#morgan’s rants and rambles

[clovermunson]

knowing that billy hargrove did shitty things and should be held accountable for his actions and knowing that he was a survivor with valid trauma responses and worthy of at least a chance at redemption are two things that can and do coexist in my mind

#tell me you don’t understand trauma without telling me you don’t understand trauma #yes this is me being overly-critical of 90% of the stranger things fandom #the antis hate to admit that he could’ve changed #and it’s the funniest goddamn thing #especially when they go off on their tangents about certain situations #anyway #billy’s not an inherently likable character but that’s why i love him #yeah he’s a fictional character #but some of y’all have to learn what empathy is and how to use it #billy hargrove #tw: trauma mention #morgan’s rants and rambles #morgan’s dumbass thoughts💬

[cherriiramen]

To those of y’all still posting art, headcanons, clips, screenshots, 3D models, and even little ramble blogs of Morston, I love you.

You’re carrying this tiny little ship on your shoulders despite the constant harassing in your inboxes, and I hope the hate doesn’t get to you. People still think we’re pedophiles, transphobes, racists, terrorists (yes unfortunately), child groomers, r*pists and god knows what else. Unfortunately most of us can’t even address the situation without getting violently mocked, and it’s STILL ongoing.

I think people never consider the actual psychological pov of the shippers, they’re always quick to jump that we’re.. child predators?? For shipping something they headcanon as ‘incestous’?? Some of us are literally still minors, and believe me when I say none of us shipped them for incestious/predatory reasons as you all suspect and blame us for. We NEVER had intentions to make it incestious NOR paedophilic, but hey ho, just because one person claimed so, everyone had to throw in the same accusations. I wanted to avoid speaking of all this but at this point it’s just becoming cruel.

If you found out a family member or an irl friend of yours shipped something you hate, would you also cry about it? Wouldn’t you THEN consider that attacking them would be inhumane behaviour? But nahhh, we can be cunts on the internet just ‘cuz we aren’t free enough to do so away from the screen in fear actual human beings would call us insane, right?

Morston is not problematic, but you all gaslit yourselves into thinking it’s a severe issue in the fandom and that we’re horrible people. Is it? Isn’t our ‘problematic’ behaviour natural when we’re constantly getting harassed? So we can’t defend ourselves and our friends when they’re getting straight up bullied? Are you so clinically online to think it’s perfectly okay to go and harass people over what, two fictional characters? What’s worse is that there’s enough proof to make it acceptable, but you all just HAVE to disagree just to prove yourselves right. And then you get all sensitive and whiney when it leads to consequences or when people stand up to you. You not ONLY harass the shippers, but you forcefully drive people away from us. You harass anyone innocent who does as little as reblog our art. And what’s worse is we’re expected to sit down, zip our mouthes and watch you shit on us on a daily basis.

No Emily, we don’t want to hear your one millionth weekly rant blog on why Morston shippers should stay away from you. Neither do we need a reminder that we’re crusty.

And to know that almost the entire fandom claps for this kind of behaviour honestly disgusts me. Besides, I thought THE Roger Clark HIMSELF told y’all to cut the bullshit. Or did y’all completely disregard that just to fit your desires?

#Morston #john marston #arthur morgan #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #Arthur x John #rants ‘n rambles #cherrii.txt #I literally disappeared for a month or two #and this is still happening #y’all are stubborn asf #imagine telling someone to #off themselves and then the entire fandom claps for you #please bare with me ranting #I’m still waiting to retrieve my art motivation back #I’m sorry for the language but

[theothermorganh]

Long-ish post about me ranting. (Not important) (Ignore it)

So I was going on the Klei store to get some Maxwell merch (cause why not) And I found nothing.

There is a Charlie poster with just her and the only thing with Maxwell is the the 10 year poster with him in the background. (And the 10 year shirt), (Wilson is the only one else with a poster to himself but he is the main character) Which struck me as weird cause Charlie isn't that big of a character, if you only play the game you hear about her but never see her. It is only if you look at the lore you know who she is. Which is why I find it odd that Maxwell doesn't have more representation from Klei.

So I got curious and checked the shorts he is in (Mainly his own short) and he is either a side character or sharing the spotlight with some one else (i.e. Charlie in his short. Where it was more lore going forward instead of background info about him, there was some but mainly him and Charlie) (Like what about his childhood with Jack or something, what was William like?) The only place he is really alone is the intro to the musical Klei did.

Which it struck me as weird that Maxwell would be sharing his short with Charlie (I get that they were stage show partners) but shorts like Wilson and Willow Maxwell is only either a voice or not even there, giving the spot light to someone else.

He is also no where to be seen in the 10th anniversary loading screen thingy

I think it is just weird that Klei is sidelining Maxwell (IN MY OPINION) Like he is such a good character (This may be my bias kicking in) and he was the only other character (not a playable until you unlock him) in the original game and you can't play Charlie in dst.

I would like a short where it is his childhood with jack and how William acted.

Ignore this entire post, this was just a rant.

#morgan rants #morgan rambles #maxwell carter #dst #ds #don'tstarve #dont starve #dont starve together #dontstarvetogether #don't starve #dontstarve

[bittertomato]

Does anyone ever think about how the only other person besides Guda who affirms in text that Morgan's Britain was beautiful... is fucking Percival of all people?

Percival. A manufactured human of Faerie Britain who can't live more than 30 years, leader of the rebel army fighting against her, named after one of the Knights of the Round Table from Proper Human History, the human raised as a backup Child of Prophecy, the human who took up the spear Morgan discarded. Of all fucking people.

