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joesanrio · 10 months

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Hey girl, can I have a Jey uso fic. Like you’re Paul’s daughter and like completely off limits. But he ignores that. It doesn’t have to be exactly like that, that was just the vibe. Lots of smut tho. Only if you’re comfortable. Thank you boo

Hey!!! Omg- I love this bcs I’ve been wanting to write abt Jey for a good while!! 🩷 I hope I didn’t disappoint.

Nobody will know | J.U

Summary: Being the daughter of Paul Heyman comes with its perks, but everyone knows that despite their attraction to you they could never have you…except him.

Pairings: Jey Uso x fem!reader || non-established relationship

Warnings: Secret relationship, teasing, closet!smut, nipple play, oral (m. recieves), asskink!jey, face grabbing, dom!jey, sub!reader, multiple orgasms, p in v (unprotected), creampies, L bombs, etc.

Word count: 2012

Ratings: Smut | 18+

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“What’s up little miss untouchable?” Jey asked as he entered the locker room, as much as I pretended to hate the nickname, it always sounded so good coming from him. I smile before rolling my eyes as he sat down on the couch beside me, “I’m fine. Just got done filming.” I say avoiding his gaze. He doesn’t speak, instead he stares at me without even caring about how many people are in the room waiting for his acknowledgement. “You’re riding with me back to the hotel, right?” His voice entering my ears in a low whisper, I nod as he pulls away to talk to the other guys in the room.

Everyone knew that due to my dad’s overbearing presence that I was off-limits, barely getting to hang out with the other stars especially the male ones. Jey was different though; he and my father had this false sense of trust with each other which made him the only person who could even get a hug from me. But as much as my dad is protective, he’s also naïve to what goes on around him.

“What’s going on with you and Jey?” Natalya asked as I walked down the hall, my neck whipped back quickly as she startled me, “Oh my gosh Nattie! Nothing.” I gasp as her eyebrow rises with an unbelievable expression. “Nothing; is like a simple ‘Hey’ not a nickname and whispering in ear.” She says looking me up and down as I roll my eyes. “Okay! Maybe a little something but you know how my dad is… so it’s always nothing.” I say giving her a stern look as my dad walks down the hall with Roman. “Mm’kay whatever you say.” She turns back around when she spots my father making his way towards us, giving me a quick hug and leaving.

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“You look gorgeous.” His voice muffled into my neck before sucking a small hickies onto my throat, my head falls back against the wall before my arms wrap around his shoulders. Pulling him closer his sultry breath falls onto my collarbones once his now kisses go farther down, placing a gentle kiss above my cleavage as his hands hold my waist tightly. “S’good.” I moan out softly while his lips are now forming into a smirk on my soft skin, my hands grabbing the hair on the nape of his neck to pull him up. Jey’s lips always fit perfect with mine, the taste of his cherry ChapStick now on my plump lips once his teeth pull softly at my bottom lip.

A loud knock on the door causes us to separate, “I’m on a call, give me a sec.” Jey calls out as his thumb rubs my smeared gloss from the side of my mouth and pecks a quick kiss onto my lips. “My bad, I’ll come back later then.” I hear Kevin from the other side of the door before his footsteps are heard leaving from the door and down the hall. Looking Jey up and down as his print is now visible in his sweats, “We got to go.” I say as fix his hair that’s ruffled up from my grasp.

Leaving the room, the cool air hits my warmed body. “Damn.” Jey says as he sees me in the new lighting while we walk to the parking lot to leave, looking over at him confused he says nothing but almost hits the wall as he admires my face. “Stop being silly and let’s go.” I say as his gaze leaves my eyes to fall onto my now wet and plumped lips, “Want to go back?” He stops and juts his head back towards the hallway. “Jey! Cut it out.” I giggle as he continues walking and opens the door that leads outside.

“So nice.” I say as we walked up onto his rental car, he pops the trunk before putting his luggage in first. He smiles before grabbing my suitcase and placing it in the back, I walk to the passenger door as he unlocks the car, and we get in. “Oh my gosh. It’s so pretty!” I exclaim as I admire the interior, but Jey’s too busy admiring me. “You’re pretty.” He smirks as I look at him unamused while he starts the car.

I can’t help but smile as we finally leave the arena, Jey takes no time as his hand is now resting on my thigh. I stare down at his huge hand before it moves further between my thighs, popping his hand he pulls it back to rest above. “You need to focus on driving.” I scold as his fingers rub little shapes onto my bare leg, “I got this.” He says as he gives me a quick look before focusing back on the road.

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Jey’s lips fall onto mine as his kisses make my skin burn in lust, his large hands kneed into my waist as he hovers above me. My arms immediately wrapping around his shoulders to pull him down further on my body, his hips grinding eagerly into mine. “More.” I muffle into his now plumped lips, his eyes opening to look at my needy expression. He pulls away from the kiss to remove his shirt, which I follow suit as my red lace bra is on display. Jey bites his lips as his hand cups one of my breasts and his thumb rubbing over my nipple, I moan out softly at his delicate touch.

“I thought you didn’t like lace?” He questions as he lays back in between my thighs to get closer to my breast, “I never said that.” I gasp as his tongue licks down from my collarbone to my sternum. His smirk felt along my chest, as he pulled my bra to the side to suck onto my hardened nipple. Jey’s other hand coming up to play with the other, “Fuck...” I moaned out as his teeth pulled at sensitive bud. His tongue not far behind to soothe the area, he then switches to the other side.

My hands wanting to grab onto something as Jey pleases me, I pull his face up from my chest to kiss him. “You’re so sensitive.” Jey’s lips muffle against mine as I moan into the kiss while my hands now fall onto his biceps. His hips rocking against my core, making my back arch into his hold when his hand leaves from my breast to my waist. “Just fuck me already.” I whine before biting onto his bottom lip, causing a quick slap to make contact with my thigh.

“Fine, but you gotta do all the work since you have no patience.” He said pulling away from the kiss and leaning back onto his knees. A pout forming on my lips as I lift my hips to remove my shorts that I’ve yet to take off, “Fix your face.” Jey says grabbing my chin roughly, making the wet patch on my matching red panties darker. He lets go of my chin before pulling at the strings of his sweats, looking up at him as he pulls his large cock from the restraints of his pants.

We repositioned ourselves, Jey laid back on the pillows with his hands behind his head, his cock standing up as his tip glistens in the dim light. In between his legs, I lean forwards and I wrap my hands around the base of his large cock. Drooling at the sight of the precum leaking from his tip and the small twitches of his cock when I run my finger over the slit. He groans deeply as my lips wrap around the tip, the salty taste of the precum collecting on my tongue as he throws his head back in a bliss. “You’re so big.” I moan before licking from the bottom of the base to the top of his tip, his hands moving from behind his head to fist my hair into a ponytail.

“Put in your mouth baby.” He moans as I relax my jaw to take as much of him into my mouth as possible while I use my hands for the rest. His hips rolling up into my mouth before his tip pushes into my throat, his hips faltering at the tightness. “You like that?” I moan as I pull away from his cock as his eyes close and he nods. “Oh! You’re doing so good!” He praises me as I suck on his tip, his hands pushing my head further down his cock. Feeling his twitch in my mouth, his hips thrusting faster, I hollow my cheeks as he lets out a loud moan.

