#Crowley will do whatever he says

[goost55]

There is nothing platonic about the way aziraphale says “very nice” after Crowleys dance

I mean, the angel practically said “that’s right, you’re my bitch” while checking him out

#good omens #david tennant #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #aziracrow #you’re my bitch #Aziraphale’s bitch #Crowley will do whatever he says #wrapped around his perfectly manicured fingers #I love them so much

[topaziraphale]

"Stop saying Crowley won't help Aziraphale in S3 he'd go back to him in a HEARTBEAT and nothing would stop him" I get it no one likes the idea of Crowley being bitter after what happened for a long period of time but like can we at least acknowledge that he's currently going through probably the most emotional pain in his life since falling? Can we agree that he's opened his heart entirely - something you couldn't pay him to do unless the world is literally ending and he's desperate - to Aziraphale, and got shot down? Can we understand that he did it AGAIN only to lose Aziraphale again? Not that what Aziraphale did isn't without Crowley's own shortcomings (hiding the truth of Heaven's cruelty from him) but like,,,,

The appeal here isn't Scorned Crowley Doesn't Love Aziraphale Anymore, or Never Wants To Help Him Again, the appeal here is Crowley learning enough self respect to not just walk back right to Aziraphale like nothing happened after Aziraphale has had a pattern of consistently refusing him. Going years ping-ponging between "We're not friends I don't even know him" to "That's what friends are for right?" and "We're friends, why would you even say anything?" and "Friends? We're not friends. We are an angel and a demon!"

Like I get it, Crowley is a heartbreakingly forgiving person. Of course he's gonna forgive Aziraphale, I'll be surprised if he didn't forgive him by the time he walked out the bookshop door, but gdi he could at least grant himself the luxury of being at least a little irritated for longer than however long it takes to make a globe and some books float and angrily cry out to God in his flat. But due to the change of pace and dynamic that is establishing part of the conflict for Season 3, I just really like the idea of him for ONCE prioritizing himself and being like "Okay, fine. We'll get back at it when you're ready, then," instead of just taking Aziraphale back like his words and actions meant nothing to him, when clearly they have an effect on him.

What is Aziraphale going to learn if Crowley just accepts what he did so quickly, like he always has the entire time they've been friends? Idk maybe I'm just projecting too much darkness on their dynamic but I mean, if the pattern of Aziraphale pushing Crowley away/disrespecting him one day and then being fine with his friendship the next + Crowley never stopping to be like "Hey, that's not cool, at least give me a little credit" or smth was fine all along and will continue to be fine in the future, then why, after 6,000 years of being friends and loving this demon, can Aziraphale still not accept that Crowley is just fine the way he is, and instead got excited to promote him to an angel in a heartbeat once the opportunity presented itself? You can't blame all of it on Heaven when Aziraphale has demonstrated his free will/defiance to Heaven so many times. Or, I don't know, I guess maybe we can? Maybe I'm just craving too much angst to the point where I'm letting it cloud my analysis of canon. Idk.

#derpy speaks #good omens #good omens 2 #no i dont think crowley is gonna ever hate aziraphale for what happened but he's allowed to be angry #he's allowed to be done with it all. he's allowed to be exhausted. just look at his face when he drives away. #meh. idk. but i dont know how i'll feel if crowley just INSTANTLY accepts aziraphale back in a situation involving #idk - ''hey help me stop the new apocalypse'' #at least. without like. SOME pushback? it can even be something small like ''are you SURE you want ME to help you? do you really need me?'' #doesnt have to be a straight refusal but i'd like SOME kind of action to show that crowley is putting his foot down for once #he deserves that self respect #do NOT reply saying that im insinuating that aziraphale is actively malicious or doing it on purpose. #everything he has done up until now is his own complicated response to all the trauma and guilt he's been through #but despite that crowley is STILL allowed to be upset... it's messy. i can write a whole paper about how this whole thing #is just unfortunate on both ends. again. we didnt get queerbaited we got communication baited 😭 #but help me out here. am i just too fandom-brained to have these expectations from the story? #is there something obvious im missing that is making me sound like a complete asshole here? do i need to get my head out of the gutter? #someone please explain it to me if so because whatever it is‚ i can't find it #not queued

