#now am i a 17

[ykimhak01]

💐💚🎄merry chirstmas!!! 🎄💚💐

#gacha club #ibis paintx #merry christmas 🎅 🎄 ❤ ♥ 💕 💖 🤶 #🎄🎄🎄🎄💚💚💚💚🧡🧡 #💐💐💐🪦🪦🪦 #now am i a 17 #gacha edit #gacha art

[emo-batboy]

Things Battinson Totally Did During His First Year of University

Using Unhinged or Odd Things I Also Did as a College Freshman :D

Note: for this list, let’s believe Bruce was living in an (admittedly expensive and swanky) dorm because it is required for first-years, especially those entering at a young age, and Alfred told him he needed to make friends. Also yes I did every single thing on this list. I never claimed to be a role model

Bruce, to his TA: I’m so sorry I’m late to class. I gave blood a few hours ago and almost fainted on the way here, but it won’t happen again.

Signs up for a class called “Age of Dinosaurs” despite it not being required whatsoever and proceeds to work his entire schedule around it

Bruce: Your mental health is super important. If you think you should see the on-campus therapist, go see them. Friend: Fine. I’ll sign up for therapy if you sign up for therapy too. Bruce: Hold on-

Finds a loophole in his housing contract that allows him to get a pet frog, calls him kermit :)

Gets a second frog because Kermit was lonely, names it Constantine after Muppets Most Wanted, then realizes that they’re gay for each other. Wonders if the rainbow-colored rocks he got them triggered anything

Swings dramatically between calling Alfred every single day and ghosting him for weeks, cries when he realizes what he did

“Accidentally” joins the student body council, doesn’t know what he’s doing, gets re-elected anyway

Molds a dragon out of Laffy Taffy instead of doing his work

Bruce: *joins Honors, gets all A’s, takes the max amount of classes, has several minors, overachieves* Also Bruce: I’m a failure.

Breaks into a building after hours to study because NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AT THE LIBRARY

Bruce: I will not get seasonal depression this year. Bruce: *gets real and seasonal depression that year*

Meticulously schedules his day with a color-coded planner because if he sits down for too long, the thoughts will consume him

Gives a presentation to his rhetoric class on how much he likes Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (it is 20 minutes long)

Successfully allocates funding from the student body council to pay for free feminine products in the dorms OUT OF SPITE because someone said it couldn't be done. fuck you, Andrew

Bruce: It is not an all-nighter if I go to sleep before my first class. Friend: It is 7:30am, the sun is in the sky, and your first class is at 12:30. Bruce: But I am getting sleep.

Refuses to go anywhere without his backpack because what if he needs three notebooks at once

Loses over 20 pounds because ✨stress✨ and scares the shit out of Alfred when he comes home for Thanksgiving

Argues with his TA over the one (1) question he got wrong on his Dinosaur exam

Bruce, calling Alfred: Hello father figure. How do I do taxes? Do I have to do them myself? Also, I think I’m having a panic attack.

Joins in on a charity arts-and-crafts project that gives kids books with matching activities made by volunteers, proceeds to commandeer the project because “it’s not color-blind friendly” and rewrites the instructions for everyone

Makes a murder wall

Goes to one (1) sports game and proceeds to leave in the first ten minutes because it’s way too loud wtf is wrong with people

Professor, addressing the lecture hall: I dare you to write an essay about these two sentences. Bruce: *writes an essay about six words, gets a 100, never even read the book*

Crawls into the ceiling for some alone time

Ghosts someone after a date because he’s too scared to tell them he didn’t know it was a date in the first place and now he feels bad

Classmate: How tf does he walk across campus that fast? I go in the same direction he does on my bike, and he’s always ahead of me. Bruce: *is gay sprinting to Dinosaur class*

Refuses to let others use his Favorite Pen TM

Constantly gets mistaken for a Grad Student because he is “so wise and mature” (bestie, that’s the autism)

Alfred: *casually mentions he got into a car accident through text* Bruce: *replies with a meme while hyperventilating because he doesn’t know what to do with that information??!*

