#not sure about the 2 and 3

[nightmanatee]

ok so apparently jodie's sent these pics as a reference to her doctor's costume:

and like... yes. it is 13

#not sure about the 2 and 3 #like not sure that exactly THESE #but chibbs just said that it was these costumes #white suit madonna #and dr brown from btf #13th doctor #doctor who #dw #jodie whittaker #it's from who corner to corner podcast

[inkskinned]

he says i hate everyone except you and that is addictive and that is kind of romantic and beautiful because you're young and you're kind of a sarcastic asshole too and you don't like bad boys, per say, but you don't really like good ones either. and you like that you were the exception, it felt like winning.

except life is not a romance book, and he was kind of being honest. he doesn't learn to be nice to your friends. he only tolerates your family. you have to beg him to come with you to birthday parties, he complains the whole time. you want to go on a date but - people are often there, wherever you're going. he's just so angry. about everything, is the thing. in the romance book, doesn't he eventually soften? can't you teach him, through your own sense of whimsy and comfort?

at first - you know introverts often need smaller friend groups, and honestly, you're fine staying at home too. you like the small, tidy life you occupy. you're not going to punish him for his personality type.

except: he really does hate everyone but you. which means he doesn't get along with his therapist. which means he has no one to talk to except for you. which means you take care of him constantly, since he otherwise has no one. which means you sometimes have to apologize for him. which means he keeps you home from seeing your friends because he hates them. you're the single exception.

about a decade from this experience, you'll type into google: how to know if a relationship is codependent.

he wraps an arm around you. i hate everyone except you. these days, you're learning what he's actually confessing is i have very little practice being kind.

#i used to think it was romantic too and then i was like. now i see it as a HUGE red flag #writeblr #it is also almost EXCLUSIVELY said by immature ppl who think this is normal #fyi even if u think it's funny and ur like 'im an introvert it's just TRUE' like. you need therapy (ily tho) #healed introversion is just ''i would prefer to be by myself'' not ''i hate every person'' ... hate is not normal. that is not healthy #im sorry. i know it feels accurate. but if you're walking around with that kind of rage.... #1. you're making a LOT of assumptions about every single person u have ever met. which is often unfair and unkind #and also usually involves judging people based on their worst moments or little mistakes #2. you are being unfair to the person who is ur ''exception'' #3. there is a VAST difference between ''ur my favorite person'' and ''the ONLY person i like.'' #idk i think this is just a personal bias thing tbh #im sure there are people who have this experience normally #but i have YET to find a man who thinks like this and ISNT absolute DOGSHIT. although tbh.... like. im sure he exists #when u hit like 30 some of the things that were once kind of hot now just sound fucking exhausting. like ''im in a band'' #edit in the tags: i used to kind of be like this too. but the thing is that like. my life became so much more peaceful #once i started believing that people are generally good. like yes i am mad at the world at large #but it's just.... a very hard way to live. you're not a bad person or wrong for the ways other people hurt you and taught you to be angry. #but that anger will continue to hurt YOU. it will punish YOU. it will prevent YOU from making new deep connections. it will protect you yes #but it will also cause MASSIVE blowback. bc if you lose the One Person... your life will fall apart. i know this personally. #i really recommend just trying to be... cautiously optimistic instead. like. yes #people can be horrible and cruel and there are some communities (incels for example) that aren't worth that optimism #but i think like... most people will hold a door for you . most people want to help you find your wallet . #i hope one day you are able to find peace. i hope that rage eventually smooths over. i know how hard it is PERSONALLY #and i know what must have happened to you. and im deeply deeply sorry we share the same wound. #but i promise - sometimes we all need someone else to help us carry the weight. eventually the rage has to die so that we can let help in #i had to spend years biting at outstretched hands. i still often do. im still very wary . and my heart breaks that you flinch too. #here's the thing: i don't blame you. but we were both acting out of fear and pain. .... not out of healthy behavior. and ... change #was needed. i needed change too. rage was useful for a while. then it just left me isolated and bitter. i had to (with effort) #choose to let that rage go. and let people in . VERY SLOWLY THO LOL

