#most chaotic bisexual

[polls-showdowns]

Congratulations to Caleb Widogast the winner of Most Chaotic Bisexual

I’m gonna be honest I was annoyed about him beating some characters I liked but after reading your comments in the tags about him I understand why he won

#most chaotic bisexual #critical role #caleb widogast #finals

[i-need-some-fuckng-sleep]

Why Kwazii should win the most chaotic bisexual pole

He is a fabulous little bitch.

He wears an eye patch for absolutely no reason. Like his eye is just fine he’s just that extra

He is a pirate

He charges into adventure no matter what and never stops to think

His father is a pirate

He drives a fast as fuck shark car submarine 

He crashes said shark car or another vehicle every other episode

He’s always sassing his captain and talking back because he doesn’t know how to think before he speaks

he’s a red head

He is impulsive as fuck

He will do anything to save his friends

He got a wee little wooden sword

He has no fashion sense whatsoever 

He’s just so slay just look at him

So please vote for him he deserves it

@polls-showdowns

#Kwazii #octonauts #bi #bisexual #most chaotic bisexual

[musicprincess1990]

I finally caved. I started watching The Witcher.

Um... nobody prepared me for this shit.

I mean, I already knew Henry Cavill was one fine damn specimen, but...

SHITDAMNHELL.

....FUUUUUUUUUCK.

(Also, Jaskier is my favorite. Adorable idiot. 😂)

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #henry cavill #fucking hell that's hot #jaskier #most of the internet calls him a chaotic bisexual #i think they're right #and I'm here for it #jaskier the bard #adore

[softerpixels]

doing nothing but working and practicing her craft has left ava with some major party withdrawals so she hit up the warehouse with her girls francesca and bria. it's not a night out if ava doesn't end up cuddled up with her longtime friend and dealer max, tho. she's... not that into him but he's very into her and this girl's gotta afford her vices somehow!

#ts4 #ts4 legacy #ts4 gameplay #simblr #the sims 4 #*haywood legacy #*hgen1 #*ava haywood #*francesca dawkins #*bria kane #*max cooper #so i think max is fine as hell #but ava thinks he's basic looking lmao #she's v picky ab men #and that's valid #she loooooves women tho #she finds most of them at *least* attractive #chaotic bisexual shenanigans #anyway she flirts w/ him for cheaper weed lol

[ahdriking]

Apo with blue hair is a crime against humanity in that it's a crime that I'm supposed to act humane about it 🥹

I'm literally on the fucking floor, anon.

I'm literally bleeding internally, anon.

I'm literally about to pass out, anon.

I'm having a medical emergency, anon.

this is the most unhinged queer energy I have ever been subject to in my entire life. I want to rub my face all over it.

#BLUE HAIR APO IS THE MOST SOFT BISEXUAL CHAOTIC ENERGY #ITS FUCKING WONDROUS #ITS LIFE CHANGING #im fucking sweating #kinnporsche #mileapo #apo nattawin

[lastweeksshirttonight]

#john oliver #last week tonight #adam driver #this whole bit was the most chaotic bisexual nonsense

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

talking with a cishet boy about what he didn't think worked for her character and realizing oh elia kane IS for the gays

#star wars #the mandalorian #elia kane #i think i literally said 'she's not for you' lmao bless #he was like ok fair thats not what i meant but i see what youre saying #that poor man had to deal with chaos bisexual gremlin and THEE most chaotic lesbian i have ever met #she would interrypt with the most random gay as hell shit. #a bedlam lesbian

[shynerdwantscuddles]

I miss having chaotic bisexual friends 😔

#they were always the most accepting of me #and would also get me into some of the most bat shit crazy scenarios I’ve ever been in #bisexual #bi #chaotic bisexual #my post

[chicago-geniza]

Staring into the middle distance. Incapacitated

#the most chaotic bisexual energy imaginable. screaming. hitting my head against the wall #philosopher polycule tag

[polls-showdowns]

Alright the bracket is here for

Most Chaotic Bisexual

Alright y’all I’m going to start posting them later today or tomorrow. In the first two rounds there will be separate groups but after that they’ll post all together. All rounds will be linked here

The ones with no competitor in round 1 automatically move on. They were the most submitted

Round 1 group 1

Round 1 group 2

Round 1 group 3

Round 1 group 4

Round 2 group 1

Round 2 group 2

Round 2 group 3

Round 2 group 4

Round 3 group 1

Round 3 group 2

Round 4

Round 5

Round 6

Finals

Important rule: some of the submissions are headcanons and I will not allow attacks on these headcanons. If you wish to debate that do it somewhere else

#most chaotic bisexual #polls #polls showdown #bisexual

[flyingtornado]

Why do I picture Percy and Piper as Steve and Robin??🤨🤨

#I mean Steve and Percy are most probably bisexual and Robin and Piper are the raging lesbians #they’re all gay #they’re chaotic besties #platonic soulmates #with a capital p #percy jackson #percy pjo #pjo #piper mclean #piper pjo #stranger things

[tenracoonsinacrisis]

Creator of series: Here is the main character, and the love interest

Fandom: No.

