#motherfucker i saved your life

[thecanadianowl]

Like yeah, in terms of romance options goes, Louis/Violet are much better but he just seems like your average edgy teen that just wants to do what he thinks is right.

#and given who his father is i am not surprised he acts the way he does #though i will say gabe exposing the fact that i chose to kill Conrad was a dick move #motherfucker i saved your life #gabe garcia #twdg #twdg season 3 #telltale the walking dead #twd a new frontier

[unloneliest]

the problem of the matter is i did internalize so much of what ex friend believed about me. even though i knew he was wrong and knew what was happening and tried to stop it and if i took more action to stop it would have been abusing power i held in a way i couldn't live with myself for.

#A BAD PERSON TRYING TO RUIN YOUR LIFE WOULD'VE GOTTEN YOU FIRED AND EVICTED IN WINTER IN ALASKA YOU MOTHERFUCKER. WHICH I DID NOT DO #he was renting a room from my dad. for cheaper than he wouldve been able to find anywhere else. his brother was too #his brother didn't pay rent for over 6 months and my dad just forgave him the debt because my dad knew how much of a difference it wouldve #made when he was that age. and i had told him ex friend was family to me & my dad applied that to the brother too. bc he is a good person. #and one of the strongest parts of my support system. and i didn't say a word to him about what was happening until i knew he already had a #plan for when he would be ending ex friend's lease. so there would be no subconscious impact on ex friend's housing either #mgmt at work straight up asked me if i thought ex friend should be fired immediately multiple times and i'm in retrospect livid they put me #in that position but told them to go by the strike system in the employee handbook and to follow policy that ex friend knew perfectly. that #it couldn't be on me as acting assistant manager to choose #and after 10 months of workplace harassment i got a different job to save my life. ex friend didn't get fired. #he did saw trap shit to my brain!!!!!! jesus christ #he moved cross country to live with his long time gf he called his wife despite never having met irl. to a way more conservative state. #despite being gay. and she left him this summer lol #hadn't checked his twitter in over a year when it got pulled up frm an old link and i saw that. and when he was already at a low point too #me voice. oh no who could've seen this coming. from how you behave in every relationship in your life #may delete this in the morning. but i have to talk about it sometimes #i'm never reaching out for closure both bc he wouldn't give me any and because i know it would trigger him and i don't intentionally trigge #people. unlike him :) #vampire pit #like. i have to talk about it sometimes. i have to talk about it. #jam posts

[iampikachuhearmeroar]

nothing sucks more than being made to apply for the 20 jobs/100 points a month for centrelink and they STILL havent paid you for the last month. and also pretending to do applications for jobs that you know you wont get.... bc still, after your past year's job experience, NO ONE wants to hire you. fucking hate job hunting man.

#life #about me #shut up ilona #ilona's job hunting thoughts and woes lol #ilona's work dilemmas #ilona's work thoughts #besides the point that i keep getting told to apply for disability job program instead and claim it's my anxiety that makes me need it #except i need a psychologist and my doctor to vouch for me #but at least i dont have to physically go into a job provider office anymore and get dismissed after a 2 min meeting... #.... all to be told that i should PAY FOR MY OWN xero or myob course instead of them paying for it for me.... which they should actually do #but bro it's $800 that i dont have on jobseeker FUCKING PAY IT FOR ME #but you have savings yeah?? well yes but thats not your business and im not going to use those.... bc now i have to use them for my car #and also the main reason i want my backpay after not applying for JS for 6 months is bc my car rego is due 2 days before my birthday.... #....and it $519.60 so PAY ME CENTRELINK FOR FUCKS SAKE #and also ive only applied for 34 jobs over the last 6 months and kept vouching that at least one of them would instantly hire me #bc i had one year's recent experience which is obvs what my old boss fucked up for me with being my referee for that disability admin posit #*position..... or one of you dumb motherfuckers putting out useless job ads hire me for fucks sake it's not that fucking hard y'know what i