#tomato rambles #fate #fate grand order #lb6 #lostbelt 6 spoilers #morgan le fae #percival #i have feelings about morgan #but that means i have feelings about anything related to her #and that means thinking about percival #taking up her spear #which changed natures because she herself changed #percival who kept persevering even though morgan as aesc had given up #percival whose creation and existence in faerie britain sucks fuck #but he still gave his all to create a better future #your britain was beautiful your majesty #i wonder how morgan would feel if she heard him say that #woops why am i tag ranting on my own post

[reaperkiller]

oc(s) of choice who you think would have the clearest or strongest feelings about it, perhaps: what do they want done with their body when/after they die?

[OOUUUGGHGH THIS IS SUCH A GOOD QUESTION i'm gonna do this for morgan]

MORGAN: so so very torn here because on the one hand, i want to be composted. because that's something you can do with bodies now which is very, VERY cool actually. but i also want my skeleton to be kept as a halloween decoration - or just a year-round decoration - because it would be really funny. maybe not to anyone else, though. but i think it's hilarious. you could dress me up for any and every occasion. weekend at bernie's type beat, y'know. but i also want to, like, become a mushroom. that'd be cool. just like, some little guy out in the woods, chilling. god, that'd be so good. not a care in the world. but can i, as a mushroom, be dressed to the nines in the shadows of a haunted house? absolutely not. but i would have friends as a mushroom, though. i hope i don't die before i decide what i want, because otherwise everyone's gonna put me in a box. i've made it VERY clear i don't want to be put in a box. lou knows this. i will not stop reminding her of this. i know she knows but i need to KNOW that she KNOWS. if not i AM gonna come back and kick her ass. as a ghost. we both know i have the potential to do that. ghosts have kicked us in the ass before. and they'll do it again! AND I'LL DO IT TOO IF I DON'T GET TURNED INTO A SPIRIT HALLOWEEN PROP YOU FUCKING-. [dial tone] [end of transmission]

#oc tag #i like to imagine she went on a REALLY long tangent about this. like. a good half an hour #bc Lord that girl can talk. imagine waking up and you have a missed call and this is the voicemail. #morgan ranting about soil types and mushrooms for what feels like years #i would have had her do that here but thats much more research than i am willing to do at this time HGFGJH #anyway does this give off her vibe. does this answer the question 'how does morgan talk' #i hope so. this took an embarrassingly long amount of time :pensive: #i was trying to write formally but it didnt feel write i kept re-writing again and again #and then i decided. just turn my brain off and strat writing words. that's what morgan would do. and here we are #and now you get me rambling in the tags hii <3 love you

[inkdrinkerworld]

Spencer thought!! Love thinking spencer would ramble facts to his crush, and her absolutely eating it up. Derek teasing spencer about how he should "actually flirt" and not give her facts. Spencer tries to take his advice by holding himself back from ranting, then gets flustered when she asks him for facts. And that leads him to bragging to Derek how his "bad" flirting actually work. Have a good day! <3

“I’ll have you know Derek Morgan, she likes my rambling.” Spencer comes into work with a spring in his step and two coffees in his hand.

“What are you talking about, Pretty Ricky?” Derek looks over his computer, hand reaching for one of the coffees.

“Y/n. You said stop rambling so much to her and flirt, turns out my rambling is considered flirting.” Derek isn’t any less confused.

Spencer shrugs, sipping his coffee as he recounts the details of your date last night. Telling Derek how not rambling left room for him to be a little more awkward until you’d come right out and ask him for a fact about the amount of chain restaurants in the area.

“And she was actually listening. Not just listening to be polite!” Derek didn��t think there’d ever be a point in time where you listened to Spencer just to be polite.

You come in a little bit after their conversation, holding two paper bags and a large dish and Spencer stills. You’re in your regular work pants, a little flared at your legs and a compression top, in a pretty purple. His breath hitches when you smile at him.

Spencer rushes to help you hold the dish. “Morning, Spence. That’s a coffee cake I made for everyone.” You give Derek a smile as you set down your other things on your desk.

“There’s breakfast for you and you can’t deny having it because I’ll be sad and I’ll cry to convince you to eat it.”

Spencer chuckles, taking a peek into one of the bags and finding his favourite in there. “I wouldn’t make you cry. Will you sit with me?” Derek watches with some amusement as you scramble to set your things in the kitchen.

The rest of the team make poor concealments at ogling the two of you having breakfast together.

Emily hitting Derek on the arm as Spencer wipes a bit of butter from the corner of your mouth and JJ and Hotch smiling as you stumble through the rest of your sentence.

“Okay so he can put the moves on.” Emily says, more like sibling chiding than anything.

“When do you think they’ll ask each other to be official?” JJ asks, eyes still glued to the two of you, clearly lost in your own worlds.

“Maybe next month is Spence keeps it up.” Hotch really hopes you make it official soon.

#spencerreid #spencer reid #spencer reid one shot #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid drabble #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid blurb #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid fic #dr spencer reid #spencer reid x black reader #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x yn #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x fem!reader

[vaeblurbs]

I LIKE YOU, IDIOT

pairings: spencer reid x gn!reader.

in which you have a flirty personality with everyone on the team, except spencer, and he starts to notice.

you walked out of the elevator and towards your desk, located across from spencer’s desk. “hey, spence.” you softly whispered.

he yawned and looked up from his computer screen to face you, “hey. what are you doing here so late?” he questioned.

“oh, you’re not happy to see me?” you joked, quickly retracting your statement when you saw his panicked expression. “i was kidding, spencer, sorry.” you laughed, pausing for a second, “i’m just bringing my go bag back, then i’m going home until the next case.” you held up your bag before you opened a cabinet next to your desk and placed it inside. “i could ask the same question. what are you doing here?” you hummed.

“i was doing the same thing as you, but i got caught up in some of these case files.” he replied, earning a nod from you.

