#my union is a joke

[556betrayed]

Sign and Share everywhere, brothers and sisters!!!

This union Bully speaks for the company: she does not speak for me or any other flight attendant represented by TWU 556. She is a company favorite of our Company Union!

#labor unions #workers rights #556 exposed #airline #union #flight attendant #556 betrayed #9916 #company union #title vii discrimination #really executive board #my union sucks #better representation for flight attendants #legal liability #bad faith negotiations #my union is a joke #save our flight attendants #union betrayal #RLA discrimination #airlines #betrayal #twu 556 toxicity #railwaylaboract #twu 556 union bullies #bad faith breach duty of fair representation #bad faith representation #union negotiations #twu corruption #twu local 556 #twu 556

[pisscentral]

this took way longer than i’d like to admit

#tma #magpod #the magnus archives #tma shitpost #digital art #my art #tma posting #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonah magnus #elias bouchard #basira hussain #daisy tonner #melanie king #georgie barker #tim stoker #sasha james #helen distortion #michael distortion #peter lukas #jane prentiss #gertrude robinson #gerry keay #nikola orsinov #for context peter lukas in air jordans is an inside joke brought upon by my friend who has NEVER LISTENED TO TMA #the background is the union jack fading into a rainbow pride flag btw

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

#eliot posts #dunme #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #sorry to put toshiro in the roll of shitty job interviewer lmao #but he was the best fit for ''guy that wants me to read their mind'' #laios being my internal monologue here #i was on my THIRD interview of the day i was Dying #tho since the prev two interviews i had were for similar positions and told me their salaries outright at least i could use that number #(though tbh my work persona is more of a kabru. my customer service voice is unparalleled) #(at my first job even my coworkers thought i was sooo cheerful til i got too comfy and casually made a joke abt wanting to asphyxiate on a #plastic shopping bag like a sea turtle. in front of my sweet elderly coworker. oops!) #(also this job was during quarantine and after weeks of working together i took my mask off in front of one coworker for the first time #and she called like half the department over from their registers to look at how pretty i was??? prettyboy powers unmatched ig) #(also my first interview today went SO well i charmed that interviewer so good despite my lack of qualifications) #(she even complimented my social skills and said i seemed like the type who could get along well and make good conversation with anyone!) #(which is important bc i was interviewing for an elder care position. also old people especially tend to think i am a Delightful Young Lad) #(unless i accidentally make a morbid joke around them ig lmaooo. or. well. some of them like those too. but not that one coworker lol) #(if only that skill transferred over to actually making friends irl. my autistic ass has so few close irl connections) #(i hope my exceedingly short list of character references does not prevent me from getting hired) #AND ALSO my first job asked the same wage question and i said twelve dollars #and they were like all our new employees start at 7.75 #the union insists that we pay all new employees a whopping 50 cents above min wage. (we'd pay less if we could) #like dawg why did you ask that then??? if my answer did not matter at all???

[goldensunset]

this was funnier in my head

#how many ‘ven defense lawyer’ jokes have i made for skuld now? i think like three? #khux #kingdom hearts union cross #kingdom hearts union x #skuld #kh skuld #ventus #kh ventus #kingdom hearts #mine: kh #my video #i can’t animate and i wasn’t about to make this the full length of the video idc #i love that video so much if you know the one #aaaaaaaaand post

[syn4k]

new crackpot theory: empires is gonna end right as doc finishes whatever the fuck this is gonna be, the emperors cross back over, all of them get killed by gem and die permanently, and then hermitcraft season 9 continues like nothing ever happened until decked out 2 inevitably becomes sentient and starts killing people for fun by its own hand. Then Scott Smajor and Sausage walk onto a big stage shirtless with Snoop Dogg also there, both holding the gay flag, and kiss

#ray's tag #mcyt #empires smp #hermitcraft #this is one of those posts that's gonna get 1000 notes or more. I'm calling it now. I'm resigned to my fate. #come at me bitch #also if pixlriffs doesnt make this post canon i'm unionizing (JOKING) (NOT SERIOUS)

[plant-cell-park]

man i love parallels. sobbing immediately after this

#reverse 1999 #oliver fog #reverse 1999 oliver fog #reverse 1999 spoilers #<- for the anecdote #i joked to my friends while i was playing this anecdote that 'does knight know hes friends with another oliver' #AND THEN BAM. THE GAME JUST MENTIONS IT AFTER I SAID IT #oliver fog:sir oliver :: a knight:sir fog. the parallels if i can dare call it as such #god me when two characters parallel to each other repeat the same line. explodes into tears. #either way i loved oliver fog's anecdote #go union guy! bring hope to others!

