#not this universe's batman

[i-used-to-wear-the-fedora]

#to any incel who thought any interpretation of joker could possibly be straight #i just have to ask #do you even know anything batman? #the joker is in love with that motherfucker #not this universe's batman #cause you know #kid/maybe brother #but this dude is not straight #the joker #joker folie a deux #batman #dc

[amorkuku]

#batman #dc comics #dc robin #dc universe #superhero #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne

[mckinlily]

Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth.

Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world.

He starts by implementing high starting salaries and full health care coverages for all levels at Wayne Enterprises. This in vastly improves retention and worker productivity, and WE profits soar. He increases PTO, grants generous parental and family leave, funds diversity initiatives, boosts salaries again. WE is ranked “#1 worker-friendly corporation”, and productively and profits soar again.

Ok, so clearly investing his workers isn’t the profit-destroying doomed strategy his peers claim it is. Bruce is going to keep doing it obviously (his next initiative is to ensure all part-time and contractors get the same benefits and pay as full time employees), but he is going to have to find a different way to dump his money.

But you know what else is supposed to be prohibitively expensive? Green and ethical initiatives. Yes, Bruce can do that. He creates and fund a 10 year plan to covert all Wayne facilities to renewable energy. He overhauls all factories to employ the best environmentally friendly practices and technologies. He cuts contracts with all suppliers that engage in unethical employment practices and pays for other to upgrade their equipment and facilities to meet WE’s new environmental and safety requirements. He spares no expense.

Yeah, Wayne Enterprises is so successful that they spin off an entire new business arm focused on helping other companies convert to environmentally friendly and safe practices like they did in an efficient, cost effective, successful way.

Admittedly, investing in his own company was probably never going to be the best way to get rid of his wealth. He slashes his own salary to a pittance (god knows he has more money than he could possibly know what to do with already) and keeps investing the profits back into the workers, and WE keeps responding with nearly terrifying success.

So WE is a no-go, and Bruce now has numerous angry billionaires on his back because they’ve been claiming all these measures he’s implementing are too expensive to justify for decades and they’re finding it a little hard to keep the wool over everyone’s eyes when Idiot Softheart Bruice Wayne has money spilling out his ears. BUT Bruce can invest in Gotham. That’ll go well, right?

Gotham’s infrastructure is the OSHA anti-Christ and even what little is up to code is constantly getting destroyed by Rogue attacks. Surely THAT will be a money sink.

Except the only non-corrupt employer in Gotham city is….Wayne Enterprises. Or contractors or companies or businesses that somehow, in some way or other, feed back to WE. Paying wholesale for improvement to Gotham’s infrastructure somehow increases WE’s profits.

Bruce funds a full system overhaul of Gotham hospital (it’s not his fault the best administrative system software is WE—he looked), he sets up foundations and trusts for shelters, free clinics, schools, meal plans, day care, literally anything he can think of.

Gotham continues to be a shithole. Bruce Wayne continues to be richer than god against his Batman-ingrained will.

Oh, and Bruice Wayne is no longer viewed as solely a spoiled idiot nepo baby. The public responds by investing in WE and anything else he owns, and stop doing this, please.

Bruce sets up a foundation to pay the college tuition of every Gotham citizen who applies. It’s so successful that within 10 years, donations from previous recipients more than cover incoming need, and Bruce can’t even donate to his own charity.

But by this time, Bruce has children. If he can’t get rid of his wealth, he can at least distribute it, right?

Except Dick Grayson absolutely refuses to receive any of his money, won’t touch his trust fund, and in fact has never been so successful and creative with his hacking skills as he is in dumping the money BACK on Bruce. Jason died and won’t legally resurrect to take his trust fund. Tim has his own inherited wealth, refuses to inherit more, and in fact happily joins forces with Dick to hack accounts and return whatever money he tries to give them. Cass has no concept of monetary wealth and gives him panicked, overwhelmed eyes whenever he so much as implies offering more than $100 at once. Damian is showing worrying signs of following in his precious Richard’s footsteps, and Babs barely allows him to fund tech for the Clocktower. At least Steph lets him pay for her tuition and uses his credit card to buy unholy amounts of Batburger. But that is hardly a drop in the ocean of Bruce’s wealth. And she won’t even accept a trust fund of only one million.

Jason wins for best-worst child though because he currently runs a very lucrative crime empire. And although he pours the vast, vast majority of his profits back into Crime Alley, whenever he gets a little too rich for his tastes, he dumps the money on Bruce. At this point, Bruce almost wishes he was being used for money laundering because then he’s at least not have the money.

So children—generous, kindhearted, stubborn till the day they die the little shits, children—are also out.

Bruce was funding the Justice League. But then finances were leaked, and the public had an outcry over one man holding so much sway over the world’s superheroes (nevermind Bruce is one of those superheroes—but the public can’t know that). So Bruce had to do some fancy PR trickery, concede to a policy of not receiving a majority of funds from one individual, and significantly decrease his contributions because no one could match his donations.

At his wits end, Bruce hires a team of accounts to search through every crinkle and crevice of tax law to find what loopholes or shortcuts can be avoided in order to pay his damn taxes to the MAX.

The results are horrifying. According to the strictest definition of the law, the government owes him money.

Bruce burns the report, buries any evidence as deeply as he can, and organizes a foundation to lobby for FAR higher taxation of the upper class.

All this, and Wayne Enterprises is happily chugging along, churning profit, expanding into new markets, growing in the stock market, and trying to force the credit and proportionate compensation on their increasingly horrified CEO.