“okay, well, make sure you get some rest, alright? we need that genius brain of yours.” you smiled, spencer biting back his own smile, watching as you walked back towards the elevator, pressing the ‘down’ button. the elevator doors opened moments later and you strolled in, turning around to face the doors as they started to shut. “hold on!” spencer abruptly got up, not even aware of what he was doing as he ran towards the elevator, stopping the doors from closing so he could get in with you.

“you heading out now?” you raised an eyebrow.

spencer scratched the back of his neck, his lips pressed into a firm line, “no.” He said.

“oh?..”

he looked at your confused face, suddenly feeling nervous. “i’ve been wanting to ask you this for a long time, actually, since a while after you joined the team.” spencer started.

“okay, shoot.”

“why don’t you flirt with me?” he gulped.

“excuse me?” you shook your head, taken aback by the question.

“you, uh, jokingly flirt with everyone on the team, especially with morgan and even with hotch? but, you’ve never once done that with me. are we not friends?” he frowned. he started feeling stupid, something that rarely happened to the young genius, when you let out a laugh.

“spence, of course we’re friends! i consider you one of my closest friends.” you reassured him.

“so what is it then? am i not funny? do i not have the looks for you to joke around about, stuff like that, with me?” the man started feeling insecure the more he rambled on about why you don’t do the same with him.

you decided to cut his rant off, “i like you, idiot.” you scoffed.

“what?” he looked stunned, not even noticing the elevator doors started to open.

you grabbed his hand, leading him out of the elevator, “i don’t joke around like that with you because if i did, i wouldn’t be joking anymore, okay?” you grinned, stepping closer to him.

spencer didn’t know what to say, so he instead decided to pull you closer to him. he wrapped his arms around your waist and kissed you.

“take me out tomorrow, after work.” you pulled away from the kiss moments later, despite the fact that you wanted to keep going. “deal?” you asked him.

“deal.” he grinned.

#do they keep their bags in the desk cabinets? idc they do in this one cus plot. #why don’t u flirt w me like 🙄😬😖 #not yet proof read it’s 2 late srry baes #spencer reid x gn!reader #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x fanfiction #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid fluff #criminal minds x reader #criminal minds x y/n #criminal minds fic #criminal minds fluff #criminal minds fanfiction #criminal minds fanfic

[kleftiko]

❦ IF YOU’LL LET ME

cw: mature, early seasons spencer, loss of virginity, soft sex, fem!reader, praise, mentions of alcohol

“hey, spence. it’s late.”

his eyes dart down to your chest, words stuck in his throat but you don’t seem to mind. instead you continue to dab your shirt, holding open the door and turning your back as you head in to allow him to follow you into your hotel room.

the plush duvet folds under your weight as you sit on the bed, spencer stands awkwardly eyeing the table beside the fridge.

“you were drinking?” he asks.

you chuckle a bit and motion to your wet shirt. “i was trying, but the mini bar had other ideas.”

his nimble fingers pick up the small bottle, briefly glancing over the label before bringing it to his nose and grimacing at the smell.

“didn’t know you like whiskey.” he says.

“spencer.” you lean back on your hands, eyes trailing over his lanky frame and combed back hair. “what are you doing here?”

“am i not welcome?”

“you’re always welcome,” you shake your head. “if you let me know why. we’re flying back home in the morning, something bothering you?”

spencer attempts to place the bottle back on the table, but his clumsy fingers knock it over, causing a disruptive sound to ricochet through the room as the glass comes in contact with the wood. he awkwardly tries to catch it, placing it back up right and taking his hands far away from it.

the boy’s gaze moves back towards you, his mouth opening to answer your question when he looks back down at your chest and flushes, turning his head towards the door.

“don’t you want to change your shirt?” he asks.

the dark fabric clings to your skin, highlighting your silhouette and putting your tits on display.

“it’s my room.” you say and stand up. he doesn’t look towards you.

“i can’t imagine wet fabric that reeks of alcohol being preferred to a clean and warm shir—“

“—spence.” you cut him off, standing in front of him. “what’s wrong?”

his focus flickers to your face for a split second.

“nothing is wrong, i just… i was thinking…”

your instinct is to pull a joke at his words, but with his demeanour you could tell this was really bugging him, so you refrain.

“about?” you prompt softly.

“you…” his fingers travel back to the mini whiskey bottle, tinkering with it. “i’ve been thinking of you a lot lately…”

you couldn’t help the small smile that tugs at your lips.

“you have?” it comes out in a soft tone, and spencer nods. “what about me?”

you had an idea as to what has been bugging spencer. with the warm weather finally making a comeback, morgan has been going on his yearly appreciation rants about spring break. women having fun and warm weather we’re two of his favourite things, the sex that usually leads to that was just a bonus.

everyone figured spencer hadn’t had an experience like that, not having gone through the typical childhood, after all. and it didn’t take a room full of profilers to notice the way his eyes stayed on you for a second longer than everyone else.

spencer sighs.

“morgan said i should just go for it.” he mumbles.

you take a step closer to him, looking up through your lashes at his handsome face. “i agree with him.”

you see his adam’s apple bob from a harsh gulp.

“can—can i kiss you?” he whispers.

you nod your head.

and his lips are soft. spencer is so gentle and awkward as he kisses you that it’s you who grabs his hands and guides them to your hips. it seems he has a hard time touching you and kissing you at the same time, alternating between the two every few seconds and setting a choppy pace. you feel him start to get angry with himself at not being able to do both at once.

you pull away. “it’s okay, spencer.”

“i’m sorry, i’m new to this.” he rambles quickly and you giggle, taking his hand and pulling him to sit on the bed.

you take the place next to him and look into his eyes, bringing his hand back to your waist.

