‘Just take a look at those teeth. Are those time teeth? They seem to be everywhere at once!’
— Angie Lake, to the 11th Inspector upon really seeing his mouth for the first time
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Prompt 192
Danny feels exhausted. His stupid ghost-puberty is annoying, and is affecting even his human form. Which wouldn’t be that bad, except for the fact that instead of having a simple elemental or obsession core, he happens to have a Space one. Technically the Space Core seeing as apparently he’s the newborn Ancient of Space. Or something.
Urgh, he just wants to get some food from the dollar store down the street, not deal with whatever attempted mugging this is. He’s hangry, and just wants to get some food and curl back up in his mass of blankets back in his tiny apartment.
So maybe he overreacted. He might have released his very careful hold on his less-than human traits that have been attempting to leak through the last several weeks. On the bright side, he, uh, isn’t hungry anymore and is now back in his nest of blankets.
On the other hand, there is now a vigilante in his window.
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Trans Horror Books
Looking for some trans horror books to read for Halloween? Here you go:
Book titles:
Hell Followed With Us by Andrew Joseph White
The Spirit Bares Its Teeth by Andrew Joseph White
The Ojja-Wojja by Magdalene Visaggio and Jenn St-Onge
Let Me Out by Emmett Nahil and George Williams
The Honeys by Ryan La Sala
Even If We Break by Marieke Nijkamp
Tell Me I’m Worthless by Alison Rumfitt
Brainwyrms by Alison Rumfitt
All the White Spaces by Ally Wilkes
Bound In Flesh by Lor Gislason
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Now I haven’t played Apollo Justice but from what I gather Apollo is very iconic because an international celebrity rockstar basically threw himself at his feet like “I am head over heels for you, wanna date????” and Apollo (rightfully) went “This is a murder trial????”
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so i made a really bad fanart of @kiszoneszczury's space mining au, featuring tango tek and jimmy solidarity
i was gonna fix it, but i realized that i literally couldn't, so i gave up
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Imagine explaining braces to an alien.
Alien: this "lemonade" smells like it'll melt my skin. Will this melt my skin?
Human: probably not. Though it did dissolve the glue on one of my braces when I was a kid.
Alien: for me to understand how fully horrified I should be right now I need to know what "braces" are.
Human: oh, people that have the money for it get a bunch of metal put in their mouth to move their teeth into a perfect row. It's a very painful process that usually takes years.
Alien: metal??? On your face bones??? And it hurts?? Doesn't this impede your ability to eat??
Human: well yeah there are things you can't eat when you have them. And some foods you just stop eating because it gets stuck in your braces and it's really gross to get it all out. I still don't eat much bread. Certain foods can break the braces, so you weren't supposed to eat those
Alien: EATING could break the painful metal in your mouth???? WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU PEOPLE EAT???
Human: well lemonade just dissolves the glue
Alien: WHAT?!!! And you want me to DRINK this?? No!! Now I know what people mean when they say you can never understand deathworlders. You people are nuts! I am never eating your substance dissolving, metal breaking food. Fuck that.
Human: alright, I'll drink yours *chugs the lemonade, much to the alien's fascinated horror*
Alien, whispering to themself: deathworlders are insane
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unsure where the ask was , but someone asked for creature space emoji (so did a friend, thats why theres teeths) /gen
unable to list /gen
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-And who would believe a story like that?
- Why, dear doctor, you would.
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**PUBLIC RELEASE**
"Fields of Greed"
Gouache on Arches paper
60 x 30 cm
2023.
this piece was commissioned to be used as cover artwork for the upcoming debut LP by progressive death metal band Fleshvessel
, to be released via I, Voidhanger Records.
the visuals of this piece are meant to evoke the concepts of mindless wealth accumulation, predatory hostile competition, and the effects of it on the world.
first seen on Patreon on february 24th.
all patreon supporters can see my new works weeks ahead of public release, the full 28K resolution scan of this painting is now available for Patreon supporters.
and you can find prints here
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Space Orcs
I had to hop on this bandwagon
Imagine you're an alien, and you learn that getting bit by a human can cause serious infection and disease and stuff.
Then you learn about dentists, whose whole job is to clean humans' freaky mouth-bones with tools that could be easily confused for torture weapons. And humans pay for this?! YEARLY?!
And then...AND THEN you learn that some humans have spit that is so acidic that it can actually damage their teeth.
And what do humans do to show affection? MIX THEIR SALIVA TOGETHER! Are they making deadly venom? Are they that desperate for affection that they're willing to risk their health?
WHAT ARE HUMANS ANYWAYS?!
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