The fact that baby faced Douglas Smith was in Santa's Slay, a demonic Santa slasher film, is amazing to me
As always, Doll, thanks for spreading this Christmas cheer 😂❤️
Look at that baby face!
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Ways AEW can repackage Wardlow
I don't have to tell you how much they fucked up Wardlow. What should have been an easy thing, the Batista treatment, but Tony Khan doesn't like booking his big guys strong and won't commit to Wardlow. When he got white hot, Tony did everything to cool him down because he wasn't in his plans and ultimately he didn't know what to do and Wardlow ultimately suffered. AEW inexplicably screwed up a sure thing with the most baffling booking I have ever seen. It was so insane that part of me wouldn't be surprised to learn it was due to sabotage. They did everything you aren't supposed to do with a new star.
Here are ways I would repackage Wardlow
Actually treat him like a big deal. Wardlow should have been AEW's Batista, AEW's Goldberg and AEW's Brock Lesnar. It should be so fucking simple, but 3X BOOKER OF THE YEAR couldn't book a big man competently to save his fucking life
Consistent booking that doesn’t veer off the path or decides to do something that sends him back seven steps
Recreate the Scott Norton/Ice Train tag team with him and Hobbs and let them run the tag division for a year
Have Ricky Starks manage him. Why make Starks manage Big Bill? What can Starks do to make him a big deal? If anything Starks and Wardlow could be big money.
Give him the millennium man Sid repackaging & just have him cut cryptic nonsense promos while racking up a ridiculous number of 25sec squash wins
If the Undisputed Era reunites to cost MJF a title and Adam is the one to ultimately put the knife in MJF's back. Wardlow comes to the rescue and they build up to the slowburn of MJF slowly but surely gaining Wardlow's trust and this time MJF and Wardlow are equals as opposed to Wardlow being under MJF's employment.
Keep Arn as His Manager, Turn Him Heel, and Book Him Like a Fucking Beast. IT'S NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TONY!!!!
Put Wardlow in a Match With Masato Tanaka and Have Them Beat The Shit Out of Each Other Like Tanaka and Awesome Did in ECW
Stop booking him like Goldberg and have a bunch of dull squash matches. Wardlow can actually go, so just put him in the ring with the girth of talent on the AEW roster and let him do work. Face, heel, doesn't matter, that's how you get over in that company.
Dynamite and Collision back-to-back end with Wardlow running in during/after the main events and fucking annihilating everyone in sight. No words, no promos, just powerbombs to top guys
When CMFTR v The Elite is going full-steam, and Hangman, Kenny, and The Bucks have the numbers game 4 on 3, Wardlow is the man to even the odds. CMFTWar.
Have him show up with War Pigs one day and just murder a top heel
Hire someone who knows how to book pro wrestling. Tony Khan is fucking awful at it.
Retire Goldberg at All In/All Out by destroying Goldberg and getting that Brock Lesnar style push.
Let him go to WWE, it's evidently clear Tony Khan doesn't know or like to book him or giants at all.
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