of nowhere and teleported andy* 

Andy: oh it you Chester 

Chester: im here to help 

*Chester started glitching* 

Chester: ahhh my head 

Andy: what wrong 

Chester: the pathmatter can control anyone here 

Andy: you can fight it I mean you are a good fighter 

Chester: no I feel weird 

Tea head: hey pathmatter I have a word for you 

*tea head take out a tea cup from his pocket and threw it at pathmatter* 

Pathmatter: what that supposed to do 

Tea head: well maybe hurt you a bit 

*tea head started glitching* 

Tea head: ahh 

Ms flower: path matter stop this in the name of flowers 

Path matter: you can't tell me what to do flower lady 

Ms flower: well I tried 

*ms flower glitched* 

Ms flower: my head 

Ronnie and rex: your messing with the wrong people pathmatter 

*pathmatter slaps both of them* 

Ronnie and rex: oof 

*Ronnie and rex glicthing* 

Ronnie and rex: ... 

Adam: hey pathmatter take this 

*Adam charged at pathmatter and swing her sword into him* 

Pathmatter: im invisible 

Adam: think before you talk 

Pathmatter: what 

*Adams start sword cut exploded on pathmatter* 

Pathmatter: ow my arm 

Adam: now we dance 

  *Adam slashed her sword at pathmatters face* 

Pathmatter: ahhhh 

*slashed pathmatters eye* 

Pathmatter: ahhh 

*slashed pathmatters legs* 

Pathmatter: ahhhh 

Adam: now for the final blow 

*Adam jump very high and stabbed pathmatter in the head* 

Path matter: ahhhhhhhhhh 

*pathmatter fells in endless void* 

Pathmatter: you may have beat me but you will never save your friend's from my mind control 

Adam: what 

Controlled andy: Adam Join us 

Controlled Chester: let have lots of fun ( laughs manically) 

Adam: you know this may be crayz but I can stop them I just have to do this 

*Adam breaks the star sword* 

Adam: now everyone free 

Pathmatter: noooooo 

*pathmatter disappeared* 

*everyone turned back to normal* 

Chester: what was that 

Tea head: glab to be back 

Ms flower: we did it I mean Adam did it 

Adam: no we worked together and won 

*WhackE land creaks* 

Adam: why is the floor creaking again 

Lilly: come on everyone let go into the portal 

Adam: come on 

*everyone ran into the portal* 

*whackE land explodes* 

Adam: wait minute were home 

Andy: were home back at home!! Yes 

Tea head: what is this place 

Adam: this is my house well me and andys house 

Tea head: do you guys live alone together 

Adam: no our parents are agents they work at night and a little at day 

Andy: yeah they teach us some tip about being a agent 

Chester: is this London it look beautiful 

Adam: yeah London is a peaceful place at the time 

Queen of cheese: is there a kingdom near by 

Adam: there no kingdom in London I think 

Tea head: is there places that have tea 

Adam: yes that the best part of being in London 

Andy: hey why don't we talk you guys for a walk around this town of London 

Chester: yeah you guys are on your own i can explore London faster then anyone here 

*Chester teleport* 

Adam: weird that they still have power or ability here 

Andy: well I have to talk to the mayor about these guys 

Adam: yeah let go I tell you about lots of things 

Birdly : well this is the end of this story of a 9 year old girl that became a hero in a weird land her brother and her whacky friends now lived happy ever after 

*birdly flys away* 

*book closed* 

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