“Take it Baby, oh fuck- Yeah Just take it.” He moans as he holds my head down while his cum coats the back of my throat. His hands falling from my hair as his head is thrown back onto the pillows with his eyes closed, pulling away from him slowly I swallow the cum. “Swallowed it?” He says deeply as his eyes open for a slight moment when I stick my tongue out for him. “Good girl. Now come ride me.” He speaks breathlessly, as I smile and crawl onto his lap.

Sitting on his lap, the feeling of his warm, wet cock in between my folds as I roll my hips slowly on Jey’s. Moaning out quietly as my damp panties add to the pressure of my clit, “Such a cock slut.” He groans as his hands hold onto my waist. I bite my lip as I grind harder against him, before lifting my hips to pull my panties to the side. Jey’s eyes immediately falling to my glistening folds as the wet sounds of our arousal fills the room, “I love it so much.” I moan before grabbing Jey’s cock to insert into my entrance slowly.

Filling me up as I slide down his cock, my hands pressed against his tattooed chest. “Shit, your pussy is so tight.” He moans as I bottom out onto his cock, “Only for you.” I gasp breathlessly as I wait to adjust to his size. His hands holding on my waist and rubbing as I begin to bounce, “There you go, look at you.” Jey moans as his eyes look up into mine. I toss my head back as my breast bounce in front of me, the soft sounds of my ass slapping back down onto his hips filled the room. Leaning down to capture his lips, his hands moving into the curve of my back.

“You smell amazing.” He smiles on my lips before his tongue enters my mouth once he places small smacks on my ass. Gleaming at his compliment, riding him faster, “You’re always so sweet to me.” I say as kiss his neck. His breathy moans leaving his mouth as I begin to suck a hickey on his neck, pulling away to admire the darkening bruise. His hands now helping me bounce on him, “Oh- I’m gonna cum!” I squeal as Jey’s hips drill up into my core.

His hip randomly stops, making me whine out in disappointment. “You’re going to cum- cut it out.” He flips us over, his cock running in between my folds before enters back in my entrance. Almost cumming immediately, he pounds into me mercifully, “S’good!” I moan out as Jey’s hand grabs my face gently to have me look at him.

“So desperate.” He smirks as I clench onto his cock, “Oh you’re going to cum? Want to cum on my cock.” Jey squishes my face as my eyes are fluttering shut, his thrust never faltering as I cream onto his cock with a shaking orgasm.

“Damn girl.” He smirks before placing a rough kiss onto my lips, he holds my hips down as he fills my core up with his warm cum. “I love you.” I gasp as his fingers find their way to my clit and rubbing small circles, “I love you more baby.” He smiles as we calm down from our intense orgasms.

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wandaromanova · 3 years

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r stealing all of nat’s clothes. nat only notices when one of her drawers is literally empty except for a few clothes. she asks r where they all went and tells r she literally has no clothes left and r is just like oh well. they’re mine now. nat then tackles her onto the bed and tickles her and they kiss and SO SOFTTTT

Warnings: none, just fluff!

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Natasha had just gotten out of the shower after returning from a month-long mission.

She wrapped her body with a towel and made her way to her closet. She quickly put on her undergarments and some pants before reaching into a drawer to grab a sweater.

However, she was completely shocked to see that practically all of her clothing was gone. There was one sweater leftover, but all of the others had seemingly disappeared.

It took Natasha a minute, but when she realized what had happened, she rolled her eyes with a smile on her face; you.

Natasha knew you had a thing for wearing her sweaters, especially when she was away on longer missions like the one she’d just returned from.

So, the redhead grabbed the only sweater she had in the drawer and threw it on before making her way to your room.

She didn’t even bother to knock, she walked straight in without permission, not that she needed it anyway.

You were sat on your bed and your head shot up at the sound of the door opening.

You let out a squeal and hopped off the bed, running towards your girlfriend.

She let out a laugh as your body collided with hers, her arms wrapping around your waist tightly while yours went around her neck.

“Natty! You’re back. I missed you so much.” You shoved your face into her shoulder blade with a huge smile plastered on your face.

“Hi, moya lyubov (my love). I missed you too… but would you care to explain why my sweaters are missing?”

Natasha pulled back from the hug slightly and took notice of what you were wearing. It was one of her S.H.I.E.L.D sweaters.

You blushed at her question, biting your lip nervously.

“I don’t know. I guess they kind of just… grew legs and walked away? Maybe?”

Natasha let out a loud laugh at your response as she shook her head, her eyes locking onto yours.

“You know I don’t mind you wearing my clothes, baby, but at least leave something for me to use as well.”

You pouted and glared at your girlfriend. You were trying to be intimidating, but Natasha just found the look adorable.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

“I did leave something for you! You’re wearing it right now.”

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

You mumbled out and Natasha rolled her eyes at your silliness.

“You left me one sweater out of the twenty I own. That’s like leaving me a crumb of a foot-long sub.”

You pulled away from the redhead’s hold and crossed your arms in front of your chest.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

“Oh well… I don’t care. They’re mine now.”

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

You let out a yelp as Natasha suddenly picked you up and threw you onto the bed.

She quickly crawled on top of you, straddling your waist as she aggressively tickled your sides.

“Nat! Please, stop!” You laughed out contagiously and Natasha couldn’t help but laugh along with you.

She finally stopped tickling you when your face turned red. The room fell silent, the only sound being your heavy breathing as you recovered.

Natasha leaned down and kissed your lips. You put your hand on the back of her neck as she deepened the kiss.

She broke the kiss and smile down at you. Her green eyes were shining with love as she stared deep into your Y/E/C irises.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

“I’m just playing, dorogoy (darling). What’s mine is yours.”

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

“So… does this mean I can have all of your shirts too?”

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

“No.”

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

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sunnypogue · 4 years

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HI! Can you do one where the reader and JJ are the power couple at frat parties

um...YES.

warning: excessive drinking - please drink responsibly :)

you & jj are at nc state, just starting your junior year

you’re recruitment chair of your sorority - aka the face of your sorority during rush, making your name well known among the incoming freshman

jj’s a legend in his own right - his name synonymous with his fraternity, friends with literally everyone on campus

he claims its the maybank charm, but it’s really because he’s the undisputed champ in edward 40 hands & was just really, really fucking good at drinking while pledging

anyways, y’all met shitfaced in the lobby of your dorm freshman year, after jj tried to jack your pizza order (you caught him chatting up the delivery guy, claiming he was grabbing the pizza for his girlfriend - you called him out for it) & ended the night by splitting the pizza in your dorm room, before hooking up on the futon under your lofted bed

y’all were dating by the end of the month

anyways, fast forward three years, and y’all had become a relatively notorious couple at jj’s frat events

you always rolled up with a deep squad of cute ass sorority sisters, usually meeting your boyfriend at whatever address he texted you after a late afternoon of happy hour drinking

jj’s frat brothers especially loved you for bringing along 5 to 10 girls to even out the ratio

you & jj were ruthless in bp - at smaller kickbacks & parties, y’all ran the table, once not missing a single cup (jj still rags on you for bouncing one in, but it counts, dammit)

you ran the show in flip cup, taking extreme pride in beating jj during a very intense round of survivor flip cup, where y’all were the last two standing (and you fuckin’ destroyed him)

larger scale functions had the two of you running aux (mostly you - your spotify playlists had more followers than your insta account at this point), bumping that good shit that made the makeshift dance floor at whatever house you were at better than the bars downtown

if there was a kegger, jj was going to be upside down for a good chunk of the night, defending his keg stand title from his pledging days

you hated keg stands, so you would clamber on the roof with some girls (you had learned early if you stayed near and watched, jj would rope you into a keg stand), cheering the boys on

afterwards, y’all would attempt (key word) to pour whatever handle of shit one of your friends would bring up on the roof with yall into the waiting mouths of the boys below you

you poured fireball down jj’s shirt, knowing it would prompt him into losing the shirt all together

body shots? why not! - the two of you would never suggest them, but y’all would never say no

one of jj’s friends would sweep all of the cups off of the desecrated table, not caring that there was still a good amount of natty light in most of them, before propping one of your cute friends on the table for a body shot

salt on the collarbone, shot between the tits, lime between the lips - done.

