#nobody else counts

[holographic-mars]

Mars Collection of Coswave panels

#coswave #wife city babey wife fucking city ‼️‼️ #transformers #maccadam #soundwave #maccadams #cosmos #tf cosmos #idw transformers #tf soundwave #idw1 #also really really important note: soundwave is almost ALWAYS touching cosmos #he takes every opportunity to put his hands on cosmos #AND HE DOENST DO THAT WITH ANYONE ELSE #aside ravage but that doesn’t count #Soundwave being incredibly tactile with absolutely nobody BUT cosmos is very important to me #soundwave call cosmos ‘little autobot’ and cosmos call Soundwave ‘dr. s’ #tumblr my mortal enemy how dare you not let me add more images

[adamhaskinks]

having a piss kink is so funny when you constantly play video games because youll just have that one character you wanna see wet themselves so bad for no reason and theres absolutely nothing on the internet that matches what you want

#i think ive lost count of all the fanfictions ive wanted to write when i start a new game and then forgot about #nobody else ever shares my visions lmao #so i gotta write it myself >:Y #omorashi #fandomo #piss kink #its just silly lol #omo #adam overshares

[puppyeared]

its so hard to watch time pass when things like careers and assignments exist. what do you mean im supposed to take that seriously

#I have an assignment that was due a week ago and I really really dont want to do it. I have to but i dont want to #im probably making it worse because my brain has built a wall around it so now i can’t do literally anything else until thats done. but #because I don’t want to do it I’m just kinda stuck. turns out this is what they meant when they said emotional regulation is part of #exec dysfunction.. I’ll have a thought like if I get a little bit of it done now i can get it over with. I can just submit something #and then not even 5 minutes later itll be like ugh but I have to draw all the assets out. I have to write things and make spreads ugh #and its just flopping between those two things. i hate it when ppl are like well how much time do you need to work on one thing #because BOY id love to know too. I’d love to know exactly when my brain wants to cooperate with me and work around that but I cant #even my period can’t decide when it wants to punch me in the stomach. which is kinda funny in the grand scheme of things but still #its so weird im just lying on my bed thinking abt all this like damn.. the time will pass anyways no matter what I decide to do.. damn…. #if I submit that assignment now and take the L I literally won’t die. it’ll just be a deduction on an assignment nobody will ask me about #I know this but I’m still stressing myself about it so my thoughts aren’t really connecting to my body. weird #maybe its because Im having a hard time looking forward to things. theres definitely a lot I should be living for but I don’t really feel #a strong attachment to it I guess? it’s been like this for a while with holidays and meeting with friends so I just don’t #I kinda figured its because im pretty passionless and its more like passing interest. but it’s not very fun when it feels like I’m going to #be living distraction to distraction for the next 70 years or so lol #idk it kind of feels like slowly bleeding out. which is funny because I actually did experience blood loss this week #had a 30 minute nosebleed and literally could not stand. also it felt like someone was pinching the back of my brain which was interesting #yapping #does this count as vent #vent #Ive just been making an oc carrd and contemplate changing my blog header for the past 3 days honestly

[3raccoonstryingtorobabank]

been actually playing twst instead of just reading everyone’s lore (shocking I know) AND HOW COME NO ONE MENTIONS THE VIGNETTE WHERE IDIA GOES NONVERBAL AND USES HIS TABLET TO TALK???

#HES SO TISM CODED #We love idia #Certified skrunkly moment actually #Me when I’m at the family function and go nonverbal #AND NOBODY LIKE GETS UPSET AT HIM FOR IT??? #OR CALLS HIM WEIRD??? #KALIM IS LIKE “cool” AND JUST MOVES ON???? #they’re all so silly #does anyone else wish they could go nonverbal but are forced to talk in social situations #Or does that not count as nonverbal #Or is it just advanced masking #Anyways time for the real tags #idia shroud #twst x reader #twst idia #disney twst #twst wonderland #twst #disney twisted wonderland

[hey-scully-itsme]

shoutout to sophie aubrey for being the only person in the series who understands how money works

#nobody else around her has the slightest understanding of like. basic bookkeeping. #except (tragically) her mother #she has my strongest sympathies #technically some minor characters may also understand how money works #but nobody important does #sophie aubrey #aubreyad #like yeah in a pinch jack can act as purser for his ship but that’s navy stuff and does not count

[anothergaykhajiit]

Look at them!!

