#my mind takes me to places i wouldn't go without a g/n

[sulumuns-dootah]

NSFW Alphabet - Leviathan

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A/N: Sorry this took a long time. Been a busy and chaotic past month, but I'm working on things so hopefully they'll be ready to post soon. Also, Levi isn't exactly my favorite so I had hard time analyzing and accounting for all the lore we have so far.

⟡ Masterlist ⟡ 

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

If you had an intense encounter, you'd both need it, which is why he calls for his servants to come and care for the both of you. Otherwise, he doesn't mind to do some extra steps to get you comfortable.

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B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Our nice piece of ass loves your neck. The loyalty noose would look amazing around it. Or maybe his hands?

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C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

I'd say his cum tastes like caviar. He's technically a fish too, after all. Definitely the king whose cum I'd enjoy the least. It's also not as opaque, but with a slight shimmer.

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D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

While he's having some me-time, sometimes he puts on a noose around his neck and orders himself to hang.

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E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

With how rarely he trusts anyone, I'd say he barely has any. He gets the gist, knows many positions, but hasn't tried out most of them.

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F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Any position, really. As long as you're strangling him hard enough, he doesn't care.

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G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? Etc.)

No jokes here. In fact, no jokes ever. Besides like some special circumstances.

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H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? Etc.)

Perfectly silky smooth like the rest of him. There's no room for imperfection.

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I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

If he's bedding you, you're already doing something right. I imagine him being super vulnerable figuratively as well as literally with the strangling and all.

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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

His main source of getting off. He can't even remember the last time he's slept with someone. Once you're in the picture, however, that immediately changes and his hands focus onto you.

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K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Beside the obvious breath control and getting beat up, he also strikes me as the type that would be into voyeurism as in getting watched fucking someone.

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L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Public places are out of the question. The safety of his castle is the only place where he allows himself to get loose.

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M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Jealousy, of course. But also public humiliation as long as he sees you as more than just his subject.

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N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Share a partner. He'd get too jealous and possessive. Unless, of course, you tie him up as a punishment. HE would actually enjoy that.

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O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Force him to go down on you and you'll have one of the best orgasms ever. In giving-head-contest he'd come close second (only beaten by the pussy devourer fly boy). While giving him head, he'd get super whiny and needy. Tease him and he'll lose his mind.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? Etc.)

There's two ways Levi can go. Either he's downright lovemaking with you or the bedroom is a whole ass battlefield.

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Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Actually, thinking about the location again... I wanted to say that why have quickies when you're at his castle and have all the time in the world, but thinking about it, If the need arises and you're not in his chambers, he would definitely use his coffin to have a quickie with his partner.

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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? Etc.)

Depending on the risk. He wouldn't mind seeing how long you can hang from the noose, but wouldn't try and introduce lovecraftian horrors in the bedroom.

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S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Leviathan's energy is stored in that juicy ass of his and boy, can he go for long time. The thing is, that he will, however, start complaining that he's tired and that you have to do the rest yourself.

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T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Levi doesn't really strike me as the type to use toys. His imagination is enough for him. In my mind he's more old fashioned and all these different toys are just a riffraff for him. (Meaning he's too shy to buy some and would be afraid to get caught using them.)

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U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Oh this man *italian hand motion* loves to tease, but the moment you tease back you have no time to react before you're hanging from the ceiling.

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V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Whimpers. This man whimpers and it's the best thing you've ever heard (besides Beel's purring). How loud, depends on the situation. If you're on the bottom, some might escape him. But if you're on top, oh boy, all the demons in the surrounding chambers know.

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W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Actually, not a hc, but more of an analysis of his H scene that I really want to talk about? Okay, so Levi makes it really obvious that he wants to be beaten and straight up just abused. This just screams to me a trauma response, which is extremely sad to me. The amount of abuse he had to endure to the point where his mind equates it to pleasure just so he doesn't go bonkers?

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X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Once again, if you have the Erolabs version, you're lucky to see his sausage in the game itself. I personally agree with the ingame depiction of Levi's dick (unlike certain pierced someone's).

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Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Actually, piggybacking off the wild card analysis, I think Levi can go anytime all the time. One of trauma responses tends to be hypersexuality (but I'm not a professional psychologist, so don't take my word for it). We even know about it from the Halloween event where Minhyeok says that Levi looks like he's in the mood despite fighting off angels.

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Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Not really a sleep I'd say, but he wouldn't mind snuggling up after some exhausting workout. Just don't get too used to it since he's too busy.

#what in hell is bad #what in “hell” is bad? #whb leviathan #whb smut

[mistray-art]

I hope this is for someone out there (apart from me)

#amaranthe #elize ryd #nils molin #doodle #art #team rocket #crossover #my mind takes me to places i wouldn't go without a g/n

[star-writes4]

Charles Leclerc NSFW alphabet

*nsfw undercut*

a/n: english isn't my first language so this might be shit

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He thinks that aftercare is very important. He would cuddle with you till you fall asleep and just after that he would move a little it and go t sleep too.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

You cannot tell me that he doesn't love his hands. He can do anything he wants with them, from making (trying) to make you food to pleasuring.

I feel like Charles has a thing for boobs, he loves holding them, kissing them and sleeping on them. No matter how big they are he loves them.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

At the start of the relationship I feel like he wouldn't like to make a big mess but after you start to get a little more comfortable with each other he would cum on your boobs, your stomach basically everywhere. He would take it and spread it on your face, in your mouth.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He loves it when people know that you guys had sex. Would leave hickeys all over your body, making sure that you won't cover them and that everyone sees them.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

This man is very experienced. He knows exactly what to do to make you feel good.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary. He loves looking at your face and your boobs, he can also touch you, use his hands for anything.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He is neutral. He would throw a joke then and there but he knows when to be serious.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He is trimmed, doesn't feel comfortable if he has a jungle down there.

He would prefer if you at least shave, I feel that he doesn't like it if his partner has a lot of hair down hair.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He is very romantic, not only when it comes to sex but at other stuff to. After a hot night he would bring you breakfast in bed and other cute stuff like this.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

If you aren't with him during a race week and Ferrari fucks his strategy he will call you and will jerk off to your voice.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

He loves watching you undress. That's one of his guilty pleasures, making you give him a strip show. He also like teasing you and overstimulating you. Also loves holding your hands above your head.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Would prefer to do it in your own house but if he is very horny would do it anywhere.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you wear a V-neck. He loves watching your boobs. Also if he gives you love bites they will be more visible.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

BDSM or stuff like that. He would never hurt you even if you ask him, he would occasionally slap your ass or lightly choke you but would never hurt badly. Not only if it includes blood but he would never hit you with his belt or stuff like that.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves it when you give him head. He would either cum in your mouth or on your face (depends if you can clean yourself or not). He also loves when you choke on his cock. He would push your head, making you drool all over him.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends on his mood. Usually he is fast (but not rough), he would make sure that you are alright with everything that he does.

If he is mad he would be fast and rough

If you guys have sex after a date he wouldn't fuck you, he would make love to you. He would make sure that you feel very good.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He doesn't really likes quickies, but if he is very horny before a race he wouldn't mind it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He is the type of person that always uses protection or makes sure that you are on birth control, if you hare on birth control or from some reason you can't get pregnant he would definitely finish inside of you and makes sure that his cum isn't leaking out.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

This man has so much stamina, he can last for 10.000 rounds without a break.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He doesn't own any toys but if you do (or if he buys them himself for you) he would tease you so much with them. This man loves teasing so it's perfect for him

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

As I said, he loves teasing. He would do it for hours and after you are a crying mess and after some begging he would finally fuck you.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He isn't very loud but quiet either. He prefers to hear the sounds that you make, not caring for anything other than that.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Jealous sex. One of his friend flirts with you, you talk about your celebrity crush, doesn't matter.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

I think we all saw the picture with him holding baby Ciara. This man doesn't only have big dick energy, he actually has a big dick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He would have sex with you any moment anywhere.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

He waits for you to fall asleep first, then he will slowly start drifting to sleep too, after making sure that you are actually sleeping and that you are comfortable.

#formula 1 #charles leclerc #charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc x you #formula one #formula 1 x reader #formula 1 x you #formula one x reader #formula one x you #this is so shitty

[veampa]

L Lawliet nsfw alphabet

L is so babygirl.

@the-coldest-goodbye creds for the template!!!

G/n reader

Character(s)- L

sorry that this is lazyyyyy

Trigger warnings in tags!!!

(Lil extra but the Matt somnophillia smut is in my drafts, not finished yet :< sorry for making y'all wait)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)- Very gentle yet not too affectionate, I just can't see him being all kissy and touchy after sex, a few kisses here and there maybe some cuddles too.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)- He doesn't have a favourite body part on him buttttttt he loves your nipples (i feel like he's a nipple guy LMAO) plus he can place whip cream on 'em.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)- Likes using cum as lube.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)- Is into anal.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)- He gives me virgin vibes :p, not that experienced when he met you, sure he knew what to do but you were his first.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)- missionary :3.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)- Mostly serious but still funny with the way he says shit.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)- Doesnt do much to groom down there, just a small trim.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)- Not that cuddly, a few kisses here and there mixed in with some body worshipping.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)- Jerks off like once a week, doesn't do it that much, mostly too busy working on the Kira case.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)- food, asphyxiation (i feel like he'd be into it, idk why), body worship.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)- Anywhere private.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)- Lingerie, it looks SO good on your body like DAMN.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)- this ties in with asphyxiation, wouldn't choke you to the point where you pass our.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)- giving, doesn't mind receiving, but he prefers giving cause he can lick off raspberry sauce:3.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)- Mix but he prefers more slow, he's not into quickies. if he's fucking you he's gonna do it properly.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)- Like just said, he doesn't like quickes, much prefers longer sessions.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)- Nope.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)- My guy can stay awake for days, so you best believe he can last a few rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)- Doesn't own any other than a vibrator thats used on you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)- 95%. It's amusing to see you whine and squirm:3.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)- A little vocal, just depends where yous are.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)- Has you sit on his cock for hours when he's working (in the most awkward posture)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)- 6 and a half inches. not too girthy but still got some thickness, slightly curved to the left, uncircumcised.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)- Not that high tbh, focuses more on his work.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)- He doesn't, bro just sits and stares at you.