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[sneez]

family portrait :D young sam and sybil are behaving themselves and vimes is throwing a hissy fit because they tried to make him wear the helmet

[id: a digital painting of three people sitting for a portrait in a domestic interior. young sam is standing with his hands behind his back and beaming proudly. vimes is standing behind him with his hand on his shoulder, wearing a shiny military uniform and a surly expression. sybil is sitting on the right with an arm around young sam, smiling at the viewer. a plumed helmet is sitting on a table on the left. end id.]

#discworld #sam vimes #sybil ramkin #young sam vimes #artwork #discworld is inspiring me so much at the moment ive got it on the brain #vimes wore the helmet for 3 seconds and then took it off and refused to comb his helmet hair which is why he looks like that #also idk where the idea of sybil wearing wigs came from (i havent read all the books yet so i am not sure if it’s canon or headcanon) but i #am so besotted with that idea so assume sybil is bewigged any time i draw her #thats why she has no grey hairs here. i imagine her having very short wispy hair underneath #i literally love her so much ive been thinking about her for days she means the world 2 me #this is the first time ive drawn either her or young sam and im so happy with how they came out thats exactly how i picture them in my head #ive drawn vimes once before but i can usually get him close to my Brain Picture without too much difficulty #i just think Grumpy Bastard (affectionate) and there he is #also happy end of the year my friends! may 2024 bring you all the things you desire i love you

[calista-222]

ok brb gonna play Splatoon 1's story mode for the first time <- has the game but barely played it

#my art #splatoon #splatoon 3 #side order #splatoon 3 dlc #splatoon 3 side order #agent 8 #maybe?? #I have splatoon 3 and all the theories about the dlc are making me want to know more about the lore of the other games #good thing I already have the first game #I'm not sure if it would be worth it to buy splatoon 2 just to play the story mode though #anyways I'm excited for the dlc!! #It probably won't be cheap but one can dream....

[bixels]

While I do think anon was rude, I do think it's pretty shitty to set up all this stuff you were going to add the au and then just drop it. It's disappointing. Definitely unfollowing.

Bye.

#ask me #anon #once AGAIN. #I am not dropping anything #the au is not getting cancelled. more than likely i'm gonna take a break from it until i find motivation again #But I've been drawing the AU for half a fucking year #In that time I've only drawn 5 things that aren't mlp related #I'm getting tired and my last few posts didn't do as well as I'd hoped #And I'm not about to burn myself out on mlp au art even if I really do love making it #I'm still gonna make comics. I have a bunch of ideas. #Tulli and I still wanna do the limited run merch shop #Discord is still coming. Sunset is still coming. Sombra is still coming. I have so many ideas #But I need to do something else for my own sake. Did you know I was supposed to get the background 6 designs done by now #But I didn't because I'm TIRED #I've been keeping myself on a schedule to keep content pumping despite travel and school and family and I'm tired #what i'm getting isn't matching what i'm giving and that's nobody's fault. i'm not frustrated at anyone. a slump was bound to happen #drawing the au was fun until it become my Thing. Because when your Thing––your identity––starts to faulter #it can really make you freak out #And that's not healthy for the project or for myself. I need to find the fun again and I'm sure I will #I'm really appreciative of everyone's support in my inbox and replies it really does mean a lot especially given that about 2/3 of my #followers followed for mlp. But if you're gonna react to me saying “i'm gonna cool down on mlp art and draw my own stuff” with “i'm #disappointed in you." then Leave! I think it's good you're unfollowing #you are not obligated to stick by my side! But don't act like I'm doing you a disservice by turning my attention elsewhere #I didn't promise anyone anything and I definitely didn't say I'm breaking any promises.

