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don't destroy his self-esteem 🐦😆

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Nom

reblog to fucking bite the person you reblog from

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And after 4 hours I have given in to fanfic.net. What am I?? An 11 year old theater kid from 2016??

#ao3 is down #ao3 #ao3 down #I’m cheating on my husband as he fights wars unknown to me

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The toughest choice

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My beloved husband (AO3) has left for the war (it’s been all of 5 minutes) and I know not when he will return (probably within the hour bc the staff rock) but I fear he may not come back at all (I lived through the ddos attack and hated every second).

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Of course AO3 would crash while I’m dorm-ridden with the stomach flu 🤧

#ao3 is down #ao3 #screaming crying throwing up #literally

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error 500 moodboard

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"Alfred said that Dick Grayson was my greatest success. But Alfred was always too generous." And you expect a moment of, oh, well, sure all of their other Bats are successes as well and it's-- AND THEN NOPE. HE WAS OUR GREATEST SUCCESS. ALFRED WAS TOO GENEROUS IN NOT TAKING MORE CREDIT FOR THEIR BOY. Because yeah Bruce absolutely does see Dick as his greatest success, like Bruce loves all of the members of his family but sorry yeah Dick also absolutely is his favorite, even if he'd never admit it outside of his own head, sorry I don't make the rules, I just live here.

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goncharov'd by squeem

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I think part of what made Fantasy High so beautiful is that Brennan was acutely aware that DnD was new not only to (a part of) his players, but also the audience. So he looked them in the eyes and said take my hand. This is how magic works. Also. An important thing. In here. We go batshit. There's an entire dimension in your jacket and they do not want you to ask follow-up questions. Your principal just shot someone in the head. Your god is real and he loves you but also he's kind of a loser frat boy. This man is getting his magical powers through the power of No Fap. Rock music is the source of immaculate conception. Don't be scared to create literally anything with me, you are safe here. Not from the rōmænce partner you lied about having but. From the judgement of the cruel mistress we call reality. Look at me. Laws are threats and the police is an occupying army and we will get ice cream.

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Masha The Hero

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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

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All day tired 🧎‍♂️

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ULTIMATE LEGENDS!