Wears a suit to one of his finals

Regularly eats non-organic food for the first time in his life, proceeds to learn about several allergies Alfred forgot to mention he has

Writes “What is a Hot Pocket?” in calligraphy and proceeds to laugh his ass off alone in his dorm because he is so exhausted he’s reached the point of delusion

Locks himself out of his dorm right before class, frantically asks the floor group chat if someone can help, proceeds to tell the nice gay man on the floor who saved him “I love you” because his social skills have hit rock bottom

Makes a little music album display next to his desk for his favorite band (Nirvana) His friends call it a shrine, and they are technically correct

Has a blacklist of people he refuses to interact with because Reasons

Counselor: What do you want to do when you graduate? Bruce: *gestures vaguely*

Refuses to take the bus because there are people in there and he doesn’t like those

Loses one of his frogs, how tf did he do that, they’re fully aquatic, oh fuck, this is probably why they got rid of that loophole a year later because unbeknownst to Bruce, he accidentally started a frog revolution in the dorms, btw he SWEARS he did not mean to do that

Has two trash cans in his room: one for the Good Garbage, and one for the Bad Garbage. Only Bruce knows which is which

Bruce: *writes a creative piece about a ship’s final thoughts as it sinks, bringing its passengers down with it* TA: Absolutely lovely, Bruce, but are you okay?

Goes on Night Walks, keeps himself safe by maintaining a level 12 resting bitch face at all times

Earns the nickname “8th floor cryptid” after pacing the halls at 3am when it’s too cold for Night Walks (honestly tho how tf didn’t he get the nickname earlier?)

Bruce: Do you think a depressed person could do this? Bruce: *has a manic episode*

Okay that's all love you BYE

#cryptid Bruce Wayne #college au #does this count if op is the au #fully nocturnal unhinged madman Bruce but make him like 17 and full of crippling separation anxiety and autism #bruce would rather die than inconvenience a professor but hE KNOWS HIS DINOSAURS #Dino class was my fav one in uni hands down #yes i am insane thank you for asking #originally this was just going to be a normal list but I kept taking from my own experience then said “fuck it I'm the captain now” #one of these was a lie tho...the murder wall was third year :/ #battinson #bruce wayne #batman #the batman 2022 #batman 2022 #the batman #battinson needs a hug #dc universe #gotham #autistic bruce wayne

[otaku553]

He’s perfectly sane I swear

My submission for @where-does-the-heart-lie‘s DTIYS! Congrats on one year on tumblr!! Your art is always an absolute delight to see :D I hope this does it justice!

#one piece #sabo #whery dtiys #this finally pulled me out of my rendering block…. amazing #it’s been quite a while since I’ve last done a dark background rendered piece #I did end up accidentally changing the pose just a bit….. mostly just raise the elbow #rendering fire is such an experience. man. #do it for the wüsthof 17 slot walnut wood knife block……… #the longer I look at it the less I like it so I need to post it Now #I am Nervous and Anxious and bad at replying but ASKSJFJFJSJ THANKS FOR THE SXF ACE ART ITS AMAZING #I am Going to draw that sometime soon it is So Cool

[flimsy-spine]

shocking: new parents realize just how difficult parenting is 😱😱

#sciliam #sciles #sciam #scott mccall #liam dunbar #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #teenwolfedit #twedit #sciliamedit #scilesedit #sciamedit #scottmccalledit #liamdunbaredit #stilesstilinskiedit #*tw #* #was wondering why sciles felt extra boyfriendy in s4 and then remembered they mothered a child here. they had that maternal glow. #dylan sprayberry i know you were a 16 year old boy here but as a 17 year old something now i am telling you that haircut looks AWFUL. #GET IN THE DAMN TIME MACHINE AND FIX IT NEEOOOOOWW

[royalarchivist]

Aimsey: Oh, I keep misgendering the salad! I keep misgendering the salad!

[Anguished wail]

Aimsey: His pronouns are she/her!