“you can do whatever you want.” you give him permission.

his hands start to wander your body. those curious fingers that clumsily knocked over the whiskey now exploring the curves of your body. his focus followed his hands, and you watch his face, smiling at the look of wonder on his face as his touch travelled higher up.

when they reach your face, his hands cup your jaw and he pulls you slowly towards him. you hum softly into his mouth, getting lost in his gentleness.

it’s not longer before you find yourself pressed up against his body, enjoying your own exploration of him until you come down to his pants.

“do you want to continue?” you ask him after feeling his hard on.

spencer gulps a bit, but nods. “please, if you’ll let me.”

you smile at him and move back, finally taking off your wet shirt, his eyes once again zone in on your chest. he reaches out a tentative hand, and when he doesn’t get a slap on the wrist he touches your skin.

it gives him a surge of confidence and he goes back to kiss you. the make out session staying slow but heating up as you two began to undress each other, both looking with wonder at each other’s bare bodies.

you find him mounted on top of you as you lay on the soft duvet, his fingers between your legs as he listens to the noises you make.

“how are you so good at this?” you gasp, eyes screwed shut.

“the clitoris has over 10 000 nerve endings, more than any other part of your—”

you kiss him, not meaning to shut him up but you just couldn’t help it, he was too cute.

he lets out a small whine when you pull away from him, and you can’t help but coo as you grab a packet from the nightstand.

“don’t worry, spence, it’s not over.”

he breaths a sigh of relief, allowing you to roll the condom onto him before you fall onto your back again.

“are you sure about this?” he asks, grabbing the base of his dick to line up with you. you nod.

“please, spencer, if you’ll let me.”

your eyes close in content as he fills you up.

“you feel so good.” you mumble, and he pulls back a bit to thrust softly.

you don’t hold back on noises, wanting spencer to feel confident that he’s doing a good job.

“w-wow.” he gasps.

“i know, baby, i know.” you reach your hand up to card through his hair. “you’re doing so good.”

he picks up the pace again, breaths becoming heavy as he gets the hang of making himself feel good.

you feel him going quick, muttering about being close as you tell him, “you’re making me feel so good, spencer. please cum, i want you to feel good, too.”

he groans your name, voice catching in his throat as he cums into the condom, but he doesn’t stop. you hear his pained noises of over stimulation as he continues his thrusting.

“spencer, what are you doing?” you ask, a bit concerned.

“you didn’t cum. ‘need to make you feel good, too.” he mumbles.

“oh, baby, no.” you go to kiss his lips, drawing his attention away from thrusting as he melts into you. “you made me feel so good already, this night is about you.”

“but—”

“—no buts.” you give him another kiss. “lay down with me now, you need rest.”

you can tell he wants to argue some more, but his body betrays him, falling into your embrace as you hold him.

“you did so good, spencer.” you reassure him, fingers in his hair as you coax him to relax.

“i did?” he asks, tone unbelieving.

you kiss his forehead. “so, so good.”

#criminal minds imagine #criminal minds fluff #criminal minds #criminal minds smut #criminal minds x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer x reader #spencer reid smut #spencer reid fluff #spencer reid #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid x reader

[parasytte]

How would react (oc of your choice) to a drunk s/o that is like ''dont touch me i have a boyfriend'' and starts ranting about how handsome wonderful etc etc etc his bf is.

decided to do morgan because i haven't gotten any asks for him yet !! hope that's alright ,,, plz enjoy !! <3333

<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3

<3 morgan, at first, is confused when you suddenly start pushing him away and slurring and muttering something he can't understand. but when he can finally make out what you're saying .. he can't help the smug smirk that grows on his face.

you push yourself away from morgan, who was simply trying to keep you steady, and slur out, "no- don't touch me, i have a boyfriend! -" before tripping over your own feet and almost falling to the ground before morgan catches you.

he rolls his eyes, wrapping his arm around your waist, ignoring your whines (not realizing what you had just said,) "i'll stop touching you if you'll sit on the couch." he says. you push weakly away from him and let out a huff but lean into him and let him walk you to his couch. he smells kind of nice, though. you think.

morgan sits you on the couch and gets you a bottle of water, which you drink as he sits beside you and (tries) to put his arm around you but you shove his arm off and scoot away from him. "i told you to stop touching me." you say angrily.

morgan throws his hands up, "and why can't i touch you?" he asks.

"because i have a boyfriend!"

... he's confused for a second. are you that drunk that you can't tell that he is your boyfriend? .. morgan smirks, maybe he could have some fun with this.

"oh, yeah?" he teases, "what's his name?"

"his name is morgan," you slur, "and he's like.. the best boyfriend ever." morgan blushes and is a little taken aback, but quickly asks you another question. "he is? tell me about him."

you then go on a drunk rant about morgan, telling him how attractive he is, about your movie/game nights, the latest gift he made for you, little things about him that he didn't even notice himself, and you just go on and on and on about how cool and amazing you think morgan is and he's bright red by the end of it. he didn't think he could fall more in love with you but hearing you talk so affectionately about him? it's doing things to him.

"oh, yeah, and when he plays the guitar i swear i fall more in love with him-" you ramble before you get cut off.

"y/n?" morgan asks.

"yeah?" you respond.

"guess what."

"what?"

"i am your boyfriend."

you look morgan up and down and a look of realization washes over your face as your cheeks heat up. "...oh."

<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3-<3

he then laughs at you (affectionately) and once you're sober he will never let you live it down and it will become a running joke. if this scenario happened with my other ocs august would just worry himself to death because how could he let you get this drunk?? he'll take extremely good care of you though. jude would just start crying because he thinks you're cheating on him. also sorry if this is inaccurate i've never really been drunk before LMAO

luv-bvgg out !

