#my shitty best friend

[noonefuckkingremembers]

"What's wrong Cartman, didn't you get your fair cut for the property?"

@ccartman @cartmanbrah

#my shitty best friend #someone made a video suggesting butts gave kenny some of the profit (: but cartman he gets his house and nothing else

[egophiliac]

I was really in the mood to do some masquerade fanart, but I didn’t feel like coming up with anything original, so here’s some of my favorite (...slightly paraphrased) bits from the first part. I don’t know where it’s going, but it’s pretty fun so far!

also one that isn’t canon except in my heart:

(disclaimer that this is a Joke)

(he is a horrible little rat man, but to be fair, so is everyone else)

(if you don’t like horrible little rat men why are you even playing this game)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #glorious masquerade #hey rolly is your big secret plan to give malleus the best day ever because so far it's working #he got INVITED to go on a TRIP and his favorite humans are there and there's GARGOYLES #not to mention his special little fancy boy outfit with a special little fancy boy hat that has room for his horns! #round it out with an ice cream social to put a nice button on it #the only downside is that the building is too nice. mal likes his buildings REAL shitty. #he WILL say this to your face. #(this is why he never gets invited anywhere.) #anyway cannot overstate how delightful it is to see jade be like 'i would also like to destroy something' #go for it! indulge that id! #azul doesn't care as long as you keep it to things he's not personally responsible for! #not included but also appreciated: trein spending twenty minutes discussing the care arrangements he made for his cat #then having a tearful goodbye with said cat #(the care arrangements boil down to 'i asked my coworker to feed him') #(crewel is a friend to all animals apparently and that's the most surprising twist so far)

[uncanny-tranny]

I think what might actually help the families of trans loved ones is to actually engage with where the trans person is at - especially if the family isn't quite understanding yet. When I came out, I was completely alone in figuring out my manhood. I had peers and I had exposed myself to so many trans people who explored gender, and while it was amazing, it isn't quite the same at times. I grieve quietly, sometimes, about all the missed opportunities that might have just made it easier for my family to have seen how utterly happy I was. It took them a very long time to actually notice that I was happy, especially once I got on testosterone. I'm lucky that they saw that happiness eventually, and slowly accepted it. My manhood is completely detached from their influence, both to my relief and chagrin. It's sad to me that I learned to shave from a kind online stranger, somebody who didn't even have a father and yet, I do. I have a father. I grieve at the loss of a potential shared experience. I grieve about the pain I went through when I was in that stage of transition, especially because it was raw and vulnerable. I grieve that many trans people today are traversing the path I had to, because it's sometimes lonely (even when you do have other forms of support).

It's hard to know that I will never have gotten my sense of being from my family. In many ways, it has severed a lot of connection with them because there were so many times that I was begging them to see happiness when they were focused on the idea that I was almost in a state of purgatory - flesh which felt warm but held no familiarity to them. I don't harbor ill-will toward them, I hope I don't leave the impression that I despise them. I understand what they felt, even if I can't conceptualize it myself. However, it's a raw wound in my heart, and I don't want to leave anybody else feeling that way, either.

#trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #ftm #mtf #nonbinary #ally advice #i'm thankful that my manhood is the way it is. but it was a painful journey to get here and i did it partially alone #i absolutely am grateful to have had my friends and the trans people who made themselves known though. i owe these people my life #i still think it's not unreasonable to have wished for my /family/ to have been part of that journey sooner especially when i was young #sometimes it seems like parents who believe their child has died after they express their transness make that a self-fulfilling prophecy... #...in that the parent often aloenates themself/themselves from their child in a variety of ways... #...i was alienated from my dad when he threatened my transition - it became a self-fulfilling prophecy in that i shut myself down... #...i retreated inward and in a way became a ghost - corporeal to the touch but a spirit who may not be seen... #...in many ways i felt in limbo between life and death. it was a cycle of purgatory #and that is something i think is best avoided. it's lonely and scary and it makes it hard to imagine a future #i need to emphasize that even though this was shitty i am still lucky in so many ways #i just faced a lot of undue shit even so - shit i don't think was conducive to a good environment or well-being

[lodish]

dan heng, quit daydreaming! give me a smile! another one! say cheese!

