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iampikachuhearmeroar · 6 seconds
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man if u ever in your life have the opportunity to see a therapist i’m literally begging you to do so bc they really do just straighten your stuff out so blunt like when I was 17 my dad died in a fire while he was between life insurance so we had nothing and the bank took our house and we lost like everything and when I was 20 I said I didn’t know why I think the way I do and my therapist said “that’s normal for victims of trauma” and I said “but I haven’t been through any trauma” and the look she gave me was more potent than any verbal wakeup call I’ve ever gotten in my entire life
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iampikachuhearmeroar · 10 minutes
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YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
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iampikachuhearmeroar · 20 minutes
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these all happened in the second half of march so happy anniversary to vanessa hudgens saying “it’s a virus and i respect that and like people are going to die which is terrible but like inevitable” on instagram live and happy anniversary to ellen saying “this [27 million dollar mansion] feels like a prison” and happy anniversary to madonna calling the virus a “great equalizer” while bathing in a bathtub with rose petals in it and happy anniversary to sia posting a picture that just said “virus <3″ and happy anniversary to priyanka chopra clapping to her empty garden and happy anniversary to gal gadot et al.’s imagine video
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iampikachuhearmeroar · 29 minutes
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a robot shibari'd with its own wires. you agree, yes? reblog
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iampikachuhearmeroar · 39 minutes
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Obviously child acting is a subject that should be handled with some delicacy but it REMAINS hilarious when a TV show is like “oh no my five year old son has been kidnapped — please get him back he’s going to kindergarten in the fall” and then it cuts to a young gentleman who definitely knows his multiplication tables.
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iampikachuhearmeroar · 48 minutes
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iampikachuhearmeroar · 57 minutes
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Anon said: This one may be stupid but mine color change so I never know
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Feel free to tag your eye colour!
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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
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shes so real…..
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no one asked but I’m telling you anyway
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et tu, mblr?
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copper my beloved
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I need to [remembers I shouldn't make suicide jokes] join a whaling crew
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THE AUDACITY OF THEM TO SAY THIS, FUCK NETFLIX FR
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they should stop making musician biopics made by gen x men and let millennial women who have been writing band rpf for decades get in there and let go of "accurately" "historically" depicting anything
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YOU GET $1 BILLION but you have to spend it all in one week or else you lose everything.
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*cracks neck* my time has come
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