#yandere male #yandere oc #male reader #mlm yandere #x male reader #yandere #gay yandere #yandere male x male reader #male yandere #yandere boy #male y/n #yandere ocs #yandere oc x reader #yandere scenarios #yandere x male reader #yandere x reader #yandere x you #oc x reader #male!reader #morgan hickks #luv-bvgg ocs #yandere x darling #parasytte ocs

[bl4ckasjet]

Welcome to my blog

★。／｜＼。★

Hey, my name is Nathaniel ! You can call me Nate or Nathan for short. Here is some information about me!

About my page

This is a safe space for the lgbt, pocs, and neurodivergent people. I will not tolerate bigots in any way, shape, or form. Proshippers are not welcome. This page will also mostly be me rambling/ranting about various topics. I might post my art from time to time, as well as updates about my collections.

Basic information

⋆ ★ he/him

⋆ ★ 16 years old

⋆ ★ emo + baby bat

⋆ ★ bisexual + demi aroace

⋆ ★ artist

⋆ ★ editor

⋆ ★ autistic

My music taste

I adore music. My favorite bands are: Three Days Grace, Pierce The Veil, Rise Against, My Chemical Romance, pre-split Panic! At The Disco (I love you, Ryan Ross), Fall Out Boy, Linkin Park, Motionless In White and Waterparks.

I also like bands such as: The Cure, Siouxsie And The Banshees, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Strawberry Switchblade, and Type O Negative. I'm currently getting into goth music, so if you have any suggestions, please give me !!

My music taste is mostly rock. It's something I absolutely adore. I grew up on that genre.

Three Days Grace is my favorite band of all time, and Adam Gontier is my favorite singer. They were the first ever rock band I listened to, and they mean the world to me.

Other interests

I love cartoons like The Owl House, Steven Universe, Infinity Train, and My Little Pony. I'm also a very huge FNAF lover and have been since 2016, as well as a BATIM fan since 2018. I also love Cuphead and Pokémon.

My favs !!

⋆ ★ Adam Gontier !! (I love him soso much)

⋆ ★ Gerard Way

⋆ ★ Frank Iero

⋆ ★ Jeffrey Dean Morgan

⋆ ★ Pete Wentz

⋆ ★ Ryan Ross

⋆ ★ Dallon Weekes

My friends

These are my favorite people on Tumblr:

⋆ ★ @vahntoki

⋆ ★ @cameronsbooty69

⋆ ★ @xt0t4llys4n300x

⋆ ★ @summerblueberry

⋆ ★ @tythezowmbiekilla

⋆ ★ @jaccktm

DISCLAIMERS

I do reclaim the f and r slurs. I swear in an excessive amount, I'm not mad, it's just my casual way of speaking. I do have very strong opinions that I'm not afraid to express. Swifties make me EXTREMELY uncomfortable, I would rather keep my distance from them, thank you.

If you wanna interact

Please feel free to ! As long as you're not the things I've previously mentioned make me uncomfortable, I absolutely do not mind anyone messaging me. I'm more than happy to make new friends !

Links

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Pronouns page

Carrd

Discord: Jetblackst4rz

#lgbt #emo #emo stuff #2000s rock #alternative #alternative rock #emo shit #emo rock #intro post #blog intro #artists on tumblr #queer #looking for friends #looking for moots #just for fun #spam blogs #pokemon #three days grace #my chemical romance #waterparks

[im-outofideas]

know when to walk away. know when to run.

fandom: criminal minds

w/c: 1943

content: fluff very cartoony goofy fluff

summary: morgan bets reid he can't go a day without rambling. reid takes him up on it.

a/n: i got a little carried away with everything that wasn't the main course but i promise it is there towards the end. open to criticism ☝️, i am still new at this and looking to improve.

p.s the penelope rant was all me i am penelope.

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Derek was starting to feel guilty. To an outside observer, nothing seemed unusual. Reid was sitting across from him on the jet, reading some book in Russian. At least he thought it was Russian. When he asked Reid if it was, he made a face which indicated it was not actually Russian. Any other day he would've corrected Derek on the fact it was Ukrainian (which Derek had to find out after looking the book up on his phone - tedious.) Any other day Reid would passionately explain away a passage in the book that particularly interested him. But today he was completely silent.

It was really starting to get to Derek. And he could tell the kid knew he was getting to him. Spencer would check his watch every so often, glimpse at him with a smug ass look on his face, then go back to his book. It was infuriating.

-----

The unsub they had been dealing with was a bride-killer. He targeted women during their bachelorette parties days before the women were set to be married. The only reason for him to pick such high-profile, high-risk women is if it were a compulsion.

“Maybe he’d gotten cheated on during his own bride’s bachelorette party,” Rossi said.

“Wouldn't he have to stalk these women for weeks to know they were getting married?” JJ questioned.

“Not necessarily,” said Morgan. “Wearing a bride-to-be sash like the victims were would be like waving a red cape at a bull.”

“It’s a common misconception but actually, bulls are colorblind. So it doesn't really matter what color the matador waves - it’s the cape’s movement that elicits an aggressive charge response in the bull.”

“...”

Everyone stared at Reid in a silence that stretched for seemingly forever. He shrunk under their intense gaze.

“Um, Morgan’s metaphor still applies here, though.”

Derek laughed the way he always did right before he teased Reid.

“I bet he can’t go a day without saying some completely unrelated fun fact during the investigation. He just can’t help himself.”

“It wasn’t completely unrelated..” Reid mumbled shyly, before speaking to be heard. “I can. But where's the fun in that?”

“You wanna put money on that?”

"Ooh, careful Morgan. Gambling with a Vegas boy is bound to go wrong." Rossi joked.

“The stakes are too unclear. And there would be too many technicalities. We'd argue over what constitutes as irrelevant to the investigation, what counts as a fun fact..” he trailed off as he realized the stares and silence were back.

“Okay, pretty boy. New stakes. I bet you can’t go without talking for… at least twelve hours. About anything.”

“Can I make any noise?”

“Hmm. Nah.”

