elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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already there. i'm doing my part 🫡
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When we’re new to adulthood, it doesn’t immediately occur to all of us that you’re almost always allowed to leave a situation, because growing up we’re forced to stay in situations until someone dismisses us and/or takes us home, or if we do leave on our own accord there’s someone waiting at home to say “we don’t quit in this family!” Boring party? You can leave. You don’t like the lecture? You can walk out. New doctor not working out? You can end the appointment, you don’t need to wait for them to dismiss you. Bad date? You can just go home. Leaving a situation prematurely might have consequences, but unless you’re under arrest or serving prison time, it’s pretty much always allowed.
–commenter Allison @ askamanager
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Mr white can you give me a penny so I can use the penny presser
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which is definitely not an omen
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"I couldn't be more disappointed with Gaby-Ann, she sewed rainbow sequins on the girls' costumes when we all agreed that they didn't fit with the subject matter of the choreography. Next time, we know who we can't trust."
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his name was actually Mr. Twitter before he was bought by Elon Musk
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Definitely one of the Top Images of all time I gotta say
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if you're wondering why THIS tiktok ban bill made it through the senate unlike last time...
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No we’re not mutuals I’m in an unrequited following with them
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