you rolled your eyes as jj slid you on the table next, cutting off one of the younger members from going next

you laid back, trying not to let spilled beer saturate your hair, resting your head in one of the less-sticky spots on the table (a previously drawn dick sitting right next to your head)

you giggled as jj leaned over you to lick at your collarbone, rolling your eyes as he dragged his tongue down your chest in an effort to tease you

salt was sprinkled on the damp spot, before a very full shot of tequila was nestled in your cleavage - you did your best to not move, and spill it over your strapless top

your friend handed jj a lime, which he slipped between your teeth, allowing you to clamp down on the rind just enough to prop the juicy part of the lime upwards

jj grinned down at you, before one of his drunker friends started to yell about him “taking all damn day”

before you knew it, he was licking the salt off you, taking the shot from between your tits (hands free, like a champ), before taking the lime out of your mouth, tossing it to the side, and kissing you instead

you were laughing into his mouth as his friends started booing the excessive pda

he just flipped them off in response

it’s also worth noting that jj’s popularity at parties always guaranteed him a room upstairs, no matter who’s house y’all were at (you distinctly remember bringing him to a pregame to a mixer your sorority was throwing with another fraternity - jj somehow finessed kicking another fraternity guy out of a room at his own house, so y’all could use it)

it was a talent that came in handy more often than not

ANYWAYS, y’all are the most fun !! we love to see it!!

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thehelleniclunarwitch · 5 years

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Second Chance (Randy Orton)

Randy Orton x Reader

Requested by: @ynm1505

Hope you like it, sis!

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You thought you had it made. Randy was simply the love of your life. The two of you did everything together. Plus, the two of you kept your relationship private for as long as you could. When WWE caught wind of the two of you dating it didn’t take them long to throw the two of you into a storyline together.

It was great. You and Randy traveled together. Went home together. You had matches together. It was all blissful. But it didn’t take long for that to all come crashing down around you. You had gotten injured in a match. It was a tag team match. You and Randy against Becky and Seth. It was a move you had practiced a hundred times. The RKO came easy to you.

But when you did the RKO on Becky. You landed wrong. You busted your knee. It came to the point where you had to have multiple surgeries. It wasn’t a good prognosis for you. The decision finally came down to you having to retire.

You were upset. Who wouldn’t be having to give up the one thing you loved the most. It had put a strain on you and Randy. The more the two of you fought the worse you became. You had had enough. After your retirement speech the two of you broke up and you were off to Korea where one of your friends from high school had asked you to come.

Three years. Three years you toured around all over the world. You and your friend had started a girl group. It was fun. It was different. The whole thing excited you in a different way than being in the ring had ever done. But after three years, the group had split. Everyone was ready to go their own way and make a name for themselves.

Not long after moving back home Vince and Stephanie had hit you up. They had wanted you back. You had been cleared years ago for your knee. Dancing on the stage over the years had proven that your knee could handle it.

You didn’t even hesitate to come back. You had missed the ring. You missed the crowd. Most of all you missed the other wrestlers. When you had finally returned to the performance center to start training again the girls were so excited to have you back.

You trained with the Bella Twins. Nattie and Charlotte helped you come up with a new kickass theme song and entrance video. You met some of the new wrestlers and stayed clear from Randy. You two hadn’t left on good terms. The girls were quick to agree to help keep you from him.

“Well look what the cat dragged back in,” Randy’s voice was deeper than you remembered.

“Randy,” You sighed as you pulled on your white laced up boots.

“I didn’t think you’d ever come back here,” Randy said.

“Yeah, well times have changed,” You pointed out as you laced up your boot.

“You sure you ready for this?” Randy asked.

“Concerned?” You asked.

Randy narrowed his eyes at you. “Just be careful. You know with it being your first match back and all,”

You rolled your eyes. One of the cameramen came to let you know that they were ready for you. You began to run in place trying to hype yourself up. Your first match was against Bailey. You had become a fan of hers while over in Korea. You were excited to have your first match against her.

Being back in the ring felt amazing. You and Bailey were putting on quite the show. The crowd was going crazy. You had just jumped off the top ring and flipped onto Bailey. The ref had just begun counting the pin when you felt somebody grab you by the ankles. Before you could kick yourself free you were yanked from the ring.

You landed with a hard thud. You looked up to see Randy standing above you. The ref was yelling at him to go. You started yelling at Randy. The two of you began arguing. Bailey came out of nowhere and attacked you. She pulled you back into the ring, pinned you, and got the win.

You sat there in the middle of the ring stunned. The crowd was booing Randy as he walked up the ramp with a smirk on his face. And that was only the beginning of it. Ever since your first match, Randy would come out at every one of your matches and cause you to lose.

Stephanie and Vince talked to him. They set up security to keep him in his room, but he seemed to escape every time and ruin your match every time. You had had enough of him and the bullshit he was putting you through.

Weaving through the crowd of wrestlers you found Randy. He was down in the ring practicing a few moves before his match tonight. You got up on the side of the ring. He looked at you with a smirk.

“What do you want?” Randy asked.

You climbed into the ring.

“What the hell is your problem?” You asked him.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Randy said.

“That’s bullshit,” You snarled.

“If you can’t handle the pressure of being back,” Randy began.

You slammed your foot into his heel. He growled.

“What’s your problem with me?” You demanded to know.

“Nothing,” He said.

“Really? You’ve caused me to lose every single match since I’ve been back. So obviously you have a problem with me,” You said.

“You left me,” Randy finally said.

“What?” You said in confusion.

“You left me. Just like that. No more fighting. No more of us. You just straight up left me without a second thought,” Randy said.

“I had to do something for me, Randy. Blowing out my knee like that? I had lost everything. I couldn’t be here and watch you continue on with your dream with the WWE. I had to get a fresh start,” You explained.

“I loved you,” Randy said.

You stood there staring at him.

“Who am I fooling? I still love you,” Randy admitted.

“Why didn’t you just come and talk to me? Why take it out on me and my career?” You asked him.

Randy hung his head.

“I was afraid,” Randy said in a soft voice.

“What was that?” You asked him.

“I was afraid that I had lost you forever. So I was acting out and being an asshole for no reason,” Randy explained.

“Oh Randy,” You sighed.

He finally looked up at you.

“I never stopped loving you,” You told him.

“Really?” Randy asked.

“Of course,” You smiled.