[todayisafridaynight]

i want to share my silly little masato and aoki drawing i made on paper but im terrified of sharing my art to strangers bcz its not that good and im afraid ill get ultimately slandered LMAO

when youre scared of being criticized for a drawing but still want to share it its best to do what i do and throw it on the internet and then dodge the website for the rest of the day :)

#snap chats #over time you just. stop giving a shit and post and proceed LMAO BUT tbf ive been doing this for years so easier said than done #but i mean lifes too short to care about what other people say right #if you really wanna share something just share it #there's a thing in psychology known as the imaginary audience and it's when we're harsher on our image for no real reason #like of course we want to impress our peers and yk. be cool to them #but at the same time and as a result we heavily criticize everything we do if it's not 'perfect' #honestly a phrase that's saved me a lot is 'if theres no problem theres no worry' #like if theres nothing wrong going right now dont act as though youre in the thick of it yk #idk i cant make you post what you want but i guess over the years i get sad seeing people say they wanna share something #but ultimately get scared of doing it even though i know they can make something phenomenal #and yk. i just wanna see that and i wanna see people be enthusiastic about things they love #thats why i do art anyway- its because i get to be enthusiastic and share my passion with people #idk im rambling and this is preachy #tl;dr share it motherfucker 🔫 thats the tone we're all used to from me LMAO

[fictional-worlds-are-exquisite]

“You helped her. But that doesn’t mean she owes you her love.”

GET HIS ASS GERALT, YOU’RE SO RIGHT

#fuck guillaume tbh #the witcher 3 #tw3 #nah cause like #he asked for help and I was like ok dude ... sounds like you have good intentions even if you’re an idiot so I’ll help #then i do as he asks and go after Vivienne and she’s like please keep it a secret #so I DO #because it’s HER business #AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LIKE I DESERVE TO KNOW. ITS MY RIGHT. TELL ME #NO YOU LITTLE BITCH. IM NOT TELLING YOU SHIT. YOURE NOT OWED ANYTHING. #then i fucking tell the bitch this at the end and he’s like huh...your advice sucks #bro catch me in a dark alleyway I’ll kill your ass straight up LEAVE HER ALONE #SHES NOT INTERESTED #I DONT CARE IF YOU SAVED HER ENTIRE FAMILY’S LIFE. SHE STILL WOULDNT OWE YOU HER LOVE #motherfucker sounding entitled to love sounds like my fucking ex. go die

[myownprivatcidaho]

okok a dear dear friend who happens to be a mutual friend with The Guy jus invited me to his birthday party on july 3 and idk if Hes gonna be there but if He is. :|

#btw im still gonna be masking up the majority of the time and keeping distance #dont think ive dropped my self righteous friendship destroying BUT life saving schtick yet motherfuckers . 🔫 #anyways this friend is SUPER fun i love him lots #he invited by messaging saying that #'[his name] has passed and youre invited to his bday larty on the third. he wouldve wanted to be surrounded by everyone he knew so pls pull #up to be fed and have a good time' 😭 #this guys the best fr ;-; #anyways looking forward to it regardless cause hes SUCH a great dude. call him a mushroon cuz hes a FUNGI #hahahahahahahahagh #but. yeah if ******* is there its probably gna be. :| #inch resting #idk how hed act man idk #that one crush situation lol

[anti-mf]

When i don't have the freedom to turn down what makes me feel uncomfortable/triggered, you're failing and still intend to fail

when you keep pushing the agenda instead of understanding my feelings or respect my decision

Not to mention crossing a line that makes me threatened enough to assault in self defense and cut a dick off.

#no #back off #when you make it about you and not allow me to choose #it shoves the worst time in my life back in my face #it displays your lack of consideration and incapability to let someone else have a say #sial punya babi sentiasa berperangai sial #i hate that person who thinks he has the right to destroy my home and call it saving #doing the same thing in a different form is not proof of change #what's so hard about retreating and say if it's uncomfortable i won't force myself on you #and won’t distress you with it anymore #rapist behavior #shame on all of you that take his side #pro-rape motherfuckers #why don't you support israel's violence while you're at it

[my-thoughts-and-junk]

anyway i think claw and hoarder could have been really good if they had rick literally fuck the dragon