#death note #death note smut #l lawliet #L lawliet smut #L smut #tw asphyxiation #tw food kink #tw #tw smut #l lawliet x reader

[life-is-more-than-just-a-game]

♠️ What a day off of games with the aib males can look like. ♠️

A/N: Sorry, I've been absent for two days now, but for good reason. I wasn't feeling too well mentally and needed some time to myself because something happened that put me in quite a hole ... 🥲

Still, I've been thinking about what I could post here next, so I've prepared a few headcanons that define what I think a day off of games with the male characters might look like. 🙈

I hope that some of you are still around and will read through it. Feel free to let me know what you think about it or if you think any of them might have other interests! ✨

Characters: Aguni, Arisu, Chishiya, Karube & Niragi.

POV: gn!reader

Warnings: Not given.

A g u n i

It depends on what time we are in.

If the beach still exists, Aguni is often prevented from doing anything with you outside if he already occupies the number one spot.

You would have to live with the fact that you would hardly have any time just for the two of you, because someone from his troupe would always want something from him.

If he realises that this is bothering you - or he is annoyed by it himself - he will turn his boys away and say that they should leave him alone for the next 2 hours as far as possible because he has better things to do.

In general, no matter what time loop we are in, I would say that Aguni would adjust to your needs.

I have the following typical scenario in mind:

Aguni: "So there are no games waiting for us today. Any ideas what you want to do in our day off?" Y/N: "Uhm ..." Aguni: "Come on, you must have been in the mood for something." Y/N: "Yeah, but I really don't know for what I am in the mood for ..."

Nobody said it would be easy with you, but let's be honest: it's the Borderland, what excited yet relaxing things could you do here so far?

If you really don't know what you want to do, he would give some suggestions.

Aguni: "We could go to the pool." Y/N: "Too cloudy for my taste ..." Aguni: "We can do some sports together." Y/N: "Now your expectations are set far too high!" Aguni: "What about fishing?" Y/N: "Can't we just get some fresh air and go for a walk together?" Aguni: "..." Y/N: "..." Aguni: "You knew very well what you wanted to do, didn't you?" Y/N: "Without my lawyer, I won't say anything."

A r i s u

If you want to do something, then Arisu is definitely the right person.

The boy is always up for a lot of nonsense and fun activities.

This is probably also because he doesn't want to constantly think about the terrible circumstances that are happening here.

He has got used to life here, but living in constant fear doesn't get someone anywhere and only has a negative effect on oneself.

So, if he is being trapped in a world that could take his life sooner or later, he at least wants to live every day as if it were his last.

You will not regret spending time with him.

He comes up with the wildest ideas, starting with taking a closer look into the various broken buildings.

Of course, he would still be cautious of entering any places just like that- not that both of you suddenly find yourself in a game, because that's what you're trying to avoid today.

Y/N: "A-Are you sure we should do this, Arisu?" Arisu: "Nope, but you only live once, so let's check this building out- maybe we'll find some interesting things in here." Y/N: "Would you define 'corpses' as interesting ...?" Arisu: "Wow, you really managed to ruin my fun."

You still wouldn't be able to stop him.

Investigating the building would include lots of laughter and piggybacks when your feet get tired from all the walking over ruins and debris.

Eventually you find out that this building was a former arcade.

You can definitely pass the time well there.

Arisu: "Would you like a game of billiards?" Y/N: "I'm going to rip you off so bad, love."

C h i s h i y a

Listen, this boy is a damn lazy piece of shit.

When there aren't any duties don't expect him to do something special.

He has no problem putting his feet up for a day and literally doing nothing.

Feel honored if he spends his time with you at all.

No matter where you both would be, he would find ways to just doze off and relax while you - after all - lie in his arms and enjoy his closeness.

It's nice that he can do that, but you can't.

Y/N: "We've been lying around here all day." Chishiya: "Well realised." Y/N: "I'm bored." Chishiya: "Then do something."

He would definitely be a great help to you.

Jokes on you, no, he wouldn't.

Y/N: "But I wanna do something with you today since we have enough time finally." Chishiya: "We do something, darling." Y/N: "Idiot, that's not what I meant!"

Making you pout is one of his favorite things to do.

How could he be bored if you let him get on your nerves so easily?

In contrast to you, he has something to laugh about and something to amuse himself with.

Nevertheless, he would at least agree to a compromise:

Chishiya: "How about this? We'll use the time now to laze around and in the evening we'll take a look at the neighbourhood together and see which places are damned by games this time." Y/N: "We don't take part in any games, our visas count enough days for us." Chishiya: "Who said anything about taking part in a game?" Y/N: "So, if I let you lounge around now, you will promise me to stay up late with me?"

Damn, you love the nightlife.

Chishiya: "That's a deal."

K a r u b e

To me the funniest but most chaotic one.

During the day, at least.

I can well imagine that Karube and you had already planned the day ahead the evening before.

But what would life be like if everything went as planned?

The morning is pleasant. You wake up together and after a intense cuddle-round, you start your routine as usual.

Unfortunately, Karube realizes that he can't find something.

Something very important when it comes to following his routine.

Karube: "Honey, d'you know where my cigarettes are?" Y/N: "I don't know where you put them yesterday after you got ready for bed."

In the end, it all comes down to searching your whole accommodation for his cigarettes.

I mean, when you do smoke yourself, they can be important for you too ...

If not, well, then you are a very nice and good person!

Y/N: "Did you found them?" Karube: "I would have told you when that would be the case." Y/N: "Sure you didn't throw the box away because you smoked you last one yesterday evening?" Karube: "I know my pack of cigarettes inside out, there were at least three more in there."

You can guess where this is going.

You spend the whole forenoon looking for his damn cigarettes.

You turn the whole accommodation upside down.

Both of you look under every stone.

In every room.

Two times- minimum.

Y/N: "Karube, fave it, you don't have any- ... Darling ...? Karube: "What is it?" Y/N: "What's that in your pants pocket ... at the back of your butt?" Karube: "Uh-... Oh!"

Now he remebers ...

Karube: "You found them! That's right, I put them straight in my jeans yesterday so I couldn't forge- hey!" Y/N: "Yeah, I threw your boxer shorts at you!"

N i r a g i

Oh, my dearest reader-chan, please stay close to him no matter where he goes.

When he has nothing to do, he will go through the city streets looking for people to annoy.

He would look for trouble and find it- even if there's no reason for trouble, he'll just make it happen himself and find his reasons.

I don't know how, but at least you managed to stop him from taking his gun.

That's something you should be very proud of.

However, that doesn't stop him from doing anything and we know that.

So please. Stay. With. Him. Thank you!

In any case, you walk around the area together and check it out a little.

You'll talk about pretty trivial things every now and then, but that's still more pleasant than just talking to each other all the time.

When you meet someone, Niragi is ready to provoke them directly for no reason.

Thank god you had a firm hold on his hand or his arm so you could quickly drag him in another direction to avoid the innocent people.

Y/N: "Oh, look!"

Yes, you also like to pretend to see something that you would find interesting.

… In partially empty shop windows.

Niragi: "What the fuck should I look for?" Y/N: "See the rocks there?" Niragi: "You kidding me, right?"

The nice thing is that he would still look to something you tell him to look at.

There could actually be something interesting there.

Well, most of the times at least.

It's nearly impossible but who know?

Y/N: "OH, SEE WHAT I HAVE FOUND TH-" Niragi: "What is it this time? Another boring and ugly stone you think it's fascinating?" Y/N: "No ..." Niragi: "Oh, what is it this time then?" Y/N: "The tree there."

He will touch his nose and look at you angrily- but not without laughing afterwards at your amiable stupidity.

Damn, he loves you so much for what you are, he can't even be bothered.

#alice in boderland x reader #chishiya x reader #niragi x reader #arisu x reader #arisu ryohei x reader #chishiya shuntaro x reader #niragi suguru x reader #alice in borderland #aib #alice in borderland headcanons #arisu headcanons #chishiya headcanons #niragi headcanons #alice in borderland x you #arisu x you #chishiya x you #niragi x you #chishiya shuntaro alice in borderland #aib headcanons #short headcanons #alice in borderland blog #arisu #chishiya #niragi #aguni headcanons #karube daikichi #karube x reader #aib karube #aguni morizono #aguni aib

[louellaby]

FORGET-ME-NOT

REPLACED!MC AU

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W A R N I N G

May contain bad grammar, limited vocabulary, and OOC characters. Please mind that English is not my first language, and it takes a lot of courage for me to post due to my anxiety and paranoia.

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taglist: @books-and-catears @owl778 @yourlocalgrass @kaiserkisser @hhurric4ne @amberheavendremurr

PROLOGUE | CHAPTER I | CHAPTER II | CHAPTER III | LOUE'S LETTER | CHAPTER IV | CHAPTER V | LOUE'S LETTER | CHAPTER VI | CHAPTER VII | CHAPTER VIII | CHAPTER IX | CHAPTER X | LOUE'S LETTER | EPILOGUE

C H A P T E R V I I I

「 A Surprise Waiting To Happen 」

"Are you sure about this, MC?"