#honkai star rail #hsr #dan heng #march 7th #mine #flashing #fuck my whole life btw. i hate this shitty game i hope we all die #DID YOU ALL WATCH IT YET #GODDDD #DAN HENG AND MARCH ARE SOOOOOO BEST FRIENDS FOREVER IN MY HEART I HATE THIS GAME #GOD WHEN THE IMBIBITOR LUNAE AND YINGXING AND JING YUAN AND BAIHENG AND JINGLIU #DOES ANYONE EVEN CARE. CUZ I DONT. BTW. #GODDD

[yourleftpinkytoe-blog]

Hc: the foxes, once 0.5 pics become a thing the take like a shit ton of each other.

Nobody is safe except for Renee. Why? Because most of the foxes feel to bad being mean to her. But not Andrew.

Now let me clarify he’s not mean in a bad way but in the “I’m your bestie and I can be as much of an asshole to you as I want, but ily” way. Anyway this is just me rambling, trying to justify my drawing 😔

Think of this as part 2 of that Andrew drawing I did

#rip the foxes woulda loved taking shitty pics of each other #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #andrew minyard #the foxes #aftg fanart #all for the gay #renee walker #aftg renee #andrew minyard fanart #aftg headcanon #andreil #Andrew and Renee being silly ass best friends is my favorite thing #neil josten

[jamiebuckleys]

hey maybe celebrating cancer and moralizing it so that it sounds like ‘bad’ people deserve it is not a good thing when millions of people are suffering with it world wide and people have to constantly watch family members and close friends waste away and die a terrible death. like sure it’s great when bad people die but haha that person suffered from cancer and they deserved it is just fucking shitty bc they won’t see it but your friends and mutuals who are affected by it will and moralizing health and especially random diseases that can impact anyone and everyone isn’t a great look

#cancer tw #one of my best friends had stomach cancer rn #so maybe seeing a bunch of people celebrating how great it is that someone died from it and how much they deserved it isn’t fun idk #stop moralizing health and disease #it’s shitty #*has

[vyeoh]

I'm rewatching all the Marvel Defenders shows on Netflix and as much as I mock the MCU now, I need non-Marvel fans to understand that I was and still am a fan of "Daredevil fighting the gentrifying assshole who bought out the police force because ACAB both as a lawyer and vigilante of the community" and "Jessica Jones fighting the man who mind controlled her into doing unspeakable things and forming a community of fellow survivors and allies while dealing with PTSD in a range of both healthy and unhealthy ways" Marvel. God I love these idiots they carried so hard

#vio.txt #mcu #marvel #jessica jones #daredevil #also the two of them induced so much bi panic in me. also gender envy. jessica jones is one of the few women i get gender envy fron #the iron fist and luke cage shows were...more mid but still leagues above current marvel shows #like. yes be anti-mcu but these were masterpieces #and yes this is why i was so pissed about them putting daredevil in she hulk and trying to make him iron man 2.0 #like! yes hes suave and charming but thats bc its his lawyer job!! he works in a law firm he and his friends started to serve his community #he is NOT 'i am rich and better than u' charming. he is 'i learned how to talk fancy for my degree and i have empathy' charming #and not bringing the other guys over either???? bruhhh #marvel really cancelled the best things they did on the screen #matt murdock my original red and black round glasses wearing sadboy what did they do to you #also!! can i mention that these shows had such better representation than nowadays marvel #murdock's actor doing extensive research on blind motility for the role #jessica and trish's friendship and how trish immediately believes jess about kilgrave #the whole!!! unique community feel of harlem and in luke's bar #hogarth whos both jessica's employer and foggy's boss in later seasons being a lesbian and having Real Marriage Issues #and also being a conplex and kinda shitty person #iron fist was....eh but that's why it was the worst one lmao #OH YEAH HOW COULD I FORGET MY GIRL KAREN #karen page getting a whole storyline in s1 about her dealing w ptsd and then getting fleshed out backstory and her own adventures #like ok it was kinda weird in daredevil that she dated like every guy bc she was the female lead 💀 #but even then foggy and matt and her figuring their shit out like adults. like they shot their shots and it didnt pan out. still besties th #disney would never allow such good writing in current times #but a boy can wish

