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reblog this and tell me in the notes which book you've reread most in your life, pretty please!

#probably Offshore by penelope fitzgerald #shes my favourite author i love her shes the master of the tragifarce #or maybe Nuclear Time by oli smith from the series 5 DW collection #which is so niche but i dont care #i love that terrible doctor who book with my whole heart #ive literally rewritten it in the past so does that count as reading #or just an elaborate fanfic #id say Jeeves and the Tie that Binds is up there too #maybe with Feudal Spirit because those are my favourites #but i also reread I Am Not Sidney Poitier for the third time last week #because its one of the best books ever #so i think i just like to reread books a lot rather than read new ones

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Hey, eBay? would we say those are similar items? would we??

#jeeves and wooster #my man was making BANK in playboy #15000 a pop #its just so hysterical to imagine taking a short break in the nudes to read the silly ramblings of bertie about his genius boyfriend

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every time i try to start an essay my brain stops and i make one of these instead

#jeeves and wooster #reginald jeeves #bertie wooster #pg wodehouse #fake tweets #bertie DOES just enter peoples houses #a la The Mating Season #and maddie just lets him go #honestly how is that man not arrested more #he always gets away with it by his charm and sweet face #and jeeves #j&w #also sorry jeeves is only featured once #its hard to find tweets that work for him because he tries to hard to pretend hes cool and intelligent and Normal #like hes bonkers but he pretends so hard and he wouldnt just be tweeting about it like the rest of them are #he knows what a digital footprint is

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i cant find the original but there's a text post that calls Bertie 'Twinky McDumbass' and then I read this and. Bertram. BERTRAM. NO ONE SAYS THIS ABOUT THEIR VALETS

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Servants should be neither Seen nor Heard

#WOAAAHHWEEEE #woah #this is SO COOL #almost like a religious artwork style #jeeves and wooster

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some of my favorite comments from the new watcher video

#well #i ran a semi-popular unsolved fan account from 2018-2020 #and let me tell you #this is very much reminding me of mrs kelly's “give me money. money me. money me now” #and for what?? 1 good show and 3 mediocre overproduced shit spiels? #no one who “followed” them from buzzfeed WANTS tv quality shows right? am i in the minority? i care about their personalities #stop paying for those insane unnecessary graphics in every single show #and lock ryan and shane in a room with only a table and a card that says 'aliens are real' #also? this video was an insane guilt-trip and ryan needs to fix his 'desperate to be a game show host' vibe #you guys do not have the fanbase to be acting like this!! you barely had it in 2019 and i know!! i was there!!! i was making content in it! #i am the target audience for this move and i dont give a shit #i understand that they want to move on to bigger better things #and that they need money to run a business #but i need money to live and i cant imagine many people can afford to spare 60 quid #i sent a text to my friend (who i MET through our unsolved accounts) saying theyre shooting themselves in the foot #and i think that just sums up my thoughts #i wish them the best and i hope they enjoy the content they make in the future #its just sad they wont share it with 75% of their audience #i owe a huge part of my life to unsolved #i owe my entire FRIENDSHIP with my best friend of 6 years to them #and i am so disappointed and blindsided #watcher #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #steven lim #shane madej #not jw related

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Hello! Some demon is compelling me to design Woosters friends and everyone. Esp when they were younger. So:

comment/rb if u have any quotes, descriptions, or events that Bertie said abt his school pals

#honoria went to girton likely at the same time as bertie and co went to oxford #and did loads of sport #bertie says “i’m not sure she didn’t box for the Varsity” #everyone knows about the Damon and Pythias reference to ginger #they had adjacent rooms at oxford and says he has a “poetic look” and is very handsome #dahlia and ginger’s mother were also at school together #so that’s fun #he TOO was a heavyweight boxer bertie says he’s very muscley and strong #so i like to imagine he and honoria boxed together a lot #honoria would win obviously #also this has plagued me forever but gussie’s wikipedia says he carries around newts in glass tanks #the book they reference that from isn’t wodehouse but some random Wooster guide book #so if anyone knows the actual story that mentions gussie carrying newts in tanks PLEASE let me know #it’s such a funny visual i want to know if he actually does it in a story or if it’s just referenced #but he had the newt collection in school too so i don’t doubt he would carry them around with him to classes #thats all i remember for now really #jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #j&w #reginald jeeves

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bingo regrets asking jeeves to help him lead the group meeting

#jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #pg wodehouse #fanart #another shitty animatic!!! #get excited #the audio is from Derry Girls #the iconic series which i love very dearly despite being too scared to watch the last episodes #i just think that jeeves never got enough of a chance to be mean to bingo #like bingo is so annoyingly silly and bertie puts up with so much of his shit #i think jeeves would be at his throat for it

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“very amusing sir” DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM. your boyfriend is making jokes during the apocalypse this is NOT the time

#jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #pg wodehouse #if you’re wondering what i’m reading idk if it’s well known or not #we literally emailed the author to ask for this illegally published book #it’s a jeeves and wooster zombie apocalypse au #it would have some numbers on ao3 in 2010 but no he had to try and sell it #and then got a cease and desist #insane author lore but i’ll be dammed if it isnt a more insane story #i considered posting this and just acting like it’s a real wodehouse book #for shits and giggles #but that might’ve been too mean #i’m not as good a gaslighter as jeeves

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Jeeves & Wooster sketch - Animated

#oh i am CRYUNG #the more alcohol bit got me so bad #this is so wonderful #the smoke turning into a flashback???? AHH!!! #jeeves and wooster

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Woostah

#AHHHHHHHH! #god this is amazing #bertie’s feather hat oh my god #and they’re SPINNING #j&w

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next we need a bite button

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i imagine during their separation in Ring For Jeeves, jeeves dyed his hair just to give bertie a taste of his own medicine for all those times he grew moustaches when jeeves went on holiday

#jeeves and wooster #reginald jeeves #bertie wooster #pg wodehouse #the audio is from The Nanny #which i love!!! i love fran fine!!! and i won’t take it back #it’s the episode where maxwell has his midlife crisis but i haven’t a clue what season that is #hope you like this silly little animatic :DDD #i just love when they act like a stupidly old married couple

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DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT PALESTINE! DONT STOP TAKING ABOUT GAZA!

DONT LET THEM MAKE YOU FORGET!!

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me when i fuckin uhhh

#god i love the truman show #i used to have a pin when i was in secondary school that said “hows it going to end?” #and everyone thought i was just really existentialist #films

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#all those who picked robot?? need to watch “They Cloned Tyrone” #it’s fucked up!!! to be a clone!!! #who are you a clone of? what was your purpose? how many of you are there? #you are naught but a minor part in a long line of clones #but each time you think you’re unique #nothing has happened to you yet you remember it all #fontaine they could never make me hate you even if you are a clone of a clone of a clone of a #they cloned tyrone