"Yes... Yes, I am. I want to leave the Devildom... but... if I— if I ever want to come back, am I allowed to?"

"Of course! You're always welcome in the Devildom. This is your home, too, after all."

"Thank you... This is goodbye then...?"

"Yes... Goodbye, our dear MC."

"WHAT?! Whaddya mean MC's gone?! How could they just leave the Devildom without sayin' a word to us?!"

"Calm down, Mammon."

"How can ya say that, Lucifer?! How are ya not affected by this!?"

"Of course I am, but shouting, panicking and running around the room won't bring MC back, now would it?"

Mammon clicked his tongue in annoyance, stopping his frenzied marching and going back to sit down on his seat next to his older brother.

The whole group was gathered in the student council room, having a meeting arranged by Diavolo himself. The prince told everyone about MC's decision and wanted to discuss their current and future position in the Devildom.

"Of course they're keeping their titles! We're bringing them back here and making sure they stay forever!"

Everyone seemed to be in agreement, except for one human who looked extremely bothered by everyone's suggestion. Deciding to speak up after a bit of a hesitation, Soley raised her hand in protest. This caught everyone's attention immediately.

"Yes, Soley?" Diavolo wondered.

"Are you all sure this is what MC wants?" Everyone looked at each other, listening to what she had to say. "What if they don't want to come back? What if they wanted to leave this place because they weren't happy here anymore? Wouldn't it be selfish of us to bring them back to the place that makes them sad?"

Luke's sniffles could be heard no matter how hard he tried to keep them in. As he held onto Simeon's cape, steadying his breathing, he eyed Soley. He managed to speak up clearly despite his body's reaction to the upsetting news. "But.. this is MC's home, too... The Devildom isn't all that great without MC here..."

His guardian raised his hand and placed it on the boy's head, softly patting his hair. Once he, too, looked at Soley, he saw the fuming expression hiding behind her sad one that was directed at the little angel. He thought that maybe he was just imagining it. But if he wasn't, then he would have more problems with her than he already had.

"Oh, Luke, we can't force MC to stay somewhere they want to get away from," the human responded, hugging her arms and hanging her head. "I want MC to be here with us, too... They were my first friend here, and they made me feel like I was safe... but their happiness goes above everything else, right? MC deserves all the happiness in all three worlds."

The whole room fell silent as each and every single one of them looked to the floor, refusing to meet anyone's eyes. Except for one person.

Soley subtlety let her eyes dance from figure to figure, studying the expressions on their faces. An ocean of envy was bubbling up within her chest as she watched the boys all look sullen just because of the situation they brought upon themselves. She herself also looked down a minute later, but not because she was sad. Not at all. In fact, she was smiling. The thought of MC out of her way was bringing her joy, and she could barely contain her excitement. But because she was with the group, she knew she had to keep her act together.

Soley was in her room back at the House of Lamentation. The meeting had already ended, and they were all sent home. Soley watched as the brothers returned to their own rooms without saying a single word to one another.

As she lay in bed, she remembered something she witnessed at the ball. That night, she exited the castle for some fresh air. She was getting fed up with the brothers' attention and excessive clinginess that she had had enough and slipped away for a while when she was sure MC wasn't anywhere near them. But the moment she reached the far end of the castle's garden, she saw something that infuriated her more.

There was MC on a picnic blanket, next to the beautiful lake, holding Cassiel's hand, and a happy smile on their face. She wanted to stomp her way towards the two, but if she did, then her act would fall apart. She restrained herself from going near the two of them and eavesdropping on their conversation. Instead, she went back to the castle and planned to confront MC to see what they had to say.

'I can't believe they lied to me. I never would've thought they were capable of doing so. ...Maybe they were lying about not knowing where Solomon was before, too.'

'But it's not like I can ask them about it now since...'

The thought returned to her mind. MC was finally gone. And that brought a huge grin back to her face.

'Who knew those boys were so easy to catch? I barely had to do anything, and they already took my bait. Foolish demons.'

'Now all I have to do is make sure the thirteen of them forget who MC even is.'

Many months passed, and Soley was living well in the Devildom. After MC had left, she had to work hard to keep the bright spotlight on her. Especially since the group from Purgatory Hall still hasn't accepted her no matter how much she tried to spend time with them.

One evening, as she just got home by herself, she stomped her way through the halls of the mansion in search of the seven brothers.

'How dare they not wait for me at RAD and escort me home?! Those little—'

The young lady thought and thought until she stopped in her tracks the moment she heard whispering voices coming from the dining room. She wanted to burst through the closed doors until she heard them mention her name.

She overheard what they were talking about.

'They're planning a surprise party for me?! Those demons?! How wonderful! ...How... wonderful...'

Soley quietly leaves the scene, head filled with thoughts she never expected would come, but there they were.

'Right... My birthday is coming up soon... I should be happy that I'm finally securing a place here in the Devildom even just for a little while until I get back home, but... I just wish that— that he would be there to celebrate with me...'

'Maybe if I ask Lord Diavolo to bring him here, maybe they would do it? After all, it would be for my birthday, so they should do as I ask, right? But the brothers are planning a surprise party, so it's not like I can be straightforward and ask them to invite him too....'

'Well, I'll just have another party when I get back home. He'll definitely come to attend then. For now, it's time to celebrate.'

「 CHAPTER VII | CHAPTER IX 」

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me angst #obey me brothers #obey me replaced mc au #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me luke #Forget-Me-Not

[ahlovelightaflame]

It Simply Cannot Be! ~ *Joshua Hong*

Summary: Joshua is good and he prides himself on being good. That's why he's in the Legion of Angels. That is, until they decide he's not good anymore and cast him out. It simply cannot be!

Pairing: Kim Mingyu X G/N!Reader

Genre: Angstyish Oneshot

Word Count: 1085

Warning: Religious Trauma (but not the kind you're thinking)

Masterlist

Taglist: @samepoisonsamevine @kpop-will-kill-me

The night was quiet and the candle light flickered low. You were cleaning up the bar as per usual, making sure the glasses were clean to use tomorrow. There were still a handful of stragglers that kept mainly to themselves. Every so often, one would come up to you, pay their tab, and quietly leave. It wouldn't be long before the last of the crowd would trickle out and you'd be all alone. Not that you minded. It was about time for you to get some shut eye anyways.

At least that's what you thought when the door to the inn slammed open in a flurry of wind and feathers. Before you knew it, the tornado was at a stool before the bar, half leaning over it. You simply stared at the cyclone who was in the middle of a conversation with you.

"It simply cannot be!" He wailed. "Do you have any idea how much I worked for this? Everything I have sacrificed for them? And just like that, gone! Demoted! Banished! Cast out! As if all of my years of servitude meant nothing to them! How could this be? It simply cannot, I tell you!"

"Good evening to you, Joshua." You greet him, a small smile playing at the corners of your mouth. Your eyes are still trained on the pesky stain in the stein glass you're trying to clean.

"Are you even listening to me?" He continued with another whine.

You nod. "I am, though to you I must not seem very engaged. But I am listening to you."

He narrowed his eyes on you. "You also don't seem very sympathetic to my concerns."

You finally look up and notice that the Joshua before you does not look like he normally does. Usually he is white, gold, and glowing. But his color and light are now faded. He is gray, silver, and dull. You can already guess what happened to him without him trying to tell you. Although, you're unsure as to why he had fallen.

"The legion of angels have not been kind to you, have they?" You sigh and shake your head. "I tried to tell you that it was best to stay away from them, but you wouldn't listen. Still, are you alright? Falling is hard and very painful. I can make you something to help ease the pain."

He shook his head. "The pain has subsided a great deal. It's just a dull throb now."

"And the emotional pain?"

"I don't think it will ever go away." He whispers and you sigh once more.

Taking one of the already clean glasses, you mix a sweet and frothy concoction before passing it towards him. "Drink this. You'll need it."

"What's this?" He asked, eyeing the odd drink with suspicion and a hint of disdain.

"Just drink it. It'll soothe your body and your mind."

He carefully drinks it in one go. You softly smile and he returns it before shyly passing the glass back to you to clean.

"How much do I owe you?"

You look up at him and there's a sharp look in your eye. "Just sit there and listen to what I have to say."

He nods and you get back to finishing your cleaning. "I told you to be careful of the Legion of Angels. Now, I knew you could easily join the Legion and I'll admit, I was a little impressed with how quickly you rose through their ranks. But I know better than anyone how much harder it is to maintain your precarious position on top when there is no room for mistakes. And I know it hurts to fall. I was worried about you. I've always been worried about you. And while I knew you could do very well, I also knew it was a matter of time before something happened. The winds of change will always bring change, as much as the Legion tries to deny it. I'm just glad you didn't fall too hard."

He sighs and places his chin onto the bar. "I made a terrible mistake, haven't I?"

You shake your head. "Not at all. You made a choice, Joshua. And while it may hurt now, it will get better. Things always get better. It's a back and forth dance we all must dance while we are alive. You will get better, I promise. And the best thing is you learned while you were at it. You've grown, though it may not seem like it at the moment."

He gives you another smile. "Can I ask a personal question?"

"Of course."

"Did it feel this way when you became a disgraced God?"

You suppress your shudder with ease and pick up another glass to clean. "It hurt much worse. Angels come and go. Gods are forever. I will always carry this pain until I am once again reinstated. And then I will go through it again when I'm knocked off my pedestal once more. As I said, it's a back and forth we must go through as we live."