“Will you forgive me?” Randy asked.

“I don’t know if it can be that easy. You might have to do some making up,” You teased.

“I’ll do whatever it takes,” Randy said.

You grinned at him.

“You’ll do anything?” You asked.

“Yes,” Randy said.

You had noticed that the two of you had formed a group of your friends and coworkers. Grinning to yourself you acted quickly. Randy had no time to stop you and you were quick to pull an RKO on the RKO master himself. Your friends busted out laughing and some of them winced.

“That’s for blowing all of my matches,” You told him pressing a kiss to his cheek before sliding out of the ring with a huge victorious smile on your face.

*Five Years Later*

You woke up to the smell of coffee. You sat up in bed to find your husband’s side of the bed empty. You slid out of your huge bed, grabbed something out of the drawer next to your bed, stuck it in your pocket, and then made your way downstairs to the kitchen. You found two plates set at the table, a hot cup of coffee on the counter waiting for you, and your husband standing at the stove.

You walked up behind him and wrapped your arms around his waist. You kissed his bareback.

“Good morning,” You said sleepily.

“Sleepyhead,” He teased turning around in your arms.

He leaned down to kiss you.

“Happy Anniversary,” He whispered.

“You did remember,” You teased.

“Hey I was only off by one day last year,” He argued and you laughed.

Randy let go of you so he could plate your guys’ breakfast. The two of you sat at the table.

“Do you want your present now or later?” Randy asked around a mouthful of bacon.

��Well your present is going to be a little late,” You started.

“That’s okay,” Randy began.

“I mean like nine months late,” You said.

Randy froze. You pulled your hand out of your pocket and placed the white stick on the table. You were full of nerves.

“Are you-” Randy trailed off.

“Yep,” You grinned tears already filling your eyes.

“Are you really pregnant?” Randy’s voice cracked.

“I’m pregnant,” You said.

Randy exploded. He jumped to his feet yelling and shouting screams of joy. He yanked you out of the chair and then twirled you around.

“Oh my god,” He gasped.

“Happy?” You asked him.

“Very,” He grinned before kissing you once again.

You felt whole. This was finally your happy ending.

#Randy Orton #Randy Orton x Reader #request #WWE #imagine

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boxintheocean · 4 years

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i was tagged by @22reds (thank you i was dying to do this <333) to make a 28 song playlist. i’ve been meaning to make a playlist of songs i want to listen to while driving lately so this was the perfect game <3 1. missed a spot by dinah jane 2. wildflower by 5sos 3. pretty please by dua lipa 4. lento by lauren jauregui 5. fear of being alone by lennon stella 6. fool in love by rihanna 7. good in goodbye by madison beer 8. they ain’t ready by becky g 9. all night by afrojack ft ally brooke 10. boss bitch by doja cat 11. 50ft by lauren jauregui 12. savage by megan thee stallion 13. good in bed by dua lipa 14. do ya thing by rihanna 15. not in the same way by 5sos 16. girl almighty by 1d 17. policia by emilia 18. lottery by dinah jane 19. higher by rihanna 20. diamonds by megan thee stallion & normani 21. golf on tv by lennon stella ft. jp saxe 22. valentine by 5sos 23. honey boo by cnco & natti natasha 24. nada by lauren jauregui 25. watch n learn by rihanna 26. selfish by madison beer 27. banana by anitta & becky g 28. lover of mine by 5sos tagging: @glitter-cal @sidetosides @sunkissedvelez @talksopretty @hosie4legacies @scottstiles @clemmings @pageantsmiles @lilsreinhart @hectorbeyerin & whoever wants to!

#things i'm tagged in

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americanhoney913 · 5 years

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Rude woman, can you prompt 8 with 4hw, thanks boo lmao

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The cheers echo in Charlotte’s ears, roaring and rushing through her like a river, even from behind a TV screen. She watches them as they dance around the ring, hoisting up their arms and their megawatt smiles. She misses it, but she wouldn’t change her current position for anything.

Do they know how proud of them Charlotte is? How she can just stand there for hours and watch them battle it out in the ring, all sweat and straining muscles and heavy breathing. God, just thinking about it is making her brain hazy.

Charlotte shakes her head and sits back down, huffing as her back hits the chair. It’s the most comfortable chair in catering, yet it’s doing nothing to ease the strain on her back.

“You want me to get you a pillow? I'm pretty sure Nattie has one in her locker for her beauty naps.”

Charlotte looks up to see Alexa smiling down at her, a hand on the back of her chair. Her pink tips are gone, replaced by blue to go with her new look. She misses the pink, but she loves how the blue ring gear really makes her eyes pop.

“I’m okay for now, but thanks,” Charlotte replies as she pats Alexa’s hand.

“M’kay.” Alexa sits next to her and puts her feet up on the chair in front of them. “How’re you doing with all this?”

“I miss it, sure,” she says with a sigh, “but my girls are up there, kicking ass and taking names.” She arches her back and groans when something cracks, pressing her hand to her back. She’s gonna need a Bayley-special massage if this pain stays for the rest of the night. “I'm so proud of them.”

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Standing on the Sidelines, I Couldn't Be More Proud - americanhoney913 - World Wrestling Entertainment [Archive of Our Own]

#bayasha #charlynch #4hw #wwe #world wrestling entertainment #sasha banks #bayley #charlotte flair #becky lynch #prompt #anon #answered #anonymous

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imnoaingeal · 7 years

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My 2 cents...

WrestleMania... The “Super Bowl” of the professional wrestling/sport entertainment world.

This year..we saw WrestleMania 33. This means..that 32 years ago, Vince took a chance. He put his name, his reputation, his company on the line. And it paid off.

It is a world wide event now. Broadcast around the globe, with people coming to the states from several countries just to witness the spectacle first hand.

NOW... This years WM was not the best...but it wasn’t the worst either. There were highs and lows, good and bad. Just like any show.

I have watched 29 of the 33 WrestleMania events. I’ve watched careers be made, and I’ve watched careers end.

So here’s my 2 cents on it all..most won’t have much..but *shrugs* oh well. (minus the pre-show...I didn’t watch it yet...)

Take note...Please...That none of this is anything along the lines of “boo hoo my favorite didn’t win” or anything. I don’t have favorites. No..seriously..i don’t. I don’t like/dislike anyone over anyone else. ALL the superstars are there for a reason, each plays a role, each has a talent, each is important. Heel vs Babyface has never mattered to me. I have ONE favorite and he retired years ago...so, there is no ‘playing favorites’ from me here.

AJ vs Shane: Props to both! We all knew Shane could hold his own in the ring. He’s shown it time and again. AJ sure seemed to feel right at home as well. And MAJOR props to Shane for that shooting star press!! <3

Owens vs Jericho: Beautiful story telling. Both men put in great effort, and the match was fun. I personally love watching matches where they know each other really well. It makes the counters far more believable.

RAW Women’s: Mildly disappointed, I think Nia should have had more time, BUT ending was good. Charlotte’s reaction at the end, though tried to hide it, was perfect. VERY proud of all 4.

RAW Tag Match: Some what predictable but still fun. Not an A+ match overall, but not bad either. Ladder matches are very hit or miss I think, and overall it was does well. It’s good to see the Hardy’s back, and I’m interested to see how they play them going forward. PLUS..props to them for having 2 ladder matches in one weekend!

