#michael is a bitch

[ourtubahero-blog]

This is how I imagine them in real life. Just teasing one another.

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #david tennant #good ineffable husbands #welsh seduction machine #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen confessions #jesus christ michael #michael ships himself with david more than anyone else ever could #david tennant thirst #michael is a bitch #michael is about as subtle as a drunken llama on roller skates

[goost55]

There is nothing platonic about the way aziraphale says “very nice” after Crowleys dance

I mean, the angel practically said “that’s right, you’re my bitch” while checking him out

#good omens #david tennant #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #aziracrow #you’re my bitch #Aziraphale’s bitch #Crowley will do whatever he says #wrapped around his perfectly manicured fingers #I love them so much

[vampryn]

nine inch nails at woodstock '94 by joseph cultice

#nine inch nails #trent reznor #woodstock 94 #industrial music #bitch ass #my dad #nin #joseph cultice #mICHAEL

[hikarry]

Crowley's omens weren't that good this season, eh?

#my bitch didnt have a second to take a breather #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #david tennant #anthony j crowley #michael sheen

[chloesimaginationthings]

your scooped Michael makes me so insane I wanna make shitty tiktok edits of him to toxic by Brittney Spears /pos

I think I’d explode if someone made an edit with him/pos

#ask reply #It’s Michael bitch *cunty beat plays* #captain save a hoe plays #oh mickey you’re so fineeee #literally I only take this as a compliment #makes me smile and kick my lil feet back and forth #I’m so glad he’s edit worthy

[ineffabildaddy]

i will never get over the fact that amazon released a playlist curated by michael sheen to promote the release of good omens in 2019 and the first fucking song on it is 'i wanna be your dog', one of the rawest most lust-filled songs he could have chosen. it's downright desperate in the offbeat, repetitive quality of the piano and the way it's sung honestly feels filthy when you hear it

you should really listen to the song to get the full effect, but these are the lyrics:

So messed up, I want you here In my room, I want you here Now we're gonna be face-to-face And I'll lay right down in my favourite place

And now I wanna be your dog And now I wanna be your dog And now I wanna be your dog

Well, come on

And now I'm ready to close my eyes And now I'm ready to close my mind And now I'm ready to feel your hand And lose my heart on the burning sands

And now I wanna be your dog And now I wanna be your dog And now I wanna be your dog

he was fucking insane for that. michael i wanna know what you think crowley and aziraphale do in the back room of that bookshop

#choosing to believe that michael believes we need that fucking bitch (crowley) in a collar #good omens #michael sheen

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Aziraphale: I'm getting an impression that you are upset with me. Crowley, snarling: What do you think, supreme archangel Aziraphale: Well, if you were mad, I would beg for your forgiveness and do the apology dance which I'm currently unable to since you haven't let me go Crowley, embracing Aziraphale more tighter: Thisss provesss nothing

#when aziraphale comes back #crowley with tears in his eyes: #I HATE YOU AND GO BACK I DONT NEED YOU #while not leaving aziraphale #source: me #its me bitch #good omens 2 #good omens #good omens season 2 #incorrect good omens #good omens spoilers #neil gaiman #incorrect quotes #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable partners #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #david tennant #michael sheen #incorrect good omens quotes

[reihino1988]

Aziraphale being that bitch 🔥

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #michael sheen #my bitch

[my-gender-is-ineffable]

help

#gay bitches are so fucking complicated #but i love them #good omens #david tennant #michael sheen #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #ineffable divorce #ineffable spouses #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #aziraley #azirowley #azicrow #aziracrow #gos2 spoilers #gos2 #gos2spoilers

[bright-omens]

Two ends of the gender envy spectrum

Twink

and whatever the fuck this is

#david tennant #michael sheen #campbell bain #miles maitland #thorne jamison #peter vincent #takin over the asylum #bright young things #laws of attraction #fright night #both of them make me scream “gender” #but both are very different genders #one is like “I wanna be pretty” #and the other is like “I wanna be pretty but in the bitch way” #either way I wanna be both at the same time

[hensel-x]

more fnaf stuff from the last year!!   the first one is actually The First fnaf fanart i did

  and 3d and 4th are designs for henry and william at different points in time for a ‘michael time travels to stop william from killing charlie” au we made with my bestie  

#my art #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #michael afton #henry emily #i wanted to make michael look really simillar to william in terms of his face shape and features and hair #but he has realy warm eyes #its elizabeth who has her daddies Evil Bitch Death Stare eyes with looking nothing like him at the same time

[ourtubahero-blog]

Michael being T H A T bitch.