He nods. "I understand. But do you think the Legion will ever let me join their ranks again?"

You shrug. "Give it time. You still have some lingering effects of being an angel, and that includes the prolonged life span. Use it and continue learning. Perhaps you'll rejoin them or perhaps you'll find a new calling. Only you can make that decision, not anyone else."

With a much more confident smile, he sits up. "Thank you. I really appreciate it."

"You're very welcome." You put the last glass away and toss your rag into a pile of laundry you will need to complete tomorrow. "Would you like to stay tonight and rest your wings, Joshua? It's on the house."

He grins. "How could I pass up an offer from a God who protects weary souls? Yes, please."

"I'll have a room done up for you. And tomorrow, I can put you in contact with the Order of Fallen Angels. They can help you navigate life now, considering that you are now half human and half angel. You're going to need a better support system than just me."

He frowns a little at your words. "But I can still come to you if I need support, right?"

You pause a little at his words before nodding. "Sure, if you would like."

"I would very much."

"Very well." You nod. "Now, shall I show you to your room, Fallen Angel Joshua?"

#Seventeen #Seventeen Fanfiction #Seventeen Oneshot #KPop #KPop Fanfiction #KPop Oneshot #Carat #Joshua Hong #Joshua Hong X Reader #Joshua Hong Fanfiction #Joshua Hong Oneshot #Joshua Hong Angst #Joshua #Joshua X Reader #Joshua Fanfiction #Joshua Oneshot #Joshua Angst #Angel #Angel AU #Fallen Angel #Fallen Angel AU #God #God AU #Oneshot #Angst #Fluff

[fourseasonscomeandgo]

Owlery.

Pairing: BLACKPINK Rosé x g!n reader.

Word Count: 800.

Genre: Fluff.

Clarification: Hogwarts AU.

I let my body slump onto the large couch. The dreary tones of the Slytherin common room caused my mind to relax, feeling increasingly sleepy.

That day had been stressful, due to my inability to brew varitaserum. I had always been a disaster at potions, the one subject I was never able to master, and thus, the only source of ridicule Jennie and Sehun had for me.

The worst part of my day was that it wasn't over yet. I would still have to spend the rest of it in the library studying for the arithmancy exam that professor Vector will take tomorrow, but which I insisted on pretending didn't exist until today.

While my head was creating and shaping more excuses in order to trick my conscience and not feel guilty for not yet having taken the initiative to study, I fell into a light sleep.

However, this did not last as long as I would have wished, because soon —or what I thought was soon— I felt my body jerk and a gentle pressure on my arm. Opening my eyes, Joohyun's features were the first thing I saw, and after sitting up and watching her expectantly for an answer, the prefect finally spoke.

"Someone left this for you" she held out a carelessly folded piece of paper to me, "but I warn you, if you do what it says on the paper, I will be the one to tell Vector why you missed her exam"

After finishing her threat, she simply left the room, leaving me behind with the clipping in my hands. I opened it to find delicate handwriting.

"The owlery tomorrow, during the exam.

–Jisoo."

I thought about it for the rest of the day and night, and couldn't find a reason why she would want to see me, let alone why she would want to see me during an exam.

Morning came and it was still a few minutes before the test was due to start. I definitely didn't know anything, so without hesitation, I succumbed to my Ravenclaw friend's wishes and headed to the west tower.

I arrived at my destination and was surprised to find that Kim wasn't there, and in her place was a girl in a Gryffindor uniform. I recognized her as one of the black haired girl's friends and also Jennie's, but I didn't know her name.

"Excuse me" I spoke a little loudly so she could hear, the sound echoing through the whole place and causing some of the birds in the place to get a little nervous and even fly away.

She turned to look at me and smiled shyly as she approached me.

"Hello"

"Hello" I returned the greeting with some confusion "did you leave the note?"

"Yes" she nodded after a few seconds of thinking "sorry for lying to you and signing as Jisoo, I was afraid you wouldn't come"

"And what exactly did I come for?"

The light haired girl didn't answer with concrete reasons that time, but she convinced me to come back the same day the following week at that hour, and since I was afraid to face professor Vector after disappearing during her exam, knowing that Joohyun probably told her why I did it, I preferred to go back to the owlery.

Time passed with me going back to that place every week to see the Gryffindor girl, who I had learned was named Chaeyoung. Eventually I ditched arithmancy class so I could spend that time with her.

One thursday I went to where I always met Chaeyoung, but when I got there I noticed she was anxious, breathing heavily and maybe even shaking.

"What's wrong?"

The question managed to escape my lips, but by sheer luck, because the moment her eyes fell on me, she walked swiftly to where I was, taking my face in her hands and kissing me unawares. Placing my hands on her waist with care and delicacy, clearly nonexistent in her, I followed the kiss. I felt her relax in my arms, eventually enjoying the situation. Until she broke away, directing her eyes, tender and full of warmth, towards mine.

"This is what I wanted when I sent you the note" she confessed almost in a whisper "I took too long to do it" her laughter echoed in my ears, provoking a feeling of joy within me.

"This is the reason why I dropped arithmancy class?" I asked with some sarcasm "It's still not enough to make up for it" I said, clearly joking.

"Oh, then how about this?" She left another kiss on my lips, but I shook my head as she pulled away, implying that it still wasn't enough "And now?" She gave me another one.

And we went on like that for as long as we could. Geez, I was really grateful I ditched that test.

—O—O—

sooo, i know i have requests, i'm working on them i swear, but i wanted to post something so you had something to read till i finish the rest, and as i seem to have the biggest rosé fanbase among my followers, here's my mini hogwarts au with her, hope you all like it<3

—ica.

#kpop imagines #kpop #blackpink imagines #rose x reader #rose imagines #rose reactions #rose blackpink #rose scenarios #blackpink rose #blackpink reactions #blackpink scenarios #blackpink

[zcorners120]

sunshine&grumpy - jak crawford

this was a request that i accidentally deleted from my inbox so i really hope the requester sees this !

jak crawford x reader MASTERLIST

synopsis; trident's newest talent catches the eye of a golden retriever boy over at prema

warnings; swearing

"Y/N, you got into quali 2 comfortably yesterday, let's really push for pole." You heard your team manager speak over the radio to you as you were getting into the car.

"Yep, I'll do my best." You replied, getting comfortable and driving your car out onto the track.

The lap was smooth sailing, and you were currently the fastest on the track. Feeling confident, you knew your body was one with the car, it was perfect for you as you turned the corners with ease.

"Alright Y/N be careful, you have MP coming up behind you aggressively." The radio buzzed in your ear again, as you ignored the intel.

You were about to approach the last corner, where after you could enable DRS and easily get pole, you had it all laid out in your head. You could see from the corner of your that the MP car was getting alarmingly closer, even though you were about to turn.

"Y/N, watch out. He is directly behind you with about 3m to spare from touching you." You heard the warning again, and it was making you mad.

"Shut up, let me concentrate, I know what I'm doing." You yelled out, frustrated with the constant talking, your stubbornness showing.

Coming out from the turn and onto the straight track ahead you began to push for it, until you felt a literal push on your right rear. The fucker from MP had pushed you slightly, sending your car into a 360 turn.

Everyone in the garages watched in shock as your car span in perfect 360 turn, agape at how you kept control over the car. You were livid, and it only benefited you from there onwards. You seized perfect control and enabled DRS, allowing you to push further and get way ahead of the MP driver.

Feeling the G-Force push you back, you crossed the line with an amazing record time, as well as getting into an inschident incident with the other driver.

Shaking your closed fist in victory through the halo, you drove over to your team, jumping out of the car and cheering in celebration. You turned around to go take off your helmet and gloves, but instead being met with an adoring stare as you shake your messy, slightly sweaty hair around.

"Can I help you Crawford?" You asked, looking at him confused.

"You did really well out there, and shit you're really pretty." He hadn't realised what he said last, his face going a deep rouge as you smiled looking down.

"Thanks. Oh well you can help me, do you know where the MP garage is?" You were ready to give whoever it was a piece of your mind, for nearly ruining your perfect lap.

"Oh don't worry, I already gave Collet a talk on what I thought he was." He bragged slightly, defending you as he watched your face turn sour.

"Aaand why did you do that? I don't recalling asking you." Dragging out your words, slightly mad that he took your pleasure of yelling at someone.

"Defending your beautiful honour, and making the world a better place without negative arguments." He sing-sang, following you as you started walking to your room.

"Jesus, you're way too happy in today's modern world." You muttered under your breath, seeing that he caught up to you.

"Who wouldn't be happy when we're already considered the cutest couple on the grid?" He grinned, slinging an arm around your shoulders.

"Just ask me out already, and stop with the couple stuff. It's slightly worrying." You deadpanned to him, watching as he started blushing again.

"Oh uhm, yeah course. Drinks tonight?" You smiled as you watched him slightly stutter over his words.

"There you go, not so hard hm? Text me the details." You tapped your hand on his shoulder before disappearing into your room to get changed.

Little did anyone know, was that both of you had separated with big grins on your faces thinking about tonight.

#jak crawford #fanfic #f1 fandom #imagines #f3 #formula 3 #prema #f3 one shot #f3 x y/n #f3 x you #f3 x reader #f3edit #jak crawford x you #jak crawford x reader #jak crawford x y/n #jak crawford fluff

[theflyingfeeling]

Ending the year with Blind Channel + a bunch of some lovely people, aka not-a-concert-report from the Helsinki ice hall show (29.12.) and Tampere Pakkahuone (30.12.)