Cena/Nikki vs Miz/Maryse: REALLY wish Miz would have won...but I get it. Personally, I disliked the match, but it wasn’t bad “filler” in a sense. *shrugs* Congrats to John & Nikki on finally getting engaged too.

Seth vs Hunter: Loved it! Storytelling was wonderful, sells were good, overall I think it lived up to the hype.

Smackdown Women’s: Proud of Naomi! She’s put in SOOO much effort and time and it’s good to see her hold the title [again]. Don’t get me wrong..I LOVE Alexa, and Becky, and Nattie, and Mickie..but, it was Naomi’s time. I do hope Mickie holds the title at least one more time. I hope Becky, and even Nattie each get a run with it [again]...but I hope Naomi puts up a fight first.

Randy vs Bray: Creepy...Just..creepy...lol In a good way..but still. Not a favorite match. Both mean put in an effort, but it could have been so much better. I don’t know what happened, they had such potential with that match! But..I guess we’ll see what happens next.

Lesnar vs Goldberg: Longest 4 minutes and how ever many seconds EVER. NOW...I get it. Neither man can have a long match. Goldberg has never been able to have a long match, and Lesnar..well, he could, but it’d still only include all of 3 moves. I’m glad it was in and out...I’m glad Lesnar won (never thought I’d say that..but guess there’s a first for everything)...I’m NOT glad it was ever a WM match, I’m NOT glad it wasted 5 minutes that could have been better spent on something else... But..It is what it is. Both men are big draws..like it or not. Business is business and I get that...But the only bonus I’m seeing here is more promos by Heyman :D (okay..so I might have one favorite...but, he doesn’t count, he’s not a wrestler XD LOL I just LOVE his promos!)

Reigns vs Undertaker: OKAY...This match...I have been thinking about what to say since last night. And I honestly have nothing. I can’t find the words to express it correctly. Undertake CHOSE Reigns. Undertaker has passed the torch. So..basically..if you don’t like that Reigns beat Taker...Suck it. Reigns isn’t high on my list. Not that I don’t like him..he’s a great performer, great to watch, and a great choice on Taker’s part. I’m not knocking him at all, he’s just not that high on my list. I respect the hell out of him, I really do! But I think he needs to find his footing still. But I will give him the respect he deserves. He’s put in a lot of time, and I’ve watched him improve in the ring as the months and years go by. He did a beautiful job during that match, despite what people may think. No one wants to be in a position like that, but he owned it and he did amazing! BUT, this isn’t about him. Not really. I watched Undertaker’s first match. I watched every..single..televised match Taker has ever had with WWE. That man, deserves all the respect he has earned. He took a gimmick that, in my honest opinion, anyone else would have flopped with in a matter of months, and he made it work, for damn near 30...fucking...years! He reinvented it multiple times, made it fit with the times and what the fans wanted, yet kept that same undertone feeling of the “Deadman.” When his music hit, it could send chills down anyone’s spine. He was a staple in that locker room. If you earned his respect, you knew you’d made it. Watching him walk out of that ring, walk out of WrestleMania, I was watching my childhood come to an end. I was watching an era officially end. I was watching the tides turn. I had tears in my eyes (and I am far from an emotional person..but damn you WWE and your ability to make my eyes water)...not because I was upset that Reigns beat Undertaker, or that he was retiring, or anything sad. No, I had tears because I was, in a weird way, happy. It won’t be the same without Taker at WM..and it’s always tough to see someone you’ve been watching for years, leave. But, in the end, you look to the positive, to the future. He passed that torch. That is ROMAN’S yard now. But I will say this...He better make the most of it, and live up to it. He has that potential..he has that ability..he better do it.

OKAY! I’m done ranting and shit now...Back to your regularly scheduled lives :)

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tbhhhhhhhhhh · 7 years

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IM GONNA RANTTTTTTTT (spoilers)