#random thoughts #guess what motherfuckers it's blue man time #i hate when they use like. actual magic #i dont think there should be magic #fuck the devil fuck wizards fuck dragons. the vampires are fine because it's funny #like literally there is no reason for morty to want a dragon #have him like. save the life of an alien dragon creature who is then honor-bound to be his faithful servant until he saves HIS life #but in the meantime the dragon is kind of pissy about it #and summer's like 'you have a slave. gross.' and morty's like 'no he's not!!!' #and it's like. a dragon culture thing. and if the dragon doesn't serve morty then he'll be cast out from his home #so it's KIND OF slavery. and it's running parallel to a summer side story #where beth and jerry are like 'if you're gonna live under our roof you'll have to live by our rules' and she's like #'well maybe i don't WANT to live under your roof anymore!!!' #anyway so the dragon follows morty around everywhere trying to save his life #which ends in your classic 'i fake being in danger so you save my life and leave me alone' trope #which ends in rick saving him from that because rick thinks it's funny he's so inconvenienced by the giant dragon following him around #and the dragon's mad and he and rick end up drinking together and the dragon confides in him and rick's like #'dude family is NOT that important' or something else nihilistic #anyway they end up sleeping together which breaks the dragon code cuz they're supposed to abstain from all pleasure during their time #or whatever. and that's how rick indirectly kept morty from having a weird dragon stalker!!! the end #idk it's rough. im watching claw and hoarder rn and im fucking mad #the fake out save ends with rick going 'what's wrong morty ]:-) i saved your life' #and morty's like 'YOU KNEW THAT WAS A FAKEOUT TO GET THE DRAGON TO LEAVE ME ALONE' and the dragon's like :(

[humanlyimprobable]

How do I block someone on a sideblog while on mobile? Some gross AI artist just followed me.

#to the AI artist: fuck off asshole. you and your kind are not welcome here. #human made art ONLY motherfucker. #leave me and my art ALONE. #fucking thieves. #I can't even afford to fucking eat or pay for my LIFE SAVING medication and these assholes are out here SELLING AI ART. #FUCKING DISGUSTING. #I am actually so pissed off. #I'm hoping for their sake that they're a bot trying to scam people. #ugh. #don't even try the disabled excuse btw. from an actually disabled artist that shit is disgusting and laughable at best.

[celibibratty]

i thought reddit were more down to earth, no!, this is not being down to earth, they are just rude...just rude!/jerks!, it-was-only-supposed-to-be a text saying that the pak mei form should have on Nintendo switch.........i have a fucking fuss/fighting magnet for some fuckin reason on this shit💢🔥 anything I say on this shit site appears a bunch of motherfuckers to disagree or complain about something, trying to be the known at alls, don't mess with me, that i don't mess with you, if you gonna bite/come to me with bad heart shitty comments, i will bite you too(and i will bite HARD), don't try me, i not in my best state of spirit🔥💢, you so coward and dumbass that you need a bunch dumbass homies like you to defend your shitty behaviour/comments so you feel right/in power, whata hell, i just do/write things on my own little way if don't like/don't have patient to read it, FUCK YOU!, so you not the person to read this, it makes me feel sad how such a cool game like sifu attract such motherfuckers(come on ana i already know/notice that since the moment that the game released (february 2022), don't get so surprised, gamers/fight game community is shitty), stop, stop, stop with this, i used to thought the same thing with lis2 on 2020/weird diazcest and extremist anti phase, i shouldn't take this things from heart, shitty people will always exist on things that you like(it's not the things fault, don't blame them, Ana)