(let me know if any of you want your (@)mention removed from this post 🖤)

Not a concert report because y'all know pretty much what happened; this is just my own diary entry about the events 😌

So, Thursday was a bit of a struggle for me personally: there were some surprise changes regarding my train trip to Helsinki that gave me a good ol' spook the first thing I woke up, plus I had a killer headache for most of the day...

...and on top of that I fell! 🙈 We were already inside the venue and on our way to take our spots on the floor. Naturally there were all sorts of electric chords going across the floor, but thankfully they were covered so that people walking normally and minding their step wouldn't stumble all over them 🙏👍👌

Needless to say I wasn't one of them, however 🙃 I wasn't running, I was just walking quite fast, and I totally wasn't watching where I was going, and so I tripped and ended up on the floor and had super minor injuries on my hand and knee (thanks @matelas for the pink bandaid 💗)

My fall wasn't quite as dramatic as Porko's though, gosh what a show-off, can't even fall on his pretty little ass without pyros blowing off 🙄🔥

We weren't super close to the stage, but close enough to see what was happening with our bare eyes, and definitely closer than I dared to imagine in advance! 🤩

The surprise Robin was one of the highlights of the gig, that was truly something straight ouf of fanfiction 😆 I mean, imagine being such good friends with your ex that you ask them to be a special guest in your special show with your new bf's band :')

And the money shooting in the air was a m a z i n g 😂💞💸 sadly I didn't catch one, but @thisisntaparty was terribly kind and gave me one afterwards as a keepsake 🥰 I've put it on the Place of High Honour™ (the fridge door)

(let's not talk about how the setlist was a teeeeeeeeeny tiny disappointment (to me personally at least; I was totally excpecting to hear SLB and many other songs they KNOW are fan favourites 😔), and I feel like the show itself wasn't as special I was expecting it to be 🤔 I mean, of course having Robin fucking Packalén there took us all by surprise etc. but somehow I expected more, especially because the setlist was exactly the same the next day in Tampere (and maybe the cruise show setlist was similar as well?). For example, Dark Side being the ONLY encore song wasn't how I had imagined them to end their biggest headline gig to date)

But, speaking of Tampere, HOLY FUCKING SHIT 😭😭😭😭😭 It was incredible, and not least because we were on 3rd row with a direct view to Olli 😵 @matelas and I competely lost it when he first appeared in front of us, in all his sinful beauty ✨

I had never been this close to Olli's side before, so it was amazing to see his happy face during the songs 😭 You can really see from his whole presence how much he enjoys playing shows, I wanted to ruffle his hair too like Niko did during Glory For The Greedy 🥺

And Aleksi was really enjoying himself as well, it was cool to see him up close too when he came to stand on Olli's platform a few times 🥰 I feel like our eyes met very briefly near the end 💖

Niko did the eeeeeeeeyo thingie, as he always does, and we did the longest eeeeeeeeeeeyo known to mankind back at him, in fact I think you can still hear it echoing inside Pakkahuone! 😌

In both shows (and also in general) my favourite songs to hear live are Don't Fix Me, We Are No Saints, and Balboa; I had so much fun boundcing and partying to those songs 💃 I had made a conscious decision to not film too many videos during either gig, because I truly wanted to take it all in and enjoy the shows to the fullest, but at the same time I wish I had taken just a few more, because watching the videos and sort of getting to re-live the whole thing all over again is so much fun 🖤

Great fun was also had at the very informal, extremely small-scale, and otherwise perfectly wonderful BC tumblr gathering we had after the ice hall show in a bar downton Helsinki, and in the Gathering 2.0 after the Tampere show!! 🥰 You guyyyyyyssssss, both hangouts were filled with laughter and kindness and soft feelings and I was so happy 🥺😭💕

(I DIDN'T CRY, but if I did, it was because @himmelno44 made me!! 😭)

Thanks to BC and their superb energy and songs I probably would have had a great time even if I had gone to the shows all alone, but I gotta tell ya, spending time with such lovely people made it so much better and I had the most fun I've had in a long time 🥺

Special thank yous go to my queuing buddies @ladysorbus and @matelas without whom I would've frozen my ass off and died of boredom while waiting for showtime both days (I'll have you know Envy and I acted so incredibly mature the entire time and totally did not annoy the heck out of @ladysorbus and each other 🥰💞)

Thank you to my BC tumblr meet organizer buddy @sinking-into-mist (the meet was succesful and no one passed out due to anxiety, look at us!! 🎉) and my darling dearest sweetest most loveliest @himmelno44 I miss you so terribly much already and I'm counting the days until we see again, no matter how many there'll be 😭

Thank you to @thisisntaparty (keeping the door open for Stockholm shall we 👀) @mil-peri @madeofbrokenstuff @gingervivilou and @into-the-hell for hanging out, it was so nice meeting you and I'm up for getting together with any of you sweet people any time! <3

And thank you to everyone else I met a little more briefly (but not too briefly to get a hug 🥰), it was great to see you all, mwah mwah mwah 💋

And now the emotional part:

This year's been a bit rough for me personally for various reasons, as there has been a couple of changes that I'm still trying to get used to (+ the always-present feelings of loneliness and inadequacy), but Blind Channel has been this one consistent element in my life this year, something I have been able to escape to when things in my personal life have started hurting too much. Their music and all the content on the side (from the guys themselves as well as fan-made) are one thing, but equally important to me are all the amazing people I have met (in person and online!) and the incredible memories we have made together that have given me endless joy throughout the year 🥺 There have been many, many days when I have felt so incredibly sad and lonely and desperate and the thought of being happy has seemed downright impossible, but during the last two days I have laughed so much and felt such joy that I don't really know how to put it into words 😭 I just want to thank everyone who was part of it, and of course I hope to one day be able to meet Blind Channel in person again too and thank them, for giving me so much more than just the music 🖤

To anyone reading this, thinking I'm crying my eyes out all alone in my apartment, having to continue living my sad, boring life not knowing when I'll see Blind Channel and some of the lovely peeps mentioned above again: I am crying my eyes out, but I want you to know I'm also crying happy tears because of how grateful I am for all these memories, and also that I'm happy to sleep in my own bed tonight and to be eating cauliflower soup and having some fun snacks while watching hockey later, so life's not all bad I guess, even if I have a small wound on my right hand and a bruise the size of Niko's balls on my left knee :')

(last night I was actually so happy that I had forgotten all about the falling as well as the hassle with the train 🥰)

#blind channel #tw flashing #ok to reblog if you don't mind having my emotional rambling on your blog 🙈 #not me singing on the video btw #(...i think? 🤣) #happy new year everybody! may there be many BC concerts to attend and fun times to be had in 2023 for all of us <3 #my next live gig will be lost society next month 🤘🖤 #btw i may have a new year's themed shitpost coming up later tonight (if I get around to making it) 😏🎆 #my concert #gig reports by theflyingfeeling

[imarriedkeqing]

T. Giyuu NSFW alphabet.

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reposted and slightly edited from my wattpad

hope y'all ussys throbbing /hj

srry for grammar mistakes

warnings: my humor istg, mention of threesome, slight fingering?, mention of pregnancy, breeding,

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

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Giyuu would probably help you clean up and probably forget about himself. unless you remind him of course

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B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

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>his

I feel like his favorite part would be his fingers. The way he can make you feel good with them is just.

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>yours

Your face. That sound a bit clingy but hear me out. The reason his favorite part is your face is because he can see how much pleasure your feeling.

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C = Cum (Anything to do with cum)

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2 things

1. On ur stomach or back.

2. Inside of you (he'll need your permission first.)

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D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

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He wouldn't admit it but he was close to have jealous sex with you because of obanai.

(who knows maybe because obanai "flirted" with you he would want a threesome with you, him and obanai)

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E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

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No. If this man has "no friends" how he is gonna have sex then. But I say something he may or may not read some perverted books about female anatomy.

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F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

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Missionary. This man is 50% vanilla you cannot tell me otherwise.

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G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

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100% serious. He's not the type to fool around.

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H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

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Giyuu probably shaves a lot. but if he didn't do it as much it would match his dark blue-ish hair.

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I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

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most definitely romantic! He would want the mood to fit the vibe.

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J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

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Giyuu is a pillar afterall, he gets the hardest missions out of all the ranks (I think) so if hes at one of the wisteria estates and once he gets privacy he wouldn't mind.

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K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

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Well I did say he was 50% vanilla so here's where the rest of the 50% is.

1. Definitely has a breeding kink, after the battle with muzan and the uppermoons is over he would want to have a tiny human waddling around the house.

2. hair pulling kink.

If you ever wanna get him in the mood plop on his lap and pull his hair.

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L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

°

his bedroom or the wisteria estate.

he's fr a private quiet man I don't see him being too risky.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

sitting on his lap while having a intense make out session.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

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degrade you or hurt you in any way shape or form or having sex in pure public.

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O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

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both. He is all about you having pleasure but if you want him to receive the same pleasure you got, go ahead he won't complain.

•

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Depends. If you want to have just regular soft vanilla sex, he'll go slow and sensual. However if you do make him jealous, he will be quiet rough.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

He would only want to do one if you teased him a bit.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

If you wanna try out a kink or something it depends on it.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

I'm thinking at least 4 rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

I don't think he would own any. He only wants you cum by his cock or his fingers.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Again. If you get him jealous he'll tease the living he'll out of you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

If he's in charge he's only quiet a little but once he's near his high you'll hear some sounds of pleasure from him.

But if YOUR in charge I feel like he would most definitely be so whiny.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

Idk rlly have any lol

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

9 and a half inches.

as tumblr once said. Quiet men have the biggest d

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

medium, not that high.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

After you and hopefully him as well is cleaned up, you two will have the most heartwarming tooth rotting cuddle session.