Bruce Wayne is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce Wayne will never not be one of the richest men in the world.

But by GOD is he trying.

#batman #bruce wayne #laws of this dc universe say Gotham is always a hellcity #and bruce wayne is always filthy rich #bruce wayne is fighting with everything he has against both those facts #he’s not going to win #but he’s not going to stop either #bruce crying with fistfuls of money in his hands: take it. PLEASE #the public: donate more???

[pichichu-studio]

Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰

Inspired by:

#dc universe #dcu #dc comics #batman #batfam #batfamily #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #red robin #damian wayne #robin damian #teen titans #young justice #red hood and the outlaws #supersons

[arguablysomaya]

from left to right: clark, bruce, diana

#argue with the wall #shut up somaya #dcu #dc universe #dc trinity #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne #batman #diana of themyscira #diana prince #wonder woman #superwonderbat

[nightwingsgirlfriend]

the babies (dick grayson & bruce wayne) (please don't flop this took a stupid amount of time) (i used a different pen and im not a fan switch back to my bae 😒) (i looove dick grayson as robin)

#nightwing #dc comics #dcu #dc fanart #dick grayson #bruce wayne #dc robin #robin #robin art #dick grayson art #dick grayson and bruce wayne #dc universe #fanart #commisions open #my art #artists on tumblr #digital art #artwork #batman #batman and robin #hugs #look he's hugging his son #they are so silly #drawing #drawing them happy #who do i do next hmmm #art #digital commisions #taking requests #taking commisions

[azz-modeus]

If I had a nickel for every time I drew Tim insisting that Jason is a good person I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but it’s sad that it’s happened twice.

anyways have some de-aged Tim angst

#batman #dc comics #fanart #dc #batfam #batman fanart #digital arwork #jason todd #jason todd fanart #red hood #red robin fanart #red hood fanart #tim drake fanart #tim drake #red robin dc #dc robin #tim drake robin #robin dc #red robin comics #child Tim drake #De aged Tim drake #red robin #dc batman #dcu #dc universe #dc fanart #batfamily #batkids #batbros #jason feels guilty

[xxxcxcxx]

#superbat #batman #superman #joker #dc #dc universe #doodle #ilysm

[cirrocula]

my rendition of the steven panel

#jason and bubbie would enable each other to kill ppl tbh #steven universe meme #jason todd #batman #dcu #bubbie #flapjack #art #my art #illustration #artists on tumblr #comfort character

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

ate and left no crumbs. I swear Alfred is the most iconic batfamily member.

#batfam #batfamily #bruce wayne #batman #red hood #jason todd #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #dc robin #damian wayne #damian al ghul #alfred pennyworth #the baddest bitch #comics #dc comics #dc universe #robin

[fakeicecubes]

Reasons why the rest of the JL believes Batman and all of his children are metas/cryptids

-Weirdly good instincts

-They only see the bat and kids at night

-Hasn’t died

-If they have died, they came back within the year

-The JL has seen all of them at one point or another stay up for 96 hours straight and act semi-normally

-One time Batman was stabbed and started bleeding green(it was slime Bruce packed for kids to play with if they were at a crime scene)

-Red Robin didn’t cry while watching A Dogs Purpose for Young Justice’s movie night(he did, the mask hid his tears)

-They all know an absurd amount of Golf facts

-Somehow none of them age

-All of them are friends with a super

Wonder Women has the list and they update it after every mission.

#batman #batfam #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #tim drake #damian wayne #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #jason todd #justice league #young justice #dc #dceu #dc robin #dcu #dc comics #dc universe #wonder woman #superman #superbat #green lantern #the flash

[thealexanderfiles]

Bruce Wayne, squinting at the annual bat-tech budget: Hey Tim, has our manufacturer increased the price for the batarangs? I swear the cost is higher than last year.

Tim Drake, who just embezzled an entire Batmobile: ... Yeah.

#batfam #batman #dc comics #dc universe #bruce wayne #tim drake

[amorkuku]

don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

#batman #dc comics #dc robin #dc universe #superhero #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne

[brucewaynehater101]

When a Robin sheds their uniform to uptake a new role, the goons and Rogues cry out in fear.

Robins are absolutely feral demon spirits that cause unparalleled levels of chaos. Batman may terrify criminals, but Robins are more likely to steal your actual soul. They aren't as bad as the Dark Knight, but somehow that shadow creature is the only reason Robins don't obliterate everyone and everything. Somehow, those traffic light colors prevent the kids from becoming worse. Robin is a symbol of hope, and the child in the costume tries to live up to that.

After the current Robin sheds the mantle?

Now, there's a "new" vigilante with less rules and less supervision. Also, chances are extremely high that another Robin will pop up by the end of the week.

#dc comics #dc universe #dc robin #batman #tim drake #bruce wayne #damian wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #the bats are cryptids #robins are feral

[lovesick-joey]

fyi your dad is a whor—

#dc #dcu #dcau #dc universe #dc characters #dc comics #dc art #dcu artwork #dc comics art #dc artwork #shitpost #nightwing #dick grayson #batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #two face #harvey dent #oliver queen #green arrow #catwoman #selina kyle #jla #justice league #batfam #LovesickJoeyArt

[arguablysomaya]

he's well-adjusted now

#trying a semi new style #batman #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #DC Universe #batfam fanart #dc universe #batfamily fanart #dcu #somaya.png #shut up somaya #red hood #1k #5k #10k