“How much money?”

“Reid, Morgan, focus up.” Hotch pinched the bridge of his nose indignantly. “We need Reid to talk until the investigation is over. Then you can wager on your own time.” Hotch brought everyone’s attention back to catching the killer. From over his copy of the case file, Reid mouthed to Morgan. You’re on.

-----

It started right after the unsub was processed. Immediately after. As in, while Morgan was putting the suspect in cuffs, he had turned to Reid and said, “50 bucks?”

“Sure,” he replied. “Starting when?” The local PD came to take the unsub away.

“Now?”

Reid smiled confidently in response.

“Great work, everybody.” Hotch walked up to the team huddled inside the killer’s home. “Let’s get out of here. I’m buying coffee. What does everyone want?”

Reid opened his mouth to say something before pursing his lips. This would be harder than he thought.

-----

On the jet ride home, Derek had been trying to goad Reid into saying something. He facetimed Penelope.

“Hey mama, I got a question for you. Here, let me put you on speaker.”

“Oh! I love questions. You know I know everything. What’s up?”

He looked at Reid smugly as he talked, even though the kid was fixated on his book. “Why exactly does ‘Doctor Who’ spend so much time in places that look exactly like Earth when he's got a whole universe to explore? There ain’t no way Earth is more interesting than the entire universe.”

Oh my. The look on Reid’s face was devastating. The only time Morgan would ever willingly discuss Doctor Who, he couldn’t join the conversation. Derek’s heart would’ve broken if he hadn’t found it hilarious.

“...okay. Sweetheart, first of all, he is not called ‘Doctor Who.’ He’s called ‘The Doctor.’ Okay?” Penelope sighed, agitated. Some relief washed over Reid’s face as if that was what he wanted to say.

“Doctor Who is the name of the show. His identity is a mystery and he just goes by The Doctor. So people and alienfolk all go ‘Huh? What do you mean? Doctor Who?’ and that’s why the show is called that. You wouldn't call Captain Kirk 'Star Trek: The Original Series.'" Reid was positively pouting.

"Second of all, I heard about the little challenge you placed unto our baby genius and I will have no part in his torture. Tata.” Penelope hung up the phone.

Derek frowned and put the phone in his pocket. “Damn… I really was curious. Do you mind answering my question?” he taunted Reid with a toothy grin. Reid scowled and returned to his book. A true miracle he had so much self control over his hand gestures.

-----

Two hours had passed slowly and silently. It wasn’t fun anymore. Morgan had seen Reid perk up at least three times to infodump about the books he’s read during the flight, before he caught himself. Each time he was stupidly dejected afterward. Morgan didn’t love it. He hated it. The kid had been shut up his entire life by his peers and bullies. And now by his friends. His heart was actually starting to ache seeing his friend’s gaze become more and more distant.

“Hey, kid. Let’s just call it off.”

Spencer met his eyes and raised a brow.

“I wanna hear about the story. Genuinely.”

Spencer looked down at his watch, then crossed his arms. Morgan scoffed.

“Seriously, you want the 50 dollars that bad? There’s still an hour left before we land.” He didn't want to see Reid be depressed for the entire remainder of the flight. And the longer it went, it seemed less likely he'd be up for talking even after the time limit. Morgan couldn't handle that.

“C’mon man, it’s unhealthy for a brain to store so much information without an outlet. You’ll explode.”

Spencer smiled and huffed out of his nose. His eyes went wide. He awkwardly looked over to the side at nothing.

“..Was that a noise?” Spencer frowned and shook his head. A figmental lightbulb went off over Derek’s head.

He walked over to sit side-by-side with Spencer, who eyed him cautiously. He sighed. Maybe it was inappropriate to play dirty, but Spencer wasn't exactly giving him an option.

“Listen, we can do this the easy way. Where you open your mouth right now and call me an asshole for ever suggesting this stupid bet in the first place. Or we can do this, uh…” he grinned impishly, wiggling the fingers of one of his hands. “..the hard way.”

Spencer’s jaw clenched at the implication. He braved a face of nonchalance and for a moment, Derek thought maybe he wasn’t even ticklish. Or maybe he didn’t think Derek would actually do it. They were in front of their boss after all, their unit chief of the Federal Bureau of Investigation Behavioral Analysis Unit. Not in grade school.

But then Derek saw the red of his ears slowly make its way down to his cheeks and decided he couldn’t help himself. Plus, the kid wasn’t talking.

"Okay, have it your way."

It was childish, Derek would be the first to admit it. But he’d kill two birds with one stone. End the bet, and get Reid to smile a bit.

He wiggled an index finger lightly at the side of Spencer’s neck, which immediately got trapped. Spencer reached up to pull the hand out, before his wrist was snatched and Derek clawed at his ribs.

To Derek’s surprise, Spencer stayed quiet. His physical reaction, however, made up for it. He jerked and contorted so hard his back ended up on the seat of his chair. One leg curled up to protect the attacked side, while the other sprawled over Derek.

He kept his lips and eyes shut so tight they quivered.

“You’re kidding.” Derek was indignant. This was the most stubborn he’d ever seen him. “You can’t keep this up for an hour.”

After spending some time there, he moved up into his underarm. Spencer broke out into an open mouth grin and another spasm. But still no noise.

Derek let go of his wrist - bicep burning from Spencer's struggle against him - to use both his hands to tickle. Something happened that completely bewildered him.

Spencer was laughing. He was trembling, his stomach was tense, and his throat bobbed as it always did when he laughed. But it was silent. How the hell was he doing that? Why was he just taking it? Is he really going to endure this torture for the rest of the flight?

If he could, oh man. There was no way in hell Derek would stop. This was a much better sight than the sad quiet Spencer from earlier. He just wished he could hear it.