#giyuu smut #giyu x reader #giyuu x reader #giyuu x you #giyu x you #giyu x y/n #giyuu x y/n #tomioka giyu x reader #kny x reader #kny smut #kny x reader smut #kimetsu no yaiba

[lgwifey]

JEALOUSY PART TWO

90s!damon albarn x fem!reader

Summary : After the Brits, y/n finds herself bumping into Liam, an unpleasant conversation leading to awkward news articles.

Warning : use of 'f*g' once, not proof read

MASTERLIST

PART ONE

1995

Y/n directed herself through the smoke filled bar. Her shoes stuck to the wooden floors that seemed to have had an entire larger factory's monthly exports thrown onto them and her body was shuffled carelessly through the hot and sweaty crowds.

It wasn't this busy usually, one of the reasons it was one of her favourate drinking places. The lack of popularity of the dingy pub meant that she could go out with Damon without masses of press commenting on their every move. Unfortunatly, she'd forgotten that there was a rugby match on tonight and therefore the place was filled to the brim with what could only be described as 'the classic english man whose probably called Gary or something like that' and dolled up women, most of who she was contemplating asking where they got their shoes, dresses, earings etc. from.

When she'd finally found herself a table, she was sure Damon and Graham would be done ordering. There weren't that many of them out tonight; just her, Damon, Graham and Alex seeing how Dave had stayed at home to spend time with his wife.

A few minutes past and y/n had the pacience of a toddler so she stood up on the semi-circular booths seat and tryed to spot Damon or Graham within the ridiculous amount of people. Alex had nipped into the toilets with some bird he'd found outside so there was little chance of him coming back very soon.

"Com'on babe, where are you ?"

She muttered under her breath as she glanced around the room. She wasn't good at being by herself so this wasn't the most ideal situation for her. Her lip was starting to be bit, her nails digging into her now scarred palm. Soon y/n found herself tapping her long, y/f/c varnished nails on the circular dark oak table. Why the lads where taking so long, she didn't understand.

It got to a point where she felt like just leaving and going home. She couldn't stand being in the low-cut shirt and miniskirt whilst being completely sober, she needed a burn down her throught. She hadn't thought when she was getting dressed that she'd be left this long with her mind. The short, half pleated blue demin skirt was showing off the vast majority of her legs, the original thought of 'this is so cute' now having become 'what if people think my legs are too big ?'. Her long sleeved top was showing off nearly everything, the thin material letting the texture of her bra be seen easily even under the dimed lights. Now her thoughts where racing around like NASCARS and she felt a strong urgh to go home and cry in fluffy pyjamas whilst watching 10 Things I Hate About You.

"Funny seeing you here ."

As if the night couldn't get any worse !

Y/n tilted her to the left slightly finding the owner of the manc accent. She gave a roll of her eyes, her attitude clearly not being read by the over confident man seeing how he moved himself into the booth.

"Hi Liam."

Her teeth gritted together. It seemed that the Oasis singer had been following her everywhere the past few weeks after the Brits. She'd been considering getting a restraint order, but thought that might've been a tad bit too over the top.

Not only had he came into the booth, but he'd sat down about 30cm away from her, parka coated arm flung over the top of the chair and resting a finger-touch away from her shoulder.

"So, how’s the fag ?"

She turned and glared at him. Not only was he straight up insulting her boyfriend, but he was using slurs as well.

"I don't know Liam, how are you ?"

Y/n expected him to get wound up by her comment, what he did was on the very contary though. He just gave a smile, very un-liam.

"Damon's just getting me a drink and he'll be back soon so I suggest you hurry along, wouldn't want to cause trouble."

Liam shuffled closer to the uncomfortable woman, biting his lip hard and letting his eyes drop past her face.

" Y'ur so fuckin' sexy when you use that accent."

She gave him an obscured look. Her accent was normal according to her, a perfectly normal Whitechappel accent.

"Okay ! I'm going now."

Her hands flew up in a fluster when he went to rest his arm on her shoulder, jumping up and quickly exiting the booth, walking in the direction back to the bar through the crowd of sports fans. As she was walking out, she met up with Damon who was stood in the doorway.

"Dames I've been waiting down there for ages, why where you taking so long ?"

The blonde gave her a confused look.

"I thought you said to meet you at the end of the bar, I thought you just went to the toilets do we where waiting here for you."

"Urgh, forget it."

She rolled over the mistake, it was deafeningly loud and even with accustumed hearing due to concert, anyone can make mistakes.

Y/n was holding onto her goosebumped arms, a few fingers with rings hitting the lights from much further into the room and bouncing it off into a stranger's eyes.

"Could we just leave please. I just wanna go home right now."

Damon had agreed to leave without any pursuation needed. All he could see was that his girlfriend was uncomfortable and wanted to leave, he doesn't like y/n feeling that he controls her in anyway so leaving after one drink was the go to decision for him.

The next morning they had both woken up like they normally would. Neither had to deal with a hangover so the day went along usual.

Y/n had almost forgotten about yesterdays bump in with Liam, arising from her bed with a whine directed to the sun pokeing through the blinds.

If waking up to being blinded wasn't perfect enough, the landline started blaring rings across the rooms. Damon, being Damon, was still dead to the world. He somehow always managed to sleep through everything, often dropping off half-way through award shows and leaving y/n having to deal with people by herself, Gray and Alex being very little help seeing how they where usually hammered by the time the half time performance started.

"Hello ?"

Her voice held a harsh tone to it accidentally.

"Y/n, lovely to see you hunny."

The woman became less agitated when Hazel's voice came through the telephone.

"Damon isn't there is he? I just need to speak to him for a moment."

"Yeah 'course, one sec Hazel."

Y/n dropped the phone, leaving it hanging against the wall.

She ran back to the master bedroom, jumping onto the bed, subquency rocking the body awake.

She straddled over his waist, pecking him on the lips slightly before talking to him, lips still against his.

"Wakey wakey hunny bun."

He gave a groan at the cringe that just came out of his girlfriend's mouth, eyes fluttering open slightly.

"Lemme sleep."

He rolled over onto his side, knocking y/n off and onto the crumpled bedsheets.

"Dames, your mum's on the phone in the kitchen."

"What does she want ?"

"Not a clue,"

She pecked his cheek before jumping off of the bed and exiting the room.

"Get up."

Damon soon followed after y/n, having eventually worked up enough energy to move from under the plush covers.

Whilst he slouched tired against the counter whilst y/n leaned over and tryed to hear the conversation.

"Hiya mum... yeah, yeah it's nice to talk to you again too..."

He turned and widened his eyes in y/n's direction, causing a small giggle to bubble from her because of his over-dramatic agony from talking to Hazel.

She watched as his facial expressions slowly dropped, his face becoming numb. After a few seconds he gave a little hum and ended the call.

"No... thanks for telling me mum... yeah love you too. Bye."

Damon didn't say anything useful when he'd hung up, just grabbing his coat and sliding a pair of adidas on before leaving the flat in a rush. He didn't leave her anytime to question his where he was going or what his mum had said which had made him need to leave so quickly, only muttering a stern 'stay here y/n/n.'

As he opened the front door, a outragous amout of cameras where send flashing manic, causing y/n to jump back in shock.

Damon arrived back at home around half an hour later, a look of fury plastered on his face. His baby blue eyes where suddenly replaced with a dark tone and his brow had lines dinted in the middle of them.

Y/n noticed that in his hand held a copy of four different newspapers.

"What's going on Dames ?"

His eyes jumped up, almost as if he'd forgotten she was actually there in the room. The blonde scratched the back of his neck, teeth gritted and eyes clentched shut like he was begging for everything to just stop it's existance.

"Damon !"

"Gray got in a fight s'all."

She rolled her eyes, jumping up off of the couch where she was watching a recorded episode of Red Dwarf and ripping one of the newspapers out of his hand.

Right there, blasted front page was a murky photo of y/n sat down in the booth from the bar in yesterday night's outfit with Liam Gallagher's arm flung over chair back, above her shoulder.

She felt the heat fall to her face and tears start to work their way into her eyes.

The press always did this ! Since Liam had made everyone known of his little crush, which was probably just apart of his tiff with Damon, known to the world, she'd no longer been viewed by the tabloids as an actual real life human being. No, according to all of them she was just some toy to chuck about and cause drama with. She was constantly labled as a groupie who was only with Damon to get to one of his friends and anytime she was even caught speaking to a guy it was pictured and sold off to the highest bidder to corrupt into a heartless gossip article.

She suddenly jumped to speaking a hundred miles and hour.

"You're not angry with me right ? I didn't do anything, I didn't want him to talk to me !"

She burst into tears, both ones of anger, for the press and Liam, and ones of pain, she didn't want Damon to be mad at her.

Damon's eyes softened.

"No, why would I be angry with you ?"

Y/n waved a hand at the picture smacked slap bang center of all four paper's front page.

"Oh love, I could never be angry at you, especially not for being forced into a situation like that."

He pulled her in to a squashing hug, hoping she wouldn't be able to hear his mumbled words whilst she was smothered.

"Gallagher on the other hand, "

#damon albarn fluff #damon albarn x reader #graham coxon #liam gallagher #oasis #blur #90s #alex james #damon albarn #fem!reader #britpop #damon albarn x fem!reader

[mooncakesofpan]

Metal and Flowers

Gareth Emerson x Gn!Reader

Summary: Singer of Cards Read Dead find themself back in Hawkins to finish high school off the road much to their dismay, maybe Gareth didn’t expect them to recognize him from the past.