[p4nishers]

random hc but. crowley being a plague doctor in the 16th/17th century bc he's supposedly "tempting people into death" but he can never, ever bring himself to actually do that so he ends up soothing their pain as best as he can and comforting them in their last moments. one night, after he held a little girl's hand as she passed away, he sits down at the banks of the river thames, with his plague mask discarded on the dirt, and he starts out over the water with tears in his eyes, wondering what the fuck is actually the point? it's not the first time he's asked himself the question nor the first plague he witnessed but, here, now after personally witnessing hundreds of deaths every day, he really wonders what actually is the point of him? why does he exist and why should he keep existing. why does he get to live when so many others don't? how is that fair? how is any of it fair? that's how aziraphale finds him, as he just got back from an assignment somewhere or other and hears crowley is in town, so he discreetly looks for him and finds him there, sitting in the dirt, now with his head in his hands, his shoulders silently shaking and is obviously immediately worried but doesn't know how to comfort him or what's allowed so he just sits beside crowley and watches him try to pull himself together. aziraphale's heart breaks, he put what happened together from the mask and the robes and he obviously knows about the bubonic plague but was convinced it was hell's doing and couldn't have even imagined crowley was out there everyday, helping people under the guise of hurting them. is he surprised? no, of course not but it still hurts to see crowley like this. but he's afraid to cross their unspoken rules so he quietly waits crowley out. he watches the water and doesn't dare look at crowley as he lifts his head and takes a few shaky breaths in. after a few minutes of breathing, crowley croaks out "her name was mary" and nothing else, and aziraphale understands, god he understands. it's one of the things they never speak about after it happens but aziraphale can't forget the night he sat with crowley for hours, till the sun came up, as he cried about a death of one little girl. he holds it close to his chest and never, ever forgets.

#neither does crowley. he should've been cast out the second he put that mask on cause he'd never be able to do what they wanted him to but #aziraphale would never ever say a word about this and crowley didn't even have to ask him. crowley remembers how just for a few moments #aziraphale let himself brush crowley's hair out of his eyes tenderly and yearns for smth he will never have #ugh the longing the yearning. 's too much #this came to me at like 2:33 am as i was tryna fall asleep with my little azicrow fantasies and i had this idea for a painting of this scen #and i sketched it in my notes app then was like fuck it and went to sketch it on paper and now here we are #idk if this is coherent and idk if i care #also this was kinda inspired 'and in the waking world we wait and we want' which is a dreamling fic BUT hob was a plague doctor for a while #there and anyway i think about that fic once a day so i randomly steal ideas from that like bro the historical knowledge that fic has??? #INSANE. the history nerd in me goes crazy every time i reread it it's so so so good #anyway i went off track there ill leave whatever this is here #good omens #good omens headcanons #crowley #aziraphale #good omens 2 #azicrow #also i dont claim im a writer in any way shape or form im just slightly insane so ignore how awkward this is

[secondary-colorentimy]

"what are you gonna do? stab me??" - quote from man stabbed

#fanart #my ocs #twst #twisted wonderland #dire crowley #grim #yuu #is me #not me tho #ill do whatever he says i like him ☝️ #idrk how to draw animals lol

[sarosthewizarddude]

Y'all need to stop telling me on my 'Aziraphale chose Crowley' post that Az was in the wrong because he communicated poorly. They were both in the wrong. They both communicated poorly. That is not the point of my post. The point of my post is that Az loves Crowley and wants to be with him forever no matter what. (Also he couldn't speak freely because Metatrash was probably eavesdropping. It's not Crowley's fault he didn't pick up on the situation... but Az did his bestest.)