Derek was broken out of his thoughts when he saw tears fall from Spencer’s eyes, which suddenly looked much more desperate. He was turning a concerning shade of red. The drawback of silent laughter finally registered in Derek’s brain.

“Woah Jesus, kid! Breathe!” Derek immediately stilled his hands, reaching instead to grab hold of Reid’s face. It was hot to the touch. He quickly wiped away Reid's tears, which felt a bit intimate, but he didn't want the team to see he had accidentally tickled their greatest asset into crying. He figured Reid wouldn't want them to see either.

Derek helped him sit upright. Spencer breathed hard, a smile gracing his face as he peacefully closed his eyes in relief and weariness. His lips shaped in a circle to steady his breathing.

Absolutely infuriating. He would have passed out before he lost. It was a battle of wills, and even when Derek held all the cards, he folded first.

He wondered why Spencer was going so far for something so dumb. If he was trying to prove something to himself, to his team, to all the bullies who shut him up, Morgan would never live down the guilt. He hoped it was as simple as Reid just being a competitive little shit.

He groaned. “Okay, fine! You win, Spencer. You proved your point. You know how to stay quiet. Hell, not even I could…" he cleared his throat. "..uh, the point is, you won. You can have the 50 bucks. Please just talk to me.”

Spencer was still panting, the smile on his face seemed permanent. “You're.. an asshole,” he breathed. “And a cheater.”

“Yeah, I know.” Derek laughed.

“I still won, though. Whew."

“Yeah, yeah..” Relief. He was a competitive little shit.

"Can't believe you couldn't take just three hours of me not talking! You must really love learning."

He scoffed. "Whatever." Alright. The kid was starting to get cocky.

“Hasn't anyone ever told you cheaters never prosper?"

“Oh, that’s rich coming from you.” He pinched at his side and Spencer laughed. Audibly, this time. Garcia would call it a swoon-worthy sound. Maybe those were his words.

He pulled out his government issued wallet before his hand was stopped. “Oh. I don’t actually want your money.”

“A bet’s a bet, Reid. You earned it fair and square.”

“You wouldn’t take it if you had won.” Spencer smiled. “Just buy me a coffee when we land. I didn’t get any earlier.”

Derek shrugged. If he took any lesson away from this, it was that the doctor was stubborn. “Alright, fine by me.”

“And listen when I say the whole point of the Doctor’s archetype is to love Earth - specifically humanity - and for logistical reasons it’s just more convenient for the setting to be on Earth or on a planet that resembles Cardiff, Wales..” Here we go. Spencer rambled on, speaking quickly and more with his hands than anything. Derek rolled his eyes, but he sat back and listened.

#criminal minds #fluff #tickle fic #ticklish spencer reid

[clovermunson]

really wanna post more writing for billy hargrove but i know that’ll really piss off 90% of the stranger things fandom because they just can’t cope with the fact that some people actually like billy for a reason other than his looks

…should i?

#yes this is me asking for opinions #because i really want to #but i know that some people in the stranger things fandom are complete cunts when it comes to anything to do with billy #and that’s the nicest way of me saying it #if y’all knew how many fics i have planned for this man #you’d think i was insane #but guess what? #i don’t write him the same way your beloved little duffel bags did #i write him based off of everything we’ve learned from dacre montgomery #which is vastly different #billy hargrove #morgan’s dumbass thoughts💬 #morgan’s rants and rambles

[shikisei]

based on your reactions to aa2, especially how you enjoy that the cases more relate to and help develop pre-existing characters, I’m INCREDIBLY excited to see you play aa3. it’s a fantastic game and I’m happy for you to experience it yknow!!!!!

i'm really excited too! i don't have any idea what to expect, so i'm kind of scared, but it seems like a lot of people are excited for me to play it, so i'm sure i'll have a good time!

aa2 very much had its good and bad moments; 2 really good cases kind of bracketing a pretty... lackluster one, and especially because it started off with a silly scenario for the tutorial case it had this down-up-down-up timeline to it in terms of how serious i took it. (not to say that in a bad way, i still had fun! ...mostly) however both 2-2 and 2-4, as well as That One Specific moment in 2-3 were very strong points and definitely gave me a lot to think about. overall, i had a really good experience.

like you said in the ask, i really noticed the character development in everyone since aa1, and that's one of my favorite things about this game. observing brand new dynamics between characters we just met and even characters we already knew created a really interesting and wonderful narrative. just as an example, my friends have already heard my rant about how the reason we were able to succeed the final trial of 2-4 was because edgeworth was the prosecutor; if it was anyone else, phoenix would not have been able to stall it long enough, i think. they've established that they worked well together in 1-3 and 1-5, but we don't know if it's possible again, because this time there was another new layer added to it that tested that dynamic, being that edgeworth was gone for a year and phoenix's resentment towards him for it. so having that test of separation and meeting again almost as strangers shakes their ability to work together at first, but they eventually still find that the trust they had in each other held strong and were able to re-establish that dynamic from the first game, but with... more. i have more thoughts on that and the whole case itself, but i dont want to talk too long because i have a lot, so i'll save it for another time...

i may have talked about it before, this series has a lot of emphasis on family and it's importance, how other people regard it, and how far they'll go for those they consider family, whether it's good or bad. it was very present in the first game, but the major cases of this game really emphasized that idea also. (morgan trying to project her desires through pearl, mimi using ini as an escape, acro trying to get revenge for his brother, franziska and edgeworth and how she views him as someone she has to chase after <- airport conversation made me cry and cry so much btw, and this one is kind of projecting but phoenix and pearl doing everything they can to save maya). it's really important and i think it's good.

the line between selfishness and self-preservation is a thin one to walk on.

i'm sorry for rambling. thank you for the ask. here's a sketch for you! we will start aa3 soon!

