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im-stupidcupid · 1 month

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"Normal tweet for Normal people"

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enderspawn · 1 year

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unfortunately dnd podcasts have already peaked, specifically in 2015 when griffin mcelroy named an npc “garfield the deals warlock” but forgot to describe how he looked in the slightest so the entire collective fandom decided it was just straight up garfield the orange cat

#having a normal one abt garfield the deals warlock today lads #og post #taz #to be fair I don’t think Garfield ever technically got a Formal Description either way but. he’s just the lasagna cat #but like. fucked up and evil now.#hit tweets

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familyabolisher · 1 year

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me on here

#i don't normally repost tweets but this made me howl #this almost certainly isn't real bc i couldn't find a source but. it's so funny #louis althusser the raquel benedict of historical materialism

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palskippah · 1 year

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Hi! This is a compilation of Luigi and Bowser expecting a baby jsj

@penbwl this one’s for you! For opening my eyes to this idea ajksdjasd also your art of Luigi is so cute!! :’v

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 5 months

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wear headphones :)

Transcript:

As much as I'd love to witness more of your prowess, I'd very much like to have that body of yours.

Is that a strap-on?

Machine, I'll cover you in more than blood.

Fuck. *exhale* Shit. Fuck-God! mmmm-ohohoho. fuck. fuck. h-Harder, Machine. Mph! *whimper* Hah... Come on!

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Sorry for this. I promise this is the worst thing I'll ever post. Unless he somehow manages to do something worse.

I can't really provide the audio sources in a neat way because this is 6 clips stuck together.

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #gabv1el #WEAR HEADPHONES. PLEASE. PLS. SAVE YOURSELVES.#suggestive #<- if i use a 'stronger' tag than that im 99% sure the post gets shadowbanned from showing up in the tags?#never ask me for anything ever again.#why did he say any of this #i dont know.#surely this will make people unfollow #or will it do the opposite #at this point. i have no idea #animals. all of you. ANIMALS. its ok im one too. we're in hell (together)#i didnt make the gif im sorry all i know is that its from twitter #yeah sorry for the recycled audio. i only have the 2 whimper clips...... so far.#but the actual talking parts are all new #i want to see that angel obliterated. send tweet.#smiles. evilly.#i dont know about you guys but im normal #anyway #if he somehow ever finds out about this blog im krilling all of u............. pls............#he cant know we are farming clips #(mostly joking) but yeah id prefer if this didnt spread past tumblr pls omg #we are past 700 followers now. idk what to say other than. wow.#ok surely no one is reading to this point. bottom gabe real. canon. true. thanks.#lets never speak of this again

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apricior · 11 months

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scary, link, taylor, and normal

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies season 2 #scary marlowe #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #normal oak #sorry for posting screenshots of tweets and making it about dndads. it will happen again

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enduracarrotchips · 1 year

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new season

#if he didn't have a flip phone he'd be on twitter i know this #he looks so happy to be held #why can't i draw normal things like actual art..#the 2nd tweet is my favourite tweet of all time. ik i reuse it i cannot help it #bungou stray dogs #osamu dazai #consistency? i don’t know her #dazai #bsd

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opera-ghost · 5 months

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phantom of the opera + twitter / (insp)

#the official opera house twitter account gives approximately zero fucks #people keep replying to their normal business/promotional tweets like “are you going to do anything about the phantom”#and they just keep tweeting like :)#finally they put out an announcement (a notes app screenshot) saying that the phantom isn't real BUT they will be offering ghost tours soon #phantom of the opera #poto #poto shitpost #poto twit

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heynhay · 5 months

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nothing just this tweet. special love to everyone who came by the stream!

#somene said its better than keiths normal jacket LMFAO truew #klance #voltron #vld #art #my art #bonus post bc this is a recent tweet and i dont wanna bump it two months down the queue.

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frankencanon · 2 years

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Links: slippdipp | demilypyro | splatbit | beanybread

Image ID under the cut.

[ image ID: A series of five tweets.

The first tweet is by COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN @ slippdipp and reads,

GENDER IS NO MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Attached is a zoomed-in image from the Splatoon 3 trailer showing serveral hairstyles.

The second tweet is by Demily Pyro 🍓 ENVtuber @ DemilyPyro and reads,

Wait did Splatoon 3 just completely remove gender?

Attached is a screenshot of the character customization screen from the Splatoon 3 trailer. It says, "Hair time" and all six hairstyles are shown as options rather than being gender-locked.

The third and fourth tweets are by bit @ splatbit and read,

WAIT THERES NO GENDER OPTION IN SPLATOON 3 ALL SQUID KIDS ARE NON-BINARY CONFIRMED

just for clarification:

• select a “style”

• no gender locked hair

• cry about it

Attached are two screenshots of the character customization screen from the Splatoon 3 trailer. The first says, "Select a style" with four options, two squid and two octopus, and the second says "Hair time" with all hairstyles given as options irregardless of previously associated gender.

The fifth tweet is by 🌸•♡bread♡•🌸 ⚢ @ beanybread and reads,

SPLATOON 3 SAID NONBINARY RIGHTS

Attached are two images, the first of the Splatoon 3 logo and the second of the non-binary flag; both the logo and the flag are colored black, white, purple, and yellow.

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sandwichsapphic · 1 month

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every time i try to start an essay my brain stops and i make one of these instead

#jeeves and wooster #reginald jeeves #bertie wooster #pg wodehouse #fake tweets #bertie DOES just enter peoples houses #a la The Mating Season #and maddie just lets him go #honestly how is that man not arrested more #he always gets away with it by his charm and sweet face #and jeeves #j&w #also sorry jeeves is only featured once #its hard to find tweets that work for him because he tries to hard to pretend hes cool and intelligent and Normal #like hes bonkers but he pretends so hard and he wouldnt just be tweeting about it like the rest of them are #he knows what a digital footprint is

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kagoutiss · 1 year

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was thinking the other day about how parasites are ganondorf’s solution for so many things. now cant unsee him being a massive nerd about parasites

#parasites cw #trypophobia #ocarina of time #tloz #ganondorf #zelda #nabooru #morpha #barinade #gohma #this makes less sense if u haven’t seen my tweet barrage but yeah oot ganondorf & his silly giant parasites. i love them #yes i know morpha isnt technically a parasite but still #it IS an insanely huge single-called organism tho. which must be why its ‘water’ isnt normal water lol #just the fluid surrounding its nucleus #i think he would have an interest in funny creatures like that especially if they’re distinctly nonhuman #but him being interested in parasites specifically makes sense to me #the idea of a comparatively tiny & insignificant being infiltrating a much larger one. and then wreaking utter havoc on it #while sustaining itself in the process #i think he would be really into slime molds too…..let him be a weird nerd…..

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enderspawn · 1 year

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to be fair. on one hand it’s so emotional seeing that both the players and the admins/eggs are so effected by all this. they cared so deeply and got so attached.

but on the OTHER hand, it’s exceedingly funny to imagine them just trying to like. be Normal Friends after all this. like “hey i know we’ve been interacting for literal weeks where you were my son/daughter, buts it’s nice to finally meet you!!! what’s your name btw.”

#LIKE!#‘introduced as fellow server player’ and ‘introduced as child for you to adopt’ VERY different scenarios to start a friendship #how do you PROCEED after that and act like it’s Normal and you didn’t rewire each others brain #bc it’s not like they’ll just RESUME THE BEHAVIOR??? yknow? like. they gotta form a New dynamic whole acting like the old one didn’t do That #mcyt #qsmp #og post #hit tweets

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revenantghost · 2 months

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