#reflection #reddit #Bunch motherfuckers that play the victim/act to be better than others #*it's so immature to not do forgiveness* it's not me the one that it was trying too hard to impose a belief on... #Someone that just simply don't believe It/won't change their mind i respectfully disagreeing and you still trying who is the true immature? #Talk about forgiveness/forgive in the game is easy(s1fu is just a fuckin game) i want to see do it on real life🔥 #Bunch of 20s years old motherfuckers dudes who think are better than others just because they are adults playing videogames #God forbid if those motherfuckers know that i'm a woman the misogyn skin would release(i think they think i'm a dude cuz of the way i talk) #God that person was the ONLY person that it was nice to me/say something cool/that added something(I was kinda Lucky)... #And i not even know if i can rely much on that too but they were nice #I don't wanna use/look at this shit ever again even the nice post i don't to see it anymore💧(but was still cool/Nice) #What happened on reddit stays/dies on reddit! #Reddit people are shitty and annoying and judge you for anything and when you defend yourself they play the victim and dislikes your post #A BIG FUCK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR ASS🖕🖕🔥💢 #Fuck you too project of wannabe the mature person #People literally come to MINE! post being some bitchy-ass motherfuckers and i'm the disrespectful one *FUCK-YOU i'm done*(like ep 4 sean) #Only marina to save me open up to her changes everything(she makes me better) #(sigh)i'm okay i just venting I Will get over all of it i'm fine 😓💨 i just expressing this to be a reminder to myself and... #Maybe other people can relate too #Never will touch this hellish thing again #Fuck pak mei form or others people interaction #At least on my place/blog i can ramble/write my big texts in peace without no motherfucker complaining about it in my fuckin face... #and tries to make this mine problem(*bro* is your own problem if you can't handle my Crazy style of writing not mine) #I still want/wanted the pak mei form💧

[mothslimes]

*makes myself extremely unlikable at university* "why does no one like me? :("

#mik talks #it would be funny if it wasnt so sad #to be fair #everyone is a bitch #but as the saying goes #if everyone but you is an asshole #maybe youre the asshole #but idk they all just fuckin annoy me except my one new best friend there ajkbgjehrreg #like our life experiences are SO not the same. rich bougie motherfuckers. why are they so snarky and mean about everything too #makes me wanna (redacted) #i just hateeee people #there is something wrong wth me #maybe its the depression #everyone is just so unlikable to me idk. everyone is so annoying and out of touch and fake and and and #whatever. save me adam from saw #edit: AT LEAST MY ROOMMATE IS COOL THO i wouldve kms if my roommate was some annoying rich cishet white girl sorry. sorry #but shes (from what i can tell) just as weird as me sooo :] and polite

[mintmatcha]

cw: kids, reader has birth control implant

"Do you have something to tell me?"

Bakugo still has half of his hero uniform on, smudges of grime and soot across his face and neck. There's a clear, white demarcation where his shirt was and a trail of dirt behind his boots.

"I just fucking vaccuumed."

"I'll do it later." He quickly dismisses, even as he begins to kick off his shoes. "Why are there condoms on the grocery list?"

You shrug and go back to parusing on your phone. "We'll need them."

"For fucking what?"

You shoot his a glance, one eyebrow lifted. "For sex, dumbass."

"Dumbass." He repeats back, tone high and mocking. "We've never used a single condom our whole relationship-- you let me cream you the first fucking date."

You wrinkle your nose, even though he's right. There hasn't been a day since that first date that you haven't felt the delightfully uncomfortable wetness of cum sliding around inside you.

"Don't say it like that- you're gross." You raise your arm and gesture to the little scar there. "My birth control has to come out- its at the end of its life."

He rolls his eyes with a grunt, arms crossed tight over his torso. "That's it?"

"You were the one who said a kid 'maybe next year,' so we'll need condoms until then."

Bakugo plops down on the couch next to you, throwing your calves over his thighs. "We'll just move up the timeline. Start making one now, baby for the summer. No condoms."

"No."

"No?"

"No. I don't want to be pregnant in the summer. It's too hot to be carrying another human-- and I want to drink on the beach."

Bakugo looks at you with a grimace, lip curled up to show gum. "Are you fucking serious?"

"We can start trying in, I dunno." You count on your fingers, trying to do the math. "End of August."

"August?!" he gapes. "Motherfucker. I gotta call Kirishima."

"About condoms?"

"I gotta ask him about saving his brats onesies." He leans back on to the couch, brow knitted tight. "There's no way I'm not knocking you up by accident before August."