(this match was literally like 6 hours ago so???? I don't remember everything but I'll do my best to recall it. I was bummed the ENTIRETY (apart from Carmella and Eva Marie) of the Women's division could've even have made it onto the actual show but, the fact they were hyping Naomi up and let her pin the women's champ is👍👍👍👍 but I'm hoping they let Nikki and Becky win so Nattie and Mickie can win the singles matches they have (hopefully at Elimination Chamber). SHEAMUS AND CESARO LOST AND IM SHOOK and I'm really confused about what they're going to do with the two of them now and I hope they use them correctly, they're both incredibly talented and deserve to be used correctly. The Club deserved to be given something since they've lost literally everything since coming to WWE but they don't stand out to me idk, they don't catch my eye. I do like Karl's diving neckbreaker though. Nia Jax vs Sasha Banks was honestly one of the matches I was really looking forward to see since I love love love Nia and she looked so great in her new gear tonight, I'm so proud. I wish the match lasted longer and Nia just ragdolled Sasha for a bit after that Samoan drop, would've added a lot more heel heat made her look better in my opinion. The only Women's match on the actual show and, it let me down. I guess they're trying to build up that "Bayley's got heart!" and "she'll never quit!" but the match was pretty short, coming for a 40 minute long women's match at roadblock, and Bayley got pinned cleanly and idk, it did nothing for me. I wasn't really looking forward to Roman Reigns vs Kevin Owens since I don't like how they've worked up their feud idk, did Roman deserve another shot after roadblock? is he going to get another shot now? Why is Roman always looking strong over Kevin??? but I'll be honest, this match won me over mid way through because there were great spots throughout the match. The ending though, Will Kevin ever win a title defense without an interference? I like that their trying to add Strowman to the main event picture, somewhat, but I don't understand where they're going with it, Roman had a showdown with Taker in the Rumble match, which will most likely lead to something for Wrestlemania but where does that leave Roman and Strowman's thing they have now? ugh I'm salty salty saltyyyyyy because this match was the match I was looking forward to the most and my family kept distracting me!!!🙃 so I literally don't have any recollection of the moves. I love heel Neville, but it's bittersweet that he won it at the Rumble, the Rumble is a huge show but I would've loved for the King to be crowned with his championship at the "grandest stage of them all" considering he couldn't even compete in what would have been in his first Wrestlemania. Swann and Neville would've killed it at Wrestlemania. In my opinion, I would've loved to see Rich steal a victory from Neville at the Rumble so he could have a longer reign and so Neville could run through and just obliterate the rest of the cruiserweights division on the road to Wrestlemania. Wow, AJ and John gave another show-stopping performance with each other, it was a PHENOMENAL match and that's all I can say about it, but I don't understand why John got an opportunity in the first place and why he won, Styles' had a great run as WWE champion and I would've loved to see him hold it longer. Cena's already had his time and I honestly couldn't care less about his 16th reign because he doesn't deserve it, he gave a good match and AJ still looks strong because it took 4 Attitude adjustments AND ONE FROM THE TOP ROPE TO GET HIM PINNED, but he shouldn't have been pinned, in my opinion. Now onto the Royal Rumble match, I'm going to nitpick a lot because me and also I can. (it's gonna be blank if I don't have anything to say about the competitor) 1. I've said it before and I'll say it again, I don't like Enzo and Cass at all, but I understand why they'd want to start off the Rumble with two very """"likeable"""" wrestlers. 2. BREAK THE WALLS DOWNNNNNN, CHRIS JERICHO HAS BEEN IN THE RUMBLE FOR MORE TIME THAN ANY OTHER COMPETITOR, I loved that he came back in to the ring to eliminate people but he kept going back out, and as the match progressed I really wanted him to come out on top more and more and I was crushed when he got eliminated. 3. 4. (Breezango👀) 5. YOOO JACK IS CROSSING DIFFERENT WORLDS, HES OUT OF THE CRUISERWEIGHT DIVISION AND HE'S IN THE RUMBLE. His exchange between Chris was hilarious tbh and yeah he didn't get much done but you know, expected. 6.Great pop for Mark in his home state, well deserved, he's a legend. Really interesting to see him and Braun though, eliminated too quickly. 7. Braun was extremely dominant throughout the entire match and that's good considering they're building him up to be a new monster to the likes of Mark Henry and Big Show. I really like Braun, not really his character, but he's so quick for a big guy it's incredible, in my opinion the best big guy the WWE has had in a long time. Many people were predicting he win the thing but I think it's best he just eliminate a butt ton of people for now. 8. omg I literally forgot Dean literally told us Sami was going to be #8 and I was legitimately wondering who the next person was going to be smh. He lasted long which I like, but there wasn't really a memorable moment of him for me. 9. Boy if I wasn't singing Big Show's theme for 20 seconds before he came out, props to him for somewhat patching the torch to Braun and letting him throw him out, but I really want him to face Braun rather than Snoop Dogg at Wrestlemania. 10. MICHEAL COLE MISSED A HUGE OPPORTUNITY OF SAYING "who's going to enter at number..." and then Tye's music interrupts him with "Ten.." I WOULD'VE GONE CRAZY. Really hate how he was just in the background for most of his time in the Rumble and then he was jobbed out. 11. Pointless. 12. They really let their Intercontinental champion get thrown out by Brock Lesnar. That pisses me so much, Dean didn't really have any momentum coming into the match but he didn't deserve to get eliminated by a part timer so easily. 13. Really love how they let Smackdown's monster eliminate Raw's monster, since Braun got all the eliminations, it's only right Baron, at least gets to have a strong elimination to keep his momentum going. I loved him and The Undertaker going at it and I wish they were allowed to be at the forefront for a bit and given more time since Baron's supposed to basically be The next Undertaker/tall guy type of person. 14. His elimination/not elimination wasn't special this year and I'm crying. 15. I was going over who I wanted to win 15 seconds before The Miz got eliminated so I'm thinking, The Miz lost the intercontinental champion and deserves to be in the world title picture so he deserves to win this!!!! then he gets thrown out by a single clothesline by The Undertaker, so, you know. I kinda wanted Maryse to become the 4th woman to enter the Rumble and have the It couple just tear everyone to shreds but that wouldn't have ever happened. 16. 17. omg this entire time I swear I thought Xavier Woods always did the New Day intro and I'm shook. Liked him spanking The Miz tbh. 18. Woah I didn't know he had a broken nose, he's really tough to still compete in the match 6 days after breaking it. I don't like how they've wasted him in this Enzo & Cass feud thing, he should be doing better things and giving Goldberg, Brock and Undertaker a fight because he's that good. 19. I remember Cesaro entering at #19 and I was like "omg this thing is almost over." 20. I love Xavier with everything, he's great on the mic, he's great in the ring, HE'S THE BEST AND CUTEST PERSON OUT OF THE RING, but he didn't do anything spectacular, unfortunately. 21. He should've won. When it was him, Roman, Randy, he was the only the one who really really really needed the win, Bray has a great character and he's so good in the ring. (THAT LITTLE CHOKE SLAM TYPE OF THING IDK WHAT ITS CALLED HE DOES LOOKS SO GREAT ALL THE TIME) I hope Bray wins the title from Cena at the Elimination Chamber and beats Randy at Wrestlemania. He deserves good things. Give him good things @wwe. 22. Incredible in the ring, but he needs a character to make him stand out from the bunch! I'd love Apollo so much more if he wasn't just the "if you mess with him, you're messing with me" little thing he has. 23. Doesn't deserve to have won it again. If he's only putting over Bray, it's kind of a waste of a Rumble, but that's the only way I'll be happy with him winning it. Should've let Luke hit Bray with a sister Abigail. 24. why why why @wwe do you sell out your hard working talent who work 24/7 for a part timer and make them look so weak for someone so undeserving. Dolph can't even turn heel and get taken seriously by WWE and its terrible. 25. I love Luke and even though he's so going under in this feud with Randy and Bray I hope he gets another run at the intercontinental title soon. Give him good things also! 26. No. 27. No. 28. FUCKING love how they're making Brock job to Goldberg in such little time, it's hilarious and deserving to me, but that being said I'm glad Goldberg didn't win and neither Goldberg and Brock Lesnar didn't take much spotlight from the current talent. 29. I so called Undertaker entering 29 and Finn Balor entering 30 AND RETURNING. When the dong hit, I was so certain I was right. I'm a lot more lenient when it comes to Taker, he's been here his entire career and hasn't left, he deserves to eliminate a couple people because he's a legend and even though he's a part timer, it's only because his career has slowed down. 30. Like I said, I was looking forward to Finn returning and Romans music hit and I hate the people who boo him for no reason but I wanted Finn so I'll justify it, only now. IDK how I feel about him vs Taker though. Overall, the match started out really strong but dwindled down over time. I liked how there weren't any returns, people are pissed, but I'm happy WWE is putting effort to somewhat put their current talent on the forefront of one of the biggest Pay Per Views they have. It does them no favors having a retired talent eliminate a current superstar, in my opinion. Dude, I've been typing this for 2 hours djfnfnfn what am I doing omg, I really like writing out my thoughts yo and this is really long but if you like my thoughts yoooooo. I'm sleep now it's 1 am.

#royal rumble #wwe #my thoughts #rant #rant as hell omg #a lot of words

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bossnhugfirequeen · 5 years

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#SURVIORSERIES RECAP 11/18/18: KICKOFF SHOW: -#raw team captin #alexabliss informed that she wants annihilation. #niajax asked if she saw that she did to #beckylynch. Then #rubyriott said that they plan on ending #smackdownlive. Ruby then brought up #natalya's dad's glasses and Nattie attacked her. Alexa said if they can't get along they are off the team. -#charlotteflair was interviewed backstage as she said that she is prepared for Ronda and that she is the queen and prove that she is the queen and that Smackdown Live is the better brand. -Team #smackdownlive was backsatage as #naomi was giveing them a pep talk. Naomi announced that she is talking over as the team captain and that #mandyrose is the last member of thier team. Just before #rturth came in and said he was the last women on the team. -Alexa Bliss was backstage where she was asked who would replace Natalya and Ruby. She announced that #sashabanks and #bayley would participate. They said that they are not doing it for any of their teammates but for Raw, and they will come after all of them after tonight. #RAW 5 VS #SMACKDOWNLIVE 5: (Naomi, #sonyadeville, #asuka, Mandy Rose and #carmella vs. #tamina, Nia Jax, Bayley, Sasha Banks and #mickiejames Tamina (E) Naomi (Superkick) Carmella (E) Tamina (Roll-Up) Mandy Rose (E) Mickie James (After Sonya's Running Knee) Bayley (E) Carmella (Bayley-To-Belly) Sasha Banks (E) Mandy Rose (Bank Statement) Bayley and Sonya Deville (Double Count Out) Auska (E) Sasha Banks (After Jax Pushed Banks Off The Top Rope) Nia (E) Asuka (Samoan Drop) Nia Jax Lone Survivor RONDA ROUSEY (RAW) VS. CHARLOTTE FLAIR (SMACKDOWNLIVE): Ronda Rousey won via DQ after Charlotte hit her with a kendo stick. Charlotte then went on to brutally attack Ronda and leave her bloody and bursed. MY THOUGHTS: -I wish that Bayley and Sasha turned, but at least they were on the PPV -I loved the Sasha and Asuka work! -I can't even tell you how much I missed heel Charlotte! Wow if her and Becky team that is an unstoppable heel team. -This was geat! -Also Charlotte became the most over she has been in months, Ronda was super booed and Becky got chants as well. #wwe #womenswrestling (at Los Angeles, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqWK6jBgVq_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=8xy2v055msrg