#AimseyTV #Aimsey #March 17 2024 #Why am I posting this clip right now? Well-- #give me about 2 minutes and you'll find out

[transparentgayprotector]

Lazerus water is Poop water.

Okay hear me out.

Hear me out, Lazerus water is always compared to sewage in DpxDc fanon, why not go all the way?

Danny might have to destroy some Lazarus Pits because of the Rats but he's not happy about it.

Since he always said they stink can I tell you what I think they are to him and everyone else in the Infinity Realms?

Pariah Darks Poop and Pee. He was the only one who didn't have a sewage system because he was too busy being a bitch.

That's why the color is different, like digested food looks different out of your body.

Danny can tell people when they finally ask him that too.

Danny: Yeah they're bathing in the waste of the old King. The reason your acting like shit is because you've got literal shit in your chest. Gross.

The Old King was a big gu who most likely had a some holes he would just poop in on some random dimensions planet.

When the pits were put there, humans probably were small in number, and many animals stay away from waste matter in large quantity, except Rats and roaches, which The League of Assassins are now.

Damian attitude changed because he got away from the sewage and started eating Real food(Natural Ecto).

Jason was dumped in Shit after being brought back to life by the natural Ecto, but Gotham is so cursed he kinda needed a minute to process his food because he was given too much, Like a feast when your stomach is small.

That's why his mood swings were so severe. He was given good food then forced to eat shit. He's constantly trying not to vomit (pit rage) because he'll lose the good food too and probably die again. Or constipated. Yeah he's also ghost constipated because of the Lazerus Pit.

Anyway, essentially The League of Assassins are Rat people, Ra's is the King of the Rats and Now Danny has to deal with them.

Will Danny's poop do the same thing? No, because he's half human and poops in much smaller quantities than a guy the size of a building while using a proper sewage system in his paranoid parents house.

They most likely do something to the sewage anyway. Danny too after he looks at the Rat People bathing in ghost poop.

Plus, he never uses the Bathroom in his ghost form, only him human one.

#I got this idea while reading a fic #Dpxdc #dpxdc prompt #dp x dc #dc x dp #ghost king danny #I just found this so funny #I had to share #It woke me up from sleep #Danny was asked to help Jason who is essentially constipated #I'm not sorry for writing this #I am sorry that I have no story idea #But this would probably be a fic where Danny is de-aged to the age he died from 17 and thrown into DC #Jason would be told by a child how he's constipated #But he can't poop because it'll kill him #Lol #This is funny shit #Haha I'm making puns #i'm gonna sleep now #danny is such a mood #dcxdp #danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc crossover

[armadillo-shell]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BULLY

#im also turning 17 this month what a coincidence #in exactly 10 days now #I was going to make a drawing but #i am lazy #i am a miscreant #bully #bully canis canem edit #bully scholarship edition #gary smith #jimmy hopkins

[youkaigakkou-tl]

Chapter 112 - Meiji Romance (Part 11)

TAKAHASHI SELFCEST JUMPSCARE??? AYO????

This chapter is wild. Which is kinda wild to say after last chapter

No official anime news, but the trademark for yohaji did get registered this month, so that means... something?

Also, next chapter is the conclusion of the Meiji Romance arc!

(Also on mangadex)

(Last few pages are crammed into 2 images bc tumblr image limit. just read on mangadex for nicer quality)

#youkai gakkou no sensei hajimemashita #a terrified teacher at ghoul school #translations #main story #TAKAHASHI IS ME FOR REAL FOR REAL...... #first hatanaka asscheek. then kai comes out. then takahashi selfcest. i fear to fathom what tanamai will do next #tanaka mai is a force of nature #many thoughts but i am very sleepy #also. next month gfan cover is black butler so not next month but. im calling it now. june yohaji gfan cover #june yohaji cover in conjunction with vol 17 release and anime news. im manifesting. APOLLO BACK ME UP MAKE IT HAPPEN

[beautifulphilosopherbird]

✋ if this hit so close to home you're now homeless

#dunmeshi episode 17 #dunmeshi spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dunmeshi anime #the way I am now paranoid because of stuff like this #damn

[fandom-hoarder]

Out of respect for the discord, I'm gonna say this here, because I was watching the eclipse and killing my car during the discussion.

