#not biting or attacking him

[gonzodangerfeels]

You want a real rush?

Be sitting on the throne dropping a deuce and hear a fucking angry 180 lb bull mastiff attacking a puppy that weighs less than 20 pounds

Underwear draped around my ankles I get up and hop twice to get out of the bathroom, standing I and jumping a three foot dog gate into the kitchen, quick hops across the kitchen; another jump over a wooden dog gate and two hops to tackle a 180 lb dog and clamp that mother fucker in a head lock with one leg trapped keeping my head so tight against his lower neck I was clear of his angry fat head and mouth(this was a very large mother fucking dog) and pulled the behemoth off the puppy while putting my hand out to keep the puppy away from the mouth.

And then I am sitting there with my dick hanging out, an ass in need of wiping, my underwear at this point twisted around my ankles and a huge angry dog in my clutches.

I am like, "KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF MOTHER FUCKER OR I WILL KILL YOU"

And my large dog returned to a normal state of temperament. I was able to finish taking a shit with an adrenaline dump.

Oh and I did get to wipe my ass eventually.

#perhaps a cast I don't remember #did I save the puppy's life perhaps but there was no thought it was all action #it's funny looking back seeing it yanno but that shit was fucking insane when it happened #like old fathead having dreams of Merlin beating his ass when he was a pup #not biting or attacking him #but it was funny as shit watching a 40 pound dog roll an idiotic 120 pound dufus #like something set that dog off that day #it is a shame those things only get about 5 maybe 6 good years before their size is their own downfall #just feed him sedatives was their solution*shrugs* #all the hounds of hell will obey me when the time calls #I put a bit of myself in my dogs #always gotta get a new puppy as soon as the other leaves like people are like cats are ao smart #shit dogs got people too #it is more of an empathy thing a different intelligence #cats are just clever little assholes #wow it cam jump up on something and bat shit #it is also stupid to go hide in an inescapable palm tree #like outdoor cats are fine unless one jumps in your arms and won't let the fuck go #kneading my shit #meeooolow #like ok you don't even know me cat #me considering the shapes of 11 amd 13 though yanno #if something makes Cannon happy she is gonna be like yo what's going on here #in a garden under the lord of Spirit who knows #sneaking that shit in when he was a baby #Oh all the men in this family have that....so.... like...hehe

[padawansuggest]

13 yo Obi-Wan: You guys are keeping me captive 🥺

Jaster: Ob’ika, we are bringing you back to the temple to reunite with your people.

Obi-Wan: 🥺 then why am I in a cage?

Jaster: *looks pointedly at Jango covered in bite marks, bandages and a torn kute*

Jango: Jas’Buir, he’s really cute, the bites didn’t even hurt 🥺

Obi-Wan: Yeah, I’m just making friends 🥺

Jaster: *soul deep sigh* I am not letting you out of the cell so you can maul my ad again.

Jango: Buuuir, he’s just an ad’ika, lookit his ik’aad fangs, he won’t actually hurt me!

Jaster: You we’re begging me to get his fangs out of your wrist five minutes ago.

Jango: He’s just teething!!

Jaster: Jan’ika, I know you want to keep him, but he’s not even house broken yet.

Jango: Neither was I when you adopted me!! He’s chosen me! Lemme keep him!

Obi-Wan: 🥺 I will be a good boy if you stick your fingers in my enclosure 🥺

Jaster: *physically holding Jango back* No. We will revisit this when the baar’ur has given him a Xanax omfg- *dragging Jango out of the ship hold*

#and that’s how Jango adopted a baby 🥰 #star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #jaster mereel #jango fett #Obi really liked Jango but being lost gave him anxiety and Stewjoni anxiety means I BITE YOU I BITE YOU I BITE YOU #and Jaster is the only one comprehending that rn #basically Obi can’t consent to an adopting at the exact moment so he’s tryina stop Jango from being an idiot till the kid got a Xanax in hi #those notes added later cause I literally stopped in the middle of the sidewalk on the way home to write this #it’s also based off that one scene in Futurama where Zoidberg keeps attacking Amy while in heat #fool me seven times shame on you fool me eight or more times shame on me #but Jango is too enamored with the baby to step back he’s a chew toy now

[gigantomachylesbian]

I could never read those booktok-popular "dark romances" for. well. many reasons. BUT the biggest of all is that the instant a man wrongs a woman in a book I want his ass dead. I have zero tolerance for that shit. I don't care if it's a misunderstanding I don't CARE if he's got a secret sadboy past. If he insults her to her face I want her to come after him with a chainsaw no matter what forever

#k talks #booktok #books #bookblr #dark romance #romance books #booktok critical #booktok cringe #sorry. I KNOWWWW it's just because I'm NOT the target audience for that kinda thing in the first place. peace and love if you do enjoy it #but me? I want her to be biting and attacking him. personally.

