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howifeltabouthim · 2 months

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That hurt her feelings more than she could have imagined.

Lisa Taddeo, from Ghost Lover

#hurt feelings #hurtful #unimaginable #the worst feeling #unexpected #nasty surprise #hurt #sensitive #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #literature #relatable #lisa taddeo #ghost lover

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invinciblerodent · 5 months

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"I'll make a save here and try breaking up with Astarion, just to see the dialogue- I could see him get kinda nasty about it, but I honestly don't know what to expect so---"

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#-ke me back but that didn't fit #astarion #squirrel plays bg3 #when i tell you i reloaded so fucking fast.....#curse my curiosity #jesus fucking christ he's so RESIGNED #it's such an “ah; there it is. yeah can't say I'm surprised but it was nice while it lasted”#it sounds a bit mean but i fully thought he'd get at least a bit nasty about it #(the breakup also doesn't seem to have any options that nets disapproval???)#(which is just..... sad)#(it'd be so much less painful if he could at least hate you for it you know)#(this boy's self-esteem is -as we say in my country- beneath the miner frog's asscheeks)#(and now i need to go spend some time kneeling on the floor sobbing please do excuse me)

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dragonofthedepths · 1 year

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Danny gets Batman’s soul 21.2.23

DP x DC. Danny Phantom, Batman. Ghost King Danny, no take backsies (it’s not possible to return a soul you’ve been given).

Something is going very wrong in the DC universe (when is it not), probably Gotham specifically, and somehow they end up needing to summon the Ghost King to deal with it.

Now the High King of the Infinite Realms is not as easy to summon as a lesser being, instead of being able to to offer your soul for a deal once summoned, your soul is the price to summon him the first place.

John Constantine is not an option (he tried but the circle rejected him outright -some powerful entities get wards to stop him specifically) so Batman bites the bullet instead.

Danny gets summoned. And he helps of course! They didn’t even have to trade him anything (and he’s absolutely freaking out over what they paid to summon him in the privacy of his own head)!

So! Danny has a soul now! (Batman’s soul!) ... What is he supposed to do with this?

(PROTECT IT)

Day (631/100) in my #∞daysofwriting @the-wip-project 21st of Feb

#dc x dp #Batman now has an overpowered (half)ghost who pops by to check on him every now and then #the next time Ra’s Al Ghul tries something he gets a very nasty surprise #Batman #Danny Phantom #Ghost King Danny #Batman and Danny simultaneously try to adopt eachother #Batman & Danny #DP #DC #summoning circles #souls #no take backsies #scribblings from the deep #∞daysofwriting #somehow I’m just getting *later*

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yuridovewing · 1 month

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i was gonna say something like “jayfeather could suggest euthanizing a roughed up child and itd still be laughed off as an ‘oh, you silly jayfeather!’ moment by both the narrative and the fandom” as like wild hyperbole the books wouldn’t actually do, but then i remembered the time a different medicine cat pushed to do that exact thing (sagewhisker with cloudpaw in yellowfang’s secret) and we were still supposed to like her and think shes a good mentor, so. damn thats not even outside of the realm of possibility.

#hell maybe he HAS done that shit in tbc and i just havent seen it yet. he keeps surprising me with how nasty he is in these books

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spotsupstuff · 10 months

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tadaaaaaaaaa anatomy notes for my iterator (mostly puppet) takes!! or at least what i have going on as of right now

n here's some scug noodles as bonus

#Spot says stuff #rw #ask to tag #shpootlin-doodlin #peeps yappin bout the more organic iterators bein cool... well guess What mine are fucky as Well they have nasty surprises inside #nasty surprises...... they are like kinder eggs except instead of a toy u get Beating Pulsing Organ #there is no ''Pebbles'' there is only many smaller guys Boogying It The Fuck Up under the name Pebbles. and ALL OF EM R LIL ASSHOLES!!!#that is my propaganda. welcome to mi casa. Pebs advertising Pebsi to ENOT is cuz SOMEBODY let Pebbles-Jerry behind the fuckin wheel again

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transrevolutions · 4 months

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is your url like for a government revolution or are like u are spinning trans people ?