#long post #;w;

[seoafin]

hey hey hey, how’re you doing morgan? ik 2023a didn’t start off great for you, so I’m here to offer you some hugs and hope you’re feeling better/taking care of yourself/ self-care. I do miss your daily rambling on your blog (n-not not that I check them everyday like daily news oooohgodimexposingmyself what-are-you-talkin-about-whoops).

Take care of yourself!!! 💙❤️🍀🫶🏼

hi friend im doing a lot better after ranting to almost every single friend about almost every single thing that went wrong already this year i went through all seven stages of grief and tired myself out. that being said i think im doing a lot better mentally thank you for asking!!!!!!!

#still heart broken over my necklace ngl but it'll be okay #please take care of yourself too friend!!! i hope you've been having a good one so far!!!!

[bittertomato]

Do you ever just feel bad for reviewing every chapter but then the fic is so damn good that you can't shut yourself up and click the "submit" button anyway?

#tomato rambles #god i have not had a fic like this to read in #uh ever #updates weekly #great characterizations #good applications of canon lore #author's own unique flairs #also morgan #but that's beside the point #no it isn't i LOVE MY WIFE #also all the sister and family angst #the author will never see me rant like this #because it's embarrassing #they just get my nicer commentary in reviews

[cammie-morgan-goode]

Cam’s Writing Masterlist

Hi friends! For those of you that are looking for more writing blurbs and a deeper analysis of the Gallagher Girls Series and its characters, look no further! I’ve compiled a list of all of my writings thus far. I’ll update the list at the end of the week with everything I’ve posted that week.

Thank you so much for the support, I can’t do this without you. ❤️

Cammie Appreciation

importance of Josh for cammie’s character growth

importance of Matt’s death for cammie’s character growth part 1

importance of Matt's death for cammie's character growth part 2

OSOT angst for Cammie part 1

OSOT angst for Cammie part 2

My mom’s a badass one-shot

Cam’s a smarty

Zach Appreciation

Zach’s nightmares and Joe’s nightmares

Zach’s love for Cam

Zach and Townsend Bonding

Zach’s thoughts on Tabby wedding

Zach and Catherine’s relationship part 1

Zach and Catherine’s relationship part 2

Zach and Catherine like mother like son

Zach Bonding with the Girls headcanon

Zach’s experience with girls part 1

Zach’s experience with girls part 2

Zach getting flirted with

Zach Cooking

Zach is a damn good spy

Zach angst: I Went Crazy one-shot

Zammie Fluff

Who’s shirt is that really? One-shot

Caught One-shot AO3

You also Squeak One-Shot

Let’s Make a Cake One-Shot

It’s Distracting, Zachary One-Shot

Am I Keeping You Up? One-Shot

Are you even working? One-Shot

Will Jimmy Mind? One-Shot

Our Sweater One-Shot

Zammie Angst

Did you have a nightmare? One-shot

Deserve One-Shot

Bruise One-Shot

Code Red One-Shot

Zammie Parenting

Headcanon: Spy

Who Needs More Supervision? One-Shot

Just Like Your Mother Next-Gen One-Shot

She’s Perfect Next-Gen/Parenting One-Shot

Zammie Things

when Zach came back and cam didn’t

Zammie Christmas things

Zammie nightmares part 1 analysis

Zammie nightmares part 2 analysis

Macey Appreciation

Macey McHenry appreciation

McWinters Fluff

Itch One-Shot

McWinters Angst

McWinters Parenting

Bex Appreciation

Liz Appreciation

Best Friend Appreciation ‘00s

Zammie Proposal

Joe Appreciation

if Joe was awake during OSOT

Joseph Solomon Matchmaker

Gallagher/Blackthorne exchange

ranting on the inner workings of the DC tail via Joseph Matchmaker Solomon

Matt Appreciation

Matthew Morgan appreciation

Rachel Appreciation

Changing Gallagher Academy history

Why and when Rachel took the job as Headmistress

Joe/Rachel Fluff

Joe/Rachel Fluff: Endearing One-Shot

Joe/Rachel Angst

Joe/Rachel Parenting

Matt/Rachel Fluff

Perfect One-Shot

Reunion One-Shot

Matt/Rachel Angst

Matt/Rachel Parenting

Abby Appreciation

Townsend Appreciation

Tabby Fluff

Sit Still One-Shot

Stay with me Please One-Shot

Tabby Angst

You Knew? One-Shot

Things I Don’t Say One-Shot

Tabby Parenting

A Day In The Life, Right? Parenting One-Shot

Sorry, Your Hair Was In Your Face Parenting One-Shot

Best Friend Appreciation ‘80s

besties in the 80’s headcanon

connections between our grownups

if Matt was around when Rachel and Joe got together which is hilarious

NSFW Ramblings

Headcanons for each character

Zammie’s first time

McWinter’s kink

Book + Character Analysis

Zach in DJGC

Zach leaving Blackthorne

CMH Zammie

Zach and Joe analysis

Character Heights

Character Birthdays pt 1

Character Birthdays pt 2

Character Zodiacs

Character Siblings

Blackthorne Friendships

Epilogue Ideas

Circle and the Circus

Character Favorites

Music

Hobbies

Pets

Foods

Fights

Gallagher Academy

The Sisterhood Girly Things

Languages

Spy Games at the Academy

Random Headcanons

Zammie Wedding pt 1

Zammie Wedding pt 2

Zammie Wedding pt 3

Random Character Headcanons

Cameron Family Name

GG music playlist

Fancast ideas + things

Casting Ideas

Zach's Looks

Book Appreciation

growing up with these books changed me

Questions

Code names

Fanfic recommendations

Updated: 05/07/23

#cammie-morgan-goode-writes #cammie morgan goode writes #cam's writing masterlist #cam's-writing-masterlist #gallagher girls series #ally carter #thank you so much for your support