#not in this household

[fanfictionroxs]

Meyers really created this complex sibling dynamic/female friendship between Leah and Emily and expected me to just accept that they would forever be fighting over a guy? Nah man.. these girls loved each other FIRST. Sam came into the picture later, it was LEAH that was the first wolf Emily loved. And Leah imprinted on Emily long before Sam ever did in every way that mattered. They were sisters, they ARE sisters, they were best friends, they still ARE, they would kill for each other, they would die for each other. Sure, a guy came in between them, but it wasn't just any guy. He was Emily's soulmate who was WITH Leah for years.. what does it say about Emily and Leah's souls? How similar must they be or how attached or codependant or intertwined? Does this mean that at some point maybe Emily dated Leah's soulmate? Will she lead him/her to her sister as Leah brought Sam to her even if it was in the most fucked up way possible. Because see despite all the bitterness and anger, Leah agrees to be Emily's freaking bridesmaid despite clearly showing extreme antagonism towards Sam and everyone who gets in her line of fire.. yet none of it seems to be directed towards Emily (mostly) who it seems gets a special treatment from the girl who doesn't spare ANYONE. I dunno man, but the books gave me major 'Emily and Leah are each other's weaknesses' vibes and anyone who thinks that Sam is more than a stumble in their relationship needs to look again.

#leah my beloved #emily my beloved #im back with my 'emily and leah are each other's favorite' agenda.. listen they're the grumpy x sunshine dynamic #sorry meyers but i wont let you spoil female friendships #not in this household #leah clearwater #emily young #sam uley #twilight saga #twilight wolfpack #uley pack #black pack #werewolves #character analysis #fanfictionroxs writes

[redbleedingrose]

cinnamon girl by Lana is so Girl dad!Eris x reader coded.

#rose rambles #girl dad!Eris #marwa and twila #eris x reader #girl dad eris x reader #f lana tho #shes a zionist so ew #her music is good tho #but we dont support her #not in this household

[shackld]

the most unrealistic thing about ptn is chief consistently shown to be free of scars in her attires when she's been god's favorite punching bag from the first second of the game

#not in this household #nope #;sir this is my emotional support cringefail gacha game protagonist. (ooc)

[makeupandmaggots]

You ever look at your childhood crushes and then suddenly your romantic tastes start to make a lot more sense?  For example: Childhood Crush: Low voiced, big ego sad boy who becomes loveable later on. 

now into 

Childhood Crush: sexy deep voiced being with desire solely on their mind.

into 

Childhood Crush: Man with problems who would never treat me right and is filled with unhinged energy and mommy issues.

into

Childhood Crush: Woman so beautiful and powerful that I would do anything for.

into

Childhood Crush: Man of the wilderness with long hair, who says very little and is viewed as cruel but funny enough has a small child they love dearly.

into

Just something I’m making note of.

#so many men I like are toxic #it's awful #but good goddamn if they aren't hot #I also am questioning the movies I was allowed to watch as a child #rocky horror was my favourite childhood film #and every time I say that my taste in romance starts to make a lot more sense #queen of the damned may have also been another daring pick from my mother #she really went #straight? #not in this household #sandman #the sandman #gaara #witcher #geralt #sesshomaru #queen of the damned #michonne #rocky horror picture show #desire #scream #stranger things

[freyfall]

why do u like cdream? like i get not liking other characters but cdream is genuinely terrible, what gives?

i have an insatiable and irresistible sexual attraction to his war crimes.

#anon what do you fucking think #hes an interesting character #also we dont tolerate taking a moral high ground based on which fictional block man character you like #not in this household #mcyt #dsmp #if u had just asked 'why do you like c!dream' without the leading question about how 'obviously terrible' he is #then i probably would have answered genuinely #but anon buddy pal this reads like bait

[cadaverkeys]

You guys rlly don't realise how much knowledge is still not committed to the internet. I find books all the time with stuff that is impossible to find through a search engine- most people do not put their magnum opus research online for free and the more niche a skill is the less likely you are to have people who will leak those books online. (Nevermind all the books written prior to the internet that have knowledge that is not considered "relevant" enough to digitise).

Whenever people say that we r growing up with all the world's knowledge at our fingertips...it's not necessarily true. Is the amount of knowledge online potentially infinite? Yes. Is it all knowledge? No. You will be surprised at the niche things you can discover at a local archive or library.

#rambles #if you are a person who is into delicate skills #like lacemaking or printing or sewing #you will know fair well just how non expansive the knowledge online is in comparison to written guides from like the 50s #there was a time where at least one person in the household had to know a constructive skill #but in the modern day there is just less ans less demands for comprehensive guides #library propaganda #im stuck doing an essay rn but bc i have covid i cant go to the library and its totally fucked me #i want to source a lot of the stuff i read irl but i just cant go and get it and theres no online ver

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[catcrumb]

#crumb #this household had a frightful 12 hours. all good now though

[ottermatopoeia]

Everyone's all "i'll fuck your dad" until they realize that means they'd have to fuck someone over 40. and those people are weak.