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

#bildad the shuhite #crowley #bildad my beloved #good omens #good omens season 2 #david tennant #i'm like 99% sure someone has already made a gif like this #but if it's out there i haven't seen it #and I have some feelings about him that i needed to put out there #heart locket gif #he <3

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

What's the timespan of all this happening? i haven't really been keeping track of time, but it seems like all this crazy stuff has just been speeding by with no real break to process...

#tadc ragatha #[ ask2 ] #this thing will turn 7 months old in may 1st which is so surreal to think about tbh . like wow 5 months and it'll be one year old #i'm not sure if we'll be in phase 3 by that time but considering it took 4 months to get to phase 2 ... shrugs .

[m4ymask]

Casual Marie cause she's cute :3 might draw the other's too if I feel like it

#One for Callie is already in the works #Not sure about the other idols tho 🤔 #splatoon #fanart #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #Marie #sea sirens #marie cuttlefish

[osamusriceballs]

Kinktober Day 11 <3

Tsukishima x sensory deprivation

Warnings: NSFW, fem reader

Words: ~ 1,1 k

Kinktober Masterlist II -> Next day

"Come on, just let me take off the blindfold."

You sigh and wiggle your wrists in his grasp, only for him to snicker amusedly. "I feel like you don't fully understand the concept of sensory deprivation. The blindfold is essential for this." You can hear him click his tongue at the end of the words, feigning annoyance while he answers. "I know, but isn't it enough that you're chaining my hands to the bed?" As a cue, he wraps the silky tie around your wrists, tight, but far from painful, expertly tying the knot around your hands.

"I don't think so." He squeezes your cheeks, and you try to protest but the words come out as nonsense. "Just be patient for me. Can you do that?" You feel him shift his weight on the bed, his lips now at the shell of your ear when he whispers the words. A shiver runs down your spine and you quickly nod- maybe a bit too eager because he is quick to release a mocking snort.

You hold your breath when you feel his hands on your body, his thumbs rubbing the material of your blouse above your collarbones. Goosebumps form on your skin, his touch warm when his knuckles brush against the swell of your breast as he starts to unbutton the fabric. His hands roam around your stomach, to the cage of your ribs, just barely grazing along the fabric of your bra as soon as he has finished unbuttoning your blouse. Anticipation rushes through you, your body ever so sensitive to all of his touches while you tried to predict where he is going to touch you next. No words are exchanged when you feel him pulling back, leaving the bed for good.

"Kei?" you ask hesitantly, hearing him shuffle around and arranging some things. "Hmm? You good there?"

"Yes- but come back, Kei. Don't make me wait." You know that you sound desperate, but you can stop replaying different scenarios in your mind when you're tied to the bed like this. He clearly enjoys seeing you go crazy with anticipation. A few more moments of him arranging and rearranging stuff that feel like an eternity to you while you can't see, and you feel his weight dipping down the mattress again.

He's close.

You can't see him, but you can feel him. Feel his presence right next to you, his even and deep breaths, his smell- all of your other senses seem to tell you that he's close. Your body jolts when you suddenly feel his breath on your neck, softly breathing against your skin. "You look so pretty like this." A ragged breath escapes your lips at his words, the sudden softness in his tone adding to the intimacy of the moment.

A sudden cold sensation on your bare stomach makes you squirm. You hadn't noticed that his hands have been busied with something else, and when he presses it harder against you, you whine, feeling the cold wetness drip down to your navel. It lingers a few more moments on your skin, causing you to gasp at the freezing sensation, goosebumps forming on your skin already. You hear an almost metallic sound when the coolness disappears and he puts something away.

"Ok. Tell me what that was." His voice sounds teasing, a smirk adorning his lips for sure. "An ice cube," you reply, trying to sound neutral and put together. "Hmm, really good. I think you deserve a little reward for getting this one right." His lips travel down your collarbones, softly sucking and nibbling on your skin, causing your head to fall back and your toes to curl. His fingers hook into the cups of your bra and pull the fabric down, just enough to free your tits. His tongue softly glides over one of your hard buds, swirling and sucking just enough to make you clench your legs. He pulls back way too soon, your other nub aching for attention too. "Can you guess what's this too?" A soft and light sensation meets your neck, moving along your jaw and down your throat.

