Rooftop Squad headcanons because they deserve the world (plus Alive!Oboro)
Shouta is the shortest while Oboro is the tallest (Shortzawa)
Oboro's fashion style is Art Hoe, Summer, and Vintage Pilot Aethetic. Hizashi's style is Neon and Daft punk while Shouta's is soft grunge or anything with sweaters, hoodies, and other baggy clothes. You already know Nemuri's, Tensei would dress up like those responsible smart rich dads
Other than cats, Oboro would also bring other small critters in his cloud like birds and puppies (He brought a ferret with him once, where did he find it? Only God knows)
Shouta and Tensei are the most responsible, thus claimed as "The parents" by the rest (despite their protest)
Shouta and Tensei are platonic soulmates and are in a queerplatonic relationship u can't tell me otherwise
Hizashi is a youtuber and twitch streamer, they all moved into a large apartment and the first time one of the squad accidentally interrupted his streams is when Shouta came back from patrol and went face first to the couch (Hizashi had to stream on the living room because his room hasn't been properly renovated yet)
Shouta has a younger sibling the same age as (baby) Tenya. He and Tensei would schedule playdates for them
Tensei likes fruit salads
All the boys carry a menstruation bag with them incase Nemuri got her period unexpectedly
Nemuri and Oboro likes to make crotched cat clothes and gived some of them to Shouta
Hizashi drinks Monster Energy
Shouta and Tensei are hardcore book nerds and would spend hours talking about Percy Jackson and Magisterium
They're all multilingual; they use this skill to talk shit about everyone and everything in front of people just to fuck with their heads and make them go mad
Oboro has a collection of crocs and limited additon crocs in a small special room
Hizashi has hard hearing so they all learned sign language for him
Shouta is clingy when either drunk or he didn't get any sleep for days. He'll cling onto the closest person he knows like a koala. This first happened when the boys finished their final periodical test on 3rd year and he clung into Hizashi like his life depends on it
^^^The class took some pictures for memories because that is a fucking rare sight right there
They have movie nights every Wednesday and make a pillow fortress for the fun (It was Nemuri's idea)
It's normal for Nemuri to be catcalled but a guy took it too far so Shouta smashed his head with a tray
^^^The guy got concusion and almost got expelled for catcalling. Shouta didn't got into detention because that fucker is good at acting
Oboro, Tensei, and Nemuri are theater kids
Shouta doesn't look like it, but he's the most hyperactive kid alive. Bro's so talented he did parkour at a young age and knows how to shoot a gun at 11
They call eachother nicknames :)
Nemuri: Nemi, Uri
Shouta: Shou, Shouchan (Courtesy of Oboro and Nemuri)
Hizashi: Zashi
Oboro: Boro, Obi (Courtesy of Shouta)
Tensei: Sei
Shouta and Tensei bought 3 dog leash for the 3 hooligans. You don't fucking know what those three might do if the other two aren't there to supervise
Hizashi came up with a dumb idea that probably got them arrested and Tensei just said what the hell let's do it.
Shouta during the scene: FUCKING TRAITOR-
Nemuri planned an after graduation party for the boys by giving them free tickets to Hawaii
Even as adults, they still cause trouble. But it's very minor now
Since Tensei is paralyzed from the waist to down, most of their hangouts would be at cafes and malls just so he wouldn't feel left out
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Present Mic: What did you get Aizawa for his birthday?
Midnight: I got him a kitten
Present Mic: Really? Me too!
All Might: I may have also got him a cat
Midnight: Looks like we all had the same idea
Present Mic, seeing Shinsou walk in the room: ...Shinsou did you happen to get Aizawa anything for his birthday?
Shinsou: Yeah I got him a kitten, why?
[Later]
Aizawa, in his apartment surrounded by cats: This is the best birthday ever
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Midnight: Alright Eri, we're gonna practice calling people their non-hero names for when we're home okay?
Eri: okey doky!
Midnight: Let's start with Present Mic. Think real hard, what does Eraserhead call him at home?
Eri: um...
Midnight: What does Eraserhead say when he wants Mic's attention?
Eri: Oh, I know!
Eri: HEY THERE FLAP JACK ASS! I'LL FLIP YA LIKE A PANCAKE!!
Allmight: *unholy screeching from across the room*
Allmight: *shoves head in trash bin*
Allmight: *muffled laughter*
Midnight: Hmmm..maybe we should try something easier...how about--
Mic: Hey everybody!
Eri: Hi, Flapjack Ass!
*every window on campus breaks from Mic's scream*
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