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The bestest doggo doing it's best with it's bestest owner😥
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mhumiston965 · 4 months
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It Serves Him Right!
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roughridingrednecks · 4 months
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thatstruestory · 2 months
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Happy Releaseday!! 💕
Bitte teilen :)
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theshatterednotes · 1 month
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American poet Paul Goodman
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mcdazek · 1 year
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"Good"Man
I got back home from my trip to Sarasaland. And what did I find.
A hole in my ceiling!!!
From what happened, apparently. A man named Goodman was hosting a meeting.
Though with how there is now a freaking hole in my ceiling! I'm guessing it was not a normal meeting.
And what's worse. Apparently I'M Being Sued.
There was a note saying to call Mr Goodman when I got home from my trip.
I called and he said he wanted to meet me for lunch at Big Jimmy's BBQ to discuss the matters.
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Well that was a bust
Let me explain the Play by play of what happened.
After meeting up with Goodman at the Big Jimmy's BBQ.
I tried to convince him that breaking the floor would not be my fault since I only own the bottom half of the building.
I didn't want any compensation (I can just use one of the compensation checks I get to pay for my lodging repair IF my insurance didn't cover it) I just want to not be sued.
Goodman responded with
Goodman: Look at someone's going to pay for the damage.That stack of caviar studed filet mignon stuffed lobster infused turduckens broke the floor.
Garth: Wha-what was even the meeting?
Goodman: If you must know. I was closing a deal on buying a 3rd yacht club.
Garth: THIRD!!!
Goodman: Yes. Did I not make myself clear?
Garth: Yeah. But still. I don't want to insinuate it's your fault bu...
Goodman: I am not coming out of this with less money.
He said this in a cold hard voice that shook me to my core.
Goodman: Now if you excuse me I meant for a moment.
He went and left for the bathroom.
When he came back he apparently had ownership of the restaurant.
Apparently there was a little bit of a spill with some drinks.
Right before they were able to bring a wet floor sign.
Goodman slipped on it and threatened to sue.
I'm going to be honest. I think he intentionally slipped on the spill.
We needed to finish the conversation.
So after we finished eating. He told me to come with him to Thirtyacre in order to collect rent.
It was the Swatter Residence
I decided to stay back for a moment as my shoe was untied.
When I went in to see what was happening.
Goodman was shouting that if Marvin did not have his rent by tomorrow...
Goodman:...I WILL HOT GLUE YOUR BUTT TO A HOT AIR BALLOON THAT SAYS" MARVIN IS A FLYING ARSE WHO CANT AFFORD HIS HOUSE PAYMENT" AND FLY IT FROM CASTLE TOWN AND ALL THE WAY AROUND THE CONTINENT OF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM.
Marvin [groveling]: Oh. Okay Goodman. [Silently Cries].
Garth: [Softly/in shock] What the Underwhere?
Goodman: I better have my house payment by tomorrow. Or you'll be seen by everyone in the Kingdom from the bottom of a hot air balloon's basket! Now I have to get going.
Back in the car. I tried to talk to Goodman about the cruel and unusual punishment for the Swatters patriarch. Bring up both how it was undeserving and the money used for the punishment were probably be greater than the amount Marvin would probably pay him.
Apparently.
It was an empty threat.
He doesn't actually plan on doing that.
He intentionally gives Marvin such debts due to the reaction and fear.
It's like a joke to him.
He ended up driving me to his bank.
A tall building in Volcana. Near the bridge from the Mushroom Kingdom to Da'rkLand.
Before we entered the building. A homeless man asked us for change.
I give him about a dozen coins and a directory to a homeless shelter.
In contrast
Goodman yelled "EW. POOR!!!"
And then he actually proceeded to kick him over and pick up the coins I gave him.
We entered the elevator.
He began yammering on his cell phone.
Something about a suit made from an elephant butt.
At that point I had enough.
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@shootysturs / @poyo-shooty-art drew this piece of art work.
"MR GOODMAN"
I took a big step and pointed at him
From what I've seen today. You are an awful person!
You enjoy taking things unfairly and humiliating people!
You're unwilling to admit your own faults!
You're sadistic, money hungry and cruel!
Frankly I don't know how you got so rich!
I... I... I...
I can't wait for your redemption!
I can't wait for you to realize how bad of a person you are!
I want you to try and make up for your faults!
I want you to admit to Marvin that all your threats are empty threats you're going to be more lenient with your payment collection!
I can't wait for you to give back any ill gotten properties and such!
I hope you put so much good into the world that it negates all the bad that you ever did and ever will do!
I can't even call you Goodman anymore because that's a lie! You're just an awful person!
But I will say this!
I can't wait for your redemption!
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When I finish explain to him why he is not a good person. I ended up noticing that he was sort of in a... Daze. I think that's what you would call it.
I couldn't really talk to him anymore since he was non-verbally communicating and and probably in shock.
I ended up just going home after writing him a note saying that I'll try and work something out with the funds.
I ended up going home and trying to patch up the hole my self.
It went about as poor as you would expect.
I realized it was a lost cause and decided just to go to bed.
In the morning I had a surprise though.
I heard a knocking on the door and saw a construction team with a messenger beside them.
Apparently Goodman had paid for house repairs in addition to dropping the charges.
Apparently the messenger actually had some other messages to deliver, something about Big Jimmy's BBQ Being turned back to him and Marvin's house payment being delayed.
I think Goodman's actually making up for his mistakes and trying to better himself.
Maybe some of what I said sticked.
Garth Jacobs signing off.
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madmanjive · 1 year
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Luigi’s Relationships: ❤️ Healthy to Toxic ☣️
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crystalavengerva · 1 year
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phroexx · 10 months
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How awful were the police that they all threatened to quit if the challenger got elected and everyone said, "you do you, we're voting for him" anyway?
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ladyvenerasims · 11 months
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Сегодня продолжения стрима по Алан Вейку 
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mhumiston965 · 4 months
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This is genuinely how I think SML: Goodman’s Bad Request should have ended!
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roughridingrednecks · 9 months
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shakespearenews · 11 months
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I personally was exploding with ambition and size. I’d outgrown the Wisdom Bridge, with productions like Hamlet and Mother Courage and Her Children. So I had a vision for the Goodman that was rather grandiose in terms of big Brecht productions, large Shakespeare—I felt that the classic work hadn’t really been investigated. Of course, those productions were all very expensive to do, and I needed to know from the board of directors that they were going to support the vision I was bringing, at a time when the theatre was facing a multimillion-dollar deficit and they were looking at a much more conservative direction.
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hvactrustca · 1 year
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