You wiggle even more in the ties when the tickling sensation doesn't stop, the soft caress going down to your collarbones, sending shivers down your spine when you can't anticipate where he'd touch you next. "And?" He sounds smug at this point, clearly satisfied when he sees how much you squirm.

"A feather." You sound breathless for sure, but it's simply the effect of the feather now tracing along your exposed breast and moving down your stomach. "You're so good at this, darling."

You ball your hands into fists when he brings his lips to your chest again, replacing the feather with his lips and giving your nipple a soft bite. "Kei-" the sensation so unexpected to you that you moan his name, the sound echoing through the room in a way that makes you burn in embarrassment. "Hmm, what is it?" he answers with his lips still attached to your skin, his voice barely a whisper in the room. "Feels good." Your head is thrown back into the pillows, your back arching your chest into his mouth.

"I'm sure it does." He pulls back, much to your disdain. "Are you ready for the next one?" Tsukishma moves further down, your body jolting when his hands open the button of your pants, slowly pulling them down your legs. You shiver when you're basically lying in front of him in your underwear, a hot wave of need rushing through your body when he hooks his fingers in the hem of your panties. Heat rises to your cheeks when he removes your panties as well, not saying anything, instead, you're only met with nerve-wrecking silence.

"Kei? What are you-" a surprised moan leaves your lips when you feel a soft sensation between your legs- his lips without a doubt, pressing kisses to your already wet folds. Your muscles tense and you involuntarily try to reach for his head, only to be restricted by the tie. His tongue licks along your folds, his nose brushing against your clit, and he has you moaning his name with these few touches already already. The wet noises of his kisses fill the room, your breaths uneven when he pushes his tongue unexpectedly in your entrance. "Oh god- Kei- so good-" you whine when he picks up his pace, licking inside of you with no mercy until he has your thighs clenching around his head. "Yeah? What feels good`? Tell me, darling. Can you guess?"

"Your tongue-" you whine when he rewards you with extra attention to your clit, sucking on the sensitive nub and toying with it with his tongue. Your body is burning from his touches already, eager for more, eager for him to fuck you like this-

"You're so good at this." He presses one last kiss to your pussy, and you feel his weight shifting on the mattress, knowing exactly what he will do next when you hear him fumble with his belt.

"I think you deserve another reward."

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu smut #smut #tsukishima #tsukki #tsukishima smut #tsukishima x reader #here you go! <3 #hope you'll enjoy this #I thought about TT #TT equals Teasing Tsukki #like Tsukki teasing you #he would for sure #I'll start with Bokuto's part today #I hope I can finish it tomorrow #SLEEP WELL! <3 #I hope you're all having a great week so far! <3 #I'm enjoying the last days of my semster breaks #it's 2 am now #and I feel like I ruined my sleeping rhythm >.< #HOWEVER! #I tried proofreading this #but my brain is a bit tired rn #BUT I TRIED

[why-the-heck-not]

christmas things

#and since christmas I made a grand error of starting to watch Lost bc never did watch that and ik it was very popular at one point and I #wanted to see and it’s been 2-3 days and I’ve watched the whole first season #if something happens to charlie sayid or vincent I’m going to have a nervous breakdown #and I’m so sure that there’s no way that the dog (vincent) could survive the whole thing #nice to watch a good show I haven’t seen a billion spoilers about (a rare thing) #so that’s how my ’’i’ll be productive after christmas’’ is going #bookblr #studyblr #booklr #aesthetic #books #study #reading #read #book #christmas #december 2023 #2023

[somnimagus]

digitally colored some sketches from my sketchbook! i've fallen in love with yet another game and her name is Bayonetta

[id in alt]