A/n: depending on if people like this i might write another part 

Warnings: strong language, fluff, Gareth collects every magazine the reader has been in, they/ them pronouns 

Word Count: 1.5K

Stranger things Masterlist | Main Masterlist 

DO NOT STEAL MY WORK

The news that the lead singer of the Cards Read Death was going to be going on a hiatus spread very quickly threw the music world and it defiantly hit Hawkins where word quickly spread that the “satanic” music that the devil-worshiping lead singer Lunar would be in town. Having to drop your stage name for a while would be something oud have to get used to again.

You had more expected to go to class without a hitch but it seemed the guidance counselor had other plans in hoping to not have you cause trouble around school like simply on your way to class. your Rockstar image of you that led you to get in trouble occasionally seemed to follow you back to town.

the short older lady also felt the need to comment on the metal in your nose lips and eyebrows.

“You know hun all those pretty little piercings aren't a part of the dress code we only permit one piercing in the ear just for future reference”

you didn't care nor did you plan to take your piercings out.

 “Anyway dear let's get you your schedule and maps and let's get you to class.”

she walked you to your first class which was history and the teacher started talking to the short chubby lady

“This is one of your new students I recommend putting them in a spot you can keep your eye on them,” she attempted to whisper. 

You were told to sit behind this curly-haired boy in a red flannel cutoff decorated with pins.

The teacher was already 20 mins into whatever lesson they were doing, which led you to tap on the brown-haired boy in front of you. He looked back and at that moment you froze, and it seemed so did he. you had recognized him from a concert a year ago in Indianapolis. he was close to the stage and had managed to hand you a flower. It had warmed your heart. So of course, you remembered it. He was also frozen cause you had been sitting right behind him something he could never dream of, you the lead singer lunar was behind him tapping his shoulder asking him for something.

you were defiantly quicker to snap yourself out of your train of thought than him. 

“Uh hi I'm new do you think I could use your notes like after class or something,” you tried to ask.

The blue-eyed boy stared at you with a blank face. Making you wave your hand in front of his face slightly.

“Hello, you there? Earth to pretty boy,”

“Oh uh yeah defiantl-, you can uh definitely use my notes,” the words flew out his mouth in a jumble making you chuckle

“Thanks I guess we can talk after class right,” he nodded in response and turned forward Gareth's face was as bright as his cut-off as he tried to sort out what just happened in his head

‘Lunar aka Y/n just asked to use my notes and sits behind me in history class.’

 The thought echoed in his mind endlessly. When the end of history came you stood in front of his desk.

“Okay so I kinda have to go do stuff during lunch so maybe I can come to your place or you can come to mine and I can copy your notes then,” you said hands on your messenger bag covered in pins and patches.

“Oh uh yeah uh we could maybe drive to my place later if you don't have a problem with that, o-f, of course, you can say no I wouldn't wanna like be pressuring-”

“no no it's fine I'm y/n and your” you drag the end of your on waiting for a response 

 “G-Gareth my names Gareth,” he stumbled over his words.

You smiled “Gareth nice, well see you around pretty boy” 

And with that, you left the room Gareth could barely process what happened. the number of butterflies in his stomach almost made him throw up.

He noticed you in his math class as well.

Lunch came around and you weren't lying he didn't see you during lunch but he got to his normal spot next to Eddie 

“So Lunar is in my class, well technically their name is Y/n” Gareth whisper yells to the group of nerds at the table 

Eddie almost chokes on the pretzel in his mouth ”What!?”

“Yes they're in my history class and I may or may not have agreed to swap notes after school,” Gareth said.

“Dude you've gotta introduce us,” Jeff said still in slight shock that you were in fact in Hawkins high school.

“You guys can introduce your selves I barely survived them asking for notes,” he said pointing at the group sitting down.

“So you're telling us you managed to invite them to your house after school- just like that” Pat says 

 ”Yeah more or less what you mad I got more game than you Eddie,” Gareth said feeling a bit too confident in his abilities. despite the fact, that he almost became a puddle when you called him pretty boy.

By the end of the day, the both of you were walking out of the school having shared ceramics together and having a little bit of time to talk about things between the two of you. Then the conversation came up as you were walking to Gareth's car his hands shaved in his pockets,

 ”So what brought you to Hawkins”

“Oh I'm in a band but I was doing homeschooling but my mom wanted me to finish school in an actual school but we were about to go on tour and everything so it just feels like the most important thing in my life has been put on hold,” you say grasping the strap of your shoulder bag letting out a sigh

 “But I grew up here and started performing you when a label picked up Cards Read Death so my mom still lived here while I was doing concerts and so I came back to Hawkins to finish high school,” you finish. 

Gareth nods understanding “I’m a part of a small band called corroded coffin we play at this bar on the weekends,” 

”Really? that cool I’d like to hear you guys play at some point,” you say finally getting to Gareth’s car

both of you get in and he starts to back out of the parking lot making his way to his house “I'm gonna apologize now I have 3 sisters and they can be a bit.. much,”

You slowly nod your head in response soon enough he pulls into his driveway. He turns his keys in his car to turn it off walking inside.

“Mom I'm home!” he yelled from in front of you “Me and my friend will be in my room!” he tries to get you to his room without running into his little sisters who would probably say way to much and expose his small celebrity crush on you.

“Hi, I'm  Lillian,” the little brown-haired girl said walking up to you as Gareth tried to pull you to his room.

“Hi Lillian I’m Y/n” you say crouching down to meet the girl's height 

“I’m 6!” the girl said excitedly. 

“That's so cool,” you say in an excited tone 

“Oh you in all the books GarGar Has,” the 6-year-old says

“Okay, time to go,” Gareth says pulling you up and to his room.

“GarGar that's cute,” you say chuckling as you poke his red cheek. 

Your both sitting on the floor of his surprisingly clean room. He hands you his notes looking for his history textbook.

“sorry they're not the best I'm not exactly an A+ student,” he says with a chuckle

“no, no it’s fine somethings better than nothing I just rather not fail,”

he nodded.

“so you were homeschooled what was that like,” he says legs crossed on the floor 

”Well my mom taught me when I wasn't doing concerts, and then my mom was like what about prom what about your senior year your graduation, but I guess if I hadn't been forced back to public school I probably wouldn’t have met you again”

“oh you remember that” he winced ”of course, I remember it was sweet I remember when my fans do sweet things I actually pressed the flower in a book somewhere in my room”

“Really?” his face was burning

“Yes really plus I thought you were cute and that certainly hasn't changed,” you said still copying the notes not looking up.

Gareth was a bit thankful for you not looking up it allowed him to hide his burning face better. You guys went over the history lesson from class along with just talking. Gareth was more curious about what Rockstar life was like.

“I enjoyed it my band was cool I miss Ash she's like the older sister of the band and always looked out for me, but gigs were fun. Ooo festivals were one of my favorites,”

“That sounds so fun,” he said smiling. 

you looked at the time 7:40 

“oh shit, I gotta go” you started rushing to put your stuff in your bag.

 you decided to make the first and kiss Gareth on the cheek ”see you around pretty boy,” you say as he raised his hand to the spot you kissed on his freckled cheek.

suddenly you were out the door skateboard in hand.

#gareth #gareth emerson #gareth emerson x reader #gareth the great #gareth stranger things #stranger things x reader #stranger things #stranger things fluff #stranger things fanfiction #xreader #x gn reader #x gender neutral reader #x reader

[birlwrites]

I would love to know what would be going through Evan head considering we don't see much from regulu's pov

I also just love reading about your thoughts on ttdl

OKAY so this ask arrived on august 30 which was when i posted chapter 61 so i'm going to assume you meant in that chapter - but what's going through evan's head is always fun aghslgksdhjkf

so, like, chapter 61 is a big chapter for him - there really is a moment when he's bracing to spill The Big Secret, Part 1. once regulus veers off course with the narcissa problem, he feels like he's managed to delay the inevitable - so that relief informs a lot of how much he throws himself into the Everything about the rest of the chapter. he has this chance to move on (and this chance to reaffirm how useful and On Regulus's Side he is) and he's going to take it with everything he has

but other Notable Things going through evan's head:

when regulus is like 'wouldn't people have their most important secret conversations in the gardens' evan is amused, not because regulus is half right, but because ONLY REGULUS would look at the most Romantic™ place in rosier manor and go 'ah yes. the perfect venue for war conversations. let us stroll among the roses hand in hand under the moonlight and plot our propaganda campaign'

he has such a one track mind. evan adores him

and then evan is fighting for his LIFE to avoid rambling the whole time regulus is trying to work on the roses - he needs to avoid being a distraction and it's K I L L I N G him. evan excels at being a distraction. he has so much fun being a distraction. regulus is rIGHT THERE. he is suffering. (but also he's stressed about The Big Secret and pulling this off)

and then of course regulus hands him a flawless duplication and he is a) awestruck and b) absolutely determined to carry out his part of the plan equally flawlessly. when he says "It's impressive. Thank you," that's an intentional direct mirror of what regulus says to him in the wardrobe with the truffles in chapter 43 (i think it's chapter 43?) - interpret that however you like re: evan drawing parallels between The Dumbledore Situation and this

evan is also growing increasingly offended by how little pride regulus takes in his own achievements. he and barty should start a club

as soon as they go back to the ballroom, evan is in Mission Mode, which is unfortunate for regulus, who is already missing having evan's undivided attention. the rosier-malfoy rivalry is something that brings me joy so i'm determined to work it into everything ajfslkhgkjdf. the rest of evan's rambling is calculated to make mulciber and warrington (and, to a lesser extent, amycus carrow) feel as excluded and outclassed as possible - mentioning things they're not invited to, telling mulciber outright that he's not one of them, bringing up things he wouldn't know about (alphard black yay!!!!), and so on

evan is pretty effortlessly mean when he wants to be - good thing he's on regulus's side ajflskghsjdkf

and then taking regulus back to his room to give him the rose!!! this is absolutely 100% a flirting maneuver, but it's also an attempt at speaking regulus's language - regulus always gets *him* presents

and "You're not going to crush it. It's not as delicate as it looks." is a reference on my part (not evan's) to regulus handing evan the snitch after the quidditch cup!