I knew that lil peppermint was gay

#does this count as spoilers? #fionna and cake #adventure time #peppermint butler #nobody else is talking about them so i have to or ill go crazy

[nostalgia-tblr]

"are people not into that?" i ask, after posting my weird niche shit to the internet, despite knowing it to be weird niche shit.

#jsyk sylkius or anything adjacent to it does not “Do Numbers” in any way and i observed this some time ago #i assume that's the “rival ships” element at work but who knows really #that sort of thing is like femslash in that everyone approves of it but nobody actually reads or writes it #but who would have thought sylvie beating loki with a stick would not bring in droves of readers???! shocking twist there! #& i don't consider sifki a rarepair but my rarepair standards are VERY strict like if there's >5 fics a pairing is basically mainstream #chasing popularity would annoy me though & i just don't have the mental spoons to try writing stuff i wouldn't personally read #yeah i *could* put my blorbos to work in a coffee shop but what cost to my own enjoyment levels? AT WHAT COST FANGELA??? #you can't please everyone so you may as well just please yourself and if anyone else likes it you've found some fellow freaks so yay #i don't mean please yourself in a wanking sense. though feel free to do that too it probably counts as a cardio workout idk. #BUT ANYWAY #fic related #ps i am v glad there's the “warning: loki” tag because i think/hope it acts as a filter for 'he did nothing wrong in his life ever' types #who are Valid & etc obviously but i write my morally grey characters to be morally grey and the tag might help avoid conflict #though tbh i write almost every character to be morally grey in some way so i can't claim to have left my comfort zone here #(i'm not joking when i say the 1987-89 run of Dr Who shaped my entire future fannish life from a young and apparently v impressionable age)

[childrenofthesun77]

...okay, so I'm probably not the first person to notice this.

But gear's earing that he points towards when he says that he did the same ritual he wanted to help kuro with already on himself before:

actually looks pretty similar to the pieces of the necklace the count used to create the servamps:

The different pieces of the necklace seem to contain one demon each and the count used them to create the servamps.

So...did the count either learn this technique from the werewolves or is he possible even originally a werewolf himself? It would explain why he's immortal, that's why I'm wondering about this.

Gear says that the ritual is used to remove spirits, could it be that the count removed his own sins using the werewolf ritual and created the demons this way? But he went too far and removed too much unlike gear who only removed one part of himself? Him removing the sins from himself would also explain why he's so weird and doesn't understand other beings. As the sin demons say, they are a natural part of being a human and we have seen multiple times that denying their existence is harmful, removing them all from you would probably lead to you not being able to relate to other people anymore.

Maybe removing all these parts of himself is also why he has no appearance. Without his demons he's not a person anymore.

The count originally being a werewolf would also explain why he has magical abilities (gear can also use magic) before other magicians existed and why he's so anxious about certain people dying. Gear talks about how his immortality makes him sad because human friends do die, but unlike the count gear seems to accept death, grieves in a heathier way than the count and is able to move on and make new friends. Could also explain why his magic and creations are all strongly tied to the (full) moon.

Another similarity is that while werewolves apparently can't reproduce gear was able to have descendants by sharing his life force (it's mentioned in chapter 135 which isn't translated yet) with a woman and through her human children tsurugi is related to gear. Sigurd explained to nicco that the magicians came to be because the count let humans drink his blood, three survived, got magical ablities and became the ancestors of all human magicians:

Maybe the count is more of a werecat though. He and the sloth demon do seem to have a closer connection, even though the count's appearance changes depending on the person looking at him he does usually keep his tail and the tip looks exactly like the one of kuro's cat/lion form and similar to the the one of inner sloth's non-human form.

It was also stated multiple times that the sloth demon is the strongest. I wonder why that is. Servamp comments on the fact that being lazy is often actually a sign of depression/anxiety through kuro's arc, so maybe the count was depressed and that's why the sloth demon is the strongest? Basically the demons strength depends on how much the count suffered from the different sins? It would also explain why melancholy is so strong, I assume kuro refusing to see him no matter how many siblings he sent his way to tell him to come looking for the count made him extremely sad and probably even made him come up with the plan to have himself be killed and then put in the same body as kuro through the ritual.

I assume he was behind C3 ordering the servamps to kill him because he's the one who created the magicians and thus C3 and lily who is kind of working for him was probably the one who put the idea that the count needed to be killed into the head of his eve (aka a member of the alicein family who hold a lot of power in C3 basically since the beginning. I explained this in more detail in another post). The people from C3 even said that the count can only be killed if he wants to and yeah, kuro didn't truly kill him, but he did destroy his body and kuro seems to have met little resistance when he attacked the count. Which probably means the count wanted this to happen.