#bayonetta #this game made me smile so much it just radiates fun #my favs are bayo and rodin! rodin looks so serious i wasn't expecting his silly sense of humor; he's super cool #and just. ms cereza you are everything to me #ahh but i love jeanne too #not sure about luka yet but his hair's very pretty! most exhausted looking man in the world #but gosh the game is gorgeous ost is gorgeous it's immediately one of my favorites #i really wanna get 2 3 and origins when i have enough money and don't have more pressing things to pay for someday #fan art #my art

[queen0fm0nsterz]

a concert just for me

#deltarune #kris dremurr #kris dreemurr #noelle #noelle holiday #my art #kris deltarune #deltarune kris #noelle deltarune #deltarune noelle #deltarune spoilers #(???) #deltarune chapter 3 spoilers #deltarune chapter 3 #(??????? IM NOT SURE IF THIS IS EVEN ACCURATE TAGGING BUT JUST IN CASE????????????) #gonna piss my pants over them 2 #cries #throws up a little #ueueuueue #i feel very strongly about them two #i didnt really like this but i finished it and the end result is not that bad at all #lets gooooooooo

[turrondeluxe]

You know how some kids say stuff that freak out their parents like “the man in the corner doesn’t like that” and there’s no one there

or how most kids just stand in the doorway of a room at night for no reason besides waiting for their parents to wake up so they can ask a question but it can be really creepy and freak the parents out

That kind of thing but mostly the second one because I think that’s more common in kids

(previous ask for context)

Alright i totally understand now. That'd be Moja, no doubt!

#the thing moja is saying is referencing the reddit of kids saying scary af stuff lmao #also shes around 3 years old because by checking that reddit thread you can actually read a very #prominent number of 2 and 3 year olds in specific that are the ones saying the most scary shit out of nowhere lol #moja would def be one of those kids that used to say the most concerning and scary stuff ever #she does grow out of it though (mikey is very thankful about this but he will never say it out loud) #also if anyone is wondering on how moja ended up with mikeys snork mimimi hat it went like #moja still very sleepy: papa can i have your silly hat to sleep better? #mikey: yeah sure kid #my art #doodles #tmnt #tmnt the last ronin #tlr lost years #tmnt mikey #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt moja #peepaw and babies au #ask

[mccallhero]

favourite ouat scenes: 33/?

#captainswanedit #killianjonesedit #emmaswanedit #ouatedit #emma swan #killian jones #captain swan #ouat #ouat scenes #mine #gifs #onceuponatimeedit #once upon a time #god god god i love these two and i love this scene #'may i have the HONOUR' bc killian knows that knowing more about emma is. in fact. an honour!! #but he asksss and he matches her tone bc he immediately knows how important this is to her #and i'm gonna do pt 2 and 3 of this scene next where he just keeps making sure it's okay and that emma's okay #and idk HOW ouat has written a pirate to be the best character when it comes to consent but god i will never get over it #it's just written so naturally and it doesn't feel forced when he asks and every time i appreciate it sm #but even tho emma is feeling nostalgic and sad. he still manages to get an annoyed lil smile out of her and an eye roll in the 4th gif #idk. soft babies. i love them. i love emma being appreciated. i love emma being respected. i love emma being cared for #100

[lauraneedstochill]

Aegon II Targaryen + tumblr posts that are definitely about him

original posts: x, x, x, x, x, x + tumblr posts about Aemond Targaryen (part 1) (part 2)

#aegon ii targaryen #my favorite is the first one because for 3 seconds he seems genuinely happy #and we can see a glimpse of his boyish smile #YES I'm ignoring the fact that they made him a rapist it was the dumbest decision ever #also Idk how I feel about the third one??? #because um well I personally don't want to fuck him but it seems like a lot of ppl do? so y'all are welcome I guess #I'm pretty sure I will do part 2 for Aegon too #my edits #my stuff #aegon targaryen #aegon the second #house of the dragon #tom glynn carney #hotd