#yeah you're allowed to have your own opinions and stuff but make your own post that's not what mine is about #im not saying az didn't do anything wrong im saying he loves crowley more than anything else #and he didnt choose heaven or angel crowley or humanity or whatever else he chose crowley #good omens #good omens 2 #final fifteen #ineffable divorce #ineffable husbands #air conditioning #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #aziraphale loves crowley #aloevera on good omens

[ironasss]

people who act like aziraphale and crowley need to be men that fuck for good omens to be progressive need to get their head out of their ass. tell me how ur cis gay allo allo men are more progressive than having aroacespec non-binaries. tell me how its more progressive to make them have sex then to have some of the only asexual representation there is in media. tell me how its homophobic for crowley to kiss aziraphale in a desperate attempt to get him to stay just because they didnt do it with sex on the brain.

they've been sexless creatures since the book came out in 1990. get over it.

#“oh neil gaiman wont let them have sex because thats dirty” #“they have to be good gays that dont fuck” #or whatever the hell you guys are saying about how hes making them not have sex because he thinks gay sex is gross #or that hes scared of gay sex #mf READ AMERICAN GODS. #they dont have sex because they dont need to not because hes “scared” or whatever #“oh but they also dont need to eat and they do that!!” ok and??? #there are plenty of things they dont need to do that they do anyway #and plenty of things they dont need to do that they dont #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens book #good omens spoilers #good omens tv #good omens crowley #good omens aziraphale #gomens #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable wives #ineffable husbands #ineffable asexuals #asexual aziracrow #theyre also aromantic #source me #but thats for a different post #aziraphale x crowley

[scatterbrainedart]

I feel like my obsession with Crowley is really overshadowing my love for Aziraphale and that's annoying because he's literally the silliest and I adore him, but there is not enough room in my brain to really focus on him ever. Whenever I think about gomens and my brain immediately starts violently shaking around the little Crowley in my head and it seems to ward off any other coherent thoughts I'm afraid

#I have not been living up to my username lately #my brain has been consistently Crowley and Crowley alone #ah and two very spesific lines from two seperate Hozier songs #but that is it. i have not been so non scatterbrained in bloody years #also I do not trust people who don't like Azi #like yes he's a flawed character and I do understand where you're coming from and all opions are valid or whatever #but you are juat wrong sorry to have to be the one to say it #good omens #good omens aziraphale #good omens crowley #crowley #aziraphale #scatterbrained rambles

[mbat]

okay, im gonna say something and i dont know if itll make sense to anyone but me but. us finally getting to see angel crowley as compared to current crowley... it reminds me of trauma

i mean, angel crowley was so expressive and full of joy and life, like nothing could go wrong!

and current crowley is stoic, sarcastic, jaded. its hard to believe theyre the same person, though even that part is up to debate depending on what you think about crowleys memories

and it makes me think of me and others ive known whove gone through stuff and how much it changes you as a person, and it makes me wonder just what the fall was like. i mean, at the very least it was an utter betrayal and terrifying, right? life changing, most of all to someone like crowley whos only """wrongdoing""" was asking questions, and not even bad ones.

i dont really have a point, im just sad. like, obviously we all love crowley in any form and such but its like... wow, he used to be so beyond happy and now a real smile from him is rare, and universe knows he likely will never smile the same way he used to ever again. all of this for asking questions.

plus like, the way that he just keeps getting reminded of it in every single way, especially the way that people from above and below wont just leave him alone to live his life.

it also makes me think of that whole last thing with him and zira. he didnt want the fate of a demon but sure as hell he isnt going to return to being an angel after what they did to him. i wonder if aziraphale even knows what it was like. has he ever asked? would crowley even actually answer?

#good omens #this is a messy ramble sorry #i just cant help but think about it now when i see angel crowley #he reminds me so much of me before my life was kinda ruined man #its just harsh #also if anyone says anything bad about zira im going to kill them <3 just saying #and yeah i know crowley like fought in whatever that dumb war thing was but like #do we even actually know much about that aside from 'it happened' #my post #i have so much thoughts and feelings about this show rn but im even worse at words rn than usual idek why #im also not saying its intentional on the part of the writers for it to be like trauma idfk whats intentional or not but like #its just how i read it as someone with my own trauma #ignore me

[lizard-speed]

i think im gonna be thinking about crowley's voice breaking when in that final bookshop scene forever