[galactic-johnny]

started playing dragon's dogma today and im very intrigued by the existence of pawns. they are slaves that come from portals in the sky. they have no free will, yet occasionally express opinions and beg for you to save them. they learn behaviors observing their master but you can also explicitly order them to modify aspects of their personality. you can pick them up and throw them off a ledge and they don't even care.

#dragon's dogma #dragons dogma #my friend described it as dragons dogma is the best shitty game of all time

[pizzasfandomblog]

I think they could get along

#Cringefail swagless cops my beloved #Ive grown too attached to them #one piece live action #helmeppo #opla #vanessa shelly #vanessa fnaf movie #fnaf movie #Theyd bond over their shitty dads and nerd friends whom they love dearly #I tried to make meppo look like that one pomni stare meme the best i could #Honestky this isnt my best work but its funny so ill post it #jupes art tag

[hyperactivewhore]

I'll always wonder how Hope felt about her father's relationship with Elijah, especially after her mother died.

For a time, Elijah was responsible for Hayley's death in her eyes, and no one will convince me this wasn't Klaus’s doing. He had spent half of season five brooding because his brother erased their memories, erased him, and repeatedly put their broken brotherhood over his own daughter. Klaus didn't have Camille or Hayley any longer, he didn't have Elijah specifically, who is the person he has the most codependent relationship with in the series and him lashing out because of it quite literally endangered Hayley's life even more.

Marcel pointed it out; he was lashing out because in his eyes, Elijah no longer loved him and had given their family up and that was clouding his judgment, something they couldn't allow with Hayley's life on the line. So it's just very ironic Hayley ended up dying, with only Klaus and Elijah conscious to see it, because by this logic, Klaus clearly told Hope her uncle hadn't saved her mother's life.

It is very much in character for him, especially because Klaus was acting hostile around his brother whenever Hope was around, so I wonder how she felt when she witnessed him quite literally running into his arms the moment Elijah got his memories back and they finally found common ground. Was she bitter, angry, hurt? This is the same man that was visiting Elijah constantly for seven years because he couldn't stay away from him, despite knowing it could potentially endanger his daughter, yet managed to ignore Hope perfectly fine for five-six years.

Of course, Hope eventually managed to find common ground with her uncle as well, but I don't think she actually realizes how screwed up the relationships in her family are, mostly because her family abandoned her and the ones who actually would do anything and everything for her are dead. Especially for a child as young as her, no fifteen-year-old teenager would ever understand why her father chose her "mother's killer" over her own feelings and over her own dead mother.

Because damn, it would hurt me so badly if my father claimed I was the person he loved the most, yet the one he couldn't live without and the one he constantly prioritized over me was his own brother.

#all these claims about klaus hating elijah after hayley died... #kinda hilarious because every single one of their interactions are “you killed MY brother MY best friend” #and so little “you killed my daughter's mother” or something similar 💀 #and i'm not saying klaus didn't resent elijah for his part in hayley's death because he clearly did #but let's be fucking for real #i'm also not blaming elijah or hope or klaus for hayley's death btw ☠️ #and i'm well aware klaus loves hope the most but he's so shitty when it comes to elijah #klaus mikaelson #hope mikaelson #elijah mikaelson #hayley marshall #haylijah #haylope #klope #holijah #elope #the vampire diaries #the originals #legacies #tvd #to #rebekah mikaelson #kol mikaelson #freya mikaelson

[noonefuckkingremembers]