#servamp #...if the servamps/demons all came from the count and the magicians are all basically the descendants of the count #does that mean this truly is all just a huge family conflict #since basically everyone involved is somewhat related to the count?😅 #Sigurd says he's related to one of the three people who drank the counts blood #I'm still wondering if mahiru is special because he might have the blood of all three bloodlines #and C3 has a rule in place that forbids all three bloodlines from crossing #probably put in place by the count or lily #and that's why akira told nobody who the father of her child was #I still like my absolute crack theory that because mahiru might have “more” of the counts blood in him that he has no fixed appearance eith #But because he's so normal everyone perceives him as normal so nobody noticed until now that mahiru looks slightly different to all of them #honestly it would explain/excuse some questionable choices made by characters who as far as we know should be good people #Like why akira didn't tell anybody who the father was #why tooru tried to avoid being seen with mahiru in school by always saying he's to busy #Why tooru told mahiru not to tell the secret to anyone else #and why mahiru was raised as mundane as possible and as far away from C3 as possible #even why tooru kept his work for C3 secret from mahiru even after mahiru made the contract #and why he still didn't tell him the name of his father #If people know your relatives they start comparing you to them #If people knew that touma was mahiru's father they might expect mahiru to look like him #If people only knew mahiru was related to akira and tooru they would expect him to look like them #If people at school only knew mahiru but never met tooru before mahiru's appearance to them might be too different from tooru #Touma saying mahiru looks exactly like tooru doesn't disprove this crack theory either btw #Touma sees mahiru as tooru 2.0 and he's not 100% convinced he's actually mahiru's father so mahiru appearing as a copy of tooru makes sense #Just like mahiru would perceive himself as looking like akira and tooru because those are the only close relatives of his he knows #Sorry but I'm having too much fun with this crack theory #the twist that raising mahiru as the “ordinary high school student” was all a plot by his family #to keep people from noticing that they don't actually agree on what he looks like is too funny to me

[berryholy]

One of my favorite things about the hei xiazi actors is that they all absolutely nail a key part of his character. Liu Yuning nails the height, Ji Chen nails the off-putting vibes, and Chen Chuhe nails the big fat juicy squeezable badonkahonkas

#I’m not counting tlt1 or 2 xiazi bc nobody else seems to count them anyway #as far as I’m concerned they’re a couple of xiazi’s little helpers cosplaying as their shifu #also once again shoutout to my man’s Chen chuhe for ALSO nailing the dichotomy between funny silly guy xiazi #and my God this man is a walking pile of Existential Tragedy #its okay mr chen i saw your gut wrenching shower scene!! #hei xiazi #dmbj

[writer-room]

Ahsoka is probably the person everyone means when they say “I know a guy”. Girl knows a bunch of senators, some ragtag rebels, many criminals, a handful of Imperialists, and a couple other random people dotted across the galaxy. If you ever need to find someone, you just call Ahsoka. Chances are high that she knows exactly who they are. Chances are even higher that she knows someone else who knows them. She runs around enough that it’s not that hard for her to just ram into them. Her one exception is Ezra Bridger, because apparently knowing a guy personally means it’s impossible to find him for over a decade.

#star wars #sw #ahsoka tano #ezra bridger #talk #funny #text post #i know a guy #ideas #headcanons #star wars rebels #bail organa is fighting her for title of 'guy who knows a guy' #unfortunately he loses because the imperialists he knows are ones he could not call up and bully on main #would darth vader try to kill ahsoka? probably. but its less likely than bail #also ahsoka knows like 30 more clones than bail does even if like 25 of them are dead #look point is she knows a LOT of clones and thus ANY clone found wandering around would probably know who she is. shes their padawan vod #i was gonna say 'somehow ahsoka doesnt personally know any of the main group from the original trilogy not counting the droids' #but i was wrong i forgot she met chewbacca that time they were being hunted for sport #im sure nobody else knows about that time chewy was hunted for sport so i just really hope he meets ahsoka so han can be told and go insane #and then theres ezra over here. who is one of the people she talks to and likes and unfortunately here you cannot call ahsoka #because she DOES know the guy. however she cannot tell you where when or how he is

[pixelatedraindrops]

"You've been through a lot... But it's alright now.

You fought long and hard Makoto...

Everyone in Kanai Ward is grateful to you."