#hes being vulnerable and emotional and its so obviously hard for him #and he probably still has some hope that aziraphale will say alright ill give up the supreme archangel position and be with you #because above all he trusts and believes in aziraphale. he knows that he'll do the right thing #because crowley knows that aziraphale loves him (or at the very least cares for him) enough to disobey the higher powers and #do what they know is right rather than give in to whatever heaven/hell says #and so he lays every single one of his cards out on the table for aziraphale to look at expecting him to realize that what he's doing #is wrong and it should just be them #his voice is breaking because hes scared of being vulnerable but also because everything he lives for is riding on this sentence #and if he doesnt say it right everything he wants is out of reach #and of course aziraphale doesnt choose what is actually right but what HE thinks is right (or I guess what the metatron wants) #and then crowley just shuts down retreating into himself #probably kicking himself for being vulnerable and hoping and wishing that aziraphale would be able to overcome #whatever the metatron had been feeding him #clearly very normal! #good omens

[love-has-a-way-ofgrowingbackward]

i think we're not talking enough about how when crowley drives away in the last episode he DRIVES UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT

#crowley #rewatched the last 2 episodes again and im positive the next season will have aziraphale trying his best to thwart the second coming #from inside heaven using bureaucracy and technicalities also that metatron has got a plot significant reason for going to such lengths to #get aziraphale #maybe because they could be strong enough to stop them destroying earth if they do miracles together because they're powerful as fuck #and he wants the second coming to happen #in my head we start off with aziraphale puttering about making plans and all and its rather funny and then we switch to crowley after #sndjdjendndndndndndndwatched the last 2episoded again. watched them. again. #anyone notice how we see how they're really like when not made to be someone they're not or do something they dont want to #ughh like how aziraphale likes to always move about doing something or the other with always a Goal in mind #and is polite bur also bitchy and bossy and stubborn and crowley mostly just hangs around him and watches whatever he does #loved aziraphale in this. hated how in the last episode we see how SURE they both are that they're on the same page about how they should #be together ideally. #like. theyre so sure the other person will say yes. aziraphale already said yes to bitchatron. crowley set up the nightingale song #i think this entire thing is to have aziraphale let go of the idea that heaven is inhenrently good and better than hell #devastating but. needs to happen #anyway. cant wait for season 3. they'll probably end up staying on earth. crowley was willing to leave earth bur aziraphale wanted to stay #and fix it from within. i think the best ending wouldn't be if they ended up running away to a random planet? #it would be perfect if they stayed on earth after fighting heaven and hell along with humanity and winning the war #if they're gonna fight on the side of humanity against heaven and hell we actually need azira out of heaven. mr angel pls come back #good omens

[todesboten]

SO i finally got around to starting gomens 2

#i am only on ep3 so idfk whats even going on #it goes back and forth between being capital S silly and hitting me over the head with a mallet #like it feels like fanfiction but its still fun so fine by me. i am getting fed #will say i TREMENDOUSLY enjoy job era crowleys stupid fucking beard. he can do whatever he wants actually #he speaks #good omens #good omens 2

[archers-gauntlet]

on one hand i understand why i don't see a lot of dark!crowley interpretations, since he's supposed to be the one of the duo to be actually kind(er) at heart, but i also really want him to snap and go the ruthless route (at least if we're talking about show version, since there he has more reason to do so)

#my crowley playlist is bittersweet in that way and whenever i listen to it i think about him being disappointed and detached #and i dont mean by that 'being cruel/unjust to humans' exactly tho i suppose he might care a bit less about them overall idk #my main focus is on his interaction w azira where he'd stop treating him as an exception from heaven (and hell for that matter since #he doesnt respect either) #and in case of another interaction he'd just be unbothered and ambivalent about whatever azira is trying to communicate to him #'another antichrist? yeah whatever why do you still have my contact again?' that kind of stuff do u get me #.. look at me writing meta in the tags #awful awful #anyway i think the song to say goodbye and undertaker would really fit him after season 2 #AG: #gomens

[loverboybrightsideghost]

yeah i'm still waiting for good omens the musical and i'll keep waiting as long as it takes so i don't think i have much of a problem waiting for go3 (if it comes)