Pokes Cartmans in the boobs without his CONSENT

@ccartman

#ccartman #bad kennny #my shitty best friend

[eebie]

i cant keep it hidden any longer

#i get nervousss n shit about gettin character voices all wrong #i spent all of yesterday worryin about if theyd say each others first names or last names or WHAT ! idkkk #i didnt write any more than this But i rlly rlly want to #basing this over the exact types of convos me n my friend have When i watch her play granny #i say dumb shit like ooohhh shes gonna get you Or why are you so mean to this old lady😢😢😢 to rile her up🤭 cos its funny #and then when i run out of things to say i start asking shitty would you rather questions like Would you rather make out with granny #or springtrap. would u rather have to be angel dust Hazbin hotel(she HATES him) or Pinkypills william afton (also HATES) #idk how id write that for these guys. ik theres gotta be a way though #my rambles #homestuck #writing feels more vulnerable than just my silly ass drawins Cos its lettin ppl peek in2 how i think n perceive shit . its intimidatinggg #but im posting it anyways !! ill fight off the urge to delete it the best i can #sayin all this Meanwhile it’s just a few lines from a pesterlog emulator LMAO . i take myself too seriously w stuff like this #rhas my problem i think . joviality come to me NOW! i am lighthearted and carefree about rhis #yaaaayayayaaayy!!!! #FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW. GRANNY IS A SHITTY MOBILE PUZZLE HORROR GAME. THE OG !!! #all the shit like Piggy on roblox. thats copying granny 😤😤😤😡😡😡 #my drabbles

[ratgingi]

love this thing. the kinnie

#3am cant sleep post shitty finger doodle kinitos #kinito #kinitopet #hobos creations #best routes #i need to properly draw him again. kinito my best friend kinito

[raspberryvents]

I am Schrödinger’s cat. And until he opens the box and I see his face or the broken vial, I do not know if I am alive or dead. As scary as death may be, the dark box is scarier. Friend, or foe, please open the box.

#i texted my middle school best friend for hours today #two hours ago i decided to finally tell her i’m nonbinary #she hasn’t responded #i don’t know if she’s ghosting me #but if she hates me i wish she’d at least have the decency to tell me #nonbinary #trans #transgender #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtqiia+ #coming out #vent post #shitty poetry?

[thehappiestgolucky]

No Grimm, you’re not allowed bite Tiso’s arm-

#hollow knight #doodles #hk tiso #hk grimm #hk quirrel #tisoquirrel #based on that one meme i keep seeing everywhere and unless i doodled- #-this it wasn’t leaving my goddamn brain #which one did tiso mean? who knows #don’t even think he does #probably both #shitty doodle because it’s shitposting time and i finally remembered to doodle this before i ended up forgetting #grimm is chaotic best friend who - if you ask- wouldn’t hesitate to bite you #grimm teaches the void kids arson this is the kind of guy he is #chaotic circus vampire bug god guy #yeah that’s it that’s grimm

[marciaillust]

so like uh. uhh. superhero/journalist au revamped

#2023 the year of tcm im telling you #taking a little break from drawing the dj #BRO I CANT BELIEVE I NEVER POSTED THE SHITTY OG SKETCHES #there were soooo many #i am certain i posted the witch au so why not the superhero au #OR maybe i did post it and i just cant find them?? anyway #my friend showed me this artist that i have become low key obsessed with dan mora #also the same friend may or may not be wiritng a tcm fic for me. tee hee. :^) my birthday is in march yay #ANYWAY the au. it started out pretty simple #orion is a journalist and garret is a lone wolf superhero and stuff happens! #stuff that i cant talk about because the subject matter is way too close to spoilers for the actual tcm #but lets just say orion wants the scoop to write his articles but Red Wing doesnt want his identity revealed #shenanigans ensue #I CANT WAIT FOR THE FIC KYA #my best friend being an excellent writer is the BEST thing that happened to me in my whole life fr #their stuff is always so top notch #soon to be published best selling uk author fr #after they get the doctorate #can you believe it doctorate #holy wow #ok tags #tcm #the clockmaster #sketches #superhero au