#some of us have and will continue to fuck actual fathers #we love and support daddy bottoms in this household

[beybuniki]

they should go on a fishing trip pt.1

#DONT COMMENT ON THE BACKGROUND I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWW #anyway this is day 1. they take a bus. the bakugo household has fishing gear so ´deku is wearing bakugo's onesoe (?) and bakugo is wearing #his dad's. and notices he has grown :') #anyway they take a BUS and don't feel like doing this at all it's awkward for so many reason #also trying to relax after everything is neurologically just really hard they might be hyperivgilant dik #and there's so much they never got to unpack bnut they have to and they have to start somewhere and with someone #deku makes that flower crown while bakugo preps everything and they both look at it and are thrown back into their childhood 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️ #and at first they just sit and wait for the bavarian fish to bite (rody should make a cameo tbh) but then bakugo breaks the iceeee. #and he starts with their moms because their moms have been such a stubbron connection between these two :') #and deku answers with the usual 'good :) how's your mom :)?' and to everyone's surprise he actually opens up #and tells deku about his mom's insomnia because she watched her son die (that shit was live streamed tpo 10 bnha tweets btw) #idk i love to think of their moms being a very easy subject to connect through i think it's easier for them that way to be more vulnerablei #and then some fish biteeeeeeeeeeee #but like 3 small ones so they have to gather berries and mushrooms and make stew (dw there's an aldi this is bavaria after all) #but yeah day 1 is a bit weird like it's just them in the woods with no distractions #which is so different from whatever went on during their 1st year of high school #don't read this i will throw up i just need this somewhere this is my public scrapbook #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #the flower crown on their knees makes this a bit homosexual but fishing is always homosexual im not fighting against that #au: #fishing

[r3ynah]

NU UH

Jack Fenton, dialed his younger sister's phone number as he gazed apologetically at the family of bats, that was hanging around in his living room. he impatiently waited for the other party to pick up.

The Bat family remained stoic as they observed the man, they had or Batman had ordered to put the call on speaker, if ever the phone was answered, Robin had stared at the doorway leading to the kitchen there stood Jack's supposed oldest daughter Jazz. who only stared amused at her father's antics much to Robin's confusion.

finally after a grueling 10 seconds wait, the call was finally answered.

Robin held his breath awaiting for the voice he was expecting for.

"Yes, Ahki?" Talia's voice resonated, from the phone. making everyone's eyes except the Fenton family widen.

'what? mother never told me she had a brother.' Damian thought as he took a peek at his father's face who was scrunched up in confusion. same for the rest of his family.

"Talia, my dear ukht, I've heard from a few birds and bats that you have taken my son. on his fieldtrip." Jack said, his nervous and outgoing personality vanishing and what took place was a serious and angry tone of a father as soon as heard the caller's voice, making everyone in the room shudder at the sudden cold atmosphere while the oldest daughter remained composed and unbothered as she watched.

Silence came from the other side of the phone, before answering "It seems i have." Talia answered back, you can here the voice of a boy in the background asking if it was his dad.

"Stop with this false innocence of yours, bring my son back immediately, partly alive and safe." Jack stated, much to the Bats and birds confusion.

Silence once again, as the phone remained quiet seemingly put down on a table with a few whispers and shuffling. before it was picked up once again.

"Nu uh." was the only thing Talia said as she hang up.

everyone paused.

"The fuck you mean 'Nu uh'?!" Jack yelled, at his phone. While his wife walked their daughter's side who was laughing her ass off, confused she looked at the bats then at her husband and then just sighed.

"Dinner's Ready." she only said as she retreated back at to the kitchen.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc prompt #dpdc #Jack and Talia are siblings #Talia kidnapped Danny so they can have a aunt and nephew bonding #the both of them were planning to kidnap Damian #they were gossiping about Ra's aswell #Danny was the one who told Tallia to say Nu uh #Jazz was the one to tell Talia where Danny was in the first place #Maddie is the beacon of peace in this household #this was made at the crack of dawn #good parents jack and maddie

[canisalbus]

✦ Seclusion ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Machete #Vasco #anthro #sighthound #dogs #canine #animals #it's probably Vittorio #Machete is very particular about his confidants employees and household staff #the ones that are most likely to have access to his bedchamber already know about Vasco

[digitalis-obscura]

reblog for sample size etc.

#grey speaks #help end an argument in my household

[princerevelucide]

the BEST new pokémon in gen 9 btw are these two sanrio reject ass mice that count as one pokemon together

but they they silently evolve from level 25+ into the exact same two mice but now they have 1 or 2 kids with them. literally you open your party to discover that these two mice FUCKED in their pokeball and have now sprung their kid(s) on you

#pokemon #pokemon sv spoilers // #sv spoilers // #tandemaus #maushold #THE SECOND EVO IS. A PUN ON HOUSEHOLD!!!! #but yes they’re my favourites from this gen so far #poyo.txt #ok to rb #like yeah sure the dex says the children only ‘’might’’ be related #but they still don’t know where eggs come from. we know what happened #also i named mine Nuclear because they’re a nuclear family

[lieutenant-columbro]

#THIS IS A HOUSEHOLD OF CULTURE!!!!!!!!! #columbo

[angelfic]

percy’s anger management issues are so intense you’d think you were reading the internal monologue of an eldest daughter

#eldest brown daughter #eldest and only daughter of a brown household specifically #he deserves to strangle somebody. as a treat #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackson #percy jackson and the lightning thief #pjotv #pjo tv show #pjo series #pjo disney+ #percy jackson tv show