#i want to hear 'i don't want to go to heaven' so mothefcuking BADDDDDDDDD i think it would make me insane #anyways. book aziraphale and crowley 🤝 radio aziraphale and crowley (vaguely married and chilling for the most part) #show crowley and aziraphale 🤝 musical crowley and aziraphale (dramatic gay divorce) #bluebird.txt #imma be honest also.....i'm not saying i don't want s3 but i am saying that if we never got it i would probably be fine #it's already weird (even though i liked it) to have an s2 and i do really want to know what neil gaiman and terry pratchett #had planned for a second book #but like. idk. i think i'd rather either read it as a book or not have it at all #i don't really think of go2 as a continuation of the book anyways bc the show and the book (and most other go adaptations tbh) #are very far removed from each other in my head even though obv they come from the same thing #so idk. whatever happens with the show i think i'll be fine #i do need the musical to come out during my lifetime though #i'll probably never see it (i do not like in australia or the uk and plane = expensive) but to be able to listen to it man #FFFFAFSFSFACDCSVDV I WANNA HEAR IT SO BADDDD #n e ways #it would definitely suck if we got s2 and never got to see where it went but i think personally i would be fine if slightly annoyed #and neil gaiman has said he would write that book if no s3 so i might read it if that's what ends up happening idk

[cinnamonroll04]

what baffles me is that crowley is actually good for aziraphale. not in the sense that the good actions he does are done for aziraphale, but in the sense that crowley teaches aziraphale to be good to himself

in s2ep4 when aziraphale is looking for a magic trick to do, he first says that he can't go to the magic shop because he's not a professional conjuror. crowley disagrees, convincing him that he's a professional as he is "about to perform on the West End Stage"

afterwards when the shopkeeper calls aziraphale a "talented amateur", it's aziraphale himself who makes a point in proving that he's no such thing as he's "booked to appear in the West End"

and then when they're backstage talking to furfur aziraphale clearly calls himself a "working professional magician". over a few hours, crowley makes aziraphale confident in his own identity

not only does crowley love aziraphale (in whatever way he expresses it) but he literally makes him better. crowley, who believes he is incapable of doing good, manages to make an actual angel, better

#in this essay i will #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale #aziracrow #david tennant #michael sheen #neil gaiman #terry pratchett

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt I good omens but i've never watched it

i've never seen good omens but it's all over my tumblr dash so this is what I've gathered can someone please confirm if i've got it right

there's a demon named crowley

there's a biblically inaccurate angel named aziraphale but like it's very sexy when the demon calls him 'angel'

the demon and angel have been married for 6000 years and they still keep looking at each other all sappily

Neil Gaiman is somehow involved, I think he's the writer but also he's on tumblr (uh, @neil-gaiman) and people keep questioning if he's real

is neil gaiman like a fandom inside joke why is everyone asking if he's real

there actors are called michael and david and amazon prime thought they were the same

there is a bookstore and crowley is sad

they kiss and it is very nice and desperate and crowley says we could have been us. i have no context for this. someone is going to heaven i think.

there is a god, i'm not sure if they're good or evil though

the demon wears sunglasses

it's a comedy but for some reason everyone's crying after whatever the last season was, are you guys okay

things are on fire

they are very gay

there was a book and at one point they switch bodies

more fire and crowley screaming

they are called ineffable husbands i dont know what that means

they fight crime or they do crime or they fight crime by doing crime i really cannot remember which

gay

#good omens #lgbtqia #crowley #aziracrow #azirowley #aziraley #aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant #fire #gay #ineffable husbands #good ineffable omens #WHAT DOES INEFFABLE MEAN #husbands #angel #demon #we could have been us #6000 years of pining #wait why did this tag complete with pining #why were they pining when they were married sorry what the hell is happening #good omens summary #what is good omens #neil gaiman #5k

[fledglingdoodles]

“Not Bad, For A 6000 Year Old Classic!” So, Crowley can feel whatever is going on in the Bentley, he says? Coming soon, the lovely @drwhoisginnyholmes is still tinkering in the shop with some words on the very subject for the @do-it-with-style-events reverse big bang!

#good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #do it with style events #do it with style reverse bang #figgy does art