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rassasassalin · 6 years

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So, I suppose this is a way to start the show. Nice to see that it was just a mistake on thrusday to play out Ziggler’s theme. And by nice, I mean awful. I know it’s supposed to get under my skin, and it works. Just play the damn theme.

Interesting that Baron’s seeming to start a trend of going shirtless now. I’d be okay with him tearing his tank off each match, honestly.

Still haven’t decided if they added Ziggler in so that Bobby doesn’t have to eat a pin, or so Baron doesn’t have to. All I know is that someone’s being protected, and it ain’t Dolph.- I SAY AS DOLPH PINS BARON??? WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL JUST HAPPENED HERE??? Ahaha, glad I don’t ever actually place bets on these things, holy shit, wow, okay, you got my attention, Clash of Champions.

Shane’s custom made Ref shirt. I want a special referee shirt that customized towards my own themes.

SHANE YOU’VE BEEN IN MATCHES WITH TWO REFS AT THE SAME TIME WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

Aiden’s looking nice. I love his jackets. I want his jackets.

Omg listen to them chanting Rusev Day I’m so happy what a good Bulgarian. What a happy Rusev Day to us all! AND WE GET ALL OF THE SONG!!!!!! A whole month or Rusev, how exciting!!! Fuck me sideways we’re Actually Getting The Whole Song, What voodoo magic has Aiden done to allow himself to go uninterrupted? YES I WANT AN ENCORE!!!!!!! Oh, oh ok, i see how this is. Gable and Benjamin running for heel tagteam of the year. I get it.

Those fucking pancakes. I can’t even. They make me feel emotions that I simply don’t have the capacity to parse through and understand.

Baby boy, no, ain’t no one singing about Christmas you sillies. Rusev Day. (good crowd interaction though i’m impressed)

(Also don’t worry Simmon in the first row, we’ll see the Ascension tonight, I almost guarantee it. Undoubtedly when they cost Breezango a win tonight.)

This is gonna be fucking chaos, but of the impressively athletic variety. Wonder how long it will be before Xavier gets involved, considering it’s a No DQ.

“No it’s not, it’s Training Day”- Chad Gable, 2017

Things I just realized that I would kind of enjoy- the Usos and New Day getting twin pins, and them being forced to share the Tag Team Belts. Co-Belt defenders makes for all kind of fun shenanigans. I look back fondly on when Jericho had to share the Intercontinental Title with Chyna.

Rusev’s face when Aiden’s super sexy pin didn’t work.

Holy SHITE GABLE that’s beautiful, rolling bridging german suplexes That’s what I signed up to See.

...Aw...... Well, it was a damn good attempt Chad. Like that they’re letting him go out looking strong at least.

And speaking of chaotic matches. Kinda see Natti stealing a win outta this one, but also Charlotte does have a damn good record at PPVs, soooo... anyone’s game I guess. Also when did we stop calling it lumberjill matches??? Did I miss the memo? I’m cool with it, don’t particularly care either way honestly, just find it kind of odd. Maybe because they’re afraid it’ll remind people that Jillian and her really bad pop singer gimmick was a thing. Can’t blame you WWE, those were dark times. Not as dark as the time that the Boogeyman ate a mole off her face, but still dark.

Fucking love Ruby’s theme, it’s great. Also I like how all the “teams” have like, taken their own sides of the ring. Y’all can’t do that. There’s not enough of you to fully circle the ring, so you gotta plan smart and like, circle around it where Charlotte and Natti are gonna be.

Come on Corey, Charlotte’s not totally surrounded by enemies. Naomi’s out there. ehehe, nattie has 12000 cats. best quote from corey graves of the year.

Don’t call my riot squad jackals. They’re more like... hyena’s. Just probably without pseudo-dicks, but definitely with all of the viciousness.

Interesting that the Riot squad’s let Natti get hit, but got a couple of little licks in on Charlotte. Hmmm.

Yep, okay, things are about to get messy. Carmella’s gonna be the first to be murdered.

Thank you for the Eddie quote, Corey. Amen.

“Boo...”- Byron Saxton 2017

I can’t believe it took this long to- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING- oh my god, thank you Ruby. No cashing in money in the bank tonight, thank you.

Things I kinda enjoy about wrestling- when a wrestler gets a wedgie and then they try to sneakily pull it out while acting like they’re super in pain.

Not how I thought that match was gonna end, but not bad.

...Nat, you were already a heel, you’d already had your back turned to the crowd, I don’t know how that’s supposed to work???

BREEZE I AM TRYING TO BE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND SAFETY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN I AM IN SHOCK AT THE SHORTS YOU’RE DARING TO WEAR INTO THIS RING??? Never, In ALL OF MY DAYS...!

RIP in Peace, Breezango.

Seriously, I thought for sure the Ascension was going to come out and fuck things up for them. Or fuck them up. ...On tuesday, then. They’ll either keep talking Breezango into trying and fight the Bludgen Bros, or they’re going to try and “defend their honor” by going up against them themselves.

How’s it gonna work with two refs, babe, honestly. WIth Shenanigans. It’s gonna work with shenanigans. Also who was Sami trying to seduce at the start of this match??? Also hello again like 2013 Randy Orton Hair.

Byron “I’m a very confused boy and that makes me grumpy” Saxton.

I’m sorry, I just can’t be intimidated by heel Sami, like he’s so cute when he he’s all smug and shit like he’d have to do something seriously villainess shit to get any actual heat from me. I’m talking like, spitting in the direction of someone’s baby level of assholery. And I just can’t see him doing it. So he’ll just continue to b my cute lil’ heel that could. “I think I can be bad, I think I can be bad, I think I can be bad!”

Dramatic Ref DB is great. I love him. I love when rasslers go in and take the Referee role, like they’re always so expressive with their gesticulations, like their such drama queens I love it.

Great camerawork, thanks, I love it when I don’t actually get to see the triangle locked in and jst get to hear about it. After all, it’s not like I watch wrestling to actually see the moves or anything.

Honestly, if Shinsuke gets pinned tonight I’m gonna be annoyed. I know he’s going to lose, because obviously, but like, it’s not going to hurt Randy any to eat a pin. Wont kill his momentum. But I feel like it could do some serious damage to Shinsuke.

Goodnight, sweet table, I knew ye well.