government revolution but that second definition is really funny lmao

#get rotated fellow trans ppl #trans #trans pride #asks #anon #I've been getting a lot of nasty anons lately #so this was a nice surprise :)#pigeon.txt

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the-woman-upstairs · 4 months

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Favorite Horror Novels I Read in 2023:

#horror #horror novel #i need a reading tag #horror books #mister magic #dark harvest #the cabin at the end of the world #camp damascus #i think Brother was the most surprising for me in how much i loved its awful nastiness and gut punch ending #but props to Rachel Harrison for making a story about how your mother loves you enough to make you hate her #and never be nostalgic for a home that will gleefully kill you #two out of the three books here have terrible film adaptations #bones and all innocent #especially since Luca Guadagnino worked overtime to make the movie about queer life on the margins #john waters and i agree: timothee was doing his best impersonation of a butch lesbian #also loved that Mister Magic was basically IT fanfiction on a campaign against Mormonism

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chronicowboy · 21 days

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must feel nice to abandon buddie for a fucking plot device that isn't gonna be around for long. i can't with buddie fans, where's the f'n loyalty to the story and relationship being told for 6 seasons. It's disgusting how quick you all are to throw them in the trash and for what!? The dude from season two, are you fucking kidding me?

oh anon ive been waiting for you. you're so fucking funny, i'm giggling away over here oh my god.

first of all, what about any of my recent posts makes you think i've abandoned buddie??? just a couple of examples LOL:

second of all, i'm incredibly loyal to the story and buddie, to quote the wonderful ash call me crazy but i love to watch the story unfold. sorry i don't want buddie just getting together immediately in the most boring "hey i think im gay and in love with you" "hey i think im gay and in love with you!!!" way, sorry if i like a little drama, a little conflict, a couple of twists and turns. actually not sorry. only sorry you don't know how to enjoy shit anon it must be a very sad little life you lead!!

third of all, that dude from season two is about to help buck figure out his sexuality and is also himself a great example of a complex queer character on a prime time tv show. we've got barely anything of him but his character is so rich. his growth from his bigoted attitudes in season 2 to this man who is willing to put everything on the line for the 118, who had to face homophobia in his workplace as a queer man and obviously his own internalised homophobia, and has come out of it so confident and ready to help facilitate someone else's realisation and treat them so well.

sorry i'm just a better buddie fan than you 🤷‍♀️

#sami answers #honestly surprised i didn't get one of you sooner but you did not disappoint on the entertainment #really had to reel myself in though with this one or i might have needed a read more #can't wait for tommy and buck to fall in love and fuck nasty on our screen #can't wait for buck to realise he's been in love with eddie the whole time and have to face up to that #911 spoilers #anyway bye anon hope u hate the rest of the season 😘 i'll be enjoying watching buck's beautiful story unfold!!!!

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ohbo-ohno · 8 months

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cannot stop thinking ghoap x reader where reader has a massive anxiety attack at some point, like lock-yourself-in-the-bathroom bad. would simon and johnny give you space or do they try to force you out of it (potentially making things worse)?

im soooo mixed on this. cause they're both deeply traumatized military men, if anyone would recognize a panic attack it would be these two. but actually keeping a level head when they see you freaking out would be nearly impossible for them

johnny would want to force you out of it. he'd be trying to get in the bathroom, damn near ready to tear the door off it's hinges and hold you close until you could calm down. but simon's holding him back, trying to get him to understand that he'd only make things worse.

but, fuck, simon wants to do the same thing as johnny. he knows he'd only make things worse, but how is he supposed to sit there and listen to you sobbing when he could be making things better?? takes every ounce of self-control he's developed to hold both himself and johnny back.

now... once you work through it and are just hiding because you think they'll respect a locked door? you're in for a bit of a nasty surprise.

#by nasty surprise i mean hours of clingy 6'+ men needing to assure themselves you're ok #you're getting the complete princess treatment #bo writes #asks and answers #fnny-bnny #dlmliyh

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dragons-homebrew-hoard · 10 months

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Uuuh I just checked my followers here and found a literal Nazi and some Terfs so just a not so friendly reminder

FUCK NAZIS

FUCK TERFS

I support all Jewish and trans people. They have my love and I’ll never stop fighting for their right to live freely and happily.