You shoot him a glare.

He meets your eye. "Keep giving me attitude and you'll have a bun in the oven by next month."

#drabble #warm up #reader planned this

[tommydarlings]

pairing: dom!astonmartin!seb x sub!reader

warnings: smut, dacryphilia, pussy eating

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“Dir gefällt das, mein liebling… hab ich recht? Und lüg mich ja nicht an,” you like that, my darling…am I right? And don’t you dare to lie to me. Sebastian mumbled those words quietly to you as he glanced up at your shaking figure while his head was between your trembling thighs, palms fisting the sheets next to your hips as he smirked up at you.

Oh that cheeky motherfucker.

You gulped with a quivering bottom lip as you squeezed your eyes shut for a brief second to get the fresh tears out of your eyes, simply to see him better.

“Eyes on me, c’mon,” he swiftly slapped your inner thigh with his big palm, “want you to keep your pretty little bambi eyes on me, got it?”

You only nodded, without being sure if you even properly understood every single word he just said to you.

Before you could sniffle and wipe the heated tears on your red cheeks away, Sebastian mercilessly attacked your poor cunt with his hungry mouth again, tongue lapping on your big clit with such desperation, almost like a starved man.

You jumped and shrieked in a high pitched tone, throat all hoarse already from all the cries and pleads he forced out of you.

Sebastian groaned and closed his eyes, tongue and lips not stopping their sadly immensely pleasurable assault on your dripping pussy,

“God, I’ve waited so fucking long for this… waited all fucking day to finally eat that pretty pussy, tastes so good, I swear-” he broke his own sentence off by basically burying his face in between your thighs, slurping all of your dripping juice with growls and moans up while his hands kept your shaking legs apart, spreading them.

You gasped unstoppably, hands trying to reach out for his head to push him a bit away since it all just started to feel like to much but that didn’t help.

Sebastian shook his head and looked up at you with a stern gaze, voice deep, “do you really think that you have the strength to push me away from you? To push my head away from that pretty cunt that’s been begging for my attention all day?” He leaned down and sucked on your clit again, tongue sliding up and down your slit with closed eyes now,

“It’s no use, liebes,” love, “trust me… you’re way to weak and let's be honest here, we both know that you secretly want it,” he whispered the last part with a smug smirk, shoving his tongue into your entrance, groaning again,

“say it,” he collected some of your juice with his tongue and swallowed it all with one gulp,

“admit that you secretly want and slowly remove your hands from my head,” he mumbled in a raspy tone.

Slowly, you laid your hands down by your side again, trembling fingers gripping the sheets in utter desperation as the tears continued staining your cheeks, “S-Sebastian?”

He hummed into your pussy, “yes, my love?”

“I'm c-close,” you admitted in a hush tone before you threw your head back and arched your back as his hands glided up to your hips, holding your body down,

Sebastian grinned, “yeah?“ he mumbled before he chuckled, giving your clit passionate open mouthed kisses again before the tip of his tongue played with your clit, “well, I’ve noticed, baby…it’s quite hard not to,” you felt him smiling, his fingers caressing your hips as he groaned into your begging pussy.

#fanfic #fanfiction #f1 #smut #sebastian vettel #astonmartin!seb #astonmartin!sebastian vettel #astonmartin!seb Vettel #seb #sebastian #sebastian vettel smut #seb Vettel #f1 smut #f1 x reader #f1 imagine #f1 fanfic #f1 fic

[not-the-cheese]

one sentence(ish) summaries of every magnus archive episode PART 2

(eps 61-110) thank u for the funny comments and tags on the last part i love u guys

the rest of these may take a while as i've caught up to where i am currently in the podcast but i will finish them like in a month i promise

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61. the thrilling sequel to man does not open coffin: man DOES open coffin.

62. surely this doctor can find an easier way to scam people out of money than putting them in a little book.

63. THE DARK ATE MY BROTHER IN LAW.

64. this is possibly the plot of laura croft tomb raider

65. mmm crumchy

66. what's the opposite of an unboxing video

67. as close to a coffeeshop au as you're going to get from this podcast

68. Doctors hate him! Man REFUSES to die from tuberculosis!

69. your college's psych department has the worst idea ever.