Fandom: *ships character with literally everyone but the love intetest*

Creator:...

#Yes this is about the maze runner series #but seriously #Thomas is just so shippable #Put him with practically anyone #And boom there's a ship #Boom there's another ship #The fandom really just woke up and said #Chaotic bisexual energy #Same with most of the other characters #We just got hella creative ig #normal tags now #the maze runner #maze runner #Tmr #tmr series #Tmr ships #Fandom #tmr fandom #Shipping #That's kinda gay #what am i doing with my life #:)

[datubooty]

yeah it’s mariner’s nightmare that wolf!jennifer the andorian threatens her with exclusivity, settling down, and growing orchids together but like ??? i see no downsides here???

#but most of all im glad this ep confirmed her as a chaotic bisexual #mariner’s avoidant attachment going wild here

[oldmannapping]

HC:

Reporter: What do you have to say to criticism that for years, the Robin role was filled solely by straight, cis white males?

Nightwing: I’m not white.

Red Hood: I’m not white.

Red Robin: I’m not… Well I’m white...

The camera lingers for an awkward moment before an offended Spoiler jumps into frame and protests girl-Robin erasure.

Later, someone puts the short close up of Red Robin’s response in slow motion with rainbow filters and dance music, and it‘s a viral joke in Gotham for two weeks.

It’s mostly forgotten for years until Red Robin goes to Pride and casually mentions that he’s already come out years ago. The clip resurfaces and people are like, “Wait, that was it??? That was real???”

Because Tim Drake has extensive media training but Red Robin is a chaotic bisexual disaster with no filter.

And that’s my headcannon of how Red Robin comes out in a way that’s so dumb, most people don’t even realise he’s done it.

(Bonus headcanon: Bernard was the creator of the original viral clip and was infuriated at the time because people thought it was a joke but it was SO OBVIOUS that Red Robin was coming out. Why couldn’t everyone see it?)

(EDIT: This recipe can also be used for gay, trans, or ace Tim - just adjust the ingredients to your personal preference.)

#batman #red hood #jason todd #batfamily headcanons #dick grayson #headcanon #nightwing #tim drake #timothy drake #red robin #bisexual red Robin #gotham #batfamily #batfam #coming out #disaster bi #bernard dowd #Tim drake/Bernard dowd #stephanie brown #spoiler dc #romani dick grayson #latino jason todd

[callmearcturus]

have to respect Harris Bomberguy for self-identifying as a bear, adding multiple incredibly horny jokes, wearing a torn shirt that prominently shows off chest hair, that "the most fuckable twink I have ever seen" line--

the chaotic bisexual here to end the careers of cons and then end his videos with such a heartfelt kindness it makes me cry. get you a man who can do both.

#hbomberguy

[neverendingford]

.

#I bought a slightly cheaper brand of cheese sticks and honestly they taste noticeably worse and I regret saving the two dollars #shit. my laptop is updating so it'll be a while before I can watch something #I finally bought the purple dionysius osp pin that I've been looking at for almost a year now. my brother was like yo go for it so I did #wait nvm my computer didn't take that long to turn on I guess it wasn't really updating #also tempted to talk about my other purchase but it's not really something I'm gonna talk about even on such a platform as tumblr #maybe if this account was 100% disconnected from my irl but it's not quite. #even in this state I have some self control. or rather.. fear of others' opinions #anyway. life is alright. I have lgbt support group tomorrow and a third person showed up so now we can have group conversations #which is really cool. it's fun to show up and talk about shit #I might get around to complaining about how my little brother is the literal worst and turns his internalized self hatred onto others #anyway he's the most repressed chaotic bisexual dude you've ever seen it's literally insane but also... #how does one human have such bad takes and so little reading comprehension I hate him I want to hit him with a truck #anywayyyyy. my computer turned on so I'm gonna go watch a movie byeeee #tag talk