#michael sheen #good omens #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #good ineffable husbands #welsh seduction machine #michael is about as subtle as a drunken llama on roller skates #michael is a bitch

[fighting-naturalist]

When you've been taken prisoner so many times you're just Over It: Just ✨ Daniel Jackson Things ✨

#stargate #sg-1 #stargateedit #daniel jackson #michael shanks #s7 #ep11 #7.11 #***edits #the apocalyptic levels of Bitch radiating off him in this scene...iconique. #there is only one power in the universe capable of withstanding Max Level Bitch Mode from daniel and it's jack #you know when daniel has gone truly unhinged because that's when jack shows up to drag him away a la tantruming toddler

[fyoht]

oh my god. look at him. what a little bitch.

#AND HE WAS RIGHT. #the little 'hands on hips' adklbjndkbndb what the fuck #michael sheen i have questions about your acting choices. #but also like. yeah. that's them. #honestly though this scene drives me nuts cause aziraphale is such a little bastard in this one. look at him. so smug #so righteous. 'AH YOU SAY YOU CAN KILL KIDS? HAHA. NOPE. I KNOW YOU'. a bitch. poor crowley. but also i love them. #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #good omens #good omens 2 spoilers #and YES. im aware i missed the 'well' part. I KNOW. IM SORRY. my photoshop works at the speed of 2010 internet. have mercy.

[avanillaskyline]

I've been going through tma recently at the request of my girlfriend. She has, on multiple occasions, showed me the Jurgen Leitner rant. I know I'm not very far into it yet (MAG 53), but I'm under the impression he's getting a bad rep.

Like, we're dealing with a setting where people literally get eaten by the sky and evil worms that burrow into people and kill them in minutes. We're dealing with a setting where Fuckhands McMike can banish literally anyone to the Backrooms (and stab Jon??? Because he feels like it?????) and yet we hate Jurgen because he liked literature. ok. I am SURE there's more awful people out there than a silly lil fucked up book collector

Dude just wants a cool library and I support this, even if he's a little messed up. If he got his hands on the Necronomicon I firstly, wouldn't be surprised and secondly, would support him.

But I'm not buying it. Someone in the setting's gotta be worse

Like... Tim? No, Tim's an absolute himbo fuckboy, we can't hate him. Who else? Sasha's been kinda funky and off-putting since Mag 40 but hasn't been evil, Martin's our bestest cinnamon roll boy, and Jon's just a dedicated lil guy who gets beat up because the world hates him for no reason. We just met that new girl, Basira? She's got good vibes and I'd probably kill for Gertrude

Who else is left?? OH, ELIAS. He owns the archives and told off Jon to "not stalk his coworkers" (ok fun police), which is offensive to both me and Jon, so he automatically goes in the "bitch-ass mf" category and I do not like him

Jon's suspicious of him and SO AM I

(I'll reblog this when I get further in with more details, no spoilers please)

#magnus archives #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner rant #Mag 53 #michael distortion #fuckhands mcmike #martin blackwood #tim stoker #basira hussain #sasha james #elias bouchard #the certified bitch-ass mf #we dont like him #I dont like him #this is a threat #no spoilers please #this is also a threat #from my gf

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

Bitches be like: "These are my comfort characters." And it's just 2 middle aged depressed gays.

#its me im bitches #good omens #michael sheen #neil gaiman #david tennant #terry pratchett #aziraphale #crowley #good omemes #azicrow #aziracrow #good omens season two #good omens season 2 #im sad and angry