70. reverse death note

71. not even death will stop this woman from taking the british subway

72. man doesn't want to be low key racist in his last moments before getting eaten

73. police versus the second coming of dark jesus

74. lady is haunted by an ad for coffee

75. mike crew says "uh fuck it let's just put this guy on a skyscraper forever"

76. ryan from buzzfeed unsolved breaks into a train yard and suffers consequences

77. you're not a enough of a bitch to be my real mom

78. man gets harassed by his cousin and then exorcises him

79. you know that chase scene in scooby doo with the doors

80. stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner

81. i have been personally victimized by the sequel to the hungry hungry caterpillar

82. pov: elias threatens to cancel you

83. mannequin takes matters into its own hands after people don't like its pitch for a new window display

84. a hoarder put newspaper on my friend's face :(

85. hey there's maybe a little man upon these stairs?

86. man gets got by a squiggly thing in the dark.

87. plumber is so oblivious to spooky happenings around him that it possibly saves his life.

88. guys i think this guy likes to dig

89. lesbian investment banker finds a new, less evil job: arson!

90. guy who turns people's bones starts a gym where he promises not to turn your bones! (he is lying)

91. i was stalked by lightning for 10 years and i all i got were these stupid scars

92. jonah magnus is a bad friend // another day another elias slay

93. ocd is no match for purple fuzz

94. let the bodies drop gently to the floor let the bodies drop gently to the floor

95. im so sorry my brain refuses to remember what the war ones were about but i think one guy got gently kissed on the forehead so that's pretty nice.

96. diversity wins! the not-quite-human delivery men who stole your identity and business are maybe gay?

97. man gets gaslighted by an entire town about a hole

98. 🎶mister sandman bring me a dream, actually don't, please stay far from me 🎶

99. another one bites the dust

100. archival assistants face off against the general public (they lose)

101. jon finally levels up high enough to unlock an eldritch horror's tragic backstory

102. LOCAL MAN MARRIES BUG

103. peppa eats a clown and they cover her in concrete instead of congratulating her.

104. pennywise stole my brother's skin

105. it's world war z baby

106. Something Big Is In Space.

107. man is interrogated about the time he saw thomas the train roasts people alive and also sans is there

108. actor is stalked by mask who liked his monologue so much that it tells its mask friends to come watch.

109. sometimes a family is just a serial killer's daughter and that guy who maybe killed some vampires

110. yeah man those spiders be eating

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#tma #i hope this convinces you to listen to tma #the magnus archives #sasha james #jon sims #podcasts #gay podcasts #elias bouchard #peter lukas #melanie king #gerard keay #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #funny #one sentence summaries #sillyposting #Youtube #queer

[jack-owo-valentine]

.

#hm #you know thatd like #mean we all couldnt see them yes? #eh- ill move yall over #u can go save the world in the future n what not and enjoy ur dead lil things n such #and i uh #idk what ill do #probably die p soon if im being honest #thats uh #thats p morbid #im stuck betwern self and selfier and at this point id rather take selfisher #you would rather die and make him suffer for life than deal w/ ur actions n consequences? #at this point? yeah #thats #im not allowd 2 answer that because honestly ive felt the same before #this is gonna sound awful but listen hes got lots of memory loss im sure itll take his course n he'll forget me #youre one dumbass motherfucker #right back at you were the same person

[kennahjune]

Teen Dad AU

Part 2!!

Starting the tag list with: @mugloversonly @jackiemonroe5512 @thestarslittleking @jonesen4coffee @virginlemontea @blackpanzy @littlebluejane @paintsplatteredandimperfect @astrid-nomically-steddie @maferisa-7 @phantomrose17 @child-of-cthuhlu @sofadofax @thoughtfulbreadpolice @fandomnerd103 @artemisiscursed @croatoan-like-its-hot @silenzioperso @myownworstenemyyy @feral-possums-in-the-bog @mente-sindescanso @mrslectermoriarty @y4r3luv @a-couchpotato @aknelimdoogladania @she-collects-smut

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Thursday came in a false sense of security.