the rest of the chapter is evan wanting to say something but feeling like it's not the time or place. he knows regulus likes him - he's known that much for some time afjshgkdjf - but that's different from knowing what regulus wants, and he also feels like there is a substantial risk that regulus will get spooked and retreat and everything will be shitty and awkward forever. evan is constantly trying to test the waters without driving regulus away by coming on too strong. but also he just likes flustering him shgjlshdjkf

#dark lord wip #should i make an inbox tag

[bruhlsbees]

murray bauman nsfw alphabet (afab!reader)

a/n: first time doing a nsfw alphabet so please have mercy on me!! just a reminder that these are my headcannons for him - if you think some things are different than what you'd put that is okay!! <3 <3 <3

tagging: @cuethediscoandthedrinks and any other murray bauman stan <3

a = aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

i think whatever you need is what murray would give you.

for example, if you asked him to get you a glass of water, rub your feet and hold you while you fell asleep - he would do it without a second thought on it. he wants you to feel good about yourself and special, take care of you.

but if you didn't want all the intimacy, wanted to get up and leave right then and there, he wouldn't bat an eye. he'd probably mope a little on the inside to have you go, but he gets it and he's not gonna complain. this man is a giver through and through.

b = body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

murray loves the way you grip his shoulders and biceps when he fucks into you. he's not all that muscley, but it makes him feel strong when you grip onto him the way that you do - he doesn't even mind how sharp your nails tend to be when you did them into his smooth skin.

as for you, murray loves your waist. he loves grabbing at your waist and moving you around so easily that you almost feel like a rag doll in his grasp. when he fucks you from behind or has you on his lap or face he's always gripping onto you at the waist to keep you in his control.

he also really loves your legs and always takes his sweet time kissing the inside of your thighs and the back of his calves to warm you up before he fucks into your nice pussy.

c = cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

if there's one thing to know about murray, it's that when he cums, it's a lot. it's always thick and messy and gets everywhere even when he wasn't aiming in that direction.

he goes absolutely feral though when you run the tip of his dick along your lips, letting the precum coax over your lips before he fucks your throat. he also loves to cum all over your belly and onto your pretty tits.

d = dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

murray has always wanted you to give him a footjob. i think he'd totally be the type to like pretty underwear and stockings and having you feel him through his own underwear and pants with your feet would send him over his limit.

e = experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i don't think murray is very vocal about how experienced he is. he's gotten some action before, i don't think he's a virgin, but he also probably would rent the adult films from the party store or read adult books to gain knowledge on what the actual fuck he needs to be doing.

f = favorite position (this goes without saying)

either your riding him or either of you going down on each other (though he prefers it wayyy more to go down on you)

no matter what it is, he just loves being intimate and as close as he can possibly get to you. when you're riding him his arms are wrapped around you and keeping you pressed against him while he fucks himself up into you. he loves the way your hands grip onto his shoulders and your nipples brush against his lips until he's sucking on them.

but when he's going down on you, he loves the feeling of your soft thighs around his head, keeping him suffocated against your wet pussy while he's sloppily and lazily eating you out. he especially loves feeling your nails run along his scalp and pull at his hair.

g = goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

murray bauman always tries to be serious and yet every time he tries he fails miserably. his sex life is no different. i think he'd try and be serious, but either you'd crack or he would and you'd end up in a comfortable laugh until the mood was brought back to what got you there in the first place.

h = hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i think murray would keep himself pretty decently groomed down below. i don't think it's the best he could do, but it's enough for you to not have to constantly pull hair out of your mouth after going down on him.

i = intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

depending on your relationship, he's either extremely intimate or just enough to help with the mood.

i think if you're just in it for sex, he wouldn't really pull out all the niceties like the 'i love you's' and the 'you're doing so good for me, love'. he'd still praise you and tell you you're doing a great job - but it's a little more degrading.

the 'i love you's' would be more 'ngh, god you're such a bad girl' and the 'you're doing so good for me, love' would sound more like 'you can do better than that can't you'

j = jack off (masturbation headcanon)

murray is totally the type to grab a pair of your panties when he's alone and use them to get off. mainly he loves to jack off into them and make them messy as possible and then hide them at the bottom of your hamper.

k = kink (one or more of their kinks)

i think he would totally be all for submitting himself to you. he'd love to have you tie him up and tease him into overstimulation, begging you to either sit on his face or his dick so he can get his release.

l = location (favorite places to do the do)

personally, i don't see murray being big on doing it out in public in a busy area where you can get caught. but outside?? in the middle of the forest?? that he could get behind - or even in the hot tub or something i think he'd get real turned on by that.

he loves doing it wherever in at whoever's place though. in bed, on the sofa, on the kitchen counter, in the shower, hell even on the washer or dryer.

he's always wanted to try car sex though...

m = motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

murray probably isn't one who was a total ladies' man even when he was younger. i think he's always been the awkward a little stand-offish sorta guy so whenever you really make it known you're into him and what he's doing, i think it would keep him going.

he loves to feel wanted and needed and when you tell him he's doing a good job or it feels good, it's enough to keep going even if he's getting tired.

n = no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i don't see murray as the dominating type to want to hurt you - so choking and slapping you across the face probably wouldn't be in the cards (he'd like spanking though).

i think he'd also be turned away at anything to do with s*it or other bodily fluids (except for maybe good ole pis*).

o = oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he's never one to turn down receiving, but he lovessss to give oral. again, another way for him to feel wanted and praised, but he loves how good he makes you feel. he knows he's good with his tongue and how to make you cum even with just his mouth and nothing gets him harder than having you squirt and cream all over his tongue just by him eating you out.

if there's one thing murray bauman is a god at, it's giving good head.

p = pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

when it comes to eating you out, he loves to take his time. he loves building up your orgasm with slow and delicate touches and kisses to your thighs and taking his time eating you out. murray loves to listen to you beg him to go faster while your legs tremble around him.

but when he's fucking you, it's a lot rougher. not always enough to leave bruises and marks, but he knows how to fill you up and make you feel it the next day. i don't think he's always fast, i think he gets a good pace going and when he's about to cum he probably goes a little faster.

q = quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

for as much foreplay as murray likes, i don't think he'd like quickies unless he's been pent up for a while and just needs it. though, even then he doesn't ever actually fuck you. whenever it's a quickie, it's more so you giving him head, or it starting that way until he needs to cum and starts to eat you out. (this man loves to eat out what can i say)

r = risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

murray bauman is the type of guy to try anything once, but he doesn't take risks unless he needs to (aka getting caught in public).

s = stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

on average i think murray could last three rounds. if he's bricked up though i can see him going for a while. you cum more than he does to be fair, he loves to deny himself of his own orgasm until he's felt he's satisfied you enough.

t = toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

murray, personally, doesn't use toys on himself, but he loves to watch you use your own toys. he loves sitting in a chair at the end of your bed and watching you pleasure yourself while he jacks himself off.

u = unfair (how much they like to tease)

murray LOVES to tease you. he's the type to tease and tease and tease and when you're on the verge of crying he kisses your cheeks and gives you a little "awe, you only had to ask nicely. was it so hard?" as if you weren't begging so sweetly to begin with.

but he doesn't mind getting wound up himself. if you're the one in control, he loves the way his body tingles and buzzes at how worked up you get him, teasing him until his tip is bright red and leaking with precum, bobbing on its own in search of any pressure to relieve himself.

v = volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

lots of grunts and panting. when murray has sex, i think he reallyyy gets into it. he doesn't hold back from keeping quiet, if anything, knowing that the neighbors know it's him that's making you make the noises only turns him on more and makes him moan even louder.

always praising though, if it's actual cohesive words, it's all praises to you. lots of "keeping squeezing around me like that" or "am i making you feel good, princess" or even "if you keep going like that i'm going to fill your stomach up with my cum"

w = wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

i really picture sex with murray to be like any vintage 70s porn. i think he'd love having polaroids of you either completely nude or in pretty lingerie that he can look at later. and by look at i mean jack off too and end up ruining it from getting cum all over the photo.

x = x-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

murray bauman doesn't have anything spectacular, but he knows how to use it and that's what matters most.

he's probably on the average size, five to six inches hard, but has a good amount of girth that makes you still feel full when he's pumping his way into you.

probably has rounder and heavier balls, they probably sag a little and slap your chin when he fucks your throat, which only drives him even crazier, especially when the mixture of saliva and cum from your mouth dribbles out and spills onto them.

y = yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

i don't think murray bauman needs sex to survive, but he gets little bursts of a higher sex drive when he's with you. depending on how often he sees you too i think plays a part in his sex drive. if he doesn't see you all that much, he probably would take any chance he can to have sex, but if you see each other more often, i think he's satisfied enough to not always need sex.

this also probably would play in part with what his pace would be like, too.

z = zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

i think it all depends on how many rounds y'all did because if you only went a couple i think he'd stay awake afterwards to talk, maybe get a drink or two before passing out (with or without you).

though if you guys went more than what you guys usually do, and depending on if he has a drink or two in him, he'd probably pass out almost instantly, probably sometimes without pulling out all the way.

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