the thing about my super sweet 16 is that sometimes they tell you where the parents' money comes from and sometimes they don't. and when they don't tell you you're just left to guess: investment banking? a packing peanut empire? organized crime?
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While not being as important to me as Miku's 16th, Rayman is celebrating his 28th Anniversary has a birthday the day after Miku's. So I thought this could be cute!
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Calling Mac’s allergy now:
He’s allergic to latex, too stupid to realize it, and that’s why he hates condoms so much. Sucked dick that had a condom on it and now his tongue and mouth is all swelled up like he ate fiberglass😔😔💪
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every episode of my super sweet 16
Birthday girl: I want to have this party at area 51,I want to fly in on a hot air balloon, I'll be changing into four different designer gowns over the course of the night, I want them to invent a new flavor of Coca-Cola just for this event, and I want the day of the party declared a state holiday
Party planner: *blinking*
Parents: Whatever my princess wants she gets
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Let’s just * say * for arguments sake that they are bangin — I’m fine if we don’t find out until the very last scene of S18, especially if their dynamic continues to be playful and light (much like their signature drink Caribbean Paradise)
…because I think we all assumed (Dennis included) that if they ever did get together Mac would not be capable of keeping his shit together. He was always gonna be needy and desperate and non-consensually kissing Dennis.
Buuuuuut if it IS revealed later on that they’ve been banging this whole time (or at least since Frank v Russia), I’m fine if we never actually see a kiss or embrace, because watching seasons 16-18 all over again with that knowledge will feel the same as re-watching seasons 1-11 knowing that Mac’s canonically gay. Or 1-15 knowing Dennis is canonically bi. It just ✨ hits different ✨
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