Fanon =/= Headcanon, and it's not the same as a singular fan's headcanon that isn't supported by canon

Fanon is essentially a reading, interpretation, or headcanon that spreads widely in a fandom and gets adopted as a popularly accepted "fandom canon." Such as Sheriff Stilinski's first name being John before the show named him something completely incorrect.

Headcanon is personal to each individual's preferred reading of the show, based on canon or not. A canon that exists in one person's head.

The reason fanon tends to have a pejorative tone in fandom is because some fans are prone to attacking others for not accepting a common fanon, or the readings of "subtext" that led to it, as canon. And they insist that the way THEY read canon is the ONLY possible reading of canon.

And, personally, I think it's important to distinguish my headcanon of bi!dean (and aro!dean) apart from the fanon (dare i say, qfanon) of the hellers' bi!dean. The particular distinguishment being that I understand that wasn't the intent of canon, and there was no hidden bi agenda that got snuffed.

Having some of the same bi!dean subtext notes isn't the problem. It's when someone insists that was the intent. It's the unironic "there is no heterosexual reason for this" of it all. I know we're all queer shipping around here and all, but that doesn't exclude a certain whiff of homophobia and gender binary shit to the insistence that straight guys can't do [thing].

Just because you read Dean's look at Dr Sexy as queer, doesn't mean that's what it was. TPTB have said this themselves. And just because [a character from the book the vibes of spn was based on] was intended as bi doesn't mean Dean was intended to be bi. You can read that subtext into your headcanon, but that doesn't make it canon overall. Not even if it becomes fanon.

So when someone insists that's what it WAS not what they HEADCANON it was, it starts to make those of us scarred by heller qfanon very wary.

That said. We need to stop conflating fanon and headcanon so we can each enjoy our individual readings and share in the love of the show.

#idk what to tag this as #fandom discourse #fandom vocabulary #i don't necessarily want this in the main tags for obvious reasons #but i do want to tag this for i can find it later #so i hope tumblr still only keywords the first 5 tags #oh of course lol #i looked it up #and now #it's 20 #i #am #at #14 #15 #16 #17 #18 #19 #20 #hahhh #bi!dean #headcanon #fanon #qfanon

[i-am-dulaman]

You know that scene of Hal from Malcolm in the Middle where he keeps getting distracted by new problems/tasks?

I just snapped out of a bit of hyperfocus by the realization that i am him right now as i screw on the passenger side sun visor in my car at 2am when i was supposed to be watering my plants.

#it went; #>needs the pyrex thingy to water plants #>oh dishes are done need to unload the dishwasher #>oh yeah i got my dad a coffee mug for christmas but i havent wrapped any gifts yet #>need tape to wrap presents #>tape is in drawer with random miscellaneous things #>sees screw driver and remembers ny sun visor is broken #and now here i am at 2am with a screw driver in one hand and 17 unfinished tasks

[constellatedlove]

the moon is out, and it’s full, and suddenly i am six in the back of my parents car watching it follow us. and i am scrambling for that childhood innocence, for the same mind that saw the light in the sky and decided it was following after me so my parents could see where they were going. i wonder, how could i have been so cruel to that child? the same child who grew up sun kissed and wonder filled and devastated that bees were killed by their own protection. i wonder, how could i have patched up my own scraped knees, shown myself physical love, but denied myself emotional? i am nine and i am singing as i ride my bike because i think the wind drowns my voice out. and years later, i look back and think of how silly that sounds. i wonder, why was i so harsh? why should i throw darkness to put out the flame of my “silly” childhood beliefs? how was i to know better? i wonder, how can i live with the same wonder and curiosity as that child? i wonder, how would things have gone if i had shown myself the love i needed?