I have zero tolerance for bigotry of any kind and if that makes you uncomfortable then unfollow me and fuck you

If I accidentally reblog some homebrew that is offensive - please tell me. I always want to learn and grow and I want everyone (except bigots) to feel welcome here

To all my trans siblings, Jewish friends, and poc that follow me, I love you and I hope you have an amazing day <3

#the fuck #just a reminder I am literally transgender #like #fuck off #I don’t check this blog often #it’s mostly run with a que #but that was a nasty surprise #not homebrew #dragon speaks #anti semitism #transphobia

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punkrock-bottom · 26 days

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Went to bed and woke up to 500 new followers omg hiiii :3

#y’all are in for a nasty surprise when I turn out to be a loser and a freak #but welcome

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blushinggray · 1 year

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Excessive cum

Kirishima Eijirou x gn!reader // nsfw

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The first time you fuck kirishima eijirou, he takes out an XXL sized condom, which is completely understandable considering his size. But then he only pulls the condom on about two-thirds of the way up, leaving quite a bit of a tail at the tip.

At first you think it’s some sort of joke, or that he’s one of those selfish guys who wants to just feel it raw as much as he can and sacrifices the integrity of the condom for it. But when you ask him what’s going on with that placement choice, he actually gives you a sheepish look.

“Uhhh… I know it’s gonna sound like an exaggeration, but… I come a lot.” He says, rubbing a hand on his neck, “Like, if I don’t leave at least this much space in the condom, it’ll probably break open.”

“Oh.”

“Yeah, I know it sounds kinda unbelievable, but I swear it’s true. I would never do anything to jeopardize your health, I swear!”

And, well, he sure wasn’t lying about that. By the time you finished your (incredible) romp, that condom had ballooned up completely when he pulled out. Honestly, despite filling up a third of the condom it still looked like it was about to burst.

It’s no wonder he stopped himself halfway every time you fooled around so far. He would stop you from making him finish in your mouth or hand because he said it would be a mess. Clearly, he meant it.

It doesn’t just happen like that the first time and eventually filter down the more he comes. He spurts out that much cum every single time. You have no idea where he stores it all, even with balls of his size.

When you eventually (inevitably) start fucking raw, it becomes your new favorite thing. Just making a huge mess or piece of art of yourself with kirishima’s cum.

You let him come inside you, literally stuffing you with gobs and gobs of cum like you’re a main dish for a family dinner, until you can’t fit anymore and it just starts to spill out.

You let him come in your throat, feeding you like a pump until you eventually choke on the sheer amount of it. As many times as you try, it’s still a challenge to swallow down all of him, so some of it inevitably ends up dribbling down your face.

You let him paint you like you’re suddenly artist and canvas, shooting his special white paint all over your shoulders, face, stomach, thighs, back, anywhere he wants. Because he’s got more to spare.

You love it, how he could paint an entire room with what’s in his balls, but he chooses to fill up and paint your insides instead. You grow a rather disgusting obsession with his cum and he slowly becomes less and less self conscious about the messes he leaves.

Because he knows now that you’ll eagerly welcome and clean up all of it with him.

#kirishima eijirou x reader #kirishima eijirou #bnha x reader #drabble #I was in the middle of reading smth else and suddenly this nasty thought occurred to me so I just whipped it up quickly on my phone #anyway big dick kiri who comes a lot is essentially fanon already but the initial surprise part is always fun #no beta #mine

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rainymoodlet · 1 year

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Kiss Me in Komorebi+ 🌸

[Episode Two] Group Date with House One!

The guys ended their day with a relaxing soak in the Mansion's underground hot springs! After a whole afternoon of largely avoiding our Bachelor, Maxwell sat right beside him and surprised the entire group by boldly flirting with Daniel in front of everybody! When Dan gave him a "sexy pose" back, it didn't seem to bother anyone - except for poor Daithí, who I think has finally started to realize that this is a competition above all other things!

[ Part 3/3 ] 🌹

@buglaur @yikessims