Ok, that was a hot powerslam by Randy, ngl.

Whoopsidaisey, here we go. I thought it’d be Shane pushed into Daniel, but this works too.

Gasp!!! Shane!!!! You brought that fast count upon yourself.

Yep! Yep! Yep!

FUCK MY LIFE I forgot about the AJ Jinder match I turned off the app after the last match oops, ahaha, came to the realization just in time and turned it back on right as the match started ahahaaaaa says a lot about how I feel about this ppv that I totally forgot about the actual main event....

Welp, this is the best heeling that I’ve seen Jinder do so far, so respect for that.

Just noticed that the announce Desk got put back together. That bothers me. If it’s broken guys, leave it be. Let it be a reminder of what happened earlier in the night, even if it was only one match earlier.

Way better ring psychology going on in this on than I thought there would be. Ribs and legs, it’s good stuff. Everyone came out looking better for it. It’s nice. Not a bad ending. -seriously hope AJ’s ribs are okay though some of those bumps looked really fucking nasty-

#wwe clash of champions #sassin about rasslin

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Cool, starting out with Lillian. Sweet.

U-S-A!!! U-S-A!!!! U-S-A!!!!!!!!!!

God, I miss San Diego. Look at that Sky. I bet it’s a perfect 75 degrees out. I miss the shit outta that.

Lookit all them squidly’s cheering for the Shield. Love it. Gonna be a great match. Oh, oh, JBL’s there. Makes sense. This is kind of his baby. S’cool. Ehehe, Squids love Joe too. Noice.

Man, I hope that Sheamus got all sunscreened up.

AHHHHHH!!!! See! Great Minds think alike!!!!! That’s so fucking cute, I love it!

Man, I love Tribute to the Troops. They’re always such a great crowd.

Noooooo! Sheamus what are you doing??? The folks just want to make sure you stay healthy!!! What a heel! What an uncaring for his own skin heel! (I love Sheamus, what a goof)

Good job, boyos. Wonder what Dean was climbing the ropes for at the end, tho. Was he gonna jump onto Joe on the outside of the ring? Probably. What a loon.

Seth’s so fucking modest. Tell us how you really feel, kiddo. Ehehe

Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamil! But when can we have Mark Hamil come on to be a guest commentator? That’s the real question. Could you imagine? I can. I can very vividly imagine.

Who is not surprised that San Diego loves Charlotte? Not me. Is that... is that dazzled up camo? No. No, surely not. I’m just going to say no, it’ll make me feel better.

Natty, Natty, what are you doing? You know you’re not actually going to be able to make friends with all of the lumberjills. And Charlotte is actually pretty difficult to play mindgames with.

Yeah, I love watching Charlotte go. I’d really enjoy watching her and Ruby go actually one on one.- Oh, hey, look, it’s Lil Natch for the ref. Come on guys, we know who’s going to win. I mean, we know anyway, because like, Faces always win on TttT, but like, when the ref had a storyline once of being your Daddy’s biggest fan, you can hazard a guess he’ll be a mite biased. Or, would be, if we still had Refs be involved with Storylines.

Vince, please let us bring back heel and face refs. I know you want your wrestling to look more “legitimate”, but come on, you tell stories, and letting refs be involved again just gives you more tools with which to storytell with.

!!!Sargent Slaughter’s there? Are we gonna see him tonight? Please???? I love him.

Looking forward to Bright. Love urban fantasies, and I don’t think I’ve ever seen one where all the magical and fantastical beings seem to be out in the open instead of a only barely kept secret. Plus like, Will Smith, you know?

Will Paige wear a shirt? I hope so, she’s so pal- OH! Gable and Benjamin are on the Heel side of the match! Getting closer to my hope that they become just straight up heels! Maybe Jordan can join back up with them when he makes his full turn. Kurt having to deal with three bad boys that all took serious inspiration from him- his former protege, his son, and the guy that we all thought would be his son. It could work. It’d be ridiculous, but shit, this is wrestling. Why not?

MotherFUCKING YESSSSS!!!!! THAT’S MY SARGENT!!!! Oh, oh, Miz???? Oh god, oh my god, “You’re not really a marine, you just play one in movies,” And Mark Henry! I love it, that’s great, I’m so happy~~~~

Awww, oh my god, can we all do the USA chant to the New Day Rocks chant from now on? Because that’s fucking aweseome. I love it. We probably won’t, but I really fucking wish it’ll become a thing.

Do my eyes deceive me? Does Aiden have a bit of a tan??? HIS GOOSE! AIDEN NO!! GOOSE DIED, AND IT’S AN INSULT TO RUSEV TO COMPARE HIM TO TOM CRUISE!!!!

Fucking Rusev, how dare you be so cute, you need to stop it. Stahp. Pls. Let me have some peace you big brute.

Seriously though, I really dig Benjamin and Gable. I’m looking forward to see where they go. They’ve got serious potential, and some good chemistry from what I’ve see so far.

Ah, omg, Chad looked so confused, why are they chanting U...S-A against him, he went to the Olympics for America, he’s an all American hero.

..619... When is Rey coming back? I miss Rey Mysterio. I miss him so much. I remember hearing rumors, and they did that piece on him on the Network, so surely? Please? I miss him so much.

Oh no! What happened to Fluffy’s doggo? I hope it’s okay! The Cone of Shame suuuuuuuucks.

l really wanna see Sonya go up against someone like Nia, who has an obvious power advantage over her. See her try and overcome with her submissions, and see what she comes up with when the other woman can, at least at first, just power their way out of them. Would she give up early on and resort to cheating? Or would she just keep beating away until she tires the other woman out? I can see her being the second type. One of those heels that has their own Code they stick to, you know? Lines they won’t cross. She might gang up on you, but she won’t smack you in the back with a chair. That’d actually be cool, if she was the first one to back out of Absolution, because Paige and Mandy were willing to stoop to levels that Sonya just refuses to. Probably overthinking things tho.

Oh, a heel win. Rare. Was Paige singing with her theme for a second there? Cute.

ATAT Ahahaha! Love those! Aaaaand I’m gonna cry every time I see Princess Leia. Great. Fantastic. That’s cool.

Hey look, the first real boos of the evening, and they’re directed at Jinder and KO and Sami- well some boos for Kevin and Sami. Seeing a couple cheering for them.

Yeah, dude, I understand, Randy does have a great theme. God, he looks so bored, tho. Somebody let him go heel already. He’s so weird as a face.

Oh my god, look how happy those boys were to get to hold Shinsuke, they’re so pumped, ehehee.

And here come m’boy. Love seeing him tag with Nakamura, but you know what I’d like to see even moooooooore....? Him fighting Nakamura. Give me that Feud. Give it to me nooooow.

Guys you can’t chant for an RKO, it has to come outta nowhere.

Another singles match I’d love to see? Sami and Shinsuke. I mean, I know I’ve seen it already, but I would be more than happy to see it again on like, a bi-monthly basis.

My poor Singh bros.

Yaaaas, Zayn Nakamura~

Sami is such a beautiful seller. It’s honestly a gift. An underappreciated art. Whatta man.

Shinsuke dancing to AJ’s theme. That, too, is a gift.

Good show! Good crowd. Good shit, man, good shit.

#wwe tribute to the troops #sassin about rasslin

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