#im 17 now and i am full of thoughts

[kabukiaku]

Hex and Terzo outfit swap ✨🖤

#my art #ghost #papa emeritus iii #the band ghost #terzo #ben 10 hex #hex #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 omniverse hex #ghost fanart #ghost band #ben10 omniverse fanart #crossover #knowing myself i shouldve done this YEARS AGO #17 year old me would loose her shit #still am loosing my shit now #IM BRINGING BACK HEX #my love is always there but now its gonna be LOUD again

[dark-elf-writes]

I am literally at work but had an idea I had to share as I think you’d love it.

Soulmate AU BNHA/HARRY Potter: Harry/Tenya where nervous Harry finds out he has an uncle on his mother’s side after the war and brings Teddy to meet Uncle Hizashi. Seventeen year old war vet with his baby godson after Andromeda got killed by a Lestrange brother who was in.

Hizashi who introduces Harry to his soulmate who is just starting UA and oh it’s painful to see the innocence but Tenya who tries so hard to connect. Caring for Teddy, all of them.

Just imagine.

KEJCJNDJDJJDJSJS AAAAAAAAAAA YES YES EYS YES YES YES YES

I mean

I am quite fond of this idea indeed.

Harry who is still jumping at shadows and can’t go two hours without seeing Teddy before he starts to get shaky, certain that he is going to lose his godson too. Hizashi who is fighting the guilt of not knowing that Lily’s boy so clearly needed help for so long and they weren’t there to save him. Tenya who finally has the person he has been waiting for for so long within reach and he is damaged and hurt and Tenya vows to not let it happen again.

Harry who promised himself he was done being a savior. That all it was good for was getting the people he cared about killed and new scars added to his collection, but as 1-A, as Tenya, are targeted he has to pick up that mantle again even as it threatens to break him.

Because if not him then who? His Tenya? His Hizashi? Teddy who would grow and inherit this fight?

None of them are acceptable options to him. So Harry Potter shoves down the shattered pieces of himself, that little voice of a boy locked away in a cupboard that never wanted to be a soldier, and he sets his sights on another boogeyman.

#the elf talks #mha #bnha #harry potter #Tenya 16 years old and meeting his 17 year old soulmate and his child: I am a father now

[pudgybun]

Just filmed some rly hot alien oviposition stuff and . Wow. That was so fucking hot. I got fisted, stuffed full of silicon eggs, had my pussy slapped and stretched pretty savagely, and forced to birth out the same eggs that were immediately shoved back into my cunt.

Overall rating... 10/10 would absolutely do again please omfg

#t4t alien oviposition... my beloved ♥️ #my kitty got so . abused. i am going to get princess treatment all day now. OR ELSE 🤬 #babbles #its like a 17 minute video i think so hopefully ill have it up on the site today!

[bleaksqueak]

Okay, if you like fromsoft games or love bloodborne/love a challenge/love horror juxtaposed against endearing whimsy, please check out Lies of P.

The part of me that couldn't stop laughing at the game's name and the concept of "Edgelord Pinnochio Bloodborne Clone" can no longer fathom thinking of the game as anything other than "AMAZING!!!!!!! SO GOOD!!!!!!!! THAT TEAM SHOULD BE SO PROUD!!!! WHAT AN ASTONISHING CREATIVE ACHIEVEMENT!!!" I already knew I was on the "i'd recommend this to anyone who likes these types of games or wants to try them" team, but now that is 10000% And even better, it has filled me with so much art inspiration after exploring its world and collecting beautifully designed costumes. The world building/world design is so, so so so very actualized and charming.

#yackin #my favorite way to describe the story/writing of this game is #that it vibes like one of those fanfics that is written by an exceptionally talented 17 year old #because it's full to the brim with nothing but earnest whimsy and heart on its sleeve cringe #as in the type of cringe that wraps back around to being endearing due to how honest it is #because the cold hard world and bitter critics haven't stomped it out of them yet #so it's a real treat to see a polished game that plays smooth as butter have that sort of story #it's shocking how good the experience is with such a tiny team #it's just nice to get to read/experience a story with great gameplay that feels very Untampered With by moneybag CEOs #it might be my favorite souls style game now #anyway hi I woke up at 3 am today