Steve woke up to the gentle sun in his face, the breeze of an open window in his hair, and his son’s chubby baby fingers wrapped around his hand.

Steve grinned sleepily at Louie and laughed when baby Louie smiled so wide back at him that his paci fell out.

Steve held Louie close while preparing a small breakfast of eggs and toast, then continued to hold him while making his bottle and setting out a few cheese puffs for him teethe on.

Steve made sure Louie ate first, helping him hold the bottle and then laughing at the pure mess he makes with the cheese puffs. Then Steve himself ate. Clean up was quick enough witch a wet rag and a speedy wipe-down.

Later on, just as Steve was thinking about preparing lunch, the front doors opened.

“Shit. Shit shit shit SHIT.” Steve angrily whispered to himself. Little Louie stared at him from where he was propped on the couch, not a thought behind his wide eyes. Though he obviously knew something was wrong with his dad.

Steve was quick to buckle Louie into his car seat, bundling him up with a blanket and giving him his bear.

“Stephan? Are you in the living room? Come grab our bags, please,” Cynthia Harrington called from down the hall.

There was no getting out of this. No way of getting Louie to the car without his parents seeing. But he’s sure they already knew of the baby, or suspected something. Mr. and Mrs. Lincoln were nosy motherfuckers set on ruining Steve’s life.

Steve sighed and looked at Louie. He knelt in front of the car seat and rubbed a hand gently on his son’s face. Louie grabbed his finger and smiled around his paci.

Steve wanted to cry.

“Stephan! Your mother called you so answer her!” Richard Harrington yelled. Steve heard the wind outside pick up aggressively and cursed the mornings sunshine.

“Coming!”

Steve padded into the hallway where his parents were taking off their jackets. Cynthia and Richard were picture-perfect— or they would’ve been. If it weren’t for the pressed line of his mother’s mouth and the hard line of his father’s jaw. Steve knew what was coming before they did.

“Stephan, the bags.” Were his mothers first words to him. Not “Hi, son, how have you been?” Not “Sorry we’ve been gone for nearly 8 months.” Not “How are you feelings after that concussion from last November? We’re terribly sorry we couldn’t stop work to simply call and make sure you were ok.”

No. None of that. Instead he was demanded around like a fucking dog.

“Um. Actually, I had to talk to you both. If you don’t mind—“

“Save it. Take the bags upstairs and meet us in the living room,” Richard stated harshly.

Steve flinched. He hated himself for flinching. But they couldn’t go in the living room. Not while Louie was still in there.

“Actually, dad— it’s very important and I just really need to talk to you guys—“

“Stephan!”

Steve winced at the pitchy tone of his mother.

“Please, I promise— It’ll be worth your time, just— just give a minute, please.” He was begging now. He hated begging.

Richard had grown tired of Steve’s fumbling for words and shoved past him. Steve knocked into the wall with the harshness.

“Stephan, you will listen to your mother and take the bags upstairs and meet us—“

“Dad, wait—“

Richard stopped in the doorway to the living room, whatever insult or command he was going to throw Steve’s way dying on his tongue.

“Stephan. Why, in the Lord’s name, is there a baby’s car seat in my living room?”

His tone was calm. Steve knew better than to think he was actually anything other than furious.

“Thats— that’s what I needed to speak to you about. Please, I—“

Steve should’ve anticipated the slap.

But he didn’t. And his head snapped to the side with the force that left him seeing stars.

Steve didn’t stay long enough to listen to his dad yelling slurs or his mom crying. He simply grabbed Louie’s car seat, picked up his shoes by the door, and left.

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Steve had been driving for near three hours before he pulled over. He’d circled the entirety of town before finally pulling into a small dirt path by the quarry. Belatedly he realized someone was crying.

He hurried to get out of the car, rounding to the back and sliding into the backseat to sit next to Louie’s car seat. But Louie wasn’t crying, he was sound asleep.

Steve realized he was crying.

