Decided to post something NSFW (not safe for wizards). This is the Mage Masher from Final Fantasy 9. It is a dagger that inflicts the [silence] status.
A problem with being a fan of SVSSS is I can never tell if I am looking at things too deep.
Yes, it's a comedy. Yes, a lot of it is about "so, uh, you know how real people would react to this situation?" Yes, it's still a comedy.
Meanwhile, I'm over analysing the bits of Regret of Chunshan we see plus Liu Mingyan's backstory to work out what this would mean for her sexuality.
Most of what I've got at the moment is that the way Xian Shu is aggressively women only and iirc very concerned with maintaining its disciples virtue (of course, its not like the disciples are going to want to despoil their own virtue, the risk comes from outsiders)... like. That does tend to give people noncon kinks. Especially of the flavour in Regret of Chunshan.
I do also think the idea that women like m/m because they can explore sex and power dynamics without it being [wiggle hands] uncomfortably close to their experience is a bit overplayed, but... yeah. It's plausible for Liu Mingyan.
I'll just write little snippets for @sucktember, I said. That way I'll get through the whole month, I said. Nothing long, I said.
Anyway, here's 1.5k of Ventrobi spice over on ao3. "Asunder" is set at some nebulous point during the late Clone Wars. Featuring: Lady-Wan, aliens made them do it (so, dubcon and consent issues associated with that trope), and PWP.
SO MUCH SPICE. It's just pure spice here. I mean, there's some traces of a plot but I don't know how they snuck in.
Anon asked: i mean. i'd loooove some /r ghostbur (quackity/ghostbur, perhaps? but whoever!) well, i say /r. go all the way and make him fuck if you want. i trust you. <3
ask and you shall receive. under the cut is quackity/ghostbur. they fuck in this one.
Let’s get this out in the open: Quackity isn't Wilbur about it. He's not going to go around asking if it's because Eret's tower is bigger, or whatever the hell. He has some goddamn class, is what he’s saying.
It's just— it was a thing. Wilbur made it a thing, and Schlatt made it a thing— although really, where did Schlatt get off making it a thing, it's not like Schlatt was exactly impressive either— and also it's just a fucking thing. It is totally normal for it to be a thing.
Except— for all that Wilbur made a fucking thing out of it, constantly— Ghostbur is the most enthusiastic anyone has ever been about Quackity's dick.
"Oh," says Ghostbur, and for all the world he looks sincerely fucking delighted. "Oh, it's mouth-sized. Can I put my mouth on it."
Quackity's almost too surprised to be offended. (Say what you want about Wilbur, he was not sincerely delighted about anything.) "I— yeah," he says, a little breathless in the face of that enthusiasm. "Yeah. Oh fuck, yeah."
When i say James Potter is the little spoon I mean Regulus hates having his back turned to anyone, hates having people where he can’t see them, hands on him while he’s unaware, but James loves being held at any given moment
Movie date? He’s pressed against Regulus’ side. Hanging out with Sirius? They’re essentially holding hands. He will plop down on Regulus’ lap randomly and all Regulus does is change the book to the other hand so he can play with James’ hair
one of my posts got tagged with harry potter shit so im just gonna say this: if you bring harry potter into my wizard blog im blocking you on sight.
I am a trans woman and the author of those shitty books literally wants me and people like me dead and actively spends her vast wealth from the franchise to hurt us.
if you're too attached to a terrible book series you read in middle school to care about the harm joanne does to my community, fucking leave.
Revelation: with the power of Public Domain, there is literally nothing stopping one from writing Tingle-esque erotica about Mickey Mouse and Sherlock Holmes making tender love while respecting women and making it available to purchase.
Sorry for the lazy ass editing but anyway I've been needing to make a visual for this joke
Now I'm not saying that I always picture this man as Yuu, but I have definitely become obsessed with the raw comedic potential of Tommy Shelby being isekai'd into magic college surrounded by people he actually Cannot boss around
always thinking about how one of the best jegulus fics I've ever read has been deleted and now no one will get to read the joy of it for the first time ever again