A lil' MakoYuma comfort edit I attempted just because...

...someone needs to give this poor thing a hug fr... ;w;

show your emotions lil' CEO, you've held them in too long.

ty again for the vulnerable sadboi makoto sprite edits @shiut💕

#rain code spoilers #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #whumpcode #its angst/comfort so it counts idc #yuma kokohead #makoto kagutsuchi #makoyuma #my edits #pixeledits #yeah for my first edit in a while #I went with something soft #I want Yuma to hug Makoto so badly... ;-; #weird hug but its the best I could do lol #I love these two so much #did something similar to that one YumaYakou edit I did #lil foggy effect because its supposed to be a serene moment #much as I love whumping these two w illness... #I do want them to be happy no more sad times ;-; #AND NO MORE CONCEALING YOUR EMOTIONS #YOU WILL CRY AND YOU WILL FEEL GOOD DOING IT #also yes this is post game yuma #ROLE REVERSAL TIME #not the best edit but its hard to edit makoto #WHEN HIS HAIR IS CUT OFF FROM HIS SPRITE X-X #yuma's probably the only one who can comfort him tbh #given he trusts nobody else #I think Makoto would be a very silent crier #not long after he'd wipe his tears away going back to normal #but let him have his small moment for now <3

[layla-carstairs]

I knew this was going to happen. I knew it and it still doesn't hurt any less. i knew this scene was coming

#cc count your fucking days #you will never see heaven im telling you rn #also the whole point of tatiana being poetic #& the fact she kill Barbara and Christopher; Gideon's first child & Gabriel's second #oh she is so sick and twisted for that #and the fact nobody else is there... with Barbara they were all there but who's going to tell everyone in idris #who's gonna tell gabriel and cecily their son is dead oh my God #saw someone on twitter say Thomas and Christopher should've been parabatai & that's making it worse I fear #christopher lightwood #:( #thomas lightwood #also you know what I'm not done #the fact Thomas wasn't there. he was with Alastair when kit died & he had no idea #he wasn't there to help just like how he couldn't help babs #im never going to recover from this #chain of thorns spoilers #cot spoilers #chot spoilers #chain of thorns #bella reads cot

[katherine-mcnamara]

#hallmark #katherine mcnamara #kat mcnamara #hallmark mysteries #if nobody else will feed me #i can always count on hallmark #so excited for this negl #literally screamed when i saw it

[d1sheclectic]

tumblr bitches try to be normal about taylor swift challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!!!)

“She’s not a tortured poet, she’s a billionaire!🤓☝️”

i did not expect people on TUMBLR of all places to make shitty, insensitive, misinformed comments about mental health and the ways it can devastate ANYONES life.

Not liking her music is one thing but y’all will find ANY EXCUSE to justify your biases concerning talented women in the music industry. same mfs who preach about feminism and how taylor swift is somehow its antithesis will endorse hole as a great feminist band in the same breath.

you aren’t bettering the lives of minorities by denouncing taylor swift’s music. you’re not partaking in a revolution. you just come across extremely bitter.

you guys aren’t activists. revelling in your own hypocrisy isn’t cute.

#very different from my regular posts #but i need y’all tumblr mfs to realize that hating on taylor swift in order to put up a pretense of hyperindividualism is odd #you guys have deluded yourselves into thinking that disliking her is an unpopular opinion that somehow makes you a free thinker #like bfr #i can count the swifties in my school on maybe 2 hands #and thats it #the most famous woman in the world today has just as many haters as she does fans #and its time u realized that #anyways let her live #shes being as honest as she can on this album and o think thats lovely #its very evident that it was an album she made more for herself which i really respect tbh #ALSO IDC IF U DONT LIKE HER MUSIC #its not for everyone obv #but your attitude about it matters #just goes to show that nobody can handle a woman excelling above everyone else #its just so hypocritical #idk #taylor swift #the tortured poets department #ts ttpd #ts11

[autistic-dumbass]

I feel this is very much us about Signalis (as well as about Midway MK)

Thought in which only another lesbian can understand

#signalis #resident evil #mortal Kombat #so true bestie #if nobody else I can count on you

[tired-fandom-ndn]

*clicks the "entire work" button and desperately searches for a character's name to make sure that they're not killed off*

#''everybody lives/nobody dies except some villains'' DOES HE COUNT AS A VILLAIN #LEGALLY YOU HAVE TO TELL ME OR ELSE IT'S ENTRAPMENT