He startled when a broken sob tore itself out of his throat. He hurried out of the car and dragged himself the few yards to the edge of the quarry.

He sat down and let the rain pelt him from all angles. His face stung. Steve knew the slap would bruise phenomenally in the morning. It’d probably affect his tips at work.

He swung his feet idly on the edge, belatedly realizing he wasn’t wearing his shoes or even socks for that matter. His heels where starting to bleed from each time he rammed them into the rocks on the edge of the cliff.

Steve doesn’t know how long he sat there in the rain. He snapped back to reality when a particularly loud burst of thunder rumbled in his gut. He went back to the car.

Louie was still sound asleep. Steve figured he himself should most likely sleep as well. He didn’t know when he’d be able to get a place for them, but he’d already been saving up.

He curled up in the back seat next to baby Louie. He didn’t bother with a blanket, and he knew he’d get a cold with his clothes still being wet, but he deemed it fine.

Steve’s sleep was fitful and restless. Filled with slurs and yelling and running from monsters that shouldn’t exist.

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It was a week before he finally got a place.

Not that long, sure. But it was a week of pure dread and exhaustion and nightmares.

The trailer he was looking at was located near the edge of Forest Hills. It was two bedroom one bathroom and had a small living room (with no ceiling light) and a kitchen (that barely had any wiggle room). But it was his.

He’d been at work when he got the call— as that was where he told the landlord to call. Mason— the line cook— called him back.

“Hey Steve-o! That landlord guys on the phone!”

Steve jumped so hard he nearly spilled the waters he was carrying.

“Be right there, Mace!”

Steve was quick to get the waters to the table 7 and take their orders for the night before he rushed back. He tossed his notepad at Mason and snatched the phone.

“Hi, Mr. Gardison!” he greeted cheerily.

“Stephen, hi. So…”

And Steve was given the trailer.

He was vibrating with excitement by the end of his call. When Steve returned the phone to its holder he was picked up from the ground in a bear hug. He laughed and hugged Mason back.

“You got the place!” Mason cheered.

“I got the place!” Steve laughed.

The rest of his day went swimmingly. He would be able to officially move into the trailer on Friday— which was fine by him. Two days of waiting was nothing.

Steve was given congratulations from a few of the regulars. Mr. Jinkins gave him a good slap on the shoulder while Miss. Gladson pulled him into a hug. They tipped him an extra 5 dollars each before they left.

At the end of his Wednesday shift, Steve gave out hugs to most of his coworkers. Mason, Allya, and his boss Michelle got hugs while George and Gwen got high fives. Steve left feeling light on his feet with a to-go bag for dinner.

Thursday was filled with the lunch rush. Steve had to take his break early to check on baby Louie in the back. He felt bad turning George’s manager office into a daycare but George assured him it was fine.

“Hey honey,” Steve’s cooed at the baby in his arms. “How are you doing, huh love? You’ve been cooped up for so long I know.”

Louie gripped his baby hands into the front of Steve’s apron. He was back in the kitchens today, Allya taking his place up front waitressing.

Steve hopped around and lightly bounced Louie against his chest, humming quietly and gently.

Louie whined and continued to cry.

“I know Louie, I know. You hungry? Hang on baby.”

Steve made sure Louie was fed and burped and laid him done for a nap. He only had an hour of his shift left.

Thursday finished off normally and Steve left with his usual dinner. He drove out to the quarry and parked before sitting in the backseat with Louie to eat.

Eventually he took Louie out of the car and sat with him on the rocky ground of the quarry. Steve held Louie close in his lap, letting the baby play with his hands and fingers and babble about nothing and everything.

Steve occasionally answered with little gums of encouragement, but for the most part he let baby Louie talk to himself. He was lost in thought, daydreaming about the trailer and how they got to move in tomorrow.

Before Steve knew it Louie had fallen asleep and he himself was on the verge. He got them both settled in the backseat once more and allowed himself to drift off.

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We’re finally, maybe, getting somewhere lol. Tag list is open to everyone still, feel free to ask for a place!! We’ll get into some of Steve’s school life in the next part hopefully 🤞

Part 3:

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