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mhumiston965 · 5 months
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It Serves Him Right!
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antibatsidekickgirl · 1 month
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This episode had no business being this funny
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nintendomiis · 9 months
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SML - Mr. Goodman Mii QR Code
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ricky-mortis · 2 months
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Some President Howard Goodman in celebration of Black Friday’s anniversary yesterday!
Inspired by JFK’s Official Portrait
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jimmymcgill · 11 months
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So you're his wife?
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saul-gone-man · 5 months
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droopy enjoyers rise up
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can i request nsfw saul goodman x gender neutral reader? I’m thinking the reader is his assistant or something like that. It can be a story or headcanons it’s up to you. Thanks! ❤️
gonna do hcs bc i wanted to make sure to get this done for u 😘
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you could have the most impeccable resume in the world or you could have "pwease hire me 🥺" scribbled in crayon on a mcdonald's napkin. if saul thinks you're hot, you're hired.
yes, he's going to try to make moves. yes, they're going to be cringe.
in true slippin' jimmy fashion i see him having a lot of "accidents" on the job to try to get what he wants
"oh noooo im so sorry i spilled coffee all over your brand new shirt! clumsy me :(" *ogles your chest all day*
*bumps into you while he's carrying a comically large stack of papers* "aw man! help me pick these up, will ya? gotta make sure we get these in order." *"accidentally" brushes your ass while reaching behind you*
call him a pervert/dirty old man after he tries something. he's into it.
i can see this becoming a fun dynamic where you'd tease back >:3c wearing VERY risqué outfits to work and always making sure to have one extra button undone, swaying your hips a little extra as you walk. "oopsie i dropped my pen! lemme just stick my entire ass in your face bend over and pick it up 😏"
one day you come in wearing a particularly slutty outfit and sit on his desk to discuss a case. he'd be staring up at your exposed skin for long enough that eventually he'd get fed up with the formalities and shoot you straight.
"look, kid, let's cut the bullshit. are we doing this or not?"
"doing what, mr. goodman? i have nooo idea what you're talking about."
"come on, yes you do," he'd stand up from his desk and put his hands on your hips, "walking in here dressed like that, climbing on my desk and practically giving me a lap dance? that's what we call 'leading the witness', sweetheart."
and then y'all would fuck nasty in his office during breaks 😌
he loves doing it on/at his desk. his absolute favorite is when you're bent over the top of it and he's taking you from behind.
definitely an exhibitionist. his office is soundproof but i bet he'd love to flirt with the idea of getting caught. ESPECIALLY if you're being a brat.
"oh, you wanna act up right now? maybe i should just turn on the intercom and let the good people of albuquerque hear what a whore you really are."
he will ABSOLUTELY tease you under the desk in front of clients because he likes seeing you squirm.
he's either really lovey dovey with aftercare (cuddling, smooching your face, petting your hair, telling you how good you were) or he's immediately back in business mode.
you'd be slumped over drooling on his desk with his cum leaking out of you and he just taps you on the shoulder. "hey, space cadet, when you get back down from orbit, you think you can put your pants back on? we got a line of people waiting outside."
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mossed-rocks · 1 year
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WHO DID THIS?!?!?!!!! WHO DID THIS?!?!?!
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urban-swan · 1 year
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He’s gotta get his business somehow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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spghtrbry · 16 days
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sauls goodmans
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mhumiston965 · 5 months
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This is genuinely how I think SML: Goodman’s Bad Request should have ended!
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actualfucking · 1 month
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Mr. Show with Bob & David (1997)
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techniccolor · 3 months
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god im still thinking about the brbavrai stream
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mori-ohs · 1 year
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saul-gone-man · 8 months
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[pre-BCS] jimmy mcgill, 80s grocery store edition.
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quality-street-rat · 1 year
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Unscripted Heroes
Ivan, hearing yelling from down the hall, turns on his phone camera and hurries to investigate
Ivan: Uh, what are you guys doing?
Subaru, pouting: We're playing Scrabble.
Kotetsu: It's a nightmare.
Ivan: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Nathan, observing: Not when you're playing with Barnaby and Thomas.
Karina, peeved: They put words like "ephemeral!"
Keith: And I put "dog."
Ivan: ...So why were you yelling?
Ryan, raising his hand: Oh I started throwing pieces at them.
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