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

#atp i need to shut and write the omega verse fics that consistency plague my mind #but while im here time for my obligatory megumi mention bc i mentioned dogs teehee #yes megumi attack dog hes megumi grumbly yes megumi bark bark bite bite BUT BUT BUTTTT #megumi is also used to like... hm........ taming? having? caring for? people in his life and also literal (divine) dogs #so for him yes he bites and barks #but he also... he gets confused if YOU dont follow him around like a puppy bc everyone else in his life has so why not you? #gojo's always been the annoying yapping pomeranian chewing on his arm even if he didn't ask #always in megumi's space even tho he didn't ask but he learned to deal with it #won't admit it but knows that too much attention is better than having someone who couldn't give a shit about you #yuuji is the golden in everybody's life and megumi is no exception #unmovable unshakeable and incredibly addictive even if he doesn't mean to be #and very very attached to the people he cares about so yeah yuuji is loud and annoying but he's also loyal and megumi respects that so fine #nobara is like... she decided she liked megumi and was upset about it so she bit his ankle and he tried to kick her off but she has too muc #pride to get shaken off by someone as scrawny as megumi and somewhere along the way megumi became impressed that she was still there even i #it hurt a bit and she was a little rough it's not like he was worse so fine whatever she can stay too #so if you like... if you dont hover around megumi if you dont pry if you dont prod then he has to be the dog smh #now he's gotta bite for your attention and nudge you and how annoying. he's gonna keep doing it tho. as long as he has to #or until you learn to fall in line and accept your leash too whichever comes first n e way.... anyway............. #somebody's pampered omega always gets what he wants megumi complex is showing...... #this was about yuuta right? ok i'll put his tags now.... #juju #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuuta okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader

[stoned-eren]

eren w odm gear… <3

#im gonna bite him #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #snk #eren jeager #eren #eren yeager #eren jager #edit.exe

[doodlesdreaming]

If you have anxiety, blow it up or find a safe place to catch your breath…

#lone wolf solider and his emotional support bar of soap #i feel that ghost struggles with panic attacks #most often then not he can bite them down before they really kick in #but there are days were it’s a losing battle #soap would pull his LT to the side and help him ride out an attack #anyhoot #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw2 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #ghostsoap #military men #headcanons #illustrations #digital art #art #video games #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

i know i'm always talking about levi drilling into you but tonight i'm thinking of almost painfully slow sex with soft dom!levi

imagine the way he looks into your eyes as he holds your thighs together, his cock twitching at the sounds that your pussy was making as he slowly thrusted in and out of you. you were basically sucking him in, and it was taking all his willpower to not start drilling into you.

soft dom!levi that purrs into your ear about how wet you are for him, about how good you are for him, and how it's taking everything in him to not fuck you senseless.

soft dom!levi that doesn't change his pacing, even when he feels your warmth clenching around his cock. he'll trace gentle circles on your clit with his fingers, slowly dragging you closer to your high, and it was driving you nuts that he wasn't speeding up, and that he wouldn't speed up no matter how much you begged

"you wanna cum?" he'd ask, already knowing the answer, as his fingers continued to circle around your clit. you'd shudder from feeling his breath on your ear. once you responded with a shaky nod, every following thrust went deep into you, with the tip of his cock consistently rubbing up against your cervix.

when he finally lets you cum, he continues to slowly fuck you through your orgasm, his thrusts still slow but deep, and his fingers still rubbing up against your clit, sending a mix of euphoria and overstimulation throughout your body.

you heard an unsteady breath escape his mouth as his pace picks up ever so slightly as he began to snap his hip into yours, sliding his twitching cock all the way up against your cervix as he shoots his load into you, biting at your shoulder to help him bear through his own high as he continued to move in and out of you, desperately trying to suppress the whimpers that threatened to escape his lips.

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#I WANT HIM TO BITE ME #thirsting for levi #levi x reader #levi ackerman x reader #levi ackermann x reader #levi heichou x reader #captain levi x reader #levi smut #n.sfw #levi #levi ackerman #levi ackermann #levi heichou #captain levi #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyoujin #snk

[luck-of-the-drawings]

my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.

