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It is a beautiful day, and you are a horrible research transport vessel. Things are progressing as normal (i.e. it's boring) when a SecUnit pings you, lies right to your metaphorical face, and then tries to bribe you with human media to give it a ride. This is as unexpected as it is unprecedented, and the sheer nerve of it is really to be admired. There's no protocol to this, so what should you do?
Now, this is against a bunch of rules, and could be dangerous if you weren't so impressive and incredible, and you're technically an employee (and can probably rewrite the Univeristy charter at will (until someone notices and puts it back)) so those rules are for other entities.
So, what you should do is allow the rogue SecUnit with a broken governor module and a sketchy story aboard. If you check the files it dumps and find zero (0) malware (which is confusing), and it doesn't even try to trash the place or lay in wait to ambush a crew member, then you've got a good candidate!
Next, what you're going to want to do is absolutely nothing. Just watch it patrol your halls until it's time to leave. Continue staring at it while you're undergoing embarkment procedures. Maybe analyze it a little (you've got plenty of processing power to spare) when it finally sits down and starts watching media. Allow it to settle in and get comfortable while you stare at it and get further and further from port.
Now that you two are alone (intimacy is key!) and you've determined that watching media is all the SecUnit is going to do, it's time to make contact! Make sure to open by telling it it's only survived due to dumb luck, and letting it know you could melt its brain into putty. This starter will work to develop conversation naturally and smoothly, just like you've seen the humans do, and it will be smooth sailing from there!
This has been Perihelion's guide to making friends/finding life partners/fuck off Holism I had to work hard for this find your own
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stealingpotatoes · 5 months
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I get the feeling if cal and merrin have kids of their own, cal would definitely be buying ponchos for them for like the next ten years or so of their lives lol
but the drama when they get to teenagerhood...
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(commission info // kofi support!)
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locusfandomtime · 9 months
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there they are… the hermit crabs
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chibijinebra · 2 months
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Seven Four Deadly Sins
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somerandomdudelmao · 23 days
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OKAY SO GENERAL THOUGHTS AND SOME HYPOTHESES BASED UPON THE INFORMATION WE HAVE:
Holly is from Teegarden; a place where either all of his species can shapeshift or he himself is some kind of priest of whatever god they worship that has given him the ability to shapeshift. If ALL of the Teegardenians have innate shapeshifting, this makes the bird hunting Inherently More Sinister, but it makes far more sense to me for Holly to be special, because he says he's from a temple and attributes his shapeshifting to god. It also makes sense for Holly to be special amongst his species because Sculptor asked Oscar and Ward 'Which of you is smarter?'
They're keeping higher quality/more unique specimens in The Vault and maintaining them for some reason.
When Ward is still Very Much Ravaged by whatever the fuck the Science Scrapers were doing, we see probably-Sculptor saying they should put him specifically with 'someone peaceful'. We don't know why they have taken this consideration beyond determining he's not going to be a danger to a more peaceful inmate, but we do know Holly is also missing an eye, which means that must be part of the 'forcibly extracting information from a creature's body and brain' process. Ward was not doing any talking, they got the information about Oscar's laptop via stealing it out of his brain. Sculptor was not separating the dangerous smart one from the harmless stupid one. The Echolocators (this will be my shorthand for the rest of the Q) fully believe themselves to be above both these weird little dudes, but they know from experience they can get more, better information about humans out of the smarter of the two.
Holly sighs sadly and says 'they've found another civilization to destroy', and he's been kept alive alone in the vault for an indefinite period of time while the general ecosystem of his planet appears to be intact enough for regular hunting excursions. Either the Echolocators circle around regularly between planets they've previously colonized to keep the base resources on each planet fresh, or they are in the middle of ravaging specifically Teegarden beyond livability, and will move on to Earth next now that they've conveniently found some fun new pets. I believe the use of 'civilization' is significant enough to suggest it's the former, which is Way Scarier because they've also noted humans are edible and taste good.
A species of colonizer aliens being set up in an ant-like colony is delightful by the way. Also I saw someone in the notes saying 'oh no she doesn't know about The Incident' over Ecliptica being like 'I didn't really check on Ward, science is boring to me' and would just like to say No. Ecliptica absolutely knows about the unethical Whatever That Was and The Vault. She just doesn't know if Ward survived or is any semblance of okay. Because Oscar is a cute fun novelty and Ward is some guy she does not particularly care about.
Oh, my God, I want to express my thoughts on your hypotheses so bADLY. But that would be the wrong way to present information that should be shown in a story. But I still want everyone to see it, because carefully analyzing a story is one of the greatest forms of art that amazes me every time🧡
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sunbloomdew · 7 months
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guys you gotta believe me, i have been doing stuff
for example i've been playing ol2 again after the demo update and i'm havin a lot of fun! :D
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after seeing the preview of step 2 this idea was born! i feel like those two would notice whose name was said first (especially if they are both jealous for mc) so my mc, Primrose, avoids saying their names for that reason if they are all together /hj
i've been brainstorming her ever since i found the ol2 demo (which was actually first our life game i found) back in may and i am loving it :D
so stay tuned for more mc stuff?
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iooiu · 1 year
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sister of four younger brothers = violence at every corner
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alphacrone · 1 year
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"he would not say that" except it's "they would NOT use/go by that nickname"
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arrowsperpetualcringe · 6 months
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Ness calling Mike "sugar"
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anon you are so fucking REAL FOR THIS AAAAAAA!!!
So canon so real so true so—
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911-on-abc · 1 month
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not enough appreciation in this fandom for how hot Chimney is
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blixxkixx · 22 hours
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Some zosanlulaw sillies
I think the core to this dynamic is zosan messing with luffy's lame ass boyfriend
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corruptimles · 1 year
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fibre optic cables yum (part 2)
Emmet is not in trouble! But someone else is.
(comic name is based off the meme redraw in the first page; I know fibre optics do not contain electricity)
Dialogue if it’s hard to read:
Emmet: “Hello! I am Emmet. I was looking for my brother, Ingo.” “I thought you were part of this strange environmnent,“ “but you are in fact, a Pokemon.” Xurkitree: “Xz?” Emmet: “Which means...” “Stowaway, you must apologize.” Stowaway: “?!” “You bit their leg.” Xurkitree: “Zzt.”
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socksandbuttons · 10 days
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Hello miss Sock. May I know if you have a Lord Lunar or Evil Lunar design? I cant remember if you do. It’s for my lil collection
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I dooooo! Lord Lunar's got a nice cape/shawl/capelet (idk its a THING) matching crescent mark with servant eclipse As evil for evil lunar... ive only ever drawn in him in doodles and its SLIGHT... DIFFERENCE
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hes more teal in my drawings (that i never share! mostly because i didnt realize i didnt take photos) The 'shine' of the star in his cresent vs Lord's outward shine more or less deliberate (cause i had a whole thing of Lunara trying to kidnap servant eclipse and Lord's just 'FUCK OOOOOFFFF GODDDD U HAD OWN DUDE') like lord hes very Floaty (... all my lunars end up being floaty)
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raiiny-bay · 1 month
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the boys, 80s-ified
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factual-fantasy · 2 years
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Soooo I took a short break from drawing the Bonnie/Monty comic because I felt like drawing some DJ/DA shenanigans.
I thought they came out good so I figured I’d share em! Hope you enjoy! XD
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ripplerain · 2 months
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nemona would explode
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