// so tfatws caatws sambucky headcanon/meta ~
what if on one of the long military plane flights (before zemo and his snazzy plane) the idiots get bored and bucky doesn’t want to do more inner thoughts reflections so he casually* brings up his date with leah at Izzy to sam, or that he was on a date and it didn’t work out
sam being the empath and solution-finder talks him into how to be a better date, how to say things that he knows works with the ladies, what to say, “no, man, no one uses ‘dame’ anymore!”, with plenty of sass and banter exchanged between them, as they do, and just.. casual social-meter boosting all around, probably
*”casually” but we all know he’s been masterminding this entire ‘get sam-sempai to notice me’ situation since before end of endgame *coughs*
so bucky pretends to not listen and they get to their destination and that was that
who’s the next single person they run into?
time to turn up the charm using sam’s advice that he clearly was listening to, just to get under sam’s skin
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