#jrwi fanart #jrwi show #jrwi suckening #jrwi suckening spoilers #deacon keller #arthur bennett #OOUGUGHHAAOGUguguhh i feel so cringe whenever i ship two characters. like theyre not even REAL #why cant i be more 'hyperfixated' on getting bitched or something. CHRIST. anwyay i want em to hold hands or smth. yknow. freak stuff. #SO DEACON KELLER!! HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR TALKIN ABT THIS PLACE GETTING ATTACKED.. WE SAW HIM APPROACHING #AND THEN THE WHOLE FEAST PORTION OF THE PARTY HAPPENED N HE GOT STUCK #BUT HE KNEEEWW HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR SOMEHOW!! i just think thats neat. hes dedicated to protecting his people. hes respectable!! #GOD he doesnt even have that much screen time but i LOVE HIMMM n his silly lil shadow steed named Sunshine.. like cmon.... ugh..... #hes sweet n hes funny and he CAARES about the things hes in charge of on some levels. he certainly does his best to look after his own. #god idk what else to write here other than how much hes been on my MMMIND lately. the doctors are still running diagnostiscs #i just think hes so neat... also i think its funny that hes afraid o snakes. OH YKNOW lemme just talk abt my damn art. first o all this too #SSSOOO LONG. WEEKS EVEN.IVE BEEN WORKIN ON IT SINCE EP 5 WAS ON PATREON.it was sposed to be justa buncha doodles but then it Evolved #idk man...cowboys are just so cool...especially w VAMP POWERS..fastest shot in the west for a REASON BABY...n with the red smoke #n the glowing eyes..CMOn thats so cool i hadta get my visions into reality. the eyes were inspired by the music video for RATTLESNAKE (kglw #that where the IM THE SERPENT lines come from.lyrics from tha song.ooh yeah i love kglw so much...i also have other hidden messages here #i like to hide things...ALSO ALSO. I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE W SO MUCH O THIS. the two bits with arthur n deacon biting eachother. AGONY #POSES ARE SO HHARRDDD SAME WITH THAT doodle o arthur slammin deacons head into the ground. WEEKS to get that pose RIGHT. I BLED SO MUCH #OHH AND GUNS???COWBOYHATS?? HIS GAY LIL JACKET? W THE DANGLIES?? AGOONYYY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PERFECT IT..especialy guns. OUUUHH #i also dont draw mustaches enough... which sucks bc im weak for a good mustache... BUT i think im doing pretty well on that. #it was hard but yknow what!! i think i did good! i rly like how this all turned out!! EXCEPT FOR THA FUCKIN RIBBON BOW THING I FORGOT TODRA #IN THE TOP RIGHT... THAT I JSUT NOTICED...its fine its fine i dont care that much. this is good enough to FEAST upon so im content n happy. #anyway i gotta leave ina few hours to start TRAINING for my NEW JOB!! CHEER FOR ME!! TRUCK IS A BLACKJACK DEALER NOW!! IEAAAHHH BABYYYY!!!! #thanku for reading my weird lil scrolls i bury beneath my posts. if u leave tags i WILL absorb them. and feel joy.

[thegoatsongs]

I believe that Jonathan actually sensed Dracula among the large, busy Picaddily crowd. And it may be because Jonathan got marked and drunk on by Dracula.

Jonathan sensed him stalking a new victim, but not the other way around. Dracula was too focused on his new target (something that Jonathan also does when he has a set goal) to notice him staring, or Mina (whom Dracula saw often at Whitby).

I also think that this isn't the first time Jonathan has sensed Dracula.

On August 11 night, Dracula attacks Lucy (and he sees Mina, and Mina him) for the first time.

On August 12, Jonathan has now broken his six-week delirium-induced silence, has remembered where "home" is (he couldn't remember where it was since he had arrived in Kalusenberg weeks ago), and sends word to Mina from the Budapest hospital.

And now Jonathan, who only saw Dracula as an old man, and right at the end as a middle-aged man, recognizes the young-looking Count instantly.

He looks several decades younger, dressed differently in a London outfit, but Jonathan still has no doubt. It's him. The man himself.

And he's targeting a new person because of Jonathan's visit. Like when he had stolen Jonathan's clothes. "If only I knew..."

