He’s allergic to latex, too stupid to realize it, and that’s why he hates condoms so much. Sucked dick that had a condom on it and now his tongue and mouth is all swelled up like he ate fiberglass😔😔💪
ok i’m placing my wish-fulfillment bets now that dennis will be annoyed at mac’s new boyfriend bc he treats him too well/they spend too much time together/mac is pulling away from dennis and not putting up with his shit anymore. and dennis will be like “mac, this guy’s no good for you you’re not getting the most out of this! let me help” and introduce the d.e.n.n.i.s. system For Men to make sure mac only has emotionless and manipulative one-night stands from here on out and can turn his attentions full back to him
For anyone concerned that next week’s finale seems worrisome, underwhelming, boring, or disappointing…I’d like you to cast your mind back to the trailer for Season 13 where in no way could we have predicted the ending we got.
I’m not making any predictions, but I think we’ll be just fine. (but also really not okay rn 🤧)
my audition to join sunnyblr. always sunny tumblr please interact with me i’ve been reading ur theories and shit u guys are so crazy. i belong with you. been obsessively thinking about dtamhd (in anticipation). i fucking love these guys. it’s 6:45 am