#ccartman

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

So I read on your last therapist forms that you were prescribed medication. Have you been taking it responbiliy?

@ccartman

#dad bojack xd #ccartman #i fully believe cartman has mpd the show mostly confirms it mostly

[squeallittlepiggy]

Hello , eric if you come to my house later you can have nice big jucy steak ... hm how does that sound? I bet your tired of hotdogs (:

@ccartman

#ccartman

[nolongerthevictim]

Eric? Are you high? ):

@ccartman

#ccartman

[whowantscookies]

Liane had received a terrifying call from Butters and quickly drove over to the hostipial to check on her poor baby. She arrived to find him in room 669 . The doctors were telling cartman that he probably have to be in a wheelchair for a while since Scott had stolen his toe.

"Eric!" His very distressed mother quickly ran to his bedside , Butters beside her. "My poor baby!" She pushed the doctor aside pulling her son into a hug, stroking his hair, "I'm sorry I forgot to pay insecurity this month. I thought you be ok alone for a few hours.. please forgive me!"

@ccartman

#ccartman

[butterygooooness]

I'm sorry eric there's something I gotta do real quick

Grabs the boobie

@ccartman

#ccartman

[itshititsallshit]

You really need to stop with your bullshit

@ccartman

#you almost killed kyle #why are we friends again? #ccartman

[noonefuckkingremembers]

Kenny had a black eye as he walked into school eyeing his friends concerned look he shrugs "I'm fine, it's no big deal ."

@ccartman

#ccartman #feast on the kenman (:

[misadventureswithanoymous]

A tall lanky man in a trenchcoat approached eric, he wide eyes and scraggly hair " Hey there want to see my candy house? It has a pool filled with KFC gravy."

@ccartman

#trust me #would i lie to you? #ccartman

[suckmahballskahl]

I know what yew can do to feel better. Kill Kahl

@ccartman

#ccartman #talking to myself

[bojackhorsemanobviously]

Don't be mad but I might have finished off that chocolate cake in the fridge....

@ccartman

#got a sweet tooth #ccartman

[squeallittlepiggy]

Slaps ass really really hard

@ccartman

#ccartman

[nolongerthevictim]

Eric, you look a lot happier than usual, its honestly nice to see

@ccartman

#ccartman

[whowantscookies]

Liane has grown tired of her sons constant yelling and crying and decided to just ignore him. She didn't make him the meals he wanted instead choosing to make healthier options like butter garlic pasta with a side of rice/ salads. She even took his video games away from him to teach him respect. but something worse happened and the days went by she no longer made him meals and instead ate her own meals and left him to fend for himself.

@ccartman

#ccartman #mun grins at cartman

[butterygooooness]

With all this cred we're now the coolest kids in south park, Eric!

@ccartman

#ccartman

[itshititsallshit]

Would it kill you to stop being an asshole?

@ccartman

#scott t mun #ie girl of a million accounts #ccartman

[noonefuckkingremembers]

congratulations on not killing your new pet but now I owe butters ten dollars cause I was positive this was gonna be another pet goldfish situation

@ccartman

#ccartman #kenny is rising