#Also on September 17 #Lucy is attacked for a final night. Mina reports that day that Jonathan even now at times wakes up at night violently trembling #full of vague fear until she can calm him down. We don't know for how many nights this has happened #but we know that Lucy got bitten at least ten times. Those night terrors of Jonathan's could be from his trauma #but why not both #like how his “brain fever” could be both from his trauma and Dracula's bite. #dracula daily #jonathan harker #dracula #theory #mina harker

[otrtbs]

having so much fun w the last winterlude chapter james is soooOoooOoo ykwim? HE’S SO!!!!!!!!!!!

#i need to bite him #real bad #also for the worriers on my ao3 there is no angst i promise ! this i can promise ! #i will not surprise angst attack u <33 #it’s just love n light n peace i SWEAR #winterlude

[yukipri]

Sleeping with his Fishes

Cats tag: #YukiPriASLKIttens

#YukiPriASLKittens #Cat!Rex #cats #kittens #cat #snowshoe cat #fish toy #when Rex first came home he had a habit of attacking my hands/feet #it was just play to him but he didn't know to be gentle (still hasn't figured it out quite yet) #so i always have tons of stuffie toys within arms reach so i can quickly swap out my attacked flesh limb #bc he can bite and kick his stuffies to his heart's content #that's what they're there for #so he sorta ends up accumulating them in his nest

[birdantlers]

Guess who bought tickets to that. fucking blorbo movie..

#if they dont give piccolo some kind of actual arc in this I'm going to start biting ppl no cap #gohan too for that matter #[wendy williams voice] can we address the trauma? clap if we should address the trauma— #i want gohan having 7 panic attacks and a thats so raven spiral abt pan getting wrapped up in Some Bullshit and him being like #''oh god not again not to my kid'' or whatever #toriyama you goon i know you're approaching senile but can you remember when Gohan had ptsd. do you remember that do y #dbz #i cant draw adult gohan to save my life. deal with it #gohan #piccolo #dbs super hero #dragon ball super: super hero #dbs spoilers #son gohan #dbs #skart

[hoofpeet]

He's on constant 'make sure this guy doesn't die' duty <3

#hoof draws #replacement ingo au #ingo is covered in alpha spice fur so the other zoroarks know to not try to psychologically torment him #if they do . attack bite bite attack kill

[bihanapologist]

i dont know if this counts as babying but im sorry i cant keep cat! noob saibot out of my head T_T he would literally be a void cat! imagine him in the corner of the room with his glowing eyes!! thats too cute!!

#he would give me heart attacks but its okay i forgive him #he would also bite me. and scratch me. #but his purrs though?? mm its so rumbly and deep so it's free therapy #mk #mk x reader #mortal kombat x reader #mortal kombat #bi han #bi han x reader #bi-han #bi-han x reader #noob saibot #noob saibot x reader

[hiwelcometothemonstersancturary]

Oh dear, I have no idea what to draw next for my spin on "Player saves everyone" AU- I could try making a player character profile? Or a quick rundown on how the main group is doing after defeating the Prototype? Or I could start with Catnap being the WORST patient EVER post-game...

#you bet angel has to stay with him at all times when they all go to the hospital. catnap is hissing at everyone because trauma but #the thing is #he WILL attack the doctors and nurses. while the other toys can behave themselves more #so angel has to just stay there saying “he dont bite” while everyone else is screaming “YES HE FUCKING DO-” #poppy playtime #catnap #poppy playtime au #save everyone au #poppy worldwide au

[gregoftom]

MAYBE I GOT MINE  BUT YOU’LL [ALL] GET YOURS

#GREG SWEEP!!!!!!! FUCK IT UP #i LOVE this framing of the episode sfm. #at the beginning tom tells him; you save information. you gather it up. and then you USE IT LATER when it will do the most damage #greg asked tom's permission first to damage sh*v and he got it. he acknowledged it and remembered it. #he saw how much tom was hurting and tired and stressed and fucked up. he witnessed sh*v take tom aside while all 3 siblings #were BATTERING tom and stressing him to shit. he SAW that afterwards tom was emotionally exhausted #he had enough of tom being fucked around so he was like do you want to fry her ass up? shall we tell them? shall we let the siblings know? #do you want me to do it? do you want me to be your attack dog? do you want me to bite for you? and tom said; wait #heel. so greg did. #and then RIGHT when it was needed the most. when sh*v came close. greg ATTACKED. gregweiler unleashed. #tom should come with a sign; CAUTION! GUARD DOG ON PREMESIS. #tomgreg #and greg has been threatened and given shit SO MANY TIMES and never used the information he's sponged. #he never used stuff he knows about ken even though ken threatened to burn him even after ken said he wouldn't. #it was for tom.