[marsafter-dark]

Makes myself piss laughing as I imagine a modern AU where the plot is that Merlin becomes head of the movement to unionize under Uther.

#something something Uther tries to get Arthur to bust them #but jokes on him because Arthur actually becomes pro-union #spies on the other union busters for Merlin #what even is this #I think that working for minimum wage has finally broken my mind #rage against the machine I guess #merlin x arthur #merlin #bbc merlin #bbc merthur

[clonerightsagenda]

TLT but the cavaliers have a union

#before they leave for Canaan House Harrow makes Gideon watch one of those corporate anti-union videos #Camilla keeps following her around going 'do you know you have rights' #'I waived all mine but you do have them' #yes a cav union defangs all the Themes and complicated power dynamics present in the original #but union jokes are funny #doing my part to normalize unions so we ALL unionize #the locked tomb

[bidokja]

happy labor day i think kimcom should unionize

#mine #orv #'arent they technically a union against constellations' only barely and also i mean they should unionize against kdj- #they are a company and these working conditions are INSANE #one of the best moments in orv was when kdj was forced to take a nap cause all of kimcom came together and was like #ENOUGH. #this post is only partially a joke since kimcom being A Company-- #--and How that ties into the narrative around Money as a Corrupting Power within ORV-- #--sure is a Choice that SS made! #SS said capitalism and consumerism only serve to further rob us of our human connection to each other-- #--yet we are all forced to rely on these systems to survive...send tweet #SS SAID CAPITALISM AND CONSUMERISM INHERENTLY MAKE SOCIETY MORE TRAUMATIZING SHITS FUCKED!!! #tbh idk if thats me simply assigning my own reading/interpretation to what they wrote like idk if they actually Intended to say all that #but uh. all that sure is In There #and it feels blatant enough that i am fairly sure that either they did it on Purpose-- #--or they hold these views and the views leaked into their work without conscious effort on their parts #....ANYWAYS #typical bidokja tag rant is Over asjhdgfj

[dougielombax]

Shall we persuade the Oompa-Loompas to unionize?!

Yes.

Yes I think we shall!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #my poor attempt at a joke #unionize #oompa loompa #willy wonka #what #no context #political crap #this sounded funnier in my head #shitpost #leftism

[seaglassdinosaur]

I love the brand of adult humor Dead End brings to the scene because it isn’t a ‘raunchy dirty jokes’ type of humor, it’s a wittier ‘real world relatable-to-the-older-viewers’ type of humor.

#like it’s presented in a way the kids can probs get a chuckle out of it #maybe a bit from deadpan absurdity #but the target audience is obviously the older viewers #‘did aliens build the pyramids or are conspiracy theorists just racist?’ #‘she’s a rich white lady! they can be the worst!’ #‘well I’m not immediately good at it so I might as well give up’ #like that’s all hilarious esp in a kids show #yeah #it’s again. v refreshing for the adult jokes to not be something dirty but something clever #like shrek’s ‘we’re from the union’ ‘we don’t even have dental’ ‘they don’t even have dental’ #it gives rewatchability for all ages! #anyway #dead end paranormal park #de:pp #my post

[bluehairedspidey]

she let me hit because i unionized my workplace

#labor unions #labor rights #workers rights #unionize #worker solidarity #crapitalism #meme crop #blog #(i didnt for real this is just jokes) #(my bf is looking into unionizing theirs tho)

[desertsquiet]

Each time I get to hear Townes telling a new horrifying dad joke for the first time I feel so blessed. Like truly the luckiest girl in the world

#and I laugh every single time without mistake #this is about the concert at union chapel in london btw #it warms my heart there’s probably more dad jokes to discover in performances I have yet to hear #townes van zandt

[gimmethemprimals]

🫵 unionbuster

ok

#i know you probably meant this as a joke but like my level of stormcatcher defense is that #lightning is already unionized to hell and back in my lore #so #i just like the stormcatcher guys

[drumlincountry]

We need stronger unions because we need steady and stable employment options because I am DONE coming out to coworkers.

#Me Fein #They never pick up on the 'my partner' they never pick up on the dyke fashion #They don't even pick up on the stickers on my phone #U know what would fix this? Unions. #Anyway this post is a joke no one should work

[yellowocaballero]

There are only two communist superheroes and it's David Banner from The Incredible Hulk 1977 TV Show and Miguel O'Hara from Spider-Man 2099 send tweet

#im not joking #the incredible hulk 1977 is my favorite superhero media of all time #and i still have to make that essay post about why it goes the fuck off so hard #meanwhile miguel is running around beating up cops #only true acab superhero. #they both beat up union busters.